Acronyms game

[Hiber-nation]

Sevco's elephantine Ally masticates sweets

Seals Wolfing Electric Eels Totally Shocked

[Bunter]

Seals Wolfing Electric Eels Totally Shocked
Sultry Harlot Occasionally Chews Knickers. Erotic Delicacy.

[Hiber-nation]

Sultry Harlot Occasionally Chews Knickers. Erotic Delicacy.

Depraved Etymologist Lives In Chronically Aged Concubine's Yacht

[snooky]

Depraved Etymologist Lives In Chronically Aged Concubine's Yacht

Youthful Amateurs Can't Handle Tequila

[HibsMax]

Tequila Equals Queasy Underperforming Individuals Lying Around.

[Bunter]

Tequila Equals Queasy Underperforming Individuals Lying Around.
Aged Reprobate's Orifice Unloads Noxious Detritus.

[Mr White]

Aged Reprobate's Orifice Unloads Noxious Detritus.

Delays Ensure That Really Insolvent 'Tarts Unravel Soon.

[Twa Cairpets]

Delays Ensure That Really Insolvent 'Tarts Unravel Soon.

Somnambulism obviously outranks narcolepsis

[snooky]

Somnambulism obviously outranks narcolepsis

Nine Aberdonian Rascals Cross Ovine Limits. Enraged Pregnant Sheep Is Suing.

[Twa Cairpets]

Nine Aberdonian Rascals Cross Ovine Limits. Enraged Pregnant Sheep Is Suing.

:greengrin

Sullied ungulate in northern gangbang

[Hiber-nation]

:greengrin

Sullied ungulate in northern gangbang

Gorgie's Arrant Numpty Gary Blethers Absolutely Nonsensical Garbage

[Twa Cairpets]

Gorgie's Arrant Numpty Gary Blethers Absolutely Nonsensical Garbage

"Grannies are rides!" Bunter acclaims geriatric eroticism

[Mr White]

"Grannies are rides!" Bunter acclaims geriatric eroticism

Etymologist Rodgers Old Timers In Care Institutions. Sordid Monkey.

[Bunter]

"Grannies are rides!" Bunter acclaims geriatric eroticism :top marks


Etymologist Rodgers Old Timers In Care Institutions. Sordid Monkey.:aok:
Morose Octogenarian's Nylon Knickers Excrete Yuckiness.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Yam Utilised Crotchless Knickers In Necrophiliac Evening Sex Sessions

[Twa Cairpets]

Yam Utilised Crotchless Knickers In Necrophiliac Evening Sex Sessions

Surprisingly energetic septuagenarian shocks in orgiastic night-time sizzlefests.

[Mr White]

Surprisingly energetic septuagenarian shocks in orgiastic night-time sizzlefests.

So, Incredibly, Zinedine Zidane Likes East Fife. Eusebio Supports Triumphant Stenhousemuir.

[Hiber-nation]

So, Incredibly, Zinedine Zidane Likes East Fife. Eusebio Supports Triumphant Stenhousemuir.

:top marks

Stinking Tynecastle's Execrable Neighbourhood Houses Oddball Undergarment Stealing Eccentrics. Merrick Underwear Is Rancid.

[Mr White]

:top marks

Stinking Tynecastle's Execrable Neighbourhood Houses Oddball Undergarment Stealing Eccentrics. Merrick Underwear Is Rancid.

Rangers Are No-more. Cavemen In Denial.

[Hiber-nation]

Rangers Are No-more. Cavemen In Denial.

Drunk Etymologists Never Inspire Aspiring Lexicographers

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Lithuanian Economists Xenophobia Is Cause Of Great Rage Amongst Paedophile Harbouring Edinburgh Repulsive Spendthrifts

[Hiber-nation]

Lithuanian Economists Xenophobia Is Cause Of Great Rage Amongst Paedophile Harbouring Edinburgh Repulsive Spendthrifts

Sexy Pensioners Expand Normal Dimensions Teasing Hutchyhibby Right Into Frenzied Total Seduction

[Mr White]

Sexy Pensioners Expand Normal Dimensions Teasing Hutchyhibby Right Into Frenzied Total Seduction

Sevco Evidently Don't Understand Consequences. They're Intent On Nihilism.

[Hiber-nation]

Sevco Evidently Don't Understand Consequences. They're Intent On Nihilism.

Next, Its Hearts Impending Liquidation. It's So Momentous.

[Twa Cairpets]

Next, Its Hearts Impending Liquidation. It's So Momentous.

Monstrous overspending means end nigh. Tynecastle's odious underclass screwed.

[Off the bar]

Monstrous overspending means end nigh. Tynecastle's odious underclass screwed.

Sevco Cretins Regress Each Weekend Ever Downward

[Hiber-nation]

Sevco Cretins Regress Each Weekend Ever Downward

Deaf Ostrich Was Not Warned About Road-rage Drivers

[Off the bar]

Deaf Ostrich Was Not Warned About Road-rage Drivers


Drunk Rabit Is Vigorously Explaining Recent Shenanigans

11548

[Hiber-nation]

Drunk Rabit Is Vigorously Explaining Recent Shenanigans

11548

:greengrin

Sexual Hedonist Enlivens Naked Acronymist's Night, Inviting Grannies And Naughty Spinsters

[Twa Cairpets]

:greengrin

Sexual Hedonist Enlivens Naked Acronymist's Night, Inviting Grannies And Naughty Spinsters

So proud. In nappies, Saturdays team erased rout (sevennil)

[snooky]

So proud. In nappies, Saturdays team erased rout (sevennil)

Seeking eloquent virgin exploring naughty night in Leith

[Hiber-nation]

Seeking eloquent virgin exploring naughty night in Leith

Lithuanians Envisage Inevitably Terminating hearts

[Mr White]

Lithuanians Envisage Inevitably Terminating hearts

Hibs Enemies Are Rotten Thieving Scallywags.

