The Official Save Our Season Transfer Deadline Thread:

[One Day Soon]

Did that boy at Old Trafford really just claim that Falcao was travelling in from the airport in a two car concierge?

[Aldo]

A good 90%

;-)

[One Day Soon]

That would be quite some TDD meal. Would make my chicken korma look inadequate.

I'm pretty sure that if you are trying to chew it and swallow it then you aren't doing it right...

[Hibbyradge]

I'm pretty sure that if you are trying to chew it and swallow it then you aren't doing it right...

What do you do with Chicken Korma? :hyper:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I have a serene urge to make scrambled eggs. Thoughts?

[One Day Soon]

I have a serene urge to make scrambled eggs. Thoughts?

You're not wrong PH. Creamy ones with crisply toasted, um, toast.

[Hibbyradge]

I have a serene urge to make scrambled eggs. Thoughts?

I think you should add a few drops of tabasco.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I think you should add a few drops of tabasco.

At last, someone who agrees with me!! Tabasco sauce on scrambled eggs is a winner.

Sod it. I'll report back with my bumper feast to take me through until midnight. It's a corker.

[One Day Soon]

Seriously it looks like each one of these male Sky presenters has gotten a share of Natalie's favourite yellow dress and had it made into a yellow tie. Does anyone have any advance knowledge of what colour she will be wearing tonight?

[HibeeHendo]

I have a serene urge to make scrambled eggs. Thoughts?


Get some bacon in there too.

[Aldo]

I think Man U need to spend a few quid on the road leading to their training ground. Full of massive potholes.

[One Day Soon]

Hah, hah! He's just admitted that he was trying to say convoy when he said concierge earlier.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Seriously it looks like each one of these male Sky presenters has gotten a share of Natalie's favourite yellow dress and had it made into a yellow tie. Does anyone have any advance knowledge of what colour she will be wearing tonight?

I'm waiting for her to come out of the shower. I've chosen a see-through black number which will accentuate those big bountiful cans.

[HibeeHendo]

I've just tanned my biryani, now onto my chilli and lime drumsticks.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Guillame Balague looks like that creepy sleaze that populates the local pub on a Saturday night and tries his luck with girls half his age. Hero.

[One Day Soon]

Definitely a corporate line on the yellow ties. They all have them on. I think its a set up for a surprise change of colour from Natalie.

[HFC 0-7]

Is that rumour about booth leaving really true? I really hope it's not!

[Smartie]

I would love to dive into kirstys muff

Thanks for the inspiration.

I've just sprinkled a few hairs onto my fishfinger sandwich which I am now going to eat with my eyes shut.

And to think that my art teacher at school said that I lacked imagination.

[Mibbes Aye]

I'm waiting for her to come out of the shower. I've chosen a see-through black number which will accentuate those big bountiful cans.

Fair dos but the question was what will she be wearing.

[One Day Soon]

I'm waiting for her to come out of the shower. I've chosen a see-through black number which will accentuate those big bountiful cans.

You've got previous here PH. Weren't you involved with your mother's bathroom at the last window?

[HibeeHendo]

The Falcao Convoy, **** me.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

You're not wrong PH. Creamy ones with crisply toasted, um, toast.

Is toasted toast the same as burnt toast?

[One Day Soon]

Thanks for the inspiration.

I've just sprinkled a few hairs onto my fishfinger sandwich which I am now going to eat with my eyes shut.

And to think that my art teacher at school said that I lacked imagination.

That's a straight up lol.

[Gordy M]

Danny welbeck having medical at arsenal.

[One Day Soon]

Fair dos but the question was what will she be wearing.

And that's its big brother the LOL

[R'Albin]

I have a serene urge to make scrambled eggs. Thoughts?

I had scrambled eggs recently and they were very poor.

I don't have time to post later, so the above is possibly my only contribution to this thread. I hope it was interesting enough.

[One Day Soon]

Is toasted toast the same as burnt toast?

Are we heading towards toasted muffins here...

[Waxy]

I'm waiting for her to come out of the shower. I've chosen a see-through black number which will accentuate those big bountiful cans.Anyone know what time she comes?

[One Day Soon]

Who's this one now? And in navy Blue?!? :confused:

[mentalhibee]

We need a ******g striker!!!!

[R'Albin]

I had scrambled eggs recently and they were very poor.

I don't have time to post later, so the above is possibly my only contribution to this thread. I hope it was interesting enough.

Actually, here's something slightly better: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5F1BCF333F1113849077495717888_26509fa3cfb.2.1.1001 0653159372456488.mp4?versionId=5vh1Vb.mqts_7lfbLkH Fcnch8En7ZI0R

[HibeeHendo]

I'd like to put her oven on.

[One Day Soon]

Hull fans look like the guys who auditioned for 1d but didn't make it.

[HibeeHendo]

Actually, here's something slightly better: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5F1BCF333F1113849077495717888_26509fa3cfb.2.1.1001 0653159372456488.mp4?versionId=5vh1Vb.mqts_7lfbLkH Fcnch8En7ZI0R

Sweet Jesus.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

You've got previous here PH. Weren't you involved with your mother's bathroom at the last window?

We haven't spoken since.

[Aldo]

Actually, here's something slightly better: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5F1BCF333F1113849077495717888_26509fa3cfb.2.1.1001 0653159372456488.mp4?versionId=5vh1Vb.mqts_7lfbLkH Fcnch8En7ZI0R

Hubba Hubba!! :-)

[hibs4thecup1988]

I am just back from Fort William, walking to a waterfall. Thought it was a perfect warm up to this.

4 cans of Rekordelig, a box of pringles, and 8 twix(single fingers) and I am ready!!

Come on Hibs, don't let me down now :agree:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Actually, here's something slightly better: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5F1BCF333F1113849077495717888_26509fa3cfb.2.1.1001 0653159372456488.mp4?versionId=5vh1Vb.mqts_7lfbLkH Fcnch8En7ZI0R

By the beard of Zeus.

