Where's your gratitude? They won 2 world wars so you'd have the freedom to post that! :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baldy Foghorn
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Where's your gratitude? They won 2 world wars so you'd have the freedom to post that! :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baldy Foghorn
www.twitter.com/TaxManHectorQuote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
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Originally Posted by Pitlochry hibee
As the treasurer of a Royal British Legion club, believe me, that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a long time!
They won't even pay for the repairs to a local war memorial...
Anyone sh*t with a pitchfork :) http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20121108/time-to-spare_2241384_2974381
Forking hilarious :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Platinum Scotty
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Originally Posted by Platinum Scotty
:faf: Big team ma hoop!
The latest message on the Hearts website is priceless. Anyone gonna volunteer?? :greengrin
Time To Spare
HOMFC is looking for volunteers to help the club on a matchday.
Our groundsman currently needs a few volunteers to help with pitch forking duties before & after every home game.
If you have a few hours to spare and don't mind getting your hands dirty repairing the pitch then we want to hear from you shortly.
To volunteer your time, all you need to do is email [email protected] with your contact details she will then get back in touch.
We look forward to hearing from you shortly.
http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381
Wonder if you'll still need to buy a match ticket?Quote:
Originally Posted by YehButNo But
You'll need to buy the pitchfork!Quote:
Originally Posted by St Pats Branch
Utter desperation. Let's be honest, they're not really functioning at all as a business now are they.Quote:
Originally Posted by YehButNo But
Hope no one spams them with thousands of fake applications.
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Originally Posted by matty_f
need tae buy yer ain fork too :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by St Pats Branch
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Originally Posted by YehButNo But
It was only a matter of time before the pitch forks were out at Tynie.
I'll use this opportunity to drop in the Beg team again...
I've applied but i may confuse a fork with a spade.
This is just the start. If they make it to January, they'll be advertising for volunteer footballers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stevie Reid
Have they not essentially got them already?Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomoseven
It's not forking funny. :lolyam: :yamlaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
If there's a more obnoxious character than Fatty Foulkes then I've still to meet him. He's slavering away on BBC Scotland right now and even the sound of his voice makes my blood boil.
I hate him with a vengeance!
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They should ask Ronnie Corbett - he has four candlesQuote:
Originally Posted by Platinum Scotty
Thats forking brilliant :thumbsup:
What's he saying? Can you even tell above the deafening gush of urine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Golden Bear
Hector is about to come on Sky Sports News. Should be worth a watch
I've emailed the lassie saying I'm no available that day as I have a prior arrangement in Dundee, but I will take time off work the week after and help the Tesco lads knock doon the asbestos bus shelter, for free. Even told her I will take my own sledgehammer.
Still the one good thing he's ever done was introducing Vlad and bigging him up tae the windae lickers. He should be thanked for that :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Golden Bear
everything else tae come out is gob though is
http://s3d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/13...rontImage.jpeg
Next they'll be asking for volunteers with matches and petrol (to keep the forkers happy of course). :wink:
Does this maybe mean groundsmen have been laid off? Replaced with slave labour?
But you're forgetting that they have 400,000 supporters who are all queuing to pay £1000 each to clear their debt but, according to them, we only have 10000Quote:
Originally Posted by FalkirkHibee
jakey tramps that can only offer a £10 bag of skag to keep our club going:agree:
I hope they rot!!!
Although I would miss the derbies.
Surely Mad Vlad isn't thinking of doing an insurance job on the piggery :hmmm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerald
Notice that they don't mention seeing the match as a perk of the [voluntary] job?
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Originally Posted by green glory
The Gorgie Gulag :agree:
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Originally Posted by blooteredhibby
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin
They probably did the same as Hibs do and outsource it. It's certainly a change in direction from the club, previously they would just let them do the work and not pay them. However, my guess is that the company concerned has told them that they won't continue to work for them until they're paid up to date, which clearly isn't going to happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by green glory
So they've forked off :greengrin
Bet you miss the derbies already, what with being off your face on skag the whole time and forgetting to turn up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Houchy
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If he does for them what he did for Stockport County, I will not complain!Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiggy 7-0
I've emailed to say that I could paint the lines on the pitch after I've had a session in Diggers.Quote:
Originally Posted by YehButNo But
If none of them realise that this is the end then they really are dumber than I thought.
I've never said this before but....................Tick.....tock.
Have they paid of the groundsmen to replace them with scabs?
