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**hibsbollah** · 08-11-2012 03:04 PM

Hector Nicol?

***Golden Bear*** · 08-11-2012 03:08 PM

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Hector Nicol?

Legend!

However this particular Hector is very familiar with the dastardly tax dealings down piggery park way.

***jacomo*** · 08-11-2012 03:10 PM

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They can't possibly have that many tickets still to SELL as according to our secret agents they've recently been handing out free tickets to all and sundry.

Now that sounds like a really sensible marketing ploy in their hour of need.

From the statement of doom yesterday:

Buy a ticket for you and a friend for the St Mirren game next weekend (Saturday 17th November KO 3pm)! We currently have 4,700 available seats for this game and we must fill the stadium for every game from now on to have any chance of avoiding future financial consequences.

Is this just a sign of blind panic setting in? Is one team at Hearts really going round schools giving tickets away at the same time as the club is saying they need to sell every seat or they are ****ed?

Oh dear.

**Platinum Scotty** · 08-11-2012 03:13 PM

Latest laugh from over on KB......get a donation from the Poppy Appeal as they are a local community team who have contributed to the appeal in the past and should be helped out (ask for a little back, based on contributions made in the past).!!!!!!

At least a few of them have quickly tried to shoot that idea down

***Baldy Foghorn*** · 08-11-2012 03:16 PM

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Latest laugh from over on KB......get a donation from the Poppy Appeal as they are a local community team who have contributed to the appeal in the past and should be helped out (ask for a little back, based on contributions made in the past).!!!!!!

At least a few of them have quickly tried to shoot that idea down

They really are cretinous morons.......Why should anyone bail them out for years of financial mismanagement, let alone the poppy appeal

***greenginger*** · 08-11-2012 03:16 PM

With £ 450,000 to find for the taxman, whats the chances of the players being paid on time next week ?

**green glory** · 08-11-2012 03:18 PM

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With £ 450,000 to find for the taxman, whats the chances of the players being paid on time next week ?

Less than zero.

All big teams have no money though.

***Moulin Yarns*** · 08-11-2012 03:20 PM

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Latest laugh from over on KB......get a donation from the Poppy Appeal as they are a local community team who have contributed to the appeal in the past and should be helped out (ask for a little back, based on contributions made in the past).!!!!!!

At least a few of them have quickly tried to shoot that idea down

But they are due loads from the Poppy Appeal, after all the point of the Poppy Appeal is to help WAR VETERANS

**Platinum Scotty** · 08-11-2012 03:22 PM

I am going to have to stop reading KB....its too funny ...............if anyone has any spare time and fancies a day out see the link below...

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

**Gus Fring** · 08-11-2012 03:22 PM

Tickets for their St Mirren game have been getting handed out to schools for the last few weeks when they have been taking the scottish cup round to show it off. Everyone in my boy's school got a voucher for 2 tickets and theres 400 kids in his school.

**JeMeSouviens** · 08-11-2012 03:23 PM

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They really are cretinous morons.......Why should anyone bail them out for years of financial mismanagement, let alone the poppy appeal

Where's your gratitude? They won 2 world wars so you'd have the freedom to post that!

**St Pats Branch** · 08-11-2012 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by hibsbollah

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Who is this Hector?

www.twitter.com/TaxManHector

***surreyhibbie*** · 08-11-2012 03:28 PM

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But they are due loads from the Poppy Appeal, after all the point of the Poppy Appeal is to help WAR VETERANS

As the treasurer of a Royal British Legion club, believe me, that is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a long time!

They won't even pay for the repairs to a local war memorial...

**~~nribs~~** · 08-11-2012 03:31 PM

Anyone sh*t with a pitchfork :) http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20121108/time-to-spare_2241384_2974381

***Hiber-nation*** · 08-11-2012 03:31 PM

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I am going to have to stop reading KB....its too funny ...............if anyone has any spare time and fancies a day out see the link below...

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

Forking hilarious

***matty_f*** · 08-11-2012 03:31 PM

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I am going to have to stop reading KB....its too funny ...............if anyone has any spare time and fancies a day out see the link below...

