Share Transfers Agreed/Cooling off period

[CallumLaidlaw]

These 3000 season tickets, lapsed season ticket holders are they going to have the money. The diehards have already bought their season tickets. Those that haven't will probably have already stumped up for shares, cake bakes and the rest. We are at the start of summer holiday seaon are these people going to have another £300-£400 lying about to invest when the kids are off school, holidays to pay for etc just to chuck in to another financial black hole?

Well this is the time to find out seeing as most people that get paid monthly, get their wages at the end/beginning of the month, so if they haven't reached their target by about the 3rd July, they're goosed.

[21.05.2016]

Lets face it, if you worked for Hearts and didn't see this coming then you'd have to be pretty stupid.

Every man and his dog could see this coming except the hearts fans.

[hibbypostie]

In the metro it says Wilson has walked away from the deal he just signed

[Hibee87]

Any word in the papers about what players are being binned today?

I'd assume MacDonald is one of them but not sure if the others likely to be Sutton or Stevenson?

Id say sutton and one of stevenson, hamill or grainger. I think they would see mcdonald as having a sell on value, the others are likely to be high earners but not sure how much.

On a side noe whats the script with Danny Wilson, i am asusming he will be released but not sure if they would count him as a 'player' yet

[adhibs]

The latest im hearing from the yams is that they wont get relegated next season as another team or two will go into admin sometime in the next season and save them from it.!!! WOW!!!! they aren't even entertaining the fact that they might not even make the season!

They must have been sprinkling something on the rollover hotdogs at the pink bus shelter over the years....

With that squad hearts have got and the points deduction next seasons provably an ideal time for killie or whoever to go into admin and escape still in the league

[Peevemor]

In the metro it says Wilson has walked away from the deal he just signed

Hearts can't register him in any case.

[robinp]

Id say sutton and one of stevenson, hamill or grainger. I think they would see mcdonald as having a sell on value, the others are likely to be high earners but not sure how much.

On a side noe whats the script with Danny Wilson, i am asusming he will be released but not sure if they would count him as a 'player' yet

Grainger is out of contract.

[greenginger]

I think its time the Yams updated their web-site.

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130308/season-ticket-qa_2257176_3102141

Question ... What about STV statement we were going to go into administration ?

Answer ..... There is absolutely no truth in this statement and we are taking legal advice .... :greengrin

[bingo70]

Id say sutton and one of stevenson, hamill or grainger. I think they would see mcdonald as having a sell on value, the others are likely to be high earners but not sure how much.

On a side noe whats the script with Danny Wilson, i am asusming he will be released but not sure if they would count him as a 'player' yet

Just thinking with MacDonald they've got a Scotland under 21 interbational in reserve (I think), plus if they go with two keepers and one gets injured they could get an emergency loan in.

Thought maybe Sutton but apparently he's there only striker, so maybe Stevenson......or maybe the administrator doesn't care who'll score goals and will just look at who's on the most money.

[GordonHFC]

Apparently Wilson has walked away according to Administrators in the Metro

[Leithenhibby]

Just thinking with MacDonald they've got a Scotland under 21 interbational in reserve (I think), plus if they go with two keepers and one gets injured they could get an emergency loan in.

Thought maybe Sutton but apparently he's there only striker, so maybe Stevenson......or maybe the administrator doesn't care who'll score goals and will just look at who's on the most money.

The Admin did say he had spoken to GL to sort out the squad, from what he said I took it to be he was TELLING GL what was happening... End Off :wink:

[Part/Time Supporter]

Just thinking with MacDonald they've got a Scotland under 21 interbational in reserve (I think), plus if they go with two keepers and one gets injured they could get an emergency loan in.

Thought maybe Sutton but apparently he's there only striker, so maybe Stevenson......or maybe the administrator doesn't care who'll score goals and will just look at who's on the most money.

I think the two players will simply be Zaliukas (who has six months left at mega wages) and Wilson (who they can't register).

The other four senior players (MacDonald, Stevenson, Hamill and Sutton) have apparently been told they have to take pay cuts to stay.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/409059/EXCLUSIVE-Axe-falls-at-Hearts

[EdinMike]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/s403x403/1005270_10151468395053263_399969845_n.jpg

:faf:

Tried to post this last night, but could not be bothered from my phone :D ! Surprised the store had the lettering to do it...

[ggth]

Apparently Wilson has walked away according to Administrators in the Metro


Would he do a job for us?

does anyone here with savvy understand the hearts drama? am I right in saying that hearts do not own the stadium and the only assets they have, is the current playing squad?

If a CVA is agreed to save them, they may still become homeless, if the owners of the ground sell it

THANKS

[Onion]

If Hearts were a normal business they would be liquidated. The assets do not remotely meet the liabilities, let alone the cash flows. It is very questionable that the Board were not in breach of the companies act as 'trading insolvent' thus Dundee can feel very hard done by indeed. Further there is no way BDO can guarantee Hearts can fulfil their obligations in season 2103/14 thus there is a case to suspend them and promote either Morton or Dundee. However Hearts are not a normal business. I guess they will sell their 3000 extra seasons and keep the club afloat, in cash flow terms, not asset/liability, for a few months then it is down to the attitude of the Lithuanians. The old adage if you owe a pound you have a problem if you owe a million the bank has a problem. I suspect BDO hope they can settle with the creditors at say 30p in the pound ie £6/7m to buy out the club and ground debt free with the creditors taking the hit and some mug will step in to 'save them'. But if the Lithuanians believe the stadium could be sold, with the necessary planning permission, for a lot more Hearts will struggle to find a mug to step and pay £15+ million then its liquidation and Division3 (if they are lucky). it is a game of poker and BDO will try and string this out for as long as possible as it strengths their hand against the Liths and crates some hope for them. Certainly we will see what the Hearts fans are made of. Lukewarm reaction and game over, sell their tickets and struggle on dependent on striking a deal with a group of people who don't give a fig for their 'tradition.' Either way they are finished as a credible 3rd force (which they only briefly were through lets be polite and say 'financial skulduggery.' In my view they have acted with gross negligence (at best) and sporting integrity demands a very harsh punishment indeed. Whatever the result their arrogant bragging rights are finished.

It was the Lithuanians that appointed BDO as Administrators, so it's reasonable to assume they've already had initial discussions with BDO about what sort of offer would be acceptable. I'd be amazed if BDO go through a full admin process (with fans shelling out more money) only to find that the Lith creditors can't agree a CVA with FOH or whoever else is waiting in the wings. If that was the case, they might as well go straight to liquidation and sell up.

[YehButNoBut]

Just thinking the administrator has announced that he needs the money from sales of another 3,000 season ticket sales to keep Hearts going for the next few months.

Which will remove income from 10,000 season ticket sales from the new owners budget next season, so even if they get about 3-4k on average who pay at the gate (being optimistic), say around £60 - £80k every 2 weeks, how can they survive from that as other income will not make up the shortfall.

Just can't see how they can survive unless someone is prepared to throw huge amounts of Wonga at them.

[Moncur10]

Tried to post this last night, but could not be bothered from my phone :D ! Surprised the store had the lettering to do it...

They will have had the '-' for Tudor-Jones :wink:

[stokesmessiah]

Just thinking the administrator has announced that he needs the money from sales of another 3,000 season ticket sales to keep Hearts going for the next few months.

Which will remove income from 10,000 season ticket sales from the new owners budget next season, so even if they get about 3-4k on average who pay at the gate (being optimistic), say around £60 - £80k every 2 weeks, how can they survive from that as other income will not make up the shortfall.

Just can't see how they can survive unless someone is prepared to throw huge amounts of Wonga at them.

I was wondering about this last night. Excuse me if i am wrong here, a mathematician i am not !

If they agree a 30p in the £ deal then for Ukio & UBIG alone they are going to owe 7.5 million pounds, this does not include what i expect is a hidden pile of other debts we still dont yet know about. In addition to this as you have correctly said, if someone did want to buy Hearts they are also going to have to bankroll the team for the first year as that money is gone. So if you say that there operating cost is 2.5 million (i think thats prob being kind to them) before you have done a thing you have a £10m outlay. None of this even touches on the wonga dome etc that you would need to look at.

Now unless you are a hearts fan and have an emotional attachment to them i cant see how any businessman would look at them with Scottish football in the state that it is and think there is opportunity to make money. ???

[bingo70]

I think the two players will simply be Zaliukas (who has six months left at mega wages) and Wilson (who they can't register).

The other four senior players (MacDonald, Stevenson, Hamill and Sutton) have apparently been told they have to take pay cuts to stay.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/409059/EXCLUSIVE-Axe-falls-at-Hearts

Are you sure about zaliukas? He made a big deal about wanting to play a part in the last game of the season as he was out of.contract on the summer?

[magpie1892]

They will have had the '-' for Tudor-Jones :wink:

Is it not just an 'I'?

[Part/Time Supporter]

Are you sure about zaliukas? He made a big deal about wanting to play a part in the last game of the season as he was out of.contract on the summer?

Robertson said on Radio Scotland last night that Zaliukas has six months left.

Zaliukas was probably told in May that he would be offski in the summer, either by them selling him or being released early. There was a report in one of the rags a couple of weeks back that Sevco are interested in him.

[robinp]

Are you sure about zaliukas? He made a big deal about wanting to play a part in the last game of the season as he was out of.contract on the summer?

See above

[Treadstone]

Are you sure about zaliukas? He made a big deal about wanting to play a part in the last game of the season as he was out of.contract on the summer?

Wondered about this myself, this six months left on his contract all seems to be very recent.

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/223438-out-of-contract-hearts-captain-marius-zaliukas-still-undecided-on-future/

[Onion]

I think the two players will simply be Zaliukas (who has six months left at mega wages) and Wilson (who they can't register).

The other four senior players (MacDonald, Stevenson, Hamill and Sutton) have apparently been told they have to take pay cuts to stay.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/409059/EXCLUSIVE-Axe-falls-at-Hearts


"Jackson also told fans that every penny from season books will be used to keep the club afloat by paying players and staff."

So BDO must be getting paid from other sources eg FOH funds ?

The SPL should be all over this process and Hearts future cash flow projections as this doesn't even sound like a hand to mouth approach. If they've already committed the 6500 STs funds and need a further 3000 STs fees over the summer just to pay wages until August, they're stuffed and will never be able to balance the books during the season. IMHO they are a dead man walking (ie a Zombie Club) already and should be shot in the head. The SPL should step in and sort this out.

