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Mon Dieu4
18-06-2020, 03:39 PM
A cold pint of Tennents, I know Tennents is cheap and nasty and beer snobs hate it but it's my old faithful, I hadn't had a drink of alcohol since the 2nd of March(the derby, proof Hibs turn me to drink) yesterday when out and about I got a takeaway San Moretti as the fancy bar had no T, today I've just picked up 2 litres of draft Tennents from Brass Monkey on the Walk, **** its glorious
My pet peeve however is posting on the wrong thread:faf::faf::faf:
Just_Jimmy
18-06-2020, 04:46 PM
A cold pint of Tennents, I know Tennents is cheap and nasty and beer snobs hate it but it's my old faithful, I hadn't had a drink of alcohol since the 2nd of March(the derby, proof Hibs turn me to drink) yesterday when out and about I got a takeaway San Moretti as the fancy bar had no T, today I've just picked up 2 litres of draft Tennents from Brass Monkey on the Walk, **** its glorious
My pet peeve however is posting on the wrong thread:faf::faf::faf:I miss it. It's daft cos I never used to drink it much back home but after I moved away it's one of the things I wish I could get.
Where you sorced this draft T, would they do online orders by chance?
I must add I only enjoy it from draft, cans are rank.
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Mon Dieu4
18-06-2020, 05:10 PM
I miss it. It's daft cos I never used to drink it much back home but after I moved away it's one of the things I wish I could get.
Where you sorced this draft T, would they do online orders by chance?
I must add I only enjoy it from draft, cans are rank.
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Don't think they do unfortunately, closest you can get to an actual pint in my opinion is a pint bottle of Tennents, vastly superior to the cans of it
RyeSloan
18-06-2020, 09:10 PM
I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for this one but I'm going to moan anyway.
The Waverley Steps currently being closed. I've been walking to work lately and I cut through the station. For the most part the station is absolutely deserted, it's a bit busier the last couple of weeks but we are talking a couple of handfuls of people as opposed to the usual early morning chaos. The steps are completely closed and gated shut so the only access to Princes Street, from the station, is using the lifts. As I said until the last fortnight I was often the only person other than staff in the place so it was fine. However now it is a bit busier and only one person or one household is permitted to use either of the lifts at a time even a queue of 4 or 5 people can mean a 10+ minute wait.
I would think it is fairly easy to socially distance on a set of stairs or an escalator so I assume it isn't for safety reasons they are closed. The only explanation I can think of is the steps are owned by either the hotel or the shopping centre and because they are closed they have closed the steps as well. It just seems a bit daft otherwise.
Are the ramp roads closed as well as it’s not exactly a huge detour to walk up one of them instead?
The Modfather
18-06-2020, 10:38 PM
More a moan than a peeve. We’re doing some work on our garden and ordered a load of top soil. Was delivered at 6.55, with guy ringing the bell and waking the whole house up including a none too impressed 18 month old.
Who delivers at 6.55am! 🤬
HUTCHYHIBBY
19-06-2020, 02:01 AM
More a moan than a peeve. We’re doing some work on our garden and ordered a load of top soil. Was delivered at 6.55, with guy ringing the bell and waking the whole house up including a none too impressed 18 month old.
Who delivers at 6.55am! 🤬
Midwives? 😉
Mibbes Aye
19-06-2020, 02:42 AM
More a moan than a peeve. We’re doing some work on our garden and ordered a load of top soil. Was delivered at 6.55, with guy ringing the bell and waking the whole house up including a none too impressed 18 month old.
Who delivers at 6.55am! 🤬
Midwives? 😉
Liam Henderson, maybe, depending on what time zone you were in.
Mixu62
19-06-2020, 05:01 AM
Knees. How badly designed and put-together are they? Proof if needed that intelligent design is bollocks, nobody intelligent would design a joint as poorly. I dread trying to find stuff in the bottom cupboards in the kitchen now cos I know it's gonna be a mission getting back up.
Craft brewery IPA's/dark beers over here in Aus. F *** ing terrible. Fizzy plasticy horrible swamp water. What I wouldn't give for a pint of Deuchars or Belhaven Best.
Peevemor
19-06-2020, 05:13 AM
Knees. How badly designed and put-together are they? Proof if needed that intelligent design is bollocks, nobody intelligent would design a joint as poorly. I dread trying to find stuff in the bottom cupboards in the kitchen now cos I know it's gonna be a mission getting back up.
Craft brewery IPA's/dark beers over here in Aus. F *** ing terrible. Fizzy plasticy horrible swamp water. What I wouldn't give for a pint of Deuchars or Belhaven Best.
I feel your pain. I long for the time when I could get up from kneeling or sitting without sounding like Chewbacca.
weecounty hibby
19-06-2020, 09:20 AM
Knees. How badly designed and put-together are they? Proof if needed that intelligent design is bollocks, nobody intelligent would design a joint as poorly. I dread trying to find stuff in the bottom cupboards in the kitchen now cos I know it's gonna be a mission getting back up.
Craft brewery IPA's/dark beers over here in Aus. F *** ing terrible. Fizzy plasticy horrible swamp water. What I wouldn't give for a pint of Deuchars or Belhaven Best.
Why stop at knees? My ankles, knees and hips are all sore, all the load bearing joints. My shoulders no longer move in the directions they should without pain as well. I'm only 51!! I suspect that playing rugby for 30+ years hasn't helped
lapsedhibee
19-06-2020, 11:03 AM
Why stop at knees? My ankles, knees and hips are all sore, all the load bearing joints. My shoulders no longer move in the directions they should without pain as well. I'm only 51!! I suspect that playing rugby for 30+ years hasn't helped
Would things have been any better if you'd taken it up as a child, rather than waiting till you were 21? :dunno:
pollution
19-06-2020, 11:22 AM
Don't think they do unfortunately, closest you can get to an actual pint in my opinion is a pint bottle of Tennents, vastly superior to the cans of it
That is true.
I used to drink the bottle version and it was always good. I didn't realise they still did produce this but I have moved on now.
Warsteiner is the best !
weecounty hibby
19-06-2020, 11:40 AM
Would things have been any better if you'd taken it up as a child, rather than waiting till you were 21? :dunno:
I started at 12/13 and played my last game when I was 50. I loved every minute of playing, fitting in as many games as I could around watching Hibs. At school I would play two games a weekend, once for the school on Saturday morning and then once for the club on Sunday. I've broken more bones than Evel Knievel, my body is shattered due to it and I believe that it is genuinely having played hundreds of games if rugby. Always look played in the forwards, mostly front row. Would I change anything, nope absolutely loved playing rugby. The only thing I would change would be the clashes with Hibs games that has seen me either miss watching Hibs or missing playing rugby
Danderhall Hibs
19-06-2020, 09:32 PM
I started at 12/13 and played my last game when I was 50. I loved every minute of playing, fitting in as many games as I could around watching Hibs. At school I would play two games a weekend, once for the school on Saturday morning and then once for the club on Sunday. I've broken more bones than Evel Knievel, my body is shattered due to it and I believe that it is genuinely having played hundreds of games if rugby. Always look played in the forwards, mostly front row. Would I change anything, nope absolutely loved playing rugby. The only thing I would change would be the clashes with Hibs games that has seen me either miss watching Hibs or missing playing rugby
Who did you play for mate?
weecounty hibby
19-06-2020, 10:19 PM
Who did you play for mate?
Alloa
Scouse Hibee
21-06-2020, 12:46 PM
Videos on social media of people allowing their dogs to lick their babies faces as the sit in their rockers, worse than that is adults who allow their dogs to sleep in their bed with them, absolutely disgusting behaviour.
sleeping giant
21-06-2020, 10:17 PM
The crap guest comedians they have on The Infinite Monkey Cage.
I would rather they filled that slot with another scientist.
Just_Jimmy
22-06-2020, 02:03 AM
Videos on social media of people allowing their dogs to lick their babies faces as the sit in their rockers, worse than that is adults who allow their dogs to sleep in their bed with them, absolutely disgusting behaviour.As a dog lover and owner I agree 100%. Mine doesn't even try and lick faces as she's been trained not to since she was a pup. She doesn't get in the bedroom at all.
Dogs are amazing and mine is my world but there's a line.
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Pretty Boy
23-06-2020, 08:23 AM
People who misspell my name. Not if it's just an error which happens but in emails or after I have spelled it out for them.
My name is Stuart, my email address at work and personal contains that name so starting a conversation with 'Hi Stewart' or worse 'Hi Steuart' is just rude really. Do people think I deliberately spell my own name incorrectly in my email address?
Hibrandenburg
23-06-2020, 08:45 AM
People who misspell my name. Not if it's just an error which happens but in emails or after I have spelled it out for them.
My name is Stuart, my email address at work and personal contains that name so starting a conversation with 'Hi Stewart' or worse 'Hi Steuart' is just rude really. Do people think I deliberately spell my own name incorrectly in my email address?
Try living with Urquhart as your surname. I'm still learning new ways of how not to pronounce it.
Pretty Boy
23-06-2020, 09:14 AM
Try living with Urquhart as your surname. I'm still learning new ways of how not to pronounce it.
Aye that must be a nightmare. I get a few creative interpretations of the spelling and pronunciation of my own surname but Urquhart must be another level.
People who misspell my name. Not if it's just an error which happens but in emails or after I have spelled it out for them.
My name is Stuart, my email address at work and personal contains that name so starting a conversation with 'Hi Stewart' or worse 'Hi Steuart' is just rude really. Do people think I deliberately spell my own name incorrectly in my email address?
Feel your pain mate, my first name is misspelled constantly, and again usually in emails with my email signature and my email address having the correct spelling :rolleyes:
My surname is regularly misspelled as well :brickwall
Scouse Hibee
23-06-2020, 11:53 AM
Feel your pain mate, my first name is misspelled constantly, and again usually in emails with my email signature and my email address having the correct spelling :rolleyes:
My surname is regularly misspelled as well :brickwall
My surname has been misspelled and pronounced incorrectly all my life. The best is when some folk think the first half is my christian name and the latter part my surname???
danhibees1875
23-06-2020, 11:58 AM
I often get called David rather than Daniel.
It happened a few times and I put it down to my hand writing, but it sometimes happens over emails too.
To be fair, the words have quite a similar look throughout them, Da at the start, an i, and then the "el" almost squeezes together to be a d.
matty_f
23-06-2020, 12:26 PM
Aye that must be a nightmare. I get a few creative interpretations of the spelling and pronunciation of my own surname but Urquhart must be another level.
