Acronyms game

[Bunter]

Threesome Is Tremendous. :woohoo:


Tynecastle reconstruction manager encourages nuclear demolition of ugly scar
Where's the first E, Mr Carpets? :confused:

[Twa Cairpets]

Where's the first E, Mr Carpets? :confused:

Aaarrgghhh, too busy working on context.

Tremendous

Tynecastle rodent extermination manager encourages nuclear demolition of ugly scar

[steviehfc]

Aaarrgghhh, too busy working on context.

Tremendous

Tynecastle rodent extermination manager encourages nuclear demolition of ugly scarSoapdodging Celts are rank.

[Hiber-nation]

Soapdodging Celts are rank.

Raging Artur Nuts Killen

[Alfred E Newman]

Raging Artur Nuts Killen

keep incorporating lager like elephantile Nade

[Don Giovanni]

keep incorporating lager like elephantile Nade

Nade's Appetiser Dispatched Eagerly :greengrin

[Bunter]

Nade's Appetiser Dispatched Eagerly :greengrin
Eager Alcoholic Gargled Extra Rum Last Year

[Twa Cairpets]

Eager Alcoholic Gargled Extra Rum Last Year

Yakult evolved - Activia rises!

[Bunter]

Yakult evolved - Activia rises!
Loving your work. :faf::faf:

Rolling In S*** Exacerbates Smell.

[steviehfc]

Loving your work. :faf::faf:

Rolling In S*** Exacerbates Smell.Smeltics McGeady emptied, laughing loudly.

[Twa Cairpets]

Smeltics McGeady emptied, laughing loudly.

Lanky Obua: Ugandan does look yellowbellied

[Hiber-nation]

Lanky Obua: Ugandan does look yellowbellied

Yogi Evidently Looks Like Offering Wotherspoon Big Extension - Laszlo Looks In Envy, Defeated

[steviehfc]

Yogi Evidently Looks Like Offering Wotherspoon Big Extension - Laszlo Looks In Envy, DefeatedDodgy ersehole Foulkes eats anything, though evidently drunk.

[Twa Cairpets]

Dodgy ersehole Foulkes eats anything, though evidently drunk.

Decide: Reindeer, underwater newt, kangaroo?

[Alfred E Newman]

Decide: Reindeer, underwater newt, kangaroo?

Kingston and Nade go after rogering Obua`s orafice

[steviehfc]

Kingston and Nade go after rogering Obua`s oraficeObua's rodgered @rse felt incredibly cramped efterwards/eventually :devil:

[Bunter]

Obua's rodgered @rse felt incredibly cramped efterwards/eventually :devil:
Every Very Extreme Nudist Throws Underwear Away. Losing Lingerie? Yes!!!

[Twa Cairpets]

Every Very Extreme Nudist Throws Underwear Away. Losing Lingerie? Yes!!!

Yoko engenders split

[Hiber-nation]

Yoko engenders split

Sgt Pepper - Lennon Imagined Tripping :duck:

[Twa Cairpets]

Sgt Pepper - Lennon Imagined Tripping :duck:

Taking refuge in plentiful pasta is Nades glory

[Hiber-nation]

Taking refuge in plentiful pasta is Nades glory

Glenn Loovens Offski, Replacing Yobo

[steviehfc]

Glenn Loovens Offski, Replacing YoboYams often bloated offence.

[Alfred E Newman]

Yams often bloated offence.

Old fat face`s Evening News crap ends

[steviehfc]

Old fat face`s Evening News crap endsEnormous Nade's Doughnuts Stash.

[Bunter]

Enormous Nade's Doughnuts Stash.
Spendthrift Tache's Acumen Saves Hibees!

[Alfred E Newman]

Spendthrift Tache's Acumen Saves Hibees!

Hughes is buying every exceptional striker

[Bunter]

Hughes is buying every exceptional striker
S***ting Times Regular If Keep Eating Roughage.

[steviehfc]

S***ting Times Regular If Keep Eating Roughage.Romanov offers useless garbage, Hearts are getting embarrassed.

[Bunter]

Romanov offers useless garbage, Hearts are getting embarrassed.
Elliott Maybe Bad As Romanov's Ridiculous Austrian "Striker". Saucy Exhibitionist Dancers.

[Twa Cairpets]

Elliott Maybe Bad As Romanov's Ridiculous Austrian "Striker". Saucy Exhibitionist Dancers.

:thumbsup:

Dinnertime, and Nade crams excessive restaurant smorgasbord

[Bunter]

:thumbsup:

Dinnertime, and Nade crams excessive restaurant smorgasbord
Smorgasbord???? That's just plain nasty!!! :greengrin

:thumbsup:

Dinnertime, and Nade crams excessive restaurant smorgasbord
Sunday Mornings - Only Real Gorgie Athletes Superbly Belch Out Rancid Diarrhoea.