[Hiber-nation]

Hibs Enemies Are Rotten Thieving Scallywags.

Santa Came And Left Loadsa Yummies. We're All Grateful, Santa.

[Mr White]

Santa Came And Left Loadsa Yummies. We're All Grateful, Santa.

Sevco Are Not Trading Affluently

[Hiber-nation]

Sevco Are Not Trading Affluently

After Failing Fantastically, Lockey Understandably Expects Now To Leave Yamsville

[snooky]

After Failing Fantastically, Lockey Understandably Expects Now To Leave Yamsville

:aok:

You're A Master Statesman Versing In Low Level English

[Bunter]

:aok:

You're A Master Statesman Versing In Low Level English
Etymologist Nudges Gusset Libidinously, Interesting Septuagenarian Harridan.

[Hiber-nation]

Etymologist Nudges Gusset Libidinously, Interesting Septuagenarian Harridan.

Hibees Are Ready - Rogering Inept Dire Ayrshire Numpties

Yes I'm exaggerating :wink:

[Bunter]

Hibees Are Ready - Rogering Inept Dire Ayrshire Numpties
Necrophiliacs Usually Mash Pudendae Thoroughly Into Equidistant Separation.

[snooky]

Necrophiliacs Usually Mash Pudendae Thoroughly Into Equidistant Separation.

Stevenson's Exploits Provided A Real Attacking Threat - It's Openly Noticeable

[Bunter]

Stevenson's Exploits Provided A Real Attacking Threat - It's Openly Noticeable
Naughty Octogenarian Tickles Inuit Creating Erotic Acronymist's Burgeoning Lexicography Eruption.

[Hiber-nation]

Naughty Octogenarian Tickles Inuit Creating Erotic Acronymist's Burgeoning Lexicography Eruption.

Exceptional Results Understandably Provide Thrills. Inordinate Optimism's Natural

[snooky]

Exceptional Results Understandably Provide Thrills. Inordinate Optimism's Natural

Neutered After Touching Up Raging Athletic Ladies

[jodjam]

Neutered After Touching Up Raging Athletic Ladies

Large ashes defeat is exciting skippy

[Hiber-nation]

Large ashes defeat is exciting skippy

Self-pity's Killing Increasingly Pathetic Pitiful Yams

[Twa Cairpets]

Self-pity's Killing Increasingly Pathetic Pitiful Yams

Yodelling arouses many Swiss

[Mr White]

Yodelling arouses many Swiss

Scott Wilson Is Sobbing Softly.

[Hiber-nation]

Scott Wilson Is Sobbing Softly.

:thumbsup:

Skacel's Odiousness Far Transcends Likewise Yams

[Twa Cairpets]

Scott Wilson Is Sobbing Softly.

Sentence Order: "Fud The Launch Yam"

[snooky]

Sentence Order: "Fud The Launch Yam"

Yoko's A Minger

[Hiber-nation]

Yoko's A Minger

May I Now Get Excessively Rat-arsed?

[Twa Cairpets]

May I Now Get Excessively Rat-arsed?

Ruination at Tynie as Romanovs strategy ends disastrously.

[Hiber-nation]

Ruination at Tynie as Romanovs strategy ends disastrously.

Desperation In Swiney As Southern Tries Registering Odious Ugly Skacel. Launch Yamfuds.

[snooky]

Desperation In Swiney As Southern Tries Registering Odious Ugly Skacel. Launch Yamfuds.

Yanks Admit Military F*** Up - :doh: Surprise!:

[Bunter]

Yanks Admit Military F*** Up - :doh: Surprise!:
Some Unscrupulous Reprobates Pissed Revenue Into Secret Envelopes.

[Hiber-nation]

Some Unscrupulous Reprobates Pissed Revenue Into Secret Envelopes.

Exotic Naughty Vixen Enthusiastically Launders Old Perverted Etymologist's Socks

[Bunter]

Exotic Naughty Vixen Enthusiastically Launders Old Perverted Etymologist's Socks
Welcome aboard the Pensioner Express. Toot Toot!!

Scurrilous Octogenarian Caresses Knickers Salaciously.

[snooky]

Welcome aboard the Pensioner Express. Toot Toot!!

Scurrilous Octogenarian Caresses Knickers Salaciously.

Spend A Lot And Cash In On Upmarket (Sunk) Luxury Yacht

[Twa Cairpets]

Spend A Lot And Cash In On Upmarket (Sunk) Luxury Yacht

Yoghurt always cures hungry tummies

[snooky]

Yoghurt always cures hungry tummies

The Ultimate Massage Must Involve Eastern Seductress

[Mr White]

The Ultimate Massage Must Involve Eastern Seductress

Sundays Efforts Destroyed Unfairly. Craig Thomson's Refereeing Enrages South Sub.

[Twa Cairpets]

Sundays Efforts Destroyed Unfairly. Craig Thomson's Refereeing Enrages South Sub.

Supercilious, underperforming barsteward

[snooky]

Supercilious, underperforming barsteward

Become A Right S***-stirrer, Tell Everyone We Abhor Ref's Decisions

[Hiber-nation]

Become A Right S***-stirrer, Tell Everyone We Abhor Ref's Decisions

Does Everyone Concur It's Shockingly Inept Officiating? Nauseating S****ebag.