I still get Mattie from people who have known me for years. My surname gets a load of variations as well.
weecounty hibby
23-06-2020, 02:03 PM
Imagine being Raphael Scheidt!! A guy my ex wife used to work with was called Forbes Allan, she said at least once a day you would hear him in the phone saying "no, no it's not Allan Forbes" Must have messed with his head something awful
Peevemor
23-06-2020, 02:13 PM
McDonaugh - it was bad enough in Edinburgh but it's a total nightmare here.
If I spell it for someone they always say "oh - it's not M A C ?" - no, it's M C and yes I'm sure.
Then they insist on putting a space between Mc & D, which means I'm in with the Ds and not the Ms when they try to find me again.
And don't get me started on the "augh" bit.
I don't use my surname in my work email address - far too much trouble.
Anyway, I used to work with an architect called Peter Caunt. His wife's name was Sally. She stuck with her maiden name. :agree:
Jones28
23-06-2020, 02:52 PM
How’s this for a peeve? It’s not rude, and has zero consequence.
People spelling my second name with 2 T’s.
It makes absolutely no difference to my life other than irritating me.
Hiber-nation
23-06-2020, 03:04 PM
How’s this for a peeve? It’s not rude, and has zero consequence.
People spelling my second name with 2 T’s.
It makes absolutely no difference to my life other than irritating me.
Jonestt?!?
Moulin Yarns
23-06-2020, 03:32 PM
Jonestt?!?
Or Jonesttwentyeightt?
Jones28
23-06-2020, 07:35 PM
“Jones28” was actually lifted from the banner at the top of the website when it had the scorers from the league cup final flash up! My second name is Paterson but it gets continually spelled with 2 T’s. I even tell people when I’m booking a table over the phone it’s paterson with 2 T’s.
Really really petty. If I was on the receiving end of the call I’d write down 3 t’s.
grunt
23-06-2020, 08:26 PM
My surname has been misspelled and pronounced incorrectly all my life. The best is when some folk think the first half is my christian name and the latter part my surname???Ok well since you mentioned it, a minor peeve of mine is people with surnames as first names, and first names as surnames. How confusing is that?
lapsedhibee
23-06-2020, 08:41 PM
Ok well since you mentioned it, a minor peeve of mine is people with surnames as first names, and first names as surnames. How confusing is that?
:agree: It's tantamount to child abuse, knowing that the named is going to spend a lifetime clarifying.
grunt
23-06-2020, 08:44 PM
:agree: It's tantamount to child abuse, knowing that the named is going to spend a lifetime clarifying.
It's made worse by email systems that record the person's name as "surname, first name". This never used to be a problem.
Danderhall Hibs
23-06-2020, 10:20 PM
Anyway, I used to work with an architect called Peter Caunt. His wife's name was Sally. She stuck with her maiden name. :agree:
:hilarious
matty_f
24-06-2020, 12:05 AM
McDonaugh - it was bad enough in Edinburgh but it's a total nightmare here.
If I spell it for someone they always say "oh - it's not M A C ?" - no, it's M C and yes I'm sure.
Then they insist on putting a space between Mc & D, which means I'm in with the Ds and not the Ms when they try to find me again.
And don't get me started on the "augh" bit.
I don't use my surname in my work email address - far too much trouble.
Anyway, I used to work with an architect called Peter Caunt. His wife's name was Sally. She stuck with her maiden name. :agree:
He considered taking her name, but thought Peter Minge sounded ridiculous.
My Surname only has four letters and I have heard so many pronunciations of it over the years.
Mibbes Aye
24-06-2020, 01:19 AM
My surname has been misspelt all my life and frequently mispronounced, especially in Europe but also in the UK
To the extent that when booking anything for holidays - restaurants, concerts etc, we use my partner’s name. Hers gets misspelt too, as it is one of those surnames that have a few variants in spelling, but generally people can work out an approximation of the pronunciation.
Mine just causes chaos, with the maitre’d claiming there is no booking in that name, until you pull out your phone and show the email confirmation :greengrin
Hibrandenburg
24-06-2020, 06:49 AM
Aye that must be a nightmare. I get a few creative interpretations of the spelling and pronunciation of my own surname but Urquhart must be another level.
It did have its advantages in the army. When there was dirty jobs being doled out in the mornings the Sergeant would start picking people to do those jobs and it normally went something like this:
"Urk....., erm ooork, eh oorquoo.... urcher...... ****-it, Smith you do it.
stoneyburn hibs
24-06-2020, 07:33 AM
He'll not like it as he is a member here.
My brother has the moniker Richie Aitken 😁
CropleyWasGod
24-06-2020, 09:56 AM
The expression "no smoke without fire".
My response to that is "you obviously have never been to a ...... (insert appropriate name of a heavy metal or prog band)...... gig."
And, while I'm here......
I thought I would escape it this year, but, no...... Ed Byrne (who should know better) was on TV the other night talking about the "Edinburgh Fringe Festival.":grr:
overdrive
24-06-2020, 10:32 AM
Totally agree with the name one. My name is Fraser. Replacing the ‘s’ with a ‘z’ is common. I think I’ve had an ‘i’ added everywhere between the ‘F’ and the second ‘r’. I worked in a cinema when I was a student and there was a supervisor who really into stupid management phrases, his favourite being “there’s no ‘I’ in team”. One day I was covering a shift so he had to manually write my name and break time on the daily ops sheet. He added an ‘i’ to my name to which I told him “there’s no ‘I’ in Fraser”. He didn’t understand why colleagues were finding that so funny.
My current boss insists on pronouncing my name as Frasier. It irks me but I generally let it go but it really riles a former boss of mine who works with us. She is constantly correcting him.
Also name related, my work has our names set on our email to be Surname, First Name rather than First Name, Surname. The amount of times I’ve had “Hi <insert my surname>” on an email is unreal even though my surname is not a popular first name in this country.
My first name is Iain. As mentioned earlier, it’s annoying when people don’t bother to read the email address or signature, and just type Ian. And what makes it worse is that some of the people Have known me for years! and you sometimes get the Eoin spelling fling out there now and again.
pronunciation can be an issue, especially abroad, that’s just a write off. But even here, it’s bad.
what’s the name?
iain
neil?
no, iain
dean?
no, iain
cian?
ffs, yeah fine
weecounty hibby
24-06-2020, 08:04 PM
What about the Iain's who are John's and the Johns who are Iain's??
hibee_girl
24-06-2020, 08:38 PM
What about the Iain's who are John's and the Johns who are Iain's??
My Grandad's work changed his name to John when he started as there was already another Ian who worked there.
I used to ask to speak to Ian whenever I phoned his work only to be told there was no Ian that worked there.
Used to drive me insane, he wasn't remotely bothered :greengrin
lapsedhibee
24-06-2020, 08:39 PM
Totally agree with the name one. My name is Fraser. Replacing the ‘s’ with a ‘z’ is common. I think I’ve had an ‘i’ added everywhere between the ‘F’ and the second ‘r’. I worked in a cinema when I was a student and there was a supervisor who really into stupid management phrases, his favourite being “there’s no ‘I’ in team”. One day I was covering a shift so he had to manually write my name and break time on the daily ops sheet. He added an ‘i’ to my name to which I told him “there’s no ‘I’ in Fraser”. He didn’t understand why colleagues were finding that so funny.
My current boss insists on pronouncing my name as Frasier.
That must all be very stressful. You must feel like going to relax in a bar where everybody knows your name.
matty_f
24-06-2020, 08:50 PM
My Grandad's work changed his name to John when he started as there was already another Ian who worked there.
I used to ask to speak to Ian whenever I phoned his work only to be told there was no Ian that worked there.
Used to drive me insane, he wasn't remotely bothered :greengrin
Same happened with my Uncle Ian, who lives in S****horpe - he gets called John down there. Really confused my son when we set up a WhatsApp group for the cup final re-run last month 😂.
Future17
25-06-2020, 06:50 AM
What about the Iain's who are John's and the Johns who are Iain's??
And the Johns that are Jacks.
Rocky
25-06-2020, 01:50 PM
Totally agree with the name one. My name is Fraser. Replacing the ‘s’ with a ‘z’ is common. I think I’ve had an ‘i’ added everywhere between the ‘F’ and the second ‘r’. I worked in a cinema when I was a student and there was a supervisor who really into stupid management phrases, his favourite being “there’s no ‘I’ in team”. One day I was covering a shift so he had to manually write my name and break time on the daily ops sheet. He added an ‘i’ to my name to which I told him “there’s no ‘I’ in Fraser”. He didn’t understand why colleagues were finding that so funny.
My current boss insists on pronouncing my name as Frasier. It irks me but I generally let it go but it really riles a former boss of mine who works with us. She is constantly correcting him.
Also name related, my work has our names set on our email to be Surname, First Name rather than First Name, Surname. The amount of times I’ve had “Hi <insert my surname>” on an email is unreal even though my surname is not a popular first name in this country.
Americans who pronounce Fraser as Frasier and Craig as Cregg, even when they're ok with the spelling.
Hiber-nation
25-06-2020, 05:03 PM
People who pronounce "statistics" as "stastistics".
And far worse, "pacific" instead of "specific".
Pretty Boy
25-06-2020, 05:16 PM
People repeating a name multiple times throughout when writing a letter, a particularly common trait among celebrities writing open letters.
Boris I ask you, Boris I implore, Boris please, Boris please consider, Boris you must.....
Unnecessary and grating.
People who pronounce "statistics" as "stastistics".
And far worse, "pacific" instead of "specific".
Totally agree, that grinds my gears
and whenever anyone writes/types ‘should of’, rather than ‘should have’ or ‘should’ve’ :grr:
HUTCHYHIBBY
25-06-2020, 07:26 PM
Totally agree, that grinds my gears
and whenever anyone writes/types ‘should of’, rather than ‘should have’ or ‘should’ve’ :grr:
Definitely no excuse for that. 😠
lapsedhibee
25-06-2020, 07:54 PM
And far worse, "pacific" instead of "specific".
Definately. That's rediculous.
Peanut Shaz
25-06-2020, 07:58 PM
People like my friend!!! Who adds exclamation Marks at the of every sentence!!! It is really infuriating!!!
I don't think she actually even knows she's doing it now!!! 😁
Hiber-nation
25-06-2020, 09:15 PM
People like my friend!!! Who adds exclamation Marks at the of every sentence!!! It is really infuriating!!!