Best. Vine. Ever.

[One Day Soon]

In

Signed on year long loans

McGeouch - Smellice
Sinclair - Southampton

Rumoured to be after

Toshney


Out

Rumoured that OTJ freed

Booth to Falkirk 2 year deal


In the context of what we actually need that is a pretty minging effort if we stop there.

[Pray4Marc]

Chris Killen.

[One Day Soon]

By the beard of Zeus.

Best. Vine. Ever.

Is beard of Zeus a euphemism I should know about. Is this another Kirsty reference?

[HibeeHendo]

The Griffiths saga has been done to death, no doubt. However, what would you all do if he signed? Celebratory wise.

[Aldo]

In the context of what we actually need that is a pretty minging effort if we stop there.

Yip but will hopefully look better come 11pm.

Someone mentioned this guy was seen near EM?? Could it be his twin or something. Similar hair and that (after transplant??)



13391

Sorry that poor effort but thought a wee light hearted moment would cheer folk up??

[One Day Soon]

Chris Killen.

*nervously* - what about him?

[Pray4Marc]

*nervously* - what about him?

Was in Le Monde with what looked like an agent.

[One Day Soon]

The Griffiths saga has been done to death, no doubt. However, what would you all do if he signed? Celebratory wise.

Follow the instructions on the .net TDD thread to the letter. What are they?

[QMU-1875]

Please say Booth isn't leaving he looked great in both games he's played in

[Fat Penlon]

Was in Le Monde with what looked like an agent.

What does an agent look like?

[One Day Soon]

Is anyone going to that consultation tonight - is it tonight? - also watching this and able to update us on what is not happening there?

[One Day Soon]

What does an agent look like?

Generally the earlier description of the fish finger dinner will keep you right on that score.

[ruthven_raiders]

*nervously* - what about him?

Lol he's out of contract and we are desperate for a big striker that holds the ball up

[Hibby Bairn]

Is 2 cars a "convoy"?

[Haymaker]

Is 2 cars a "convoy"?

None, a follow. 3 minimum.

[SMAXXA]

What does an agent look like?

Lol I always think the same with comments like that

[One Day Soon]

Is 2 cars a "convoy"?

Dunno, but this eejit described it as a 'concierge' earlier.

[Dinkydoo]

Yip but will hopefully look better come 11pm.

Someone mentioned this guy was seen near EM?? Could it be his twin or something. Similar hair and that (after transplant??)



13391

Sorry that poor effort but thought a wee light hearted moment would cheer folk up??
Aldo, you ****ing better not be in my bedroom when I come upstairs with a selection of alcoholic beverages and enough sugery and savoury snacks to satisfy Jabba The Gutt. Those are indistinguishably my curtains.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Not sure I can drag myself away from SSN and here as Andy Murray's match will be starting soon.

[One Day Soon]

Arsenal fans - redefining gormless.

[Dinkydoo]

"Jabba The Gutt" - what a hilariously fortunate typo

[NorthNorfolkHFC]

Surely Stubbs doesn't rate Stevenson over booth.

Clearly making similar mistakes that previous have made

[Aldo]

Aldo, you ****ing better not be in my bedroom when I come upstairs with a selection of alcoholic beverages and enough sugery and savoury snacks to satisfy Jabba The Gutt. Those are indistinguishably my curtains.

Ha ha. That made me laugh out loud Dinky??

PS make sure you bring enough for the 3 of us ;-)

[One Day Soon]

Aldo, you ****ing better not be in my bedroom when I come upstairs with a selection of alcoholic beverages and enough sugery and savoury snacks to satisfy Jabba The Gutt. Those are indistinguishably my curtains.

What exactly is he doing with that thumb in your bedroom. Is it even his own thumb FFS?

[Aldo]

"Jabba The Gutt" - what a hilariously fortunate typo

Suppose if you've got a Gutt it's pretty apt!! ;-)

[One Day Soon]

Leicester fans - we know we're supposed to look like a football mob but really we're just nice lads. Giggle, giggle. You can see where Lineker came from.

[Fat Penlon]

Arsenal fans - redefining gormless.

On a par with us hibs fans then.

[Aldo]

What exactly is he doing with that thumb in your bedroom. Is it even his own thumb FFS?

Pissin masel here ODS... Hope Dinky has a waterproof sheet on his bed. Don't want to ruin his Star Wars duvet??

[One Day Soon]

Aston Villa - no fans and his tie's yellow is a pale, pale imitation of Natalie's.

[One Day Soon]

Pissin masel here ODS... Hope Dinky has a waterproof sheet on his bed. Don't want to ruin his Star Wars duvet??

Star Wars? I think the real concern is about starfish. Let's hope its all just an unfortunate series of accidents.....

[One Day Soon]

But suddenly Villa fans. Why are they holding suitcases and a sombrero?

[One Day Soon]

Keith Downie - get that collar starched mate. Shoddy man, just shoddy.

[GREEN WARLORD]

What does an agent look like?
Like this.

[Dinkydoo]

Ha ha. That made me laugh out loud Dinky??

PS make sure you bring enough for the 3 of us ;-)
The 3 of us, who the bloody hell else is up there with you?

What exactly is he doing with that thumb in your bedroom. Is it even his own thumb FFS?
God only knows ODS, I'm frightened to leave the kitchen.

Pissin masel here ODS... Hope Dinky has a waterproof sheet on his bed. Don't want to ruin his Star Wars duvet??
That's it, if anyone needs me I'll be having a quiet pint in The Winchester, waiting for all this to blow over.

Get any bodily fluids on Han Solo and you're dead Aldo. :greengrin:

[HFC 0-7]

Keith Downie - get that collar starched mate. Shoddy man, just shoddy.

He is a good friend of mine, I will text him and tell him for you.

