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stantonhibby
08-03-2019, 04:51 PM
Maybe they are worried about someone stealing their bag :devil:

You've seen right through my cunning plan

Hibrandenburg
08-03-2019, 06:31 PM
People walking in the wrong direction in IKEA should be shot. People like I saw today pushing a double buggy in the wrong direction in IKEA need to be boiled alive.

Saturday Boy
08-03-2019, 06:43 PM
People walking in the wrong direction in IKEA should be shot. People like I saw today pushing a double buggy in the wrong direction in IKEA need to be boiled alive.

IKEA probably sell a pot for that.

With a suitable Scandi name 😄

Moulin Yarns
08-03-2019, 08:58 PM
IKEA probably sell a pot for that.

With a suitable Scandi name 😄

Kannibal

Saturday Boy
08-03-2019, 09:05 PM
Kannibal

I’d delete that before someone claims it’s racist 😂

Moulin Yarns
08-03-2019, 09:08 PM
I’d delete that before someone claims it’s racist 😂

OK, Hannibal 😉

heretoday
08-03-2019, 09:15 PM
People walking in the wrong direction in IKEA should be shot. People like I saw today pushing a double buggy in the wrong direction in IKEA need to be boiled alive.

Commies........

Jay
08-03-2019, 10:02 PM
People walking in the wrong direction in IKEA should be shot. People like I saw today pushing a double buggy in the wrong direction in IKEA need to be boiled alive.

Ive got to admit I do that..but in my defence I get lost easily and that shops a nightmare for me, its beyond me :greengrin

Hibrandenburg
09-03-2019, 06:56 AM
Ive got to admit I do that..but in my defence I get lost easily and that shops a nightmare for me, its beyond me :greengrin

Jesus woman! They've got big arrows on the floor pointing in the direction you need to walk!!!! What else do they have to do, conveyor belts? :greengrin

Jay
09-03-2019, 07:07 AM
Jesus woman! They've got big arrows on the floor pointing in the direction you need to walk!!!! What else do they have to do, conveyor belts? :greengrin

That's a great idea! Id manage that. What kinda shop makes you walk in one direction anyway? Its a bit too controlling for me.

I cant manage to follow wee dots on Google maps, ive no chance with arrows :rolleyes:

Mibbes Aye
09-03-2019, 01:17 PM
The effin Playhouse. Nine pounds for a glass of wine. I live ten miles from the border with England and if I go south I can get three bottles for that!

Just Alf
09-03-2019, 02:28 PM
Black bin bags rolled up the wrong way by the manufacturer... Aargh!

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Scouse Hibee
09-03-2019, 02:39 PM
Idiots who drive far too fast along residential streets where children can be playing.

Just Alf
09-03-2019, 02:51 PM
Idiots who drive far too fast along residential streets where children can be playing.And slow down then rev up like a lunatic from one speed bump to the next. Just go at a steady pace and you'll get there around the same time...

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Moulin Yarns
09-03-2019, 03:01 PM
Car drivers on the A9 who don't understand the 50mph signs are for hgv drivers not everybody. Overtook an eejit in a Jeep just north of birnam today and got filthy looks from the driver

O'Rourke3
09-03-2019, 05:16 PM
Car drivers on the A9 who don't understand the 50mph signs are for hgv drivers not everybody. Overtook an eejit in a Jeep just north of birnam today and got filthy looks from the driverThe 50mph limit for lorries slowing everyone else down...

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Hiber-nation
09-03-2019, 07:13 PM
The effin Playhouse. Nine pounds for a glass of wine. I live ten miles from the border with England and if I go south I can get three bottles for that!

At least the price hasn't increased in 3 years! That was what they charged me for a large Pino Grigio back in 2016 at Let It Be. Couldn't quite believe it. A few months later I was charged £6.50 at a theatre in Covent Garden. Mental.

Moulin Yarns
09-03-2019, 09:53 PM
The 50mph limit for lorries slowing everyone else down...

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Wrong. Any single carriageway road has a 40mph limit for hgvs, the A9 has an experimental 50 mph for hgvs to speed traffic up.

Any hgv over 40 mph is speeding and breaking the law except on the A9.

O'Rourke3
09-03-2019, 10:55 PM
Wrong. Any single carriageway road has a 40mph limit for hgvs, the A9 has an experimental 50 mph for hgvs to speed traffic up.

Any hgv over 40 mph is speeding and breaking the law except on the A9.Kinda missing the point. I can go 60 but not pass safely.

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Moulin Yarns
10-03-2019, 11:21 AM
Kinda missing the point. I can go 60 but not pass safely.

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Kinda missing the point. Hgvs are going 10mph faster so everything is moving at a better pace than before. It's car drivers that don't know the laws that slow everything down.

O'Rourke3
10-03-2019, 04:45 PM
Kinda missing the point. Hgvs are going 10mph faster so everything is moving at a better pace than before. It's car drivers that don't know the laws that slow everything down.There are more lorries driving the road intentionally than people misreading the signs though. If everything was the same speed there'd be less braking and frustration.

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Moulin Yarns
10-03-2019, 05:00 PM
There are more lorries driving the road intentionally than people misreading the signs though. If everything was the same speed there'd be less braking and frustration.

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How often do you drive the A9? I'm on it every day.

Rocky
10-03-2019, 06:19 PM
How often do you drive the A9? I'm on it every day.

Slightly naughty motive to this question but it's for a friend... Do you know if the dual carriageway bits are covered by the average speed cameras?

O'Rourke3
10-03-2019, 09:10 PM
How often do you drive the A9? I'm on it every day.All of it? Not on it every day but frequently have to drive from Edinburgh to Thurso and points in between for work.

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Moulin Yarns
10-03-2019, 09:23 PM
Slightly naughty motive to this question but it's for a friend... Do you know if the dual carriageway bits are covered by the average speed cameras?

Dual carriageway is a race track. 8km of single carriageway North of Perth has 40mph average speed cameras currently while work is going on. Dual carriageway is not covered by the cameras.

Moulin Yarns
10-03-2019, 09:25 PM
All of it? Not on it every day but frequently have to drive from Edinburgh to Thurso and points in between for work.

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So you will know that the 50mph for hgvs has improved the average speed of traffic and made the road safer due to less idiots trying to overtake.

O'Rourke3
11-03-2019, 04:04 PM
So you will know that the 50mph for hgvs has improved the average speed of traffic and made the road safer due to less idiots trying to overtake.

Not sure I ever denied it or disgreed with it.

My peeve is two types of vehicle with different limits on the same road. One where trucks outnumber cars mostly. Why you felt Alan Partridge like to "force me smell your cheese" - I've no idea . That might even be my next one :wink:.

Bangkok Hibby
11-03-2019, 04:48 PM
Slightly naughty motive to this question but it's for a friend... Do you know if the dual carriageway bits are covered by the average speed cameras?

Tell your friend he can put his foot down. Occasionally there may be police van cameras on these stretches of road but not often. The average speed cameras DO NOT cover the dual carriageway sections

patch1875
11-03-2019, 05:22 PM
People who don’t use the driving pet peeves section.

Bangkok Hibby
11-03-2019, 06:29 PM
Pedants

Moulin Yarns
11-03-2019, 08:32 PM
Not sure I ever denied it or disgreed with it.

My peeve is two types of vehicle with different limits on the same road. One where trucks outnumber cars mostly. Why you felt Alan Partridge like to "force me smell your cheese" - I've no idea . That might even be my next one :wink:.

Different speed limits apply to different vehicles on every road in the UK not just the A9. On other A roads it is 40mph for hgvs.

I have no idea what you are on about Alan Partridge.

Pete
13-03-2019, 01:29 AM
Charity shop staff.

I had a garage clear out fairly recently and donated 3 golf clubs to a local shop. A few days later I donated a **** load of other stuff which was worth a lot of money.

I’ve visited the shop regularly since then and have seen about 0% of the things I have donated offered up for sale on the premises.

On asking, you get some flim-flam about stock having to be rotated but I know exactly what goes on. The good stuff, like my forged irons worth roughly £50 each, get picked off by the internal vultures and are taken for free or for some daft, token amount.

Just Jimmy
13-03-2019, 09:34 AM
Charity shop staff.

I had a garage clear out fairly recently and donated 3 golf clubs to a local shop. A few days later I donated a **** load of other stuff which was worth a lot of money.

I’ve visited the shop regularly since then and have seen about 0% of the things I have donated offered up for sale on the premises.

On asking, you get some flim-flam about stock having to be rotated but I know exactly what goes on. The good stuff, like my forged irons worth roughly £50 each, get picked off by the internal vultures and are taken for free or for some daft, token amount.so sell them and donate the money? you handed them over at which point they were given to the charity shop. if you 'knew' what goes on and it angered you, why do it?

I have no connection to any charity shop or staff, I just think it's daft to moan about something you committed to.

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pollution
13-03-2019, 11:22 AM
Charity shop staff.

I had a garage clear out fairly recently and donated 3 golf clubs to a local shop. A few days later I donated a **** load of other stuff which was worth a lot of money.

I’ve visited the shop regularly since then and have seen about 0% of the things I have donated offered up for sale on the premises.

On asking, you get some flim-flam about stock having to be rotated but I know exactly what goes on. The good stuff, like my forged irons worth roughly £50 each, get picked off by the internal vultures and are taken for free or for some daft, token amount.


That is exactly what goes on, as a close family member told me.

Some incredible bargains, if you work in a charity shop in a good location.

heretoday
13-03-2019, 03:56 PM
I don't like being called Buddy.

Scouse Hibee
13-03-2019, 04:59 PM
I don’t like being called son, it was acceptable to be called it by my Dad no one else. I am nearly 52 yet still get called son mostly by other bowlers who are often just a couple of years older than me!

HUTCHYHIBBY
13-03-2019, 05:32 PM
I don’t like being called son, it was acceptable to be called it by my Dad no one else. I am nearly 52 yet still get called son mostly by other bowlers who are often just a couple of years older than me!

I've not got a particularly complimentary nickname although it's justified 😁 If "my mates" call me it I don't bat an eyelid, anyone else, it really annoys me.

Peevemor
13-03-2019, 08:35 PM
I've not got a particularly complimentary nickname although it's justified [emoji16] If "my mates" call me it I don't bat an eyelid, anyone else, it really annoys me.Ditto. My nickname was (and still is to some) Doughnut - a play on my surname, McDonaugh.