[Twa Cairpets]

Does Everyone Concur It's Shockingly Inept Officiating? Nauseating S****ebag.

So, an absolutely appalling arse eventually becomes actively garbage.

[Hibbyradge]

So, an absolutely appalling arse eventually becomes actively garbage.

Green allies reject Butcher, approach gate early.

[Twa Cairpets]

Green allies reject Butcher, approach gate early.

Every acronymist really loathes yamtards.

[Hibbyradge]

Every acronymist really loathes yamtards.

Yesterday's ambitions manifestly tarnish aspired recovery despite supporters.

[Hiber-nation]

Yesterday's ambitions manifestly tarnish aspired recovery despite supporters.

Skacel - Utterly Pathetic Posturing Odious Rancid Two-faced Exceptionally Rotten Specimen

[Mr White]

Skacel - Utterly Pathetic Posturing Odious Rancid Two-faced Exceptionally Rotten Specimen

Sparky's Parkhead Episode Culminates In Move East. Nice :aok:

[Twa Cairpets]

Sparky's Parkhead Episode Culminates In Move East. Nice :aok:

Never interrupt copulating eskimos

[Hiber-nation]

Never interrupt copulating eskimos

Extreme Slippiness Kills Impassioned Moments Of Snowmen

[Twa Cairpets]

Extreme Slippiness Kills Impassioned Moments Of Snowmen

Stunning norks on women mean extra nuzzling.

[Bunter]

Stunning norks on women mean extra nuzzling.
Nonagenarian Underestimates Zimbabwean Zoophile's Libidinous Inclinations Nearing Gestation.

[Hiber-nation]

Nonagenarian Underestimates Zimbabwean Zoophile's Libidinous Inclinations Nearing Gestation.

Gruesome Etymological Stanzas Take Acronyming Towards Its Out-and-out Nadir

[Mr White]

Gruesome Etymological Stanzas Take Acronyming Towards Its Out-and-out Nadir

Nade Attacks Dundee's Indian Restaurants
:nade:

[snooky]

Nade Attacks Dundee's Indian Restaurants
:nade:

Rudi Expected Special Treatment Alas Upstairs Rulers Answer No - Tough Scheisse :na na:

[Twa Cairpets]

Rudi Expected Special Treatment Alas Upstairs Rulers Answer No - Tough Scheisse :na na:

:flag:
Smug Czech hopes ended in sensible soccer edict

[Mr White]

:flag:
Smug Czech hopes ended in sensible soccer edict

Elegantly Done Inverness Caledonian Thistle :thumbsup:

[Hiber-nation]

Elegantly Done Inverness Caledonian Thistle :thumbsup:

Tragic Hammill Is Stevenson's Tight-ersed Late-night Escort

[snooky]

Tragic Hammill Is Stevenson's Tight-ersed Late-night Escort

Evidently Stevenson Can't Organise Regular Timewasting

[Hiber-nation]

Evidently Stevenson Can't Organise Regular Timewasting

The Inverness Mens Efforts Were Absolutely Sensational Today In Non-plussing Gary

[Twa Cairpets]

The Inverness Mens Efforts Were Absolutely Sensational Today In Non-plussing Gary

GIRFUY absolute roasters. Yuks.

[Bunter]

GIRFUY absolute roasters. Yuks.
Yonder Ugandan's Kecks Smell.

[Twa Cairpets]

Yonder Ugandan's Kecks Smell.

Stunning married eskimo loves lasciviousness

[Bunter]

Stunning married eskimo loves lasciviousness
Lascivious Acronymist Sensually Caresses Inuit - Orgasm Undoubtedly Sought 'Neath Eskimo's Sealskin Skiddies.

[Hibstrooper]

Lascivious Acronymist Sensually Caresses Inuit - Orgasm Undoubtedly Sought 'Neath Eskimo's Sealskin Skiddies.

Some kidder is damaging ditties insisting ending Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Twa Cairpets]

Some kidder is damaging ditties insisting ending Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

[Hibstrooper]

Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

:top marks

[Mr White]

Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

:thumbsup: that's a cracker!

Splendid Monster Acronym Sir. Hughes Is Now Grinning.

[Bunter]

:thumbsup: that's a cracker!

Splendid Monster Acronym Sir. Hughes Is Now Grinning.
Gorgie Reprobate Is Naturally Negative. I'm Now Guffawing.

[Hiber-nation]

Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"

Genius :not worth


Gorgie Reprobate Is Naturally Negative. I'm Now Guffawing.

God-like Utterly Flippin Fantastic Acronymist Wears Inuit's Night Gowns

[snooky]

"Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"




Genius :not worth
God-like Utterly Flippin Fantastic Acronymist Wears Inuit's Night Gowns

Giant Of Wordsmithing - Now Skedaddle :greengrin

[Hiber-nation]

"Sometimes unpromising prompts engender really cracking acronyms. Like "inbred freakin' roasters are gormless idiots" "Licking inuits sometimes tickles icy codpieces", even "xylophonists play inconsequential arias". Lastly, "Inverness delighted our clan in outrageous uber smashing"


Giant Of Wordsmithing - Now Skedaddle :greengrin

Supercaleygoballisticjambosareatrocious! Knowlegeable Etymologist's Dexterous Acronym's Delightfully Droll. Lexicographer Extraordinaire!

