Acronyms game

[Bunter]

of course!

Glib Understanding For Fat Ally Was Incredibly Naive Gesture
Genital Extraction Suspends Tumescence Unless Reconstructed Eunuch.

[Hiber-nation]

Genital Extraction Suspends Tumescence Unless Reconstructed Eunuch.

Edinburgh's Utterly Noxious Unworthy Club - hearts

[snooky]

Edinburgh's Utterly Noxious Unworthy Club - hearts

Hell Erupts After Rod's Tache Stolen

[Hiber-nation]

Hell Erupts After Rod's Tache Stolen

Scruffy Tuft Obtainable - Login e-Bayers Now!

[snooky]

Scruffy Tuft Obtainable - Login e-Bayers Now!
:top marks

New Overgrowth Wanted

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

New Overgrowth Wanted

What A Nice Treble - Excellent Dominique!

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Dipping ones manhood in nutella is quite unique experience.

[Hiber-nation]

Dipping ones manhood in nutella is quite unique experience.

:tee hee:

Exciting X-rated Perversion (Enchillada-Related) Involves Extreme Naga Chilli Explosions

[snooky]

:tee hee:

Exciting X-rated Perversion (Enchillada-Related) Involves Extreme Naga Chilli Explosions

Extreme Xenophobia Perpetuates Lots Of Scary Ideas On National Security

[Bunter]

Extreme Xenophobia Perpetuates Lots Of Scary Ideas On National Security
Sexual Etymologist Caresses Ugandan's Rectum, Inciting Thunderous Yowling.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Yashmak Owner Was Leader In Ninja Gang

[snooky]

Yashmak Owner Was Leader In Ninja Gang

Gers Are New Gretna

[Hiber-nation]

Gers Are New Gretna

:top marks

Glasgow Rangers Exited The National Association

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

A Special Sunday Occasion, Celtic Involved At Tynecastle, Inbreds Obviously Nervous

[snooky]

A Special Sunday Occasion, Celtic Involved At Tynecastle, Inbreds Obviously Nervous

New Easter Road Vibrance Offers Utopian Soccer

[Hiber-nation]

New Easter Road Vibrance Offers Utopian Soccer

Scotty's Oustanding Craft Causes Erectile Rigidity

[Bunter]

Scotty's Oustanding Craft Causes Erectile Rigidity
Relaxed Inuit Glans Is Dribbling Icky, Thick Ylang-ylang.

[snooky]

Relaxed Inuit Glans Is Dribbling Icky, Thick Ylang-ylang.

Young Leithers Admire Nubile Girls-Yambos Lust After Nonagenarian Grannies

[Hiber-nation]

Young Leithers Admire Nubile Girls-Yambos Lust After Nonagenarian Grannies

Grans Really Adore Naughty Nookie Infers Etymology Sage

[Bunter]

Grans Really Adore Naughty Nookie Infers Etymology Sage
Sexual Acrostics Generate Eroticism.

[snooky]

Sexual Acrostics Generate Eroticism.

Evidently, Rogering Old Trollops Is Cool Idea, Say Merricks

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Middle Eastern Radges Radicalise Islamists, Cue Koran Scorn

[Hiber-nation]

Middle Eastern Radges Radicalise Islamists, Cue Koran Scorn

Sevco Criminals On Remand Next?

[snooky]

Sevco Criminals On Remand Next?

Newt Expecting Xenopus's Tadpoles

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Taking A Dump Pretty Often Leaves Enormous Stool

[Hiber-nation]

Taking A Dump Pretty Often Leaves Enormous Stool

Some Turds Open Orifice Laboriously

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Letting A Bird Operate Remote Is Outrageous, Usually Stimulates Lengthy Yawns

[Hiber-nation]

Letting A Bird Operate Remote Is Outrageous, Usually Stimulates Lengthy Yawns

You Appropriately Want Non-stop Sport

[Mr White]

:agree: Sport, Pornography Or Railway Travelogues

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Yep, Along With Nut Scratching.

Stewards Enquiry!

[Mr White]

Stewards Enquiry!

Friday night... drink may have been taken....
Verdict: mistaken posting through misadventure :greengrin

[snooky]

:agree: Sport, Pornography Or Railway Travelogues

The Refs Are Very Easily Led - Often Gunts Undeservingly Experience Success

(Oops - it was Hiber-nation who beat me to it. BTW, never touched a drop last night)

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Shoppers Unruly Conduct Causes Extremely Sensationalist Summaries

[Bunter]

Shoppers Unruly Conduct Causes Extremely Sensationalist Summaries
Silky Undercrackers Make Me All Risqué In Etymological Sentences.