[Twa Cairpets]

Smorgasbord???? That's just plain nasty!!! :greengrin

Sunday Mornings - Only Real Gorgie Athletes Superbly Belch Out Rancid Diarrhoea.

And you complain about smorgasbord? Sheesh....:******:

Dons in another rout. Riordan humping ovines easily again.

[Bunter]

And you complain about smorgasbord? Sheesh....:******:

Dons in another rout. Riordan humping ovines easily again.
Apathetic Gorgie Assholes Into Necrophilia. :offski:

[Twa Cairpets]

Apathetic Gorgie Assholes Into Necrophilia. :offski:

Nade enters Clum. Rip! 'Orribly pained, haemorraging inside, laughter isnt appropriate.

[Bunter]

Nade enters Clum. Rip! 'Orribly pained, haemorraging inside, laughter isnt appropriate.
Apparently Purchasing Players Right Out Probably Really Isn't A Tynecastle Enterprise.

[rab1875]

Apparently Purchasing Players Right Out Probably Really Isn't A Tynecastle Enterprise.

eventually nades tyre explodes ,ripping pants right inside susans ears

[Twa Cairpets]

eventually nades tyre explodes ,ripping pants right inside susans ears

eskimos are relentlessly shivering

[steviehfc]

eskimos are relentlessly shiveringShifty Hearts investor Vlad enjoys ramming inbred no-mark g unts.

[borders.cabbage]

Shifty Hearts investor Vlad enjoys ramming inbred no-mark g unts.

gorgie underestimated nade's titanic sandwich

[Alfred E Newman]

gorgie underestimated nade's titanic sandwich

So awful Nade dismayed weekly in chronic Hearts

[steviehfc]

So awful Nade dismayed weekly in chronic HeartsHuns ends at Rankers totally sectarian.

[Bunter]

Huns ends at Rankers totally sectarian.
Seemingly Every Celtc Tramp Always Rhapsodises Ireland And Nationalism.

[rab1875]

Seemingly Every Celtc Tramp Always Rhapsodises Ireland And Nationalism.

New Addidas Tracksuit Is On Nade Albeit Large It Still Mutates

[borders.cabbage]

New Addidas Tracksuit Is On Nade Albeit Large It Still Mutates

massive unit tastes all the edible selection

[Bunter]

massive unit tastes all the edible selection
Some Evil Lithuanians Express Contempt That Infects Ordinary Niceties.

[da-robster]

Some Evil Lithuanians Express Contempt That Infects Ordinary Niceties.

Never inhale common esparagus try inhaling english sparrows

[Bunter]

Never inhale common esparagus try inhaling english sparrows
Stewart Pukes Again. Retching Regally Over White Shoes.

[borders.cabbage]

Stewart Pukes Again. Retching Regally Over White Shoes.

supporting hearts only encourages stupidity

[Bunter]

supporting hearts only encourages stupidity
Steaming Turds Upset Purity In Drains Installed This Year.

[steviehfc]

Steaming Turds Upset Purity In Drains Installed This Year.Yams Eat All Rats.

[Hiber-nation]

Yams Eat All Rats.

Reading Advanced, Taking Szamotulski

[rab1875]

Reading Advanced, Taking Szamotulski

So,Zany Arthur Montford Often Twittered Until Little Scrote Kept Itching

[Bunter]

So,Zany Arthur Montford Often Twittered Until Little Scrote Kept Itching
It Takes Courage Hanging Inside Nade's Guts.

[steviehfc]

It Takes Courage Hanging Inside Nade's Guts.Gers Uberfans Twaddle sectarianism.

[Hiber-nation]

Gers Uberfans Twaddle sectarianism.

Smith's Egotistical Crud To Acclaim Rangers Is Announced Naturally In Sunday Mail

[Alfred E Newman]

Smith's Egotistical Crud To Acclaim Rangers Is Announced Naturally In Sunday Mail

McGeady action is laughable

[Bunter]

McGeady action is laughable
Left Alone, Ugly G unts Hump Artificial Bums. Leaving Encrusted.

[borders.cabbage]

Left Alone, Ugly G unts Hump Artificial Bums. Leaving Encrusted.

Eventually Nade collapsed. Really ugly stupid tramps eternally delighted.

[Bunter]

Eventually Nade collapsed. Really ugly stupid tramps eternally delighted.
Does Every Loser In Gorgie Have To Emit Drool?

[da-robster]

Does Every Loser In Gorgie Have To Emit Drool?

Does Riordan overrule outerspace lycra

[Twa Cairpets]

Does Riordan overrule outerspace lycra

Learned yams curse romanov. Apostates!

[steviehfc]

Learned yams curse romanov. Apostates!A positively overweight striker takes a tumble, Edinburgh shakes.

[Bunter]

A positively overweight striker takes a tumble, Edinburgh shakes.
Shabba Hates Alibis - Kingston Excuses Self.

[Twa Cairpets]

A positively overweight striker takes a tumble, Edinburgh shakes.

.

