The generic Hearts thread

[Not So Young]

They are massively dependent on Naismith and if he gets injured as is likely they will toil.

Predictions:
They won't get into the top 6 but they won't get relegated.
They will struggle away to Ross County midweek and will then lose to Rangers.

If Naismith is still standing at that point they will then start getting a few wins and catch up with the relegation pack.
At the end of the season the best they can hope for is 7th and that is if Naismith remains fit.
However, they will be finishing lower than Hibs in the league for the 3rd season in a row which will be painful for them.


Said almost exactly the same thing to a mate on Friday night

[CMurdoch]

Said almost exactly the same thing to a mate on Friday night

All the teams from 5th down in the SPFL, other than Hibs (who littered points everywhere from winning positions under Hecky), are easily beatable so if Hearts play even reasonably well they can pick up lots of points between now and the end of the season.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

All the teams from 5th down in the SPFL, other than Hibs (who littered points everywhere from winning positions under Hecky), are easily beatable so if Hearts play even reasonably well they can pick up lots of points between now and the end of the season.

No they won't.

[bingo70]

Hickey and Michael Smith likely to be out for their game away to Ross County on Wednesday. That could be massive for them.

I don’t think even the Jambos I’ve spoken to appreciate how big a game it is for them. Not so much because of they could go 6-8 points clear at the bottom, more that they play Rangers at the weekend while Hamilton are at home to Livi.

[Aldo]

Hickey and Michael Smith likely to be out for their game away to Ross County on Wednesday. That could be massive for them.

I don’t think even the Jambos I’ve spoken to appreciate how big a game it is for them. Not so much because of they could go 6-8 points clear at the bottom, more that they play Rangers at the weekend while Hamilton are at home to Livi.

The ones I know are taking it for granted they’ll get 3 points following their display against the mighty Airdrie.

I really do hope County beat them and they then go on to get pumped off Newco.

Crashing right back down to earth.


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[hibbysam]

They made the Scottish cup final last season while still barely winning any games of football in the league. Wednesday night is still huge for them.

[jacomo]

Saving grace for Hearts is that the lower half of the league table is quite tight. Any club from 5th downwards (including us) could conceivably still get sucked into a relegation battle.

However, the facts are that we are now past the halfway stage in the campaign and Hearts are 5 points adrift. So they need two additional wins before they can then worry about out-performing other clubs round about them to get out of trouble.

I am sure they will be treating relegation seriously... at least, they should be.

[Springbank]

A few jambos seem to think the Kosovan winger (Avdijaj?) has flown in to have talks today.

looking forward to him being rushed in, Levein-style, for wednesday up in Dingwall, tweaking a hammy on a freezing cold night at Victoria Park, and being out for 3 months of his 5 month deal...

[bingo70]

The ones I know are taking it for granted they’ll get 3 points following their display against the mighty Airdrie.

I really do hope County beat them and they then go on to get pumped off Newco.

Crashing right back down to earth.


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Yup, now they’ve got some injured players coming back all will be fine. It might end up being the case but I wouldn’t be that relaxed if i was them.

Win on Wednesday night and they’re still bottom regardless of what happens elsewhere. Lose to rangers at the weekend and they could be back to square one again.

[Aldo]

Yup, now they’ve got some injured players coming back all will be fine. It might end up being the case but I wouldn’t be that relaxed if i was them.

Win on Wednesday night and they’re still bottom regardless of what happens elsewhere. Lose to rangers at the weekend and they could be back to square one again.

Needs however those coming back are made of weetabix.

Wednesday is huge for them but they seem relaxed and also genuinely think they can still challenge at the top end of the table if the go on a good run. Delusions of grandeur big time!


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[matty_f]

Needs however those coming back are made of weetabix.

Wednesday is huge for them but they seem relaxed and also genuinely think they can still challenge at the top end of the table if the go on a good run. Delusions of grandeur big time!


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Anything other than a win for them on Wednesday night is a bad result - I wouldn't be confident of 3 points heading up there in good form with our team, so God knows where their confidence comes from.

[Aldo]

Anything other than a win for them on Wednesday night is a bad result - I wouldn't be confident of 3 points heading up there in good form with our team, so God knows where their confidence comes from.

Not sure it’s confidence but more arrogance. One result against a L1 part time team and they are world beaters!

Hopefully a County win on Wednesday then a pumping from Newco will sort them out!


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[jeffers]

Not sure it’s confidence but more arrogance. One result against a L1 part time team and they are world beaters!

Hopefully a County win on Wednesday then a pumping from Newco will sort them out!


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Bitter hobo, don't you know they've just won the Scottish Cup ?

[bingo70]

Not sure it’s confidence but more arrogance. One result against a L1 part time team and they are world beaters!

Hopefully a County win on Wednesday then a pumping from Newco will sort them out!


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Clearly forgetting about that draw against Aberdeen

[Aldo]

Bitter hobo, don't you know they've just won the Scottish Cup ?

I know I know as long as the TRY really hard it’ll all be ok.


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[Aldo]

Clearly forgetting about that draw against Aberdeen

Yes indeed. 2 undefeated!


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[jeffers]

I know I know as long as the TRY really hard it’ll all be ok.


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Not forgetting the German Guardiola in charge of them.

[Aldo]

Not forgetting the German Guardiola in charge of them.

Who could forget that! Silly me!


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[tonyrougier123]

They will skoosh the championship next season tbf.

[Deansy]

They will skoosh the championship next season tbf.

Doubtful - 'Spendall's gash but they can't afford to bullet him so he'll still be their gaffer next season !. Plus, will their 'mystery benefactor' continue to throw good money after bad - even screw-loose/inbred millionaires have a limit ??.

[Peevemor]

Hidden camera footage of Hearts training under Stendel.

https://www.facebook.com/1160495674016675/posts/2974783665921191/

[Hibeesmad]

They have signed that boy released from the Turkish team, on a 6 month deal.

[AltheHibby]

Hidden camera footage of Hearts training under Stendel.

https://www.facebook.com/1160495674016675/posts/2974783665921191/

:top marks

[Aldo]

They have signed that boy released from the Turkish team, on a 6 month deal.

Waiting for the..... we beat off Real, Barca and Bayern for the bestest ever prospect to sign for a club in January.


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[Sioux]

Waiting for the..... we beat off Real, Barca and Bayern for the bestest ever prospect to sign for a club in January.


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He's a €40M+ player remember.

:greengrin

[Bostonhibby]

They have signed that boy released from the Turkish team, on a 6 month deal.I've not been keeping up because they're always light years ahead but is it reasonable to assume that they've just signed a turkey?

It's the return of vanacek so potter's still in charge of signing players rather just being their medicine man [emoji16]

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[Aldo]

He's a €40M+ player remember.

:greengrin

[emoji23] o aye forgot that!


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[Aldo]

I've not been keeping up because they're always light years ahead but is it reasonable to assume that they've just signed a turkey?

It's the return of vanacek so potter's still in charge of signing players rather just being their medicine man [emoji16]

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Now now jealous peg selling hobo! This boy is the messiah and as many my yams associates have told me. He will push them for top 4 (yes the did say that)


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[Bostonhibby]

Now now jealous peg selling hobo! This boy is the messiah and as many my yams associates have told me. He will push them for top 4 (yes the did say that)


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[Aldo]

Remember friends, a Turkey is for life, not just Christmas.



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[emoji23][emoji23] I’m going to send them that! I know the response.......


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[FilipinoHibs]

Remember friends, a Turkey is for life, not just Christmas.



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No a Turk is for life not just for The 2nd half of the season.

[Since452]

I really think this guy will win them the league. The number of times Jambos have said "the season starts now" over the years it really could start and finish at any time. Maybe that's why they're so big and famous. They have their own season within everyone else's season? Won the league in October 2017 and then after the recent famous draw with Aberdeen. That must be why they built the megastand to hold all the trophies

[Bostonhibby]

No a Turk is for life not just for The 2nd half of the season.You're right. He'll never leave, even if he proves to be yet another dud he can become a part time assistant sporting director/director of football in Mrs doctor Budge's collection.

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[where'stheslope]

No a Turk is for life not just for The 2nd half of the season.
Is he not German?
Just came from Turkish league.

[FilipinoHibs]

Is he not German?
Just came from Turkish league.

Kosovo - we need some new puns.

[mowgli]

Is he not German?
Just came from Turkish league.

Yes he's German born and raised.

[I'm_cabbaged]

Yes he's German born and raised.

On the playground he spent most of his days?

[FilipinoHibs]

Yes he's German born and raised.

But parents are Kosovo/Albanian. Maybe knows Flo.

[Since452]

On the playground he spent most of his days?

Apparently a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in his neighbourhood. Thinks that's how he got into bother

[Springbank]

Apparently a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in his neighbourhood. Thinks that's how he got into bother

Imagine getting involved in just a little fight, and the next thing your club are sending you packing to your auntie Doctor and uncle Craigie's pad in Gorgie?