[Twa Cairpets]

Supercaleygoballisticjambosareatrocious! Knowlegeable Etymologist's Dexterous Acronym's Delightfully Droll. Lexicographer Extraordinaire!

Thanks chaps. I owe it all to you guys..

Evidently xenophobic tirades really are objectionable - Rangers do it naturally and it's really execrable

[Hiber-nation]

Thanks chaps. I owe it all to you guys..

Evidently xenophobic tirades really are objectionable - Rangers do it naturally and it's really execrable

Excellent X-rated Extra-time Catastrophe Really Afflicted Brown, Locke, Etc

[Mr White]

Excellent X-rated Extra-time Catastrophe Really Afflicted Brown, Locke, Etc

Extra Time Comedy

[Hiber-nation]

Extra Time Comedy

Come On. Merricks' Efforts Destroyed Youngsters

[Twa Cairpets]

Come On. Merricks' Efforts Destroyed Youngsters

Yogi orchestrated unbelievable nine-man game, sickening Tynecastle's eminently roasterish sickbackers.

[snooky]

Yogi orchestrated unbelievable nine-man game, sickening Tynecastle's eminently roasterish sickbackers.

Sensation In Cup. Killing By Aberdeen. Caley Kerang Eleven Ryan Stevensons

[Bunter]

Sensation In Cup. Killing By Aberdeen. Caley Kerang Eleven Ryan Stevensons
Septuagenarian Trombone Expert Venerates Erotic Necrophiliac's Slimy Orifice's Noxious Spillage.

[Twa Cairpets]

Septuagenarian Trombone Expert Venerates Erotic Necrophiliac's Slimy Orifice's Noxious Spillage.

Soaked pants incident: Lord's liquid agglomerates gussetwards. Eurgh.

[snooky]

Soaked pants incident: Lord's liquid agglomerates gussetwards. Eurgh.

Edinburgh's Underdogs Regularly Get Humped

[Twa Cairpets]

Edinburgh's Underdogs Regularly Get Humped

Hearts: Ultimate manky parasites - Edinburgh's Disgrace.

[The_Exile]

Hearts: Ultimate manky parasites - Edinburgh's Disgrace.

Did insist syphilitic Gorgie rosters are castrated everywhere

[Bunter]

Did insist syphilitic Gorgie rosters are castrated everywhere
Etymologist's Vilification Excites Romanov's Yams Wishing Ha-ha-hearts Economic Restoration Existed.

[Hiber-nation]

Etymologist's Vilification Excites Romanov's Yams Wishing Ha-ha-hearts Economic Restoration Existed.

Expert Xylophonist's Instrumental Surmounted The Exploding Drumkit

[Twa Cairpets]

Expert Xylophonist's Instrumental Surmounted The Exploding Drumkit

Dark rumblings undermine messageboard - kickback infiltrators touring...

[snooky]

Dark rumblings undermine messageboard - kickback infiltrators touring...

Tel's Offering Us Retribution In Next Game

[Hiber-nation]

Tel's Offering Us Retribution In Next Game

Gary's A Merrick Erse

[jodjam]

Gary's A Merrick Erse

Eventually rudi skacel exits

[Hiber-nation]

Eventually rudi skacel exits

Even Xavi Imprecates The Sc*mbos

[Mr White]

Even Xavi Imprecates The Sc*mbos

Stubborn County Undone Memorably By Our Stanton.

[Hiber-nation]

Stubborn County Undone Memorably By Our Stanton.

Septic Tynecastle's A Noxious Theatre Of Nauseousness

[Bunter]

Septic Tynecastle's A Noxious Theatre Of Nauseousness
North American Unguent Slops Endlessly Over Unusually Shaped Nonagenarian's Extremities, Smeared Saucily.

[Hiber-nation]

North American Unguent Slops Endlessly Over Unusually Shaped Nonagenarian's Extremities, Smeared Saucily.

Sacking All Underperforming Coaches Is Legitimate, Yeah?

[Mr White]

Sacking All Underperforming Coaches Is Legitimate, Yeah?

Yes. Except At Hearts :greengrin

[Twa Cairpets]

Yes. Except At Hearts :greengrin

:thumbsup:
Heroically efficacious acronym reveals true situation.

[Hiber-nation]

Yes. Except At Hearts :greengrin

:top marks


:thumbsup:
Heroically efficacious acronym reveals true situation.

:agree:

Sometimes I Talk Unrulily After Tanning IPA On Nights-out

[snooky]

:top marks



:agree:

Sometimes I Talk Unrulily After Tanning IPA On Nights-out

Novel Idea, Get Hearts To Sell-Off Unused Tynecastle

[The_Exile]

Novel Idea, Get Hearts To Sell-Off Unused Tynecastle

This year, nobody except Clum and Skacel tickle Locke's erse

[Hiber-nation]

This year, nobody except Clum and Skacel tickle Locke's erse

Except Ryan Stevenson Evidently...

[Twa Cairpets]

Except Ryan Stevenson Evidently...

Erky violated indecently, drawing-encumbered nob teases Lockeys yuckhole.

[Hiber-nation]

Erky violated indecently, drawing-encumbered nob teases Lockeys yuckhole.

:sick:

Your Utterly Comprehensive Knowledge Has Offended Lexicographers Everywhere

[Twa Cairpets]

:sick:

Your Utterly Comprehensive Knowledge Has Offended Lexicographers Everywhere

Every very execrable, rancid yam will have extreme reality experience

[Hiber-nation]

Every very execrable, rancid yam will have extreme reality experience

Each X-rated Performance Exacerbates Real Ineptitude, Ensuring Negativity. Curtains Eventually.