[edwards]

Please say Booth isn't leaving he looked great in both games he's played in

:top marks Him and Kenedy have clicked when together surely Stevenson

[One Day Soon]

Seriously Stoke reporter? That tie's not even yellow. Its just plain gold. Couldnae be bothered eh?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Feet up. Laptop on. I am now ready and will not move, save for regular trips to the velux window where I will hang out of it and puff a fag.

Right, lets get the most important information out of the way. As you TDDers know all too well, I don't tend to f*** about with my snacks so here is the full list;

Two bacon and scrambled egg doublers
Bowl of scrambled eggs
Mattessons Fridge Raiders (slow roasted)
Royster T-Bone Steak
Cheese and Onion Frisps
Salt and Vinegar Frisps
Quavers
Bobby's Onion Rings
Bobby's BBQ Sauce
Pringles (original flavour)
Kit-Kat chunky orange
Two cans of coke
18 fags
5 bottles of Beck's.

My work is done.

[One Day Soon]

Harry! NOW its TDD.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

How's your dog getting on Harry?

[One Day Soon]

Feet up. Laptop on. I am now ready and will not move, save for regular trips to the velux window where I will hang out of it and puff a fag.

Right, lets get the most important information out of the way. As you TDDers know all too well, I don't tend to f*** about with my snacks so here is the full list;

Two bacon and scrambled egg doublers
Bowl of scrambled eggs
Mattessons Fridge Raiders (slow roasted)
Royster T-Bone Steak
Cheese and Onion Frisps
Salt and Vinegar Frisps
Quavers
Bobby's Onion Rings
Bobby's BBQ Sauce
Pringles (original flavour)
Kit-Kat chunky orange
Two cans of coke
18 fags
5 bottles of Beck's.

My work is done.

That's just masterful. An artist at work. Mind and keep 999 on speed dial...

[Aldo]

Star Wars? I think the real concern is about starfish. Let's hope its all just an unfortunate series of accidents.....

As long as it's not a puckered one we'll all be ok!! ;-)

[Mibbes Aye]

Surely Stubbs doesn't rate Stevenson over booth.

Clearly making similar mistakes that previous have made

All this has come from one throwaway post several pages back by someone I can't even remember.

I don't think it's 'clearly' anything and this probably isn't the place for a Stevenson debate either.

But just on the basis that it is entirely true and 100% accurate - we are pared to the bone defensively as things stand and IMO urgently need someone who can play on the right and in the centre. Losing a player who covers the left and potentially the centre is the wrong direction unless we have a guaranteed better replacement. I don't think Stubbs is stupid enough not to know that.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Someone remind to me to have a stern word with the owner of the VGs corner shop in Tranent tomorrow morning. I'm convinced they're selling day-old rolls and that's just not gonna cut it on a day like today. Fuming.

[hibs4thecup1988]

That's just masterful. An artist at work. Mind and keep 999 on speed dial...

:top marks:greengrin

[Aldo]

The 3 of us, who the bloody hell else is up there with you? God only knows ODS, I'm frightened to leave the kitchen. That's it, if anyone needs me I'll be having a quiet pint in The Winchester, waiting for all this to blow over. Get any bodily fluids on Han Solo and you're dead Aldo. :greengrin:

Superb that. :-)

It's ok it's Leah thats having a shower?? :-)

[One Day Soon]

Where the actual F has Mrs ODS got to? This is going to totally screw up all my timings tonight.

I should be fully carbed by now and embarked on a gorging epic of snack self abuse. I've had to feed the kids FFS. This programme won't watch itself, does she not know that?

[One Day Soon]

Someone remind to me to have a stern word with the owner of the VGs corner shop in Tranent tomorrow morning. I'm convinced they're selling day-old rolls and that's just not gonna cut it on a day like today. Fuming.

Funnily enough Mrs ODS is returning from Tranent. I wonder if her lateness and the out of date rolls are in some way related.

Wow that Palace reporter is surrounded. I actually think they've taken him prisoner.

[One Day Soon]

Oh, here she is. Right, be a bit in and out for the next hour.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Andy Murray has forfeited his US Open tie v Tsonga and is searching for a Diner, Drive-In or Dive with SSN on the telly as we speak. Should be some interesting snacks available for Andy.

[Aldo]

Oh, here she is. Right, be a bit in and out for the next hour.

Should you really be telling us this ODS??

[hibees 7062]

What does an agent look like?

http://media.giphy.com/media/xvjDma9YhzHLW/giphy.gif

[Dinkydoo]

Just realised I have an unopened bottle of 56% "wine" I brought back from China. Come on Hibs, give me cause to open it.13393

[bighairyfaeleith]

Lewis Toshney anyone?

[DC_Hibs]

I am now ready and will not move, save for regular trips to the velux window where I will hang out the back of a fag.


Each to their own.

[Father Ted]

Lewis Toshney anyone?

He's a free agent so won't necessarily be signed up bu anyone tonight

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Each to their own.


:faf::faf:

[One Day Soon]

Should you really be telling us this ODS??

Oh. Oops. Erm...

[Off the bar]

Just realised I have an unopened bottle of 56% "wine" I brought back from China. Come on Hibs, give me cause to open it.13393

I'd just get stuck into that and start making up wild rumours as an excuse to have more of it! On which note I have a bottle of cask strength glenfarclas 105 clocking in at a cool 60% staring me down so I'm gonna weigh into that for want of any actual news!

[One Day Soon]

Each to their own.

Any minute now this will merge with the goings on Dinky's bedroom...

[West hamBERNIAN]

Just realised I have an unopened bottle of 56% "wine" I brought back from China. Come on Hibs, give me cause to open it.13393

I'd be more likely to tank that if hibs don't bring more in. Don't do that to a man hibs

[Aldo]

Oh. Oops. Erm...

And btw that was waaaaayyyyy less than an hour ;-)

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Celtic in talks with Man City's John Guidetti over a loan move.

