The more grandiose the funnier.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
The EEN claims they have "outdone" Celtic and Rangers.
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The more grandiose the funnier.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
The EEN claims they have "outdone" Celtic and Rangers.
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:agree: By beating the 3rd best team in Latvia twice, they have outdone Celtic and Rangers, the first time you can say that since the mid 1980s surely?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
In a different, lesser competition!Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
**** the hertz and all at Tiny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin
😂 hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Well done Hearts, you have restored pride in Scottish football by beating the team third in the Latvian league, who have played nearly an entire seasons worth of games already, by a posts width in the third tier of European football.
I might just pop down to the plaza and applaud the Shrubhill house tribute act that is the new main stand.
God, the glass curtain still gives me the horn.
'impressive win'Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
'gutsy win'
'doggedly held firm'
'showed admirable grit'
:rolleyes: FFS they were facing the 3rd best team in Latvia! I'd expect most SPL teams would beat them comfortably. Anyone who watched their games against Linfield would know that. Look at the stats in those games they got their draws, a miracle they managed 2 points in the group.
Nothing about those pumpings earlier in the group or the fact that in the last 13 years Hearts only wins in Europe have came against teams from those mighty Baltic states of Estonia & Latvia.
Nauseating pro-Jambo propaganda from BBC as usual.
Craig Levein didn't see a player in Mcginn . On about Tynies wonderful atmosphere .world beaters again :rolleyes:. Ask Neilson what they can take out of Turkey hopefully a good stuffing :greengrin.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0db44v4
Instead all that stood between a hard fought win against some Latvian lumberjacks and fishermen and a loss or a draw was a flooky deflection.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Hearts have pretty much more or less won the Europa League.
Can only offer them grudging congratulations.
Took Levein 96 minutes to out think the mighty Lichtenstein at home as manager remember 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
A team from the 8th best league beating one in a league ranked 35th and crowds of 600 can’t be sniffed at 😂 giant strides being made at Tynecastle since Birkikara, Brora, and Alloa 😜 that’s progress 👍
Tuttutt Radge, you are surely underselling the most significant Scottish club achievement since Alex Ferguson prowled the Aberdeen touchline.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Ok, I'm on board. Hertz it is. Hertz is a car rental company though. Not a football team. Mind you, neither are Hearts :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
Sorry for repeating myself but I haven't figured out how to quote 2 posts at once.... Ok, I'm on board. Hertz it is. Hertz is a car rental company though. Not a football team. Mind you, neither are Hearts :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Libby Hibby
Hilarious thread on jokeback about how proud of the walk up on last night's game, must be getting jealous of us always doing it 🤣🤣🤣💚💚💚
Would you prefer Jambos or the Diet Huns, your'e on a Hibs forum and we'll use any name we feel like using, if that's OK with you. 👍Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
Looked more like a candlelight vigil than a corteo 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by HIBERNIAN-0762
How can they say nearly 20,000 sell out when the away stand was virtually empty.
Hertz were founded in 1918, to put that into context, around the same time Shankland was able to pat the top of his massive craniumQuote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
Would you mind awfully picking one for me? It's difficult to take the piss out of a club that I'm not sure I've heard of myself. I may have dreamt it :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
They count the shadows, a bit similar to what their team have been chasing in europeQuote:
Originally Posted by J-C
Think the att was 15.5k or so, over 3 games maybe no far off 50k, decent cash Re
3rd place is a gold mine and up for grabs
WTF are you actually on about, you've spent the majority of your time on here complaining about us calling them Hertz, a name that's been used for a long long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
Why, yes they were. I just googled it. "The Hertz Corporation is an American car rental company based in Estero, Florida. The company operates its namesake Hertz brand, along with the brands Dollar Rent A Car, Firefly Car Rental and Thrifty Car Rental". Interesting reading Mr Bridge Hibs. So, who the **** are Hearts then? :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
the Klingons strike againQuote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
- Klingons to 1986 and all that,
- Klingons on to 5-1,
- Klingon to any possible stat going on..:
Yes, it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrimbetween
I'm sure the Hertz now that they are out of Europe will start focussing on the SPFL and once the Thursday games are out of the way they'll start getting better results. Aberdeen look better this year, but still prone to the poor games. St Mirren are the one to watch but depends on whether they have the staying power to last until the end of the season. I'd be disappointed if St Mirren beat Hibs to 3rd spot, given the 'gold mine' that is available to the team finishing 3rd.
Hibs? Well, this experiment may be a success and these young 'stars' that we've recruited may get better and better. But it's clearly a risk. As above, I'd be really disappointed if the experiment backfires and an underserving / lucky team gets 3rd.
Google them 👍Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
Simmer down and I have not. I would prefer if they were called Hearts. That way the very few people outside of Scotland would know who to laugh at. Hertz are a car rental company that people actually have heard of.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-C
What a load of nonsense. Are you ok?Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
Are you this weird all the time? It’s already a bit old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
We call them Yams as well, if you’d prefer that?
Google it, Hertz are a car rental company. . If facts are nonsense in your view then whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Thanks for asking :-) There are way too may "undercovers" on here. I was obviously taking the piss out of Hearts. There is no way people are that ****ing stupid not to get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
In all seriousness, why have their European crowds been so small? Latvians didn't bring many but there were large gaps in the home stands as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrimbetween
No luck. Even google's never heard of them :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bridge hibs
Robbie Klopp kept going on about 20k making an amazing atmosphere but last nights attendance was 15,863!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrimbetween
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Probably bumped them tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
I hope Robbie's learnt a lot of this master tactician. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by truehibernian
That’s your preference. Others on hear call them what they want. No one else seems to have any issues or problems with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
Tbh Hibs fans/supporters will know who people mean when they are referred to them as Hertz.
