The generic Hearts thread

[WillowbraeHibby]

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You're probably right. An actual ex-member of the SAS, would know how to spell the acronym.

Yep.

[hibsfan7]

Berra never won the scottish cup with hearts

[we are hibs]

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Berra never won the scottish cup with hearts

He got a winners medal in 2006 as an unused sub

[WoreTheGreen]

Did he do a John Terry

[weecounty hibby]

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Scottish Ambulance Service is also a prominent member of their very own creditors list.

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Good point. Maybe why he is an ex member, cutbacks due to being stiffed by the jambos.

[Keith_M]

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Not usually one to bother but that ‘In Stendel We Trust’ thread was so weird that I couldn’t stop reading. A German flag the size of the Wheatfield with all their blue nose sympathisers waving Union Jack’s in amongst it.

A picture from a match day or a made-up photo?

[JohnMcM]

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I believe this is the photo you're looking for.

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That's a photo-shopping thingy the youngsters do today isn't it? No way they really did that. Did they??

[Jones28]

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"in a bid to improve supporter fitness, we built a set of stairs that led to a brick wall. Any supporter making the initial climb to the top of the stairs will be forced to climb back down the stairs, thus doubling the exercise required. You can thank us later."

Anyone who hasn’t listened to the post derby longbangers episode needs to - just to hear Brian bursting out laughing at this, and all things hearts.

[matty_f]

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Anyone who hasn’t listened to the post derby longbangers episode needs to - just to hear Brian bursting out laughing at this, and all things hearts.

I think that was the most we've ever laughed on an episode 😂

[Jones28]

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I think that was the most we've ever laughed on an episode 😂

I was walking the bairn through the village cracking up, got some looks of the resident rangers fans 😂

[Aldo]

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That's a photo-shopping thingy the youngsters do today isn't it? No way they really did that. Did they??

BeLIEve.... they did!!

Another first for them as a club!


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[Billy Whizz]

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Berra never won the scottish cup with hearts

But he got them a big fee when he moved down south

[Cod Boy]

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Berra never won the scottish cup with hearts

He got a medal in the final against Gretna he was a unused substitute.

[hibsfan7]

So he did i did not know he was an unused sub

[007]

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So he did i did not know he was an unused sub

That's probably why they won otherwise he would've scored an og.

[Peevemor]

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You're probably right. An actual ex-member of the SAS, would know how to spell the acronym.

He was probably in the TA (Saturdays and Sundays).

[jacomo]

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First thing that jumped out at me when I started scrolling through that, was the handle of one of the posters

Ex member of the SaS

• Junior Member

What the holy ****!!!

How many screws have to be loose to choose a name like that? "Look at me Lads... I'm really, really hard"

Aye, OK pal!... Don't forget to pick up your cardigan from the cleaners

He’s going to track you down and kill you now.

If his mammy lets him play Fortnite, that is.

[Alfred E Newman]

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The 'We are all Daniel Stendel' thread runs it close for a pantomime award...

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...aniel-stendel/

What a shower of weirdos.

[flash]

Not sure how the huge German flag display sits when you remember this is the football club who singlehandedly defeated the Hun twice in world wars.

[Since452]

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Not sure how the huge German flag display sits when you remember this is the football club who singlehandedly defeated the Hun twice in world wars.

Wouldn't really work with their 10 German bombers song either

[JeMeSouviens]

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You do realise the Easter Road tunnel is also slightly off set...they're just following the fashions we set

It's only a matter of time before the Hearts players emerge from an authentic WWI trench complete with barb wire.

[KingPat4]

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It's only a matter of time before the Hearts players emerge from an authentic WWI trench complete with barb wire.

Well, they already have the authentic trench.

Their pitch.

[Col2]

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The 'We are all Daniel Stendel' thread runs it close for a pantomime award...

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...aniel-stendel/

It’s comedy gold stuff. They are posting youtube Barnsley wins and this proves is certain to be a success. When was the last time a manager in place for 6 weeks has fans posting videos of his previous club? When one of two suggest we should wait until he has some hearts victories they get shouted down for negativity. Some are even talking about “the last few weeks proves he is transforming the club”. 4 defeats and a heroic draw (which is better than any other wins), zero new players and ditched some of the experienced players. If that’s transformation then they are truly screwed.