[Twa Cairpets]

Each X-rated Performance Exacerbates Real Ineptitude, Ensuring Negativity. Curtains Eventually.

Eastern villain effectively nuked Tynie, upsetting all loathsome, laughable yamfuds.

[Hiber-nation]

Eastern villain effectively nuked Tynie, upsetting all loathsome, laughable yamfuds.

Your Average Merrick Feels Utterly Depressed Season-long

[Twa Cairpets]

Your Average Merrick Feels Utterly Depressed Season-long

Southern extracted a sizeable offering: Needy lemmings/ostriches need geld.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Gorgie experiencing Lithuanian delay

[Hiber-nation]

Gorgie experiencing Lithuanian delay

Deliberating Eventual Liquidation At Yamsville

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Yams anticipate mass suicide, venerable idea leaves Leith ecstatic

[Hiber-nation]

Yams anticipate mass suicide, venerable idea leaves Leith ecstatic

Ending Career, Skacel's Tackled Absolutely Tremendously In Cowdenbeath

[Twa Cairpets]

Ending Career, Skacel's Tackled Absolutely Tremendously In Cowdenbeath

:top marks

Copulating outside would doubtless end Nanooks boundless ecstasy as temperature's horrible.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Hearts Offer Relegation Reason, Inexperienced Bairns Lack Efficacy

[snooky]

Hearts Offer Relegation Reason, Inexperienced Bairns Lack Efficacy

Elitist Feeling Flagging In Crazy And Corrupt Yamboville.

[Hiber-nation]

Elitist Feeling Flagging In Crazy And Corrupt Yamboville.

"You're All Murder" Butcher Opined, Vilifying Incredibly Lack Lustre Efforts

[Mr White]

"You're All Murder" Butcher Opined, Vilifying Incredibly Lack Lustre Efforts

Entertaining Fast Footballers Obviously Required This Summer

[Hiber-nation]

Entertaining Fast Footballers Obviously Required This Summer

Some Ugly Maroon Muppets Eat Rodents

[snooky]

Some Ugly Maroon Muppets Eat Rodents

Rodney, Oh Dear, Entertainment's Not Thy Speciality

[Hiber-nation]

Rodney, Oh Dear, Entertainment's Not Thy Speciality

Sparry-heided Plums Expect Colossal Improvements As Liquidation Imperils The Yams

[Bunter]

Sparry-heided Plums Expect Colossal Improvements As Liquidation Imperils The Yams
Yammish Accountant Makes Squiggles.

[Hiber-nation]

Yammish Accountant Makes Squiggles.

Saints Quickly Underperform, Incredibly Glorious Goals Leave Ecstatic Scoreline

[The_Exile]

Saints Quickly Underperform, Incredibly Glorious Goals Leave Ecstatic Scoreline

Some crook offered real extrordinary lifeline, inbreds nearing end.

[Mr White]

Some crook offered real extrordinary lifeline, inbreds nearing end.
Evening News. Doh. :doh:

[Hiber-nation]

Evening News. Doh. :doh:

Dire Offering, Hibs

[snooky]

Dire Offering, Hibs

Hi, I'm bored s**tless.

[Hiber-nation]

Hi, I'm bored s**tless.

Sunday Has Incredibly Talentless Losers Endeavour Sensational Scenario

[Nazz]

Sunday Has Incredibly Talentless Losers Endeavour Sensational Scenario

Soccer carnage ensues nightly as Ronaldo incenses officials.

[Hiber-nation]

Soccer carnage ensues nightly as Ronaldo incenses officials.

Often, Fenlon's Failures Invoked Complete Indignation And Little's Shifted

[Mr White]

Often, Fenlon's Failures Invoked Complete Indignation And Little's Shifted

Silky Hibernian Inflict Fisting, Torturing Edinburgh's Disgrace.

[Hiber-nation]

Silky Hibernian Inflict Fisting, Torturing Edinburgh's Disgrace.

Down - In seconds, Gorgie's ******s Are Ceremonially Exterminated

[Bunter]

Down - In seconds, Gorgie's ******s Are Ceremonially Exterminated
Erotic X-rays Titillate Etymologist's Risqué Mindset, Implanting Necrophiliac Attempts To Exhume Defunct.

[Hiber-nation]

Erotic X-rays Titillate Etymologist's Risqué Mindset, Implanting Necrophiliac Attempts To Exhume Defunct.

Distinguished Etymologists Find Untoward Nocturnal Customs Troublesome

[Bunter]

Distinguished Etymologists Find Untoward Nocturnal Customs Troublesome
Twatty Romanovites Offer Usual Blustering Leaving Etymologists Screaming Or Moaning Excruciatingly.

[Hiber-nation]

Twatty Romanovites Offer Usual Blustering Leaving Etymologists Screaming Or Moaning Excruciatingly.

Endless X-rated Crap Rightly Upstages Crisis In Abject Tynecastle. It's No Good, Liam's Yellow.

[Twa Cairpets]

Endless X-rated Crap Rightly Upstages Crisis In Abject Tynecastle. It's No Good, Liam's Yellow.