Same goes for my Edinburgh accent when I'm speaking French. My mates take the crap out of me but I don't mind as I can give out as much as I take, but with othrt people it comes across as a cheap shot, sometimes verging on racism.

Bangkok Hibby
15-03-2019, 10:10 AM
I don’t like being called son, it was acceptable to be called it by my Dad no one else. I am nearly 52 yet still get called son mostly by other bowlers who are often just a couple of years older than me!

I dont mind at all. It seems to be common amongst my North of England workmates even though I'm considerably older than them.

Jay
15-03-2019, 02:09 PM
I don’t like being called son, it was acceptable to be called it by my Dad no one else. I am nearly 52 yet still get called son mostly by other bowlers who are often just a couple of years older than me!

I got called love today in subway by a twenty year old. :rolleyes:

HUTCHYHIBBY
15-03-2019, 04:38 PM
I got called love today in subway by a twenty year old. :rolleyes:

What did you buy? 😉

Jay
15-03-2019, 04:42 PM
What did you buy? 😉

A six inch honey oat with turkey ham and cheese - toasted. :na na:

And he said "is that all for you love? No cookies crisps or drinks? " and i gave him the stare and growled that was all thank you.

HUTCHYHIBBY
15-03-2019, 04:45 PM
A six inch honey oat with turkey ham and cheese - toasted. :na na:

And he said "is that all for you love? No cookies crisps or drinks? " and i gave him the stare and growled that was all thank you.

Honey, love or doll, how do they rank? Maybe chuck a hen or darling in there too. I'm actually being reasonably serious, I've witnessed an interesting range of reactions to these labels.

I don't use any but, I've always found hen particularly weird. 😏

Jay
15-03-2019, 04:47 PM
That's nice love 😁

I can ban you. :greengrin

Pretty Boy
18-03-2019, 06:39 AM
International Guinness marketing day.

A day for Scottish and English students to stagger about, force down a pint of Guinness and use words like 'craic' for no apparent reason.

HUTCHYHIBBY
18-03-2019, 07:54 AM
International Guinness marketing day.

A day for Scottish and English students to stagger about, force down a pint of Guinness and use words like 'craic' for no apparent reason.

That's my take on it too.

Jay
18-03-2019, 08:46 AM
Child proof bottle tops.

I know they are important. I just cant work them :rolleyes:

heretoday
18-03-2019, 09:05 PM
International Guinness marketing day.

A day for Scottish and English students to stagger about, force down a pint of Guinness and use words like 'craic' for no apparent reason.
Guinness is all over the place these days. It's a triumph of marketing.

I like a well-kept pint of it myself but I have to say that despite its hearty, Irish rugby-playing image it's not actually very strong. Five pints of Stella or whatever will knock you flat but Guinness drinkers stay upright. Perhaps that's why it's a good session drink.

pollution
19-03-2019, 11:27 AM
Drinking lager from the neck: a brewer's delight. By the time you reach the bottom the beer is flat so buy another etc etc.

After two or three swigs it's a goner.

Why do every single ad for bottled lager show young men drinking from the bottle.

Clever brainwashing?

Hibrandenburg
19-03-2019, 01:39 PM
Drinking lager from the neck: a brewer's delight. By the time you reach the bottom the beer is flat so buy another etc etc.

After two or three swigs it's a goner.

Why do every single ad for bottled lager show young men drinking from the bottle.

Clever brainwashing?

Can't say I've noticed that, maybe German beer is different. What I have noticed is that some beers taste better from the bottle rather than out of a glass and vice versa.

DH1875
23-03-2019, 09:17 PM
Automatic toilet flushers :grr:. You sit on the pan and then the thing starts randomly flushing while your in the middle of doing your business :grr:.

Hermit Crab
23-03-2019, 09:40 PM
Automatic toilet flushers :grr:. You sit on the pan and then the thing starts randomly flushing while your in the middle of doing your business :grr:.


Makes room for more meaning the toilet won't get blocked. :greengrin

Scouse Hibee
24-03-2019, 09:19 AM
Can't say I've noticed that, maybe German beer is different. What I have noticed is that some beers taste better from the bottle rather than out of a glass and vice versa.

All to do with the shape of the bottle/glass in your hand and nowt to do with the beer if you watched inside the factory a couple of weeks ago.

Jay
24-03-2019, 11:04 AM
Honey, love or doll, how do they rank? Maybe chuck a hen or darling in there too. I'm actually being reasonably serious, I've witnessed an interesting range of reactions to these labels.

I don't use any but, I've always found hen particularly weird. 😏

They are all pretty condescending but if he had called me darling i think id have jumped the counter and slapped him a shot.

Hermit Crab
24-03-2019, 11:14 AM
They are all pretty condescending but if he had called me darling i think id have jumped the counter and slapped him a shot.


You ok hun?

Jay
24-03-2019, 11:46 AM
You ok hun?

Did you just call me a hun? :hilarious:hilarious

That peg just got shooglier :greengrin

HUTCHYHIBBY
24-03-2019, 12:37 PM
Did you just call me a hun? :hilarious:hilarious

That peg just got shooglier :greengrin

I always thought you were a Hibee!

Jay
24-03-2019, 12:55 PM
I always thought you were a Hibee!

I am..and i have tattoos to prove it! Someone called me a hibby spoon burner the other day :rolleyes:

Strangely wasnt quite as insulted as i was by being called love :greengrin

Hermit Crab
24-03-2019, 04:51 PM
Did you just call me a hun? :hilarious:hilarious

That peg just got shooglier :greengrin

PM me babes. [emoji23]

brianmc
24-03-2019, 05:02 PM
Did you just call me a hun? :hilarious:hilarious

That peg just got shooglier :greengrin

Nothing worse than a shoogly peg, love 🤭
If you Google pegging THAT will solve your problem in a single search 🤣

Jay
24-03-2019, 05:05 PM
PM me babes. [emoji23]

Babes :tee hee: the most ridiculous thing anybodys ever been called.


Nothing worse than a shoogly peg, love 🤭
If you Google pegging THAT will solve your problem in a single search 🤣

I'll be googling nothing!

Scouse Hibee
24-03-2019, 05:20 PM
When you get a plastic bag in the supermarket and you can’t get it separated to open it.

The Modfather
26-03-2019, 12:08 PM
Folk in an open plan office who put their phone on loudspeaker when on a call. Put a headset on or get a meeting room, ignorant gits!

Pretty Boy
26-03-2019, 01:21 PM
People who seem incapable of showing the appropriate respect, formality and social graces at social events. I thought it may be a generational thing but it seems it's not endemic to one group.

A lady in my work just stated she doesn't want to attend a funeral of a relative so rather than simply not attend or make a phone call or write a letter expressing sympathy and explain she can't attend she has decided to turn up at the crematorium just long enough so a few people see her outside then sneak away before they enter the building. I'm actually stunned anyone thinks that is acceptable behaviour.

I was at another funeral recently where a couple of people were filming the Minister during the eulogy. I was also at a wedding last summer where the celebrant asked at the start of the service that people please refrain from taking photos at the request of the couple and don't post anything on social media that day. Within seconds of the service starting there was a sea of phones covering faces and the wedding was all over Instagram and Facebook within the hour.

Finally we had a Baptism during Mass recently and one women swanned in slurping a Costa coffee, a couple of people in front of me spent the whole Mass alternating between laughing, yawning and sighing and another group thought it was ok to take selfies throughout.

I accept in all instances people have different beliefs and place differing levels of importance on such things but on each occasion it's obviously important to the people who are the focal point of the service. Is it really too much to ask to show a bit respect for somewhere between 20 minutes and an hour?

HUTCHYHIBBY
26-03-2019, 01:59 PM
People who seem incapable of showing the appropriate respect, formality and social graces at social events. I thought it may be a generational thing but it seems it's not endemic to one group.

A lady in my work just stated she doesn't want to attend a funeral of a relative so rather than simply not attend or make a phone call or write a letter expressing sympathy and explain she can't attend she has decided to turn up at the crematorium just long enough so a few people see her outside then sneak away before they enter the building. I'm actually stunned anyone thinks that is acceptable behaviour.

I was at another funeral recently where a couple of people were filming the Minister during the eulogy. I was also at a wedding last summer where the celebrant asked at the start of the service that people please refrain from taking photos at the request of the couple and don't post anything on social media that day. Within seconds of the service starting there was a sea of phones covering faces and the wedding was all over Instagram and Facebook within the hour.

Finally we had a Baptism during Mass recently and one women swanned in slurping a Costa coffee, a couple of people in front of me spent the whole Mass alternating between laughing, yawning and sighing and another group thought it was ok to take selfies throughout.

I accept in all instances people have different beliefs and place differing levels of importance on such things but on each occasion it's obviously important to the people who are the focal point of the service. Is it really too much to ask to show a bit respect for somewhere between 20 minutes and an hour?

Those are all massively embarrassing! I'm not a Facebook/Twitter person and I find the invasion of personal privacy particularly galling, I've got no interest in seeing what state I'm in over the course of a night out, particularly when I've not even been asked if I mind being in the photo.

Bangkok Hibby
26-03-2019, 03:34 PM
Currently sitting in quite a quiet bar where some arse is speaking loudly on his mobile to I think his wife. Family business too. You cant help hearing this no matter how much you try to not listen. Why?

stoneyburn hibs
26-03-2019, 03:56 PM
The pronunciation of "Edinburgh" by Kelly Ann Woodland on the 6 o'clock stv news.

heretoday
26-03-2019, 07:11 PM
Currently sitting in quite a quiet bar where some arse is speaking loudly on his mobile to I think his wife. Family business too. You cant help hearing this no matter how much you try to not listen. Why?

Correct. Why do we have to listen to phone conversations on the bus? I've been on the point of wresting the phone out of some moron's grasp and chucking it out of the window.
Another pet hate is folk who eat food - often garlicky - on the bus. And they always sit in the seat behind me!

bingo70
27-03-2019, 07:49 AM
People that don’t appear to understand how phones work.

I seem to be seeing more and more people talking into the speaker but not having the earpiece to their ear. I don’t get it, what if the other person is trying to say something?

lapsedhibee
27-03-2019, 04:33 PM
People that don’t appear to understand how phones work.

I seem to be seeing more and more people talking into the speaker but not having the earpiece to their ear. I don’t get it, what if the other person is trying to say something?

Perhaps the phones are on handsfree?

wpj
27-03-2019, 04:56 PM
People that don’t appear to understand how phones work.

I seem to be seeing more and more people talking into the speaker but not having the earpiece to their ear. I don’t get it, what if the other person is trying to say something?