I don't think she actually even knows she's doing it now!!! 😁
Aw naw that's another one. 5 exclamation marks for each sentence when sending condolences about someone dying. Noooooooo.... :grr:
heretoday
25-06-2020, 10:50 PM
Laxadaisical instead of lackadaisical.
There's no excuse. Red card.
lapsedhibee
26-06-2020, 05:16 AM
Laxadaisical instead of lackadaisical.
The site should have a system, like it does for sweary words, where offensive words like laxadaisical are replaced by a string of asterixes.
CropleyWasGod
26-06-2020, 07:14 AM
The site should have a system, like it does for sweary words, where offensive words like laxadaisical are replaced by a string of asterixes.
Utter bollix.
Alfiembra
26-06-2020, 07:27 AM
The site should have a system, like it does for sweary words, where offensive words like laxadaisical are replaced by a string of asterixes.
You reminded me of this thread https://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?330712-Grammar-Police worth “resurekting”!!!
lapsedhibee
26-06-2020, 07:28 AM
Utter bollix.
I tried that, and said out loud it was indistinguishable from ********.
grunt
26-06-2020, 10:15 AM
It's being discussed in the Coronavirus thread, but I think it's better placed here.
Something which is really annoying me at the moment is people leaving rubbish everywhere.
Holyrood Park and the Meadows are two of my favourite spots in Edinburgh, but the recent hot weather has ld to crowds leaving their rubbish everywhere. It's also been highlighted as a problem down South and pictures from Bournemouth beach made me gag.
https://youtu.be/tp2RuqiSJ2Y
CropleyWasGod
26-06-2020, 10:20 AM
I tried that, and said out loud it was indistinguishable from ********.
🤣
Peevemor
26-06-2020, 01:03 PM
It's being discussed in the Coronavirus thread, but I think it's better placed here.
Something which is really annoying me at the moment is people leaving rubbish everywhere.
Holyrood Park and the Meadows are two of my favourite spots in Edinburgh, but the recent hot weather has ld to crowds leaving their rubbish everywhere. It's also been highlighted as a problem down South and pictures from Bournemouth beach made me gag.
https://youtu.be/tp2RuqiSJ2YJust take a photo of any bit of litter you see and post it on Facebook. That's what people here seem to be doing any time they see a carelessly discarded surgical mask, so it must help.
Scouse Hibee
26-06-2020, 09:03 PM
People who have great difficulty in abiding by simple rules and directional signage and then proceed to argue the point when it’s politely pointed out to them. Sometimes to the point where they obstruct or hold other folk up while they pointlessly try to argue their case.
matty_f
27-06-2020, 03:01 AM
Totally agree, that grinds my gears
and whenever anyone writes/types ‘should of’, rather than ‘should have’ or ‘should’ve’ :grr:
Worse is that it's now creeping into spoken form. Mikey Stewart is brutal for it. "Should've" is fine, but he splits the words up to "should of".
TV shows or movies where the dialogue is quiet but the music is blasting.
Hibrandenburg
27-06-2020, 08:16 AM
People who have great difficulty in abiding by simple rules and directional signage and then proceed to argue the point when it’s politely pointed out to them. Sometimes to the point where they obstruct or hold other folk up while they pointlessly try to argue their case.
This really grips my **** too. I was at the Baltic last weekend and at the entrance to the campsite where I was staying there's a sign that clearly states that people should park their vehicles on the carpark opposite whilst checking in. However some dickheads either couldn't read or couldn't be bothered walking the extra 15m and as a consequence entering and exiting the campsite got blocked for 20 minutes at a time. Why the campsite don't police their own rules is another story.
heretoday
28-06-2020, 12:31 PM
Bookies adverts: "Always gamble sensibly". Aye right! If everyone gambled sensibly they'd be ruined.
matty_f
03-07-2020, 09:50 PM
Getting asked for help with something only for the person asking for help to disagree with all the things you suggest to help, and then they get arsey about it.
Don’t get married, is the key message here.
Scouse Hibee
04-07-2020, 08:02 AM
Opening a box of eggs and finding several of them covered in bird ****.
Dan Sarf
04-07-2020, 09:16 AM
Opening a box of eggs and finding several of them covered in bird ****.
How do the birds get in there? :confused:
Scouse Hibee
04-07-2020, 09:17 AM
How do the birds get in there? :confused:
😂 Very good.
Getting asked for help with something only for the person asking for help to disagree with all the things you suggest to help, and then they get arsey about it.
Don’t get married, is the key message here.
or bother to put a lot of effort into helping in-laws for the same reason
G15 Hibs
05-07-2020, 10:40 AM
"In any way, shape or form"
It doesn't make you sound serious or clever. It makes you sound like you're trying to sound serious and clever. "In any way" would do.
lapsedhibee
06-07-2020, 08:02 AM
"In any way, shape or form"
"In any way" would do.
:agree: People who like to overexaggerate are certainly giving 110% there.
Peevemor
06-07-2020, 08:13 AM
:agree: People who like to overexaggerate are certainly giving 110% there.
:agree: It literally makes my head explode!
Hiber-nation
06-07-2020, 10:48 AM
Sadly not relevant to me anymore but there were a few when I played fives. Guys who would regularly pull out at the last minute, lads who never seemed to have the cash to pay, the ones who would always try to dodge a shot in goals....etc. etc.
Scouse Hibee
06-07-2020, 10:42 PM
People wearing face masks around their neck/ chins in shops etc. Either wear the face mask properly or don’t wear one at all, this wearing one for effect without actually using it properly is pointless.
Future17
06-07-2020, 10:59 PM
Folk who post links with no context or comment. There must be a reason why you've chosen to share it with others in a public forum, would it kill you to give us a sentence or two so we can decide if it's worth clicking on?
Mibbes Aye
06-07-2020, 11:19 PM
Folk who post links with no context or comment. There must be a reason why you've chosen to share it with others in a public forum, would it kill you to give us a sentence or two so we can decide if it's worth clicking on?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=This+meme&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#imgrc=We-yWf_cRTpQUM
But yes, couldn’t agree more and nearly made the same post myself. You beat me to it.
Hibrandenburg
06-07-2020, 11:33 PM
People wearing face masks around their neck/ chins in shops etc. Either wear the face mask properly or don’t wear one at all, this wearing one for effect without actually using it properly is pointless.
You can't wear a face mask and eat crayons at the same timem
Peevemor
07-07-2020, 05:22 AM
You can't wear a face mask and eat crayons at the same timem
Where there's a will...
https://slanjkilts.com/masks/drinkingmask
Hibrandenburg
07-07-2020, 07:03 AM
Where there's a will...
https://slanjkilts.com/masks/drinkingmask
:thumbsup: Thanks for that.
Mon Dieu4
09-07-2020, 01:00 PM
Where there's a will...
https://slanjkilts.com/masks/drinkingmask
I know this is pet peeves but my mask from them arrived today, just the standard one and not a drinking mask but it's really good quality and would recommend them
overdrive
12-07-2020, 07:30 AM
When opening a box of paracetamol, ibuprofen, etc. it always seems to open at the end with the instructions folded over the pills, rather than the other end where you can just slide the pill packet out.
Mon Dieu4
12-07-2020, 08:07 AM
When opening a box of paracetamol, ibuprofen, etc. it always seems to open at the end with the instructions folded over the pills, rather than the other end where you can just slide the pill packet out.
I thought that was just me, if I had a super power it would be exactly that :agree:
lord bunberry
12-07-2020, 09:49 PM
The new phenomenon in my house when we’re getting ready to leave of where’s my face mask. It’s replaced where’s my keys.
Scouse Hibee
12-07-2020, 10:50 PM
Regarding the wearing of masks.The amount of people who say they can’t breathe properly, it’s really uncomfortable, it’s against their rights, they feel muzzled like a dog or it’s just so unbearable. Get a grip you moaning faced twats and wear a mask where you’re supposed to.
staunchhibby
13-07-2020, 07:15 AM
Actually seen a person in the shops on Friday remove there mask to use the phone
Moulin Yarns
13-07-2020, 08:00 AM
Actually seen a person in the shops on Friday remove there mask to use the phone
I removed my mask in a shop on Saturday, whisky tasting. 😁
danhibees1875
13-07-2020, 08:22 AM
Actually seen a person in the shops on Friday remove there mask to use the phone
Bluetooth masks with a speaker and headphone in them - get it patented. :greengrin
Hiber-nation
13-07-2020, 08:52 AM
B&Q. I get a cold sweat every time I enter the place. Having to spend money on stuff to do tasks that you hate is horrible.
Scouse Hibee
13-07-2020, 10:21 AM
Knowing I have a spare part/piece/grub screw/ clip etc required to do a job as I never throw things away that I might need again but not being able to find it when required. Then weeks later I come across it in my vast collection of tools and spares.
Hibee87
13-07-2020, 06:11 PM
When opening a box of paracetamol, ibuprofen, etc. it always seems to open at the end with the instructions folded over the pills, rather than the other end where you can just slide the pill packet out.
Haha this made me laugh. I get the rage at this as well. Without fail, you know it's the folded end!!
Pretty Boy
13-07-2020, 06:42 PM
People who absolutely detest everything about 'young people'.
Woman I work with last week:
'Young people not wearing masks need to take a look at themselves, bloody disgrace.'
Same woman today:
'My niece and her friends paid £25 for a mask. £25! You see the young ones with their fancy masks, just wear plain ones like everyone else'.
As if young people trying to follow a trend or be fashionable is a new thing. If people have to wear a mask then some people are going to want it to look as good as possible.
I think I'll extend my peeve to people who have completely forgotten what it is to be young.
Danderhall Hibs
13-07-2020, 08:21 PM
Threads turning into puns. Tiresome.
O'Rourke3
13-07-2020, 08:51 PM
Knowing I have a spare part/piece/grub screw/ clip etc required to do a job as I never throw things away that I might need again but not being able to find it when required. Then weeks later I come across it in my vast collection of tools and spares.Not my peeve but my life....
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Mixu62
14-07-2020, 06:23 AM
Don't know if this qualifies as a peeve but I hate sitting facing backwards on trains or buses. When there's only seats facing "the wrong way" left, I'd rather stand.
Hibrandenburg
14-07-2020, 06:27 AM
Don't know if this qualifies as a peeve but I hate sitting facing backwards on trains or buses. When there's only seats facing "the wrong way" left, I'd rather stand.
That's a problem many have and the main reason why we have forward facing seats in passenger aircraft.