[Haymaker]

Celtic in talks with Man City's John Guidetti over a loan move.

:hyper:

[Aldo]

Any minute now this will merge with the goings on Dinky's bedroom...

:-)

[Bleeds green]

http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/man-city/news/report-guidetti-poised-for-palermo-switch_174455.html


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[Pedantic_Hibee]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRo_x5xxqwz44eSEqMItz6kA1SDVZIBJ JQpI0-nSOXHciOGFckTWA

Be still my beating heart...........

[ManBearPig]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRo_x5xxqwz44eSEqMItz6kA1SDVZIBJ JQpI0-nSOXHciOGFckTWA

Be still my beating heart...........

only thing better than that would be sparky in a hibs shirt pic up by close of business

[Hibby Kay-Yay]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRo_x5xxqwz44eSEqMItz6kA1SDVZIBJ JQpI0-nSOXHciOGFckTWA

Be still my beating heart...........

A well formed...hand shape there

[mentalhibee]

Celtic in talks with Man City's John Guidetti over a loan move.

Some player!

[SteveHFC]

http://i.imgur.com/u85RWuS.jpg

[Dinkydoo]

I'd just get stuck into that and start making up wild rumours as an excuse to have more of it! On which note I have a bottle of cask strength glenfarclas 105 clocking in at a cool 60% staring me down so I'm gonna weigh into that for want of any actual news!
I'm a bit worried that its actually bleach or something. The guy on the front cover looks far too smug for my liking; "This cost £1.25 and you're really going to drink it..."

Updates to follow. If it doesn't kill me.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Scran update;

Three bags of crisps, the Pringles and the kit-kat left, as well as the can of coke and the Beck's.

I'm down to 17 fags.

On a sidenote, I'm doing a crossword just now and I'm stuck on one. The clue is "overworked postman". Can anyone help?

[h185forever]

http://i.imgur.com/u85RWuS.jpg

Fantastic ..made my night so far

[Sergey]

Scran update;

Three bags of crisps, the Pringles and the kit-kat left, as well as the can of coke and the Beck's.

I'm down to 17 fags.

On a sidenote, I'm doing a crossword just now and I'm stuck on one. The clue is "overworked postman". Can anyone help?

How many letters :greengrin

[SteveHFC]

Hibs fans have all but given up tonight
http://i.imgur.com/45vhZuU.jpg

[Pedantic_Hibee]

The reason why we never took our interest in Deekman any further..........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/me-at-the-gym.gif

[Pedantic_Hibee]

How many letters :greengrin


F*****g thousands :greengrin

[SteveHFC]

The reason why we never took our interest in Deekman any further..........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/me-at-the-gym.gif

:faf:

[Hibs90]

Hope everyone who was expecting Griffiths is feeling ok! :greengrin:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Hibs fans have all but given up tonight
http://i.imgur.com/45vhZuU.jpg


Looks like the inbred freakshow creeps from Stoke on SSN

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Tidy wee specimen in a yellow dress applying her make-up in the background there..........strap yourselves in, lads.

[IanM]

@HibeesLatest: Kelan Mitchell was spotted today at ER. Could the former Rangers youth be on his way to Hibs? #DeadlineDay #HFC

[HibeeHendo]

Heavens above.

[worcesterhibby]

been in and out today, but finally settled in for the duration..just hope something actually happens.

For the record the snack spread is as follows

3 packets of Pickled Onion Space Raiders
2 packets of Tesco's 'Sweet n' Salted' popcorn
2 packets of worcester Sauce French Fries
2 Tesco's peanut munch bars
A full butterscotch angel delight made up in a pyrex jug and waiting in the fridge (might add an individual meringue to the top if we sign someone)
6 bottles of Crabbies
1 bottle of Tesco's Dry Vermouth

[HibbyKeith]

Scran update;

Three bags of crisps, the Pringles and the kit-kat left, as well as the can of coke and the Beck's.

I'm down to 17 fags.

On a sidenote, I'm doing a crossword just now and I'm stuck on one. The clue is "overworked postman". Can anyone help?

:greengrin :tee hee:

[BroxburnHibee]

About to tuck in to a wee chicken jalfrezi, rice naan bread and a few beers. Probably going to be the highlight of the evening....

[Haymaker]

Natalie is on! Still no Anna Woodhouse.

[Off the bar]

I'm a bit worried that its actually bleach or something. The guy on the front cover looks far too smug for my liking; "This cost £1.25 and you're really going to drink it..."

Updates to follow. If it doesn't kill me.

just do it! Ask yourself if not now? When? It should at least make for a memorable transfer window shutting, rather than thinking oh yeah that was the window we signed that guy who scored a couple of og's got injured then left for another club and came back to score a hatrick against us you can be like oh yeah that's the transfer window I drank that **** from china got messed went on a rampage and got sectioned

[SanFranHibs]

About to tuck in to a wee chicken jalfrezi, rice naan bread and a few beers. Probably going to be the highlight of the evening....

Sadly, could be the highlight for all of us !!!

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Yes! Yellow again for Nat!

[CRAZYHIBBY]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRo_x5xxqwz44eSEqMItz6kA1SDVZIBJ JQpI0-nSOXHciOGFckTWA

Be still my beating heart...........

Jeezo id stick my face in there and go wububub!

[Dinkydoo]

Chinese beverage update:

Good news: it's definitely alcohol.

Bad news: I'll likely still be pished at training tomorrow night.

Bowl of cheese savouries going down an absolute treat and I've just spied a 3/4 full tin of celebrations in the kitchen. Game on.

[green.and.white]

Come on Hibs, please!! Something exciting!!

[Gatecrasher]

£800 million :idiot:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Rocking up to this thread looking for some signings and quickly exiting..........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/kid-decides-he-didnt-want-your-stupid-communion-after-all.gif

[Haymaker]

Get Anna back on!