The Fresh Prince of Bal-Green

[jacomo]

Banderson doing his usual in the EEN, quoting Hearts people verbatim with no context, analysis or questions.

Today, Stendel is waxing lyrical about the young lads he has drafted into their first team squad. Fair play, but it sounds awful familiar to Levein banging on about the world class young talent they have (before sending them out on loan).

High risk strategy, relying on kids to dig them out of a relegation scrap. Hamilton and St Johnstone in particular will relish the opportunity to teach them what being a pro footballer is all about.

[Billy Whizz]

Banderson doing his usual in the EEN, quoting Hearts people verbatim with no context, analysis or questions.

Today, Stendel is waxing lyrical about the young lads he has drafted into their first team squad. Fair play, but it sounds awful familiar to Levein banging on about the world class young talent they have (before sending them out on loan).

High risk strategy, relying on kids to dig them out of a relegation scrap. Hamilton and St Johnstone in particular will relish the opportunity to teach them what being a pro footballer is all about.

These same young Hearts lads, that their fans were saying pre Xmas, weren’t deemed good enough

[The 90+2]

These same young Hearts lads, that their fans were saying pre Xmas, weren’t deemed good enough

The same fans who said Sean Clare has been absolutely ***** for a year are now suddenly amazing due to a game against Airdrie. God knows what planet they are on.

[Since452]

Stendel can say what he wants. If they don't win tomorrow night then it's all nonsense

[The 90+2]

Stendel can say what he wants. If they don't win tomorrow night then it's all nonsense

It will be the refs fault if they lose tomorrow.

[I'm Spartacus]

Have I seriously read this correctly - £41M release clause was in his contract and he's been ***** ever since.

£41M RELEASE CLAUSE, what the actual hahahahahahahahaha Liverpool signed Mo Salah for 42M Euros. You couldn't make this up.

[Joe6-2]

It will be the refs fault if they lose tomorrow.

Or Bandersons for his less than insightful reporting

[Stuart93]

I think if they manage to get a win tomorrow they may have just turned a bit of a corner

Fail to win and it’s just been the same old ***** being spouted

[Northernhibee]

Have I seriously read this correctly - £41M release clause was in his contract and he's been ***** ever since.

£41M RELEASE CLAUSE, what the actual hahahahahahahahaha Liverpool signed Mo Salah for 42M Euros. You couldn't make this up.

Charalamos Mavrias was once viewed as a potential wonderkid, as was Ryan Gauld.

Anyone remember anything of note of either of their times at Hibs?

[The 90+2]

I think if they manage to get a win tomorrow they may have just turned a bit of a corner

Fail to win and it’s just been the same old ***** being spouted

They are due a win in the league, surely? I wouldn’t read too much if they finally manage to win a game in the league, especially with them having rangers on Sunday.

[mowgli]

Have I seriously read this correctly - £41M release clause was in his contract and he's been ***** ever since.

£41M RELEASE CLAUSE, what the actual hahahahahahahahaha Liverpool signed Mo Salah for 42M Euros. You couldn't make this up.

Depends what you mean by *****, if you mean goals scored yes he's not been as prolific since his position was switched from striker to left winger. He was a striker when Stendal worked with him.

[Since452]

I think if they manage to get a win tomorrow they may have just turned a bit of a corner

Fail to win and it’s just been the same old ***** being spouted

Yeah that's what I reckon. They need a win though not another famous draw

[The 90+2]

Depends what you mean by *****, if you mean goals scored yes he's not been as prolific since his position was switched from striker to left winger. He was a striker when Stendal worked with him.

Where about did Stendel work with him?

[GreenCastle]

The guy they have signed has had several disciplinary issues at previous clubs but he has scored goals while developing.

The constant theme about the new player is his own attitude - supposedly talented but whether or not he uses it is another question.

He could well score goals for them in the next few months - well be interesting to see. He did have previous fitness issues so I’m sure even if half fit and given a chance to score he may put them away at this level, but if they are going to continue to press high he will need to give more without the ball.

[I'm Spartacus]

Charalamos Mavrias was once viewed as a potential wonderkid, as was Ryan Gauld.

Anyone remember anything of note of either of their times at Hibs?

Anybody remember the Jerren Nixon from Dundee United!! https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/archives/football/36170/tangerine-dream/

[McSwanky]

Depends what you mean by *****, if you mean goals scored yes he's not been as prolific since his position was switched from striker to left winger. He was a striker when Stendal worked with him.

Has he been good then? Assume you've been keeping an eye on him?

[Joe6-2]

I think if they manage to get a win tomorrow they may have just turned a bit of a corner

Fail to win and it’s just been the same old ***** being spouted

Agree, just hope they don’t and haven’t 💩

[The 90+2]

Has he been good then? Assume you've been keeping an eye on him?

Some are just starting to believe the Jambo hype.

[wallpaperman]

Some are just starting to believe the Jambo hype.

I thought they would have been thrashing themselves more about the German/Kosovan, but it seems quite muted compared to the anticipation before he arrived.

Maybe because he has only committed to half a season in case things go badly wrong he can make a sharp exit.

[The 90+2]

I thought they would have been thrashing themselves more about the German/Kosovan, but it seems quite muted compared to the anticipation before he arrived.

Maybe because he has only committed to half a season in case things go badly wrong he can make a sharp exit.

Oh, he is quite the superstar in the making. But, but offering him a six month contract is good business sense just in case he isn’t, apparently 😁😁

[Ozyhibby]

Waiting for the..... we beat off Real, Barca and Bayern for the bestest ever prospect to sign for a club in January.


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Reminds me of Islam Feruz. Superstar as a teenager, horse**** now.


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[Aldo]

Reminds me of Islam Feruz. Superstar as a teenager, horse**** now.


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Indeed.

My yam associates reckon we will be lucky if we pick up a player with at least half this new boys ability. He is better than anything we have and is worth €50million


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[Joe6-2]

Indeed.

My yam associates reckon we will be lucky if we pick up a player with at least half this new boys ability. He is better than anything we have and is worth €50million


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Oh they are funny, irritating, but funny

[Gmack7]

Indeed.

My yam associates reckon we will be lucky if we pick up a player with at least half this new boys ability. He is better than anything we have and is worth €50million


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of course he is , he is beyond awesome. just a bit surprised that he was mutually consented by his previous club, surely they could have recouped a paltry couple of million without any fuss

[Fuzzywuzzy]

That new laddie that signed claims there's no city he doesn't score in. 🤫

[The 90+2]

That new laddie that signed claims there's no city he doesn't score in. 🤫

Probably why he got kicked out his Dutch club.

[HoboHarry]

Probably why he got kicked out his Dutch club.
Shame that, his girlfriend apparently had a Dutch cap too.....

[Aldo]

of course he is , he is beyond awesome. just a bit surprised that he was mutually consented by his previous club, surely they could have recouped a paltry couple of million without any fuss

They honestly think they are going to make millions from this laddie!


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[Ozyhibby]

That new laddie that signed claims there's no city he doesn't score in. [emoji2958]

23 career goals at age 23? Not exactly prolific is he?


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[snedzuk]

Anybody remember the Jerren Nixon from Dundee United!! https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/archives/football/36170/tangerine-dream/


I listened to a United game on sportsound once – Derek Johnstone and Archie MacPhesron were commentating. Into the first half, Johnstone must’ve said about five times, ‘Nixon isn’t wearing his green socks today’ – eventually MacPherson asked him what he was on about. Johnstone says ‘In the dressing room hes known as Nixon of socks green’

Terrible.

But then, he goes quiet at half time and when he returns to the commentary, MacPherson asks him where hes been.
Johnstone says ‘I went to get a half time burger – when the girl came back she had the burger under her oxter – I asked her what she was doing and she said she was defrosting it’. Macpherson grunts – Johnstone ‘thank goodness I never ordered a hot dog’

[The 90+2]

Shame that, his girlfriend apparently had a Dutch cap too.....

😁😁😁😁

[Groathillgrump]

I listened to a United game on sportsound once – Derek Johnstone and Archie MacPhesron were commentating. Into the first half, Johnstone must’ve said about five times, ‘Nixon isn’t wearing his green socks today’ – eventually MacPherson asked him what he was on about. Johnstone says ‘In the dressing room hes known as Nixon of socks green’

Terrible.

But then, he goes quiet at half time and when he returns to the commentary, MacPherson asks him where hes been.
Johnstone says ‘I went to get a half time burger – when the girl came back she had the burger under her oxter – I asked her what she was doing and she said she was defrosting it’. Macpherson grunts – Johnstone ‘thank goodness I never ordered a hot dog’

:faf:

[007]

Just heard their new guy's interview on Sportsound. He sounds like a total erse so is well suited to them. I'm all for players being confident with a bit of cockiness but this guy goes way overboard. Vanecek mark II re how he's going to score loads of goals for them and we know how mark I turned out. Could be fun watching this one play out.