Scouse Hibee
14-07-2020, 08:10 AM
Don't know if this qualifies as a peeve but I hate sitting facing backwards on trains or buses. When there's only seats facing "the wrong way" left, I'd rather stand.
This reminded me of a time I was sitting on a train waiting to leave Waverley going to Liverpool on a Friday night, a trip I had been doing every two weeks for months. A group of four got on and they had a table booked, as they sat down one of the women asked before she sat down which direction the train was going as she needed to sit facing the direction of travel. The guy with her assured her that she was facing forward and she asked him several times if he was sure to which he assured her she was. At that point I intervened and told the lady that the train was going towards Haymarket so she was sitting in the wrong seat to be facing forward. The guy then abruptly told her to stay were she was as he was right and I was wrong. I explained to him that unless they had moved Haymarket station which was the next stop the train would be heading West not East!
He was still adamant, until we started to move and she was facing backwards, to be fair he apologised for losing his bearings and we had a good laugh all the way to Wigan.
pollution
14-07-2020, 11:33 AM
That's a problem many have and the main reason why we have forward facing seats in passenger aircraft.
Some aircraft still have them, usually in business class.
Years ago I flew from Edinburgh to London facing backwards and it was very disconcerting.
Saturday Boy
14-07-2020, 08:05 PM
Just seen the viagra advert on the tv.
Apart from being crap, it’s a perfect example of how to ruin a perfect pop song.
As the youngsters might say, what the actual f*** 😱
Hiber-nation
14-07-2020, 08:17 PM
Just seen the viagra advert on the tv.
Apart from being crap, it’s a perfect example of how to ruin a perfect pop song.
As the youngsters might say, what the actual f*** 😱
Wow, I was just going to post this, just saw it!!
Just awful, both the utterly hideous version of I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) and the ad itself.
Mibbes Aye
14-07-2020, 11:50 PM
Don't know if this qualifies as a peeve but I hate sitting facing backwards on trains or buses. When there's only seats facing "the wrong way" left, I'd rather stand.
It is funny because prior to lockdown, and for a good few years now, I took the train regularly because of work. Anything between two to four days a week, and usually two, but sometimes three different trains going one way, then the same coming back.
I never really thought about it but instinctively I always sat facing backwards. It didn’t feel conscious, I just did it.
Same abroad, on the train, tram or metro. I didn’t realise it until I replied to your post but I just naturally sit facing backwards!
Smartie
15-07-2020, 12:04 AM
Discarded masks and gloves.
I work with this stuff and seeing it in unusual places screams "clinical waste never event".
They're just everywhere now, and you don't want to touch them with bare hands to clean them up.
Absolutely hate it, it is everywhere, and I suspect it is only going to get worse.
Mibbes Aye
15-07-2020, 12:31 AM
Discarded masks and gloves.
I work with this stuff and seeing it in unusual places screams "clinical waste never event".
They're just everywhere now, and you don't want to touch them with bare hands to clean them up.
Absolutely hate it, it is everywhere, and I suspect it is only going to get worse.
Awful when you see it in public spaces, horrendous when you hear it is happening in regulated care spaces.
Pretty Boy
15-07-2020, 06:41 AM
Discarded masks and gloves.
I work with this stuff and seeing it in unusual places screams "clinical waste never event".
They're just everywhere now, and you don't want to touch them with bare hands to clean them up.
Absolutely hate it, it is everywhere, and I suspect it is only going to get worse.
I can't get my head around the thought process of people who just throw gloves and masks on the ground.
'There' s a potentially deadly virus going around so I must protect myself'
'Right, job done. Take that everyone else'
Hiber-nation
15-07-2020, 12:48 PM
Just seen the viagra advert on the tv.
Apart from being crap, it’s a perfect example of how to ruin a perfect pop song.
As the youngsters might say, what the actual f***
There's also a Volvo ad with an angelic sounding lassie singing a piano-based slowed down Born To Be Wild. WHY???!!????
Peevemor
15-07-2020, 12:54 PM
There's also a Volvo as with an angelic sounding lassie singing a piano-based slowed down Born To Be Wild. WHY???!!????
I detest these things. You never hear the original, classic "Mad World" now, just the Gary Jules whiney versions and cover versions of Gary Jules' whiney version.
Mibbes Aye
15-07-2020, 05:44 PM
I detest these things. You never hear the original, classic "Mad World" now, just the Gary Jules whiney versions and cover versions of Gary Jules' whiney version.
:agree:
Newton Faulkner trying to cover ‘Teardrop’ by Massive Attack.
That should be classified as a hate crime and he should face the full weight of the justice system.
****.
O'Rourke3
15-07-2020, 08:17 PM
I detest these things. You never hear the original, classic "Mad World" now, just the Gary Jules whiney versions and cover versions of Gary Jules' whiney version.I prefer the GJ version. Not a huge fan of TfF but it made me realise there was a brilliant song in there. Roddy Frame did the same job on Jump.
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I detest these things. You never hear the original, classic "Mad World" now, just the Gary Jules whiney versions and cover versions of Gary Jules' whiney version.
There's very few cover versions that match or exceed the original
Peevemor
16-07-2020, 07:58 AM
There's very few cover versions that match or exceed the original
My peeve is a particular type of cover version which has become prevalent, ie. take any song, play it on the piano at a quarter of it's original tempo and sing along with an excess of emotion - often out of context with the lyrics. Artistic as f***.
Moulin Yarns
16-07-2020, 08:05 AM
There's very few cover versions that match or exceed the original
One of my all time favourite covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BBxh7C0qKc
Hibrandenburg
16-07-2020, 12:17 PM
People who take a tiny irrelevant subjective negative and use it to torpedo whole concepts. I suggested to a group of friends that we take a boat trip through Berlin and explained to them that the centre of Berlin was built at a time where the many waterways running through the city were the main means of transport and Berlin was designed to be seen from the water and the architecture makes more sense when you view it from the water. You can spend a nice sunny day meandering through the city on a restaurant boat with either an electronic tour guide or a real one to explain the different sights and folklore whilst enjoying something to eat and a nice glass of wine in good company. One pleb tried to scupper the idea by answering "nah, I don't like wine".
My peeve is a particular type of cover version which has become prevalent, ie. take any song, play it on the piano at a quarter of it's original tempo and sing along with an excess of emotion - often out of context with the lyrics. Artistic as f***.
:agree: Agreed
heretoday
18-07-2020, 10:57 AM
My peeve is a particular type of cover version which has become prevalent, ie. take any song, play it on the piano at a quarter of it's original tempo and sing along with an excess of emotion - often out of context with the lyrics. Artistic as f***.
I'm sure we've all been assaulted by the version of Born to be Wild on the Volvo ad. Natalie Taylor is the name of the dippy singer.
The people involved should all be taken out and pelted with used face masks.
Peevemor
18-07-2020, 11:02 AM
I'm sure we've all been assaulted by the version of Born to be Wild on the Volvo ad. Natalie Taylor is the name of the dippy singer.
The people involved should all be taken out and pelted with used face masks.I just looked that up, it's horrible.
"Born to be Wild" in the style of an 16 year old trainee nun (or whatever they're called).
Sudds_1
18-07-2020, 02:51 PM
There's very few cover versions that match or exceed the original
Joe cocker , little help from my friends. Mcartney said he couldnt believe how joe had turned it into a soul classic!
Moulin Yarns
18-07-2020, 03:38 PM
I just looked that up, it's horrible.
"Born to be Wild" in the style of an 16 year old trainee nun (or whatever they're called).
Now, if the trainee nun is like those in Warrior Nun then they can sing Born to be Wild Any day. 😉
CropleyWasGod
20-07-2020, 08:47 AM
I'm sure we've all been assaulted by the version of Born to be Wild on the Volvo ad. Natalie Taylor is the name of the dippy singer.
The people involved should all be taken out and pelted with used face masks.
A Pedant writes....
Born To Be Wild was originally written as a ballad. Steppenwolf rearranged it.
Caversham Green
20-07-2020, 09:01 AM
My peeve is a particular type of cover version which has become prevalent, ie. take any song, play it on the piano at a quarter of it's original tempo and sing along with an excess of emotion - often out of context with the lyrics. Artistic as f***.
Works much better when it's done the other way round....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soJBGLP7Akk
heretoday
21-07-2020, 03:29 PM
A Pedant writes....
Born To Be Wild was originally written as a ballad. Steppenwolf rearranged it.
That doesn't cut any ice with me, I'm afraid.
CropleyWasGod
21-07-2020, 05:25 PM
That doesn't cut any ice with me, I'm afraid.
Straight over my napper 😁
(I haven't seen the ad......you're wasted here)
grunt
21-07-2020, 05:48 PM
I'm sure we've all been assaulted by the version of Born to be Wild on the Volvo ad. Natalie Taylor is the name of the dippy singer. The people involved should all be taken out and pelted with used face masks.How it should sound (and look)
https://youtu.be/egMWlD3fLJ8
heretoday
22-07-2020, 03:06 PM
All these ads that keep popping up on Hibs Net nowadays.
I know it pays the bills but it's getting to be a real nuisance.
Moulin Yarns
22-07-2020, 03:07 PM
All these ads that keep popping up on Hibs Net nowadays.
I know it pays the bills but it's getting to be a real nuisance.
What ads?
Scouse Hibee
22-07-2020, 03:56 PM
Folk getting ads on here that I can’t see.
pollution
22-07-2020, 04:59 PM
All these ads that keep popping up on Hibs Net nowadays.
I know it pays the bills but it's getting to be a real nuisance.
I know it is necessary but all this screen jumping around is doing my eyes no good.
But I still love the site .
lord bunberry
22-07-2020, 07:30 PM
Folk getting ads on here that I can’t see.
I think you don’t get ads if you’re a private member. Worth £10 a year just for that.
Scouse Hibee
22-07-2020, 07:49 PM
I think you don’t get ads if you’re a private member. Worth £10 a year just for that.
Whoosh😁
lord bunberry
23-07-2020, 11:22 AM
Whoosh😁
Not for the first time mate :greengrin
pollution
23-07-2020, 11:35 AM
Not for the first time mate :greengrin
Point taken. Now a member !!
Hibrandenburg
24-07-2020, 07:57 AM
That annoying period of time between leaving school and drawing your pension.
Peevemor
24-07-2020, 08:08 AM
That annoying period of time between leaving school and drawing your pension.
Reminds me of something I once heard about adolescence being the period between infancy and adultery.
