The Yamasaurus 1st Edition

[Bostonhibby]

Yamlodyte

A simple cave dwelling creature that was initally thought to have been mythical until the year 2112 when archeologists excavating the site of the old Edinburgh West Poundland superstore discovered an unusually large skull with exceptionally thick bone density.

Further excavations revealed higher than normal asbestos samples and some ancient coins firmly gripped in one of what appeared to be three hands, each with 7 fingers. It is not known whether the coins were intended to be a gift for some visiting foreigner or as perhaps a sacrifice to an Idol or god they worshipped.

Initial skin sampling has revealed much thicker skin than normal but it is not clear whether this gave the creature any advantage in life or not. Experts suggest not given the speed of its disappearance from the planet.

Very little is known about this obscure creature now, but it has been suggested that it could be a distant relation of the Yammadon mentioned above. It is clear from analysis of DNA discovered when splitting open the fossil of a rather crudely made Fondant Fancy discovered close by that the creature once had an extraordinary ability to survive and procreate due to its ability to breed with anything including itself.

It is unclear how such an apparently successful entity could have come to an end. There are obscure scriptures written by a now unknown disciple, Bathgate, at the news journal formerly known as the Scotsman, they seem to suggest that they came to an end at the same time as the dinosaurs when the comet hit but that seems implausible as only their distant cousin the Hunbear failed to survive. This common factual link has led many to suggest that interbreeding amongst their own and across such similar species may have resulted in genetic deformity and ultimately their end. There are old photographs which tend to support this.

Far more likely is the theory that the density of the skull bone left little space for a functioning brain, or at least lacking the insight of other species they simply accepted all that they were told. Marine biologists working in Eastern Europe recently discovered an enormous amphibious creature thought to be of Lithuanian origin.

Latin name Vladus devourus It is thought that this normally fast super predator simply sunk to the bottom and drowned. Analysis of the stomach contents revealed a toxic combination of cheap cake mix, icing, childrens toys, asbestos and severed limbs bearing the very same seven fingered hands as the species discovered at the site.

[Eyrie]

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Yamlodyte

A simple cave dwelling creature that was initally thought to have been mythical until the year 2112 when archeologists excavating the site of the old Edinburgh West Poundland superstore discovered an unusually large skull with exceptionally thick bone density.

Further excavations revealed higher than normal asbestos samples and some ancient coins firmly gripped in one of what appeared to be three hands, each with 7 fingers. It is not known whether the coins were intended to be a gift for some visiting foreigner or as perhaps a sacrifice to an Idol or god they worshipped.

Initial skin sampling has revealed much thicker skin than normal but it is not clear whether this gave the creature any advantage in life or not. Experts suggest not given the speed of its disappearance from the planet.

Very little is known about this obscure creature now, but it has been suggested that it could be a distant relation of the Yammadon mentioned above. It is clear from analysis of DNA discovered when splitting open the fossil of a rather crudely made Fondant Fancy discovered close by that the creature once had an extraordinary ability to survive and procreate due to its ability to breed with anything including itself.

It is unclear how such an apparently successful entity could have come to an end. There are obscure scriptures written by a now unknown disciple, Bathgate, at the news journal formerly known as the Scotsman, they seem to suggest that they came to an end at the same time as the dinosaurs when the comet hit but that seems implausible as only their distant cousin the Hunbear failed to survive. This common factual link has led many to suggest that interbreeding amongst their own and across such similar species may have resulted in genetic deformity and ultimately their end. There are old photographs which tend to support this.

Far more likely is the theory that the density of the skull bone left little space for a functioning brain, or at least lacking the insight of other species they simply accepted all that they were told. Marine biologists working in Eastern Europe recently discovered an enormous amphibious creature thought to be of Lithuanian origin.

Latin name Vladus devourus It is thought that this normally fast super predator simply sunk to the bottom and drowned. Analysis of the stomach contents revealed a toxic combination of cheap cake mix, icing, childrens toys, asbestos and severed limbs bearing the very same seven fingered hands as the species discovered at the site.

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Yamlodyte

A simple cave dwelling creature that was initally thought to have been mythical until the year 2112 when archeologists excavating the site of the old Edinburgh West Poundland superstore discovered an unusually large skull with exceptionally thick bone density.

Further excavations revealed higher than normal asbestos samples and some ancient coins firmly gripped in one of what appeared to be three hands, each with 7 fingers. It is not known whether the coins were intended to be a gift for some visiting foreigner or as perhaps a sacrifice to an Idol or god they worshipped.

Initial skin sampling has revealed much thicker skin than normal but it is not clear whether this gave the creature any advantage in life or not. Experts suggest not given the speed of its disappearance from the planet.

Very little is known about this obscure creature now, but it has been suggested that it could be a distant relation of the Yammadon mentioned above. It is clear from analysis of DNA discovered when splitting open the fossil of a rather crudely made Fondant Fancy discovered close by that the creature once had an extraordinary ability to survive and procreate due to its ability to breed with anything including itself.