[green.and.white]

Rocking up to this thread looking for some signings and quickly exiting..........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/kid-decides-he-didnt-want-your-stupid-communion-after-all.gif

:top marks

[Hibby70]

Rocking up to this thread looking for some signings and quickly exiting..........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/kid-decides-he-didnt-want-your-stupid-communion-after-all.gif

That's one of the best ever

[kaimendhibs]

Jeezo id stick my face in there and go wububub!

So would I


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[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/12/2013-10-10/52f91e87-5e37-4795-88ee-70ac46969eef.jpg


I would drink her bathwater.

[worcesterhibby]

DISASTER!!!

Hooked my leg round the base of the bar stool in my kitchen and just as I was reading another thread cramp set in..couldn't get my leg out, ended up on the floor and took the Butterscotch Angel delight in a pyrex jug with me. The jug has remained unbroken, but the contents are all over the floor….Do I scoop and eat or give it up ?

[Dr_Regal]

Rocking up to this thread looking for some signings and quickly exiting..........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/kid-decides-he-didnt-want-your-stupid-communion-after-all.gif

Me and my yank colleagues can't stop laughing at this!

Brilliant

[GreenArmyyy!]

Ok, we now have under 3 hours to go and our 'recognised strike force consists of L.Allan, Sinclair, Heffernan and Cummings. I am now officially panicking. What a horrible situation we are in. Without this sounding like a knee-jerk reaction, if we don't sign a proven striker tonight the season is over.......... Again.

[SanFranHibs]

Roll on midnight and get this circus to bed !!! lol

A thread about Falkirk speaking to Scott Robertson. A few delighted and glad 'he's leaving', a few disappointed 'he's leaving' and then someone comes on and says it's Scott Robinson of Hearts they are talking to.

Think fatigue is setting in.

Come on Hibs...we need a third loan player !!

[SteveHFC]

I have to sadly announce that i have ruptured my Achilles. All my efforts are now focused on coming back as soon as possible this season!!

[Haymaker]

I have to sadly announce that i have ruptured my Achilles. All my efforts are now focused on coming back as soon as possible this season!!

How does this stop you posting gifs?

[nonshinyfinish]

been in and out today, but finally settled in for the duration..just hope something actually happens.

For the record the snack spread is as follows

3 packets of Pickled Onion Space Raiders
2 packets of Tesco's 'Sweet n' Salted' popcorn
2 packets of worcester Sauce French Fries
2 Tesco's peanut munch bars
A full butterscotch angel delight made up in a pyrex jug and waiting in the fridge (might add an individual meringue to the top if we sign someone)
6 bottles of Crabbies
1 bottle of Tesco's Dry Vermouth


DISASTER!!!

Hooked my leg round the base of the bar stool in my kitchen and just as I was reading another thread cramp set in..couldn't get my leg out, ended up on the floor and took the Butterscotch Angel delight in a pyrex jug with me. The jug has remained unbroken, but the contents are all over the floor….Do I scoop and eat or give it up ?

Bin the lot and just tan the vermouth.

[SteveHFC]

How does this stop you posting gifs?

Don't even feel like posting gifs anymore mate!


Hibs have taken us for mugs

[One Day Soon]

I'm back. Woooof. Who is that? Mmmmmm

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Natalie has her work cut out in the battle of the yellow outfits!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Don't even feel like posting gifs anymore mate!


Hibs have taken us for mugs


Awwwww, come 'ere you...........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/cat-is-all-like-hug-me-please.gif

[worcesterhibby]

Bin the lot and just tan the vermouth.

It's a Litre bottle..this is gonna get messy…and not just because I've got Butterscotch Angel Delight all down my jeans.:shocked:

[DC_Hibs]

How does this stop you posting gifs?

That doesn't but his old man has put the boxing gloves back on him as he was caught "at it" over the Littlewoods catalogue underwear pages again.

Boxer shorts page of course

[Haymaker]

Don't even feel like posting gifs anymore mate!


Hibs have taken us for mugs

Don't give me that *****. #dotnettopboiz keep gif-ing

[One Day Soon]

I want to cough to a prawn stir fry with vegetables. I didn't even buy it in. It was plain health from start to finish. Sorry lads.

Woo hoo. That Kate is stunning.

[Haymaker]

:faf:

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

First set to Murray. Back to TDD.

[dmc1875]

So Alagui has ruptured his achilles and we are seemingly inactive on the transfer front.

A striker isn't just needed, its fundamental we get someone in now. I really hope we are not done. Shambles if we are.

To quote a yam mate... 'Hibs are the club that just keep on giving....'

[SteveHFC]

Awwwww, come 'ere you...........

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/cat-is-all-like-hug-me-please.gif

:greengrin

[CRAZYHIBBY]

DISASTER!!!

Hooked my leg round the base of the bar stool in my kitchen and just as I was reading another thread cramp set in..couldn't get my leg out, ended up on the floor and took the Butterscotch Angel delight in a pyrex jug with me. The jug has remained unbroken, but the contents are all over the floor….Do I scoop and eat or give it up ?

Personally i would wait till natalie is on the tv and smear said butterscotch over her lady bumps then slowly lick it off whilst putting my finger in some warm apple pie.....if u dont have pie then anything warm and moist will do

[One Day Soon]

I'm just feeling shame.

[Nevi_SOL]

I've a funny feeling our business is done with players coming in

[stokesmessiah]

Who is she?

[SteveHFC]

Don't give me that *****. #dotnettopboiz keep gif-ing

We were promised changes this summer and we have seen **** all changes. It's the same old ***** from the board.


Not in a gif mood at the moment mate :(

[One Day Soon]

Is it possible to be more ginger than Lennon?

[nonshinyfinish]

Returned from fives (strolled around like Beckenbauer in his pomp, as per) and scoffed the remains of yesterday's schnitzel and potatoes for ballast. Now onto the main event: I've established a beachhead on the sofa, SSN on the TV and laptop on, eh, my lap.