Mon Dieu4
24-07-2020, 10:17 PM
Noise, there have been a group of people in Pilrig Park since about half 3 today playing music, one of them has a full on drum kit set up in the middle of the Park (I'm not kidding) they are acting like they are at ****ing Coachella
I don't want to be that guy but it's been non stop drumming for 8 hours now and I'm about to go on a murder spree :brickwall
I'm going for a chat at midnight if it's still on the go
Noise, there have been a group of people in Pilrig Park since about half 3 today playing music, one of them has a full on drum kit set up in the middle of the Park (I'm not kidding) they are acting like they are at ****ing Coachella
I don't want to be that guy but it's been non stop drumming for 8 hours now and I'm about to go on a murder spree :brickwall
I'm going for a chat at midnight if it's still on the go
If it's still going on wee anonymous call to the polis
Scouse Hibee
24-07-2020, 10:38 PM
Noise, there have been a group of people in Pilrig Park since about half 3 today playing music, one of them has a full on drum kit set up in the middle of the Park (I'm not kidding) they are acting like they are at ****ing Coachella
I don't want to be that guy but it's been non stop drumming for 8 hours now and I'm about to go on a murder spree :brickwall
I'm going for a chat at midnight if it's still on the go
Be careful out there.
Mon Dieu4
24-07-2020, 11:45 PM
Be careful out there.
Cheers buddy, thankfully it's stopped, id have looked a mad man walking out into a park at midnight in shorts and tshirt to get my arse handed to me by 30 folk haha
EH6 Hibby
26-07-2020, 12:17 PM
Noise, there have been a group of people in Pilrig Park since about half 3 today playing music, one of them has a full on drum kit set up in the middle of the Park (I'm not kidding) they are acting like they are at ****ing Coachella
I don't want to be that guy but it's been non stop drumming for 8 hours now and I'm about to go on a murder spree :brickwall
I'm going for a chat at midnight if it's still on the go
My street has been a total nightmare for noise recently. First of all I have one of those Council basketball/football hybrids outside my bedroom window. No exaggeration when I say I get woken up regularly at 6am by some weirdo who thinks it’s acceptable to bounce a ball that sounds like it’s made of concrete outside peoples windows at that time of the morning. It also goes on all day, and in summer regularly goes on until midnight. Just a constant, doomf doomf doomf, made 100 times worse if you have misophonia.
Next we have Dawson the mad drunk, who passes by at least once, usually twice a day, shouting at the top of his voice. It usually takes him a 45 minutes a time to make it from the top of the street to the bottom. Double that if anyone talks to him.
Then there’s the couple over the road who always have their windows wide open who have unbelievably loud arguments several times a day, I’m working from home and have had to apologise to people I’m speaking to on the phone because they can hear them, that’s with my windows closed.
Last night someone was having a party opposite and some woman was sat at the window shrieking like a banshee for about 6 hours. She wasn’t arguing, just shouting at the top of her voice non stop. I was ready to go and knock her out.
My street has been a total nightmare for noise recently. First of all I have one of those Council basketball/football hybrids outside my bedroom window. No exaggeration when I say I get woken up regularly at 6am by some weirdo who thinks it’s acceptable to bounce a ball that sounds like it’s made of concrete outside peoples windows at that time of the morning. It also goes on all day, and in summer regularly goes on until midnight. Just a constant, doomf doomf doomf, made 100 times worse if you have misophonia.
Next we have Dawson the mad drunk, who passes by at least once, usually twice a day, shouting at the top of his voice. It usually takes him a 45 minutes a time to make it from the top of the street to the bottom. Double that if anyone talks to him.
Then there’s the couple over the road who always have their windows wide open who have unbelievably loud arguments several times a day, I’m working from home and have had to apologise to people I’m speaking to on the phone because they can hear them, that’s with my windows closed.
Last night someone was having a party opposite and some woman was sat at the window shrieking like a banshee for about 6 hours. She wasn’t arguing, just shouting at the top of her voice non stop. I was ready to go and knock her out.
That sounds horrendous! I had a couple of flats before were the person below thought it was acceptable to blast techno music (why is it always techno music!?) at any time night or day. Was absolutely brutal always on edge waiting for the next session. Hence why I am now living in a detached and would never go back to a flat ever!
Jakhog1
28-07-2020, 10:21 AM
That sounds horrendous! I had a couple of flats before were the person below thought it was acceptable to blast techno music (why is it always techno music!?) at any time night or day. Was absolutely brutal always on edge waiting for the next session. Hence why I am now living in a detached and would never go back to a flat ever!
We were in the same boat, we had months of noise above us when we were in a flat, parties almost every weekend, arguments, banging on our door, our son was born that year and I kid you not we got more peace and quiet from a baby, was finding drug paraphernalia in the stair, people pissing everywhere, complained to letting agency and they were useless,got to the stage where I was getting tooled up, luckily my wife calmed me down, no way would I ever move back to a flat, it is now night and day, last few years we have been in our house has been bliss.
We were in the same boat, we had months of noise above us when we were in a flat, parties almost every weekend, arguments, banging on our door, our son was born that year and I kid you not we got more peace and quiet from a baby, was finding drug paraphernalia in the stair, people pissing everywhere, complained to letting agency and they were useless,got to the stage where I was getting tooled up, luckily my wife calmed me down, no way would I ever move back to a flat, it is now night and day, last few years we have been in our house has been bliss.
I was the same. I am too quiet and not hard enough 😆 to go knocking on peoples doors to sort it out which is what should have been required. Anxiety was through the roof. Horrible feeling not wanting to go back to your house incase the next deck session/party had started.
Jakhog1
28-07-2020, 10:47 AM
I was the same. I am too quiet and not hard enough 😆 to go knocking on peoples doors to sort it out which is what should have been required. Anxiety was through the roof. Horrible feeling not wanting to go back to your house incase the next deck session/party had started.
That's the thing I'm not a confrontational person at all, I guess my limits were pushed that day, horrible feeling as you say, used to dread when I would see groups of people coming into stair, I should thank them really as if it wasn't for them we might have stayed.
Scouse Hibee
28-07-2020, 12:20 PM
Had the same issues, had been there for twenty years, was a cracking block when we bought it and all were owner occupied. As people got older and their relatives inherited them we ended up with only four of us in a block of twelve that owned them. We had some good tenants in the block who treated it as their own, it was a well kept block inside and out with private gardens tended by a gardener. It didn’t take long for a few **** tenants to bring it down. Had plenty of words and police involved, solved a few issues myself with a threat of violence (not good I know) but in the end the missus was at her wits end so we sold up, best thing ever.
weecounty hibby
28-07-2020, 09:14 PM
Drivers who overtake you in the absolute pissing rain and then pull back in right in front of you covering your windscreen in spray making it difficult to see. Just keep in the outside lane for nother couple of hundred metres ya bell ends.
Moulin Yarns
28-07-2020, 09:20 PM
That sounds horrendous! I had a couple of flats before were the person below thought it was acceptable to blast techno music (why is it always techno music!?) at any time night or day. Was absolutely brutal always on edge waiting for the next session. Hence why I am now living in a detached and would never go back to a flat ever!
I had a nasty neighbour next door who tried to intimidate me by playing loud techno music. He had a window that opened into my garden, he opened it turned the music up then went out. The window had secondary double glazing and he had opened both top sashes. My garden needed watering, you can guess the rest. 😁
heretoday
29-07-2020, 07:17 AM
Loud music is the worst kind of stress if you live in a tenement stair. The noise of a washing machine or vacuum is bearable because at least you know it's going to stop soon.
But music can last for hours, and the really annoying thing is that it's being done for their pleasure.
In my forty years experience of tenement life from Abbeyhill to Corstorphine, the only solution is to try and make friendly contact with the perps and eventually suggest that their music is too loud.
"Oh ah didny ken ah wiz disturbin' ye!"
Before I met my wife, I bought a flat, in a block that some were owned and some still council. was told the usual 'neighbours are all lovely' chat, which was true for some of them, couple of nice ones.
Next door on one side was a couple where the wife was into drugs, and her brother would arrive at any time of the day, and stand outside and shout her name until she'd either answer or he'd finally give up because she was out. For some reason he'd never try to door buzzer/intercom. Whilst i never saw anything violent from him, he was a big bloke, and often used to tailgate people into the building (not me tbf), which would be intimidating for some of the single women he'd follow in the door.
Then there was the family above me, where the parents would disappear every weekend leaving 2 teenage kids, who would have a party from Friday night to Monday morning (my now wife ended up phoning to police at 4:30am on a Monday morning once).
And the jakey on the ground floor, and his mate, who used to sit drinking in the street, winding their dog up and let it run wild in the street, and ended up fighting another jakey with knives in the middle of the road.
Other people using our communal bins as an easy dump (especially the recycling one, so our bin would often not get emptied because someone had dumped their regular rubbish in it). You'd regularly see debt collectors trying to get in, and often accosting you at the door trying to find out if you were the person they were looking for, rubbish launched off of balconies, deliveries were always a pain because they couldn't get into the building, the communal areas used to be well kept by the council but that was severely cut back on, then trying to blame and charge owners for issues with drainage issues in the communal area.
I worked backshift at the time, and it got to the stage where I was telling my wife to not go out or take the dog out when she went home, and that I would do it when I got in as I genuinely feared for her safety.
Wembley67
29-07-2020, 06:37 PM
Before I met my wife, I bought a flat, in a block that some were owned and some still council. was told the usual 'neighbours are all lovely' chat, which was true for some of them, couple of nice ones.
Next door on one side was a couple where the wife was into drugs, and her brother would arrive at any time of the day, and stand outside and shout her name until she'd either answer or he'd finally give up because she was out. For some reason he'd never try to door buzzer/intercom. Whilst i never saw anything violent from him, he was a big bloke, and often used to tailgate people into the building (not me tbf), which would be intimidating for some of the single women he'd follow in the door.
Then there was the family above me, where the parents would disappear every weekend leaving 2 teenage kids, who would have a party from Friday night to Monday morning (my now wife ended up phoning to police at 4:30am on a Monday morning once).
And the jakey on the ground floor, and his mate, who used to sit drinking in the street, winding their dog up and let it run wild in the street, and ended up fighting another jakey with knives in the middle of the road.
Other people using our communal bins as an easy dump (especially the recycling one, so our bin would often not get emptied because someone had dumped their regular rubbish in it). You'd regularly see debt collectors trying to get in, and often accosting you at the door trying to find out if you were the person they were looking for, rubbish launched off of balconies, deliveries were always a pain because they couldn't get into the building, the communal areas used to be well kept by the council but that was severely cut back on, then trying to blame and charge owners for issues with drainage issues in the communal area.