[Twa Cairpets]

Shabba Hates Alibis - Kingston Excuses Self.

Sniper escapes, leaving fratricide

[Bunter]

Sniper escapes, leaving fratricide
Financial Ruin At Tynecastle Really Is Coming In December Earliest.

[Twa Cairpets]

Financial Ruin At Tynecastle Really Is Coming In December Earliest.

Eskimo Anook really likes ice, even shivering tickles.

[Hiber-nation]

Eskimo Anook really likes ice, even shivering tickles.

Tragically Inept Celt Killen Likes Erse Splinters

[Bunter]

Tragically Inept Celt Killen Likes Erse Splinters
Spray Painting Llamas Is Not The Easiest Required Skill

[Hiber-nation]

Spray Painting Llamas Is Not The Easiest Required Skill

:greengrin

Skinning Kangaroos Involves Limited Lugubriousness

[Twa Cairpets]

:greengrin

Skinning Kangaroos Involves Limited Lugubriousness

Lugubriousness. interesting...:top marks

Laslo understands getting under Brother Romanov's inexplicable outrageousness utterly secures new employment somewhere suitable

[Bunter]

Lugubriousness. interesting...:top marks

Laslo understands getting under Brother Romanov's inexplicable outrageousness utterly secures new employment somewhere suitable
Slavering Undesirable Insolvent Tyrant And Bodyguards Leaving Edinburgh?

[steviehfc]

Slavering Undesirable Insolvent Tyrant And Bodyguards Leaving Edinburgh? Eduard died in November. buried under Romanov's gorgie hovel.

[Alfred E Newman]

Eduard died in November. buried under Romanov's gorgie hovel.

Hearts oddball Vlad empties Lazzlo

[Twa Cairpets]

[QUOTE=malcolm-bogie;2164345]Hearts oddball Vlad empties Lazzlo[/QUOTE

Laslo animatedly zig zags. Laslo Oscillates!

[Bunter]

Laslo animatedly zig zags. Laslo Oscillates!
Old Scrotum Collects Illicit Liquids After Tynecastle Endorses Syphillis

[Hiber-nation]

Old Scrotum Collects Illicit Liquids After Tynecastle Endorses Syphillis

Stupid Yams Prefer Hoofball - Idiots Laughably Lacking In Sense

[Bunter]

Stupid Yams Prefer Hoofball - Idiots Laughably Lacking In Sense
Sucking Eggs Never Seems Entertaining.

[Hiber-nation]

Sucking Eggs Never Seems Entertaining.

Envious Nade Tried Endives, Radishes, Tomatoes, Apples. Innards Never Ingested - No good

[Alfred E Newman]

Envious Nade Tried Endives, Radishes, Tomatoes, Apples. Innards Never Ingested - No good

Gorgie offerings of diarrhoea

[Bunter]

Gorgie offerings of diarrhoea
Duplicitous Immigrant Arrives Richly Roasting Hearts' Obese Excuse's Anus.

[Twa Cairpets]

Duplicitous Immigrant Arrives Richly Roasting Hearts' Obese Excuse's Anus.

Anti-Nade: Utter skinniness

[Bunter]

Anti-Nade: Utter skinniness
Sulky Korean Is Not Normally Important Now Each Summer Season.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sulky Korean Is Not Normally Important Now Each Summer Season.

Stupidity effects adherents studying old Nostradamus

[Bunter]

Stupidity effects adherents studying old Nostradamus
Nubile Older Streakers Try Romping And Dancing At Midday Under Subways.

[Hiber-nation]

Nubile Older Streakers Try Romping And Dancing At Midday Under Subways.

Sign Up Boozy - Wants A Year's Salary

[Bunter]

Sign Up Boozy - Wants A Year's Salary
Stolen Alcohol Leads Astray Raucous Youth.

[Twa Cairpets]

Stolen Alcohol Leads Astray Raucous Youth.

You obviously understand the Hibees

[Loopz]

Hark, interesting brothers entertaining educated supporters

[Bunter]

Hark, interesting brothers entertaining educated supporters
Sexy Underwear Pleases Punters. Outrageous Romeo Twanged Exotic Red Suspenders

[Twa Cairpets]

Sexy Underwear Pleases Punters. Outrageous Romeo Twanged Exotic Red Suspenders

Stack undermines Sellick posturing. Excellent new defender enjoys riling Scotty.

[Bunter]

Stack undermines Sellick posturing. Excellent new defender enjoys riling Scotty.
Scottish Country Overestimates Talent This Year. :tin hat:

[Twa Cairpets]

Scottish Country Overestimates Talent This Year. :tin hat:

You expect amazing rambunctiousness?

[Bunter]

You expect amazing rambunctiousness?
:grr::grr::grr:

You expect amazing rambunctiousness?
Romanov And Mad Baltic Underling Never Came To International Obsequiousness School, Nevermind Elocution Study Supplementals.

