Old Craig has been going down in instalments this season now he doesn't go down at all, as he can't get up, he was very soft most of today at the game .
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Old Craig has been going down in instalments this season now he doesn't go down at all, as he can't get up, he was very soft most of today at the game .
If that was us they would be all over it hibsing it again we must make the most of this big time get it all over social media and ribbing all jambos we know relentlessly they would do the same FT Hearts the wee team ggtth 🇳🇬🇳🇬
Are you suggesting he should do those erectile disfunction TV adverts like Pele did?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fifeshirehibs
Certainly a bit of an odd post.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Oh how we laughed! 😂
400,000 surely. Santa knows which list they are on.Quote:
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It was the minute Ross County equalised.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
I, for one, am ****ing delighted that they're a constant source of amusement.
[emoji445]The war machine springs to lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by gbhibby
Campbell scores, the hertz are *****[emoji445]
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And long may it continue.Quote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
Just been announced protest before well game on Saturday on the plaza 😂😂😂😂😂🤛
They could ask Vlad to come back. If they can find him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garymcl
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Merry Christmas **** the Hearts
Typical, show up 2 days after the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garymcl
How are they going to fit the 400,000 into that space.Burning their cardigans in disgust.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garymcl
I wish he had scored, I'd be €200 better off.Quote:
Originally Posted by ErinGoBraghHFC
Can someone please spare a minute and consider the white hot atmosphere at this particularly difficult time.
He'll be posting a video of himself calling out the County fans from outside The Mallard at 3am.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Apparently the weirdo is 35 years old and describes himself as a crypto trader.
Sounds from Sickbag like the wheels are creaking on the FoH as the penny has finally dropped that the unique fan owned but not fan lead model is perhaps unique for a reason… so they pay in whilst the FOH get the money are not going to go against the board or hold them to account whilst there’s no ring fencing and the “control freak” Queen of Hearts maintains an iron vice like grip that was likened with Maggie (was t able to tell whether that was a good thing or a bad thing)
The amount of infighting and discord whilst the club was circling the drain was unlikely to go away permanently and so it seems the factions are splintering again. Shame really….
No point in stamping on Russian hats now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Garymcl
Maybe they could kick Doctor Budge’s Sunday bonnet about :greengrin
Can anyone remind me...
Inside their super duper new stand, with its 19000 not 20000 capacity, did they install a staircase that led straight into a wall, or was it an escalator that took you straight into a faceplant with a wall?
Either way, ground breaking stuff in the 19000 capacity stadium
My god they are hurting bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crab apple
Yes indeed, keichback is certainly a very entertaining read at the moment.Quote:
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In all its glory...Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
https://i.ibb.co/r2FBdZV/EM2l-T3y-U8-Ac8-Hm.jpg
Yeah a stairway to nowhere with a wall at top of staircase.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
For the record official capacity is 19852.
Budge and co have never ever confirmed this however they have pedalled the 20k constantly.
I think they spent £25 million adding about 1800 seats.
They are the finest (can't really say biggest here) most atmospheric seats anywhere in the world and they have an identity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
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Also smallest seats so they could squeeze as many as possible in…..Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
It's not meant to go anywhere, it's for them to go up and down and up and down and.....Quote:
Originally Posted by JeMeSouviens
The Yo-yo Club!
They do still identify as seats though, despite their size inadequacies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
They have an identity.
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[emoji1787]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
There were quite a few dressed as seats last weeks.
Can't decide whether this is a homage to Dali or a homage to Escher gone badly awry.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeMeSouviens
I suppose ‘sex offenders’ is an identity of sorts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Talking Heads :)Quote:
Originally Posted by lapsedhibee
The Stairway to heave on.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeMeSouviens
Hearts hahahaha
Their touching tribute to Wall-ace Mercer.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeMeSouviens
It's a metaphor for Hearts existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeMeSouviens
There's a limit to how high they can get and they can't stay there long before they go down again.
Sadly they don't stay down.
https://www.scotsman.com/sport/footb...change-4925213
Demo planned ahead of New Year fixture
A section of Hearts fans are to stage a protest against the club hierarchy ahead of the opening match of 2025.