I worked backshift at the time, and it got to the stage where I was telling my wife to not go out or take the dog out when she went home, and that I would do it when I got in as I genuinely feared for her safety.
WTF did you stay???
WTF did you stay???
I'm assuming the 'W' is for 'where' in this case :greengrin
It was a block of flats in Bathgate. To be fair, there was some nice people staying there as well, but most of them moved away over time as well. Some of the zoomers had been moved on or arrested also.
Onceinawhile
30-07-2020, 12:11 PM
I'm assuming the 'W' is for 'where' in this case :greengrin
It was a block of flats in Bathgate. To be fair, there was some nice people staying there as well, but most of them moved away over time as well. Some of the zoomers had been moved on or arrested also.
Boghall by any chance?
Boghall by any chance?
It wasn't actually (although decent guess)
overdrive
31-07-2020, 01:32 AM
My peeve is a particular type of cover version which has become prevalent, ie. take any song, play it on the piano at a quarter of it's original tempo and sing along with an excess of emotion - often out of context with the lyrics. Artistic as f***.
500 Miles... Viagra over the counter edit featuring crap animation!
CloudSquall
31-07-2020, 05:06 AM
I lived in the Netherlands for 5 years and had constant issues with neighbour noise.
First place was a ground floor flat with F all insulation between the ceiling and the flat above that was occupied by a family with 3 kids, 2nd place was surrounded by DIY Dans who were non stop drilling in the shared walls for 3 years.
As someone that always thinks about neighbours before making any sort of significant noise, sometimes it's not the noise itself that pisses me off, it's the "I'm doing whatever the F I want and F everyone else" mentality of some people that induces the rage.
Didn't realise the full affect it had on my mental health until I moved to a detached house and saw how much calmer and relaxed I was.
Peanut Shaz
31-07-2020, 08:28 PM
500 Miles... Viagra over the counter edit featuring crap animation!
I know the female who acted the character for the animation.
Pretty Boy
02-08-2020, 08:05 AM
I've posted about this before but since Covid restrictions were eased it has become so much worse.
Absolute tramps who think it's OK to destroy the countryside for their own enjoyment. I was walking up Ben Vorlich and Stuc a'Chroin yesterday. Arrived on the south shore of Loch Earn about 6.30 as I wanted to avoid the crowds later in the day. The place was like a bomb had hit it. People camping on the shore with disposable barbecues everywhere, techno music blaring, rubbish floating in the Loch, live trees hacked at for firewood and cars parked in passing places on the single track road. To top it all there was a guy absolutely off his face leaning against a Transit van pissing in the middle of the road. It wasn't as if the perpetrators were exclusively teenagers either. There were families and a group of guys who looked like they were at least in their 40s.
I went my walk and when I got back to the car the tents were gone but the rubbish remained. People really need to be taught the concept of 'leave no trace' and be punished if they don't adhere to it.
matty_f
03-08-2020, 02:30 PM
I've posted about this before but since Covid restrictions were eased it has become so much worse.
Absolute tramps who think it's OK to destroy the countryside for their own enjoyment. I was walking up Ben Vorlich and Stuc a'Chroin yesterday. Arrived on the south shore of Loch Earn about 6.30 as I wanted to avoid the crowds later in the day. The place was like a bomb had hit it. People camping on the shore with disposable barbecues everywhere, techno music blaring, rubbish floating in the Loch, live trees hacked at for firewood and cars parked in passing places on the single track road. To top it all there was a guy absolutely off his face leaning against a Transit van pissing in the middle of the road. It wasn't as if the perpetrators were exclusively teenagers either. There were families and a group of guys who looked like they were at least in their 40s.
I went my walk and when I got back to the car the tents were gone but the rubbish remained. People really need to be taught the concept of 'leave no trace' and be punished if they don't adhere to it.
Selfish folk are the worst. :agree:
HUTCHYHIBBY
03-08-2020, 02:46 PM
I've posted about this before but since Covid restrictions were eased it has become so much worse.
Absolute tramps who think it's OK to destroy the countryside for their own enjoyment. I was walking up Ben Vorlich and Stuc a'Chroin yesterday. Arrived on the south shore of Loch Earn about 6.30 as I wanted to avoid the crowds later in the day. The place was like a bomb had hit it. People camping on the shore with disposable barbecues everywhere, techno music blaring, rubbish floating in the Loch, live trees hacked at for firewood and cars parked in passing places on the single track road. To top it all there was a guy absolutely off his face leaning against a Transit van pissing in the middle of the road. It wasn't as if the perpetrators were exclusively teenagers either. There were families and a group of guys who looked like they were at least in their 40s.
I went my walk and when I got back to the car the tents were gone but the rubbish remained. People really need to be taught the concept of 'leave no trace' and be punished if they don't adhere to it.
I've spent a lot of time out and about during lockdown and we make sure we leave wherever we've been as tidy as possible, there are certainly plenty of absolute rodents going about though. 😤
easty
03-08-2020, 11:18 PM
Jaggy pillows.
I dunno why they exist, a pillow to rest your head on, filled with feathers with pointy ends that dig into your face and head.
Danderhall Hibs
04-08-2020, 08:35 AM
Folk using i.e. when it should be e.g. (and vice-versa).
lapsedhibee
04-08-2020, 10:14 AM
Unnecessary punctuation, eg m.p.h. instead of mph.
sleeping giant
10-08-2020, 05:37 PM
When someone in the passenger seat starts rummaging around in their handbag blocking the view in the wing mirror.
Absolutley drives me nuts.
When someone in the passenger seat starts rummaging around in their handbag blocking the view in the wing mirror.
Absolutley drives me nuts.
or at a T-junction and you’re trying to look left :furious:
speedy_gonzales
10-08-2020, 06:06 PM
or at a T-junction and you’re trying to look left :furious:
Or when the passenger looks left as you approach the junction and confidently states "CLEAR" when it is anything but.
Cunny Funts!
hibee_girl
10-08-2020, 06:10 PM
or at a T-junction and you’re trying to look left :furious:
My Grandad does this when I’m driving, he thinks he’s helping by looking out for me but he’s really just getting in my way! 🙈
Scouse Hibee
10-08-2020, 06:17 PM
When people don’t use the driving pet peeves thread.
grunt
10-08-2020, 07:48 PM
Folk using i.e. when it should be e.g. (and vice-versa).
Folk putting hyphens between words unnecessarily.
degenerated
10-08-2020, 10:07 PM
Here's a whole lisd of examples set to music, difficult to disagree with most of them.
https://youtu.be/E3IUXJbXbe0
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Watching a quiz show (her choice) and she randomly talks over the questions!! Then asks me what the question was.... I now leave the room when that chase thing is on!!!
Lock down is over luv, 'time to go home' hints are flying about..
heretoday
11-08-2020, 03:29 PM
Watching a quiz show (her choice) and she randomly talks over the questions!! Then asks me what the question was.... I now leave the room when that chase thing is on!!!
Lock down is over luv, 'time to go home' hints are flying about..
Exactly. I demand absolute silence while a quiz show is on. After all, I don't chatter away when Coronation St is on or some of the other rubbish. I leave the room in fact.
pollution
11-08-2020, 04:42 PM
Exactly. I demand absolute silence while a quiz show is on. After all, I don't chatter away when Coronation St is on or some of the other rubbish. I leave the room in fact.
As an aside, in the 88th minute of the Scottish Cup Final in 2016 my wife asked me to help her hang up the washing
on the clothes line. Fortunately I said no, cue strop.
heretoday
12-08-2020, 07:40 PM
As an aside, in the 88th minute of the Scottish Cup Final in 2016 my wife asked me to help her hang up the washing
on the clothes line. Fortunately I said no, cue strop.
She was testing you. They're always at it. Still - they're good with the kids.
Hiber-nation
14-08-2020, 07:47 AM
Tradesmen who do a good job then text you after you've paid to ask you to give them a 5 star review. Sorry pal, you've just talked your way out of one.
Scouse Hibee
14-08-2020, 01:18 PM
Tradesmen who do a good job then text you after you've paid to ask you to give them a 5 star review. Sorry pal, you've just talked your way out of one.
Don’t see a problem with a tradesman asking you to leave a review, they shouldn’t be telling you how to rate them though.
Hibrandenburg
14-08-2020, 01:21 PM
Don’t see a problem with a tradesman asking you to leave a review, they shouldn’t be telling you how to rate them though.
Same here, praise where it's due.
Peevemor
14-08-2020, 02:14 PM
Don’t see a problem with a tradesman asking you to leave a review, they shouldn’t be telling you how to rate them though.Correct. If I'm pleased/impressed with work that's been done for me I always make a point of telling the person's boss. Internet reviews are really important now as it's the first place that most people look for reviews.
Pretty Boy
14-08-2020, 02:49 PM
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle or top of the tube.
Squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go. It's not rocket science.
weecounty hibby
14-08-2020, 02:58 PM
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle or top of the tube.
Squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go. It's not rocket science.
I posted that pages ago and agree with you 100%. Total savages if you can't use toothpaste properly. I am the only one in the house who manages to do that correctly and it drives me nuts
Pretty Boy
14-08-2020, 03:15 PM
I posted that pages ago and agree with you 100%. Total savages if you can't use toothpaste properly. I am the only one in the house who manages to do that correctly and it drives me nuts
Same as my household. It ends up as an argument almost every morning. I'm 99.9% sure it is done solely to wind me up now.
Mon Dieu4
14-08-2020, 03:24 PM
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle or top of the tube.
Squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go. It's not rocket science.
That and people who cut cheese with what looks like a combine harvester, it's a square or rectangle block, you have a straight knife, just cut down
Scouse Hibee
14-08-2020, 03:52 PM
That and people who cut cheese with what looks like a combine harvester, it's a square or rectangle block, you have a straight knife, just cut down
I have a similar moan about bread, we have a cracking knife that I can cut slice after slice perfectly on a nice uncut loaf. Then I go to it after the wife has cut a piece, looks like she used a chainsaw and I end up left with a wedge shaped slice after straightening it up again.
Rocky
14-08-2020, 04:29 PM
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle or top of the tube.
Squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go. It's not rocket science.
But then you have to flatten it every time, maybe 50 times per tube? Just do it when it's nearly finished and you only have to do it half a dozen times.
Scouse Hibee
14-08-2020, 04:44 PM
But then you have to flatten it every time, maybe 50 times per tube? Just do it when it's nearly finished and you only have to do it half a dozen times.