[Rattler]

:grr::grr::grr:

Romanov And Mad Baltic Underling Never Came To International Obsequiousness School, Nevermind Elocution Study Supplementals.

Silly Underhand Phenomenal Personalities Lack Elecution Mentality Especially Non Territorial And Liberal Subconsciousness.

[Twa Cairpets]

Silly Underhand Phenomenal Personalities Lack Elecution Mentality Especially Non Territorial And Liberal Subconsciousness.

Silently, undetected, Big Colin (or Nishy) snuck carefully into outer, unsupported side, neatly eschewing soccer serendipities

[Bunter]

Silently, undetected, Big Colin (or Nishy) snuck carefully into outer, unsupported side, neatly eschewing soccer serendipities
Sending Extremely Risque Emails Never Delights Industrious Personnel Inspectors. They Infer Etiquette Suffers.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sending Extremely Risque Emails Never Delights Industrious Personnel Inspectors. They Infer Etiquette Suffers.

Strangely, uncouth fans from elgin read Spectator

[steviehfc]

Strangely, uncouth fans from elgin read SpectatorStewart's posturing enrages Christian, take action Tubby orders Romanov.

[Hiber-nation]

Stewart's posturing enrages Christian, take action Tubby orders Romanov.

Roland Orzabal Made All New Order Vomit

[Twa Cairpets]

Roland Orzabal Made All New Order Vomit

Voles often migrate in teams

[steviehfc]

Voles often migrate in teamsTotal embarrassment, @rsehole, Mickey Stewart.

[Bunter]

Total embarrassment, @rsehole, Mickey Stewart.
Slovakian Trumpet Expert Was At Riccarton Training.

[steviehfc]

Slovakian Trumpet Expert Was At Riccarton Training.These rats are incredibly nutritious insist neanderthal Glaswegians.

[Twa Cairpets]

These rats are incredibly nutritious insist neanderthal Glaswegians.

:top marks

Glorified Lithuanians at S winecastle will evidently grovel in anticipation: New Stars!

[steviehfc]

:top marks

Glorified Lithuanians at S winecastle will evidently grovel in anticipation: New Stars!Stupidest Transfer Attributed, Rudi Skacel.

[Alfred E Newman]

Stupidest Transfer Attributed, Rudi Skacel.

Stunned Kickback as crackpot escapes Lithuania

[Hiber-nation]

Stunned Kickback as crackpot escapes Lithuania

Laszlo In The Huff Unless Another Nade Imitator Arrives

[Bunter]

Laszlo In The Huff Unless Another Nade Imitator Arrives
Alcoholic Robbo Retches Into Vertical Exit Slot.

[Alfred E Newman]

Alcoholic Robbo Retches Into Vertical Exit Slot.

slavering Laslos outrageous tripe

[Bunter]

slavering Laslos outrageous tripe
The Romanovs Install Payment Eventually.

[Twa Cairpets]

The Romanovs Install Payment Eventually.

Enormous veal eaten. Nade takes unusual aperitif leaving lowfat yoghurt

[Bunter]

Enormous veal eaten. Nade takes unusual aperitif leaving lowfat yoghurt
Yelling Offensively, Gorgie-ites Hurl Unintelligible Rudimentary Threats.

[RigRoars]

Yelling Offensively, Gorgie-ites Hurl Unintelligible Rudimentary Threats.


The Hibs Re-affirm Excellence,Another Tremendous Signing.

[Twa Cairpets]

The Hibs Re-affirm Excellence,Another Tremendous Signing.:thumbsup:

Stokes is good, Nade is not. GIFRUY

[Alfred E Newman]

:thumbsup:

Stokes is good, Nade is not. GIFRUY

Gynormous idiot Foulkes rotten underwear . Yugh!:jamboak:

[Twa Cairpets]

Gynormous idiot Foulkes rotten underwear . Yugh!:jamboak:

Yogi understands genuine Hibernian-ness

[Alfred E Newman]

Yogi understands genuine Hibernian-ness

Hearts incompetent balloons expect results now immobile abortion Nade exceeds seventeen stones.

[steviehfc]

Hearts incompetent balloons expect results now immobile abortion Nade exceeds seventeen stones.Subo takes on Nade, eaten swiftly.

[Bunter]

Subo takes on Nade, eaten swiftly.
Saudi Women Infiltrate Feminist Tents Lifting Yashmaks.

[Twa Cairpets]

Saudi Women Infiltrate Feminist Tents Lifting Yashmaks.

Yesterday, a stupid hun milked a kangaroo! Seriously!

[steviehfc]

Yesterday, a stupid hun milked a kangaroo! Seriously!Serious economic ruin is obviously upcoming, SO LONG YAMS. :bye::bye::bye:

[RigRoars]

Serious economic ruin is obviously upcoming, SO LONG YAMS. :bye::bye::bye:


Yuletide axeman murders santa

[steviehfc]

Yuletide axeman murders santaSouth Africa, no tartan army.