[Joe6-2]

I listened to a United game on sportsound once – Derek Johnstone and Archie MacPhesron were commentating. Into the first half, Johnstone must’ve said about five times, ‘Nixon isn’t wearing his green socks today’ – eventually MacPherson asked him what he was on about. Johnstone says ‘In the dressing room hes known as Nixon of socks green’

Terrible.

But then, he goes quiet at half time and when he returns to the commentary, MacPherson asks him where hes been.
Johnstone says ‘I went to get a half time burger – when the girl came back she had the burger under her oxter – I asked her what she was doing and she said she was defrosting it’. Macpherson grunts – Johnstone ‘thank goodness I never ordered a hot dog’

😂😂😂😂

[Bostonhibby]

Just heard their new guy's interview on Sportsound. He sounds like a total erse so is well suited to them. I'm all for players being confident with a bit of cockiness but this guy goes way overboard. Vanecek mark II re how he's going to score loads of goals for them and we know how mark I turned out. Could be fun watching this one play out.Vanacek actually said he was going to score loads of points for them. It's not his fault he thought Hearts were a basketball team.

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[Hibs4185]

Vanacek actually said he was going to score loads of points for them. It's not his fault he thought Hearts were a basketball team.

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Out of many embarrassment’s vanacek was right up there with the worst. I fear though that the law of averages suggests they are bound to find a good one now and again. Pray to god I’m wrong though, but hey are the luckiest *unts alive so no doubt they will find a nugget to help them survive relegation on goal difference or something

[Bostonhibby]

Out of many embarrassment’s vanacek was right up there with the worst. I fear though that the law of averages suggests they are bound to find a good one now and again. Pray to god I’m wrong though, but hey are the luckiest *unts alive so no doubt they will find a nugget to help them survive relegation on goal difference or somethingSeen it so often down the years but it's coming into sharper focus if they fail to beat Ross County.

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[Hibs4185]

Seen it so often down the years but it's coming into sharper focus if they fail to beat Ross County.

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Tomorrow is do or one foot closer into the championship. Ross county win and Naismith injured is relegation guaranteed.

[Bostonhibby]

Tomorrow is do or one foot closer into the championship. Ross county win and Naismith injured is relegation guaranteed.C'mon the Staggies[emoji16]

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[Spike Mandela]

Tomorrow is do or one foot closer into the championship. Ross county win and Naismith injured is relegation guaranteed.

Not wishing to put a damper on things but if Rangers and ourselves do our jobs and win our games, nothing changes for Hearts with a defeat to Ross Co except it’s one game less to play.

[bingo70]

Not wishing to put a damper on things but if Rangers and ourselves do our jobs and win our games, nothing changes for Hearts with a defeat to Ross Co except it’s one game less to play.

It does though as Hearts have got Rangers at the weekend while Hamilton are at home to Livi.

They need to win tomorrow night so it’s not too big a deal if they lose to rangers.

[Hibeesmad]

The players they got only know how to play one way. If Stendel sets them up expecting tiki-taka football then they will make themselves even more vulnerable.

[CapitalGreen]

Not wishing to put a damper on things but if Rangers and ourselves do our jobs and win our games, nothing changes for Hearts with a defeat to Ross Co except it’s one game less to play.

One of their relegation rivals moving 3 points further ahead of them by beating them would be pretty significant.

[Bostonhibby]

Not wishing to put a damper on things but if Rangers and ourselves do our jobs and win our games, nothing changes for Hearts with a defeat to Ross Co except it’s one game less to play.I can live with the disappointment of seeing them lose[emoji6]

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[Spike Mandela]

One of their relegation rivals moving 3 points further ahead of them by beating them would be pretty significant.

True, I was just meaning in relation to St Mirren and Hamilton.

[Ozyhibby]

Not wishing to put a damper on things but if Rangers and ourselves do our jobs and win our games, nothing changes for Hearts with a defeat to Ross Co except it’s one game less to play.

One less game is very important if you are 5 points adrift. Before the split they have to play us, Aberdeen, Celtic and Sevco where points may be hard to come by. They have only 7 other games before the split to close that gap. Time is not their friend.


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[The 90+2]

One less game is very important if you are 5 points adrift. Before the split they have to play us, Aberdeen, Celtic and Sevco where points may be hard to come by. They have only 7 other games before the split to close that gap. Time is not their friend.


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Beautiful. Night 😁💚💚

[Bostonhibby]

One less game is very important if you are 5 points adrift. Before the split they have to play us, Aberdeen, Celtic and Sevco where points may be hard to come by. They have only 7 other games before the split to close that gap. Time is not their friend.


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And there's always the prospect of the former Barnsley bombscare extending his excellent winless league run even further.

A draw is always like a cup final win to them so it's got to be a possibility tomorrow.

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[007]

It does though as Hearts have got Rangers at the weekend while Hamilton are at home to Livi.

They need to win tomorrow night so it’s not too big a deal if they lose to rangers.

Plus a defeat will be a huge dent to the confidence. Even a draw would suggest they haven't made as much progress as they think they have with their home draw v Aberdeen and win over League 1 Airdrie.

[Deansy]

This is maybe hard to believe but over on 'Throw-back' they've got a thread titled - 'Trying not to get carried away ….'


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I am expecting us to concede one from Rangers but we'll score more than them. Maybe even embarrass them. Let's see how they do against St Mirren tomorrow night'



Just wow !!!

[Since452]

This is maybe hard to believe but over on 'Throw-back' they've got a thread titled - 'Trying not to get carried away ….'


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I am expecting us to concede one from Rangers but we'll score more than them. Maybe even embarrass them. Let's see how they do against St Mirren tomorrow night'



Just wow !!!


Amazing what a famous draw with Aberdeen and win against part time Airdrie can do. I'm certain that poster must be undercover. Nobody can be that delusional

[Pagan Hibernia]

The players they got only know how to play one way. If Stendel sets them up expecting tiki-taka football then they will make themselves even more vulnerable.

It wont be tiki taka... more like a slightly crap, poundland version of klopp’s pressing game

[Bostonhibby]

This is maybe hard to believe but over on 'Throw-back' they've got a thread titled - 'Trying not to get carried away ….'


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I am expecting us to concede one from Rangers but we'll score more than them. Maybe even embarrass them. Let's see how they do against St Mirren tomorrow night'



Just wow !!!
Come on, own up whose undercover and posting stuff like this?

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[jacomo]

Come on, own up whose undercover and posting stuff like this?




Pointless being an undercover hobo on Kickback these days. It’s impossible to come up with stuff that’s madder than the nonsense spouted by Jambos on a daily basis.

[Bostonhibby]

Pointless being an undercover hobo on Kickback these days. It’s impossible to come up with stuff that’s madder than the nonsense spouted by Jambos on a daily basis.[emoji16]

Kiwidug it is then.

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[HoboHarry]

[emoji16]

Kiwidug it is then.

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Back in the day on the Scotsman forum it was a daily task to see who was spouting the biggest load s***e between Kiwidug, Totty and the Prof. It took Kiwidug a looooonnnnnnngggggg time to figure out the time differences lol.....

[wallpaperman]

The striker who has never scored for Hearts is away on loan to Arbroath.

I like that, means Hearts will still be paying about 90% of his monthly salary.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

The striker who has never scored for Hearts is away on loan to Arbroath.

You'll need to narrow it down a bit! 😉

[The 90+2]

You'll need to narrow it down a bit! 😉

:greengrin

[tamig]

Back in the day on the Scotsman forum it was a daily task to see who was spouting the biggest load s***e between Kiwidug, Totty and the Prof. It took Kiwidug a looooonnnnnnngggggg time to figure out the time differences lol.....

Victor Ian and Rolland gave him a good run for the title of chief pish spouter. I’m sure it was the bold Victor who claimed when their debt reached 40m that it wasn’t that bad.

[Since452]

17 league games without a win for Stendel. He isn't great against professional teams eh.

Oh. You're welcome

[Deansy]

Just heard their new guy's interview on Sportsound. He sounds like a total erse so is well suited to them. I'm all for players being confident with a bit of cockiness but this guy goes way overboard. Vanecek mark II re how he's going to score loads of goals for them and we know how mark I turned out. Could be fun watching this one play out.


The verdict on him is in from over on 'Throw-back'


'
Boys pish be as well sending him to Arbroath and keeping Whighton'



Surprising ………………... :faf:

[wallpaperman]

They are still two wins minimum from 11th place, slow panic is building..:

[Jack Hackett]

17 league games without a win for Stendel. He isn't great against professional teams eh.

Oh. You're welcome

So that's 2 pts from 18 for the best manager they've had for 30 years. They're going doooooon!

[Waxy]

Jambos only draw when they really had to win. Games running out and Hamilton St Mirren and StJohnstone get away with three hugely difficult away games without hearts gaining significant ground.
Grim now in gorgie.

[JJP]

We now have double their points total in a season where we have really struggled at times. They're going dooooooown.:na na:

[EI255]

Hearts not one shot on target at Dingwall tonight.