I do that when I am video calling people. I dont do it whilst walking though.

speedy_gonzales
27-03-2019, 07:09 PM
People that don’t appear to understand how phones work.

I seem to be seeing more and more people talking into the speaker but not having the earpiece to their ear. I don’t get it, what if the other person is trying to say something?

Many people from other countries do this using the handsfree function.
Keep an eye out next time you're abroad, once you see it, you'll see it all the time.
When mobiles became popular there was a fear of health risks due to ionising radiation. In the UK this was dismissed through relatively aggressive public info campaigns. We were told there was more radiation leaking from a microwave then the average mobile phone(I don't know anyone that places their head against a micro for the length of a phone call?).
On the continent however they adopted a slightly more conversative approach so many many folk hold the phone away from their head (and the skulls parabolic effect).

Jim44
29-03-2019, 04:48 PM
Not a pet peeve but a bit of reading that the folk posting regularly on this thread may enjoy .......... The Grumpy Old Git's Guide to Life by Geoff Tibballs. :greengrin

Pretty Boy
31-03-2019, 01:57 PM
People who post pictures of their hotel bathrooms on social media. Usually followed by a 'looks amazing babe' type comment. Why?

It's some tiles, folded towels and soap in a plastic bottle. Genuinely amazed.

Hermit Crab
01-04-2019, 07:25 AM
Folk that post pictures of their kids report cards or well done stickers etc because they got 5+5 = 10 question right at school... No cant gives a flying. :greengrin

Jay
01-04-2019, 01:30 PM
FB ads. Ive just had one telling me id left a babyshark backpack in my basket.
I have never clicked on a babyshark backpack! Im grateful my kids are too old and my grandson too young for babyshark.

Jay
01-04-2019, 05:05 PM
People who think Europe is an organisation and not a continent :fuming:

Actually disturbing my happiness today.

Mibbes Aye
01-04-2019, 05:13 PM
Airports

1) At security, people who wait until they are right at the rollers and then start taking belts off, coats off, rummaging about in bags, being told they’ve got a bottle of water in their hand and a bottle of shampoo in their bag and that’s not permissible and act astonished.

2) At luggage pick-up, people who stand right by the carousel. As soon as the person at the front does it, everyone else has to follow suit, like falling dominoes. What it means is you have a couple of seconds’ notice when your bag passes as you can’t see down the line. If everyone stood a couple of feet back then everyone would surely be able to see the length of the carousel

wpj
01-04-2019, 09:28 PM
Airports

1) At security, people who wait until they are right at the rollers and then start taking belts off, coats off, rummaging about in bags, being told they’ve got a bottle of water in their hand and a bottle of shampoo in their bag and that’s not permissible and act astonished.

2) At luggage pick-up, people who stand right by the carousel. As soon as the person at the front does it, everyone else has to follow suit, like falling dominoes. What it means is you have a couple of seconds’ notice when your bag passes as you can’t see down the line. If everyone stood a couple of feet back then everyone would surely be able to see the length of the carousel

People who queue up to an hour before a flight, must be tiring standing for so long and frustrating when the priority tickets walk past.

Mibbes Aye
01-04-2019, 09:44 PM
People who queue up to an hour before a flight, must be tiring standing for so long and frustrating when the priority tickets walk past.

I was on a flight yesterday with a budget airline. Went through security, gate was called and went through passport control and was sitting in the departure lounge waiting for the gate to actually open. No sign of anything happening but a couple sidled their way around the fencing to get to the position closest to the gate.

Within five minutes there were around sixty people behind them and still no sign of any staff at the gate. It was classic herd mentality. It was half an hour before the staff showed up and started shuffling people through. Best thing was, once everyone had their boarding passes swiped and passports checked there was another half-hour standing wait in a holding area before walking onto the plane! That's maybe the only thing that puts me off taking priority boarding - it doesn't stop you being stuck in the holding area

Mixu62
02-04-2019, 06:21 AM
Calf and foot cramps. Iyaaaa!!!! Especially in the middle of the night

Jones28
03-04-2019, 09:48 AM
I was on a flight yesterday with a budget airline. Went through security, gate was called and went through passport control and was sitting in the departure lounge waiting for the gate to actually open. No sign of anything happening but a couple sidled their way around the fencing to get to the position closest to the gate.

Within five minutes there were around sixty people behind them and still no sign of any staff at the gate. It was classic herd mentality. It was half an hour before the staff showed up and started shuffling people through. Best thing was, once everyone had their boarding passes swiped and passports checked there was another half-hour standing wait in a holding area before walking onto the plane! That's maybe the only thing that puts me off taking priority boarding - it doesn't stop you being stuck in the holding area

I will never understand this, went to Cuba a couple of years ago and we were waiting in Manchester airport, pint in hand, just up from the gate. Gate gets called, literally a full plane load of people start queuing. I went and got another drink - what's the point in queuing like sheep to wait for a queue to move?!

Hibrandenburg
03-04-2019, 10:08 AM
I will never understand this, went to Cuba a couple of years ago and we were waiting in Manchester airport, pint in hand, just up from the gate. Gate gets called, literally a full plane load of people start queuing. I went and got another drink - what's the point in queuing like sheep to wait for a queue to move?!

The only reason I can think of is that sometimes due to space restrictions, the last few passengers will have their hand luggage placed in the hold.

Jones28
03-04-2019, 12:54 PM
The only reason I can think of is that sometimes due to space restrictions, the last few passengers will have their hand luggage placed in the hold.

That's fair, especially for connections etc.

Scouse Hibee
03-04-2019, 02:40 PM
People who just don’t listen, to an instruction or information that is important to what they need to achieve. They then usually call you mystified as to why they can’t:

Get in
Get something to work
Complete the job

Only to have to be told, I have already told you...........XYZ
It does my nut in.

Bangkok Hibby
03-04-2019, 04:52 PM
People who queue up to an hour before a flight, must be tiring standing for so long and frustrating when the priority tickets walk past.

I fly a lot and am continually amazed and amused by the vast majority of plane passengers who, on landing, before the seat belt signs have been switched off, jump up to get their bags out the overhead lockers then stand in the aisle waiting for the doors to open.

McD
04-04-2019, 06:43 AM
The only reason I can think of is that sometimes due to space restrictions, the last few passengers will have their hand luggage placed in the hold.


I flew back from from London to Edinburgh a couple of years ago, and it’s exactly this. I boarded after about half the passengers, the overhead lockers were already getting full. There was the usual people bringing on massive suitcases, suit carriers, laptop bags and bags (saw quite a few with all of those things). With about 25% of the seats left to be filled, the cabin crew had to start stopping everyone else coming on with almost any hand luggage and tell them their bags etc would need to be checked into the hold as there was no storage room left.

speedy_gonzales
04-04-2019, 08:02 AM
I flew back from from London to Edinburgh a couple of years ago, and it’s exactly this.

That wasn't with BA was it? They have a fairly decent carry-on allowance and aren't that strict compared to some low-cost carriers, BUT, some passengers take liberties. 1 carry-on and one small personal bag soon becomes a case with wheels better suited in the hold and a rucksack/Kipling bag that takes up as much overhead bin space as the regular carry-on.

McD
05-04-2019, 06:59 AM
That wasn't with BA was it? They have a fairly decent carry-on allowance and aren't that strict compared to some low-cost carriers, BUT, some passengers take liberties. 1 carry-on and one small personal bag soon becomes a case with wheels better suited in the hold and a rucksack/Kipling bag that takes up as much overhead bin space as the regular carry-on.


:agree: Spot on

definitely some folk taking liberties, quite a few with 3,4 or 5 carry on items unchallenged at check in or boarding.

Hermit Crab
08-04-2019, 09:35 PM
Pub bouncers.

After the match on Saturday I found myself in Kitty O'Shea's on Frederick St and when I got there it was about 15:20 the bouncer outside said to me, been to the game have we? I said yes and I'm just meeting my mates here to watch the scores come in as well as the national and the Man City game and the bouncer was like thats fine mate.

Inside it was full of Hibbys all having a good time and the heckys at the wheel song was sung a few times and then the bouncers appeared from nowhere grabbing people and threatening to throw people out for singing and it did threaten to get quite ugly until they realised they were vastly outnumbered and backed off.

Now within 10 minutes a CD was put on in the pub of Celtic "party" songs. Here we go again song with the Oh Ahh up the Ra bit as well and there were folk belting it out and not a word was said to them about that. Guess we just supported the wrong team. No need for the reaction from the bouncers in the first place and it would have been their fault entirely if it had kicked off.

This is the song Celtic Symphony with lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddlRl2AetZ4)

stoneyburn hibs
09-04-2019, 09:25 AM
Pub bouncers.

After the match on Saturday I found myself in Kitty O'Shea's on Frederick St and when I got there it was about 15:20 the bouncer outside said to me, been to the game have we? I said yes and I'm just meeting my mates here to watch the scores come in as well as the national and the Man City game and the bouncer was like thats fine mate.

Inside it was full of Hibbys all having a good time and the heckys at the wheel song was sung a few times and then the bouncers appeared from nowhere grabbing people and threatening to throw people out for singing and it did threaten to get quite ugly until they realised they were vastly outnumbered and backed off.

Now within 10 minutes a CD was put on in the pub of Celtic "party" songs. Here we go again song with the Oh Ahh up the Ra bit as well and there were folk belting it out and not a word was said to them about that. Guess we just supported the wrong team. No need for the reaction from the bouncers in the first place and it would have been their fault entirely if it had kicked off.

This is the song Celtic Symphony with lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddlRl2AetZ4)

Brutal patter from the bouncers. That boozer has advertising on the west stand I think.

lyonhibs
09-04-2019, 05:22 PM
Brutal patter from the bouncers. That boozer has advertising on the west stand I think.

Certainly does. I make it my business to avoid "Irish" pubs like the plague when there's an alternative and that kind of story only solidifies that custom.

heretoday
15-04-2019, 03:04 PM
People who post pictures of their hotel bathrooms on social media. Usually followed by a 'looks amazing babe' type comment. Why?

It's some tiles, folded towels and soap in a plastic bottle. Genuinely amazed.
One wonders what their own homes are like if a hotel bathroom is seen as the acme of comfortable living.

Alfiembra
20-04-2019, 05:41 PM
Sub-titles on English speaking films or tv and I don’t know how to switch them off. I can’t stop reading them and end up missing the action. Alternatively there’s a telly in my works restaurant and when the sound is turned down on the news channel the sub-titles are 30 seconds behind what’s happening on the screen.