The SPL and Trading Standards should also be reviewing BDOs behaviour here. Trying to enticing 3000 people to part with almost £1m with no assurances or indication of what they will actually be getting for their money (quality of players) is potentially deceiving. Its like watching a scam played out in public :greengrin

[Leithenhibby]

Admin meeting with SPL/SPFL today!.....

Should be an interesting press release later on methinks :wink:

[cabbageandribs1875]

I was wondering about this last night. Excuse me if i am wrong here, a mathematician i am not !

If they agree a 30p in the £ deal then for Ukio & UBIG alone they are going to owe 7.5 million pounds, this does not include what i expect is a hidden pile of other debts we still dont yet know about. In addition to this as you have correctly said, if someone did want to buy Hearts they are also going to have to bankroll the team for the first year as that money is gone. So if you say that there operating cost is 2.5 million (i think thats prob being kind to them) before you have done a thing you have a £10m outlay. None of this even touches on the wonga dome etc that you would need to look at.

Now unless you are a hearts fan and have an emotional attachment to them i cant see how any businessman would look at them with Scottish football in the state that it is and think there is opportunity to make money. ???



i thought 'the norm' for this was 5/10p in the pound

[Ray_]

"Jackson also told fans that every penny from season books will be used to keep the club afloat by paying players and staff."

So BDO must be getting paid from other sources eg FOH funds ?

The SPL should be all over this process and Hearts future cash flow projections as this doesn't even sound like a hand to mouth approach. If they've already committed the 6500 STs funds and need a further 3000 STs fees over the summer just to pay wages until August, they're stuffed and will never be able to balance the books during the season. IMHO they are a dead man walking (ie a Zombie Club) already and should be shot in the head. The SPL should step in and sort this out.

The SPL and Trading Standards should also be reviewing BDOs behaviour here. Trying to enticing 3000 people to part with almost £1m with no assurances or indication of what they will actually be getting for their money (quality of players) is potentially deceiving. Its like watching a scam played out in public :greengrin

It said in one of the interviews that BDO will wait until Tynecastle is sold before they take their fee's! Which to me seems a bit strange, given that another company has it as collateral on loans.

[magpie1892]

Robertson said on Radio Scotland last night that Zaliukas has six months left.

Zaliukas was probably told in May that he would be offski in the summer, either by them selling him or being released early. There was a report in one of the rags a couple of weeks back that Sevco are interested in him.

He's got about six minutes left by my reckoning.

[Part/Time Supporter]

"Jackson also told fans that every penny from season books will be used to keep the club afloat by paying players and staff."

So BDO must be getting paid from other sources eg FOH funds ?

The SPL should be all over this process and Hearts future cash flow projections as this doesn't even sound like a hand to mouth approach. If they've already committed the 6500 STs funds and need a further 3000 STs fees over the summer just to pay wages until August, they're stuffed and will never be able to balance the books during the season. IMHO they are a dead man walking (ie a Zombie Club) already and should be shot in the head. The SPL should step in and sort this out.

The SPL and Trading Standards should also be reviewing BDOs behaviour here. Trying to enticing 3000 people to part with almost £1m with no assurances or indication of what they will actually be getting for their money (quality of players) is potentially deceiving. Its like watching a scam played out in public :greengrin

For a start, BDO aren't paid by Hearts, they will be paid out of the price paid by the buyer. They're simply trying to keep the company alive long enough that the situation can be clarified and the groundwork made for bids to be made and considered.

There is no "trading standards" issue because BDO made it quite clear that they are only seeking funds to get them through the next 3-4 months. After that it is up to a buyer to fund (which makes the deal more expensive) or the company will cease to exist. If Hearts fans don't like it then they have the choice of not buying a ST and take the risk of whatever happens via liquidation.

[ronaldo7]

Ian Murray (I'm an MP you know) said on radio Scotland this morning that they've now got 6,000 pledges of which 2,000 have converted.

So only 2k out of the 6k have given full details and are ready to give wonga.

What's happened to the other 4k:greengrin

[YehButNoBut]

For a start, BDO aren't paid by Hearts, they will be paid out of the price paid by the buyer. They're simply trying to keep the company alive long enough that the situation can be clarified and the groundwork made for bids to be made and considered.

There is no "trading standards" issue because BDO made it quite clear that they are only seeking funds to get them through the next 3-4 months. After that it is up to a buyer to fund (which makes the deal more expensive) or the company will cease to exist. If Hearts fans don't like it then they have the choice of not buying a ST and take the risk of whatever happens via liquidation.

What if no suitable buyer is found, how do BDO get paid then??

[Caversham Green]

It said in one of the interviews that BDO will wait until Tynecastle is sold before they take their fee's! Which to me seems a bit strange, given that another company has it as collateral on loans.

I think that was a Freudian slip. BDO will take their fees when their job is completed either through a CVA or liquidation. They'll take the fees out of the cash they've raised and distribute the remainder to the creditors - that's normal practice.

The fact that he said that suggests that selling Tynie is more likely than not, which makes sense since it's the only asset they have with any real value.

[big-mo]

If this is THE end for them, how long do you think it would take for us to become a one city, one team club? The potential is there for us to have increased crowds which,in turn, feeds the playing budget.

As a one city, one team club, we truly could be a real threat to the Glasgow dominance over the last few decades.

Thanks Vlad & Co :aok:

One City One Team? A bit unfair on Spartans and Edinburgh City.

[Sanger]

What if no suitable buyer is found, how do BDO get paid then??

From the liquidation of assets.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Ian Murray (I'm an MP you know) said on radio Scotland this morning that they've now got 6,000 pledges of which 2,000 have converted.

So only 2k out of the 6k have given full details and are ready to give wonga.

What's happened to the other 4k:greengrin

I have no idea where the other 4k have gone.

#allisverycomplex

:greengrin

[Springbank]

Ian Murray (I'm an MP you know) said on radio Scotland this morning that they've now got 6,000 pledges of which 2,000 have converted.

So only 2k out of the 6k have given full details and are ready to give wonga.

What's happened to the other 398k:greengrin

Fixed that for you
Keep forgetting they are so massive they are an institution

[scoopyboy]

I have no idea where the other 4k have gone.

#allisverycomplex

:greengrin

Brian, you're a very, very naughty boy.

Quote from a funny film.

[MurrayfieldHibs]

Pleasing :greengrin
Hopefully though in 13 days it will say. MAD VLAD
DIV 3

If they don't get enough mugs/fans to buy season tickets over the next two weeks and go into liquidation I don't think there will be enough time to start up a newco in time for the start of the new Div 3 season.

[Seveno]

I would have thought that anyone responding to the request to buy a ST now would either do it under a payment plan or on their credit card. Under the first scenario, they are not going to get enough money up front to help them through the next few months. Someone said earlier that the credit card companies were not handing the full amount over to Hearts but were making staged payments. This being the case, they are stuffed unless a potential buyer puts money in now to keep them going until a sale is concluded.

[Bostonhibby]

I have no idea where the other 4k have gone.

#allisverycomplex

:greengrin

I think I know where 4 of them have possibly gone, they are unlikley to be able to cough up hte money as they mistakenly thought they would be owing it to themselves - if the Yam decide to pursue them for the money I think they will go into administration because its what all big entities do.

[Glorious]

They have appealed to Liverpool fans via their forum to help them out. Oh dear.

[gogsy23]

They have appealed to Liverpool fans via their forum to help them out. Oh dear.

As a liverpool fan......they can ram it. Im pretty sure most fans of any club will tell them to do one.:na na:

[Seveno]

They have appealed to Liverpool fans via their forum to help them out. Oh dear.

Liverpool fan 1 : Who ?
Liverpool fan 2 : Wtf !
Liverpool fan 3 : Let's get up there, there could be some scrap metal going.

[CyberSauzee]

Yams web admin does it again!

10374

[Phil D. Rolls]

Admin meeting with SPL/SPFL today!.....

Should be an interesting press release later on methinks :wink:

The best they can hope for is two weeks grace, then it's byeeeee.

[greenginger]

On the spot update !

Just drove down Mcleod Street, one TV van still in car park ( 2 there yesterday ) media loosing interest.

Club Shop open, NO quque for season ticket sales. :greengrin

[Glorious]

Yams web admin does it again!

10374

We must have a mole in there lol - good work fella!

[21.05.2016]

They have appealed to Liverpool fans via their forum to help them out. Oh dear.

link?

[MB62]

I really don't see what their big problem is. By now, the container with all their new strips that was delayed for a day in Ethopia or wherever, must have arrived and the new kits in the shop for sale. This should bring in enough wonga to see them through to the start of the season at least and then allow them to stay as the 2nd farce in Scottish football.

[Platinum Scotty]

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130621/clubs-request-to-fans_2241384_3216088

its cash or cheque only..............so all the great plans on getting money back via credit card if it all fails is gone, plus it basically means folks are going to need a large wad of cash up front......wouldnt want to be walking around gorgie with a few hundred notes in my back pocket!!!!

[hibs0666]

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130621/clubs-request-to-fans_2241384_3216088

its cash or cheque only..............so all the great plans on getting money back via credit card if it all fails is gone, plus it basically means folks are going to need a large wad of cash up front......wouldnt want to be walking around gorgie with a few hundred notes in my back pocket!!!!

Chip and Pin machine has been lost somewhere the South China Sea apparently. Will be here any day now.

[Moncur10]

Is it not just an 'I'?

Thats a good shout actually, looks a bit big to be a '-' now that you say that, but surely they will have the '-' for OTD?

[Phil D. Rolls]

Admin meeting with SPL/SPFL today!.....

Should be an interesting press release later on methinks :wink:


They have appealed to Liverpool fans via their forum to help them out. Oh dear.

Big clubs stick together. Probably why they haven't approached us.

They are just too pig ignorant to admit they need our help. Sure they will get a resounding "bolt" but they should leave no stone unturned.

They need to think back to a time when there was some respect in the city. If they were to say they wanted to get that back, who knows, they might get somewhere.

Just stop going on about us being a wee team; about being in their shadow; about being THE Edinburgh team; about ending us forever. As it stands we hold all the aces, including the ability to help them out.

Over 50% on here want them to survive. A bit of humility a bit of regret, a bit of decency would be all it would take to tap into the human side of our rivalry. All they need is to look suitably shamefaced, and who knows, there are a lot of softies that would fight their cause.

Oh wait......I suppose it's like Hitler expecting the Russians to go easy on him by saying it was all just a bit of fun that got out of hand.

[SlickShoes]

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130621/clubs-request-to-fans_2241384_3216088

its cash or cheque only..............so all the great plans on getting money back via credit card if it all fails is gone, plus it basically means folks are going to need a large wad of cash up front......wouldnt want to be walking around gorgie with a few hundred notes in my back pocket!!!!