[Hiber-nation]

Silky Undercrackers Make Me All Risqué In Etymological Sentences.

Satan's Eleven's National Trophy Embarrassment, Neilson's Cheats Effortlessly Slaughtered

[snooky]

Satan's Eleven's National Trophy Embarrassment, Neilson's Cheats Effortlessly Slaughtered

So Let's All Unceremoniously Get Hearts To End Ridiculous Excremental Diatribe

[Hiber-nation]

So Let's All Unceremoniously Get Hearts To End Ridiculous Excremental Diatribe

Doing Intelligent Acronyms Totally Randomly Is Brilliant Etymology

[Hamish]

Edinburgh Tying Young Men Onto Logs Only Generates Yearning

[snooky]

Edinburgh Tying Young Men Onto Logs Only Generates Yearning

Yamburgers Employing A Refereeing Nepotistic In Next Game!

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Gaffer Ally's Management Eventful

[Hiber-nation]

Gaffer Ally's Management Eventful

Envisaging Victory, Even Notwithstanding Talented Forward's Untimely Lapse

[Mr White]

Envisaging Victory, Even Notwithstanding Talented Forward's Untimely Lapse

Lewis Allan Possibly Starting? Excellent.

[Bunter]

Lewis Allan Possibly Starting? Excellent.
Etymology X-rated? Coarse Elocution Lends Lascivious Experts Naughty Tangibility.

[snooky]

Etymology X-rated? Coarse Elocution Lends Lascivious Experts Naughty Tangibility.

That Aging Nippy Geriatric In Bailootville Is Letting In Tynie Yobbos.

[Hiber-nation]

That Aging Nippy Geriatric In Bailootville Is Letting In Tynie Yobbos.

Yon Old Billy Broon's Obviously Senile

[snooky]

Yon Old Billy Broon's Obviously Senile

Submissioners Encourage Novelty In Lexiconic Etymology

[Mr White]

Submissioners Encourage Novelty In Lexiconic Etymology

Every Time Yam Mouths Open, Lots Of Germs Yodel

[Hiber-nation]

Every Time Yam Mouths Open, Lots Of Germs Yodel

Yams Often Deny Employing Lechers

[snooky]

Yams Often Deny Employing Lechers

Leigh Epitimises Christmas Heart - Expected Reuters Silence

http://glasgow.stv.tv/193557/

[Hiber-nation]

Leigh Epitimises Christmas Heart - Expected Reuters Silence

http://glasgow.stv.tv/193557/

Sometimes Inebriated Lushes Exaggerate Normal Christmas Exuberance

[snooky]

Sometimes Inebriated Lushes Exaggerate Normal Christmas Exuberance

Enthusiastic Xmas Urbanites Brave Eternal Rain And Nourish Childrens' Expectations

[Hiber-nation]

Enthusiastic Xmas Urbanites Brave Eternal Rain And Nourish Childrens' Expectations

Eminent X-rayist Provides Exceptional Clarity Taking Absolutely Tremendous Images Of Noxious Stomachs

[snooky]

Eminent X-rayist Provides Exceptional Clarity Taking Absolutely Tremendous Images Of Noxious Stomachs

Saw Tornados Often - Many Appreciated Classic Hibs Style

[Mr White]

Sevco Tanked Yee-hah! Lovely Entertainment :flag:

[Hiber-nation]

Sevco Tanked Yee-hah! Lovely Entertainment :flag:

Excellent Night To Eulogise Rangers Tanking. Abject Ibrox Newco Massacred Effortlessly. Now Them...

[snooky]

Excellent Night To Eulogise Rangers Tanking. Abject Ibrox Newco Massacred Effortlessly. Now Them...

Tynie Holds Excellent Memories ....

[Hiber-nation]

Tynie Holds Excellent Memories ....

Most Exceptional Memory Occurred Resplendently In Early Seventy-three

[Bunter]

Most Exceptional Memory Occurred Resplendently In Early Seventy-three
Septuagenarian Etymologist Voices Evermore Naughty Tautologies. Youngsters Threaten Holistic Response, Enraging Elderly.

[Hiber-nation]

Septuagenarian Etymologist Voices Evermore Naughty Tautologies. Youngsters Threaten Holistic Response, Enraging Elderly.

Where have ye been?!?

Etymologists Like Dabbling Enthusiastically Round Lexicography Yardsticks

[Bunter]

Where have ye been?!?

Etymologists Like Dabbling Enthusiastically Round Lexicography Yardsticks
Got a job :greengrin

Yawning Aperture Reduces Doughty Swordsman To Incoherent Chuntering. Knickers Soiled.

[Hiber-nation]

Got a job :greengrin

Yawning Aperture Reduces Doughty Swordsman To Incoherent Chuntering. Knickers Soiled.