[Since452]

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It’s comedy gold stuff. They are posting youtube Barnsley wins and this proves is certain to be a success. When was the last time a manager in place for 6 weeks has fans posting videos of his previous club? When one of two suggest we should wait until he has some hearts victories they get shouted down for negativity. Some are even talking about “the last few weeks proves he is transforming the club”. 4 defeats and a heroic draw (which is better than any other wins), zero new players and ditched some of the experienced players. If that’s transformation then they are truly screwed.

Very odd behaviour. You'd think it was Klopp they had not a guy less successful than Paul Heckingbottom

[hibbyfraelibby]

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First thing that jumped out at me when I started scrolling through that, was the handle of one of the posters

Ex member of the SaS

• Junior Member

What the holy ****!!!

How many screws have to be loose to choose a name like that? "Look at me Lads... I'm really, really hard"

Aye, OK pal!... Don't forget to pick up your cardigan from the cleaners

SaS = Scottish Ambulance Service

He could come in handy when the 400,000 famous fans collapse when there is a Hearts Attack...

[Oscar T Grouch]

I think it is going to be interesting to see how this all falls apart for them. In that thread on 12pointsback there is only one calling as it is, worse than it was with Levein. Given Stewarts injury for Ross County they could get a point or even 3 up there, but it won't be easy, County are good on the counter attack which will hurt them given their lack of pace in the team. I wonder how long, how many more defeats before the penny drops? I wonder, if a right royal humping off the huns will shake any of them? St J away comes next, again not easy when you're at the foot of the table and this one could widen the gap at the bottom. Will it be when Killie take all three points at the gorgie library? I am sure none of them will expect to take a point from Celtc park so they drift to the next foot of the table games against Hamilton and the Paisley saints. This is when I predict their love affair with Jerry Butcher will falter. This is when they will realise they are well and truly buggered. There will of course be some deluded Duncans stick ardently to their proclamation of love to St Endel, but as the gap at the bottom widens 12pointsback should give us all a lot of entertainment over the coming months.

[660]

This is the first coherent post ive read on kickback for a while:

I'm sure this will be unpopular, but I'll be 100% behind the whole club when I'm at games, manager, players, Board. On a discussion forum I'll discuss what is going well and what is going badly. At the moment things have not gone well for Daniel. Results have got worse. We have dropped to 12th place. We have squad disharmony going public. There has been little sign of his pressing style working and he seems disinclined to adopt any other style to get a result. The flip side is that it is still very early in his time at Hearts and he could change it around. The reality is that he will have the majority of the same squad at the end of this window as at the start, so he has to get winning performances out of the players he has not just bring in his own team. So far he has only actually got rid of one player, there are no guarantees he will be able to move Berra, Wighton or anyone else on. He absolutely has to avoid relegation. That for me is the be all and end all of the next 6 months. One regular poster wrote on another thread yesterday that they were happy to see us relegated if that allowed Stendel to implement his plans. I thought that was crazy talk, but no one picked him up on it. I'm behind the club and Stendel, but the idea that things are going really well seems to me to be a mass delusion.

[HFC93]

I have a theory that Stendel is sabotaging Hearts from the inside in revenge for the club singlehandedly defeating Germany in the First World War.

[we are hibs]

Stendel is one picture on top of arthur seat away from going full butcher

[JeMeSouviens]

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This is the first coherent post ive read on kickback for a while:

I'm sure this will be unpopular, but I'll be 100% behind the whole club when I'm at games, manager, players, Board. On a discussion forum I'll discuss what is going well and what is going badly. At the moment things have not gone well for Daniel. Results have got worse. We have dropped to 12th place. We have squad disharmony going public. There has been little sign of his pressing style working and he seems disinclined to adopt any other style to get a result. The flip side is that it is still very early in his time at Hearts and he could change it around. The reality is that he will have the majority of the same squad at the end of this window as at the start, so he has to get winning performances out of the players he has not just bring in his own team. So far he has only actually got rid of one player, there are no guarantees he will be able to move Berra, Wighton or anyone else on. He absolutely has to avoid relegation. That for me is the be all and end all of the next 6 months. One regular poster wrote on another thread yesterday that they were happy to see us relegated if that allowed Stendel to implement his plans. I thought that was crazy talk, but no one picked him up on it. I'm behind the club and Stendel, but the idea that things are going really well seems to me to be a mass delusion.

Clearly a bitter undercover Hobo who doesn't understand the significance of the draw to end all draws.