I don't even know anyone that will consistently have £400 for a season ticket available in cash, folk usually save up for these things, the ones that have already bought them will be totally rooked already. You would have to be insane to plonk down £400 cash on a currently imaginary season ticket.

[JimBHibees]

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130621/clubs-request-to-fans_2241384_3216088

its cash or cheque only..............so all the great plans on getting money back via credit card if it all fails is gone, plus it basically means folks are going to need a large wad of cash up front......wouldnt want to be walking around gorgie with a few hundred notes in my back pocket!!!!

Hearts fans really need to develop a backbone and tell them where to go with this begging bowl nonsense. Absolutely shameful IMO.

[Gus Fring]

This is necessary at the moment as the club is currently seeking to resolve a matter concerning credit card payments.

That problem is that the facility has been withdrawn whilst the company is administration.

[Glorious]

link?

Spurs are next apparently lol:

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129323-ive-just-posted-a-heartfelt-plea-on-liverpools-main-fansite/#entry3656255

Apols, on my phone so might not be hyperlink

[Phil D. Rolls]

That problem is that the facility has been withdrawn whilst the company is administration.

How will that affect the purchases of Goodwillie and Wilson?

[Bostonhibby]

Spurs are next apparently lol:

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129323-ive-just-posted-a-heartfelt-plea-on-liverpools-main-fansite/#entry3656255

Apols, on my phone so might not be hyperlink

Wonder how they will get on when they contact Aston Villa?:greengrin

[Mon Dieu4]

They are snookered if they can only pay in cash, no danger 3000 folk are coming up with that!!

[YehButNoBut]

That problem is that the facility has been withdrawn whilst the company is administration.

So will 3,000 punters have to turn up at Tynie and hand over their cash to BDO. :lolyam:

[hibs0666]

Never has the badge of blooded turd looked so good...

10375

[greenginger]

[QUOTE=Glorious;3650016]Spurs are next apparently lol:



They should be organising a challenge match against Dunfermline.

Playing for the Administration Cup ! :greengrin

[Phil D. Rolls]

Spurs are next apparently lol:

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129323-ive-just-posted-a-heartfelt-plea-on-liverpools-main-fansite/#entry3656255

Apols, on my phone so might not be hyperlink

That has to be one of our guys. He's asked Suarez for a donation.

[Kato]

I don't even know anyone that will consistently have £400 for a season ticket available in cash, folk usually save up for these things, the ones that have already bought them will be totally rooked already. You would have to be insane to plonk down £400 cash on a currently imaginary season ticket.

I'll buy one with an imaginary 400 quid.

[Phil D. Rolls]

So will 3,000 punters have to turn up at Tynie and hand over their cash to BDO. :lolyam:

I've been told if they leave their cash at the Orwell Lodge, there's a guy willing to go and buy them in bulk. Can't remember his name, might be Jimmy, he wears good sweaters.

[Jamesie]

I would have thought that anyone responding to the request to buy a ST now would either do it under a payment plan or on their credit card. Under the first scenario, they are not going to get enough money up front to help them through the next few months. Someone said earlier that the credit card companies were not handing the full amount over to Hearts but were making staged payments. This being the case, they are stuffed unless a potential buyer puts money in now to keep them going until a sale is concluded.

Cash only at the Wongadome as of this morning I'm afraid: http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130621/clubs-request-to-fans_2241384_3216088 :greengrin:greengrin:greengrin

[Bostonhibby]

That has to be one of our guys. He's asked Suarez for a donation.

A chance to save Hertz? I am sure Suarez will bite the Yams hand off.

[Westie1875]

Cash only at the Wongadome as of this morning I'm afraid: http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130621/clubs-request-to-fans_2241384_3216088 :greengrin:greengrin:greengrin

No chance of meeting their target of 3000 season tickets if that continues for long

[Mac]

A chance to save Hertz? I am sure Suarez will bite the Yams hand off.

or arm, leg, foot or anything else he can get his teeth into!! :greengrin

[7062]

Anyone with a cheque book should get down to tiny and get themselves a ST........then cancel the cheque.

Or am I taking this a step too far???

[Peevemor]

I was wondering about this last night. Excuse me if i am wrong here, a mathematician i am not !

If they agree a 30p in the £ deal then for Ukio & UBIG alone they are going to owe 7.5 million pounds, this does not include what i expect is a hidden pile of other debts we still dont yet know about. In addition to this as you have correctly said, if someone did want to buy Hearts they are also going to have to bankroll the team for the first year as that money is gone. So if you say that there operating cost is 2.5 million (i think thats prob being kind to them) before you have done a thing you have a £10m outlay. None of this even touches on the wonga dome etc that you would need to look at.

Now unless you are a hearts fan and have an emotional attachment to them i cant see how any businessman would look at them with Scottish football in the state that it is and think there is opportunity to make money. ???

Someone with enough money (eg. a yam STF - though there doesn't seem to be one :greengrin) could see that as a sound enough long term investment and immediate tax write-off, without the need to see any return in the short term. One of my bosses (a property developer) is making too much money and is currently buying up swathes of land all over France to reduce his tax bill. Most of it won't be touched until well after he's retired but in the long term there's very little risk.

[Andy74]

I don't even know anyone that will consistently have £400 for a season ticket available in cash, folk usually save up for these things, the ones that have already bought them will be totally rooked already. You would have to be insane to plonk down £400 cash on a currently imaginary season ticket.

Correct. It's a big outlay even on the monthly plan to commit to these days. Those who normally do will have done so.

Trying to get another 3,000 to pay cash!! And when you can only promise this covers the next 3 months!!!

Good luck!

[green glory]

Anyone with a cheque book should get down to tiny and get themselves a ST........then cancel the cheque.

Or am I taking this a step too far???


That's just evil. :tee hee:

[hibs0666]

With no electronic payments being taken, you'd have to say that liquidation next week now looks to be very likely.

Seeing as Hearts FC is now as far away from being able to guarantee fulfilling its fixtures as it is possible to be, I wonder if the SPL will pull the rug form under them this week?

[silverhibee]

Lets face it, if you worked for Hearts and didn't see this coming then you'd have to be pretty stupid.



:ostrich:

[jonty]

With no electric, you'd have to say that liquidation next week now looks to be very likely.

Seeing as Hearts FC is now as far away from being able to guarantee fulfilling its fixtures as it is possible to be, I wonder f th eSPL will pull the rug form under them this week?

fixed that for you :greengrin

[green glory]

The brokebackers aren't happy one little bit with the 'cash or cheque' news.

There must be a lot of people who don't even have cheque books now, so basically it's queue at the PBS or nothing.

I think they're seriously bricking their maroon nappies now. Not that you'd see it.

:lolyam:

[bodoglimt]

Broke back is claiming that payments by CC's will be accepted its just they would prefer cash?

To any brokebackers looking in I would advise your best route is to buy your season ticket via your main sponsor "Wonga" and spread the cost over 2 seasons at a very attractive rate a win/win situation supporting your sponsor and club

SIMPLES:aok:

[Gus Fring]

Hiya Sandy :bye:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2nrfqb.jpg

You back after untwisting yer knickers?

[YehButNoBut]

This is a Carlseberg close season.

:fenlon:yw::jamboak::lolyam::brokenyam::Romanov:

[southsider]

Someone with enough money (eg. a yam STF - though there doesn't seem to be one :greengrin) could see that as a sound enough long term investment and immediate tax write-off, without the need to see any return in the short term. One of my bosses (a property developer) is making too much money and is currently buying up swathes of land all over France to reduce his tax bill. Most of it won't be touched until well after he's retired but in the long term there's very little risk.

Get him to go see our Rod.....a proper football club, run well but could do with investment.

[Purple & Green]

The brokebackers aren't happy one little bit with the 'cash or cheque' news.

There must be a lot of people who don't even have cheque books now, so basically it's queue at the PBS or nothing.

I think they're seriously bricking their maroon nappies now. Not that you'd see it.

:lolyam:

if you accepted credit card payments, knowing you might/will default on the supply would that be fraud?

the fat lady has opened her gub, there's seconds left now IMHO.

[jacomo]

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20130621/clubs-request-to-fans_2241384_3216088

its cash or cheque only..............so all the great plans on getting money back via credit card if it all fails is gone, plus it basically means folks are going to need a large wad of cash up front......wouldnt want to be walking around gorgie with a few hundred notes in my back pocket!!!!

Uh oh. Chances of hitting that 3,000 sales target just moved from slim to zero.

[Gus Fring]

The brokebackers aren't happy one little bit with the 'cash or cheque' news.

There must be a lot of people who don't even have cheque books now, so basically it's queue at the PBS or nothing.

I think they're seriously bricking their maroon nappies now. Not that you'd see it.

:lolyam:

Just passed. There's no queue

[Thecat23]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

[Judas Iscariot]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

Haha

Great start to the weekend :greengrin

[Peevemor]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

The guy's an investigative genius - just as well he's here to tell us how it is. :rolleyes:

[Mac]

Broke back is claiming that payments by CC's will be accepted its just they would prefer cash?

To any brokebackers looking in I would advise your best route is to buy your season ticket via your main sponsor "Wonga" and spread the cost over 2 seasons at a very attractive rate a win/win situation supporting your sponsor and club

SIMPLES:aok:

IIRC the CC or merchant pulled the plug a while back as they werent getting the commission payments they were due, im guessing this is still in place, alternatively it is now due to them being in administration and teetering on insolvency so to high risk for them, that and the people who might use a CC to purchase a ST may not have the funds to pay it back and therefor they will aso default, how do they stop the use of the ST and also should they still go 'pop' then the ST would be nil and void anyway.

[PatHead]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

Can't have been Bazza as there is no positive spin on it. If it had been Bazza he would have said that it will help Hearts manage their cash flow by not signing players.

[Pretty Boy]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

Allisbarry quick off the mark again.

I read that info on here about 4 days ago.

[matty_f]

Allisbarry quick off the mark again.

I read that info on here about 4 days ago.

#allislate

[Mac]

Haha

Great start to the weekend :greengrin

Which would also have an impact with the SPFL meeting, if they cant sign players, sacking some, selling others then they couldnt guarantee to have a team to put on the park week in and week out once injuries and suspensions also impact a threadbare squad.

Again goes back to insurances they can fulfil fixtures which they surely couldnt do.