Yams evidently like licking open windaes

[Hiber-nation]

Yams evidently like licking open windaes

Win In Next Derby Avoids Eleventh Scenario

[Twa Cairpets]

Win In Next Derby Avoids Eleventh Scenario

Sadly, creditors extend new acceptance re Inbred Organisation

[Mr White]

Sadly, creditors extend new acceptance re Inbred Organisation

Opportunistic, Rancid Gorgie Animals Need Investment. Scabby, Asbestos Tip In Obvious Neglect

[Hiber-nation]

Opportunistic, Rancid Gorgie Animals Need Investment. Scabby, Asbestos Tip In Obvious Neglect

New Events Gaillingly Lift Excerable Cheating Tramps

[Mr White]

New Events Gaillingly Lift Excerable Cheating Tramps

Totally Rotten. Are Many People Surprised?

[Twa Cairpets]

Totally Rotten. Are Many People Surprised?

Some understandably really puzzled regarding its suddenness, engendering disappointment.

[Hiber-nation]

Some understandably really puzzled regarding its suddenness, engendering disappointment.

Dempster Is Signed As Petrie's Perfectly Obvious Incumbent. Now Terry's Managerial Expertise Needs Tackling.

The above acronym does not necessarily represent the views of the poster :wink:

[Twa Cairpets]

Dempster Is Signed As Petrie's Perfectly Obvious Incumbent. Now Terry's Managerial Expertise Needs Tackling.

The above acronym does not necessarily represent the views of the poster :wink:

Tickling a cute kitten is not girlie.

[sleeping giant]

Granted , irresponsible rodents leave internal excrement.

[Bunter]

Dempster Is Signed As Petrie's Perfectly Obvious Incumbent. Now Terry's Managerial Expertise Needs Tackling.


Tickling a cute kitten is not girlie.
Thread broken at #3416 :rules:

Tumescent Acronymist Caresses Knackers Lightly Inside Neoprene Gusset.

[Hiber-nation]

Thread broken at #3416 :rules:

Tumescent Acronymist Caresses Knackers Lightly Inside Neoprene Gusset.

Gross Underperformers Somehow Score Eight Tomorrow

[Bunter]

Gross Underperformers Somehow Score Eight Tomorrow
Tearful Outrage Meets Omniscient Rod's Reproach Over Wantonness.

[Hiber-nation]

Tearful Outrage Meets Omniscient Rod's Reproach Over Wantonness.

We're All Naturally Terrified Of Next Nightmarish Episode, So Scary

[Twa Cairpets]

We're All Naturally Terrified Of Next Nightmarish Episode, So Scary

Saturday's calamity alarms Rods yes-men

[Bunter]

Saturday's calamity alarms Rods yes-men
Youthful Etymologist's Sensual Makeup Encourages Necrophilia.

[Hiber-nation]

Youthful Etymologist's Sensual Makeup Encourages Necrophilia.

No! Etymology Cannot Record Odious Practices! Hibbies Invariably Like Innocuous Acronyms

[Bunter]

No! Etymology Cannot Record Odious Practices! Hibbies Invariably Like Innocuous Acronyms
:top marks

Acronymist Candidly Refutes Odiousness. Necrophilia? Yes!!!! Many Subscribers.

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Acronymist Candidly Refutes Odiousness. Necrophilia? Yes!!!! Many Subscribers.

Sex-mad Upstart Brings Sordidness, Crafting Rude Indecent Babbling Etymology Rather Salaciously

[Bunter]

Sex-mad Upstart Brings Sordidness, Crafting Rude Indecent Babbling Etymology Rather Salaciously
Sexual Acronymist Leads Argument Containing Indecency Over Uncharted Scenarios, Loudly Yodelling.

[Hiber-nation]

Sexual Acronymist Leads Argument Containing Indecency Over Uncharted Scenarios, Loudly Yodelling.

You Obviously Deny Etymological Licentiousness! Lewdness Is No Good.

[Bunter]

You Obviously Deny Etymological Licentiousness! Lewdness Is No Good.
Grandiloquent Oratory Opposes Dirtiness. ;-)

[Hiber-nation]

Grandiloquent Oratory Opposes Dirtiness. ;-)

:greengrin

Delving Into Risqué Territory Is Naughty Etymologist's Standard Sideline

[Twa Cairpets]

:greengrin

Delving Into Risqué Territory Is Naughty Etymologist's Standard Sideline

Sooking Inuits decidedly erotic lingerie is Nanookly exquisite.

[Bunter]

Sooking Inuits decidedly erotic lingerie is Nanookly exquisite.
Etymologist's X-rated Qualities Usually Inspire Sickness In Twacairpets' Environs.

[Hiber-nation]

Etymologist's X-rated Qualities Usually Inspire Sickness In Twacairpets' Environs.

Evidently No-one Vetted Inevitable Raft Of Naughty Stanzas

[Bunter]

Evidently No-one Vetted Inevitable Raft Of Naughty Stanzas
:not worth

Sumptuously Tumescent Acronymist Needs Zoophile Action Surreptitiously.

[Hiber-nation]

:not worth

Sumptuously Tumescent Acronymist Needs Zoophile Action Surreptitiously.

Some Unsurprising Rather Repititious Etymological Prose Tackles Indecency, Telling Its Orator's Unusual Sex Life. Yikes!

[Twa Cairpets]

Some Unsurprising Rather Repititious Etymological Prose Tackles Indecency, Telling Its Orator's Unusual Sex Life. Yikes!

Your Inuit's kissing eskimo's sausage.

[Bunter]

Your Inuit's kissing eskimo's sausage.
Salacious Accusations Undermine Saucy Acronymist's Goodwill Evidently.

[Twa Cairpets]

Salacious Accusations Undermine Saucy Acronymist's Goodwill Evidently.