It is unclear how such an apparently successful entity could have come to an end. There are obscure scriptures written by a now unknown disciple, Bathgate, at the news journal formerly known as the Scotsman, they seem to suggest that they came to an end at the same time as the dinosaurs when the comet hit but that seems implausible as only their distant cousin the Hunbear failed to survive. This common factual link has led many to suggest that interbreeding amongst their own and across such similar species may have resulted in genetic deformity and ultimately their end. There are old photographs which tend to support this.

Far more likely is the theory that the density of the skull bone left little space for a functioning brain, or at least lacking the insight of other species they simply accepted all that they were told. Marine biologists working in Eastern Europe recently discovered an enormous amphibious creature thought to be of Lithuanian origin.

Latin name Vladus devourus It is thought that this normally fast super predator simply sunk to the bottom and drowned. Analysis of the stomach contents revealed a toxic combination of cheap cake mix, icing, childrens toys, asbestos and severed limbs bearing the very same seven fingered hands as the species discovered at the site.

Excellent, absolutely excellent.

[Bostonhibby]

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Excellent, absolutely excellent.

To be honest I had 6 hours in the car on the way home last night to think about it

[hibs0666]

iyam: Chat-up line commonly heard in the west of Edinburgh.

[Treadstone]

Succulent Yam (underling, dogsbody, subordinate)

noun
1. a journalist unwilling to ask a meaningful question
2. a person who believes without foundation any comment
3. a subordinate, especially one of slight importance.

Origin:
hibs.net (credit The Green Goblin); Middle English. See roaster.

Use:
See that Barry Anderson he is a succulent yam.

Synonyms
menial, flunky, lackey, hireling.

[jacomo]

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Succulent Yam (underling, dogsbody, subordinate)

noun
1. a journalist unwilling to ask a meaningful question
2. a person who believes without foundation any comment
3. a subordinate, especially one of slight importance.

Origin:
hibs.net (credit The Green Goblin); Middle English. See roaster.

Use:
See that Barry Anderson he is a succulent yam.

Synonyms
menial, flunky, lackey, hireling.

Best applied to any Yam who not only believes, but is willing to proclaim their beliefs to as many people as possible, so as to persuade any doubters to stop asking awkward questions.

[Swedish hibee]

Happy to see this thread bumped up to where it should be... This is why I log on to Hibs net to chuckle & read about Hibs, not to listen to morons justify why violence is ok! (FYI it is never ok)

Well done jacomoseven for bringing this back

[Phil D. Rolls]

Omar Khayam: Despotic ruler of a once great empire.

[FranckSuzy]

Bump

[TrickyNicky]

Yampagne

The drink of choice by those with Hibs class.

It's sweet tasting, sparkling beverage is produced from sour grapes fermented up in Gorgi.

Yampagne - vintage year 2013.

[IWasThere2016]

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Yamlodyte

A simple cave dwelling creature that was initally thought to have been mythical until the year 2112 when archeologists excavating the site of the old Edinburgh West Poundland superstore discovered an unusually large skull with exceptionally thick bone density.

Further excavations revealed higher than normal asbestos samples and some ancient coins firmly gripped in one of what appeared to be three hands, each with 7 fingers. It is not known whether the coins were intended to be a gift for some visiting foreigner or as perhaps a sacrifice to an Idol or god they worshipped.

Initial skin sampling has revealed much thicker skin than normal but it is not clear whether this gave the creature any advantage in life or not. Experts suggest not given the speed of its disappearance from the planet.

Very little is known about this obscure creature now, but it has been suggested that it could be a distant relation of the Yammadon mentioned above. It is clear from analysis of DNA discovered when splitting open the fossil of a rather crudely made Fondant Fancy discovered close by that the creature once had an extraordinary ability to survive and procreate due to its ability to breed with anything including itself.

It is unclear how such an apparently successful entity could have come to an end. There are obscure scriptures written by a now unknown disciple, Bathgate, at the news journal formerly known as the Scotsman, they seem to suggest that they came to an end at the same time as the dinosaurs when the comet hit but that seems implausible as only their distant cousin the Hunbear failed to survive. This common factual link has led many to suggest that interbreeding amongst their own and across such similar species may have resulted in genetic deformity and ultimately their end. There are old photographs which tend to support this.

Far more likely is the theory that the density of the skull bone left little space for a functioning brain, or at least lacking the insight of other species they simply accepted all that they were told. Marine biologists working in Eastern Europe recently discovered an enormous amphibious creature thought to be of Lithuanian origin.

Latin name Vladus devourus It is thought that this normally fast super predator simply sunk to the bottom and drowned. Analysis of the stomach contents revealed a toxic combination of cheap cake mix, icing, childrens toys, asbestos and severed limbs bearing the very same seven fingered hands as the species discovered at the site.

Soooperb!

[TrickyNicky]

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Yamlodyte

A simple cave dwelling creature that was initally thought to have been mythical until the year 2112 when archeologists excavating the site of the old Edinburgh West Poundland superstore discovered an unusually large skull with exceptionally thick bone density.