[Twa Cairpets]

South Africa, no tartan army.

Armenias ruling metropolis: Yerevan!

[Bunter]

Armenias ruling metropolis: Yerevan!
Youthful Edinburghers Rock English Van And Nash!!

[Hiber-nation]

Youthful Edinburghers Rock English Van And Nash!!

Nade Ate Southern Hemisphere

[Bunter]

Nade Ate Southern Hemisphere
Hearts Executive Made Idiotic Statement. Perhaps He Expected Rationality Everytime.

[Hiber-nation]

Hearts Executive Made Idiotic Statement. Perhaps He Expected Rationality Everytime.

Eskmills Versus Easthouses - Rival Youth Teams In Meaty Encounter

[Bunter]

Eskmills Versus Easthouses - Rival Youth Teams In Meaty Encounter
Each Negative Comment Opens Up Nastiness That Exudes Rancour.

[Hiber-nation]

Each Negative Comment Opens Up Nastiness That Exudes Rancour.

Riordan And Nish - Class Or Utterly Rank?

[Twa Cairpets]

Riordan And Nish - Class Or Utterly Rank?

Raucous and nasty?: Kindergarten

[Bunter]

Raucous and nasty?: Kindergarten
Killing Indigent Numpties Does Excite Romanov. Going Against Real Toughnuts? Everytime, No!!!!!

[steviehfc]

Killing Indigent Numpties Does Excite Romanov. Going Against Real Toughnuts? Everytime, No!!!!!Nade's Obese

[Hiber-nation]

Nade's Obese

Obstinate Bowels Emit Savoury Emanations

[Bunter]

Obstinate Bowels Emit Savoury Emanations
Ecstasy Makes Alternative Nodding A Trippy Incident. Ordinary Nodding Sucks!!!!

[Alfred E Newman]

Ecstasy Makes Alternative Nodding A Trippy Incident. Ordinary Nodding Sucks!!!!

soaking underwear causes Kingston surprise.

[Bunter]

soaking underwear causes Kingston surprise.
Stinking Unpleasantly, Rancid Plums Rotted In Schoolboy's Envelope.

[Twa Cairpets]

Stinking Unpleasantly, Rancid Plums Rotted In Schoolboy's Envelope.

Effectively, Nade's vast, enormous lunch often proves endless

[Hiber-nation]

Effectively, Nade's vast, enormous lunch often proves endless

Elephantine Nade Doesn't Like Eating Side Salads

[Twa Cairpets]

Elephantine Nade Doesn't Like Eating Side Salads

Stupidly, alcoholic lads are dangerously stotious

[Hiber-nation]

Stupidly, alcoholic lads are dangerously stotious

Seventeen Tins Of Tennents Imbibed Offers Unending Sickness

[Bunter]

Seventeen Tins Of Tennents Imbibed Offers Unending Sickness
Sultry Inuit Chick Kneads Noodles. Eskimo Spaghetti Success.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sultry Inuit Chick Kneads Noodles. Eskimo Spaghetti Success.

:top marks

Semolina usually curdles, causing/ensuring some sickness

[Bunter]

:top marks

Semolina usually curdles, causing/ensuring some sickness
Sexual Intercourse Causes Kneejerk Notions Enabling Serial Salaciousness.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sexual Intercourse Causes Kneejerk Notions Enabling Serial Salaciousness.

Sometimes after lunch Alan carried inside outsized suitcases Nades early suppertime snacks

[Bunter]

Sometimes after lunch Alan carried inside outsized suitcases Nades early suppertime snacks
Snacks????? Nade Absorbs Calorific Kilograms Simply.

[Twa Cairpets]

Snacks????? Nade Absorbs Calorific Kilograms Simply.

Satisfaction in mountainously piled legumes? Yes?

[Bunter]

Satisfaction in mountainously piled legumes? Yes?
Yams Excessively Slavering.

[Hiber-nation]

Yams Excessively Slavering.

Silly Laryea's Absolutely Vast Excessive Remuneration Is Nearly Gone

[Bunter]

Silly Laryea's Absolutely Vast Excessive Remuneration Is Nearly Gone
Gonads Out? Not Etiquette!!!

[Hiber-nation]

Gonads Out? Not Etiquette!!!

Evidently The Incumbent Queen Uses Every Toilet Tissue Excessively

[Bunter]

Evidently The Incumbent Queen Uses Every Toilet Tissue Excessively
Evil Xenophobe Chanted Endless Subhuman Slogans Into Vietnamese Enclave Last Year.

[Future17]

Evil Xenophobe Chanted Endless Subhuman Slogans Into Vietnamese Enclave Last Year.

Yogi Exudes Awesomeness Regularly.

[Bunter]

Yogi Exudes Awesomeness Regularly.
Rectum Endoscopy Gradually Unblocks Lousy Anus. Rectal Leakage - Yuck!!!

[Twa Cairpets]

Rectum Endoscopy Gradually Unblocks Lousy Anus. Rectal Leakage - Yuck!!!