Sevco's Orange Ibrox Loyalists Effectively Destroyed

[snooky]

Sevco's Orange Ibrox Loyalists Effectively Destroyed

Don't Even Start To Remember Old Year's Eye-bleeding Displays

[Hiber-nation]

Don't Even Start To Remember Old Year's Eye-bleeding Displays

Dja-Djédjé's Ivorian Skills Prove Legendary As Yams Suffer

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Dja-Djédjé's Ivorian Skills Prove Legendary As Yams Suffer

Sheffield United Fans Forced Evans Rejection

[Hiber-nation]

Sheffield United Fans Forced Evans Rejection

Rather Easygoing Jamaican's Excessive Cannabis Toking Is Obscuring Nous

[snooky]

Rather Easygoing Jamaican's Excessive Cannabis Toking Is Obscuring Nous

Not Our Usual Smokes?

[Hiber-nation]

Not Our Usual Smokes?

Snooky's Medicinal Opiates Keep Enlivening Senses

[snooky]

Snooky's Medicinal Opiates Keep Enlivening Senses

Snooky's Epigram - Never Smoke Exotic Stuff

[Hiber-nation]

Snooky's Epigram - Never Smoke Exotic Stuff

Saturday - Tremendously Underwhelming Falkirk Fiasco

[snooky]

Saturday - Tremendously Underwhelming Falkirk Fiasco

Finding It A Strain - Contributors Overdue :whistle:

[Hiber-nation]

Finding It A Strain - Contributors Overdue :whistle:

Occasional Visitors' Ennui Regularly Denotes Unfrequent Exchanges

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Occasional Visitors' Ennui Regularly Denotes Unfrequent Exchanges

Expensive Xylophone Changes Hands After Nefarious Geriatric's Ebullient Spending

[Hiber-nation]

Expensive Xylophone Changes Hands After Nefarious Geriatric's Ebullient Spending

Stevenson's Perfect Ending - Neatly Driving In Nice Goal

[Mr White]

Stevenson's Perfect Ending - Neatly Driving In Nice Goal

Go On, Absolute Legend!

[snooky]

Go On, Absolute Legend!

Louie's Excellent Goal Encapsulates New Dynamics

[Hiber-nation]

Louie's Excellent Goal Encapsulates New Dynamics

Do You Never Allow Maroon In Chez Snooky?

[snooky]

Do You Never Allow Maroon In Chez Snooky?

Snooky's Nook Often Obliging Kinfolk Yamigos

[Hiber-nation]

Snooky's Nook Often Obliging Kinfolk Yamigos

Yams Abide Mankily In Gorgie's Odious Slums

[snooky]

Yams Abide Mankily In Gorgie's Odious Slums

Some Live Up My Street :tsk tsk:
:wink:

[Hiber-nation]

Some Live Up My Street :tsk tsk:
:wink:

Snooky's Thoughtful, Refined Etymology Entertains Troops

[Bunter]

Snooky's Thoughtful, Refined Etymology Entertains Troops
Tory Reprobates Offer Odious Parliamentarian Statements.

[Hiber-nation]

Tory Reprobates Offer Odious Parliamentarian Statements.

Hello!

Senior Threadsman's Absence Transforms Etymological Morals - Eminent .Netter's Thoroughly Salacious

[Bunter]

Hello!
Hiya!! :Awright!:



Senior Threadsman's Absence Transforms Etymological Morals - Eminent .Netter's Thoroughly Salacious
Serious Apology. Lackadaisical Attendance Causes Inexcusable Omissions. Unavailability Sucks.

[Hiber-nation]

Hiya!! :Awright!:


Serious Apology. Lackadaisical Attendance Causes Inexcusable Omissions. Unavailability Sucks.

:aok:

Septuagenarians Understand Correspondent's Kinky Sabbatical :wink:

[Mr White]

:aok:

Septuagenarians Understand Correspondent's Kinky Sabbatical :wink:

Slanderous Activists Beaten By Angry 'Tache. Inevitable Court Action Lifted.

[Hiber-nation]

Slanderous Activists Beaten By Angry 'Tache. Inevitable Court Action Lifted.

Leeann Intends Finally To Exterminate Debt

[snooky]

Leeann Intends Finally To Exterminate Debt

Dempster's Expertise Bl00dy Terrific

[Bunter]

Dempster's Expertise Bl00dy Terrific
Tender Etymologist Realises Rubbing Increases Friction, Inciting Conflagration.

[Hiber-nation]

Tender Etymologist Realises Rubbing Increases Friction, Inciting Conflagration.