Just swallowed a Feast more-or-less whole, chased down with Estrella.

Sugar content will be regulated by a Mr Kipling double feature, namely slices Angel and Bakewell, and the traditional TDD Tunnock's teacakes (I'm on double teacake rations due to my earlier exertions).

Experienced heads will have spotted the gaping hole in my squad: crisps. I'm hoping that a late swoop will allow me to augment with quality and quantity in this area.

[GreenArmyyy!]

So Alagui has ruptured his achilles and we are seemingly inactive on the transfer front.

A striker isn't just needed, its fundamental we get someone in now. I really hope we are not done. Shambles if we are.

To quote a yam mate... 'Hibs are the club that just keep on giving....'

Agree completely. I have been at the point of packing it in for a few weeks now after the last few years. Dempster has been given a chance by the fans to change our view. Nothing, as per, nothing from Hibs.

[One Day Soon]

I'm just going to come straight out and say it. I'm sitting here feasting on my own plums. They're plump and sweet.

[nonshinyfinish]

Is it possible to be more ginger than Lennon?

Yo.



(Lyonhibs can verify this.)

[GreenArmyyy!]

At the point I have tweeted Leigh to ask him to try and force a move, desperate times, desperate measures.

[Northernhibee]

http://media1.sulia.com/static/user_images/12/2013-10-10/52f91e87-5e37-4795-88ee-70ac46969eef.jpg


I would drink her bathwater.

I would cut off my leg with a chip fork just to see her left nipple through a stained glass window.

[carnoustiehibee]

So what's the total number of signings this summer 6-7?

[Haymaker]

We were promised changes this summer and we have seen **** all changes. It's the same old ***** from the board.


Not in a gif mood at the moment mate :(

Griffiths is coming.

[SteveHFC]

At the point I have tweeted Leigh to ask him to try and force a move, desperate times, desperate measures.

As have i

[nonshinyfinish]

Welbeck and Wenger spotted outside the Emirates: https://twitter.com/TheVujanic/status/506515580405702657

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Griffiths is coming.

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/excited-turtle-is-basically-going-to-explode-with-excitement.gif

[SteveHFC]

Griffiths is coming.

It's not happening mate.

[Just Alf]

It's a Litre bottle..this is gonna get messy…and not just because I've got Butterscotch Angel Delight all down my jeans.:shocked:

I hope it IS butterscotch.... Pity anyone that happens to walk in :-/

[Nevi_SOL]

That Everton fan with that female toy haha

[Hibeesmad]

Rumour:

Jay Fulton on loan to Hibs from Swansea. Ex Falkirk player

[Haymaker]

It's not happening mate.

I disagree. :hyper:

[Hibbyradge]

Actually, here's something slightly better: https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5F1BCF333F1113849077495717888_26509fa3cfb.2.1.1001 0653159372456488.mp4?versionId=5vh1Vb.mqts_7lfbLkH Fcnch8En7ZI0R

http://i.imgur.com/FTbDvmP.gif

[nonshinyfinish]

Ooops, a wee deletion incident there.

Keep your powder dry, lads.

[Scorrie]

Rumour:

Jay Fulton on loan to Hibs from Swansea. Ex Falkirk player

Is that Stevie Fulton's son?

[nonshinyfinish]

Is that Stevie Fulton's son?

Gonnae no, some of us are trying to eat. :bitchy:

[silverhibee]

Is it possible to be more ginger than Lennon?

Yes.

:wink: :greengrin

[Gatecrasher]

Andy walker doing his best to promote Scottish football :rolleyes:

[One Day Soon]

Locked out on TDD! The horror. Don't do that to me again.

[Smartie]

At the point I have tweeted Leigh to ask him to try and force a move, desperate times, desperate measures.

I think we should all accept that Leigh is not coming, that he has a good relationship with his present club and that he's not going to get up to any of his "nonsense" for the foreseeable future.

To prove that there are no hard feelings I'm going to buy him a slush puppie and offer him some family planning advice.

[SanFranHibs]

Andy walker doing his best to promote Scottish football :rolleyes:

I wish someone would do something to promote us.

[silverhibee]

Cheese stuffed crust pizza, cheese bites, with 6 garlic dips, all consumed in the Silver house hold.

Rizla's at the ready. :smokin

Wellbeck done deal to the Gooners.

[McIntosh]

Are there any other players leaving Easter road?

[nonshinyfinish]

Locked out on TDD! The horror. Don't do that to me again.

My years of petitioning the admins finally come to fruition.

[SteveHFC]

Anyone know how much a match ticket is at Anfield?

[nonshinyfinish]

Murray a set up, but a break down in the second. He'll need to step his game up if he wants to catch the end of TDD from his ice bath.

[silverhibee]

Are there any other players leaving Easter road?

I will drive Liam Craig anywhere he wants to go.

[nonshinyfinish]

I will drive Liam Craig anywhere he wants to go.

Marvellous. Liam and I would like to visit Blair Drummond Safari Park on Sunday.

[SteveHFC]

Hibernian chief executive Leeann Dempster says maintaining current prices will help Hibernian secure promotion
Hibernian will not alter season ticket prices at Easter Road, despite dropping a division and sluggish sales.
The Edinburgh club say approximately 5,400 have been sold, with most of those being purchased before relegation from the Premiership.
At this time last year, the figures were around 7,600.
The best seats cost £405 and chief executive Leeann Dempster thinks maintaining prices will "maximise our chances of heading straight back up".
Dempster explained that "only a few hundred" season tickets had been sold since Hibs lost their top flight status after a play-off with Hamilton.
And summarising her interaction with fans on the topic, she added: "The message that has been relayed to me is that the club should keep the season ticket money if it is used to sustain the budget available to (head coach) Alan Stubbs to build a squad capable of winning us promotion."
In a statement on the club website, (external) Dempster estimated that five per cent of those who had been in touch had been seeking a refund.
"I have decided that the best course of action is to leave prices as they are," she said. "If we are to compete with our rivals in this league, every ticket and every penny spent become crucial."