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

Big team ma hoop!

**YehButNoBut** · 08-11-2012 03:34 PM

The latest message on the Hearts website is priceless. Anyone gonna volunteer??

Time To Spare

HOMFC is looking for volunteers to help the club on a matchday.

Our groundsman currently needs a few volunteers to help with pitch forking duties before & after every home game.

If you have a few hours to spare and don't mind getting your hands dirty repairing the pitch then we want to hear from you shortly.

To volunteer your time, all you need to do is email [email protected] with your contact details she will then get back in touch.

We look forward to hearing from you shortly.

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

**St Pats Branch** · 08-11-2012 03:35 PM

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The latest message on the Hearts website is priceless. Anyone gonna volunteer??

Time To Spare

HOMFC is looking for volunteers to help the club on a matchday.

Our groundsman currently needs a few volunteers to help with pitch forking duties before & after every home game.

If you have a few hours to spare and don't mind getting your hands dirty repairing the pitch then we want to hear from you.

To volunteer your time, all you need to do is email [email protected] with your contact details she will then get back in touch.

We look forward to hearing from you.

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

Wonder if you'll still need to buy a match ticket?

***matty_f*** · 08-11-2012 03:36 PM

Originally Posted by St Pats Branch

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Wonder if you'll still need to buy a match ticket?

You'll need to buy the pitchfork!

**green glory** · 08-11-2012 03:37 PM

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The latest message on the Hearts website is priceless. Anyone gonna volunteer??

Time To Spare

HOMFC is looking for volunteers to help the club on a matchday.

Our groundsman currently needs a few volunteers to help with pitch forking duties before & after every home game.

If you have a few hours to spare and don't mind getting your hands dirty repairing the pitch then we want to hear from you.

To volunteer your time, all you need to do is email [email protected] with your contact details she will then get back in touch.

We look forward to hearing from you.

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

Utter desperation. Let's be honest, they're not really functioning at all as a business now are they.

Hope no one spams them with thousands of fake applications.

***JimBHibees*** · 08-11-2012 03:37 PM

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You'll need to buy the pitchfork!

**~~Saorsa~~** · 08-11-2012 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by St Pats Branch

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Wonder if you'll still need to buy a match ticket?

need tae buy yer ain fork too

***Stevie Reid*** · 08-11-2012 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by YehButNo But

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The latest message on the Hearts website is priceless. Anyone gonna volunteer??

Time To Spare

HOMFC is looking for volunteers to help the club on a matchday.

Our groundsman currently needs a few volunteers to help with pitch forking duties before & after every home game.

If you have a few hours to spare and don't mind getting your hands dirty repairing the pitch then we want to hear from you shortly.

To volunteer your time, all you need to do is email [email protected] with your contact details she will then get back in touch.

We look forward to hearing from you shortly.

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

It was only a matter of time before the pitch forks were out at Tynie.

I'll use this opportunity to drop in the Beg team again...

***Hibby70*** · 08-11-2012 03:40 PM

I've applied but i may confuse a fork with a spade.

***jacomo*** · 08-11-2012 03:41 PM

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It was only a matter of time before the pitch forks were out at Tynie.

I'll use this opportunity to drop in the Beg team again...

This is just the start. If they make it to January, they'll be advertising for volunteer footballers.

***matty_f*** · 08-11-2012 03:41 PM

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This is just the start. If they make it to January, they'll be advertising for volunteer footballers.

Have they not essentially got them already?

**YehButNoBut** · 08-11-2012 03:43 PM

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need tae buy yer ain fork too

It's not forking funny.

***Golden Bear*** · 08-11-2012 03:43 PM

If there's a more obnoxious character than Fatty Foulkes then I've still to meet him. He's slavering away on BBC Scotland right now and even the sound of his voice makes my blood boil.

I hate him with a vengeance!

***CyberSauzee*** · 08-11-2012 03:43 PM

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I am going to have to stop reading KB....its too funny ...............if anyone has any spare time and fancies a day out see the link below...

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2974381

They should ask Ronnie Corbett - he has four candles