Mibbes Aye
20-04-2019, 06:42 PM
Sub-titles on English speaking films or tv and I don’t know how to switch them off. I can’t stop reading them and end up missing the action. Alternatively there’s a telly in my works restaurant and when the sound is turned down on the news channel the sub-titles are 30 seconds behind what’s happening on the screen.

I've had this with hotel room TVs before. If you go into the TV menu, there should be an option to go into Settings (or something similarly-worded) and then Accessibility (or something similarly-worded). There should be an option there to remove the subtitles.

Last couple of times it happened to me it wasn't subtitles, it was where a narrator described the scene in between the characters' dialogue.

Moulin Yarns
20-04-2019, 09:16 PM
I've had this with hotel room TVs before. If you go into the TV menu, there should be an option to go into Settings (or something similarly-worded) and then Accessibility (or something similarly-worded). There should be an option there to remove the subtitles.

Last couple of times it happened to me it wasn't subtitles, it was where a narrator described the scene in between the characters' dialogue.

The last paragraph, audio description, same problem, sometimes it gets switched on by mistake and I never remember how to switch it off.

Jim44
23-04-2019, 05:42 AM
Repeat of an earlier peeve but only because it’s alarmingly on the increase.......... young (mainly) females self harming by having their lips filled with silicone. Do they really think it improves their attractiveness or do they harbour regrets that they weren’t born as a trout?

calumhibee1
23-04-2019, 06:34 AM
Repeat of an earlier peeve but only because it’s alarmingly on the increase.......... young (mainly) females self harming by having their lips filled with silicone. Do they really think it improves their attractiveness or do they harbour regrets that they weren’t born as a trout?

Looks horrendous. And is incredibly dangerous apparently.

Hermit Crab
23-04-2019, 08:01 AM
Repeat of an earlier peeve but only because it’s alarmingly on the increase.......... young (mainly) females self harming by having their lips filled with silicone. Do they really think it improves their attractiveness or do they harbour regrets that they weren’t born as a trout?


This is seemingly quite an unregulated thing at the moment so it is relatively easy to set up a business and do this. Sure I did read somewhere that the government want to tighten it up so that only qualified professionals can do it. At the moment its a license to print money for these private botox nurses.

lyonhibs
24-04-2019, 04:38 PM
Talking of hotels, ones that have showers that are too "cool" or "design-y" to indulge the paying guest in some clear red/blue indicator of which way is hot and which way is cold, leaving you to play the "oooh ya *******" game when you either scald or freeze your nads inadvertently.

Also, in general, countries where the cold water doesn't get properly cold, especially in summer when it's just what's needed.

Wembley67
24-04-2019, 04:50 PM
Talking of hotels, ones that have showers that are too "cool" or "design-y" to indulge the paying guest in some clear red/blue indicator of which way is hot and which way is cold, leaving you to play the "oooh ya *******" game when you either scald or freeze your nads inadvertently.

Also, in general, countries where the cold water doesn't get properly cold, especially in summer when it's just what's needed.

We have a winner!! Lukewarm water when all you want is a cold shower is just one of the most anti climatic things out there.

Jones28
24-04-2019, 06:17 PM
Talking of hotels, ones that have showers that are too "cool" or "design-y" to indulge the paying guest in some clear red/blue indicator of which way is hot and which way is cold, leaving you to play the "oooh ya *******" game when you either scald or freeze your nads inadvertently.

Also, in general, countries where the cold water doesn't get properly cold, especially in summer when it's just what's needed.

Ohhh that's a beauty, Cuba was really bad for that. Humidity was unbearable and just when you want an ice cold shower it was at best lukewarm.

HUTCHYHIBBY
24-04-2019, 06:45 PM
Ohhh that's a beauty, Cuba was really bad for that. Humidity was unbearable and just when you want an ice cold shower it was at best lukewarm.

1st world problems eh 🙄

Hibrandenburg
24-04-2019, 10:01 PM
Ohhh that's a beauty, Cuba was really bad for that. Humidity was unbearable and just when you want an ice cold shower it was at best lukewarm.

Best thing you can do in a hot climate is have a hot shower.

Scouse Hibee
25-04-2019, 07:02 AM
Best thing you can do in a hot climate is have a hot shower.

Perception is everything 😁

danhibees1875
25-04-2019, 08:00 AM
1st world problems eh 🙄

Also known as "pet peeves" I believe. :greengrin

HUTCHYHIBBY
25-04-2019, 09:17 AM
Also known as "pet peeves" I believe. :greengrin

I suppose so, that is going too far though! ☺

heretoday
25-04-2019, 11:50 AM
A cycle hire point has emerged along our street. I don't suppose I mind in theory but nobody locally received any warning.

Don't they need planning permission or something for what is essentially a profit-making enterprise?

Alfiembra
25-04-2019, 11:59 AM
A cycle hire point has emerged along our street. I don't suppose I mind in theory but nobody locally received any warning.

Don't they need planning permission or something for what is essentially a profit-making enterprise?

The regulations must have been relaxed somewhat as I've complained to the council about work going on local to me which I thought needed neighbour consultation first. But was told that there were notifications posted in the local press, some free paper I don't get, and street notices posted. So if you don't see any of the "notices" you are consenting to the development without knowing about it. A get out for the council and the developer.

Jay
25-04-2019, 12:37 PM
People who stand at the front of the bus when theres seats and you have to squeeze past them. Drives me nuts! Sit doon!!

Jones28
25-04-2019, 01:34 PM
1st world problems eh 🙄

Every single issue on this thread is a first world problem ya plumb

Pretty Boy
25-04-2019, 02:25 PM
People who call people names because of a minor disagreement about a trivial issue.

HUTCHYHIBBY
25-04-2019, 02:33 PM
Every single issue on this thread is a first world problem ya plumb

Straight up?! 😊

Jones28
25-04-2019, 03:22 PM
Best thing you can do in a hot climate is have a hot shower.

Do they not say that about tea as well? Hot, have a cup of tea?

Jones28
25-04-2019, 03:23 PM
People who call people names because of a minor disagreement about a trivial issue.

Spoon

Moulin Yarns
25-04-2019, 04:05 PM
Do they not say that about tea as well? Hot, have a cup of tea?

Curry.

Danderhall Hibs
25-04-2019, 04:52 PM
When reading a document and the author has used e.g. instead of i.e. or vice-versa.

Danderhall Hibs
25-04-2019, 04:53 PM
Folk that group people together and treat them all the same. E.g football fans are animals or all cyclists go through red lights.

speedy_gonzales
25-04-2019, 06:08 PM
A cycle hire point has emerged along our street. I don't suppose I mind in theory but nobody locally received any warning.

Don't they need planning permission or something for what is essentially a profit-making enterprise?

I think these cycle hire points are nothing more than branded mats on the ground. It's not like the fixed bike stations elsewhere in town.
Unsure if planning is required but they're little more preferred dumping grounds for these Just Eat bikes that self lock.

Expect to see bikes thrown over your hedge soon :greengrin

Danderhall Hibs
25-04-2019, 11:02 PM
The use of “much”, e.g. “angry much?”

When did that start? Is it an Americanism?

heretoday
26-04-2019, 07:23 AM
The regulations must have been relaxed somewhat as I've complained to the council about work going on local to me which I thought needed neighbour consultation first. But was told that there were notifications posted in the local press, some free paper I don't get, and street notices posted. So if you don't see any of the "notices" you are consenting to the development without knowing about it. A get out for the council and the developer.

So I had assumed. It wouldn't have been too much to ask for them to leaflet the few dwellings that overlook the thing, surely?
I suppose I should complain to my local councillor. He happens to be the Provost though so he'll be too busy hobnobbing with the great and good.

Future17
26-04-2019, 08:32 AM
Talking of hotels, ones that have showers that are too "cool" or "design-y" to indulge the paying guest in some clear red/blue indicator of which way is hot and which way is cold, leaving you to play the "oooh ya *******" game when you either scald or freeze your nads inadvertently.

You should really use a different part of your body to check the water temperature. ;-)

Hibrandenburg
26-04-2019, 11:12 AM
Do they not say that about tea as well? Hot, have a cup of tea?

I think the physics is similar. I used to cold shower before going to work in hot weather and was already sweating before I got dressed again. Whilst talking to a colleague from Tenerife this subject come up and she advised me to try having a hot shower instead and it works a treat. I think it has to do with the hot water widening the capillaries enabling more efficient transfer of heat from the body.

Jim44
26-04-2019, 06:56 PM
Folk who abandon trolleys in car parks, often taking up valuable spaces and occasionally damaging parked cars. Selfish, lazy barstewards.

Danderhall Hibs
26-04-2019, 08:33 PM
Folk who abandon trolleys in car parks, often taking up valuable spaces and occasionally damaging parked cars. Selfish, lazy barstewards.

Oh yes - I was walking into Tesco last weekend and the lazy ******* leaves it to roll into a car 2 down from them. I said that’s going to hit the car (and stopped it in time) and she goes “sorry”. Not my car hen but ffs put your trolley back - literally 15 yards from where she dumped it.

O'Rourke3
26-04-2019, 09:05 PM
Folk who abandon trolleys in car parks, often taking up valuable spaces and occasionally damaging parked cars. Selfish, lazy barstewards.Who would be the first to go off on one when they return to their car to find it damaged by a trolley

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J-C
27-04-2019, 06:13 AM
People who discard food that they've changed their minds on in other parts of the supermarket, just put it back where you got it from you lazy gets.

Hiber-nation
27-04-2019, 01:41 PM
People who discard food that they've changed their minds on in other parts of the supermarket, just put it back where you got it from you lazy gets.

Definitely. Pork chops discarded beside the tea bags in Tesco the other day....it takes all of 10 whole seconds to walk to the fridge FFS!

Killiehibbie
27-04-2019, 01:48 PM
Definitely. Pork chops discarded beside the tea bags in Tesco the other day....it takes all of 10 whole seconds to walk to the fridge FFS!

Must cost plenty every week with the amount of stuff dumped in other parts of the shop.

lyonhibs
27-04-2019, 02:33 PM
I think the physics is similar. I used to cold shower before going to work in hot weather and was already sweating before I got dressed again. Whilst talking to a colleague from Tenerife this subject come up and she advised me to try having a hot shower instead and it works a treat. I think it has to do with the hot water widening the capillaries enabling more efficient transfer of heat from the body.