[BarneyK]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

It beggars belief that the halfwits in the press even ask these questions. They've just gone into Administration and they're asking when they can start signing players again. :rolleyes:

[Seveno]

Maybe we should organise a flash mob down at Tynecastle. Make it look like there is a mad rush to buy tickets and then everyone disappears as quickly as they came. :na na:

[Craig_in_Prague]

Allisbarry quick off the mark again.

I read that info on here about 4 days ago.

Seems the type of guy, that says that the room is awfully dark.
Then after considerable time, he realises he's wearing his sun glasses.

[Gus Fring]

The rationale behind this is that "All the administrator is asking is that we sell as many season tickets as we did last year". The total may be similar but you're wanting them sold by the start of July instead of the middle of August, which is when season ticket sales normally dry up.

[Dunderhall]

Broke back is claiming that payments by CC's will be accepted its just they would prefer cash?

To any brokebackers looking in I would advise your best route is to buy your season ticket via your main sponsor "Wonga" and spread the cost over 2 seasons at a very attractive rate a win/win situation supporting your sponsor and club

SIMPLES:aok:

If that's the case I wonder if the clearing company is holding the funds back due to the risk, similar to what E-Clear did to cause Flyglobespan to eventually go bust.

That would be tremendous.

[Dan Sarf]

"SUNSHINE glared over Tynecastle, ironically on the bleakest day yet in Hearts’ history. The ground was shrouded in silence save for media ambling around outside. Behind the walls of the stadium office block, administrators BDO swung ruthlessly into action..."

By BARRY ANDERSON
Published on 21/06/2013 12:00



:tee hee:

[Kato]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

I've been blocked by Barry. Never abused him, no bad language. Only ever asked him the difference between Self-Sustaining and Self-Reliant. Doesn't like discussing the English language apparently.

#BlockedByBarry

[Col2]

It beggars belief that the halfwits in the press even ask these questions. They've just gone into Administration and they're asking when they can start signing players again. :rolleyes:

It's incredible. Ewan Murray the Jambo journalist tweeted last night that he thought a deal would be done by Monday and they needed to get out of Admin ASAP as they needed to buy players. He obviously forgot about the admin process taking months not to mention to oh so small matter of a SPL (very very likely) transfer embargo until end of year if not whole season for non payment of wages.

In the yams world it's ok to forget about the debt to the Lithuanians, police, utility companies, local newsagent, suppliers etc etc not to mention sacking players and staff.......then less than 24 hours later talk about recruiting players 'cause Lockie will need a team on the park to challenge Celtic'.

Twats the lot of them.

[hibees 7062]

Anyone with a cheque book should get down to tiny and get themselves a ST........then cancel the cheque.

Or am I taking this a step too far???

hmmm no :greengrin

[lucky]

I actually think the yams are daft enough to cough up more cash. But its just delaying liquidation. Tick tock

[Phil D. Rolls]

It's incredible. Ewan Murray the Jambo journalist tweeted last night that he thought a deal would be done by Monday and they needed to get out of Admin ASAP as they needed to buy players. He obviously forgot about the admin process taking months not to mention to oh so small matter of a SPL (very very likely) transfer embargo until end of year if not whole season for non payment of wages.

In the yams world it's ok to forget about the debt to the Lithuanians, police, utility companies, local newsagent, suppliers etc etc not to mention sacking players and staff.......then less than 24 hours later talk about recruiting players 'cause Lockie will need a team on the park to challenge Celtic'.

Twats the lot of them.

Euan is a victim in all this too. His job is on the line if he has no Hearts to talk about.

Pity Hearts minded journos weren't asking questions before now. Or was it just that no one would listen?

[greengnome]

We may have a gash team next year but our support is going to ****** dominate this league, home and away.



I was wondering what league the yam numbskull in question is talking about in his post on Keekback?...... They just keep giving!!!! :greengrin

[Waxy]

This time next year, weeds could be growing all over the stands at tiny.

[God Petrie]

Had a conversation with a yam at work who kept talking about things that will happen "when the new owners come in". Clowns still think they are immune to reality.

[Mac]

I have dealt with many journos/reporters over the years and for the life of me have absolutely no idea how Barry Anderson is still in a job, not only does he appear to copy and paste, quote his own opinion on what is going on with no substance or fact or just constantly repeats the same line.

He clearly isnt reading/seeing/hearing the body language and statements from the administrator or SPL in regards to the absolute dire straights, the club does not have one single penny in the bank and are still wading through the utter financial mess, also completely forgotten/ignored the comments from SPL regards to further punishment and transfer embargo.

Absolute plum and about as bright as a blackout.

[Sergey]

Interesting piece in today's EEN (not penned by Banderson):

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/hearts-george-foulkes-begs-fans-for-final-push-1-2973121


Administrator Trevor Birch, who helped haul Portsmouth out of administration, said outside of voluntary donations there was nowhere else to go apart from the fans to generate as much as £750,000 needed for Hearts to survive to the start of the new season.

He said: “There is literally no cash in the bank at all. At least on day one at Portsmouth, there was cash in the bank. The plea has to be to the fans to come forward yet again – and I know they’ve been effectively milked time and time again – but this really is the last rallying call to save the club.”


No credible offers to buy the club had been put to BDO as of late yesterday.

So yesterdays meeting with the UK consortium was a crock of ***** then.

[LeighLoyal]

The Yams I work with think it's all going to be rosy and debt free with a new owner when the CVA gets agreed. Leaves me with a sour taste given we lived within our means during their Pieman and Vlad excesses.

[Gus Fring]

I have dealt with many journos/reporters over the years and for the life of me have absolutely no idea how Barry Anderson is still in a job, not only does he appear to copy and paste, quote his own opinion on what is going on with no substance or fact or just constantly repeats the same line.

He clearly isnt reading/seeing/hearing the body language and statements from the administrator or SPL in regards to the absolute dire straights, the club does not have one single penny in the bank and are still wading through the utter financial mess, also completely forgotten/ignored the comments from SPL regards to further punishment and transfer embargo.

Absolute plum and about as bright as a blackout.

I quote from a friend at Johnston press (I work in the media)

"He sells papers"

followed by

"Everyone hates him but"

[Biggie]

"SUNSHINE glared over Tynecastle, ironically on the bleakest day yet in Hearts’ history. The ground was shrouded in silence save for media ambling around outside. Behind the walls of the stadium office block, administrators BDO swung ruthlessly into action..."

By BARRY ANDERSON
Published on 21/06/2013 12:00



:tee hee:

Where's the daffy tugging himself silly gif ?.......this is awesome (but please keep the life support switched on until after 10th August)

[PatHead]

Interesting piece in today's EEN (not penned by Banderson):

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/hearts-george-foulkes-begs-fans-for-final-push-1-2973121





So yesterdays meeting with the UK consortium was a crock of ***** then.

Not necessarily Ian Murray might have had a meeting but not made an offer...............

[CropleyWasGod]

The Yams I work with think it's all going to be rosy and debt free with a new owner when the CVA gets agreed. Leaves me with a sour taste given we lived within our means during their Pieman and Vlad excesses.

Do they know that a CVA is probably the easiest bit to achieve?

Do they know that they have to satisfy the secured creditors as well?

Do they know that they have to survive long enough, without cash, for a CVA to be drafted, distributed and agreed?

Do they know that there has to be someone with enough cash to fund a CVA, the secured creditors and working capital for an entire season?

Do they know that their best chance of surviving debt-free is through a New Company, starting off in Division 3?

[hibees 7062]

This time next year, weeds could be growing all over the stands at tiny.

They will be coming in their droves to feed them :agree:

[WestEndHibee]

We may have a gash team next year but our support is going to ****** dominate this league, home and away.



I was wondering what league the yam numbskull in question is talking about in his post on Keekback?...... They just keep giving!!!! :greengrin


I saw this one and thought the same :greengrin. What a beauty of a comment.

[Pretty Boy]

We may have a gash team next year but our support is going to ****** dominate this league, home and away.



I was wondering what league the yam numbskull in question is talking about in his post on Keekback?...... They just keep giving!!!! :greengrin


Surely not.

It's only a few weeks since they were slagging us for praising our support after being beaten on the park.

Roasters.

[Pretty Boy]

#alliscraigie

The bakes sales and face painting are back

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129277-family-fun-day-gorgie-suite-date-to-be-confirmed/#entry3654113

[Peevemor]

#alliscraigie

The bakes sales and face painting are back

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129277-family-fun-day-gorgie-suite-date-to-be-confirmed/#entry3654113

Great! A family hun day!

[steakbake]

Interesting piece in today's EEN (not penned by Banderson):

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/hearts-george-foulkes-begs-fans-for-final-push-1-2973121





So yesterdays meeting with the UK consortium was a crock of ***** then.


You sound surprised, sir?

[Gus Fring]

#alliscraigie

The bakes sales and face painting are back

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129277-family-fun-day-gorgie-suite-date-to-be-confirmed/#entry3654113


We had tombola, raffle, face painting, bouncy castles, tattoos, food sales etc. The weather will be in our favor this time so perhaps we can have some outdoor activities.

That implies the bouncy castle will be indoors?

[Phil D. Rolls]

#alliscraigie

The bakes sales and face painting are back

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129277-family-fun-day-gorgie-suite-date-to-be-confirmed/#entry3654113

On another thread, someone suggested a gambling syndicate. The irony.

[Caversham Green]

The Yams I work with think it's all going to be rosy and debt free with a new owner when the CVA gets agreed. Leaves me with a sour taste given we lived within our means during their Pieman and Vlad excesses.

What CWG says plus:

IF they get out of administration they will do so with a squad that looks like it would need at least a 15 point start to avoid relegation

They're already 15 points adrift at the foot of the table

They can't sign any players

They'll still have no money

Those are all certainties, but they also might or might not have a ground to play in - if they do it's in serious need of repair (painted steps notwithstanding).

That's what they're all praying will happen.

[Milandinho]

Interesting piece in today's EEN (not penned by Banderson):

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/hearts-george-foulkes-begs-fans-for-final-push-1-2973121





So yesterdays meeting with the UK consortium was a crock of ***** then.

I think it said "credible offers". FOH probably turned up and offered the names and e-mail addresses of 6000 "pledgers" a bag of jellytots and a vote labour badge. :aok:

[Treadstone]

Euan is a victim in all this too. His job is on the line if he has no Hearts to talk about.

Pity Hearts minded journos weren't asking questions before now. Or was it just that no one would listen?

Its probably not, he masquerades as a golf journalist mostly now after his 'fanzine' type football columns have found him out.

