Hearts the banter years 23/24 season

***Alfred E Newman*** · 19-07-2023 07:27 PM

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The Budgie Cludgie Bar with the Levein Latrine Lounge

The Poppy Pinchers Palace.

***Libby Hibby*** · 19-07-2023 07:30 PM

Are they skint? No signings to date and Naibadges on about playing the kids.

***Bridge hibs*** · 19-07-2023 07:36 PM

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Are they skint? No signings to date and Naibadges on about playing the kids.

Cant be, sold out all their 22,000 season tickets with 9000 on the waiting list

**Since452** · 19-07-2023 08:22 PM

Just had a look at their stadium upgrade thread on skintback. Talking about painted pallets on their pylons being covered up with advertising 😂 comical.

***Aldo*** · 19-07-2023 08:50 PM

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Just had a look at their stadium upgrade thread on skintback. Talking about painted pallets on their pylons being covered up with advertising

comical.

They are all expecting 3 players costing millions.

We are scrapping about league 1/2 down south whilst they are signing nobody….. sorry 39 year old goal keepers!

**Fanforlife** · 19-07-2023 09:23 PM

Gospel according to Zoomers over by,Boyle on 10k per week at Hibs,Youan and Levitt each on 7k per week at Hibs. Stated by one circus act over there then swallowed by the brain dead so it quickly becomes fact ti them,more to be pitied than scolded i suppose 🤣🤣🤣

**Steven79** · 19-07-2023 09:24 PM

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They are all expecting 3 players costing millions.

We are scrapping about league 1/2 down south whilst they are signing nobody….. sorry 39 year old goal keepers!

Henry Smith say no to coming out of retirement?

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**007** · 19-07-2023 10:03 PM

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Gospel according to Zoomers over by,Boyle on 10k per week at Hibs,Youan and Levitt each on 7k per week at Hibs. Stated by one circus act over there then swallowed by the brain dead so it quickly becomes fact ti them,more to be pitied than scolded i suppose 🤣🤣🤣

They've got a sh**show going on over there with their 1 and only signing a 39 yr old back-up keeper, missing out on targets and game of Guess Who? going on with the head coach so they try and comfort themselves my making up stuff about us.

**cocteautwin** · 19-07-2023 11:51 PM

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Are they skint? No signings to date and Naibadges on about playing the kids.

It’d be kinda hilarious if Anderson has stopped sending them their annual £4m and it turns out Budge has spent the Foundation money on a white elephant hotel.

***Aldo*** · 20-07-2023 07:59 AM

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It’d be kinda hilarious if Anderson has stopped sending them their annual £4m and it turns out Budge has spent the Foundation money on a white elephant hotel.

Would be funny!

Aye but even with his money how much is this vanity project (hotel without windows) costing them???

Question is will it make them money??

**Steven79** · 20-07-2023 08:16 AM

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Would be funny!

Aye but even with his money how much is this vanity project (hotel without windows) costing them???

Question is will it make them money??

Hopefully not!

Another pink elephant!

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***Kato*** · 20-07-2023 08:23 AM

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Would be funny!

Aye but even with his money how much is this vanity project (hotel without windows) costing them???

Question is will it make them money??

Did they forget to order the windows?

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***Aldo*** · 20-07-2023 08:29 AM

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Did they forget to order the windows?

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Sure they’ve said it won’t have any windows it was just rooms without a view

***Kato*** · 20-07-2023 08:46 AM

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Sure they’ve said it won’t have any windows it was just rooms without a view

Who would want a view of McLeod St anyway. Absolute dump.

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***Aldo*** · 20-07-2023 08:51 AM

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Who would want a view of McLeod St anyway. Absolute dump.

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Indeed. I cannot wait to see how they will promote it??

Exquisitely nestled within the ground of the big and famous HOMFC who once robbed the Lady Haig Poppy Find and their very own Macraes Battalion. They club with no shame.

With possible views of the old Scottish brewery and nearby flats. (Note to resident: you’ll need to step outside your room to actually see them)

All that money on a hotel that probably no one would use.

**Steven79** · 20-07-2023 09:04 AM

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Indeed. I cannot wait to see how they will promote it??

Exquisitely nestled within the ground of the big and famous HOMFC who once robbed the Lady Haig Poppy Find and their very own Macraes Battalion. They club with no shame.