Go The Alky Hun! [emoji16]

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[Since452]

Wonder when the penny will drop. Rangers up next

[jacomo]

Cmon jealous hobos, just admit it! We’re ****ing ourselves.

After the famous draw against Aberdeen, tonight they got a Big point v RC. Next, a world class honours even??!

They are on a roll people.

[Craig_in_Prague]

Wonder when the penny will drop. Rangers up next

Next 5:
Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)

They'll be doing well to get anything between 1 and 4 points by the time Hamilton come to Tynie and as we seen tonight, no mugs and that'll be a big game that might define the remainder of their season..

I'm glad we won and have pulled away a bit from bottom 6.

[Hibeesmad]

Next 5:
Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)

They'll be doing well to get anything between 1 and 4 points by the time Hamilton come to Tynie and as we seen tonight, no mugs and that'll be a big game that might define the remainder of their season..

I'm glad we won and have pulled away a bit from bottom 6.

I dont think they will get any more than 5 points from those games.

[Jdawg]

How many goals did their new star signing score tonight? He scores goals everywhere he goes, except Dingwall. Haha

[Waxy]

Next 5:
Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)

They'll be doing well to get anything between 1 and 4 points by the time Hamilton come to Tynie and as we seen tonight, no mugs and that'll be a big game that might define the remainder of their season..

I'm glad we won and have pulled away a bit from bottom 6.

All theyll get is a draw at home to Killie. Theyll be ten points behind Hamilton when they visit the Duncans.

[grunt]

According to JKB they've scored a total of 3 goals in their last 10 league games?

[mutley]

According to JKB they've scored a total of 3 goals in their last 10 league games?


Also according to their already stared Match Day Thread, they will beat The Rangers 4-1 !!!

[Green Badger]

According to JKB they've scored a total of 3 goals in their last 10 league games?

Is Berra still top scorer? :greengrin

[Jdawg]

How many goals did their new star signing score tonight? He scores goals everywhere he goes, except Dingwall. Haha

[Since452]

Listen lads they're now three unbeaten. They shall not be moved and all that.

[bingo70]

Next 5:
Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)

They'll be doing well to get anything between 1 and 4 points by the time Hamilton come to Tynie and as we seen tonight, no mugs and that'll be a big game that might define the remainder of their season..

I'm glad we won and have pulled away a bit from bottom 6.

Hearts won’t lose all they games, they’ll probably get a win and maybe a couple of a draws......

The problem for them is that Hamilton and St Mirren will also pick up points at a similar rate.

Hearts fans I know seem to think a couple of wins will turn their season around. Imo they’ve got a lot more to do than that.

[Jack]

How many goals did their new star signing score tonight? He scores goals everywhere he goes, except Dingwall. Haha

I'm sure I heard he got the nil to give them the draw.

[Hibs4185]

17 league games without a win for Stendel. He isn't great against professional teams eh.

Oh. You're welcome

The messiah is just giving the rest of the league a chance before he goes on a year long unbeaten run and teaches us all how it’s done

[FilipinoHibs]

Another historic draw. This time away. Yes Daniel is turning things round. Rangers to look forward to at the weekend to.

[bingo70]

Are there any Hearts fans starting to doubt the guy yet?

I know the majority have got no choice but to back him and hope for the best, there must be some that are seeing through his nonsense though?

[Hibby Kay-Yay]

Stendal - “We are unbeaten in 2020”

Messiah

[Billy Whizz]

How many goals did their new star signing score tonight? He scores goals everywhere he goes, except Dingwall. Haha

He only scores in a City

[Bostonhibby]

How many goals did their new star signing score tonight? He scores goals everywhere he goes, except Dingwall. HahaFell on his arse with a cracking fresh air effort after Naismith set him up for an easy finish apparently. Never finished the match.

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[Gloucester Hibs]

Oddschecker now showing showing Hearts, Accies, and St Mirren all with similar odds of around 5/2 to finish bottom. I can’t see Hearts getting out of bottom spot before the split, and after that it all comes down to bottle!

[GreenCastle]

11 games left before the split.

In those 11 they play current top 6 (4 out of 6 away)...Celtic (away), Rangers, Aberdeen (away), Motherwell, Livi (away), Hibs (away)

Then 5 teams around them - Ross County, Motherwell and Killie (home)

St Mirren and St Johnstone (away)

They will need points at home against Ross County, Motherwell and Killie as a minimum plus a win away.

I can’t see them beating Celtic away (never happens) or Rangers at home (Huns in good form), Aberdeen away will be tough as always , Livi on the 3G tricky and ideally we win the Derby to do our bit.

Going into the final 5 games in the bottom 6..near the bottom.. will see the pressure increase significantly...

I would be starting to get worried as a jambo.

[PatHead]

11 games left before the split.

In those 11 they play current top 6 of Celtic (away), Rangers, Aberdeen (away), Motherwell, Livi (away), Hibs (away)

Then 5 teams around them - Ross County, Motherwell and Killie (home)

St Mirren and St Johnstone (away)

They will need points at home against Ross County, Motherwell and Killie as a minimum plus a win away.

I can’t see them beating Celtic away (never happens) or Rangers at home (Huns in good form), Aberdeen away will be tough as always , Livi on the 3G tricky and ideally we win the Derby to do our bit.

Going into the final 5 games in the bottom 6..near the bottom.. will see the pressure increase significantly...

I would be starting to get worried as a jambo.

Hobo, 5-1, Rudi, New Pep.... Comfort blanket.

[StevesFamau5]

Hobo, 5-1, Rudi, New Pep.... Comfort blanket.You forgot the "never let them forget" and 22 in a row.... Poor form PatHead [emoji23]

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[hibbyfraelibby]

How many goals did their new star signing score tonight? He scores goals everywhere he goes, except Dingwall. Haha

He only scores in cities...Dingwall is merely a county town.

[hibbyfraelibby]

Is Berra still top scorer? :greengrin

Yup

[HoboHarry]

He only scores in cities...Dingwall is merely a county town.
My best man scored in Dingwall - said he'd never seen a female with such white hair.....

[GreenCastle]

And they wonder why we call them wee huns...

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/187048-reports-from-anyone-who-was-in-dingwall/

Cringe !

[jacomo]

“Unbeaten in 2020.”

The parameters have returned!

[660]

If boys who travel to Dingwall on a Wednesday night aren’t true fans I’m not sure who is. Even their hardcore are largely cretins it would seem. Dismal stuff

[ehf]

Stendal - “We are unbeaten in 2020”

Messiah

That's some achievement to be fair; it will wipe the smug grin off Jurgen Klopp's puss when he finds out his record of 61 points out of a possible 63 has been knocked into a cocked hat.

[CMurdoch]

And they wonder why we call them wee huns...

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/187048-reports-from-anyone-who-was-in-dingwall/

Cringe !


I truly hope they can sort that out. Horrible stuff.
Attention seeking of the worst kind by intellectually challenged young men.

[Deansy]

Highlights o' their game tonight and their new 'Wonder kid's howler is at 01:48 - it's brilliant, he doesn't as much trip/slide, it's more like he FAINTS ! All the pressure at the thought of scoring was too much for his blood-pressure and he blanks out !!

And wait until you see Naismith's 'dive' for a penalty (round about 01:20) it's absolutely as pitiful as it is hilarious - he then goes on to he s*** himself when the County defender gets a grip o' him, the cheating wee scrote !

https://youtu.be/qzDPFqS-Xlg

[Real Emerald]

They have been financially doped for years and years, lets say at least from the Robinson days. They were around £20m in debt and looking at selling Tiny and renting Murrayfield when they got lucky and madman Romanov bought and saved them. Then he went on another huge spending spree which only by luck and Lithuanians being lenient and accepting peanuts for their debt, managed to survive. In all of these years (lets say at least 26 years) Hearts have enjoyed players at the club they couldn't afford and gained wins they wouldn't have got without this over expenditure.

The Hearts fans who have grown up in that era cant quite get their heads around the fact that every new messiah they sign is pish, unlike the previous 30 years when their living outwith their means has brought in pretty decent quality players. Every (unknown) player brought in these days is built up into a frenzy of greatness that has proved not be not the case. The 70+ players that they've signed in the 'living within their means' years have almost all turned out to be not very good, despite a massive fanfare of how they were going to rip the Scottish league to bits.

They still think they're going on a run and the new messiah Stendel and unheard of new goal machine is going to get them challenging in the top six!! That is what 30 years of financial doping does to a club that need to get real and understand that if you spend money on your stadium and live within your means it's not quite that simple. Even if you've received £9m in handouts in the past three years from mysterious benefactors. You actually couldn't make up the delusional pish and entitlement that emanates from that lot. Hope they go down.

[SanFranHibs]

Highlights o' their game tonight and their new 'Wonder kid's howler is at 01:48 - it's brilliant, he doesn't as much trip/slide, it's more like he FAINTS ! All the pressure at the thought of scoring was too much for his blood-pressure and he blanks out !!