Cup Over, Nasty Fanatical Loyalists Absolutely Gutted, Raith Are Tremendous, Including Obese Nade

[snooky]

Cup Over, Nasty Fanatical Loyalists Absolutely Gutted, Raith Are Tremendous, Including Obese Nade

No Awkward Draw - Ecstatic!

[Hiber-nation]

No Awkward Draw - Ecstatic!

Exhibiting Cup, Stubbsy Triggers A Totally Insane Celebration

[snooky]

Exhibiting Cup, Stubbsy Triggers A Totally Insane Celebration

Celtc Enjoying Leigh's Expertise Because Response After Transfer Inquiry Obviously Negative

[Bunter]

Celtc Enjoying Leigh's Expertise Because Response After Transfer Inquiry Obviously Negative
Noxiously Evil Gers Are Terminally Ill. Victory Expected.

[snooky]

Noxiously Evil Gers Are Terminally Ill. Victory Expected.

Embarassing Xenophobic People Endure Crap Team's Endless Dross

[Mr White]

Noxiously Evil Gers Are Terminally Ill. Victory Expected.

Embarassing Xenophobic People Endure Crap Team's Endless Dross

Daily Record Often Salutes Sevco

[Hiber-nation]

Daily Record Often Salutes Sevco

Satan's Eleven - Vile Corrupt Organisation

[snooky]

Satan's Eleven - Vile Corrupt Organisation

Old Rangers Glean A New Institution Seemingly And That Institution Owes Nothing. :bandit::bandit::bandit:

[Hiber-nation]

Old Rangers Glean A New Institution Seemingly And That Institution Owes Nothing. :bandit::bandit::bandit:

:greengrin

:top marks

New Orange Team Have Identical Natural Gruesomeness

[Bunter]

New Orange Team Have Identical Natural Gruesomeness
Gorgie Reprobates Underestimate Edinburgh's Objections. Making Euphoric, Nonsensical Exclamations Sound Sordid.

[snooky]

Gorgie Reprobates Underestimate Edinburgh's Objections. Making Euphoric, Nonsensical Exclamations Sound Sordid.

Stevenson Opening Rangers Defence Is Delightful

[Hiber-nation]

Stevenson Opening Rangers Defence Is Delightful

Dopey Etymologist's Lexicography Is Gash. His Text Frequently Underperforms Linguistically

(I don't mean you Snooky! Or anyone else on this (mostly) marvellous thread :wink:)

[snooky]

Dopey Etymologist's Lexicography Is Gash. His Text Frequently Underperforms Linguistically

(I don't mean you Snooky! (phew!) Or anyone else on this (mostly) marvellous thread :wink:)

Luck Is Neverending. Gunts Using It Somehow To Inevitably Champion Abnormal League. Lowsy Yamateurs!

[Hiber-nation]

Luck Is Neverending. Gunts Using It Somehow To Inevitably Champion Abnormal League. Lowsy Yamateurs!

Yesterday Alloa's Miserable. Absolutely Torrential Endless Unrelenting Rain Showers

[snooky]

Yesterday Alloa's Miserable. Absolutely Torrential Endless Unrelenting Rain Showers

S*** Happens. Our Weather Encourages Ritual Soakings

[Hiber-nation]

S*** Happens. Our Weather Encourages Ritual Soakings

Snooky Often Acronymises Knowledgeably In Naughty Gusset Suspenders :wink:

[snooky]

Snooky Often Acronymises Knowledgeably In Naughty Gusset Suspenders :wink:

Stop Undercover Surveillance Please. Elicit Nosy Detectives Embarrassing Reclusive Subversive :greengrin

[Hiber-nation]

Stop Undercover Surveillance Please. Elicit Nosy Detectives Embarrassing Reclusive Subversive :greengrin

:top marks

Strange Uncle Bunter's Vulgar Elderly Reverence Stimulates Inexperienced Vegetating Etymologists

[snooky]

:top marks
Strange Uncle Bunter's Vulgar Elderly Reverence Stimulates Inexperienced Vegetating Etymologists

Evidently The You-Me Order Looks Ongoing. General Interest Seems Tediously Sluggish

[Hiber-nation]

Evidently The You-Me Order Looks Ongoing. General Interest Seems Tediously Sluggish

Super Lewy's Unlikely Goal Grabbing Is Simply Heavenly

[snooky]

Super Lewy's Unlikely Goal Grabbing Is Simply Heavenly

Help! Etymologists Are Vanishing. (Except Notable Lexiconist Yesterday).

[Hiber-nation]

Help! Etymologists Are Vanishing. (Except Notable Lexiconist Yesterday).

Yes, Etymologists' Scarcity Threatens Entertaining Rhetoric, Diminishing Acronyms Yearlong.