With possible views of the old Scottish brewery and nearby flats. (Note to resident: you’ll need to step outside your room to actually see them)

All that money on a hotel that probably no one would use.

Fantastic isn't it?

They either piss money away on one tier main stands, below average players or a hotel nobody will use.

I await them going bust yet again...

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***Sergio sledge*** · 20-07-2023 09:49 AM

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Who would want a view of McLeod St anyway. Absolute dump.

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Half the rooms don't even have a window, just a TV on the wall that can either display a view of the pitch or a white light to simulate daylight...

**Hibee Daft** · 20-07-2023 10:07 AM

Surprised by Hearts lack of signings but then again if you were a player with decent options would you choose to get coached by a guy with nae badges and isnt even the official manager... storm clouds are gathering round gorgie

***Bostonhibby*** · 20-07-2023 10:13 AM

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I have emailed this suggestion to the governing body of Formula 1

Lets hope they give The Famous fans the credit, when it inevitably revolutionises their sport

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***Carheenlea*** · 20-07-2023 11:51 AM

The only appeal for any player to go to Hearts would be cold hard cash.

The dullest and least fashionable club in the league.

The M&S Blue Harbour of the SPL.

**degenerated** · 20-07-2023 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman

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The Poppy Pinchers Palace.

The Sparries Heid

**NAE NOOKIE** · 20-07-2023 02:10 PM

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The only appeal for any player to go to Hearts would be cold hard cash.

The dullest and least fashionable club in the league.

The M&S Blue Harbour of the SPL.

Has to be said

Dull depressing colours that when applied to their stadium probably makes it the most depressing venue in Scottish football on a cold January afternoon.

Non existent song book.

So dull as ditch water that our local writers rarely give them a nod, apart from that recent series ironically starring massive Hibby Dougray Scott who probably revelled in playing a clinically depressed Yam

**I'm Spartacus** · 20-07-2023 02:13 PM

Naibadges
Naisignings
Naiclue

What an absolute state!

**leith lynx** · 20-07-2023 02:15 PM

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It’d be kinda hilarious if Anderson has stopped sending them their annual £4m and it turns out Budge has spent the Foundation money on a white elephant hotel.

I pray for this every single night.

**Mick O'Rourke** · 20-07-2023 03:03 PM

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Did they forget to order the windows?

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Not at all.
They are in production now at L&H Windows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hejjgn9Je9o

Shouldnt be long !

**PatHead** · 20-07-2023 04:21 PM

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The Sparries Heid

The Bloody Turd.

**NAE NOOKIE** · 20-07-2023 09:28 PM

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It’d be kinda hilarious if Anderson has stopped sending them their annual £4m and it turns out Budge has spent the Foundation money on a white elephant hotel.

To be fair I always thought Hibs might think about this in the FF / East corner .... mind you, in my mind it had windows, balconies, and a sweeping view down to the forth. Not no windows and panoramic viewa of the erse end of a high school and some student flats once you adjusted your eyes to the sunlight after stepping out of your prison cell like room

Edinburgh does have the 2nd highest hotel room occupancy rates in Europe, it's bloody hard not to sell hotel rooms .. well, ones with windows anyway

**Springbank** · 20-07-2023 09:37 PM

Welcome to the Hotel Gorgie-farmia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place

So I called up The Captain.
"Please bring me my booze"
He said "we haven't had that spirit here
Since Gray, 90 plus Two

And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Gorgie-Farmia
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face

**007** · 20-07-2023 10:37 PM

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Welcome to the Hotel Gorgie-farmia
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place

So I called up The Captain.
"Please bring me my booze"
He said "we haven't had that spirit here
Since Gray, 90 plus Two

And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Gorgie-Farmia
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face

Welcome back Anti-hoofbaw! 😀

**cocteautwin** · 22-07-2023 07:58 AM

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Would be funny!

Aye but even with his money how much is this vanity project (hotel without windows) costing them???

Question is will it make them money??

One can’t imagine it would make much money at all when accounting for the construction costs and the daily running expense. It’ll need to be manned 24 hours a day. Small hotels of around 20 rooms are not so efficient for taking advantage of economies of scale. Especially ones built inside 70s looking office blocks.

I wonder if Budge is getting a good deal on the construction? The only person in the world that gets mates rates at 150% of normal cost?

Still no signings? Oh dear

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