And wait until you see Naismith's 'dive' for a penalty (round about 01:20) it's absolutely as pitiful as it is hilarious - he then goes on to he s*** himself when the County defender gets a grip o' him, the cheating wee scrote !

https://youtu.be/qzDPFqS-Xlg

Was a game of two halves. Hearts were s**t in the first half and Ross County were s**t in the second half.

That said Ross County had much the better chances and 2 or 3 more.

[CMurdoch]

They play Rangers at home on Saturday, a game which most folk, including me, expect them to lose. Even continuing their current run of draws would be of little use to them.

They have the following 5 league games in February and will need to take 10 points from them to keep the train on the track
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)
St Mirren (A)
I reckon they will win both home games and beat St Mirren away.
Draw away to St Johnstone and get a kicking from Celtic.

That decent level of form would still see them with only 24 points from 28 games which is dire.
Currently there are only 2 other teams who have less points than games played.

[CMurdoch]

Highlights o' their game tonight and their new 'Wonder kid's howler is at 01:48 - it's brilliant, he doesn't as much trip/slide, it's more like he FAINTS ! All the pressure at the thought of scoring was too much for his blood-pressure and he blanks out !!

And wait until you see Naismith's 'dive' for a penalty (round about 01:20) it's absolutely as pitiful as it is hilarious - he then goes on to he s*** himself when the County defender gets a grip o' him, the cheating wee scrote !

https://youtu.be/qzDPFqS-Xlg

1st Ross Co chance Soutter saves their ass
2nd Ross Co chance Soutter almost sells the jerseys
On those highlights Naismith, other than his dive, looks sharp.
2 games without getting injured is pretty good for him. Can he reach February?

[EdinMike]

The denial is phenomenal over there.

[FilipinoHibs]

Highlights o' their game tonight and their new 'Wonder kid's howler is at 01:48 - it's brilliant, he doesn't as much trip/slide, it's more like he FAINTS ! All the pressure at the thought of scoring was too much for his blood-pressure and he blanks out !!

And wait until you see Naismith's 'dive' for a penalty (round about 01:20) it's absolutely as pitiful as it is hilarious - he then goes on to he s*** himself when the County defender gets a grip o' him, the cheating wee scrote !

https://youtu.be/qzDPFqS-Xlg

That was like a park game.

[Jim44]

Highlights o' their game tonight and their new'Wonder kid's howler is at 01:48 - it's brilliant, he doesn't as much trip/slide, it's more like he FAINTS ! All the pressure at the thought of scoring was too much for his blood-pressure and he blanks out !!

And wait until you see Naismith's 'dive' for a penalty (round about 01:20) it's absolutely as pitiful as it is hilarious - he then goes on to he s*** himself when the County defender gets a grip o' him, the cheating wee scrote !

https://youtu.be/qzDPFqS-Xlg

I’ve got a feeling that Avdijaj is 3 times the player that Shankland is.

[Springbank]

Hearts & celebrating draws...

We know all about the Greatest Draw In History (Hearts 0 Aberdeen 0)

And we know about the "Unbeaten in 2020" draw that was Ross County 0 Hearts 0

But does anyone else remember what the score was the day Steve Frail led Hearts on a lap of honour at Easter Road after a derby draw? Was it 0-0 or 1-1?

No-one appreciates a draw like the Gorgie mob...

[Hermit Crab]

And they wonder why we call them wee huns...

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/187048-reports-from-anyone-who-was-in-dingwall/

Cringe !


To be fair all but one of those posters on that thread are condemning the behaviour.

[Since452]

Next 5:
Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)

They'll be doing well to get anything between 1 and 4 points by the time Hamilton come to Tynie and as we seen tonight, no mugs and that'll be a big game that might define the remainder of their season..

I'm glad we won and have pulled away a bit from bottom 6.

I don't think they'll win any of them

[Since452]

And they wonder why we call them wee huns...

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/187048-reports-from-anyone-who-was-in-dingwall/

Cringe !

To think they had a thread on there complaining about us calling them wee huns

[green day]

They play Rangers at home on Saturday, a game which most folk, including me, expect them to lose. Even continuing their current run of draws would be of little use to them.

They have the following 5 league games in February and will need to take 10 points from them to keep the train on the track
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)
St Mirren (A)
I reckon they will win both home games and beat St Mirren away.
Draw away to St Johnstone and get a kicking from Celtic.

That decent level of form would still see them with only 24 points from 28 games which is dire.
Currently there are only 2 other teams who have less points than games played.

3rd bottom last season had 33 points, but that is very tight, and they probably need 24 points from the 16 remaining matches to be sure of safety.

Thats a big win ratio.

They might get a few in the bottom 6 v the dross, but until then they look in big trouble.

Nice.

[sean04]

To think they had a thread on there complaining about us calling them wee huns

Singing songs about Britain then singing songs about there manager being a nazi

Clowns

[Jones28]

And they wonder why we call them wee huns...

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/187048-reports-from-anyone-who-was-in-dingwall/

Cringe !

In fairness, it seems like a group of young, coked-up fannies were the ones singing about their own manager being a nazi, all but one comment was slating them.

[sambajustice]

They play Rangers at home on Saturday, a game which most folk, including me, expect them to lose. Even continuing their current run of draws would be of little use to them.

They have the following 5 league games in February and will need to take 10 points from them to keep the train on the track
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)
St Mirren (A)
I reckon they will win both home games and beat St Mirren away.
Draw away to St Johnstone and get a kicking from Celtic.

That decent level of form would still see them with only 24 points from 28 games which is dire.
Currently there are only 2 other teams who have less points than games played.

10 points from 5 games is extremely good form given they'll likely only have 14 after 23 games. Especially with a game against Celtic in amongst that 5.

They've been the worst team in the league for 12 months. That would be a fairly dramatic turnaround

[Aldo]

Messages I got last night from yam associates stating that money would be spent regardless to get the right players in, even if it meant debt. I asked about the debt and the reply .... it doesn’t matter because we owe it too ourselves!


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[Danderhall Hibs]

Messages I got last night from yam associates stating that money would be spent regardless to get the right players in, even if it meant debt. I asked about the debt and the reply .... it doesn’t matter because we owe it too ourselves!


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I reckon someone’s either trying to wind you up or they’re trying to stop you sending them messages.

[FilipinoHibs]

Messages I got last night from yam associates stating that money would be spent regardless to get the right players in, even if it meant debt. I asked about the debt and the reply .... it doesn’t matter because we owe it too ourselves!


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There only source of credit is Queen Anne. The bank they robbed the last time is bankrupt. Nobody else will lend to them and think Queen Anne has a much smaller inclination to throw more money away.

[Aldo]

I reckon someone’s either trying to wind you up or they’re trying to stop you sending them messages.

Maybe both.... but sometimes I cannot help myself!

Btw they are being deadly serious!


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[jacomo]

To think they had a thread on there complaining about us calling them wee huns


Even your average Hearts fan can understand that if you act like a hun you will get labelled as a hun.

This is not a few neds at Tynecastle. If this is a significant number of their travelling support at Dingwall then they’ve got a real problem.

[Since452]

They are saying that Stendel will have learned a lot from last night. Well either he has learning difficulties or he already knows they are ***** and can't do anything about it. He's had 6 league games and managed two famous draws

[Cataplana]

They are saying that Stendel will have learned a lot from last night. Well either he has learning difficulties or he already knows they are ***** and can't do anything about it. He's had 6 league games and managed two famous draws

Yams have very steep learning curves though. After going bust, most supporters would expect their club to live within its means, and not make the same mistakes again.

[Bostonhibby]

They are saying that Stendel will have learned a lot from last night. Well either he has learning difficulties or he already knows they are ***** and can't do anything about it. He's had 6 league games and managed two famous drawsHe's learning all the time, eventually he might become an assistant part time sporting director with all the other ones, meantime he'll chug along winning the odd draw whilst chasing that ever elusive league win. He's doing the reverse Klopp.

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[Since90+2]

Fantastic start for Stendel. 4 losses and 2 spectacular 0-0 draws.

Keep it up oor Daniel.

[Onceinawhile]

fantastic start for stendel. 4 losses and 2 spectacular 0-0 draws.

Keep it up oor daniel.

how dare you.

You say 2 0-0 draws????

Do you not remember the glorious lead that was held v aberdeen in the 1-1 draw??

[MagicSwirlingShip]

There only source of credit is Queen Anne. The bank they robbed the last time is bankrupt. Nobody else will lend to them and think Queen Anne has a much smaller inclination to throw more money away.

And the Earl of Rosebery

[Joe6-2]

I truly hope they can sort that out. Horrible stuff.
Attention seeking of the worst kind by intellectually challenged young men.

I blame Hibs, 2016 destroyed they’re song book!!

[KingPat4]

They play Rangers at home on Saturday, a game which most folk, including me, expect them to lose. Even continuing their current run of draws would be of little use to them.

