Partick thistle, known as the the jags in Scotland, but the jabs in England.
I'll tell the same joke in 8 weeks so that you are double jagged. 😉
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Partick thistle, known as the the jags in Scotland, but the jabs in England.
I'll tell the same joke in 8 weeks so that you are double jagged. 😉
I'm late for the National Flatfish Cookery Competition.Better get my skates on.
Found a load of little chinese sailing boats in the toilet.Thats it, no more junk food.
Hello is that 555555?"Yes" can you call an ambulance for me. I've glued my finger to the phone !
A Scottish man, an Irish man and a Welsh man walk into a pub, there’s normally an English man but he’s still at Euro 2020 🏴
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Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee
Ha ha! Give you that one!
I suppose:greengrin
Magician: I can make anything disappear.
Tom: (Holding cup), okay, make my tea disappear
Magician: Shazam
om: Nothing happened?
How do you chat up a farm girl?
A tractor :wink:
When I worked in the UN, I was asked to get Kofi Annan a gram of cocaine.
After an hour or so I went to him and said:
Kofi, at the moment the only thing I have is 'Oceanic'
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Now that's a smart joke!Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedy
Maybe I'm too thick to understand the joke. Does it have something to do with the White Star Line and Cocaine?Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedy
Read it aloud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
Disclaimer. Unless you're at it, and I've been whooshed 😆
Very good :top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Speedy
Please help me. I'm still no getting it
Read it aloud. Pause after Kofi.Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Go chat!Quote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
🤣🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedy
Took me a few reads but I got there. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Speedy
I was tearing my hair out at one point!... certainly fits the thread title!Quote:
Originally Posted by CmoantheHibs
:greengrin
Seven hours later and I've finally got it!!🙃
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Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Me too. Quite chuffed actually
Took me 5 minutes but I don't actually find it funny :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a train driver?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised".
No chance I could ever have been a chemist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
Brilliant. That's in a tie with the photographer joke for the best slow burner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Speedy
I think that might get a negative reaction. 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
3 days for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by NORTHERNHIBBY
Was trying to sell my pet python.
Guy asks "Is it big?"
I said "Huge"
He says "How many feet?"
I said "None, it's a snake"
Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill for Christmas. Now it's a little fit bunny.