[snooky]

Yes, Etymologists' Scarcity Threatens Entertaining Rhetoric, Diminishing Acronyms Yearlong.

Yes, Even Ally Regrets Letting Others Neuter 'Gers

[Jim44]

Yes, Even Ally Regrets Letting Others Neuter 'Gers

Grasping Every Remaining Straw.

[Mr White]

Grasping Every Remaining Straw.

Sevco's Team Really Aren't Winners

[snooky]

Sevco's Team Really Aren't Winners

We Ideally Need Numerous Easter Road Supporters

[Hiber-nation]

We Ideally Need Numerous Easter Road Supporters

Stubbs Utterly Perplexed, Pathetic Official Rejecting Transgressions - Expected Result Secured

[snooky]

Stubbs Utterly Perplexed, Pathetic Official Rejecting Transgressions - Expected Result Secured

Specsaving Employee Collum Underrates Ranker's Excessive Delinquency

[Hiber-nation]

Specsaving Employee Collum Underrates Ranker's Excessive Delinquency

Dwindling Etymologists Launch Into New Quest, Undertaking Enrollment. New Contributors Yearned

[snooky]

Dwindling Etymologists Launch Into New Quest, Undertaking Enrollment. New Contributors Yearned

Yet Expecting A Revival. Notify Etymologistic Deputies.

[snooky]

Yet Expecting A Revival. Notify Etymologistic Deputies.

Do Erstwhile Posters Understand This Is Etymologists' Sanctuary?

(Thread nearing its end due to lack of interest, no?)

[Hiber-nation]

Do Erstwhile Posters Understand This Is Etymologists' Sanctuary?

(Thread nearing its end due to lack of interest, no?)

Possibly. Twacairpets has disappeared, Bunter is only on here once in a while and my brain is flummoxed after watching us pass up so many chances today!

[snooky]

Possibly. Twacairpets has disappeared, Bunter is only on here once in a while and my brain is flummoxed after watching us pass up so many chances today!

:agree: Time Out. Dead Alley. Yep. :bye::chop::dead:

[Bunter]

Do Erstwhile Posters Understand This Is Etymologists' Sanctuary?
Sexy Acronymist Needs Cuddles To Unleash Atomic Rod Yonder.

[snooky]

Sexy Acronymist Needs Cuddles To Unleash Atomic Rod Yonder.

Ye Olde Nomad Drives Etymologistic Revival :aok:

[Hiber-nation]

Ye Olde Nomad Drives Etymologistic Revival :aok:

:top marks

Recondite Etymologist's Vacation Is Very Adverse Lexicographically

[snooky]

:top marks

Recondite Etymologist's Vacation Is Very Adverse Lexicographically
:greengrin

Let's End Xenophobia In Cases Of Guiltless Rangers And Poor Hearts, Including Celtc And Lesser Lamentable Yobos

[Hiber-nation]

:greengrin

Let's End Xenophobia In Cases Of Guiltless Rangers And Poor Hearts, Including Celtc And Lesser Lamentable Yobos

:greengrin

You Often Berate Obnoxious Sevco

[snooky]

:greengrin

You Often Berate Obnoxious Sevco

Southern Englandshire Vigilantes Claiming Oil :wink:

[Hiber-nation]

Southern Englandshire Vigilantes Claiming Oil :wink:

Oh It's Laughable!

[snooky]

Oh It's Laughable!

Lies And Utter Guff Heaved At Britain's Lesser Echelons

[Hiber-nation]

Lies And Utter Guff Heaved At Britain's Lesser Echelons

Execrable Chumpionees Horrendous, Especially Ludicrously Obese Nade Stand-in

[snooky]

Execrable Chumpionees Horrendous, Especially Ludicrously Obese Nade Stand-in

Somebody Thieving All Nade's Dinner Is Naughty :agree:

[Hiber-nation]

Somebody Thieving All Nade's Dinner Is Naughty :agree:

Now Another Unbelievably Glorious Hampden Triumph :cb

[snooky]

Now Another Unbelievably Glorious Hampden Triumph :cb

'The Rangers' Incorruptibility - Urban Myth - Pure Hyperbole

[Hiber-nation]

'The Rangers' Incorruptibility - Urban Myth - Pure Hyperbole

Hapless Yams Pitiful ER Reverse Brings Out Lackey's Exasperation

[snooky]

Hapless Yams Pitiful ER Reverse Brings Out Lackey's Exasperation

Expect Xeroxed Applications Sent Postally Ensure Radical Archaic Tory Ideologies Oppress Nation

[Hiber-nation]