They have the following 5 league games in February and will need to take 10 points from them to keep the train on the track
St Johnstone (A)
Killie (H)
Celtic (A)
Hamilton (H)
St Mirren (A)
I reckon they will win both home games and beat St Mirren away.
Draw away to St Johnstone and get a kicking from Celtic.

That decent level of form would still see them with only 24 points from 28 games which is dire.
Currently there are only 2 other teams who have less points than games played.


I don;t see them winning any of their next six games. Another two famous draws at best.

:lolyam:

[Gordy M]

The bizarre thing is that if they had appointed a Scottish/British manager, then they would be chasing him out the door after the results Stendal has 'acheived'. Imagine Stuart McCall had got the job and lost 5 and drawn 2 in the league?? They would have been raging. Remember Hearts and Hibs were on the same points when we sacked our respective managers.

[Pretty Boy]

I was of the opinion that they might just scrape enough points together to stay up but I'm not so sure now. I really thought they would get a result last night but by all accounts it was an awful performance yet again.

Their near hero worship of Stendel is bordering on bizarre, but I suppose they have no choice. They need someone to rally around and he plays to the crowd well. Hamilton and St Johnstone will both fancy their chances at the weekend and St Mirren have home advantage as well. I think Killie could well end up being their saviours as they just can't buy a win at the moment and are on a truly Butcheresque run of form. Fingers crossed they pick up soon.

[green with envy]

Singing songs about Britain then singing songs about there manager being a nazi

Clowns

Oh wee oh

Stendel is a Nazi

oh wee oh

He loves the fu**ing Gorgie

oh wee oh

He hates the fu**king IRA

2, 3, 4 repeat.

Absolute morons.

[Hermit Crab]

You watch, they'll end up beating rangers this weekend.

[Col2]

I blame Hibs, 2016 destroyed they’re song book!!

By accounts the Hearts ‘Young Team’ (16-17 year old neds) dusted down Glasgow Rangers traditionally book last night.

[Col2]

You watch, they'll end up beating rangers this weekend.

Anything possible but I would be surprised if they won. Might sneak a draw.

[Col2]

I was of the opinion that they might just scrape enough points together to stay up but I'm not so sure now. I really thought they would get a result last night but by all accounts it was an awful performance yet again.

Their near hero worship of Stendel is bordering on bizarre, but I suppose they have no choice. They need someone to rally around and he plays to the crowd well. Hamilton and St Johnstone will both fancy their chances at the weekend and St Mirren have home advantage as well. I think Killie could well end up being their saviours as they just can't buy a win at the moment and are on a truly Butcheresque run of form. Fingers crossed they pick up soon.

It’s the away form that is appalling. They will win a few at home but I wouldn’t bet on them away from home against any team in the top two divisions. They are truly dog *****. They have bought one player when they needed at least 5 probably more. They will get another player in but they might find by then they have lost to Rangers and St Johnstone (A).

The love in for Out Daniel is bizarre but it’s a reflects that they have nobody else to cling on to and therefore think he is the new Klopp.

[jeffers]

It all hinges on Naismith staying fit IMO. If he does they'll stay up, if not they could well go down.

[Pretty Boy]

Oh wee oh

Stendel is a Nazi

oh wee oh

He loves the fu**ing Gorgie

oh wee oh

He hates the fu**king IRA

2, 3, 4 repeat.

Absolute morons.

:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

That is absolutely tragic.

[Since452]

What a weird set of fans. Singing about 10 German bombers being shot down by the RAF then celebrating Stendel being a Nazi. Confused little idiots

[green with envy]

You watch, they'll end up beating rangers this weekend.

rangers had their blip last night. I expect them to win quite comfortably.

[Since90+2]

You watch, they'll end up beating rangers this weekend.

Highly doubt it. They are bottom of the league for a simple reason - they are absolutely pish.

[FilipinoHibs]

And the Earl of Rosebery

His personal fortune is very small and dwarfed by the mysterious befefactor. Posting missing when they were in admin to.

[FilipinoHibs]

:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

That is absolutely tragic.

Confirmation if you want to see the dregs of Edinburgh all in one place at the same time just go to a Hearts game.

[Kaff]

It all hinges on Naismith staying fit IMO. If he does they'll stay up, if not they could well go down.

Agree to a large extent but I think there could be a potential for Naismith alienating a few players with his sometimes over the top on field b#llockings he dishes out.
We all want under achievers to get a rocket but quite often in a situation like this it's not the answer, no idea about this Kosovan player but he obviously has a bit of the prima Donna about him and how well will he take to getting bawled out all the time?
Time will tell, staying fit is probably a bigger concern tbh

[Since452]

Their season starts in February apparently. Just the usual

[Sylar]

Oh wee oh

Stendel is a Nazi

oh wee oh

He loves the fu**ing Gorgie

oh wee oh

He hates the fu**king IRA

2, 3, 4 repeat.

Absolute morons.

I think you'd probably find that the vast majority of Hearts fans would agree with your assessment. Certainly on KB, they're pretty much lambasting the "young team", to a man.

[Since452]

Stendel stressed: “I said to the players, we need to take the positives – and we are unbeaten in 2020, three games in a row".

[hibbyfraelibby]

There only source of credit is Queen Anne. The bank they robbed the last time is bankrupt. Nobody else will lend to them and think Queen Anne has a much smaller inclination to throw more money away.

...and allegedly already bumping suppliers, including the queen's brother.

[Cataplana]

Stendel stressed: “I said to the players, we need to take the positives – and we are unbeaten in 2020, three games in a row".

Invincibles

[Baader]

Stendel stressed: “I said to the players, we need to take the positives – and we are unbeaten in 2020, three games in a row".

A cup win against part timers and two draws. Aberdeen game was last year anyway. So in 2020 its a win v Airdrie and a 0-0. Klopp must fear for his future at Liverpool.

[Jim44]

Rangers can’t afford to lose against the Jambos. The Jambos will have no say in the matter. Comprehensive trouncing.

[mjhibby]

Their season starts in February apparently. Just the usual

Indeed. Amazing how they blank out how bad they actually are. Best post was that we should enjoy our season in the sun as the jambos will be back next season. Wee fact for them. This will be the third season we have finished well ahead of them. Also they might not even be in this league next season. They seem to think they will magically turn it round. They have both sets of the bigot bros in their next three games so they will still be well off safety with only 13 games left and games v well,the dons and us this quarter. Totally deluded and not accepting of their position. Unless they do accept they are in a dogfight they will go down

[calumhibee1]

Stendel stressed: “I said to the players, we need to take the positives – and we are unbeaten in 2020, three games in a row".

Unbeaten in two games in 2020, Daniel. Not three.

And they were against Airdrie and Ross County :faf:

[Hibbyradge]

Indeed. Amazing how they blank out how bad they actually are. Best post was that we should enjoy our season in the sun as the jambos will be back next season. Wee fact for them. This will be the third season we have finished well ahead of them. Also they might not even be in this league next season. They seem to think they will magically turn it round. They have both sets of the bigot bros in their next three games so they will still be well off safety with only 13 games left and games v well,the dons and us this quarter. Totally deluded and not accepting of their position. Unless they do accept they are in a dogfight they will go down

It doesn't really matter what the fans do or do not accept.

If Hamilton get something from Livingston, hearts will be 5 points adrift again.

I still think they'll spend enough to keep them up, but it can't be comfortable being a sensible hearts supporter at the moment.

[Crazyhorse]

I still think they'll spend enough to keep them up, but it can't be comfortable being a sensible hearts supporter at the moment.

That is a very tiny demographic...

[Hibbyradge]

That is a very tiny demographic...

:greengrin

Certainly on Kickback it is.

[Since452]

It doesn't really matter what the fans do or do not accept.

If Hamilton get something from Livingston, hearts will be 5 points adrift again.

I still think they'll spend enough to keep them up, but it can't be comfortable being a sensible hearts supporter at the moment.

That's the issue Hearts have. The other teams will all take points from each other meaning Hearts could get a couple more heroic draws on the bounce and find themselves further adrift. If Hibs were in their position my arse would be twitching. Especially when they can't even muster a shot on target against Ross County

[Bostonhibby]

Unbeaten in two games in 2020, Daniel. Not three.

And they were against Airdrie and Ross County :faf:They're unbeaten in February as well.

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[Northernhibee]

They're unbeaten in February as well.

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TBF they're undefeated in March, April and May too. They've won the Scottish already.

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

I see that wee scroat Naismith diving again to try and win a penalty, desperate stuff.

[Bostonhibby]

TBF they're undefeated in March, April and May too. They've won the Scottish already.Still no shots on target though, "Naisy" is chipping in with even funnier dives than last night but not a single penalty either.

Worrying times for Desperate Dan, unless of course he isn't there.[emoji16]

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[Waxy]

It doesn't really matter what the fans do or do not accept.

If Hamilton get something from Livingston, hearts will be 5 points adrift again.

I still think they'll spend enough to keep them up, but it can't be comfortable being a sensible hearts supporter at the moment.Who can they buy to keep them up? Will they care?