:faf: On a roll Bunter

Yams utterly craven Kamikazes

[Hiber-nation]

:faf: On a roll Bunter

Yams utterly craven Kamikazes

Kangaroos Always Make Interesting Kayakers, Although Zookeepers Expressed Surprise

[Bunter]

Kangaroos Always Make Interesting Kayakers, Although Zookeepers Expressed Surprise
Saving Unused Russian Phantom Requires Impossibly Strange Ectoplasm.

[Hiber-nation]

Saving Unused Russian Phantom Requires Impossibly Strange Ectoplasm.

Ex Celt Took Over - Popularity Lessened After Signing Malkowski

[Bunter]

Ex Celt Took Over - Popularity Lessened After Signing Malkowski
:top marks

Ex Celt Took Over - Popularity Lessened After Signing Malkowski
Mowbray Allowed Lazy Kiwi Off With Skiving. Killen's Idiosyncrasy.

[Alfred E Newman]

Ex Celt Took Over - Popularity Lessened After Signing Malkowski

Makalamby apparently looks keen on wearing silk knickers incessantly

[Bunter]

Makalamby apparently looks keen on wearing silk knickers incessantly
In Nade's Colon, Excess Saliva Substitutes Aniseed Noodles To Lardy Yolk.

[steviehfc]

In Nade's Colon, Excess Saliva Substitutes Aniseed Noodles To Lardy Yolk.Yardies often love killing

[Alfred E Newman]

Yardies often love killing

Kingston in ladies lingerie is Nades girlfriend

[steviehfc]

Kingston in ladies lingerie is Nades girlfriendgrease infused rat, large fries, rolled in endlessly...Nade's diet.

[Hiber-nation]

grease infused rat, large fries, rolled in endlessly...Nade's diet.

Deeks Is Extremely Torn-faced

[Alfred E Newman]

Deeks Is Extremely Torn-faced

Foulkes arse clinkers extremely dominant

[Bunter]

Foulkes arse clinkers extremely dominant
Deleting Offensive Messages Is Normally Admins' Natural Talent.

[steviehfc]

Deleting Offensive Messages Is Normally Admins' Natural Talent.Takes any Lithuanian, especially non talented.

(Tynecastle recruiting policy) :wink:

[Twa Cairpets]

Takes any Lithuanian, especially non talented.

(Tynecastle recruiting policy) :wink:

Tynecastle auditorium leaves everybody naturally tainted, essentially diseased.

[Bunter]

Tynecastle auditorium leaves everybody naturally tainted, essentially diseased.
Deeks Illegally Seeks Entry And Striker Enters Dome. :devil:

[Hiber-nation]

Deeks Illegally Seeks Entry And Striker Enters Dome. :devil:

Dostoyevsky Offered Mass Existentialism

[Bunter]

Dostoyevsky Offered Mass Existentialism
Every Xenophobe Is Statistically Teutonic. Each Numbskull Typifies Inbreeding And Little Intelligence. Subhuman Mutants!!!

[AK86]

Every Xenophobe Is Statistically Teutonic. Each Numbskull Typifies Inbreeding And Little Intelligence. Subhuman Mutants!!!
many unwashed teenagers and neds takes stimulants

[Future17]

many unwashed teenagers and neds takes stimulants

Some times I must utter "Lard Ass Nade" towards striker.

[Hiber-nation]

Some times I must utter "Lard Ass Nade" towards striker.

Subhuman Tribes Regularly Inhabit Kickback, Eternally Revolting

[Twa Cairpets]

Subhuman Tribes Regularly Inhabit Kickback, Eternally Revolting

Romanovs Empire virtually over, leaving Tynecastle in nightmare. Golly!

[Bunter]

Romanovs Empire virtually over, leaving Tynecastle in nightmare. Golly!
Gracious!!!! Orifice Licking Looks Yummy!!!

[Hiber-nation]

Gracious!!!! Orifice Licking Looks Yummy!!!

Your Underperforming Midfield's Murder Yogi.

[AK86]

Your Underperforming Midfield's Murder Yogi.
yogi's obviously gone insane :boo hoo:

[Bunter]

yogi's obviously gone insane :boo hoo:
If Nade's Striking, All Nets Elated!!!!

[Captain Emerald]

If Nade's Striking, All Nets Elated!!!!

Eccentric Lithuanian At Tynecastle Eats Donkeys

[Bunter]

Eccentric Lithuanian At Tynecastle Eats Donkeys
Dullard On News Knocks Every Yeti Sighting.

[Captain Emerald]

Dullard On News Knocks Every Yeti Sighting.

So I Got Hyundai Tyres In New Garage.

[Hiber-nation]

So I Got Hyundai Tyres In New Garage.