Jack and the magic bean stock comes to mind reading that!Quote:
Originally Posted by iwasthere1972
If Kennedy was genuine about his bid for Rangers then it's not totally out of the question that he might consider helping THEM.Quote:
Originally Posted by jgl07
He must have money to burn and not a lot of common sense to back it up.
If I win the euromillions tomorrow night, I'm going to buy Hearts for peanuts, let them have a night celebrating a guy worth £100 million buying them and thinking they're saved, then announce the bulldozers will arrive Monday morning. What a weekend that would be :fenlon
:singing: Shall we dig your pitch for you
Shall we dig your pitch for you
Shall we dig your
Shall we dig your
Shall we dig your pitch for you
Shall we dig your pitch for you :singing:
:giruy:
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Originally Posted by blackpoolhibs
total waste of wax :bitchy:
This is going to rake up the garden puns. The mower the better I say.Quote:
Originally Posted by YehButNo But
:doh: Why have we all got a Mr Benn avatar? Is it just me that's thick or have I missed something?
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Originally Posted by iwasthere1972
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hector...or/37694426315
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Originally Posted by WindyMiller
:aok: Thought it was Mr Benn.
They now know that they have to shed costs.....Its a thorny area for them......Quote:
Originally Posted by hibs0666
Maybe they want someone to gain experience of digging a massive hole for when they die?? IMO this is blooming marvellous, I am hosing myself
Sorry if already posted but apparently Romanov is making a statement tomorrow
The plot thickensQuote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
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Originally Posted by HibeeSince82
what a totally and utterly bizarre thing to come out with, unless of course romanov poking his fingers down his throat in the stand at ER is classed as dignified and classy deary me :bitchy:
I tried that by starting a thread last night to encourage people to participate in Kick for Kids. It got a fair number of views but not one response.Quote:
Originally Posted by CentreLine
He's gonna pay it then.Quote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
Cut "Monkey Chant" MacKay some slack, he doesn't really know what dignified and classy is. He heard someone else use the term and is just aping them.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
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Originally Posted by YehButNo But
LMFAO absolutely priceless :faf::faf::faf::jamboclow:titanic: how embarrassing
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Originally Posted by Kato
i'l get around to him eventually, after i've stopped p@shin myself laughing
Nowt on Kickback. Where did you get it from?Quote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
There must be a few on here happy to volunteer then not bother to 'pitch' up.
Was on capital fm news bulletinQuote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
That picture is revolting, imagine having to sit in his company, smelly auld tramp:jamboak:Quote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
You can't help wondering if this whole stuation is being manufactured to encourage the scarf twirling saps to invest in the doomed to failure shares issue.
Not convinced they've picked that up right. Pishy breeks has said that he hoped Vlad will say something tomorrow but that's as far as it's gone. Unless it's very recent news.Quote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
I've emailed them but I've told them in no uncertain way that if this is another attempt to find Gary MacKay's medals then tell him that he ain't got any.Quote:
Originally Posted by Platinum Scotty
I don't know all the ins and outs bit does the attitude towards tax bill #1, indicate whether they think they can win the battle about tax bill #2?!
It's capital fmQuote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
Probably pish :greengrin
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Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
One thing's for sure, if he does pay the tax bill it's money he'll never see again. I don't see what's in it for him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
I've got nothing to add at the moment. I just love seeing Hector as my avatar. :greengrin
Me too. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Seveno
Probably to say hes paying the bill and then have a go at scottish football and how everyone else is to blame and its their fault. Be under no illusions i.bet vlad is doing this for attentionQuote:
Originally Posted by BroxburnHibee
favourite tweet so far
Gareth Baxter @gbaxter_83
Tell all the Hearts u know, Wallace Mercer was right long ago, 1 city 1 team, they'll always wear green, Hibs are still here and they're no.
Retweeted by Albert Kidd
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Margo McDonald lends weight to their plight and asks HMRC to give them breathing space???
I thought she would have been going down the Euthanasia route:rolleyes:
on stv news just now; Federatov(?) saying ALL clubs in Scotland should be worried (is that so ya trumpet)..he was very short and sounded nervous. He said "absolutely" that a solution will be found.
He is due to speak in more details tomorrow.
I've fired off an e-mail stating I can't help out with the forking but if they need help giving the '86 trophy hall a polish I'm more than happy chipping in with some pledge and a duster.
