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They do realise the points deduction and relegation would just be the warm up act, right?
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Originally Posted by WhileTheChief..
Aye Thompson knows all the best parks
Groundshare with Spartans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby Kay-Yay
[OR replaced in the SFL by Spartans]
I don't think they do :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy74
There is a group of dundee supportsrs who are sitting on a bookies ticket worth nearly 28 grand, all they need is that points deduction to happen.
Won't most bookies have already paid out on Dundee being relegated?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mckenzie1875
More fool them.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Story So Far...
Words fail me in all honesty, is there a problem with the water up there, just what has happened to them? diddy teams? WTF do they think they are? a couple of SC wins and all of a sudden they compere themselves to Europe's elite, they always had a streak of arrogance long before that crook came along but this is just too much!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatecrasher
HOMOFC the football team that invented the word deluded
Lawson - I know you'll be looking in. :fenlon GIRFUY ya gay-porn fluffer!
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Originally Posted by Shaun Lawson on KB, 16-5-09
FAO our dear friends at hibs.net
Well, well, well. Hearts are going on a European tour; Hibs are staying at home as usual. Late last year, you insisted our demise was about to happen, administration and all the rest of it. Unbelievably, you're still writing thread after thread about it - but guess what? No-one's listening any more.
Tell us: what's it like to be more obsessed with your neighbours than to love your own club? Special mention here to those online graduates of the Adam Smith Institute, Heraghty's, Caversham Green and the one and only Sergey. Do any of you ever write anything about Hibs at all? It sure as heck doesn't seem that way. Oh, and inserting that naff green 'goodbye' smiley at the end of your latest bout of delusion doesn't mean your wildest fantasies (well, apart from losing your virginity at last) are about to come true!
Still, never mind. Tick tock, eh boys? Ever wondered why no-one in the national media has ever speculated in the way you constantly do? Here's a hint: it's because your dreams do not equal reality. This club will be here for as long and longer than you will; and as long as it does, you'll always be in our shadow. 108 years - and counting.
Is that why there's always a sign at the bookie's that says "Now Wash Your Hands"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mckenzie1875
That thread, and I've only read around 10 posts on it, actually beggars belief.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatecrasher
They seriously deserve everything they get.
and then some.Quote:
Originally Posted by FalkirkHibee
Poor Shaun might never get to acheive his dream of actually visiting Tynecastle now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
His joke about virginity is irony of the highest order.
Fud. Him and poor Craigieboy will lose all that they exist for when Hearts go under.
It really is something to behold over on yakback they actually think they will get through this and they are bigger than the SPL sevco 5088 and anything else. I think ill visit the new Tesco where the PBS used to sit just for shuts and giggles.
They are sponsored by Wonga. Romanov clearly has a sense of humour.
Legend.
I honestly can't put into words the feeling of joy I'm experiencing right now
and.... a bit more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
Don't be ridiculous - it will be the dawn of a new era dont ya know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy74
They're looking forward to a 'journey' , visiting old grounds, getting to stand at games, beating us in the cup and cruising to promotion in record fashion.
They will of course be completely debt free, own tynie and be the best run club in the SPL on their return.
Smackminks the lot of them.
Craigieboy won't be able to post 5-1 something related. Shame :( :fenlonQuote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
That's brilliant. I liked the bit about the national media not talking about. Even now when it's happening all around them the media still barely mentions it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
They'll be reading us the same as we are reading them. When we win the cup on the 26th of may, we'll still be around a year letter to celebrate it, unlike that shower!
This is just terrific
Could hold an annual Gala/Piss Up every 19th of May.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcpakesmyhero
Never Forget... :flag:
STV Journo when asked if theres an SPL meeting tonight as per the BBC, he doesn't think we'll hear anything tonight but maybe tomorrow.
Grant Russell @STVGrant
@TheJamieRyan @jamiekborthwick More chance of something tomorrow. Hearts' own statement suggests while take time to decipher all of this.
Nae chance, everyone knows that wee shaun's ma puts him to bed right after CBBC finishes, he will be tucked up in his reversible nylon Yam pyjamas with his only friend wallace the bear, doing whatever it is he does with wallace.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
It'll be an old Pulteney 21 for me :) looking forward to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seveno
Reality is a thing all the plums are very far from. It will take a long while to sink in. That is until it bites their ar$es!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
This must be the fastest growing thread in :hnet: history.Any one buying movie rights yet.
What a great week to be a hibee. Beating your soon to be extinct rivals on their own patch with 2 beautiful goals, another 3-1 victory away from home and to top it all of hearts are about to be relegated. All in the space of 5 glorious days. On top of this we have a cup final to look forward to next weekend.
Sometimes being a hibs fan is tough, sometimes it's ****ing great!