Gorgie's Anally Retentive Aliens Got Exterminated

[Bunter]

Gorgie's Anally Retentive Aliens Got Exterminated
Elbow X-rayed. Every Tendon Ruptured. Maximum Incapacitation Now At Three Extreme Decades

[Twa Cairpets]

Elbow X-rayed. Every Tendon Ruptured. Maximum Incapacitation Now At Three Extreme Decades

Derek exited Celtic and decided East superior

[Bunter]

Derek exited Celtic and decided East superior
Strikers Unfit? Perhaps Exercise Regime Isn't Obeyed Religiously.

[Hiber-nation]

Strikers Unfit? Perhaps Exercise Regime Isn't Obeyed Religiously.

Really Execrable Lithuanians Inhabited Gorgie. In-breds, Obviously Ugly, Screamed Loudly Yearlong.

[Bunter]

Really Execrable Lithuanians Inhabited Gorgie. In-breds, Obviously Ugly, Screamed Loudly Yearlong.
Yams Entertain Any Risible Lithuanians Or Northern Georgians.

[Alfred E Newman]

Yams Entertain Any Risible Lithuanians Or Northern Georgians.

Gorgie erseholes openly read gay information at newspaper stands

[Twa Cairpets]

Gorgie erseholes openly read gay information at newspaper stands

Suso: Tenerifian "athlete" not desparately successful

[Hiber-nation]

Suso: Tenerifian "athlete" not desparately successful

Several Ugly Cranially Challenged Eejits Slavered Sheidt For Unlimited Lifespan

[Bunter]

Several Ugly Cranially Challenged Eejits Slavered Sheidt For Unlimited Lifespan
Loving Incest, Fifers Entertain Swingers - Particularly Aunties, Nieces.

[AK86]

Loving Incest, Fifers Entertain Swingers - Particularly Aunties, Nieces.
nade insists eating curries every saturday

[da-robster]

nade insists eating curries every saturday

Saving art tommorow, usilating round disgrace arrogantly yells

[Bunter]

Saving art tommorow, usilating round disgrace arrogantly yells
Yuletide Excrement Leaves Lovely Smell.

[Hiber-nation]

Yuletide Excrement Leaves Lovely Smell.

Sexy Malofeev - Eduard Loves Ladies

[steviehfc]

Sexy Malofeev - Eduard Loves LadiesLazlo's anus delights inexplicably excitable Suso.

[Twa Cairpets]

Lazlo's anus delights inexplicably excitable Suso.

Susos unhygenic septum offends

[steviehfc]

Susos unhygenic septum offendsOften falls flapping enthusiastically, notorious diver Saulius.

[Twa Cairpets]

Often falls flapping enthusiastically, notorious diver Saulius.

stabbing, and uncle Linius is under suspicion

[Bunter]

stabbing, and uncle Linius is under suspicion
Supporters Upbeat. Saturday's Performance Is Competent, Inventive, Overwhelmingly Natural.

[steviehfc]

Supporters Upbeat. Saturday's Performance Is Competent, Inventive, Overwhelmingly Natural.Nade's atrociously tubby, utters raging asshole Laszlo.

[Hiber-nation]

Nade's atrociously tubby, utters raging asshole Laszlo.

Lanarkshire Awayday Sensational - Zemmama Looked Outstanding

[steviehfc]

Lanarkshire Awayday Sensational - Zemmama Looked OutstandingObua's uneaten twix swiftly taken and now digesting in Nade's guts.

[Bunter]

Obua's uneaten twix swiftly taken and now digesting in Nade's guts.
Gorgie Utterings Total Scheit.

[Hiber-nation]

Gorgie Utterings Total Scheit.

Several Cheating Huns Embellished, Inviting Taunts

[Bunter]

Several Cheating Huns Embellished, Inviting Taunts
Threats And Utterances Negate Tactful Speeches.

[steviehfc]

Threats And Utterances Negate Tactful Speeches.Stokes parties every evening, coach Hughes enraged suddenly.

[AK86]

Stokes parties every evening, coach Hughes enraged suddenly.
since using disguises,deek enters niteclubs, losing yogi

[steviehfc]

since using disguises,deek enters niteclubs, losing yogiyams often going insolvent.

[Bunter]

yams often going insolvent.
If Nade Snacks On Lettuce, Vomiting Entertainingly Normally Transpires.

[Hiber-nation]

If Nade Snacks On Lettuce, Vomiting Entertainingly Normally Transpires.

Turgid Rangers' Anodyne No Score Prompted Irate ******s' Endless Slavers

[Bunter]

Turgid Rangers' Anodyne No Score Prompted Irate ******s' Endless Slavers
Sectarian "Loyal" And Vocal Extremist Rangers Supporters.

[da-robster]

Sectarian "Loyal" And Vocal Extremist Rangers Supporters.