I daresay the biology behind it is sound, but it sounds horrible :greengrin

heretoday
27-04-2019, 06:18 PM
The use of “much”, e.g. “angry much?”

When did that start? Is it an Americanism?

Or "thank you so MUCH" for handing over cash for some everyday item, coffee, beer etc.
Every language change is down to American influence and MUCH else besides.

Jones28
30-04-2019, 10:40 AM
Everything about the BBC iPlayer and online media content. It's infuriating that an organisation with the income they get can't make these things work. Tried to watch Line of Duty on the iPlayer through my TV last night and after four or five failed loads the "this content doesn't appear to be working" message flashed up. So it loaded, played the first few minutes and changed its mind. Did the same with the highlights from the derby just now.

This is after the iPlayer on the TV was out of action for months because of another un-diagnosed issue with hundreds of TV models.

If its true that the BBC want to release all the programmes they've done on the iPlayer and withdraw them from the likes of Netflix then they are really going to have to up their game.

Jay
30-04-2019, 11:47 AM
Buses without charging points. Ive got so used to charging my phone on a fairly long journey. Todays bus is useless!

I do appreciate this is a total princess problem :greengrin

Hibrandenburg
30-04-2019, 10:29 PM
Everything about the BBC iPlayer and online media content. It's infuriating that an organisation with the income they get can't make these things work. Tried to watch Line of Duty on the iPlayer through my TV last night and after four or five failed loads the "this content doesn't appear to be working" message flashed up. So it loaded, played the first few minutes and changed its mind. Did the same with the highlights from the derby just now.

This is after the iPlayer on the TV was out of action for months because of another un-diagnosed issue with hundreds of TV models.

If its true that the BBC want to release all the programmes they've done on the iPlayer and withdraw them from the likes of Netflix then they are really going to have to up their game.

I find the service excellent. No problems streaming and the choice is fantastic.

Jones28
01-05-2019, 07:09 AM
I find the service excellent. No problems streaming and the choice is fantastic.

No arguments with the actual content - just out of interest what broadband speed are you working with?

overdrive
01-05-2019, 07:15 AM
People who exit or enter somewhere then immediately stop blocking people behind them, e.g. folk that get off the bus then just stop, folk that leave a building then just stop, and worst of all, people who stop at the end of escalators. Pond life the lot of them.

Hibrandenburg
01-05-2019, 08:14 AM
No arguments with the actual content - just out of interest what broadband speed are you working with?

I'm using German Telekom Magenta M which has download speeds of up to 50 MB. This might be slowed down because I've got a separate router attached which allows me to create a VPN tunnel into the UK network. Sometimes at home we've got up to 3 devices steaming simultaneously but rarely have problems. The only problems I've had in the past really, have been with Hibs T.V.

Jones28
01-05-2019, 10:03 AM
I'm using German Telekom Magenta M which has download speeds of up to 50 MB. This might be slowed down because I've got a separate router attached which allows me to create a VPN tunnel into the UK network. Sometimes at home we've got up to 3 devices steaming simultaneously but rarely have problems. The only problems I've had in the past really, have been with Hibs T.V.

Right, so my problems could be broadband related. But the odd thing is that Netflix and other on-demand player work perfectly despite streaming through the TV in the same way the iPlayer does.

Future17
01-05-2019, 12:45 PM
Right, so my problems could be broadband related. But the odd thing is that Netflix and other on-demand player work perfectly despite streaming through the TV in the same way the iPlayer does.

As I understand it, the functionality of iPlayer is so notoriously difficult to upgrade (due to the BBC's public duties and related compatibility issues) that it has fallen far behind rival streaming services. I think BBC and ITV plan to launch a joint streaming venture which isn't bound by the same constraints as iPlayer to compete with Netflix, Amazon Prime etc.

Jones28
01-05-2019, 07:18 PM
As I understand it, the functionality of iPlayer is so notoriously difficult to upgrade (due to the BBC's public duties and related compatibility issues) that it has fallen far behind rival streaming services. I think BBC and ITV plan to launch a joint streaming venture which isn't bound by the same constraints as iPlayer to compete with Netflix, Amazon Prime etc.

Ah right, that'll be an interesting development then. Cheers

heretoday
06-05-2019, 08:29 AM
£5.10 for a pretty average pint of Guinness in Ryrie's at Haymarket yesterday. No wonder the place was empty.
That's the most I've paid for a pint in Edinburgh.

HUTCHYHIBBY
06-05-2019, 10:40 AM
£5.10 for a pretty average pint of Guinness in Ryrie's at Haymarket yesterday. No wonder the place was empty.
That's the most I've paid for a pint in Edinburgh.

It's been overly expensive for a dump for years, very rare to see anyone except tourists in there these days.

Moulin Yarns
06-05-2019, 10:41 AM
Flu. Struck down on Friday night and I'm sure my shaking is registered on the richter scale, not to mention the sweat, I reckon my temperature must be having an effect on global warming. Got no energy to do anything.

Bangkok Hibby
06-05-2019, 10:46 AM
Football fans who rejoice in slagging their own team and no I'm not just talking about Hibs fans, you hear it all over

Hibrandenburg
06-05-2019, 03:44 PM
Football fans who rejoice in slagging their own team and no I'm not just talking about Hibs fans, you hear it all over

I'm sure there's a psychological reason for this and the source of the phenomena will be with the individual rather than their team.

lyonhibs
06-05-2019, 04:16 PM
£5.10 for a pretty average pint of Guinness in Ryrie's at Haymarket yesterday. No wonder the place was empty.
That's the most I've paid for a pint in Edinburgh.

That's at the upper end of the scale, certainly for a dump like Ryrie's, but not unheard of in certain necks of the wood tbf.

pollution
06-05-2019, 04:20 PM
The coverage of Scottish football, or the lack of it, in The Mirror newspaper.

Hermit Crab
06-05-2019, 04:32 PM
£5.10 for a pretty average pint of Guinness in Ryrie's at Haymarket yesterday. No wonder the place was empty.
That's the most I've paid for a pint in Edinburgh.


Was in a pub in Shepherds Bush a few weeks back as I was at a QPR game, £15.20 for two pints of lager. Brutal!!!

lyonhibs
06-05-2019, 07:35 PM
Was in a pub in Shepherds Bush a few weeks back as I was at a QPR game, £15.20 for two pints of lager. Brutal!!!

Now that IS robbery.

Pretty Boy
07-05-2019, 10:01 AM
The coverage of Scottish football, or the lack of it, in The Mirror newspaper.

The Mirror doesn't have a Scottish edition in the same way a paper like The Sun does hence it's lack of Scottish coverage. It has the same parent company as the Daily Record and essentially uses that as it's Scottish edition.

pollution
07-05-2019, 11:26 AM
The Mirror doesn't have a Scottish edition in the same way a paper like The Sun does hence it's lack of Scottish coverage. It has the same parent company as the Daily Record and essentially uses that as it's Scottish edition.


Thanks for the explanation. It makes sense now.

heretoday
07-05-2019, 12:22 PM
Was in a pub in Shepherds Bush a few weeks back as I was at a QPR game, £15.20 for two pints of lager. Brutal!!!

Blimey! The Bush must have gone all posh!

StevesFamau5
07-05-2019, 02:06 PM
People who exit or enter somewhere then immediately stop blocking people behind them, e.g. folk that get off the bus then just stop, folk that leave a building then just stop, and worst of all, people who stop at the end of escalators. Pond life the lot of them.

THIS!

Also when they immediately exit or enter a building in front of you and as you try to move around them somehow end up still blocking you but look at you like you're the bad guy for wanting to get past :fuming:

My Mrs is bad for that, constantly in the road, seems to have zero concept of other people... drives me mad! :brickwall

HUTCHYHIBBY
07-05-2019, 02:13 PM
THIS!

Also when they immediately exit or enter a building in front of you and as you try to move around them somehow end up still blocking you but look at you like you're the bad guy for wanting to get past :fuming:

My Mrs is bad for that, constantly in the road, seems to have zero concept of other people... drives me mad! :brickwall

Pedestrians that are incapable of leaving their phones in their pockets as they make their way from A to B are particularly bad for this. I don't drive but, its amazing how many folk you see crossing the road and don't even have a cursory check on the traffic. It only takes one driver to not stop for carnage to ensue.

StevesFamau5
07-05-2019, 02:33 PM
Pedestrians that are incapable of leaving their phones in their pockets as they make their way from A to B are particularly bad for this. I don't drive but, its amazing how many folk you see crossing the road and don't even have a cursory check on the traffic. It only takes one driver to not stop for carnage to ensue.

Even when you beep the horn to remind them you are there they look up with this gormless zombie like stare, as if you (the driver) are in the wrong for making them look up from whatever Instagram "celebrity" product endorsement that has caught their attention.

wpj
07-05-2019, 06:13 PM
Even when you beep the horn to remind them you are there they look up with this gormless zombie like stare, as if you (the driver) are in the wrong for making them look up from whatever Instagram "celebrity" product endorsement that has caught their attention.

Today a gang of students (I live in Cambridge) were all glued to their phones so I stopped. 2 walked into me who got the hump.
I sat at the back of a bus recently and a gang of then came on. One said these seats are reserved for us! Move me then I said, they didnt and the journey was continued in silence.
It feels like an entitlement they feel the have. Wee bassas

Moulin Yarns
08-05-2019, 11:26 AM
Council communication.

My garden waste bins were out in plenty time, I heard the lorry, went out an hour later only to discover they were tagged with labels saying "Sorry we could not empty your bin and generic stuff about it did not meet with council Bin Policy and the less than helpful list of what you can put in and what you can't

My bins contained a lot of weeds, nettle, ground elder, buttercup and couch grass.

So, I phoned for an explanation, eventually got a girl in the call centre, and again they are not going to know why the bins wer not emptied so I suggested a redesign of the label so there was at least an indication of why it had been left. Later that day I got an email explanation, wait for it, "The bin contained contaminated materials -TURF/EARTH"

Now for irony that takes a bit of beating, the garden waste bin was contaminated with waste from the garden. I should point out at this point that it wasn't, there was some soil from the roots of all the weeds,but there was no turf, it was just that I had weeded 2 decent sized vegetable patches.

heretoday
08-05-2019, 03:46 PM
That's at the upper end of the scale, certainly for a dump like Ryrie's, but not unheard of in certain necks of the wood tbf.

The Abbotsford charges a hefty £4.70 for Guinness but it's the best pint in the city. The research continues!

jonty
09-05-2019, 08:36 PM
The Abbotsford charges a hefty £4.70 for Guinness but it's the best pint in the city. The research continues!