[YehButNoBut]

Hearts warned there will be no quick fix :thumbsup:

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spl/hearts-warned-there-will-be-no-quick-fix-1-2973233

HEARTS were today warned that it will take months for the club to exit administration. Manager Gary Locke will start the new season with one of the youngest teams in Tynecastle history as he tries to claw back a 15-point deficit whilst unable to register new players.

The club have been deducted 15 points and banned from registering new players after entering administration, which Jackson said will take months to complete. Scottish Premier League rules, which will soon transfer to the new Scottish Professional Football League, prevent any club registering new players whilst in administration. There is a strong chance Hearts could remain under BDO’s command beyond the end of the summer transfer window on August 31.

Jackson admitted they will be forced to supplement their squad by promoting more players from the Riccarton youth academy.

“It’s not possible to be out of administration before the season starts,” he said. “Getting out of administration takes months because you have statutory duties, timescales and different meetings to attend to that you must give advance notice of.

“Even if you had an acceptable offer for the business, these things don’t run smoothly. There are always complications.”

[PapillonVert]

Would he do a job for us?

does anyone here with savvy understand the hearts drama? am I right in saying that hearts do not own the stadium and the only assets they have, is the current playing squad?

If a CVA is agreed to save them, they may still become homeless, if the owners of the ground sell it

THANKS

Don't know the full ins and outs and it will be down to the administrators to sort out the whole mess, but I thought that they did own the stadium but it was subject to a security, the right to which was transferred to UBIG last year.

So, if they can't cough up the readies to pay back the money owed to UBIG or make a deal with them, they (UBIG) could insist on the stadium being sold to try and recoup what they're owed.

[silverhibee]

#alliscraigie

The bakes sales and face painting are back

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129277-family-fun-day-gorgie-suite-date-to-be-confirmed/#entry3654113



"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:


:lolyam:

[Dunderhall]

Hearts warned there will be no quick fix :thumbsup:

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spl/hearts-warned-there-will-be-no-quick-fix-1-2973233

Jackson admitted they will be forced to supplement their squad by promoting more players from the Saughton youth academy.



Fixed that part. :wink:

[Offside Trap]

Do they know that a CVA is probably the easiest bit to achieve?

Do they know that they have to satisfy the secured creditors as well?

Do they know that they have to survive long enough, without cash, for a CVA to be drafted, distributed and agreed?

Do they know that there has to be someone with enough cash to fund a CVA, the secured creditors and working capital for an entire season?

Do they know that their best chance of surviving debt-free is through a New Company, starting off in Division 3?

If we get messrs Geldof and Ure to sing that I think we could have a Christmas No1.

:greengrin

[steakbake]

"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:

:lolyam:

I did feel a twinge of pity when I read that...

[therealgavmac]

"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:


:lolyam:


10377

[Springbank]

"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:


:lolyam:

Clum in that video

Sure he had some fetching mascara and slap on :)

[Deek01]

Macdonald and Stevenson have agreed to a wage cut. Mrs S won't be best pleased :greengrin

[Jack]

Even in retirement I can't keep up with this thread - anything happen in the last 9 pages?

Anyway here's my news …

Not much of a queue at ‏‎10:21 this morning.10378

That lassie coming out by the way is a worker type.

Talking with a TV crew there who had been put there to interview ST buyers said there had been NO ONE since they arrived earlier in the morning.

Enquiring about the strips (which they didn't know about but do now :greengrin) they did say there had only been a delivery by a beer lorry yesterday :confused: to which I replied the champagne lorry did the same at ER :partyhibb

[joe breezy]

'The Foundation have now begun converting fans’ pledges into cash, with almost 2000 converted from a total of 5800 pledges.'

3800 Hibs fans?

[hibeesathampden]

Way down in gorgie where the tramps sing the sash,
They're crapping themselves cos they've ran out o cash,
The biscuit tins empty their down to the bone,
And not even wonga will give them a loan
Debts , debts mountains of debts
The bailiffs are chapping the door
The new gorgie tescos going up soon
There'll not be a trace of the boys in maroon

There was another one a few years ago which started "Away up in Gorgie at tynecastle park. There's a big fitbaw team that is wide o' the mark" Can anyone remember it?

[ScottB]

We may have a gash team next year but our support is going to ****** dominate this league, home and away.



I was wondering what league the yam numbskull in question is talking about in his post on Keekback?...... They just keep giving!!!! :greengrin


I doubt BDO will be as likely to claim their ramshackle stadium is full when there's only 11,000 of them...

[Springbank]

See the EEN running the headline George Foulkes Asks Fans For One Last P1Sh

Sorry, push

[Gus Fring]

"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:


:lolyam:

Ian Black has offered his services

http://i42.tinypic.com/35hhe7p.jpg

[maturehibby]

Have sent a email to him asking why he was spending so much time in Edinburgh instead of being in London at the Houses of Parliament representing Edinburgh south constituency .
Can anyone else who he represents and feels the same as me can I ask you to contact him and voice your discontent at his absence from the houses of Parliament .
My sympathy goes out to the 14 full time staff and the part-time staff too who have lost their Livelihood but not the big earning players who have also been sacked - you dont have to be a Labour party follower to let him know your discontent about his absence from the Job that pays his wages

[HibeeMG]

It's a wee bit early you know.

It takes a while to claim and collect a crisis loan from the social. Maybe this afternoon.

Let's hope they don't pass any pubs on the way to the ground though.

[ronaldo7]

#alliscraigie

The bakes sales and face painting are back

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129277-family-fun-day-gorgie-suite-date-to-be-confirmed/#entry3654113

Seen this posted on that thread.

"I have a wedding that day. Two Jambos as well"

Brother and Sister then.:greengrin

[BarneyK]

Hearts warned there will be no quick fix :thumbsup:

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spl/hearts-warned-there-will-be-no-quick-fix-1-2973233

HEARTS were today warned that it will take months for the club to exit administration. Manager Gary Locke will start the new season with one of the youngest teams in Tynecastle history as he tries to claw back a 15-point deficit whilst unable to register new players.

The club have been deducted 15 points and banned from registering new players after entering administration, which Jackson said will take months to complete. Scottish Premier League rules, which will soon transfer to the new Scottish Professional Football League, prevent any club registering new players whilst in administration. There is a strong chance Hearts could remain under BDO’s command beyond the end of the summer transfer window on August 31.

Jackson admitted they will be forced to supplement their squad by promoting more players from the Riccarton youth academy.

“It’s not possible to be out of administration before the season starts,” he said. “Getting out of administration takes months because you have statutory duties, timescales and different meetings to attend to that you must give advance notice of.

“Even if you had an acceptable offer for the business, these things don’t run smoothly. There are always complications.”

And that's certainly not a given.

[jacomo]

"SUNSHINE glared over Tynecastle, ironically on the bleakest day yet in Hearts’ history. The ground was shrouded in silence save for media ambling around outside. Behind the walls of the stadium office block, administrators BDO swung ruthlessly into action..."

By BARRY ANDERSON
Published on 21/06/2013 12:00



:tee hee:

Glad you picked this up, Banderson is an absolute baloon!

[DaveF]

I wouldn't waste your time. His 'record' in terms of attendance and contributions is OK

http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/ian_murray/edinburgh_south#votingrecord

Mind you, that may be because the rest of them are workshy *******s :greengrin

Let him carry on making a mess of FOH.

[Treadstone]

Macdonald and Stevenson have agreed to a wage cut. Mrs S won't be best pleased :greengrin

She should just 'man up'.

[#FromTheCapital]

Ian Black has offered his services

http://i42.tinypic.com/35hhe7p.jpg

:faf:

[silverhibee]

Macdonald and Stevenson have agreed to a wage cut. Mrs S won't be best pleased :greengrin


How can you take a wage cut if you aren't getting a wage in the first place. :confused:

[Lester B]

Even in retirement I can't keep up with this thread - anything happen in the last 9 pages?

Anyway here's my news …

Not much of a queue at ‏‎10:21 this morning.10378

That lassie coming out by the way is a worker type.

Talking with a TV crew there who had been put there to interview ST buyers said there had been NO ONE since they arrived earlier in the morning.

Enquiring about the strips (which they didn't know about but do now :greengrin) they did say there had only been a delivery by a beer lorry yesterday :confused: to which I replied the champagne lorry did the same at ER :partyhibb

Good comeback about the champagne. :greengrin

This photo really needs a tumbleweed on it. Can anyone with more IT skills than me oblige?

[Treadstone]

Seen this posted on that thread.

"I have a wedding that day. Two Jambos as well"

Brother and Sister then.:greengrin

Photographer : "Can I have the father of the bride and the father of the groom please"

Man : "Where do you want me ?"

[kdhibees1]

Vladamina's doon at the PBS in disguise offering her face painting services!!
http://img705.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img705/516/dame2.jpg&action=rotate

[Hibby cal]

Taken from JKB
Anyone willing to help these deluded yams out!!!!!!

.hows about a day out at the royal Edinburgh hospital
with a nice straight jacket.

Here are the things we need:


Urgently - a decent DJ. The last guy was awesome but I can't recall where he was from.



Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular.



Donations of home made cakes (we even had some Hearts themed stuff last time)



Bunting & baloons - Does anyone know anyone who could donate/lend some decorations?



A baloon artist - anyone know someone who would lend their support to do this?



Peppa pig & Minnie Mouse were there last time - can we get them again?



Hair braiding - this was popular. Anyone?



Face painting - the girl who done this was excellent - can we contact her again? Anyone?



The bouncy castle will no doubt be hired through the same firm who were excellent. Perhaps we could have a donation for this (it's about £80) if the guy doesn't donate it for free?



Anyone do photography? We could have the kids photographed with a couple of players with the stadium backdrop. Anyone do this for free & be willing to email the photos to each donator after the event?

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

@BarryAnderson_8: BDO say it will take months for #Hearts to exit admin, meaning #HMFC unable to register new players this summer. See EN today #SaveOurHearts

Hee hee!!

Just cos thats good news for us I hope people dinnae start taking that twats statements as gospel, he has been wide of the mark more often than Hearts forwards last season!

[Gus Fring]

Photographer : "Can I have the father of the bride and the father of the groom please"

Man : "Where do you want me ?"

Variation of a theme

"I'd like to introduce my Wife and my Sister...here she is"

[givescotlandfreedom]

He didn't seem so vocal when they were paying (or not) multiple amounts more than at a cost to HMRC, the council, the police, various local businesses and making a mockery of sporting integrity last year.

[Woody70x2]

Dear Monkeys,

Today I will not be showing your portrait to you. It is pointless. You are one step away from becoming human beings.