A call has been issued for supporters to make their feelings known outside Tynecastle Park prior to the New Year home fixture against Motherwell this Thursday, January 2. The planned demonstration comes as Hearts sit second bottom of the William Hill Premiership and under serious threat of relegation after collecting just 17 points from 20 league matches.
Recent results have amplified fan anger with Hearts conceding twice in stoppage time to draw 2-2 at Ross County on Sunday following the 2-1 home defeat to Edinburgh derby rivals Hibson Boxing Day. Hearts also crashed out of the UEFA Conference League in embarrassing fashion after being held to a 2-2 draw at home to Moldovan minnows Petrocub less than a fortnight ago having lost 1-0 at Kilmarnock in their previous fixture despite playing against 10 men for 84 minutes.
Hearts fans are planning to stage a protest outside Tynecastle Park ahead of the match against Motherwell on January 2. (Photo by Ross Parker / SNS Group) | SNS Group
Head coach Neil Critchley was appointed in mid-October to replace Steven Naismith but results and performances have not improved sufficiently to quell supporter unrest, while the link-up with Brighton chairman Tony Bloom, that will see Hearts utilise his renowned data company, Jamestown Analytics, for incoming transfers remains in the early stages.
The Hearts podcast ‘This Is My Story’ is urging people to meet at 2pm on the Foundation Plaza in front of the stadium on Thursday with much of the ire directed at chairman Ann Budge and chief executive Andrew McKinlay. A post on social media read: “Seven managers in 10 years. Another managerial disaster playing out. Another relegation dog fight. More money to be chucked into the void to save the season in January. £18m of our money handed over via the FoH. £25m in ‘gifts’ to balance the books. Millions in season ticket money. Millions in matchday money. Millions to Budge’s brother. Radio silence from the FoH other than to push messages from the board onto us. Fan owned, not fan run. Shut up and give us your money more like.
“Call for all Jambos to meet on the Plaza at 2pm vs Motherwell. Every 18 months we end up back in crisis, time and time again we get the next move wrong. It is time for a change. It is time for the FoH to step up and represent us, not the board. Enough is enough.”
The Hertz fans are revolting...
They certainly are.Quote:
Originally Posted by LewysGot2
Its meant to be a replica of the hampden stairs for when they go up to collect the league cupQuote:
Originally Posted by 007
“while the link-up with Brighton chairman Tony Bloom, that will see Hearts utilise his renowned data company, JambosDown Analytics, for incoming transfers remains in the early stages.”
So they have installed the software but not been given the password as they’ve not paid their bills - again :)
I wonder how they’ll utilise the analytics if folks baulk at the idea of Scottish football without sufficient recompense. Surely folks can’t be still selling it as a stepping to the Ugly sisters? Maybe the unearth a Larryea mk2?
Trying to decide what a Group of revolting hearts fan might be called?
a brain cell?
A skitterQuote:
Originally Posted by Albert Kidd 86’
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Originally Posted by hibsbollah
a skitter of yams, yes I like that.
”A skitter of yams will protest outside a pink bus shelter on Thursday”
Sack the owners oh wait that's us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva_Palmeiras
Does this sound like the noise made when a penny drops? Delusional ****wits each and evry one of them
"Seven managers in 10 years. Another managerial disaster playing out. Another relegation dog fight. More money to be chucked into the void to save the season in January. £18m of our money handed over via the FoH. £25m in ‘gifts’ to balance the books. Millions in season ticket money. Millions in matchday money. Millions to Budge’s brother. Radio silence from the FoH other than to push messages from the board onto us. Fan owned, not fan run. Shut up and give us your money more like.
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[FONT=Merriweather]“Call for all Jambos to meet on the Plaza at 2pm vs Motherwell. Every 18 months we end up back in crisis, time and time again we get the next move wrong. It is time for a change. It is time for the FoH to step up and represent us, not the board. Enough is enough.”
I love how it’s finally dawned on some of them that the bestest ever fan ownership actually means the fans have heehaw say and Budge is still calling the shots.