Expect Xeroxed Applications Sent Postally Ensure Radical Archaic Tory Ideologies Oppress Nation

Nicola's Absolutely Tremendous In Obliterating Nigel

[snooky]

Nicola's Absolutely Tremendous In Obliterating Nigel

No Initial Goal - Eventually Lost :boo hoo:

[Hiber-nation]

No Initial Goal - Eventually Lost :boo hoo:

Lack Of Striking Technique

[snooky]

Lack Of Striking Technique

There's Every Chance Hunsters Now Incorporating Quasi Umpires Enlistment

[Hiber-nation]

There's Every Chance Hunsters Now Incorporating Quasi Umpires Enlistment

Enjoyed Nice Livingston Incursion, Scoring Three. Malonga's Effort Neatly Taken

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Enjoyed Nice Livingston Incursion, Scoring Three. Malonga's Effort Neatly Taken

Tories Are Knobs Enthuses Nicola

[Hiber-nation]

Tories Are Knobs Enthuses Nicola

No-one Idolizes Conservatives Or Labour Anymore

[snooky]

:aok: VG

No-one Idolizes Conservatives Or Labour Anymore

Avoid Nauseating Yam MP's Orations Regarding Election

[Hiber-nation]

:aok: VG


Avoid Nauseating Yam MP's Orations Regarding Election

Ending LibDems' Erroneous Coalition, Tories Invite Obnoxious Nigel

[snooky]

Ending LibDems' Erroneous Coalition, Tories Invite Obnoxious Nigel

Nicola Is Generating Election Love-in

[Hiber-nation]

Nicola Is Generating Election Love-in

Labour Officeholders Veer Erratically Into Nadir

[snooky]

Labour Officeholders Veer Erratically Into Nadir

National Agreement. Donkey Is Rank.

[Hiber-nation]

National Agreement. Donkey Is Rank.

Rangers Are Now Knackered

[snooky]

Rangers Are Now Knackered

Kilmarnock Now Approaching Coach Keeper - Expecting Replacement Early Doors

[Hiber-nation]

Kilmarnock Now Approaching Coach Keeper - Expecting Replacement Early Doors

Debate On Oxley Returning South?

[Bunter]

Kilmarnock Now Approaching Coach Keeper - Expecting Replacement Early Doors
Dubious Orangemen Organise Rankgers Songsheets.

[Hiber-nation]

Dubious Orangemen Organise Rankgers Songsheets.

Welcome back Sir....too slow though :wink:

[Bunter]

Welcome back Sir....too slow though :wink:
Oops. My bad.

Debate On Oxley Returning South?
Sloth-like Opportunism Usually Titillates Hiber-nation.

[snooky]

Oops. My bad.

Sloth-like Opportunism Usually Titillates Hiber-nation.

Home Is Bonnie Easter Road - Now A Trophy Is Our Notion

[Bunter]

Home Is Bonnie Easter Road - Now A Trophy Is Our Notion
Naughty Ogre Thrusts Inuit Onto Nettles.

[Hiber-nation]

Naughty Ogre Thrusts Inuit Onto Nettles.

Naughty Etymologist Tends To Like Episodic Sabbaticals

[snooky]

Naughty Etymologist Tends To Like Episodic Sabbaticals

Said Absentee Bounces Back And The Interim Custodians Await Later Submissions :aok:

[Hiber-nation]

Said Absentee Bounces Back And The Interim Custodians Await Later Submissions :aok:

:aok:

Sevco Underperformers Brown-nosing Media Idolizing Sectarian Shysters Induces Obvious Nauseous Sickness

[snooky]

:aok:

Sevco Underperformers Brown-nosing Media Idolizing Sectarian Shysters Induces Obvious Nauseous Sickness

Scameron's Ideologies Completely Kaput. New Electorate Sensing Shift

[Hiber-nation]

Scameron's Ideologies Completely Kaput. New Electorate Sensing Shift

Scotland Holds Influential Force Tomorrow

[snooky]

Scotland Holds Influential Force Tomorrow

The Overall Majority Of Right Rules Over Westminster

[Hiber-nation]

The Overall Majority Of Right Rules Over Westminster

Whinging Embittered Southerners Talking Mince. In Nicola's Scotland Tories Effectively Ruined.

[snooky]

Whinging Embittered Southerners Talking Mince. In Nicola's Scotland Tories Effectively Ruined.