Go and carefully have a look at yourself in the mirror. Don't you see a human in it?

Stop fighting for the values which the ex-captain of Hearts was fighting for.

Education and truthful information - that should be your input to humankind.

Your leader Mowgli is not taking bananas any more, now he is taking money for lies and untruthful interpretation. However he is greedy and makes you collect rotten information from cesspits and poisons readers with it.

This is unworthy even of a monkey.

Today I will express my opinion in English about refereeing in order that your Mowgli will not make you tell lies.

To discuss whether referees take money or not is the same as discussing a woman who gives herself with no love.

Isn't it better to concentrate on the standard of their work instead of looking for reasons for their poor performance?

A woman cheats herself and nature if she gives herself without love. If a referee officiates a game based on his personal love, he commits a cynical crime, especially when the public has trusted him.

I respect those referees who take money from two stupid teams and then honestly officiates a game. They do not harm football in any way. Though it is bad, still everybody is equal for them. Perhaps that is the reason why football in Italy will never die despite all the scandals that continuously shake it.

I think that is much better than being the champions for 40 years while building up the same system for a further 40 years.

Now it has become obvious to me why you, the Monkeys, were trying to ruin Hearts not only in the Championship, but in European competitions as well. I think it was not without your help that the 'frozen' referee from Russia was selected to officiate our match and that in the games against the Greek side we got three red cards.

It is not without your help that traitors were presented as heroes thus showing the road to children for betrayal.

You will always call teachers silly because unlike you they lead children along the correct path.

Protecting your values in that way just spoils not only football, but also a Scotsman's proud name.

I beg you Mowgli, take the monkeys back to the Safari Park!”



Loved his ramblings...

[ronaldo7]

Craigiboy over by is looking to get a family fun day organised to raise funds, it's just that it will be put back a couple of weeks:greengrin

What a roaster.

He finishes off by saying "Think of the children".

Aye just like at Christmas ya dingle when ye emptied their piggy banks.:rolleyes:

[steakbake]

He's not even the MP for the area in which Hearts are situated.

[Pretty Boy]

Golden Gary on STV just now begging the fans for cash again. Snidey wee cup final dig as well.

[mixumatosis]

Jackson admitted they will be forced to supplement their squad by promoting more players from the Riccarton youth academy.


Are they still paying for Riccarton ? Shouldn't they be referring to the "Saughton Park, in between Jobbies and Skateboarders Youth Academy"

[Mon Dieu4]

Can they not ask the Haig centre for an advance on the Poppy money they are due in November?

[SmashinGlass]

Golden Gary on STV just now begging the fans for cash again. Snidey wee cup final dig as well.

They still don't get it..... And obviously never will.

Signed, a Hibernian ghost (from the team that died 19/05/12)

[hibees 7062]

If we get messrs Geldof and Ure to sing that I think we could have a Christmas No1.

:greengrin

Dont give them ideas ffs :greengrin

[robinp]

"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:

:lolyam:

Ron Jeremy has painted plenty faces....

[Treadstone]

Golden Gary on STV just now begging the fans for cash again. Snidey wee cup final dig as well.

'The finished them' cup final or 'fans supported their team cup final' ?

[Moulin Yarns]

Do they know that a CVA is probably the easiest bit to achieve?

Do they know that they have to satisfy the secured creditors as well?

Do they know that they have to survive long enough, without cash, for a CVA to be drafted, distributed and agreed?

Do they know that there has to be someone with enough cash to fund a CVA, the secured creditors and working capital for an entire season?

Do they know that their best chance of surviving debt-free is through a New Company, starting off in Division 3?

And tonight, thank God it's then instead of us!!

[SmashinGlass]

Ron Jeremy has painted plenty faces....

:greengrin

[PapillonVert]

See the EEN running the headline George Foulkes Asks Fans For One Last P1Sh

Sorry, push

Using the Yam alphabet, should that not be P15h? Or is it now P-15h?

[kdhibees1]

This photo really needs a tumbleweed on it. Can anyone with more IT skills than me oblige?
http://img404.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img404/2511/nwwr.jpg&action=rotate

[jacomo]

From Scotsman:

http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spl/hearts-tears-at-tynecastle-but-bdo-optimistic-1-2973240


One positive for remaining staff was Birch’s assertion that Hearts can be salvaged. “I believe it is saveable. The key thing is a quick sale,” he said.

As has been explained on here extensively, there are numerous barriers to a quick sale happening. It's one minute to midnight for HMFC... BDO seem to have given the supporters the next fortnight to buy season tickets but I wonder if they'll wait that long before pulling the plug. Surely they will be monitoring season ticket sales today and Saturday and if they don't pick up...

[hibees 7062]

Taken from JKB
Anyone willing to help these deluded yams out!!!!!!

.hows about a day out at the royal Edinburgh hospital
with a nice straight jacket.

Here are the things we need:


Urgently - a decent DJ. The last guy was awesome but I can't recall where he was from.



Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular.



Donations of home made cakes (we even had some Hearts themed stuff last time)



Bunting & baloons - Does anyone know anyone who could donate/lend some decorations?



A baloon artist - anyone know someone who would lend their support to do this?



Peppa pig & Minnie Mouse were there last time - can we get them again?



Hair braiding - this was popular. Anyone?



Face painting - the girl who done this was excellent - can we contact her again? Anyone?



The bouncy castle will no doubt be hired through the same firm who were excellent. Perhaps we could have a donation for this (it's about £80) if the guy doesn't donate it for free?



Anyone do photography? We could have the kids photographed with a couple of players with the stadium backdrop. Anyone do this for free & be willing to email the photos to each donator after the event?



Robbo and Salmond , theirs 2 free

[jonty]

Ryan McGowan has 'decided' that for every 1000 season tickets sold, he'll buy 1 season ticket. "big team"

[Platinum Scotty]

OMG..............what a shocker!!

LOL

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/230261-hearts-confirm-deal-to-take-danny-wilson-from-liverpool-is-off/

[brog]

Id say sutton and one of stevenson, hamill or grainger. I think they would see mcdonald as having a sell on value, the others are likely to be high earners but not sure how much.

On a side noe whats the script with Danny Wilson, i am asusming he will be released but not sure if they would count him as a 'player' yet

Yams never had a (Mary's) prayer of keeping Danny Wilson. On a more serious note surely after dust has died down what's left of Yams should, at a minimum face a disrepute charge. The lies they have told to a variety of people/outlets in recent weeks is staggering although Stevie Wonder could see Southern was lying in his teeth when interviewed 2 or 3 weeks ago.

[green glory]

Even in retirement I can't keep up with this thread - anything happen in the last 9 pages?

Anyway here's my news …

Not much of a queue at ‏‎10:21 this morning.10378

That lassie coming out by the way is a worker type.

Talking with a TV crew there who had been put there to interview ST buyers said there had been NO ONE since they arrived earlier in the morning.

Enquiring about the strips (which they didn't know about but do now :greengrin) they did say there had only been a delivery by a beer lorry yesterday :confused: to which I replied the champagne lorry did the same at ER :partyhibb


With today's news about the 'cash or cheque' scenario, and your news, it's clear there's little can be done to save them now.

And not a single protester in sight all the way through this. They've just bent over and held their cheeks apart for the last eight years.

Ah well, at least Vlad gave them a reacharound on 19/5/12.

Ba boom, ba boom, ba boom______________________________________________ ___________:brokenyam:

[kevo1875]

MacDonald & the tattoo lady emptied oh dear

[BarneyK]

OMG..............what a shocker!!

LOL

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/230261-hearts-confirm-deal-to-take-danny-wilson-from-liverpool-is-off/

Nice bit of business for Wilson if he got a signing-on fee from them.

[kdhibees1]

MacDonald & the tattoo lady emptied oh dear
Link please mate

[BarneyK]

MacDonald & the tattoo lady emptied oh dear

Not true. Wage cuts.

[Hibee87]

MacDonald & the tattoo lady emptied oh dear

They have taken wage cuts to stay at the club as reported on STV. Assume that would mean Sutton and Hamill will be the ones emptied

[lucky]

You do have to laugh at their efforts, even if these events were mega successful they would be lucky to raise a few grand. This time next week we find out if enough of them have rallied round to pay Zal his £10k a week. Surely the players should be coming out with support with the club by going half pay till they are out of administration. I don't think they realise that even if they get the ST sold whoever comes in will have to have very deep pockets. They will have spent all the ST money before the season has started. Tick tock

[kevo1875]

They have taken wage cuts to stay at the club as reported on STV. Assume that would mean Sutton and Hamill will be the ones emptied

surely u need to be paid in the first place to take a wage cut

[BarneyK]

They have taken wage cuts to stay at the club as reported on STV. Assume that would mean Sutton and Hamill will be the ones emptied

Not necessarily, they just said 2 first team players. Could be anyone who played in the first team last year.

[SlickShoes]

What does their current squad look like? surely can't be many players left? if they get rid of Sutton and Hammil then there can't be more than 4 players from last year that started many games?

[Hibee87]

Not necessarily, they just said 2 first team players. Could be anyone who played in the first team last year.

It was 2 senior first team players from what I have read :wink:

[haagsehibby]

What about their much vaunted pre-season trip to NI to play Liverpool reserves etc in July. Surely that's up the swanny now ? I can't imagine BDO wanting to pay travel and accommodation etc. for some meaningless games.

[Phil D. Rolls]

"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:


:lolyam:

Ahm no positive it'll be any guid, but ahll gie it a right good go.

Ahve only goat red paint though.

Anybody got a recipe for humble pie - could be a top seller on the day.

[Phil D. Rolls]

You do have to laugh at their efforts, even if these events were mega successful they would be lucky to raise a few grand. This time next week we find out if enough of them have rallied round to pay Zal his £10k a week. Surely the players should be coming out with support with the club by going half pay till they are out of administration. I don't think they realise that even if they get the ST sold whoever comes in will have to have very deep pockets. They will have spent all the ST money before the season has started. Tick tock

Half pay? Bloody luxury.

[greengnome]

Everytime I go and have a quick look on keekback, it is guaranteed that you sit and pi** yourself laughing at some of the crap that their posters come out with... Surely they must know by now that they are up S*** Creek wi' a broken rudder, and some glaring holes in their submarine, and a good bit of pain still to come?

But no, it's a case of all will be well, somebody wi' a few mil will ride into town, slap it on the table, and declare all's fixed, and the big team can start buying players again to terrorise aw' us wee teams...