[Ozyhibby]

Usually 33 points are needed to avoid the automatic drop, so they need roughly 19 points from their remaining 16 games.
Given that ‘your Daniel’ has managed 2 from his first 7 games means there needs to be a significant improvement very soon.


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[Greenworld]

Usually 33 points are needed to avoid the automatic drop, so they need roughly 19 points from their remaining 16 games.
Given that ‘your Daniel’ has managed 2 from his first 7 games means there needs to be a significant improvement very soon.


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkSounds easy when you put it like that . I think that if the gap widens to 7 points then they have real problem

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[Since452]

Weekends relegation watch

Hamilton at home to Livingston
St Mirren at home to Aberdeen
St Johnstone at home to Killie

If results go against them on Saturday they could go into Sundays game against Rangers 7 points adrift

[Cataplana]

Weekends relegation watch

Hamilton at home to Livingston
St Mirren at home to Aberdeen
St Johnsone at home to Killie

If results go against them on Saturday they could go into Sundays game against Rangers 7 points adrift

Pleasing.

[Onceinawhile]

Weekends relegation watch

Hamilton at home to Livingston
St Mirren at home to Aberdeen
St Johnstone at home to Killie

If results go against them on Saturday they could go into Sundays game against Rangers 7 points adrift

Hamilton and St Johnstone will possibly pick up a point or 3. Can't see St Mirren doing so though.

Regardless though, it's likely to be another game down with no progress made towards catching those above them.

[Northernhibee]

Hamilton and St Johnstone will possibly pick up a point or 3. Can't see St Mirren doing so though.

Regardless though, it's likely to be another game down with no progress made towards catching those above them.

11th is no good either as you're in a relegation playoff - and although the setup favours the top tier side, the motivation for the two teams couldn't be more different. One team buzzing as they have the chance to go up, the other desperately trying to avoid losing their top tier status.

They need wins and they need to get themselves up to tenth - they're five points off that and even if St Mirren lose they could find themselves seven points off tenth by the end of the week. That's into the territory of two wins not being enough even if results go your way and that's not a good place to find yourselves.

[brog]

Hamilton and St Johnstone will possibly pick up a point or 3. Can't see St Mirren doing so though.

Regardless though, it's likely to be another game down with no progress made towards catching those above them.

Haven't St M already beaten Sheep this season?

[CMurdoch]

3rd bottom last season had 33 points, but that is very tight, and they probably need 24 points from the 16 remaining matches to be sure of safety.

Thats a big win ratio.

They might get a few in the bottom 6 v the dross, but until then they look in big trouble.

Nice.

I agree with all of your post.
They need to aim for 24 points to leave them with the same number of points as matches played which generally means safety.
Suspect it will get worse for them before it gets better given their games against Rangers and Celtic in the next 3 games. Additionally that is games in which Naismith could get injured which would probably burn all their bridges given their massive reliance on him. If I was Stendal I would be inclined save him for games they can win but it won't happen.

It will be a good watch for the rest of the season after the Celtic game is done and they have a massive gap to claw back. Can see them stuck closely with St Mirren and Hamilton as the bottom 6 dross fest begins in April.

We have our own massive gap to claw back to Aberdeen and Motherwell and European places. I am desperate for a win on Saturday which would give us a fighters chance.

Lots of football to take an interest in until the end of the season.

[Keith_M]

You watch, they'll end up beating rangers this weekend.


Nae chance.

[CMurdoch]

Nae chance.

Can't see it, Rangers think they are in with a chance of the title so no chance of complacency.
Draw is the best they can hope for which is not what they need.
Hearts will fight hard till they lose the 1st goal and then be under the cosh.

[Since452]

Can't see it, Rangers think they are in with a chance of the title so no chance of complacency.
Draw is the best they can hope for which is not what they need.
Hearts will fight hard till they lose the 1st goal and then be under the cosh.

They'll be gegendepressing like men possessed for the first 30 minutes then knacker themselves out

[lapsedhibee]

Stendel stressed: “I said to the players, we need to take the positives – and we are unbeaten in 2020, three games in a row".

Stevie Fail needs to have a word with a lawyer about copyright infringement.

[Green_one]

Usually 33 points are needed to avoid the automatic drop, so they need roughly 19 points from their remaining 16 games.
Given that ‘your Daniel’ has managed 2 from his first 7 games means there needs to be a significant improvement very soon.



Please. Stop using maths and logic. You know it does not apply to them. Everything is grand.

Actually, I am happy they remain deluded and sleepwalk into a lower division. Lets not spoil it. :wink:

[hibbyfraelibby]

See over on Keekingthemselves the irrefutable oracle that is Dazjambo is telling them Boyce will definately be signed this window. When Daz speaks they all bow down in worshipful belief. However...it appears Sunderland are after a couple of players, one of which is Boyce. The other player they have offered £650k for is from the team one J.Vela esq has just signed...as this guys replacement.

Sunderland are splurging the cash on a scale that makes you wonder what they are offering BAFC for Boyce and certainly way out of Queen Ann's benefactors pocket.

[Since452]

Usually 33 points are needed to avoid the automatic drop, so they need roughly 19 points from their remaining 16 games.
Given that ‘your Daniel’ has managed 2 from his first 7 games means there needs to be a significant improvement very soon.


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So another 16 famous draws in a row might not be good enough? Unbeaten in 2020 though

[Waxy]

Funny if we signed Boyce.

[Hibee87]

Funny if we signed Boyce.

I dont understand why he would even want to come back to the SPFL, let alone Hearts.

He is scoring fairly regular for Burton and has a good chance of getting to the playoffs at least. Even if he does want to leave a few more months and continuing to score he will walk away for free and surly have a couple of Championship teams who would be willing to pay him far more than anyone in the SPFL who are likely to want him.
If he was that desperate to sign for Hearts why not just sign a pre contract then let them negotiate the early release?

Id like to think if there was a genuine reason he wants to come back to Scotland we WOULD be looking to get him in.

[Deansy]

They have been financially doped for years and years, lets say at least from the Robinson days. They were around £20m in debt and looking at selling Tiny and renting Murrayfield when they got lucky and madman Romanov bought and saved them. Then he went on another huge spending spree which only by luck and Lithuanians being lenient and accepting peanuts for their debt, managed to survive. In all of these years (lets say at least 26 years) Hearts have enjoyed players at the club they couldn't afford and gained wins they wouldn't have got without this over expenditure.

The Hearts fans who have grown up in that era cant quite get their heads around the fact that every new messiah they sign is pish, unlike the previous 30 years when their living outwith their means has brought in pretty decent quality players. Every (unknown) player brought in these days is built up into a frenzy of greatness that has proved not be not the case. The 70+ players that they've signed in the 'living within their means' years have almost all turned out to be not very good, despite a massive fanfare of how they were going to rip the Scottish league to bits.

They still think they're going on a run and the new messiah Stendel and unheard of new goal machine is going to get them challenging in the top six!! That is what 30 years of financial doping does to a club that need to get real and understand that if you spend money on your stadium and live within your means it's not quite that simple. Even if you've received £9m in handouts in the past three years from mysterious benefactors. You actually couldn't make up the delusional pish and entitlement that emanates from that lot. Hope they go down.

It was actually Mercer who started their now infamous 'Business-plan' which in reality just meant they stopped paying their bills and accruing debt - when he took over they were approx. £500,000-£1m in debt and when he left their debt had increased to approx. £5-7m. The Pie-man continued with the plan and when he sold to Vlad their debt was £20-22m !. But is was when Vlad took over that they really went to town - in short, what with his 'Debt-for-equity' deals and other 'things' (think 'Omo/Daz/Persil …..), basically from the day Mercer took over until the day they went bust, Hearts 'spent' (conned/de-frauded/swindled/stole etc, etc) £100-120m of 'Other People's Money' !. And for all that amount of money, all they got was 3 Scottish Cup 'wins' (purchases) and a better but financially-doctored derby-record !. How they got away with it only the 'Establishment' can say !

But you're bang-on when you talk about the effect those years have had on their collective psyche - there's Jambos brought up during that era who truly believe that throughout their entire club's history, money has never been a problem and that they've always had the financial clout to buy their way out of anything !. In other words, they genuinely believe that, despite the presence of the 'Old S*um', they are a 'Big team' in Scotland ! I think it's one of the main reasons why we're lapping-up the reality that's constantly slapping them in their collective kisser these days - I reckon that for the amount of time they were 'at it', it will take the same amount of time before 'Realism' breaks out at Tiny-Tyney - 30+ years !

[G B Young]

You watch, they'll end up beating rangers this weekend.


I think this season's Rangers are highly unlikely to slip up against the yams, not when they're right in the mix to win the title. They're simply a much better team than Hearts.