As for other people from other teams I’m sure they would get the jist!
You have pushed this point for quite a while now and it’s become very tiresome! You call them what you want and others will do the same.
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Made me chuckleQuote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
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Maybe he included everyone in nearby pubs or at home watching telly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Because they've been shown up. It was supposed to be an exciting adventure that turned into a bit of an embarrassment. Human beings are such. It's not good to associate yourself with failure. The die hards will, most won't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Now we all know that would make 400,000Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
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Fair point and well made. I shall call them Hearts. I was taking the piss out of them but no one seemed to get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
I wouldn't mind the embarrassment of travelling to Florence, Istanbul and Riga.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven1985
Agreed, but when it's gone tits up that would explain low attendances at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
https://i.postimg.cc/jdgjmBcq/09-CEE...3-B7-A80-B.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Maybe if you count all the fingers (6 on each hand)= 20,000Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Brilliant :not worth:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
Yam-economics were in full force at work today. Some boy reckons despite getting pumped every game, they have made more money than they would for winning the league…
Superb [emoji122]Quote:
Originally Posted by Carheenlea
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No be far awayQuote:
Originally Posted by ThisIsTheYear
If you win the league you get group football to the champions league, the real prizeQuote:
Originally Posted by ThisIsTheYear
How much is the prize money for winning the league?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThisIsTheYear
Can we not just all agree that Hertz Car Rental have never bumped any money from charities to fund their business aims, nor have they claimed an exceptional relationship to the lady Haig poppy fund but still failed to hand cash over to them, whereas Heart of midlothian have?Quote:
Originally Posted by HoboHarry
Simples.
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Had enough of all this Herts talk.
Morton 2 Inverness 0. Efe making his debut for Morton.
Morton fans loving Efe. Cannae blame themQuote:
Originally Posted by Hiber-nation
i swear it always rains in Greenock
We were heading to Dumbarton many years back and it was a beautiful, hot sunny day. Across the Clyde you could see a big, black cloud above Greenock.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
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No idea - but surely must be more than hardly winning a game in Europes third competitionQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibernia&Alba
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Originally Posted by Kato
i think it's rained every time i've been through either watching hibs or a lady friend i was seeing years ago :greengrin
they should rename it Rainock :(
no idea if they are still going but there was a Greenock Hibs footy side
Aye, always, just like it's always Baltic in Aberdeen.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Efe having a stormer for Morton
3-0 the Greenockians
That's a hilarious own goal by ICT. Don't need to be a lip reader to work out what Billy "Doddsy" Dodds made of it.
Having seen some of his Celtic performances, I wrote the guy off before he kicked a ball for us. I hold my hands up, I was wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by SaulGoodman
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Originally Posted by Hibernia&Alba
i feel it getting Baltic whenever i get over the forth bridge
Birmingham 2 QPR 0
He's playing well, well below his level. Morton have won a watch if he shows the right attitude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibernia&Alba
Sign him up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Queens Park are going to be this seasons Arbroath
Think they are more capable than Arbroath. Would be a disaster for gate receipts though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Dundalk 2-0 up against Bohemians .both our players on and Hauge has one of the goals . Haven't seen much of it .
If they get Lesser Hampden renovated in time the capacity will only be about 2,500 I think. Will they be allowed temporary stands if they go up? I've not been following this much other than I know they're playing at Ochilview just now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glory Lurker
Dougie Imrie has done a superb job with Morton so far. Imagine he'll be on the radar of bigger clubs.
Got to love Efe Ambrose. Rolls Royce of a defender who strolled every game and I really enjoyed his mazy, unpredictable wanders with the ball when at Hibs. That was a great side and watching him was great entertainment.
Ruddy saves Dykes penalty. Birmingham 2 QPR 0 80 mins
Queens park blew it with 3 mins remaining 2-2 FT
I believe it was £3.35 million for winning the league last season, so I imagine it will be quite similar this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibernia&Alba
Winning the Premiership currently gets you into the group stage of the Champions League which is a guaranteed £13.5 million so that's about £17 million.
Hearts got just over £2 million for finishing 3rd and about £2.5 million for getting to the Conference League group stage and a further £860,000 for their two wins v RFS.
In short their winnings from the Conference League are nowhere near to what they would have been for winning the league.
Many thanks, mate. It's still good money, given two wins plus qualification money, plus ticket sales etc. For clubs in our bracket, it's a big difference.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir David Gray
Yeah they've definitely made a decent amount and despite their elimination group stage European football is what clubs like Hibs and Hearts aspire to. The money they've got as a result is certainly not to be sniffed at.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibernia&Alba
Man city should be ahead in this
800 games as a manager for Tony Mowbray today.
108 games for certain team too. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Leicester 0-1 Manchester City
Some strike that !Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir David Gray
He's world class. A pleasure to watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby
He was. One of my favourite all time defenders at Hibs.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibbydog
St Johnstone 1-0 Kilmarnock
Brighton 1-0 Chelsea
Brighton 2-0 Chelsea
Oops, a tad embarrassing 😁Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir David Gray
Bournemouth 1-0 Tottenham
Rangers 0-1 Aberdeen
yikes sevco 0 aberdeen 1
dundee u 0 motherwell 1
Dundee Utd 0-1 Motherwell
Rangers 1-1 Aberdeen
Crystal Palace 1-0 Southampton
Edward with the goal, if you’re Pat Bonner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir David Gray
Brighton 3-0 Chelsea
Oh boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir David Gray