Whighams used to do a cracking pint of Guinness, but that was many moons ago. Always worth researching though :greengrin

Scouse Hibee
10-05-2019, 04:26 PM
Am I just an old git who doesn’t recognise fashion or does half massed trousers with white socks and black shoes look ridiculous?

Scouse Hibee
10-05-2019, 04:27 PM
The Abbotsford charges a hefty £4.70 for Guinness but it's the best pint in the city. The research continues!

I concur, then again the Abbotsford has always been one of my favourite pubs.

Moulin Yarns
10-05-2019, 04:44 PM
Am I just an old git who doesn’t recognise fashion or does half massed trousers with white socks and black shoes look ridiculous?

I don't know you, but I'll give you the benefit of doubt and agree with you that you are an old git. As for the fashion you describe, yes it looks ridiculous

WeeRussell
14-05-2019, 11:49 AM
Slow walkers. Particularly on busy, narrow streets.

heretoday
14-05-2019, 08:01 PM
Fridge freezers. Are they only meant to last three years nowadays?

overdrive
15-05-2019, 05:31 PM
Slow walkers. Particularly on busy, narrow streets.

Especially groups of slow walkers. They seem to “split” ever so slightly so that they take up the whole pavement but the gaps between them are just too tight to get through.

HappyAsHellas
15-05-2019, 05:39 PM
People wearing hiking boots and using ski poles when they are in a town/city - cretins.

HappyAsHellas
15-05-2019, 05:42 PM
Ill mannered predominantly young people who stand texting whilst ignoring the shop assistant who is vying for their attention in an effort to get them the hell out of the shop so the rest of us can get on with their lives.
Are we certain that shooting them is illegal?

Hibrandenburg
15-05-2019, 07:11 PM
Ill mannered predominantly young people who stand texting whilst ignoring the shop assistant who is vying for their attention in an effort to get them the hell out of the shop so the rest of us can get on with their lives.
Are we certain that shooting them is illegal?

Had a guy today doing that stood next to a hospital automatic door that opens outwards on the press of a button. He eventually saw me and stepped a foot to the side thinking I wanted past him. Couldn't be arsed explaining so I pressed the button and he nearly shat himself when the door opened towards him and hit his foot.

Pretty Boy
15-05-2019, 07:22 PM
Ill mannered predominantly young people who stand texting whilst ignoring the shop assistant who is vying for their attention in an effort to get them the hell out of the shop so the rest of us can get on with their lives.
Are we certain that shooting them is illegal?

Absolute cretins.

The implication is obviously that they are too important to give shop assistants and the like their full attention. I really wish people would start refusing to serve them until they showed some basic manners and decency.

danhibees1875
15-05-2019, 09:20 PM
Especially groups of slow walkers. They seem to “split” ever so slightly so that they take up the whole pavement but the gaps between them are just too tight to get through.

I find a lot of them have an incredible ability to weave left and right as they walk to block my overtaking as well. No idea how they do it, I'd be impressed if I wasn't raging. :greengrin

hfc rd
15-05-2019, 10:47 PM
Happens at my work and it does my nut in - people that get on a lift and only use it for 1 floor. Use the stairs, you lazy b******!

Hibrandenburg
17-05-2019, 10:15 AM
Sales assistants in shops who think they're doing the customer a favour by doing their job.

Killiehibbie
17-05-2019, 10:29 AM
People who don't understand i've only got 15 minutes to buy something to eat, consume it, make a doctors appointment, pay a bill and have my phone tucked away in my locker before going back to my 12 hour shift.

danhibees1875
17-05-2019, 12:08 PM
People who don't understand i've only got 15 minutes to buy something to eat, consume it, make a doctors appointment, pay a bill and have my phone tucked away in my locker before going back to my 12 hour shift.

Is that legal? :confused:

matty_f
17-05-2019, 12:24 PM
Is that legal? :confused:

I don't think it's an offence to not understand someone's lunchtime issues.

danhibees1875
17-05-2019, 12:32 PM
I don't think it's an offence to not understand someone's lunchtime issues.

:greengrin

WeeRussell
17-05-2019, 12:33 PM
Sh*te repetitive office patter.

Thank f**** it's Friday :greengrin

Killiehibbie
17-05-2019, 12:55 PM
Is that legal? :confused: 2 x 15 minutes and a half hour is the official line, can be stretched depending what mood gaffer is in.

danhibees1875
17-05-2019, 02:09 PM
2 x 15 minutes and a half hour is the official line, can be stretched depending what mood gaffer is in.

I've looked it up and I'm amazed how little time you legally are entitled to. One 20 minute break and that's it. At least you get 3 times that I guess. :greengrin

Jones28
17-05-2019, 02:49 PM
I've looked it up and I'm amazed how little time you legally are entitled to. One 20 minute break and that's it. At least you get 3 times that I guess. :greengrin

I didn't actually realise how little rest you are entitled to either, I work various shifts from 8 hours to 16 or 18 depending on what's happening and I find it mind boggling that some people might be doing those hours with one break.

KillieHibbie if it's in your employee handbook or contract you should take your entitled breaks. I know my gaffer takes off half an hour of wages automatically every day (unless you say you've not had a lunch) - if you're paid by the hour you should check what breaks are being deducted from your wage slip.

Killiehibbie
17-05-2019, 03:49 PM
I didn't actually realise how little rest you are entitled to either, I work various shifts from 8 hours to 16 or 18 depending on what's happening and I find it mind boggling that some people might be doing those hours with one break.

KillieHibbie if it's in your employee handbook or contract you should take your entitled breaks. I know my gaffer takes off half an hour of wages automatically every day (unless you say you've not had a lunch) - if you're paid by the hour you should check what breaks are being deducted from your wage slip.

Always get at least the unpaid breaks i'm entitled to.

NORTHERNHIBBY
24-05-2019, 11:18 AM
Corporate mumbo jumbo. Been sent minutes of an earlier meeting where I took an action to follow up with a supplier to check that we both understand what we need to do and what we need to achieve. My action is recorded as , to reflex the future path via the appropriate resource hub to ensure an optimal mirror read back.....eh?

Moulin Yarns
24-05-2019, 01:26 PM
Unsolicited phone calls. Some dude from a call centre called me about my EE business account. Got my name and number from the Perthshire Open Studios website. First, I don't have any business phone, second I am not on EE and third why would I be interested in changing my account.

Scouse Hibee
26-05-2019, 07:48 PM
Guys who wear pink trainers.

Moulin Yarns
26-05-2019, 09:05 PM
Guys who wear pink trainers.

Is turquoise OK 😉

Asking for a friend

Scouse Hibee
26-05-2019, 09:08 PM
Is turquoise OK 😉

Asking for a friend

Of course any colour is okay, people are entitled to wear what the like, it’s just that pink is a pet peeve of mine 👍

heretoday
27-05-2019, 09:30 AM
Not knowing if it's a public holiday in Edinburgh or not.
Library, doctors, rubbish dumps etc - are they operating?

overdrive
28-05-2019, 05:28 PM
I find a lot of them have an incredible ability to weave left and right as they walk to block my overtaking as well. No idea how they do it, I'd be impressed if I wasn't raging. :greengrin

That annoys me too. The other thing that they will often do is over-gesticulating with their arms and hands as you’re passing. I’ve been whacked in the face twice this week when passing slow walkers. Still not as bad as the time a guy whacked me with his walking stick on Leith Walk as he was using it to point at something across the road.

overdrive
28-05-2019, 05:32 PM
I will be in the minority here as everyone loves dogs except me. The amount of places that are becoming dog friendly is ridiculous. No, I don’t want to have a dog come up to me and jump on me whilst I’m eating or drinking in a cafe, pub, etc. They had a bloody dog roaming about at my yoga class last night. It was meant to be a relaxing session. I was far from relaxed.

HappyAsHellas
28-05-2019, 05:51 PM
Dog owners who can't control their animals. Make no mistake, this is 100% of them. Get them trained, it's your duty.
In case you are wondering I am severely hacked off with dogs stealing and eating my fishing bait while some clown of an owner repeatedly shouts their name with no effect whatsoever, or even worse, try to lay the blame on me for their mutt being out of control. Don't know which should be put down though - the dog or the owner?

overdrive
28-05-2019, 06:05 PM
Dog owners who can't control their animals. Make no mistake, this is 100% of them. Get them trained, it's your duty.
In case you are wondering I am severely hacked off with dogs stealing and eating my fishing bait while some clown of an owner repeatedly shouts their name with no effect whatsoever, or even worse, try to lay the blame on me for their mutt being out of control. Don't know which should be put down though - the dog or the owner?

I had an argument with a guy on my way to work a few weeks ago. His dog was off the lead and ran at me aggressively forcing me into the road. When I gave the guy a dirty look, I got a “what’s your problem”. I asked him if he could keep his dog under control and got “I don’t need to keep him under control, quote me the law that says I need to keep it under control, you need to control your emotions”. He was shouting abuse at me for ages after I walked away.

I hate dogs. I hate their owners even more when they assume everyone will love their dog.

HappyAsHellas
28-05-2019, 06:11 PM
So many morons with dogs nowadays, especially the fighting breeds. "look at me I'm Hard" mentality. Sooner they're all off the streets the better.

McD
28-05-2019, 06:16 PM
Dog owners who can't control their animals. Make no mistake, this is 100% of them. Get them trained, it's your duty.
In case you are wondering I am severely hacked off with dogs stealing and eating my fishing bait while some clown of an owner repeatedly shouts their name with no effect whatsoever, or even worse, try to lay the blame on me for their mutt being out of control. Don't know which should be put down though - the dog or the owner?


100% of dog owners can’t control their animals? Aye ok


whilst I agree there are many dog owners who aren’t responsible, and I am firmly in the camp of ‘show me a bad dog and I’ll show you a bad dog owner’, to say that there are no responsible owners or all owners who cannot control their dogs is quite ludicrous.

HappyAsHellas
28-05-2019, 06:41 PM
I'm perhaps being a little ridiculous but nowhere near as far as you imagine. I have yet to meet a trained dog on a beach. I will further that by adding any beach. I try to go fishing every week and every week I'm on a beach or pier or anywhere I'm likely to encounter a mutt I have to alter my style of fishing and habits in case I get my bait nicked or equipment peed on. It is relentless - hence the statement.