[Cataplana]

It was actually Mercer who started their now infamous 'Business-plan' which in reality just meant they stopped paying their bills and accruing debt - when he took over they were approx. £500,000-£1m in debt and when he left their debt had increased to approx. £5-7m. The Pie-man continued with the plan and when he sold to Vlad their debt was £20-22m !. But is was when Vlad took over that they really went to town - in short, what with his 'Debt-for-equity' deals and other 'things' (think 'Omo/Daz/Persil …..), basically from the day Mercer took over until the day they went bust, Hearts 'spent' (conned/de-frauded/swindled/stole etc, etc) £100-120m of 'Other People's Money' !. And for all that amount of money, all they got was 3 Scottish Cup 'wins' (purchases) and a better but financially-doctored derby-record !. How they got away with it only the 'Establishment' can say !

But you're bang-on when you talk about the effect those years have had on their collective psyche - there's Jambos brought up during that era who truly believe that throughout their entire club's history, money has never been a problem and that they've always had the financial clout to buy their way out of anything !. In other words, they genuinely believe that, despite the presence of the 'Old S*um', they are a 'Big team' in Scotland ! I think it's one of the main reasons why we're lapping-up the reality that's constantly slapping them in their collective kisser these days - I reckon that for the amount of time they were 'at it', it will take the same amount of time before 'Realism' breaks out at Tiny-Tyney - 30+ years !

They were in debt when the FTB took over. He left them in pretty much the same position when he sold up.

[The 90+2]

I think this season's Rangers are highly unlikely to slip up against the yams, not when they're right in the mix to win the title. They're simply a much better team than Hearts.

They already drew with them under Potter. I hope Rangers smash them though. Their high press will leave gaps and the huns have pace.

[G B Young]

They'll be gegendepressing like men possessed for the first 30 minutes then knacker themselves out

Not seen any footage or read any reports but how did the high press that was supposedly going to blow Ross County away work out last night? A breezy '3-0 to the famous' was one of the pre-match predictions I saw on kickback. Was there any evidence of it? Or just the same old huff and puff?

[Northernhibee]

Not seen any footage or read any reports but how did the high press that was supposedly going to blow Ross County away work out last night? A breezy '3-0 to the famous' was one of the pre-match predictions I saw on kickback. Was there any evidence of it? Or just the same old huff and puff?

Apparently their new striker will do better against Rangers because "that's more his level".

That's how things work.

[HibbyAndy]

Apparently their new striker will do better against Rangers because "that's more his level".

That's how things work.

Are they truly saying that over on 14 points back ?

Truly staggering

[Heisenberg]

Hearts back in with another bid for Boyce. According to Jamie Borthwick it’s not been rejected yet and apparently “wages wouldn’t be an issue”. Boyce would be mental to sign for Hearts in their current state but if they are offering him more money that’s where he’ll end up.

[The 90+2]

Hearts back in with another bid for Boyce. According to Jamie Borthwick it’s not been rejected yet and apparently “wages wouldn’t be an issue”. Boyce would be mental to sign for Hearts in their current state but if they are offering him more money that’s where he’ll end up.

Why he wouldn’t see out his contract and get more money in the summer with a better signing on fee to a better club than them would be staggering. He must already be on championship wages as he signed for Burton when they where in that league.

[flash]

They are clearly about to massively overpay for Boyce.

[bigwheel]

Hearts back in with another bid for Boyce. According to Jamie Borthwick it’s not been rejected yet and apparently “wages wouldn’t be an issue”. Boyce would be mental to sign for Hearts in their current state but if they are offering him more money that’s where he’ll end up.

They give us a laugh ...but they are, at least , setting out to try to secure their first choice ...fair play. Will be a top signing imho ....

[The 90+2]

They give us a laugh ...but they are, at least , setting out to try to secure their first choice ...fair play. Will be a top signing imho ....

They are in a desperate situation and have to roll the dice.

[Aldo]

Funny if we signed Boyce.

As Keagan said “I’d Love it if we beat them”


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[Stuart93]

They give us a laugh ...but they are, at least , setting out to try to secure their first choice ...fair play. Will be a top signing imho ....

Yep it is but I’m still thinking if there is other championship teams who want him or Sunderland they’ll blow hearts’ bid out the water.

I also think there’s a lot more wrong with their team than simply their strikers

[Ozyhibby]

Why he wouldn’t see out his contract and get more money in the summer with a better signing on fee to a better club than them would be staggering. He must already be on championship wages as he signed for Burton when they where in that league.

Risk of injury?


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[Ozyhibby]

New guy must have played well last night.[emoji23]

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[Heisenberg]

Yep it is but I’m still thinking if there is other championship teams who want him or Sunderland they’ll blow hearts’ bid out the water.

I also think there’s a lot more wrong with their team than simply their strikers

That last point had me go and look at their team from last night. Irving and Bozanic as their starting central midfield 😂

[Stuart93]

That last point had me go and look at their team from last night. Irving and Bozanic as their starting central midfield 😂

Exactly, aye Boyce might get them a few goals but there’s a lot more to a team than a good striker and we already know that from this season

Their midfield is toilet.

[Since452]

If I was a player that my current club wanted to keep and had other clubs wanting me would I go to a basket case club with a questionable manager morooned at the bottom of the league with no league wins in their last 10? Hmm...

[lapsedhibee]

If I was a player that my current club wanted to keep and had other clubs wanting me would I go to a basket case club with a questionable manager morooned at the bottom of the league with no league wins in their last 10? Hmm...

Hope that sticks.

[Jack Hackett]

Congratulations Lurkers

100 pages of belly laughs... and you appear to be just warming up

We thank you all. Keep 'em coming! :aok:

[emerald green]

The Yams upcoming league fixtures:

The Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Kilmarnock (H)
Celtic (A)

Chuckle chuckle. :greengrin

[Jack Hackett]

Thought he'd retired? Be as well signing Posh

Close :greengrin

[mjhibby]

They have been financially doped for years and years, lets say at least from the Robinson days. They were around £20m in debt and looking at selling Tiny and renting Murrayfield when they got lucky and madman Romanov bought and saved them. Then he went on another huge spending spree which only by luck and Lithuanians being lenient and accepting peanuts for their debt, managed to survive. In all of these years (lets say at least 26 years) Hearts have enjoyed players at the club they couldn't afford and gained wins they wouldn't have got without this over expenditure.

The Hearts fans who have grown up in that era cant quite get their heads around the fact that every new messiah they sign is pish, unlike the previous 30 years when their living outwith their means has brought in pretty decent quality players. Every (unknown) player brought in these days is built up into a frenzy of greatness that has proved not be not the case. The 70+ players that they've signed in the 'living within their means' years have almost all turned out to be not very good, despite a massive fanfare of how they were going to rip the Scottish league to bits.

They still think they're going on a run and the new messiah Stendel and unheard of new goal machine is going to get them challenging in the top six!! That is what 30 years of financial doping does to a club that need to get real and understand that if you spend money on your stadium and live within your means it's not quite that simple. Even if you've received £9m in handouts in the past three years from mysterious benefactors. You actually couldn't make up the delusional pish and entitlement that emanates from that lot. Hope they go down.

I concur100%.

[Joe6-2]

Close :greengrin

😂

[mjhibby]

Not seen any footage or read any reports but how did the high press that was supposedly going to blow Ross County away work out last night? A breezy '3-0 to the famous' was one of the pre-match predictions I saw on kickback. Was there any evidence of it? Or just the same old huff and puff?

O shots on target. Ross county had two very decent chances in the first half to score,they had one decent chance to score second half. Maybe geggen whatever it's called is German for boring teams into submission.😂

[Joe6-2]

O shots on target. Ross county had two very decent chances in the first half to score,they had one decent chance to score second half. Maybe geggen whatever it's called is German for boring teams into submission.😂

If it is, that didn’t work either!

[Dashing Bob S]

The Yams upcoming league fixtures:

The Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Kilmarnock (H)
Celtic (A)

Chuckle chuckle. :greengrin

Difficult to see them as anything other than canon fodder for the OF. The St Johnstone and Kilmarnock games could determine their future. I’m not convinced they have enough fight it togetherness to come out 11th in a relegation battle.

[Since452]

When does Morelos make his return from the ban?

[Deansy]

New guy must have played well last night.[emoji23]

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Have you seen his 'slip/tumble' at their open goal last night - it's ****ing hilarious ?. It actually looks like he faints/swoons as the ball comes to him - tad strange for someone who scores everywhere he goes !

[Hibby70]

Have you seen his 'slip/tumble' at their open goal last night - it's ****ing hilarious ?. It actually looks like he faints/swoons as the ball comes to him - tad strange for someone who scores everywhere he goes !

To be fair I think he slipped on the tsunami of saliva coming from Stendels lips.

[Bostonhibby]

Have you seen his 'slip/tumble' at their open goal last night - it's ****ing hilarious ?. It actually looks like he faints/swoons as the ball comes to him - tad strange for someone who scores everywhere he goes !He scores in cities apparently so I'm guessing he fresh airs it and falls on his erse in towns.


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[Joe6-2]

To be fair I think he slipped on the tsunami of saliva coming from Stendels lips.

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