Erm. Very indifferent display extended nightmare time lamely yesterday

[Hiber-nation]

Erm. Very indifferent display extended nightmare time lamely yesterday

Yesterday Exemplified Serious Tactical Errors. Really Dated Approach Yearlong.

[Twa Cairpets]

Yesterday Exemplified Serious Tactical Errors. Really Dated Approach Yearlong.

Yes, erstwhile Armageddon leaves us nowhere-going

[Bunter]

Thread broken at #3440 :rules:

Yesterday Exemplified Serious Tactical Errors. Really Dated Approach Yearlong.
Yams Ecstatic As Relegation Looms Over Non Gorgieites.

[Hiber-nation]

Thread broken at #3440 :rules:

Yams Ecstatic As Relegation Looms Over Non Gorgieites.

Get Out Rod, Go. It's Evidently Indefensible, Totally Enraging Supporters

[Bunter]

Get Out Rod, Go. It's Evidently Indefensible, Totally Enraging Supporters
Supporters Understandably Proffer Protestations Over Rod's Tenure Each Risible Season.

[Twa Cairpets]

Supporters Understandably Proffer Protestations Over Rod's Tenure Each Risible Season.

Shocking Executive angers supporters. Offski. Now. :grr:

[Bunter]

Shocking Executive angers supporters. Offski. Now. :grr:
Naughty Onanist's Wrist.

[Mr White]

Naughty Onanist's Wrist.

We're Really Into Sacking Terry.

[Bunter]

We're Really Into Sacking Terry.
Tumescent Etymologist Reveals Rod's Yearnings.

[Hiber-nation]

Tumescent Etymologist Reveals Rod's Yearnings.

You're Evidently All Randy Now It's Nearing Glorious Summer

[Bunter]

You're Evidently All Randy Now It's Nearing Glorious Summer
Sublimely Underachieving Midfielders Make Etymologist Rage.

[Hiber-nation]

Sublimely Underachieving Midfielders Make Etymologist Rage.

Rod's Always Generated Exasperation

[Twa Cairpets]

Rod's Always Generated Exasperation

Expletives (x-rated) are still pouring Easter Road-wards at the incumbent owners negligence

[Hiber-nation]

Expletives (x-rated) are still pouring Easter Road-wards at the incumbent owners negligence

Not Even Gold's Latter-day Incompetence Goes Even Near Chairman's Erroneousness

[Bunter]

Not Even Gold's Latter-day Incompetence Goes Even Near Chairman's Erroneousness
Etymologist's Risqué Romps Overshadow Nubile Eskimo's Orbs. Unusually Seriousness Expels Salacious Sentences.

[Hiber-nation]

Etymologist's Risqué Romps Overshadow Nubile Eskimo's Orbs. Unusually Seriousness Expels Salacious Sentences.

:top marks

Seems Evident Nelson's Terrible Efforts Never Can Equal Sauzee

[Twa Cairpets]

:top marks

Seems Evident Nelson's Terrible Efforts Never Can Equal Sauzee

Scoring another unpalatable zero ended efforts.

[Bunter]

Scoring another unpalatable zero ended efforts.
Evidently Forwards Failed Overall. Required - Trustworthy Strikers.

[Hiber-nation]

Evidently Forwards Failed Overall. Required - Trustworthy Strikers.

Sadly Toxic Rod Is Killing Easter Road Side

[Mr White]

Sadly Toxic Rod Is Killing Easter Road Side

Support Is Dangerously Enervated.

[Bunter]

Support Is Dangerously Enervated.
Etymologist Needs Execrable Rodney Vacated At The Earliest Date.

[Hiber-nation]

Etymologist Needs Execrable Rodney Vacated At The Earliest Date.

Does Alloa Take Euros?

[Bunter]

Does Alloa Take Euros?
Etymologist Understandably Reviles Ordinary Sentences.

[Hiber-nation]

Etymologist Understandably Reviles Ordinary Sentences.

So England's Next Tragic Exit Nears, Cheering Ecstatic Scots

[Bunter]

So England's Next Tragic Exit Nears, Cheering Ecstatic Scots
Silken Cups Offer Tremendous Sensuality.

[Hiber-nation]

Silken Cups Offer Tremendous Sensuality.

Several Enthusiatic North Standers Ululated Allegedly Libelous Insults Towards Yams

[Bunter]

Several Enthusiatic North Standers Ululated Allegedly Libelous Insults Towards Yams
Younger Acronymists Misspell Soliloquies.

[Hiber-nation]

Younger Acronymists Misspell Soliloquies.

Sacking Over, Leeann Is Looking Over Qualities Underpinning In Enthralling Supporters

[Bunter]

Sacking Over, Leeann Is Looking Over Qualities Underpinning In Enthralling Supporters
:top marks
Septuagenarian Ugandan Proposes Putsch Of Rod's Team, Eventually Resurrecting Smiles.

[Mr White]

:top marks
Septuagenarian Ugandan Proposes Putsch Of Rod's Team, Eventually Resurrecting Smiles.

Steve Marsella Is Likely Eating Something.

[Bunter]

Steve Marsella Is Likely Eating Something.
:not worth :not worth :not worth
Sexagenarian Onanist Makes Etymology Titillating. Hopefully Initiating Naked Groins.

[Hiber-nation]

:not worth :not worth :not worth
Sexagenarian Onanist Makes Etymology Titillating. Hopefully Initiating Naked Groins.

Grrrr...Rod's Opinions Invoke Natural Strife

[Twa Cairpets]

Grrrr...Rod's Opinions Invoke Natural Strife

Seems that Rod is finally exiting?