Just put a tube squeezer or roller key on the tube, folk soon get used to using it.
Hiber-nation
14-08-2020, 07:11 PM
Don’t see a problem with a tradesman asking you to leave a review, they shouldn’t be telling you how to rate them though.
Absolutely, leave a review but leave a 5 star review is leaving themselves open to getting done by trusted traders or whoever it was.
danhibees1875
14-08-2020, 07:26 PM
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle or top of the tube.
Squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go. It's not rocket science.
From the very start?
Surely you just squeeze as you please until it gets towards the end and then you start flattening/folding the bottom. :dunno:
RyeSloan
14-08-2020, 09:36 PM
Same as my household. It ends up as an argument almost every morning. I'm 99.9% sure it is done solely to wind me up now.
I dunno...I kind of enjoy fattening out the tube after the ‘squeeze as you please’ brigade have had their way. I find it oddly satisfying putting a tiny bit of order back in the world each day [emoji23]
heretoday
14-08-2020, 10:35 PM
Same as my household. It ends up as an argument almost every morning. I'm 99.9% sure it is done solely to wind me up now.
I would just take the toothpaste and throw it out of the window. When their teeth start to rot, they'll realise the error of their ways.
O'Rourke3
15-08-2020, 09:46 PM
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle or top of the tube.
Squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go. It's not rocket science.TBF this was an issue with the older metalic tubes but not with the current ones. This from someone who squeezes from the bottom so I gt it.....
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Hibrandenburg
17-08-2020, 08:01 AM
Probably been mentioned already but personal hygiene. Was stood in line at the baker this morning and the person in front of me stank like Satan's armpit. I was at least 1.5m away and wearing a mask but their body odour was so strong that I had to hold my breath.
Jones28
17-08-2020, 12:45 PM
Listening to talk radio a lot at the moment - mostly LBC - and the exam scandal is deservedly top of the bill. However the students that are phoning are speaking like American YouTube stars. Really really annoying.
CloudSquall
17-08-2020, 03:25 PM
People who refuse to move an inch in either direction when you are walking in opposite directions on a pavement and about to cross each other.
One person to the left, one to the right, it's not rocket science.
Instead of essentially turning sideways to avoid body contact I now tense up my arm for a nice elbow slam if I sense the prick thinks that the entire pavement is his/hers.
overdrive
18-08-2020, 10:45 AM
That and people who cut cheese with what looks like a combine harvester, it's a square or rectangle block, you have a straight knife, just cut down
Oh yes! I’d forgotten how annoying that was when my ex-wife did it. Her parents did it too which amazed me given her dad had mild OCD.
Peevemor
18-08-2020, 11:34 AM
That and people who cut cheese with what looks like a combine harvester, it's a square or rectangle block, you have a straight knife, just cut downIn saying that, it's good when you cut the offending piece off leaving everything in order.
Hibee87
18-08-2020, 03:41 PM
Accidentally putting too much water in your naked noodles.
lapsedhibee
18-08-2020, 04:36 PM
In saying that, it's good when you cut the offending piece off leaving everything in order.
Is it still edible, that misshapen bit, or do you have to throw it away?
Peevemor
18-08-2020, 04:39 PM
Is it still edible, that misshapen bit, or do you have to throw it away?I'll eat it no problem. I'm not really that bothered by people butchering a piece of cheese, but I do like restoring order.
Leaving traces of other foodstuffs (eg. butter) on cheese - that's a different story...
lapsedhibee
18-08-2020, 04:46 PM
I'll eat it no problem. I'm not really that bothered by people butchering a piece of cheese, but I do like restoring order.
A lot of that butchering stems from government irresponsibility, allowing cheese to be sold by weight. If Trading Standards and that insisted it be sold by dimensions, W x H x D, like fridges, it would quickly eliminate sloppy dividing habits on foodstore shelves and eventually in the home too.
Hibrandenburg
20-08-2020, 10:25 PM
People having arguments on their mobile phones. At least put it on loudspeaker so I know whose side to take.
Onceinawhile
22-08-2020, 01:17 PM
People who refuse to move an inch in either direction when you are walking in opposite directions on a pavement and about to cross each other.
One person to the left, one to the right, it's not rocket science.
Instead of essentially turning sideways to avoid body contact I now tense up my arm for a nice elbow slam if I sense the prick thinks that the entire pavement is his/hers.
If one person goes left and the other goes right, they'll bump into each other no?
Bangkok Hibby
22-08-2020, 01:26 PM
People who refuse to move an inch in either direction when you are walking in opposite directions on a pavement and about to cross each other.
One person to the left, one to the right, it's not rocket science.
Instead of essentially turning sideways to avoid body contact I now tense up my arm for a nice elbow slam if I sense the prick thinks that the entire pavement is his/hers.
Absolutely this and I'll expand it to people who just don't know how to be pedestrians! Don't suddenly stop in the middle of a busy street to answer your phone. Fill a space only if nobody else is going there first. Walk in a straight bloody line! Don't press the pedestrian crossing button if no traffic is coming, just cross then you won't hold up the traffic. Tourists will always be allowed a little leeway from my inner wrath, but locals? :grr:
Scouse Hibee
22-08-2020, 02:50 PM
If one person goes left and the other goes right, they'll bump into each other no?
😂
Danderhall Hibs
22-08-2020, 03:13 PM
If one person goes left and the other goes right, they'll bump into each other no?
:hilarious
On this though I hate it when I apologise and move and the other person doesn’t acknowledge me when I’m actual fact I wasn’t at fault anyway.
Scouse Hibee
23-08-2020, 07:15 PM
A bar person putting ice in a drink without asking and then thinking that removing the ice is okay and still serving you the same drink.
A bar person putting ice in a drink without asking and then thinking that removing the ice is okay and still serving you the same drink.
:agree:
or asking if you want ice, when you say no thanks, but get a drink with ice anyway
HUTCHYHIBBY
24-08-2020, 10:28 AM
Ordering a short at the bar and ending up with half a pint of coke with some vodka in it.
Future17
24-08-2020, 05:33 PM
Ordering a short at the bar and ending up with half a pint of coke with some vodka in it.
I'll second that. Probably started happening when bars started using "trendy" larger glasses.
Scouse Hibee
24-08-2020, 05:45 PM
Ordering a short at the bar and ending up with half a pint of coke with some vodka in it.
Agreed, bar staff seem to have forgotten that the mixer is an accompaniment to the spirit not the other way around. On a similar theme when I have selected a gin and the bar person puts post mix crap tonic into it rather than offering me a bottle. Have refused several gin and tonics because of this.
CloudSquall
25-08-2020, 06:01 PM
If one person goes left and the other goes right, they'll bump into each other no?
Maybe that's what's causing my problems :greengrin
weecounty hibby
28-08-2020, 05:43 PM
Modren, just heard a presenter on tv say modren instead of modern. I hate that, also see libry, instead of library, febry or febury instead of February, plice instead of police and many others!! Do I just need to get out more?
pollution
28-08-2020, 05:50 PM
Online menus with no prices !
overdrive
28-08-2020, 06:38 PM
Restaurants that fire out the food ridiculously quickly.
In a place in Windemere last night where they asked if we wanted a pre dinner drink whilst we decided what we wanted. Our gins came, we ordered the food and wine to have with the food and then the starters came out within 5 minutes. We were still on the gins so we drank them quickly to get onto the wine. Mains followed within 5 minutes of the starters being finished. The meal was over within 35 minutes. The place was quite nice as well.
The same thing happened to us recently in Edinburgh too.
Bangkok Hibby
28-08-2020, 06:53 PM
Restaurants that fire out the food ridiculously quickly.
In a place in Windemere last night where they asked if we wanted a pre dinner drink whilst we decided what we wanted. Our gins came, we ordered the food and wine to have with the food and then the starters came out within 5 minutes. We were still on the gins so we drank them quickly to get onto the wine. Mains followed within 5 minutes of the starters being finished. The meal was over within 35 minutes. The place was quite nice as well.
The same thing happened to us recently in Edinburgh too.
That is a bit quick. It's the opposite for me though, I hate slow service. I won't go back.
Moulin Yarns
28-08-2020, 09:04 PM
Restaurants that fire out the food ridiculously quickly.
In a place in Windemere last night where they asked if we wanted a pre dinner drink whilst we decided what we wanted. Our gins came, we ordered the food and wine to have with the food and then the starters came out within 5 minutes. We were still on the gins so we drank them quickly to get onto the wine. Mains followed within 5 minutes of the starters being finished. The meal was over within 35 minutes. The place was quite nice as well.
The same thing happened to us recently in Edinburgh too.
Don't take my word for it but I understand restaurant food is cooked in a sous vide which keeps food in optimum condition so can be served quickly.
Scouse Hibee
29-08-2020, 12:13 AM
Don't take my word for it but I understand restaurant food is cooked in a sous vide which keeps food in optimum condition so can be served quickly.
Certainly not typical of most restaurants. Sous vide the modern word for cook “boil”” in the bag.
Mibbes Aye
29-08-2020, 01:07 AM
Certainly not typical of most restaurants. Sous vide the modern word for cook “boil”” in the bag.
Yeah, sous vide is a technique that might work at home depending on the dish but I struggle to see how you do it with a lot of covers in a short window.
pollution
29-08-2020, 11:38 AM
Don't take my word for it but I understand restaurant food is cooked in a sous vide which keeps food in optimum condition so can be served quickly.
Not sure about that.
In my experience sous vide was a rarity, some chefs decrying it is for cooks who can't cook !
Moulin Yarns
29-08-2020, 12:04 PM
Not sure about that.
In my experience sous vide was a rarity, some chefs decrying it is for cooks who can't cook !
For all the people pointing this out, my thoughts came about from a crime novel with a 3 Michelin star restaurant where a sous vide was integral to the murder plot. I guess they are only used when disposal of a body is required. 😁
grunt
29-08-2020, 03:09 PM
... I understand restaurant food is cooked in a sous vide ...
Sous vide the modern word for cook “boil”” in the bag.
Yeah, sous vide is a technique that might work at home depending on the dish ...
In my experience sous vide was a rarity ...
... a crime novel with a 3 Michelin star restaurant where a sous vide was integral to the murder plot.
Back on topic, people talking about something I've never heard of, as though it is something everyone should know about.
Moulin Yarns
29-08-2020, 03:24 PM
Back on topic, people talking about something I've never heard of, as though it is something everyone should know about.