Will reality set in at some stage????? I guess not!!!! :greengrin

[Phil D. Rolls]

Going on about the pitch being unavailable due to reseeding. Reseeding is the lest of their worries. They'd be better off writing to Santa.

[Lester B]

http://img404.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img404/2511/nwwr.jpg&action=rotate

Thank you kind sir!:aok:

[MB62]

Can they not ask the Haig centre for an advance on the Poppy money they are due in November?

:top marks :faf: :faf: :faf:

[gillythehibby]

I see auld lord pi$hy breeks has come out of hiding with a new plea to the believers.

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/hearts-george-foulkes-begs-fans-for-final-push-1-2973121

They must have offered him strong drink and a free season ticket for their 3rd division "adventure". I thought they were trying to rally the troops not pi$$ them off even more. :greengrin.

[Lester B]

[COLOR=#800000]Peppa pig & Minnie Mouse were there last time - can we get them again?




Maybe Peppa will fly?

And hopefully Minnie goes and brings Mickey. He can bring his new timepiece. Apparently he has a Gary Locke watch.

[Hibs Class]

Ryan McGowan has 'decided' that for every 1000 season tickets sold, he'll buy 1 season ticket. "big team"

TBF it's a decent gesture and probably more than what most of their ex-players will do.

[Hibs Class]

Even in retirement I can't keep up with this thread - anything happen in the last 9 pages?

Anyway here's my news …

Not much of a queue at ‏‎10:21 this morning.10378

That lassie coming out by the way is a worker type.

Talking with a TV crew there who had been put there to interview ST buyers said there had been NO ONE since they arrived earlier in the morning.

Enquiring about the strips (which they didn't know about but do now :greengrin) they did say there had only been a delivery by a beer lorry yesterday :confused: to which I replied the champagne lorry did the same at ER :partyhibb


Must be some scrap metal value in those crowd control barriers, seeing as they're obviously not needed for crowd control.

[bigwheel]

Ryan McGowan has 'decided' that for every 1000 season tickets sold, he'll buy 1 season ticket. "big team"

fair play to him tbh.... despite the fact they deserve to go through a lot of pain...it's good to see their football "family" step up and engage at long last...

[kdhibees1]

Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular


Lots and lots of bottle merchants over on Brokeback!!! Freakshow!!

[greengnome]

Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular
Lots and lots of bottle merchants over on Brokeback!!! Freakshow!!






:greengrin........ Loving it....!!

[carnoustiehibee]

TBF it's a decent gesture and probably more than what most of their ex-players will do.

Giving back up to £1200 IF 3000 tickets are sold, after taking out a small fortune while being there and on probably about 10 times that a week now. isnt a decent gesture.

[Treadstone]

Giving back up to £1200 IF 3000 tickets are sold, after taking out a small fortune while being there and on probably about 10 times that a week now. isnt a decent gesture.

Absolutely reeks of someone trying to play up to an image created by oneself.

You're either giving them the money or you aren't.

[Judas Iscariot]

Giving back up to £1200 IF 3000 tickets are sold, after taking out a small fortune while being there and on probably about 10 times that a week now. isnt a decent gesture.

Aye

He's a ****ing welt anyway

[jonty]

TBF it's a decent gesture and probably more than what most of their ex-players will do.


fair play to him tbh.... despite the fact they deserve to go through a lot of pain...it's good to see their football "family" step up and engage at long last...

They're aiming for 3 thousand, so he's safe in the knowledge that he'll only have to fork out £1200? I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to earn that in a few hours.

1 for every 100 bought would have been putting his money where his mouth is. At least he's getting paid now.

(too late - spent far too long trying to find out what he was now getting paid :greengrin)

[JohnStephens91]

He's a fud. My MP should be looking out for Edinburgh South and not Edinburgh South-West and it's business interests. He is certainly not getting my vote next time, not that he was getting it anyway as he is just a big roaster.

[jonty]

3 directors sacked?


BDO have also confirmed that three Lithuanian directors - Roman Romanov, Sergejus Fedotovas and Vitalijus Vasiliauskas - have been sacked.

In a statement, the accountancy firm said: “The Lithuanian directors were all sacked immediately from the club and have no involvement in its future.”


No ****, Sherlock.

[kdhibees1]

I see auld lord pi$hy breeks has come out of hiding with a new plea to the believers.

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/hearts-george-foulkes-begs-fans-for-final-push-1-2973121

They must have offered him strong drink and a free season ticket for their 3rd division "adventure". I thought they were trying to rally the troops not pi$$ them off even more. :greengrin.

Aye, Vlad couldnae handle the reek of pish in the getaway Sub and turfed him oot intae the Firth of Forth!!!
http://img22.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img22/4826/submarinemaximumdepth80.jpg&action=rotate

[Craig_in_Prague]

Taken from JKB
Anyone willing to help these deluded yams out!!!!!!

.hows about a day out at the royal Edinburgh hospital
with a nice straight jacket.

Here are the things we need:


Urgently - a decent DJ. The last guy was awesome but I can't recall where he was from.



Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular.



Donations of home made cakes (we even had some Hearts themed stuff last time)



Bunting & baloons - Does anyone know anyone who could donate/lend some decorations?



A baloon artist - anyone know someone who would lend their support to do this?



Peppa pig & Minnie Mouse were there last time - can we get them again?



Hair braiding - this was popular. Anyone?



Face painting - the girl who done this was excellent - can we contact her again? Anyone?



The bouncy castle will no doubt be hired through the same firm who were excellent. Perhaps we could have a donation for this (it's about £80) if the guy doesn't donate it for free?



Anyone do photography? We could have the kids photographed with a couple of players with the stadium backdrop. Anyone do this for free & be willing to email the photos to each donator after the event?



oh deary me, my sides.
I have written LOL a lot over the years, but this really did make me laugh.
too much, stop already.

[Bighoose]

Taken from JKB
Anyone willing to help these deluded yams out!!!!!!

Here are the things we need:


Face painting - the girl who done this was excellent - can we contact her again? Anyone?



The bouncy castle will no doubt be hired through the same firm who were excellent. Perhaps we could have a donation for this (it's about £80) if the guy doesn't donate it for free?



This so reminds of the Phoenix Nights episode when they are trying to reopen the Phoenix Club and they hire the Bouncy Castle with the extra "Sammy the snake" and the bloke doing the face painting with spray cans of permanent paint.

Think I might watch this over the weekend, just to cheer myself up in whats been a trying week for us all :wink:

[JohnStephens91]

Re-post from the Bombay TV thread:

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/creation-en-d12ff0f299aec53dd0a202e86ab230fb.html

[Onion]

Giving back up to £1200 IF 3000 tickets are sold, after taking out a small fortune while being there and on probably about 10 times that a week now. isnt a decent gesture.

Small, cheap gesture from and overpaid player. Tell you what, I'll donate the equivalent proportion of my own earnings to FOH cause with the same condition (less my standard £ 3.00 processing fee). So, if they sell their 3000 STs, how do I collect my net £2.70 and get added to their unsecured creditor list ??

[kdhibees1]

http://img839.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img839/683/zlr3.jpg&action=rotate

[Speedway]

Even in retirement I can't keep up with this thread - anything happen in the last 9 pages?

Anyway here's my news …

Not much of a queue at ‏‎10:21 this morning.10378

That lassie coming out by the way is a worker type.

Talking with a TV crew there who had been put there to interview ST buyers said there had been NO ONE since they arrived earlier in the morning.

Enquiring about the strips (which they didn't know about but do now :greengrin) they did say there had only been a delivery by a beer lorry yesterday :confused: to which I replied the champagne lorry did the same at ER :partyhibb

LOL at those crash barriers. Form an orderly queue, plums.


Taken from JKB
Anyone willing to help these deluded yams out!!!!!!

.hows about a day out at the royal Edinburgh hospital
with a nice straight jacket.

Here are the things we need:


Urgently - a decent DJ. The last guy was awesome but I can't recall where he was from.



Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular.



Donations of home made cakes (we even had some Hearts themed stuff last time)



Bunting & baloons - Does anyone know anyone who could donate/lend some decorations?



A baloon artist - anyone know someone who would lend their support to do this?



Peppa pig & Minnie Mouse were there last time - can we get them again?



Hair braiding - this was popular. Anyone?



Face painting - the girl who done this was excellent - can we contact her again? Anyone?



The bouncy castle will no doubt be hired through the same firm who were excellent. Perhaps we could have a donation for this (it's about £80) if the guy doesn't donate it for free?



Anyone do photography? We could have the kids photographed with a couple of players with the stadium backdrop. Anyone do this for free & be willing to email the photos to each donator after the event?



Despite the fact they can't spell it, there will be no shortage of Balloons at that shindig.


Its admin time, there's plenty need to be afraid
its admin time, hearts need more cash or cupcakes made
and in this world of admin we can spread a smile of joy
throw your arms around a yam at admin time.

But say a prayer, pray for the jambo ones
in admin time, the hibees are all having fun
there's no money left at tynie, its been all pissed up the wall
and vlad has gone to russia, and wont answer any call
and the admin bells that ring there
are the clanging chimes of doom
well tonight thank god its them instead of you.

And there wont be football at tynecastle come august time
the greatest gift they'll get this year is life ooooooo

Where reality isn't known
No revenue or income flows
Do they know it's tick tock time at all?

[blackpoolhibs]

LOL at those crash barriers. Form an orderly queue, plums.



Despite the fact they can't spell it, there will be no shortage of Balloons at that shindig.



Where reality isn't known
No revenue or income flows
Do they know it's tick tock time at all?

:aok:

[dangermouse]

Even in retirement I can't keep up with this thread - anything happen in the last 9 pages?

Anyway here's my news …

Not much of a queue at ‏‎10:21 this morning.10378

That lassie coming out by the way is a worker type.

Talking with a TV crew there who had been put there to interview ST buyers said there had been NO ONE since they arrived earlier in the morning.

Enquiring about the strips (which they didn't know about but do now :greengrin) they did say there had only been a delivery by a beer lorry yesterday :confused: to which I replied the champagne lorry did the same at ER :partyhibb

BDO must have been optimistic as they have provided barriers to form an orderly queue. I assume the only people in the queue are Casper and friends? :wink:

[greenginger]

http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk//compdetails

HOMFC. Company Details - In Administration


I know we all know, but somehow it just looks .........


PLEASING ! :greengrin

[Hibercelona]

Taken from JKB
Anyone willing to help these deluded yams out!!!!!!

.hows about a day out at the royal Edinburgh hospital
with a nice straight jacket.

Here are the things we need:


Urgently - a decent DJ. The last guy was awesome but I can't recall where he was from.



Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular.



Donations of home made cakes (we even had some Hearts themed stuff last time)



Bunting & baloons - Does anyone know anyone who could donate/lend some decorations?



A baloon artist - anyone know someone who would lend their support to do this?



Peppa pig & Minnie Mouse were there last time - can we get them again?



Hair braiding - this was popular. Anyone?



Face painting - the girl who done this was excellent - can we contact her again? Anyone?



The bouncy castle will no doubt be hired through the same firm who were excellent. Perhaps we could have a donation for this (it's about £80) if the guy doesn't donate it for free?



Anyone do photography? We could have the kids photographed with a couple of players with the stadium backdrop. Anyone do this for free & be willing to email the photos to each donator after the event?



BIG team. BIG ideas.

[Onion]

They're aiming for 3 thousand, so he's safe in the knowledge that he'll only have to fork out £1200? I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to earn that in a few hours.

1 for every 100 bought would have been putting his money where his mouth is. At least he's getting paid now.

(too late - spent far too long trying to find out what he was now getting paid :greengrin)

Isn't the proceeds from the ST sales going to be used to pay the players? So he's offering to repay some of his wages back to the club BUT only if he gets paid - what a hero !! The sacrifices these chumps make :)

[Geo_1875]

Isn't the proceeds from the ST sales going to be used to pay the players? So he's offering to repay some of his wages back to the club BUT only if he gets paid - what a hero !! The sacrifices these chumps make :)

Is he not playing in China now?

[CropleyWasGod]

Isn't the proceeds from the ST sales going to be used to pay the players? So he's offering to repay some of his wages back to the club BUT only if he gets paid - what a hero !! The sacrifices these chumps make :)

He doesn't play for Hearts :greengrin

[RoxburghHibs]

Just read the article in today's EN about David Murray's plans to re-develop greenbelt land in West Edinburgh. Part of the plans is a new sport stadium - why do I get this bad feeling that the council will back this and hearts will get a free stadium out of this!

[greengnome]

Pishybreeks at it again on the EEN....


Begs fans for final push.... Makes me wonder how much wonga he is donating?

[Milandinho]

BIG team. BIG ideas.

"Family fun day"............You'd have to be mad to let any children near the Savilledome given their previous employees "reputations"

[Cabbage East]

Can't believe Mowgli is not taking bananas any more. What a prick.

The best part of that story was the accompanying illustration of the monkey with banana earrings. I remember telling someone about it and they refused to believe me.

[kdhibees1]

Somebody on Brokeback selling ''Save our Hearts Beer'' :faf:
http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129299-save-our-hearts-beer/

[RoYO!]

I sincerely hope that was a copy and paste effort

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Taken from JKB
Anyone willing to help these deluded yams out!!!!!!

.hows about a day out at the royal Edinburgh hospital
with a nice straight jacket.

Here are the things we need:


Urgently - a decent DJ. The last guy was awesome but I can't recall where he was from.



Lots & lots of bottles, small stuff for the raffle/tombola - the last time this was very well supported & very popular.



Donations of home made cakes (we even had some Hearts themed stuff last time)



Bunting & baloons - Does anyone know anyone who could donate/lend some decorations?



A baloon artist - anyone know someone who would lend their support to do this?



Peppa pig & Minnie Mouse were there last time - can we get them again?



Hair braiding - this was popular. Anyone?



Face painting - the girl who done this was excellent - can we contact her again? Anyone?



The bouncy castle will no doubt be hired through the same firm who were excellent. Perhaps we could have a donation for this (it's about £80) if the guy doesn't donate it for free?



Anyone do photography? We could have the kids photographed with a couple of players with the stadium backdrop. Anyone do this for free & be willing to email the photos to each donator after the event?



That is absolutely tragic. Oh how the "mighty" have fallen. Absolute cringe on open wounded cringeyness.

That mob crack me up.

[Fisherrow Harp]

Somebody on Kickback selling ''Save our Hearts Beer'' :faf:
http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129299-save-our-hearts-beer/
Put me down for a case of Hoppy Seconds ya roaster.


"Love the enthusiasm!

Part of the problem is I'd only be able to make 23 litres at a time, and it would take ~3 weeks." :faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

[PatHead]

If they do survive until next season, and that is a big IF, my resident Jambo has just told me they don't have a Centre Half with any experience as Barr, Webster and Zalukas are all gone. Wonder what other positions they can't cover?

[GraniteCityHibs]

I'm in my bed ill so I knocked up another couple of these. Bill Lumbergh reference might not land with many but it made me laugh at least.

[kdhibees1]

I'm in my bed ill so I knocked up another couple of these. Bill Lumbergh reference might not land with many but it made me laugh at least.
:top marks:aok:

[Sergey]

Somebody on Brokeback selling ''Save our Hearts Beer'' :faf:


I know that one lads efforts isn't going to raise much towards the £750k they need, but this is actually a good idea that a number of non-league clubs in England have adopted. So much so, that Lewes FC have installed a micro-brewery adjacent to their clubhouse and have made a good income stream from it.

Good ales ta boot!

[MurrayfieldHibs]

Just read the article in today's EN about David Murray's plans to re-develop greenbelt land in West Edinburgh. Part of the plans is a new sport stadium - why do I get this bad feeling that the council will back this and hearts will get a free stadium out of this!

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/garden-district-plan-on-edinburgh-greenbelt-1-2973197

"A sports hub could become a new home for Edinburgh Rugby under the plans."

Edinburgh Rugby want to leave Murrayfield because their tynie crowds (!) are getting lost in the 67,000 seater stadium. Looks like a 5,000 seater out by the bypass could be a multi use egg chasing/football stadium....

With the maroon bias of CEC this could be a trump card for David Murray to finally get planning permission for West Edinburgh.

:rules:

[PatHead]

Tickets for Hearts 1st 3 games of the season now on sale at Tynecastle and online.

[MurrayfieldHibs]

http://wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk//compdetails

HOMFC. Company Details - In Administration


I know we all know, but somehow it just looks .........


PLEASING ! :greengrin

Very pleasing.:greengrin

[Treadstone]

Somebody on Brokeback selling ''Save our Hearts Beer'' :faf:
http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129299-save-our-hearts-beer/
Put me down for a case of Hoppy Seconds ya roaster.

Hope the 'Brauhaus' twat gives up his takings again as the last time made such a big difference.:yamlaugh:

[Treadstone]

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/garden-district-plan-on-edinburgh-greenbelt-1-2973197

"A sports hub could become a new home for Edinburgh Rugby under the plans."

Edinburgh Rugby want to leave Murrayfield because their tynie crowds (!) are getting lost in the 67,000 seater stadium. Looks like a 5,000 seater out by the bypass could be a multi use egg chasing/football stadium....

With the maroon bias of CEC this could be a trump card for David Murray to finally get planning permission for West Edinburgh.

:rules:

Murray is as much of a busted flush as Yam FC.

[Bostonhibby]

"Anyone know any face painters who could donate there skills for free"

:faf:


:lolyam:

:greengrin Ian Black? No much of a face, but he is a painter, surely this yam legend will bail them out.

[ronaldo7]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23000603

"We can come up with the funds, because if the 6,000 people who have pledged convert to direct debits, and we get a few more on top, we will certainly be in a position to come up with the money.

Then...
We've always said that the Foundation of Hearts would try and attempt to buy the club on our own, but we're certainly willing to talk to other parties as well if there's a hybrid model they would wish to pursue.
"If the Foundation cannot do this on our own we would plead to other bidders who, perhaps, can't quite do it on their own as well to come and talk to us and see if we can do it together."
:giruy:

[SlickShoes]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23000603

"We can come up with the funds, because if the 6,000 people who have pledged convert to direct debits, and we get a few more on top, we will certainly be in a position to come up with the money.

Then...
We've always said that the Foundation of Hearts would try and attempt to buy the club on our own, but we're certainly willing to talk to other parties as well if there's a hybrid model they would wish to pursue.
"If the Foundation cannot do this on our own we would plead to other bidders who, perhaps, can't quite do it on their own as well to come and talk to us and see if we can do it together."
:giruy:

That's a big IF like

[Spike Mandela]

Tickets for Hearts 1st 3 games of the season now on sale at Tynecastle and online.

Surprise,sur ****ing surprise. Complicit SPL stitch up.:rolleyes:

[PapillonVert]

Ryan McGowan has 'decided' that for every 1000 season tickets sold, he'll buy 1 season ticket. "big team"

Is that to make sure they have a big enough seat for Nade to come and pay his last respects?

[Jack]

With today's news about the 'cash or cheque' scenario, and your news, it's clear there's little can be done to save them now.

It's a damn shame so it is, no credit facilities.

So fellow Hibees I'm afraid our jambo friends were right, there will be no tick tock at tynecastle. From now on we must refer to their demise as ...

Tock tock.

[BarneyK]

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/latest-news/garden-district-plan-on-edinburgh-greenbelt-1-2973197

"A sports hub could become a new home for Edinburgh Rugby under the plans."

Edinburgh Rugby want to leave Murrayfield because their tynie crowds (!) are getting lost in the 67,000 seater stadium. Looks like a 5,000 seater out by the bypass could be a multi use egg chasing/football stadium....

With the maroon bias of CEC this could be a trump card for David Murray to finally get planning permission for West Edinburgh.

:rules:

A 5,000 capacity stadium? Let them fire on with that one any time they want. Then again the article does also say... Brochures detailing the proposals have been sent to every councillor in the south east of Scotland. If planning permission is granted, the project is expected to take between 15 and 20 years to complete.

[jonty]

Is that to make sure they have a big enough seat for Nade to come and pay his last respects?
3003 seats, couldnae carry Nade......

The yams coming onto hibs.net have probably helped hibs.net generate more through advertising than they have for their own club.

[easty]

Somebody on Brokeback selling ''Save our Hearts Beer'' :faf:
http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/129299-save-our-hearts-beer/

I think that's a decent idea to be honest. If we were in the mess they are I'd be well up for buying some hibby beer.

[BarneyK]

Surprise,sur ****ing surprise. Complicit SPL stitch up.:rolleyes:

Presumably cash or cheque only :aok:

[PatHead]

Presumably cash or cheque only :aok:

Not if they are taking bookings online.

[hibby rae]

I think that's a decent idea to be honest. If we were in the mess they are I'd be we'll up for buying some hibby beer.

I'm up for buying some hibby beer because they're in the mess that they are!

[JHFC]

haven't been keeping up to date with this thread but my yam 'friend' said they have sold an extra 3000 season tickets. Is this aload of crap?