Further excavations revealed higher than normal asbestos samples and some ancient coins firmly gripped in one of what appeared to be three hands, each with 7 fingers. It is not known whether the coins were intended to be a gift for some visiting foreigner or as perhaps a sacrifice to an Idol or god they worshipped.

Initial skin sampling has revealed much thicker skin than normal but it is not clear whether this gave the creature any advantage in life or not. Experts suggest not given the speed of its disappearance from the planet.

Very little is known about this obscure creature now, but it has been suggested that it could be a distant relation of the Yammadon mentioned above. It is clear from analysis of DNA discovered when splitting open the fossil of a rather crudely made Fondant Fancy discovered close by that the creature once had an extraordinary ability to survive and procreate due to its ability to breed with anything including itself.

It is unclear how such an apparently successful entity could have come to an end. There are obscure scriptures written by a now unknown disciple, Bathgate, at the news journal formerly known as the Scotsman, they seem to suggest that they came to an end at the same time as the dinosaurs when the comet hit but that seems implausible as only their distant cousin the Hunbear failed to survive. This common factual link has led many to suggest that interbreeding amongst their own and across such similar species may have resulted in genetic deformity and ultimately their end. There are old photographs which tend to support this.

Far more likely is the theory that the density of the skull bone left little space for a functioning brain, or at least lacking the insight of other species they simply accepted all that they were told. Marine biologists working in Eastern Europe recently discovered an enormous amphibious creature thought to be of Lithuanian origin.

Latin name Vladus devourus It is thought that this normally fast super predator simply sunk to the bottom and drowned. Analysis of the stomach contents revealed a toxic combination of cheap cake mix, icing, childrens toys, asbestos and severed limbs bearing the very same seven fingered hands as the species discovered at the site.

[Treadstone]

Kickback Bluster (an assertion without foundation)

noun
1. refuting a story by proclaiming a best case scenario
2. offering a yearning as fact
3. brazenly side stepping details so as not to destroy their argument

Origin:
hibs.net (credit Part/Time Supporter); Middle English.

Use:
"We could walk away debt free" is Kickback Bluster

[TrickyNicky]

yambunctious - adjective: The opposite of rambunctious.

An unruly class of people that turn out be easy to control and handle.

" That yambunctious little sod just walked up to the cake-stall and gave all of his pocket money to that lovely man in an 80's Hearts shell-suit" !

[Twa Cairpets]

A mystical Lithuanian figure who is a the ying to St Nicks' yang

This entity goes round to the houses of children and relieves them of all their Christmas money and presents for no visible return.

[FranckSuzy]

Yamorrhoids - pitiful, swollen erseholes, sitting in the lower part of the league. They often go unnoticed and usually clear off after a few days, but can cause
long-lasting discomfort, odour and be excruciatingly embarrassing. Effective euthanasia is available, however.

[Treadstone]

All is Barry (phrase : spin, propaganda, manipulative)

Meaning
dire predicament advanced as positive hogwash

Origin:
Edinburgh Evening News, Twitter (credit Barry Anderson,@BarryAnderson_8); Middle English.

Use:
Event : "Tynecastle demolished"

All is Barry : "Tynecastle ready for re-development"

[TrickyNicky]

Barrymetric Pressure

Barrymetric pressure is measured by the amount of downward force that Romanov exerts per Hearts fan at Tynecastle.
This reading is taken by an All is Barrymeter.

[Speedway]

Yamoney! Gieusyamoney! (Skint Eastwood, Desperation)

The HoMoFC board of director's version of mayday! mayday! in their latest attempt to have their supporters shore up some of the grossest mismanagement ever seen in Scottish Football history.

[One Day Soon]

YAMAGEDDON

It's here Fuds, deal with it.

The End.

FACT

[brydekirk]

Yamistration - clear all debt and start again, #allisbarry

[Eyrie]

Heart of Midlothian Football Club

More commonly known as Hearts, they were a Scottish professional football club based in Gorgie in the west of Edinburgh from 1874 until liquidation in 2013. Home matches were played at Tynecastle Stadium from 1886 until 2013, when following the club's demise a branch of Tescos was opened on the site. Russian-Lithuanian businessman and banker Vladimir Romanov was the last owner of Hearts and largely responsible for the overspending which led to their demise.

[Woody70x2]

Yamended; a slow and painful death

[snooky]

Yamagmite
Found in caves - always points up. Formed by a steady succession of drips.

Yamagtite
Found in same caves - always pointing down. Same as Yamamite but correctly aims in the direction it's heading.

[hibs0666]

Yambuggered: A dawning realisation of long, slow and lingering decline.

[snooky]

Vietyam - giving a Churchill salute to a Merrickvillian

[Dunderhall]

Glockenspiel - Current yam manager talking pish.

[One Day Soon]

Glock Pistol

You'd think it would be a gun...

...rather than a sexual preference.

[Moon unit]

Land-Locked, when a Yammish manager realises that he has no where to go, No one to turn to and hasn't got 2 shackles to rub together!...his goose is cooked, he's up to his neck in pash!....etc!