So, understandable pathetic patriots orgy results tomorrow, edinburgh routs skegness

[Hiber-nation]

So, understandable pathetic patriots orgy results tomorrow, edinburgh routs skegness

Sadly Konte Expected Goals, Not Endless Supporters Slaggings

[steviehfc]

Sadly Konte Expected Goals, Not Endless Supporters Slaggingssectarian louts are glum, gers in no goals scenario. :greengrin

[Hiber-nation]

sectarian louts are glum, gers in no goals scenario. :greengrin

Seville Completed Easy Night And Referee Irritated Orangemen

[Bunter]

Seville Completed Easy Night And Referee Irritated Orangemen
Official Rectum Authority Notice Granted Every Month Except November.

[Hiber-nation]

Official Rectum Authority Notice Granted Every Month Except November.

Nade's Overly Vast Erse Means Bowels Emit Residue

[Bunter]

Nade's Overly Vast Erse Means Bowels Emit Residue
Rolypoly Expense Swindler - Inebriation Deemed Usual Entertainment.

[Hiber-nation]

Rolypoly Expense Swindler - Inebriation Deemed Usual Entertainment.

Endless Nade Taunts Entertainly Revert To Acronyms - It Normally Makes Even Nade Titter

[AK86]

Endless Nade Taunts Entertainly Revert To Acronyms - It Normally Makes Even Nade Titter
take intelligent toddlers to easter road

[Bunter]

take intelligent toddlers to easter road
Rodders Orders A Discount. :greengrin

[Twa Cairpets]

Rodders Orders A Discount. :greengrin

Disgusting indigestibles sometimes come out under Nades trunk.

[Bunter]

Disgusting indigestibles sometimes come out under Nades trunk.
Typical Romanov Uncovers Naked Kleptomania.

[Hiber-nation]

Typical Romanov Uncovers Naked Kleptomania.

Kangaroos Leap Eastwards, Pounding Towards Outer Mongolia, Annoying Nepalese In Asia

[Twa Cairpets]

Kangaroos Leap Eastwards, Pounding Towards Outer Mongolia, Annoying Nepalese In Asia

Accuracy sometimes in acronyms

[Bunter]

Accuracy sometimes in acronyms
Acronyms Cause Resolution Of Neurons You Might Surmise.

[Hiber-nation]

Acronyms Cause Resolution Of Neurons You Might Surmise.

Slowly, Uhura Rescued McCoy In Starship Enterprise

[Bunter]

Slowly, Uhura Rescued McCoy In Starship Enterprise
Explaining Nade's Tremendously Expanding Rump Prompts Rivals' Inspecting Stretched Elastic.

[steviehfc]

Explaining Nade's Tremendously Expanding Rump Prompts Rivals' Inspecting Stretched Elastic.Elliot loves a strong, thick, impressive cockatoo.

[Bunter]

Elliot loves a strong, thick, impressive cockatoo.
Cheering Outrageously, Clum Kisses And Tickles Owner's Orbs.

[steviehfc]

Cheering Outrageously, Clum Kisses And Tickles Owner's Orbs.owner replies by s******ing

[Bunter]

owner replies by s******ing
Sometimes Nade Ingests Gargantuan Goose Eggs Resulting In Niffy Guffs.

[Alfred E Newman]

Sometimes Nade Ingests Gargantuan Goose Eggs Resulting In Niffy Guffs.

George ultra fat Foulkes smells.

[steviehfc]

George ultra fat Foulkes smells.Stiff males, Elliot looks like scoring.

[rab1875]

Stiff males, Elliot looks like scoring.

Simon Cowell offers Rix interesting New Girl

[Bunter]

Simon Cowell offers Rix interesting New Girl
Gorgie Inbreeding Repels Logic.

[Hiber-nation]

Gorgie Inbreeding Repels Logic.

Laryea Offski - Ghanaian's Imbursement's Colossal

[Bunter]

Laryea Offski - Ghanaian's Imbursement's Colossal
Csaba Oversees Lots Of Sweaty Subhuman Ar$eholes Lately.

[Hiber-nation]

Csaba Oversees Lots Of Sweaty Subhuman Ar$eholes Lately.

Laszlo's Always Taking Elliot, Lazily Yawning

[steviehfc]

Laszlo's Always Taking Elliot, Lazily YawningYams are worried Nade is no good.

[Bunter]

Yams are worried Nade is no good.
Gorgie's Obscene Online Dancer. :partyhibb

[Hiber-nation]

Gorgie's Obscene Online Dancer. :partyhibb

Discos Are Not Certainly Entertaining Riordan

[Bunter]

Discos Are Not Certainly Entertaining Riordan
Ramadan Is Over. Rampaging, Dynamic Attacking Now.

[Twa Cairpets]

Ramadan Is Over. Rampaging, Dynamic Attacking Now.

Nade overpowers wildebeasts

[ancient hibee]

Nade overpowers wildebeasts

When it's lunchtime.Devouring every blinking East African snack.Triumphantly satiated.

[Twa Cairpets]

When it's lunchtime.Devouring every blinking East African snack.Triumphantly satiated.

Sometimes, after Tynecastle, inbred animals turn Edinburgh dirty.