Retaining Union Is Not Especially Desirable

[Hiber-nation]

Retaining Union Is Not Especially Desirable

Dreadfully Execrable Sevco Irate Regarding Allocation. Blethering Loyalist Erseholes.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Embittered Rangers Supporters Expected Hibs Officials Leniency Evidently Sanguinely

[snooky]

Embittered Rangers Supporters Expected Hibs Officials Leniency Evidently Sanguinely

Seriously, As Next Game Utterly Important, No Entertaining Loyalists' Yelps

[Hiber-nation]

Seriously, As Next Game Utterly Important, No Entertaining Loyalists' Yelps

Your Etymology Leaves Punters Speechless

(in a good way obviously :wink:)

[Mr White]

Your Etymology Leaves Punters Speechless

(in a good way obviously :wink:)

Stubbs Preaches Entertaining Ethos. Corner Hoofing Laziness Equals Swift Sacking

[snooky]

Stubbs Preaches Entertaining Ethos. Corner Hoofing Laziness Equals Swift Sacking

SFA Are Contemplating King Is Nice Guy

[Hiber-nation]

SFA Are Contemplating King Is Nice Guy

Gerrit Up Ye!!

[snooky]

Gerrit Up Ye!!

Yep - Emphatically! :greengrin :aok:

[Hiber-nation]

Yep - Emphatically! :greengrin :aok:

Exceptionally Malfunctioning Polis Hopelessly Abject, Totally Ignoring Criminally Abhorrent Loyalist Legions Yesterday

[snooky]

Exceptionally Malfunctioning Polis Hopelessly Abject, Totally Ignoring Criminally Abhorrent Loyalist Legions Yesterday

Yesterday Event Showed Tackles Exposing Rangers Defenders As Yobbos

[Hiber-nation]

Yesterday Event Showed Tackles Exposing Rangers Defenders As Yobbos

You Often Blame Bluenoses Of Savageness

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

You Often Blame Bluenoses Of Savageness

Supporting Aston Villa Approaching General Election Nobody Expected Statesman's Slip-up

[snooky]

Supporting Aston Villa Approaching General Election Nobody Expected Statesman's Slip-up
:top marks

Selective Lying Is Prevalent - Usual Politician

[Hiber-nation]

:top marks

Selective Lying Is Prevalent - Usual Politician

Politics Often Leads Into Treachery, Immorality, Cheating, Iniquitousness...Ad Nauseam

[snooky]

Politics Often Leads Into Treachery, Immorality, Cheating, Iniquitousness...Ad Nauseam :agree:

Nae Anti-Union Swashbuckler Expected After Murphy.

[Hiber-nation]

:agree:

Nae Anti-Union Swashbuckler Expected After Murphy.

Many Utter Roasters Pan Hibs Yearlong

[snooky]

Many Utter Roasters Pan Hibs Yearlong

Youz Expecting A Rich Line Of New Goalies?

[Hiber-nation]

Youz Expecting A Rich Line Of New Goalies?

Goalkeeping Often Attracts Lumpen Idiots, Especially Simon

[snooky]

Goalkeeping Often Attracts Lumpen Idiots, Especially Simon

Seemed Inevitable, Motherwell Overrunning Newco

[Mr White]

Seemed Inevitable, Motherwell Overrunning Newco

Nobody Expected Well's Complete Obliteration

[Hiber-nation]

Nobody Expected Well's Complete Obliteration

Outstandingly Brilliant Leann Is Transcending Expectations Rapidly. Allan Taking Increased Offer Next?

[snooky]

Outstandingly Brilliant Leann Is Transcending Expectations Rapidly. Allan Taking Increased Offer Next?

Negotiating Early Xmas Treat :-)

[Bunter]

Negotiating Early Xmas Treat :-)
Triumphant Re-signing Efforts Appreciated Tremendously.

[Hiber-nation]

Triumphant Re-signing Efforts Appreciated Tremendously.

This Reclusive Etymologist Makes Eminently Naughty Dotty Oldies Ululate Shrilly, Lustfully Yelling

[snooky]

This Reclusive Etymologist Makes Eminently Naughty Dotty Oldies Ululate Shrilly, Lustfully Yelling

Yams 'Elated' Learning Leaver Is Now Green

[Hiber-nation]

Yams 'Elated' Learning Leaver Is Now Green

Gers Really Exemplify Execrable Nastiness

[Mr White]

Gers Really Exemplify Execrable Nastiness

Newco Are Still Tyrannical Inbred Nobodies Expressing Sectarian Supremacy

[Hiber-nation]

Newco Are Still Tyrannical Inbred Nobodies Expressing Sectarian Supremacy

Sevco - Utterly Pathetic Rangers Erses Masquerading As Closet Yams

[snooky]

Sevco - Utterly Pathetic Rangers Erses Masquerading As Closet Yams

Yon Allan's My Superhero

[Hiber-nation]

Yon Allan's My Superhero

Snooky Utters Perfect Eulogy Regarding Hibs Entertainer, Revering Overwhelmingly

[snooky]

Snooky Utters Perfect Eulogy Regarding Hibs Entertainer, Revering Overwhelmingly

Okay, Very Eager Responder Will Hatch Elementary Line. Mind, I'm No Great Literary Yogi. :wink:

[Bunter]

This Reclusive Etymologist Makes Eminently Naughty Dotty Oldies Ululate Shrilly, Lustfully Yelling
You know it.:greengrin

Okay, Very Eager Responder Will Hatch Elementary Line. Mind, I'm No Great Literary Yogi. :wink:
Yellowing Orifice's Grossly Indecent.