[Mikey]

Marvellous. Liam and I would like to visit Blair Drummond Safari Park on Sunday.

In a convertible.........

[Mibbes Aye]

I will drive Liam Craig anywhere he wants to go.

Liam and I had a camping holiday in the Peak District pencilled in for the October international break.

Nice one, he and I can both enjoy a beer now :aok:

[Callum_62]

Hibernian chief executive Leeann Dempster says maintaining current prices will help Hibernian secure promotion
Hibernian will not alter season ticket prices at Easter Road, despite dropping a division and sluggish sales.
The Edinburgh club say approximately 5,400 have been sold, with most of those being purchased before relegation from the Premiership.
At this time last year, the figures were around 7,600.
The best seats cost £405 and chief executive Leeann Dempster thinks maintaining prices will "maximise our chances of heading straight back up".
Dempster explained that "only a few hundred" season tickets had been sold since Hibs lost their top flight status after a play-off with Hamilton.
And summarising her interaction with fans on the topic, she added: "The message that has been relayed to me is that the club should keep the season ticket money if it is used to sustain the budget available to (head coach) Alan Stubbs to build a squad capable of winning us promotion."
In a statement on the club website, (external) Dempster estimated that five per cent of those who had been in touch had been seeking a refund.
"I have decided that the best course of action is to leave prices as they are," she said. "If we are to compete with our rivals in this league, every ticket and every penny spent become crucial."

THIS.

Im overseas, so I dont have a season ticket - if I was paying the amount you are being ask to though - id be fuming with our activity so far

[SteveHFC]

THIS.

Im overseas, so I dont have a season ticket - if I was paying the amount you are being ask to though - id be fuming with our activity so far

I have a ST. Which i never bought one now.

[CraigHibee]

I will drive Liam Craig anywhere he wants to go.

i'll go halfers on the fuel :greengrin

[lyonhibs]

Yo.



(Lyonhibs can verify this.)

Like an animate ginger snap that loves his carrots :agree::agree:

Glad to be called upon this fine day, just back in from training where the coach decided in her (I know, I know...............) infinite wisdom to conduct a penalty shootout with me as the resident goalie.

So now I'm ****ing puggled and have the obligatory weekly SKYPE chat with Maw Lyon Hibs. I rarely cite the following cesspit of inequity, but Keechback patrons use a jpeg in McGhee looking like he's just sharted that summarises my current outlook.

Back in 20 minutes or so.

[nonshinyfinish]

Need something to get the engine running again for the last couple of hours.

A signing? A surprise cut to the outside broadcast man in Stoke being torn to pieces by wild-eyed locals? Natalie whipping her top off? Jim dry-humping one of the more yellow bits of the SSN set?

Help us out here.

[Hermit Crab]

on a par with us hibs fans then.


ltyf

[WhileTheChief..]

Have we been linked with anyone else other than LG or are we just waiting in hope on this happening?

Usually there would have been a few names kicking about??

[silverhibee]

Marvellous. Liam and I would like to visit Blair Drummond Safari Park on Sunday.

http://www.veryhappypig.com/blog/baboons.jpg

[One Day Soon]

Stop farquing locking me out!!!!!!

[Hermit Crab]

Hibernian chief executive Leeann Dempster says maintaining current prices will help Hibernian secure promotion
Hibernian will not alter season ticket prices at Easter Road, despite dropping a division and sluggish sales.
The Edinburgh club say approximately 5,400 have been sold, with most of those being purchased before relegation from the Premiership.
At this time last year, the figures were around 7,600.
The best seats cost £405 and chief executive Leeann Dempster thinks maintaining prices will "maximise our chances of heading straight back up".
Dempster explained that "only a few hundred" season tickets had been sold since Hibs lost their top flight status after a play-off with Hamilton.
And summarising her interaction with fans on the topic, she added: "The message that has been relayed to me is that the club should keep the season ticket money if it is used to sustain the budget available to (head coach) Alan Stubbs to build a squad capable of winning us promotion."
In a statement on the club website, (external) Dempster estimated that five per cent of those who had been in touch had been seeking a refund.
"I have decided that the best course of action is to leave prices as they are," she said. "If we are to compete with our rivals in this league, every ticket and every penny spent become crucial."


What a complete pile of shat this has turned out to be............... Sorry I still think Petrie is pulling her strings and he's pulling our pissers if he thinks he can continue to run the club this way. Just my opinion as I know I'll get shot down for this comment.

[Pretty Boy]

Given up on TDD. There's not going to be that last big deal (never been the sane since 'arry left Spurs) and Hibs aren't going to sign anyone else are we?

Just finished pork chop, roasted squash and brocolli washed down with a Thistly Cross cider whilst watching some pish on BBC about failing businesses. Maybe we could get Rod and STF on it?

[GreenArmyyy!]

Locked out on TDD! The horror. Don't do that to me again.

This!

[nonshinyfinish]

Jim hinting that Lennon may be there against his will.

Neil, cough twice if you need me to call 999. I won't, I'm just interested.

[SteveHFC]

http://www.veryhappypig.com/blog/baboons.jpg

Silver, MehHFC and Haymaker :greengrin

[lyonhibs]

Need something to get the engine running again for the last couple of hours.

A signing? A surprise cut to the outside broadcast man in Stoke being torn to pieces by wild-eyed locals? Natalie whipping her top off? Jim dry-humping one of the more yellow bits of the SSN set?

Help us out here.

Bathe in the regal majesty and splendour of this then

http://www1.thesportbible.com/images/content/540499a8f1632.png

That tache would have you up in front of the Operation Yewtree beaks these days.

[Hermit Crab]

Feet up. Laptop on. I am now ready and will not move, save for regular trips to the velux window where I will hang out of it and puff a fag.