* Not really, but lets hope life imitates art

[Hiber-nation]

Seems that Rod is finally exiting?

* Not really, but lets hope life imitates art

Even Xavi Is Toiling In Netherlands' Goring

[Bunter]

Even Xavi Is Toiling In Netherlands' Goring
Greedy Onanist, Rod Is Never Going.

[Hiber-nation]

Greedy Onanist, Rod Is Never Going.

Grannies Offer Irresistable Night-time Gambolling

[Bunter]

Grannies Offer Irresistable Night-time Gambolling
Where??? Nobody's told me. :greengrin

Groaning And Moaning, Belligerent Old Lycanthrope Loves Insensitive Nocturnal Garrotting.

[Twa Cairpets]

Where??? Nobody's told me. :greengrin

Groaning And Moaning, Belligerent Old Lycanthrope Loves Insensitive Nocturnal Garrotting.

Gored and rogered, Roy's ordinary team terminated in night-time gigglefest

[Hiber-nation]

Gored and rogered, Roy's ordinary team terminated in night-time gigglefest

Group Is Gone. Godawful Little Englanders Feel Extremely Sore Tonight

[Bunter]

Group Is Gone. Godawful Little Englanders Feel Extremely Sore Tonight
Tripping Over Nonagenarian's Immense Gusset Hinders Twacairpets. :wink:

[Hiber-nation]

Tripping Over Nonagenarian's Immense Gusset Hinders Twacairpets. :wink:

:greengrin

Tynie Welts Are Clueless - Aussie Imbecile's Rather Pathetic Embarrasing Taunt's Scorned

[snooky]

:greengrin

Tynie Welts Are Clueless - Aussie Imbecile's Rather Pathetic Embarrasing Taunt's Scorned

Stubbsy Could Overcome Regular Negativity, Ending Demoralisation

[Mr White]

Stubbsy Could Overcome Regular Negativity, Ending Demoralisation

Don't Even Mention Our Really Awful Losers. Ideally Stubbs Ameliorates This Incomprehensible, Outrageous Nightmare.

[Hiber-nation]

Don't Even Mention Our Really Awful Losers. Ideally Stubbs Ameliorates This Incomprehensible, Outrageous Nightmare.

:top marks

Normally I'd Give Him Till May As Results Emerge

[Bunter]

:top marks

Normally I'd Give Him Till May As Results Emerge
Evertonian Manager Experiences Rough Green Etymology.

[Hiber-nation]

Evertonian Manager Experiences Rough Green Etymology.

Every Time You Mention Octegenarians Lustfully, Old Grannies Yearn

[Bunter]

Every Time You Mention Octogenarians Lustfully, Old Grannies Yearn
You know it.

Yearning Elderly Adore Robust Nudies.

[Hiber-nation]

You know it.

Yearning Elderly Adore Robust Nudies.

No Underpants Disturbs Itchy Eroded Scrotum

[Bunter]

No Underpants Disturbs Itchy Eroded Scrotum
Septuagenarian Can't Risk Opportunistic Tumescence - Undergarments Missing.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarian Can't Risk Opportunistic Tumescence - Undergarments Missing.

Make It Snappy Stubbsy In Nabbing Goalkeeper

[Bunter]

Make It Snappy Stubbsy In Nabbing Goalkeeper
Goalie Or Acronymist? Liverpudlian Keeps Etymologists Entranced, Posing Employment Riddles.

[Mr White]

Goalie Or Acronymist? Liverpudlian Keeps Etymologists Entranced, Posing Employment Riddles.

Rancid Inbred Direct Debiters Love Entering Sisters.

[snooky]

Rancid Inbred Direct Debiters Love Entering Sisters.

Seemingly I've Started Taking Etymology Rather Seriously

[Hiber-nation]

Seemingly I've Started Taking Etymology Rather Seriously

:aok:

Snooky, Etymology Revision Is Often Uplifting, Shamelessly Lampooning Yams

[Bunter]

:aok:

Snooky, Etymology Revision Is Often Uplifting, Shamelessly Lampooning Yams
Yep, Acronyms Merriment Superlative.

[Hiber-nation]

Yep, Acronyms Merriment Superlative.

Sometimes Uncouth Prose Endangers Reputation, Like Acronymist's Thoughts Involving Voluptuous Elders :wink:

[Bunter]

Sometimes Uncouth Prose Endangers Reputation, Like Acronymist's Thoughts Involving Voluptuous Elders :wink:
Loving your work, sir

Etymologist Loves Dirty Elders' Rheumatic Stances.

[Hiber-nation]

Loving your work, sir

Etymologist Loves Dirty Elders' Rheumatic Stances.

Sexual Tension At Night-time Causes Erectile Subsidence

[Bunter]

Sexual Tension At Night-time Causes Erectile Subsidence
Such Unsubstantiated Bollox Sends Inuit Doolally. Etymology Never Cancels Eroticism.

[Hiber-nation]

Such Unsubstantiated Bollox Sends Inuit Doolally. Etymology Never Cancels Eroticism.

Executive Rod (Or "Tache") Is Clueless In Selecting Managers

[Bunter]

Executive Rod (Or "Tache") Is Clueless In Selecting Managers
Malingering Acronymist Nudges Aged Gusset Erotically, Raising Slipperiness.

[Hiber-nation]

Malingering Acronymist Nudges Aged Gusset Erotically, Raising Slipperiness.

Slavering Lord Is Permanently Pished, Effusing Rambling Incoherent Nonsense, Effortlessly Staining Strides