Just like 3-3 against Aberdeen put the boosters on us, I think it really dented them when they looked to be overcoming a blip.
Hopefully the same plays out with Hearts and Ross County.
They're pinning their hopes on this data as if no other club going uses data to scout players.
You'll be lucky to find a top flight team of any decent size that hasn't invested in that side of things, the idea that Hearts are suddenly going to get gems that other similarly sized or bigger clubs aren't already aware of is laughable.
Same goes for us, by the way, our link up with Bournemouth will help but largely because they can afford the players they'll identify who can then be loaned to us.
The irony is the more they donate the more Budge sticks her fingers up at them and doesn’t even consult or communicate with any of them. They are appointing Gary Locke as FOH director, Locke being a paid employee of the club and under the total control of ‘Queen’ Ann.Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffers
Budge is refered to internally as a modern day Margaret Thatcher who runs the club with an iron fist, her decisions, her (and her family and friends) interests.
A shower of yam skitters.
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A surfeit
Smelly *****
The KB morons are not very bright. They've just done a cut & paste job, stolen from here a few weeks ago.:greengrin
Nailed it!Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Revised Yams slogan incoming! :greengrin
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There must be a joke about a dead end here somewhereQuote:
Originally Posted by leith lynx
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A Jambo
Activity: Jambos are nocturnal, so they are most active at night. They do not hibernate, but they tend to be inactive during the coldest months in winter as evidenced during home games when many gather in communal dens around Tynie for warmth. For the remainder of the year, Jambos are generally solitary, living and foraging alone around their piggery.
Reproduction: Mating season is one of the only other times when Jambos tend to get together with their Sisters. Jambos have litters of 1-7 young in late April through early June hence the reason they have a waiting list of 10,000 for season tickets.
Digging: Jambos have strong forefeet and long nails on their 6 fingered hands which make them excellent diggers. They dig holes in lawns, gardens and golf courses in search of food like grubs and earthworms. When no other form of shelter is available, they may even burrow underneath buildings by entering foundation openings, or if they are lucky Budge may give them a windowless hotel room for the night.
Spraying: Jambos are known to release a powerful smell through their anal glands and arm pits when threatened. Jambos will usually only attack when cornered or defending their Sisters, and spraying is not the first method of defence. A Jambo will growl, spit, fluff its fur, shake its tail, and stamp the ground with its webbed feet If the intruder does not leave, the Jambo will then lift its arm pits and spray its famous Jambo odour.
Well you learn something new everyday 🤮
So they are gathering to shout at some windows.
Makes a change from licking them I suppose.
The attendance at the derby was 18752 IIRC.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Surely that’s the game they’d get a full house as we get the full stand.
That’ll be the max they will have against us due to the segregated areas. So yes a full house but not the full capacity of the ground as per the safety certificate which is 19852Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibs4185
And the attendance given yesterday for the Killie game was 19265Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibs4185
9799 at Dingwall........
It’s a relay bizarre set up and I can’t get my head around it. I have nothing but respect for them sticking their fingers in their pockets to save their club, and I like to think we would do the same in the same circumstances, however to continue paying a direct debit to the club who are now back to normal business is just weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
It’s been over 10 years since their administration. Someone paying £15 a month, will have paid almost £2000 into what is effectively a commercial business for nothing in return.
fantastic trip back down the road…. HeheQuote:
Originally Posted by Irish_Steve
https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=ro...e=sh/x/gs/m2/5Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish_Steve
that’s about 3000 more than the ground capacity
just got the joke
lol - I'm surprised anyone did lolQuote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
:lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by hibby70
I see the Var review says Hearts should have had a penalty yesterday. If they had scored it that would have put them 3-0 up.
Such a shame it wasn't given. Feel so sorry for them.