HUTCHYHIBBY
28-05-2019, 06:58 PM
I will be in the minority here as everyone loves dogs except me. The amount of places that are becoming dog friendly is ridiculous. No, I don’t want to have a dog come up to me and jump on me whilst I’m eating or drinking in a cafe, pub, etc.

Quite right too!

danhibees1875
28-05-2019, 08:17 PM
That annoys me too. The other thing that they will often do is over-gesticulating with their arms and hands as you’re passing. I’ve been whacked in the face twice this week when passing slow walkers. Still not as bad as the time a guy whacked me with his walking stick on Leith Walk as he was using it to point at something across the road.

:agree: arms everywhere when trying to pass, swinging around like they're practicing for a game of wii bowling.

I'll echo the dog friendly environments comment too. My pet peeve in that genre is when they come up to you and you shoo them away or give their owner a look to get them to and they just reply "he'll not hurt you" as if that makes it all okay.

heretoday
28-05-2019, 10:48 PM
So many morons with dogs nowadays, especially the fighting breeds. "look at me I'm Hard" mentality. Sooner they're all off the streets the better.

There's a guy who walks two dogs regularly in Corstorphine cemetery and they are off lead and fouling graves etc. When anyone challenges this they get abuse. When I asked the authorities about it they said they knew the case but could do nothing. This despite a sign at the entrance asking folk to control their animals. Crazy.
The guy's got it coming to him mind!

Hermit Crab
29-05-2019, 03:03 AM
Dog owners who can't control their animals. Make no mistake, this is 100% of them. Get them trained, it's your duty.
In case you are wondering I am severely hacked off with dogs stealing and eating my fishing bait while some clown of an owner repeatedly shouts their name with no effect whatsoever, or even worse, try to lay the blame on me for their mutt being out of control. Don't know which should be put down though - the dog or the owner?


I'm sorry, I shouldn't but I find that hilarious, but as keen fisherman myself I would be pissed off too. Although if they stole my bait all they would get would be a sore mouth if they tried to chew my flies.

matty_f
29-05-2019, 06:56 AM
Bin men coming first thing in the morning only on the days when you decide to put your bin out in the morning, which will be alright because they never come until after lunch anyway.

matty_f
29-05-2019, 06:57 AM
I'm sorry, I shouldn't but I find that hilarious, but as keen fisherman myself I would be pissed off too. Although if they stole my bait all they would get would be a sore mouth if they tried to chew my flies.

Having your flies chewed by a dog sounds like a very unpleasant experience.

Scouse Hibee
29-05-2019, 07:37 AM
People who show pictures on social media of their pets normally dogs sharing their bed, WTF absolutely disgusting.

Hermit Crab
29-05-2019, 08:51 AM
People who show pictures on social media of their pets normally dogs sharing their bed, WTF absolutely disgusting.

Or just people who post pictures of their pets. Roasters. :greengrin

Hermit Crab
29-05-2019, 08:52 AM
Having your flies chewed by a dog sounds like a very unpleasant experience.


Haha, you know fine well what I mean! :greengrin

Hibee87
29-05-2019, 10:05 AM
Dog owners who can't control their animals. Make no mistake, this is 100% of them. Get them trained, it's your duty.
In case you are wondering I am severely hacked off with dogs stealing and eating my fishing bait while some clown of an owner repeatedly shouts their name with no effect whatsoever, or even worse, try to lay the blame on me for their mutt being out of control. Don't know which should be put down though - the dog or the owner?

I went to a place called The Stable Bar up behind Mortonhall, the Food I can say was really realy nice for 'pub grub', however it appears this little place is on the route of a popular dog walking path and allows dogs in.

I do not mind Dogs and to be honest a dog friendly pub is fine by me however not when serving food. When I first went in there was none, but by the time I left there was 3 or 4 dogs and when I went to the bar there was 2 that were absolutely stinking. Lucky we had ate already as it would have really put me off. I also seen a big golden retriever walking around the tables and sniffing at a couple who were clearly not the dogs owner and I couldn't believe they didn't say anything, they were trying to eat their lunch ffs with a wet dogs nose sniffing at their legs.

HappyAsHellas
29-05-2019, 10:12 AM
I'm sorry, I shouldn't but I find that hilarious, but as keen fisherman myself I would be pissed off too. Although if they stole my bait all they would get would be a sore mouth if they tried to chew my flies.

The first time this happened I was on a beach at low tide, digging lugworms and putting them in a bucket. Some mutt comes running over (they all love the smell of lugworms for some obscure reason) dips his head in the bucket and runs off with near all of them. The owner is about ten minutes behind him and thinks saying "oh sorry about that" with a stupid grin on his face makes it alright. Best part of an hour digging wet sand which is quite a strain on the back for me these days, only for some mutt to use it as a snack is somewhat off putting to say the least. Another one stole whole razor clams with the shell still on and crunched his way through them and I've had whole mackerel being devoured as well. I go fishing now and my bait supplies are a like a freaking tupperware advert all spread out on the beach. Bloody dogs, maybe go back to the fly fishing again!

HappyAsHellas
29-05-2019, 10:16 AM
I went to a place called The Stable Bar up behind Mortonhall, the Food I can say was really realy nice for 'pub grub', however it appears this little place is on the route of a popular dog walking path and allows dogs in.

I do not mind Dogs and to be honest a dog friendly pub is fine by me however not when serving food. When I first went in there was none, but by the time I left there was 3 or 4 dogs and when I went to the bar there was 2 that were absolutely stinking. Lucky we had ate already as it would have really put me off. I also seen a big golden retriever walking around the tables and sniffing at a couple who were clearly not the dogs owner and I couldn't believe they didn't say anything, they were trying to eat their lunch ffs with a wet dogs nose sniffing at their legs.

Don't go to Bergamo then! we were over there a little while ago and I've never seen so many dogs in restaurants, all with little jackets on and plenty being fed from their owners plates. These things use their tongues as toilet paper ffs. Should never be near humans eating.

lord bunberry
29-05-2019, 12:29 PM
The first time this happened I was on a beach at low tide, digging lugworms and putting them in a bucket. Some mutt comes running over (they all love the smell of lugworms for some obscure reason) dips his head in the bucket and runs off with near all of them. The owner is about ten minutes behind him and thinks saying "oh sorry about that" with a stupid grin on his face makes it alright. Best part of an hour digging wet sand which is quite a strain on the back for me these days, only for some mutt to use it as a snack is somewhat off putting to say the least. Another one stole whole razor clams with the shell still on and crunched his way through them and I've had whole mackerel being devoured as well. I go fishing now and my bait supplies are a like a freaking tupperware advert all spread out on the beach. Bloody dogs, maybe go back to the fly fishing again!
Have you considered putting your bait in a box with a lid?

grunt
29-05-2019, 12:30 PM
This thread has gone to the dogs.

HappyAsHellas
29-05-2019, 06:02 PM
Have you considered putting your bait in a box with a lid?

Yes at times I now have to have certain baits in sealed containers but when you may take five or six different baits it starts to get a bit tedious, not to mention bloody bulky to carry. I'm sort of hoping one of the mutts will consume one of the baits that's been frozen and defrosted several times as I would find it particularly amusing should one of them develop a dose of the squirts on preferably something like a new Persian rug.

Just Jimmy
30-05-2019, 06:27 AM
people who generalise and brand a whole group based on one bad experience.

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matty_f
30-05-2019, 12:45 PM
People who show pictures on social media of their pets normally dogs sharing their bed, WTF absolutely disgusting.

What are people doing going into a dog's bed??!

HUTCHYHIBBY
30-05-2019, 04:17 PM
I'm sure it's been posted before but, folk that Cannae go on a day or night out without recording footage on their phones. Those occasions were much more fun when it was just your mates that asked the next day wtf were you up to, now the world potentially has access whether you agreed to be recorded or not.

Jones28
31-05-2019, 01:07 PM
The Scottish/English hybrid accent that seems to be more common - the Hive radio advert and the way the voiceover says "home" and "phone" really boils my piss. Pick one and stick to it.

Hiber-nation
01-06-2019, 11:41 AM
Twice today BBC newsreaders have referred to tonight's game as a "soccer" match. WTF??!!?

Just Jimmy
02-06-2019, 11:47 AM
folk on the forum who don't read a thread or worse, don't read the few messages that are above their post. they then post a question or comment that was answered or said about 5 posts before.

it's just lazy.

also, posts that ask a question that Google would answer in 30 seconds.

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Hibrandenburg
02-06-2019, 11:49 AM
folk on the forum who don't read a thread or worse, don't read the few messages that are above their post. they then post a question or comment that was answered or said about 5 posts before.

it's just lazy.

also, posts that ask a question that Google would answer in 30 seconds.

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I posted the same earlier in the thread. :wink:

Just Jimmy
02-06-2019, 11:53 AM
I posted the same earlier in the thread. :wink:I never expected this response. honest. [emoji849][emoji23]



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Moulin Yarns
02-06-2019, 12:18 PM
I posted the same earlier in the thread. :wink:

As did I 😉

matty_f
07-06-2019, 10:59 AM
Ineffective antiperspirant deodourants. I'm not an overly sweaty person thankfully, but we've moved area at work and my desk is in a right hot spot. Tried sprays and roll-ons but to no avail. Why sell something that's totally useless for the purpose it's designed for?

speedy_gonzales
07-06-2019, 03:34 PM
Ineffective antiperspirant deodourants. I'm not an overly sweaty person thankfully, but we've moved area at work and my desk is in a right hot spot. Tried sprays and roll-ons but to no avail. Why sell something that's totally useless for the purpose it's designed for?
I've just had this battle over the last week. For years I've used Mitchum roll on with no nasty odours. For no other reason than it was on promotion, I switched to Bull Dog roll on and within hours I was reeking of BO! Out got to the point I had to shower when I got home and return back to the Mitchum,,,,Bull Dog is in the bin!

Alfiembra
07-06-2019, 04:35 PM
Female colleagues at work who douse themselves in so much fragrance that it sucks the air away from you till you’re choking.

wpj
07-06-2019, 09:09 PM
Nivea roll on is ok. I keep one at work as well (along with spare glasses, breath freshener, and moisturiser) 😎

Hermit Crab
08-06-2019, 06:14 AM
Female colleagues at work who douse themselves in so much fragrance that it sucks the air away from you till you’re choking.


Aye, thats out of order, especially when they do it in confined spaces.

Hermit Crab
08-06-2019, 06:16 AM
Ineffective antiperspirant deodourants. I'm not an overly sweaty person thankfully, but we've moved area at work and my desk is in a right hot spot. Tried sprays and roll-ons but to no avail. Why sell something that's totally useless for the purpose it's designed for?