Just heard George Foulkes on the radio urging fans to buy shares. Does not seem that long ago since he could be heard urging fans to sell their shares to Romanov.
Does anybody know the difference in price between these two deals? Seems a nice little racket, get the fans to sell low and buy back big.
Pinched from here I thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by RickyS
http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?2...=1#post3402780
hibs fan my erchy ! after failing to buy the newco vermin he then shows an interest in bailing that gorgie pond life out.Quote:
Originally Posted by jgl07
Hearts fans. I'm laughing at you. A lot.
Stop blaming Vlad. Stop posting on JKB saying you're going to buy shares as its the least you can do. No, it's not. You've sat back for five years and done nothing to help your club when everyone could see what was happening.
You're every bit as much at fault as Romanov is. Blinded by your arrogance and pomposity.
Hope your club gets flushed down the pan. Twice.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zj0uFCafo...ES+DANCING.jpg
This one any better?
I'm sure they owe lots of money to local businesses, but I'm hearing that they owe Newtongrange, £5K in rent for the U19's home games.
GGTTH
Foulkes really is an absolute dildo.
Romanov bought 19.6% of Hearts shareholding from Robinson in September 2004 for £866K, valuing the whole shareholding at £4.4M.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
source
He's now selling 10% of the club in an attempt to raise £1.79M, valuing the whole shareholding at £17.9M.
As much as some of this stuff (eg the volunteers with pitchforks) is amusing, it really is disgraceful and every Hearts supporter should be embarrassed and ashamed of their club. Something like that could tip a small community club over the edge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibs07p
He'll re-claim his hero status by proclaiming he's saving them once again.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisski33
Genius.
:rolleyes:
For any lurking Jambos I just want to say
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
He who laughs last laughs loudest. :greengrin
longest.Quote:
Originally Posted by SunnyLeith
and we don't know who is laughing last until the fat lady puts two in her bush
If he's speaking again tomorrow I'd imagine it'll be to give detail of Romanov paying off the bill for them. Basically just throwing money out the window now so he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague
You are completely for getting about the magnificent 30,000 seater stadium that Vlad built.Quote:
Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
Oh, wait a minute .......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_LsCRgs_PgQuote:
Originally Posted by Part/Time Supporter
A fat ken stott ain't he. Horrible manQuote:
Originally Posted by Pedantic_Hibee
I canna believe all the Jambos pumping money in... Clearly Mad Vlad will get as much money off them before he goes AWOL and their shares will not be worth SFAQuote:
Originally Posted by M17
Mad Vlad wants his money back ... And they mugs are falling for it ... CIRCUS
GGTTH
Wonder how the Yams will feel when they've lumped their money in only for it to be totally and utterly in vain.
I've watched both reports on BBC and STV this evening and neither suggest that there's a likelihood they'll be bailed out by Vlad tomorrow, or any time next week.
And then asked to fork out (see what I did there :greengrin) again to get Yamsevco off the ground.Quote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
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Originally Posted by Mikey
Did you see the 'exclusive interview' with Fedetovas that said he was confident they'd get a resolution? He was trying to get away from the boy and said anything to shut him up. If he didn't think they could get a resolution there was no way he was going to tell him in that interview.
I'd like to see them demoted but not rubbed out of existence. We need the Jambos for comic relief. Them being demoted for insolvency just adds to the punchline.
Who would have thought the words 'winding up order' could be so poetically beautiful? The taxman is much maligned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
oh my sides! :faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikey
This whole situation is ******* hilarious, isn't it?! :aok:Quote:
Originally Posted by H1bs6H3arts2 FC
If he really wants attention he'll flush them away - that's what he did with Kaunas and Minsk.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisski33
I think they'll take some convincing they've been ripped off, they're still praising the board for being transparent for ****s sake :bitchy:Quote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
I've got visions of them hanging about Tesco tynie in 10 years time convinced vlad will be back with there cash any day.
I suppose if he's wanting folk to keep buying shares, he couldn't say anything but that. If he'd said the game's up the pole then the donations would stop right away.Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
Kick them whilst their doon SPL.
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Originally Posted by bingo70
:agree: So transparent that they don't mention a £450k tax bill in their share prospectus, then when it's public knowledge and they have to come out and announce it, they say they weren't aware of it.
It's PAYE and VAT - there's no danger that a business wouldn't know they were due that. More lies.
Transparent... they're about as transparent as Gary McKay is weighed down by medals.