Honestly surprised it wasn't given, well it was, then VAR asked the ref to go look and he gave a free-kick. Unless its a different incident?Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
Either way it's hilarious but worrying how bad our refs are at using VAR
Must have been 3,000 throbbers locked out then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish_Steve
They're using a ZX81 from Mrs Budge's loft to interpret the data, I doubt that will be helping. It's more used to Horace goes skiing, sorry young team. 🤭Quote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
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Originally Posted by PatHead
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Originally Posted by JohnM1875
The ref gave then penalty, then VAR had the ref go to the screen as the foul happened/started outside the box, and the decision was changed to a free kick outside the box. Not wholly dissimilar to the rangers Celtic situation
Aye, that's the one I was thinking of. See Bobby Madden has said he agrees with the VAR decision and free kick was correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by McD
Its all over the place. No wonder fans are so fed up and raging at refs when they don't even all agree themselves.
Cancels out the Rowles handball against us, just before we scored, which wasn't given. Swings and roundabouts.....Quote:
Originally Posted by PatHead
Just cos that panel says it should’ve been a pen doesn’t mean they’re correct. The foul was outside the box - sky sports ref watch said it was correct and should’ve been a free kick.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnM1875
It was more refs all having a different view on the incident I'm talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danderhall Hibs
Sky ref is a total walloper as well to be fair.
All filmed from the world famous main stand this clip has some good shots of the away end and some excellent seething from the maroon balloons.
https://youtu.be/NGntSVnTw40?si=FFGfDoNkwQLs1OT_
I know the panel went 4-1 against the VAR outcome but I think the one is correct - there's no second foul inside the box. I'm not sure what the four others saw.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnM1875
Let's make this clear here.
The need for "DONATIONS" to FOH is over.
They are being rinsed for unnecessary subscription fees to watch their team get relegated again and again!!
Every other team in the league has fans who chip in with (obvs) season tickets, merch and other contributions.
Never let them forget they pay more, for less, than any other supporter in Scotland.
Magnificent! No wonder they all still drive Rovers.
Stadium Announcer: Thank you for your support today and enjoy the rest of your Boxing DayQuote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
Maroon Flump: Fxxxk You lol
I found this hilarious at the time, is it actually genuine? Has there been an explanation?Quote:
Originally Posted by JeMeSouviens
Still waiting on safety permission to put in the door leading to (insert name here)Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin
It’s definitely genuine and of course swept firmly under the carpet by budge and co.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
Let’s not forget they also forgot to include a directors box when building the single tier mega stand meaning Budge and co were seated in general population.
It all started going wrong when the project manager ordered the seats of much cheapness that happened to be green. Amateurs …
His ratings are interesting, rates the home fans as 6/10 and away fans as 9/10.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alfred E Newman
Good to see someone who doesn't buy into the Tynecastle atmosphere myth the Scottish media play up to and rating it purely as a neutral.
At the time of construction of the Tiny stand I recall being on a bus and two workmen and overhearing them complaining that they had not been paid and were not happy about it obv.
Budge's Boudoir! Which is why granting of the safety permission is still outstanding.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Hi-Bee
They’re keeping the League cup in there . Obviously no hurry to finish itQuote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
Keekback is a hoot just now. They are currently naming the Hibs interlopers on the site. Apparently they're causing too much trouble and stirring things things up lol. They are hurting so bad right now.
F*** the Hertz
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Originally Posted by Aldo
You have to wonder, did the workmen/women putting in the stairs, bannisters, etc, ask why the stairs were being put in to meet a solid wall, and if so, what response they were met with?
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Originally Posted by McD
You would think they had plans but going by this someone has ****ed up somewhere!
I’m going to guess no one knew but it could be the secret entrance to where they house the other 391,000 or so home fans at home games? A bit like getting on Harry Potter train!
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Originally Posted by Aldo
Platform 86 :wink:
Even Trump would blush at the amount of grifting going on at Hearts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not In The Know
[emoji1787][emoji1787]Quote:
Originally Posted by McD
Brilliant
They aren’t taking this derby defeat well at all are they?
I’d just like to reiterate the point that through fan contributions they’ve raised £50m through Anderson and FOH.
Fabulous.
But at least they have two trophies to show for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
The lower league title in 2014/15 and 2020/21.
The Jambos are ****...the Jambos are ****..,
What a colossal waste of money. Literally nothing to show for it on the field and currently in a relegation play off (after two previous relegations in past 10 years)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28