I use the big tins of Sure, they're usually always on promotion in supermarkets and I find it works ok, especially the antibacterial one that has the red stripe on it.

hibee_girl
08-06-2019, 07:17 AM
Female colleagues at work who douse themselves in so much fragrance that it sucks the air away from you till you’re choking.

Men are just as guilty of this with aftershave

overdrive
08-06-2019, 09:47 AM
Ineffective antiperspirant deodourants. I'm not an overly sweaty person thankfully, but we've moved area at work and my desk is in a right hot spot. Tried sprays and roll-ons but to no avail. Why sell something that's totally useless for the purpose it's designed for?

I’ve just moved job (within the same organisation) and I’m in a different building. It is the hottest office I’ve ever been in and it absolutely reeks of BO. It is that way when you think it is coming from yourself until you leave the environment and realise it isn’t you.

Peevemor
08-06-2019, 04:14 PM
Men are just as guilty of this with aftershaveOr not. We share a building with a medium sized accountants' firm. Their senior partner arrives in his Volvo XC90 wearing one of his nice suits and stinking like a midden. You can tell when he's been in the lift not long before you as it smells like you've walked into a bin store.

stuart-farquhar
08-06-2019, 04:37 PM
People with huge backpacks on public transport.

Onceinawhile
08-06-2019, 07:21 PM
People with huge backpacks on public transport.

I've no problem with that if they take it off and put it on the floor. It's those who stand with it on and swing it about without looking. Or those who get on a rush hour train and put it on a spare seat, then look amazed when asked to shift it!

Pretty Boy
08-06-2019, 07:32 PM
Folk who think the whole world wants to join in with their idea of fun on public transport.

I ran to Linlithgow last week and just wanted to sit and chill for 20 minutes on the train home. A group of pished middle aged women decided the whole carriage was to join them in singing I will Survive and got passive aggressive with those of us who weren't in the mood to comply on a Sunday afternoon. Similarly a few weeks ago I was on a late train home from Glasgow and some guy started walking about playing an accordion and was trying to order folk to get up and dance and march behind him through the carriage. **** off. I just want to sit and have a blether with my mates and not indulge your pretensions about being a 'character'.

heretoday
08-06-2019, 09:50 PM
I hate when you get a loaf of bread and one or both of the heel ends are so thick they won't fit in the toaster. A delicate operation is required with a bread knife.
It seems to happen more than it used to.

overdrive
08-06-2019, 09:53 PM
Retail outlets that create their own apps where you can pay or collect loyalty points with but that rarely actually work. Caffè Nero and Starbucks are the two offenders I’m thinking of here.

Whilst I’m at it, the Lothian Buses m-tickets app. Takes an age to activate a ticket which pisses off the drivers. So you activate it when the bus is approaching, only for the driver to only allow two passengers on the bus (despite five passengers getting off the bus), so you lose the ticket.

And then if you actually get on the bus but it breaks down, those with paper tickets are allowed on the next bus but those who have paid by m-ticket are not allowed on the next bus as it shows as “expired” and then when you make a complaint to Lothian Buses they just ignore it (this has happened 3 times to me).

Moulin Yarns
08-06-2019, 10:12 PM
I hate when you get a loaf of bread and one or both of the heel ends are so thick they won't fit in the toaster. A delicate operation is required with a bread knife.
It seems to happen more than it used to.

Don't use the toaster, grill it instead, topped with melted cheese. YUMMY

Scouse Hibee
08-06-2019, 10:26 PM
Retail outlets that create their own apps where you can pay or collect loyalty points with but that rarely actually work. Caffè Nero and Starbucks are the two offenders I’m thinking of here.

Whilst I’m at it, the Lothian Buses m-tickets app. Takes an age to activate a ticket which pisses off the drivers. So you activate it when the bus is approaching, only for the driver to only allow two passengers on the bus (despite five passengers getting off the bus), so you lose the ticket.

And then if you actually get on the bus but it breaks down, those with paper tickets are allowed on the next bus but those who have paid by m-ticket are not allowed on the next bus as it shows as “expired” and then when you make a complaint to Lothian Buses they just ignore it (this has happened 3 times to me).

The bus driver on the broken down bus will write you a ticket to use if you ask

lord bunberry
08-06-2019, 11:23 PM
People with huge backpacks on public transport.
It’s really funny watching them get into my taxi. They automatically duck down to get in, but the backpack obviously is still sticking up above their head. They get, but the backpack doesn’t, often resulting in neither ending up in the taxi.

Mon Dieu4
09-06-2019, 07:35 AM
People who put lots of or any hashtag after each post on social media

#lazysundays #lovinglife #myfavperson #thisone

O'Rourke3
09-06-2019, 08:31 AM
People who put lots of or any hashtag after each post on social media

#lazysundays #lovinglife #myfavperson #thisone#firtstworldproblems ....

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Hermit Crab
09-06-2019, 09:02 AM
Road tax, just cost £200 to tax my car for the next 12 months. How come it costs £20 more if I wanted to pay it 6 months at a time?

O'Rourke3
09-06-2019, 10:56 AM
Road tax, just cost £200 to tax my car for the next 12 months. How come it costs £20 more if I wanted to pay it 6 months at a time?More admin is the usual excuse. More tax the real reason.

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RyeSloan
09-06-2019, 11:34 AM
Ineffective antiperspirant deodourants. I'm not an overly sweaty person thankfully, but we've moved area at work and my desk is in a right hot spot. Tried sprays and roll-ons but to no avail. Why sell something that's totally useless for the purpose it's designed for?

Use a deodorant with anhydrol like pespirex or the like. You’ll probably only need to use it once a month or so then a normal anti perspirant after that...

I used to suffer from occasional under arm hyper hydrosis which was rather embarrassing on occasion. Which despite being a medical condition just made you look like a right sweaty git. Sometimes I could come out the shower clean as, ensure I was nice and cool and put on my normal deo. 5 minutes later the tshirt or whatever could be soaked through under the arms. That stuff fixed the issue no problems as all and really made a huge difference to my life.

Also works for people with sweaty palms etc (all linked to hyper hydrosis).

heretoday
09-06-2019, 12:34 PM
Don't use the toaster, grill it instead, topped with melted cheese. YUMMY

Of course but sometimes you just want a quick slice.
From now on I'm the guy in the tesco bakery dept feeling up the loaves like a concertina player.

patch1875
09-06-2019, 01:07 PM
People who dress their kids in matching clothes.

Greentinted
09-06-2019, 01:09 PM
That Peleton Cycling At Home advert that’s getting saturation coverage during ITV4s French Open ad breaks. Nippy as!

Pretty Boy
09-06-2019, 01:36 PM
The attitude of some men towards the Womens World Cup, particularly on social media. It's just swamped by insecure men desperate to make sure the whole world knows they don't care, women's football is crap and women are only good for doing the washing, cooking dinners and maybe ****ging every so often.

I wonder if these guys have daughters and whether they would like someone having the same attitude towards them. It's really sad and just screams men who obviously have a complex about their own masculinity.

Fair enough if you don't like or care about women's football but the need to broadcast it every 2 minutes is just pathetic. Sad, sad men.

lord bunberry
09-06-2019, 02:03 PM
The attitude of some men towards the Womens World Cup, particularly on social media. It's just swamped by insecure men desperate to make sure the whole world knows they don't care, women's football is crap and women are only good for doing the washing, cooking dinners and maybe ****ging every so often.

I wonder if these guys have daughters and whether they would like someone having the same attitude towards them. It's really sad and just screams men who obviously have a complex about their own masculinity.

Fair enough if you don't like or care about women's football but the need to broadcast it every 2 minutes is just pathetic. Sad, sad men.
:agree: It’s just so unnecessary. My daughter plays girls football for hibs and she absolutely loves it the same way that a boy would. There’s obviously a difference in quality by the time that it gets to international level, but that’s obviously going to be the case when you consider that the women haven’t had the full time coaching that the men have. Thankfully attitudes are changing and the quality levels are rising. I don’t know why people can’t just enjoy it for what it is without making pathetic comments about what women should or shouldn’t be doing.

marinello59
09-06-2019, 03:18 PM
The attitude of some men towards the Womens World Cup, particularly on social media. It's just swamped by insecure men desperate to make sure the whole world knows they don't care, women's football is crap and women are only good for doing the washing, cooking dinners and maybe ****ging every so often.

I wonder if these guys have daughters and whether they would like someone having the same attitude towards them. It's really sad and just screams men who obviously have a complex about their own masculinity.

Fair enough if you don't like or care about women's football but the need to broadcast it every 2 minutes is just pathetic. Sad, sad men.

:top marks

Jones28
09-06-2019, 05:06 PM
The attitude of some men towards the Womens World Cup, particularly on social media. It's just swamped by insecure men desperate to make sure the whole world knows they don't care, women's football is crap and women are only good for doing the washing, cooking dinners and maybe ****ging every so often.

I wonder if these guys have daughters and whether they would like someone having the same attitude towards them. It's really sad and just screams men who obviously have a complex about their own masculinity.

Fair enough if you don't like or care about women's football but the need to broadcast it every 2 minutes is just pathetic. Sad, sad men.

Reading comments on posts about women's football from Match Of The Day on Facebook just depresses me.

Scouse Hibee
09-06-2019, 05:20 PM
Pictures advertising food that are not representative of the actual product you purchase.

McD
09-06-2019, 06:09 PM
The attitude of some men towards the Womens World Cup, particularly on social media. It's just swamped by insecure men desperate to make sure the whole world knows they don't care, women's football is crap and women are only good for doing the washing, cooking dinners and maybe ****ging every so often.

I wonder if these guys have daughters and whether they would like someone having the same attitude towards them. It's really sad and just screams men who obviously have a complex about their own masculinity.

Fair enough if you don't like or care about women's football but the need to broadcast it every 2 minutes is just pathetic. Sad, sad men.


:aok::top marks

Pretty Boy
10-06-2019, 03:17 PM
Another social media one:

People who state their education was at 'the university of life' or 'the school of hard knocks'.

Profile is almost certain to contain a post/tweet/picture etc with some vague 'common sense' political sentiment; 'This country should be looking after are homeless shoulders and veterinarians rather than giving free benefits to Eskimos and EU immigrants from Somalia. Share if you agree.' Or 'If you don't wear a Poppy then go back to your own country. This country respects freedom and the human rights our boys fought for in WWI #remembering1924-1958'.