I know, sorry. I remember someone talking about an asp when they were really meaning an A.S.P.* and I had visions of someone defending themselves with a venoumous snake (which isn't that bad an idea right enough)
*A.S.P. is a brand name for an extendable baton
danhibees1875
31-08-2020, 10:46 AM
A .net related peeve of mine. People pointing out what would in all likelihood have been 2 different people providing 2 different opinions, and claiming it as some sort of hibs.net hypocrisy as if .net was some homogeneous blob that should have a singular opinion.
I don't get it... :confused:
Just_Jimmy
31-08-2020, 08:56 PM
A .net related peeve of mine. People pointing out what would in all likelihood have been 2 different people providing 2 different opinions, and claiming it as some sort of hibs.net hypocrisy as if .net was some homogeneous blob that should have a singular opinion.
I don't get it... :confused:In all honesty mate, I'm getting a bit fed up with the board in general. I'm not a Pm atm so maybe that would be better but the main board is tragic at times.
It's just smart ***** who never post sniping. Whilst there's loads of excellent posters and posts, talking Hibs with some of those on the main board is just not fun. It's so reactionary. I don't really enjoy reading a lot of the stuff anymore. Maybe it's just me.
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heretoday
31-08-2020, 11:31 PM
I know, sorry. I remember someone talking about an asp when they were really meaning an A.S.P.* and I had visions of someone defending themselves with a venoumous snake (which isn't that bad an idea right enough)
*A.S.P. is a brand name for an extendable baton
Even Hitler feared the green mambas.
Hiber-nation
01-09-2020, 09:16 AM
In all honesty mate, I'm getting a bit fed up with the board in general. I'm not a Pm atm so maybe that would be better but the main board is tragic at times.
It's just smart ***** who never post sniping. Whilst there's loads of excellent posters and posts, talking Hibs with some of those on the main board is just not fun. It's so reactionary. I don't really enjoy reading a lot of the stuff anymore. Maybe it's just me.
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Yep, when a couple of posters in particular are engaging in their form of "debate" on a thread then there's no point in trying really. Some folk are just so dogmatic (to put it very kindly). I don't know if it's to make up for their lack of a life outside .net or whether that's their actual character. Does my head in.
easty
04-09-2020, 08:05 AM
Amanda Holden. Pain in the arse.
pollution
04-09-2020, 11:20 AM
The misuse of the word " incredible ". Sometimes it truly is.
Future17
08-09-2020, 09:31 AM
Threads during and after Scotland games.
overdrive
09-09-2020, 09:22 AM
The working from home equivalent of the Full Kit (W)Banker... turns out in full suit, shirt and tie on video calls. There’s one guy who didn’t wear that sort of stuff pre-lockdown but for some reason does now.
On the other end of the scale, those that have gone full on hobo during lockdown. There’s someone very senior who was immaculately turned out previously who now goes on video calls wearing a black hoodie with stains and rips in it.
Pretty Boy
09-09-2020, 01:06 PM
Scottish people, although I'm sure it occurs elsewhere but doesn't annoy me as much, who mistake typing the way they talk for actual humour. The below from Twitter the other day is a good example:
'Am a pure wind up merchant to ma pals two of them were arguing balls deep in a sesh and a says to peel “ross says he’s been pumping your sister” and he dived up to go for him and a shouted “peel you’ve no even got a sister” and he went aw aye and sat doon😂😂'
804 retweets and over 13000 likes for a story that is about as funny as a dose of crabs.
Moulin Yarns
09-09-2020, 01:13 PM
Scottish people, although I'm sure it occurs elsewhere but doesn't annoy me as much, who mistake typing the way they talk for actual humour. The below from Twitter the other day is a good example:
'Am a pure wind up merchant to ma pals two of them were arguing balls deep in a sesh and a says to peel “ross says he’s been pumping your sister” and he dived up to go for him and a shouted “peel you’ve no even got a sister” and he went aw aye and sat doon😂😂'
804 retweets and over 13000 likes for a story that is about as funny as a dose of crabs.
Did he get the crabs from the sister? :wink:
SaulGoodman
09-09-2020, 01:32 PM
My lovely morning drive to work, and the drive home, being ruined by the overwhelming smell of pig **** invading my nostrils.
Moulin Yarns
09-09-2020, 02:05 PM
My lovely morning drive to work, and the drive home, being ruined by the overwhelming smell of pig **** invading my nostrils.
:rules:
There's a separate Driving pet peeves thread :wink:
Northernhibee
09-09-2020, 02:58 PM
Restaurants that fire out the food ridiculously quickly.
In a place in Windemere last night where they asked if we wanted a pre dinner drink whilst we decided what we wanted. Our gins came, we ordered the food and wine to have with the food and then the starters came out within 5 minutes. We were still on the gins so we drank them quickly to get onto the wine. Mains followed within 5 minutes of the starters being finished. The meal was over within 35 minutes. The place was quite nice as well.
The same thing happened to us recently in Edinburgh too.
I hate that, it just makes me think it's pre-prepared and either microwaved or deep fat fried. I like a bit of time to sit, look forward to my food coming out, chat and enjoy life. My time at work is fast paced and busy, I like my down time to be more relaxed and easy to enjoy.
Just Alf
25-09-2020, 12:50 PM
Going to the loo in the pub and spitting in the urinal.
Then realising you're still wearing your face mask :-(
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Mon Dieu4
25-09-2020, 02:35 PM
When you have a packet of wraps and you take them out the packet but they won't peel apart, you end up with 1 and a half combined and another totally ruined one
Hiber-nation
25-09-2020, 04:36 PM
Going to the loo in the pub and spitting in the urinal.
The realising you're still wearing your face mask :-(
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Hahaha....I did that last week :greengrin
speedy_gonzales
25-09-2020, 08:04 PM
When you have a packet of wraps and you take them out the packet but they won't peel apart, you end up with 1 and a half combined and another totally ruined one
We're not talking recreational drugs here, are we?
Mon Dieu4
26-09-2020, 07:32 AM
We're not talking recreational drugs here, are we?
Unfortunately not haha
Hibrandenburg
26-09-2020, 08:25 AM
Going to the loo in the pub and spitting in the urinal.
The realising you're still wearing your face mask :-(
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I sneezed in mine. It's only at that point you realise just how much gunk a single sneeze jettisons into the air.
Just Alf
26-09-2020, 08:32 AM
I sneezed in mine. It's only at that point you realise just how much gunk a single sneeze jettisons into the air.Urgh!
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matty_f
26-09-2020, 09:29 AM
When you have a packet of wraps and you take them out the packet but they won't peel apart, you end up with 1 and a half combined and another totally ruined one
Had that last weekend, every single one was ruined. I was not impressed - good peeve. :agree:
Pretty Boy
27-09-2020, 07:36 PM
People on Twitter posting videos and photos of crowds at the top of Snowdon complaining about it. You are quite literally a part of that crowd you moron.
Additional seethe when they go on to state 'there are sooooo many quieter places you could go'. Well why didn't you go there if you hate the crowds so much you attention seeking bellend?
I like the solitude when I am out in the hills. If I choose to go up Ben Nevis on a Saturday in summer then I know I'm not going to get that.
matty_f
28-09-2020, 01:24 PM
The divisive nature of everything these days, everything is polarised, as soon as people disagree on one thing then they seem to be at odds with each other on everything. There's a whole load of people now who can't or won't see the nuance in arguments or points.
People that ignore truth and evidence ("people have had enough of experts") and feel that because they're entitled to their opinion it doesn't matter that they're demonstrably wrong. Like they could decided 2+2 equals 5 and just because you don't like it doesn't mean they can't share it, and worse than those people, are the ones that pick that up and run with it and hound people who tell them they're wrong.
Mon Dieu4
28-09-2020, 02:19 PM
The divisive nature of everything these days, everything is polarised, as soon as people disagree on one thing then they seem to be at odds with each other on everything. There's a whole load of people now who can't or won't see the nuance in arguments or points.
People that ignore truth and evidence ("people have had enough of experts") and feel that because they're entitled to their opinion it doesn't matter that they're demonstrably wrong. Like they could decided 2+2 equals 5 and just because you don't like it doesn't mean they can't share it, and worse than those people, are the ones that pick that up and run with it and hound people who tell them they're wrong.
Things are a team sport these days, you back your team and the other is always always wrong, it's ****ing mental online
Pretty Boy
28-09-2020, 02:34 PM
The divisive nature of everything these days, everything is polarised, as soon as people disagree on one thing then they seem to be at odds with each other on everything. There's a whole load of people now who can't or won't see the nuance in arguments or points.
People that ignore truth and evidence ("people have had enough of experts") and feel that because they're entitled to their opinion it doesn't matter that they're demonstrably wrong. Like they could decided 2+2 equals 5 and just because you don't like it doesn't mean they can't share it, and worse than those people, are the ones that pick that up and run with it and hound people who tell them they're wrong.
I think part of the problem with something like coronavirus I think it's all so new and there is still very little consensus among scientists. There are various theories and hypothesis about how it will play out. An expert can be found to fit a hell of a lot of viewpoints. The same can be said of Brexit, the other hot topic of the day. I've referenced it before but the scene in the Thick of It when a bollocking is issued for 'choosing the wrong expert' could have been written with the last couple of years in mind.
matty_f
28-09-2020, 02:45 PM
I think part of the problem with something like coronavirus I think it's all so new and there is still very little consensus among scientists. There are various theories and hypothesis about how it will play out. An expert can be found to fit a hell of a lot of viewpoints. The same can be said of Brexit, the other hot topic of the day. I've referenced it before but the scene in the Thick of It when a bollocking is issued for 'choosing the wrong expert' could have been written with the last couple of years in mind.
Yep, and there are also a lot of experts used that are nothing of the sort.
easty
28-09-2020, 04:45 PM
When someone takes the minus offer on The Chase
EH6 Hibby
28-09-2020, 06:15 PM
When someone takes the minus offer on The Chase
I’ve said this numerous times. It completely ruins my day when it happens. That absolutely boot today near enough halved the pot and sailed through.
The smug arrogant attitude that antivaxxers/flat earthers/COVID conspiracy theorists have. You engage their ramblings with logic and common sense, and you get this eye rolling, smirking smugness in response, looking at you and acting like your just too thick to get their crap
lord bunberry
28-09-2020, 08:04 PM
I’ve said this numerous times. It completely ruins my day when it happens. That absolutely boot today near enough halved the pot and sailed through.
:faf: I knew you’d be all over that one.
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