:scarf::partyhibb:giruy::fenlon:jmcp::partyhibb:sc arf:
Stay classy, Hibees :)Quote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
I've been following it religiously for months. Great reading. Today is the best of it!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Denverhibby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e92brfJJvDc
Here is the kickback initiation
Very Ironic that the very 2 teams that could make it a season to remember for Hearts are once again......St Mirren And Dundee :greengrin
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Originally Posted by Craig_HFC
Class, Hibs Class :aok:
Though tomorrow could be even better. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by kdhibees1
Frighteningly (for them) they seem to think this is a good thing and all their debts will be wiped out and they will still have Tynecastle and everything will be fine now.
Bizarre.
Yam Fud
"The best scenario for Hearts would be a quick sale at a knock down price, before the merde hits the fan"
Rumours of a press conference at the PBS tomorrow at 12:55.
Hazelburn 12 for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
Birthday present from Monday, 3rd best gift of the week after Sundays result and todays news.
Comparing Hearts to either Man Utd or Arsenal. Too funny. Can't breathe.Quote:
Originally Posted by An Utter Roaster on Sickbag
I hope Edinburgh has a **** load of champers in for tomorrow night!Quote:
Originally Posted by HibeeMG
I believe thats the standard pre-match weekend press conference for them is it not? Pretty sure ours are on Thursdays? Could be wrongQuote:
Originally Posted by HibeeMG
Surprised it isn't at 15.15Quote:
Originally Posted by HibeeMG
I love Hearts. Genuinely.
Guard of honour for Dundee on Saturday?
Only fair to recognise confirmation of Dundee's SPL status for next season? They may reciprocate given our 3 points on Sunday was an important factor!
This sums up this thread beautifully IMHO and it's a crackin' choon.
That's an astonishing read. They really do deserve to lose their club.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatecrasher
Oh well. My first exclusive might not be an exclusive then but it could still be right. I'll take that. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
Maybe to announce Goodwillie and Boyd on pre-contracts. :aok:Quote:
Originally Posted by HibeeMG
:greengrin
Best birthday ever
Some plum on face book..............
The Germans could not kill us and they tried WE WILL ALWAYS BE "THE PRIDE OF AULD REEKIE"
2 · Reply · 25 minutes ago
Its my (11th) wedding anniversary tomorrow.
Pleasing news, would be welcomed.
Allisbarry
Thats ****ing quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague
Reminds of a mate referring to his wife as his first wife, drives her ****ing bonkers
http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_2999412
Just in case anyone thinks that this latest development won't force an insolvency event here is a reminder that a company with no money and no one else available to pay the debt will be liquidated by HMRC if they cannot find £500k in 10 working days.
This is where we are folks.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GPbqQOf41Qc
I'm sorry, you will still be married.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig_in_Prague
Lol :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy74
The SPL needs to take into consideration whether they can see out the whole of next season.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenEagle
The simple answer is that they won't even see out this month.
they might be history by then:pray::pray:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike Mandela
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Originally Posted by Col2
A large chant of 'There's only one Albert Kidd' is essential.
Read the OP and predicted the replies. These ****s deserve everything that's coming their way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatecrasher
Attachment 9911Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Albert of Kidd
Coincidence that a "Lithman" from Edinburgh was a passenger on the Titanic?
Wonder which team he followed ...
Anyone that doesn't agree with big boys over there gets labelled a hibby and binned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Albert of Kidd
Crass, delusional, arrogant and stupid in just eighteen words. That's quite impressive really.Quote:
Originally Posted by greenlex
Thought this had been paid?Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenEagle
If Hearts go down and the new financial rules are put in place next week, does that mean they get more money than Dunfermline did last season?
I take it back, I've just been told they had their press conference for the match today.Quote:
Originally Posted by HibeeMG
Most of the yams could get a job in the bakers dept after all the bakes sales they had. How ironic they go on about how they killed us as a club on the 19th may. We regrouped and came back stronger this season with another cup final to look forward to while the life support machine gets turned off at the wings dome in time for this weekend the 19th mayQuote:
Originally Posted by EdinMike
GGTTH
It hasQuote:
Originally Posted by cam75
Check the tube who bought £55k of Yak shares in December, story on the abve link...
HAW HAW!
Where's the link??Quote:
Originally Posted by SonOfTortolano
In the same place as the shares....Quote:
Originally Posted by Pames McJake
In that case it's either an exclusive or completely wrong. Don't shoot the messenger if it's the latter. Vbuttons if it's the former. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Bajillions
Posted by some yam roaster: -
Wouldn't it be sensible for the SPL/SFL to have an amnesty for administration, let a few clubs clear the decks and start again? Maybe then have a ruling about spending within means, etc. Too late for Dunfermline but it has to start somewhere. Of course, the more financially prudent clubs will have a moan, but it would be for the greater good.