Right, lets get the most important information out of the way. As you TDDers know all too well, I don't tend to f*** about with my snacks so here is the full list;

Two bacon and scrambled egg doublers
Bowl of scrambled eggs
Mattessons Fridge Raiders (slow roasted)
Royster T-Bone Steak
Cheese and Onion Frisps
Salt and Vinegar Frisps
Quavers
Bobby's Onion Rings
Bobby's BBQ Sauce
Pringles (original flavour)
Kit-Kat chunky orange
Two cans of coke
18 fags
5 bottles of Beck's.

My work is done.


No get 20 in a pack?

[Heisenberg]

Hibs have played us an absolute blinder this transfer window. Wind of change? Nope. Same old *****.

[nonshinyfinish]

Given up on TDD.

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

How did come to this?

[SteveHFC]

What a complete pile of shat this has turned out to be............... Sorry I still think Petrie is pulling her strings and he's pulling our pissers if he thinks he can continue to run the club this way. Just my opinion as I know I'll get shot down for this comment.

http://i.imgur.com/rjXkzUY.gif

[SteveHFC]

<<<<<<<<<< me at the moment

http://i.imgur.com/NUcScdE.gif

[nonshinyfinish]

Bathe in the regal majesty and splendour of this then

http://www1.thesportbible.com/images/content/540499a8f1632.png

That tache would have you up in front of the Operation Yewtree beaks these days.

Woaf!

[Off the bar]

**** it all to ****, it's gone 11 here in Finland and I've got an early train to Helsinki before the flight back home, was going to stay up for the triumphant presentation of a new signing but it's not going to happen is it, another window when we desperately need a goal scorer and we get . . . . . .
I'm going to bed
**** off rod Petrie

[nonshinyfinish]

<<<<<<<<<< me at the moment

http://i.imgur.com/NUcScdE.gif

Which one is you?

[Haymaker]

My phone battery is dying! Lucky I am in the battle cruiser with #tdd on

[Hibbyradge]

Given up on TDD. There's not going to be that last big deal (never been the sane since 'arry left Spurs) and Hibs aren't going to sign anyone else are we?


http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/jennifer-lawrence-crying-gif.gif

[SteveHFC]

Which one is you?

The panda of course mate.



Just replied to your pm there

http://i.imgur.com/5chDhfR.gif

[stokesmessiah]

Celtic have signed Guidetti.

[nonshinyfinish]

The panda of course mate.

Ah ken.

It's bad times I know, but don't let that affect your piss-take radar.

[stokesmessiah]

Some serious business done by Hull?

[silverhibee]

Some serious business done by Hull?

And the owner got pizzas delivered for the crowd outside, can't see Petrie doing that.

[Hibbyradge]

And the owner got pizzas delivered for the crowd outside, can't see Petrie doing that.

:faf:

Having a go at him for not buying pizza's for non-existent folk who are not standing outside Easter Road is the best one yet. :top marks

[CapitalGreen]

:faf:

Having a go at him for not buying pizza's for non-existent folk who are not standing outside Easter Road is the best one yet. :top marks

Rod has just cancelled the 20 pizzas coming from Pizza Hut in favour of 1 from La Favorita.

Quality not Quantity.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I got chucked out of Hibs.net for ages.

What a sad day this has been.

[I'm_cabbaged]

:faf:

Having a go at him for not buying pizza's for non-existent folk who are not standing outside Easter Road is the best one yet. :top marks

He got us pizzas and bevvy for the bus down to the mk dons match.

[One Day Soon]

I swear I'll do ban time.

[hibs4thecup1988]

I got chucked out of Hibs.net for ages.

What a sad day this has been.

:agree::agree:

Keep expecting to see Griffiths signed when I log back on :rolleyes:

[Hibbyradge]

Rod has just cancelled the 20 pizzas coming from Pizza Hut in favour of 1 from La Favorita.

Quality not Quantity.

:thumbsup:

[McIntosh]

Are Craig and Hefferman going to go to St Johnstone?

[SteveHFC]

http://media.tumblr.com/cf4a87c17c642f842ac9ca3eff778f1d/tumblr_inline_n3ehnujsW81r7opco.gif

[One Day Soon]

Worst TDD ever.

Locked out here, short changed at ER and brassed off altogether.

We're not coming back up this season that's for sure.

[Smartie]

Rod has just cancelled the 20 pizzas coming from Pizza Hut in favour of 1 from La Favorita.

Quality not Quantity.

And he's got to give it back again in a year.

[GreenArmyyy!]

Griffiths is coming.

Please stop.

[Borderhibbie76]

Worst TDD ever.

Locked out here, short changed at ER and brassed off altogether.

We're not coming back up this season that's for sure.
I kno I dunno what's worse constantly locked out of here of hibs complete inactivity. ..

[silverhibee]

:faf:

Having a go at him for not buying pizza's for non-existent folk who are not standing outside Easter Road is the best one yet. :top marks

What about the 200 folk at ER earlier on tonight.

[nonshinyfinish]

http://www.picgifs.com/movies-and-series/series/the-wire/picgifs-the-wire-010170.gif

[SteveHFC]

Worst TDD ever.

Locked out here, short changed at ER and brassed off altogether.

We're not coming back up this season that's for sure.

We should organize trips down to Anfield this season :greengrin

[HibeeHendo]

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Love-and-Other-Drugs.gif

[nonshinyfinish]

Time for PMs only?

[CRAZYHIBBY]

Majorly disappointed with hibs.... They spent more bringing in backroom staff and sports scientists than they have players

[One Day Soon]

We should organize trips down to Anfield this season :greengrin

Now THERE'S an idea.

How does it work there? You pay money and you get to watch actual football?

[SteveHFC]

http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Love-and-Other-Drugs.gif

http://collegetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tumblr_mcl6977E3z1qefo74o1_500.gif