Also, I think it's a bit harsh that the sins of the parent companies, rather than just a holding company, has a bearing on points deduction. Neither UBIG or Ukio Bankas where sent into meltdown by our spending, cannot see in all fairness why we should be punished.
What a plum
Just read kickback, its unreal. Despite the fact theirs clubs going to the wall a few of them are losing the plot over a claim weve got a bigger away support. Sums them up completely
:faf: :faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by HFCDaveA
Ah bollocks!Quote:
Originally Posted by cam75
Please, vault this! Too good.Quote:
Originally Posted by HFCDaveA
Attachment 9912 May have to pour a drop of the Glen Scotia just because I like the colour of the bottle. The 21 year old can stay on the shelf tonight. Great whisky but the bottle is probably the wrong colour for this occasion :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Attachment 9913
seen this on brokeback
Wouldn't it be sensible for the SPL/SFL to have an amnesty for administration, let a few clubs clear the decks and start again? Maybe then have a ruling about spending within means, etc. Too late for Dunfermline but it has to start somewhere. Of course, the more financially prudent clubs will have a moan, but it would be for the greater good.
Also, I think it's a bit harsh that the sins of the parent companies, rather than just a holding company, has a bearing on points deduction. Neither UBIG or Ukio Bankas where sent into meltdown by our spending, cannot see in all fairness why we should be punished.
Own up, Shirley a wind up from one of us? :faf::faf:
i feel a tiny bit sympathy for young rodders, he's watched his inheritance disappear while the old man stumbles about in a stupor mumbling 5-1 to himself :ill:
Can I just point out to any lurking Yams that what has happened today shows how little your smelly wee club means to the folks in Lithuania.
If the bigwigs at UBIG had any passing thought about Hearts then they would surely have held off until Monday before dropping the 'we're insolvent' bombshell.
If they'd done that no amount of clubs grumbling or SPL investigations would have relegated you. As it stands, they've put you right in the brown stuff without a second thought.
I'll stick with my usual http://www.royalmilewhiskies.com/ima...00000597_L.JPGQuote:
Originally Posted by CentreLine
**** h****s
:aok:Quote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
Same as me. Good taste that man.
Hearts fans saying the quality of football would go down in the SPL if they are relegated.:rotflmao:
Did they watch the derby?
Bottle of johnnie walker blue waiting in the cupboard. It's not a single malt but it'll do :greengrin
:top marks:aok::faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by HFCDaveA
Deary deary deary deary deary me..............................that simply has to be a Hibee in disguise :greengrin
looks like the clock ticks have tocked ;)
Saw this and even with there colourful past they knocked Wonga back
http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php...mid=2112736466
If they are relegated, they would be "replaced" by Dundee. Who beat them three times this season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Or most of the other 30 odd games they played this season ?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
I honestly can't believe some of their fans... well no I can. I can't believe some are taking their heads out the sand now. And most are in here watching us giving the "Ah told ya so" routine.
Hiya :bye: GIRFUY ! :giruy:
The boy has a 408 post count so could be but I think this is the mentality of these jokers.Quote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
Was it pay day at the Wongadome today? If so any news on whether money was forthcoming?
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Originally Posted by Pames McJake
http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/2...241384_3009916
What a total tool. Aye, the SPL should let clubs away with it scot free whilst simultaneously shafting their creditors. They're banging on about how not letting them away with it is bad for the SPL. Completely ignoring the fact that doing what they suggest would be bad not just for the UK tax payer but the lithuanian tax payers as well and the thought process behind it all is "Well e'rybody else is daein it tae"Quote:
Originally Posted by HFCDaveA
I've been reading that thread for the last few days and every so often, instead of actually discussing whats wrong they've got into arguments with each other about whether The Sun is talking pish, some guy they claimed was one of us because he had a kid at 15, whether they should be getting refunds for Season Tickets and who in the SPL has the biggest away support.
I'm loving every minute of this and if they get a points deduction tomorrow then I genuinely think I might still be laughing when I arrive at Hampden a week on sunday
The great thing about this is that the way it's panning out makes it likely that the pain will be served up in installments, starting with the 18 point deduction and relegation.
I hope they have time for some more deluded rationalisation: "SPL's *****, Hearts will be an asset to SFL 1, we'll come back stronger, Hobo crowds went up when they dropped etc etc..." before the next blow.
Relegation from the SPL is VERY LEAST of this club's worries right now. It promises to be the most exciting and intriguing close-season ever.
At the moment I'm actually reading broke back more often than .net.
It makes for some excellent reading.
Surely: Allisnoverybarry :agree::agree::agree::agree::agree::agree::agree:
GGTTH
Extortionate price for asbestos. Must be worth more than gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by SonOfTortolano