[Hiber-nation]

You know it.:greengrin

Yellowing Orifice's Grossly Indecent.

It's Nice Dirty Etymological Chief's Entering Normal Territory

[Bunter]

It's Nice Dirty Etymological Chief's Entering Normal Territory
Trumpeting Erotic, Risqué Riddles Is Testimony Of Rotund Yodeller.

[Hiber-nation]

Trumpeting Erotic, Risqué Riddles Is Testimony Of Rotund Yodeller.

You Often Draft Exceptionally Lewd Lines, Encouraging Randiness

[snooky]

You Often Draft Exceptionally Lewd Lines, Encouraging Randiness

Relishing A New Direction, I Now Expect Sweet Success.

[Hiber-nation]

Relishing A New Direction, I Now Expect Sweet Success.

Stubbsy Understands Championship Conquest, Envisaging Sensational Season

[Bunter]

Stubbsy Understands Championship Conquest, Envisaging Sensational Season
Sensual Etymology Always Sends Onanists Narcoleptic.

[snooky]

Sensual Etymology Always Sends Onanists Narcoleptic.

Need Allan Reinforcing Commitment Or Lamentably Expect Possible Transfer Is Contemplated

[Hiber-nation]

Need Allan Reinforcing Commitment Or Lamentably Expect Possible Transfer Is Contemplated

Counting On Never Transferring Excellent Midfield Players Like Allan Transcends Expectations Drastically

[Off the bar]

Counting On Never Transferring Excellent Midfield Players Like Allan Transcends Expectations Drastically

Dreams Remain As Seasons Turn Incrementally Crapper. Any Lessons Learnt Yet?

[snooky]

Dreams Remain As Seasons Turn Incrementally Crapper. Any Lessons Learnt Yet?

Yep - Entertainment Topmost.

[Off the bar]

Yep - Entertainment Topmost.

Team Of Partick Mascots Overrun Small Town

[snooky]

Team Of Partick Mascots Overrun Small Town

.... Terrorising Our Weegie Neighbours.

[Off the bar]

.... Terrorising Our Weegie Neighbours.

Nightly Entertainment In Gorgie Has Boys (Often Underage) Recoiling Stunned

[Hiber-nation]

Nightly Entertainment In Gorgie Has Boys (Often Underage) Recoiling Stunned

Sordid Tale Underlines Nauseous Neighbours - Edinburgh's Disgrace

[Mr White]

Sordid Tale Underlines Nauseous Neighbours - Edinburgh's Disgrace

Debt Ignoring, Sister Groping, Rat And Cockroach Eaters.

[Hiber-nation]

Debt Ignoring, Sister Groping, Rat And Cockroach Eaters.

:tee hee:

Eminent Acronymist Teases Execrable Rancid Scarf-twirlers

[snooky]

:tee hee:

Eminent Acronymist Teases Execrable Rancid Scarf-twirlers

Some Chavs Always Ruin Fun. They Will Inevitably Reduce Levelheaded Easter Road Support

[Hiber-nation]

Some Chavs Always Ruin Fun. They Will Inevitably Reduce Levelheaded Easter Road Support

Snooky Utters Perfect Prose Often, Reinforcing Thread

[Off the bar]

Snooky Utters Perfect Prose Often, Reinforcing Thread

Two Headed Reindeer Eats Another Dwarf

[snooky]

Two Headed Reindeer Eats Another Dwarf

Don't We Adore Rangers Fans :greengrin

[Off the bar]

Don't We Adore Rangers Fans :greengrin

Football Aficionados Neglect Sevco

[Hiber-nation]

Football Aficionados Neglect Sevco

Satan's Eleven - Vile Corrupt Organisation

[snooky]

Satan's Eleven - Vile Corrupt Organisation

On Repayments, Greeks Are Not Intending Settling Accounts. Tapping Is Over Now.

[Off the bar]

On Repayments, Greeks Are Not Intending Settling Accounts. Tapping Is Over Now.

No Options Withheld

[Bunter]

No Options Withheld
Withered Inuit Thrusts Half Hand Erratically, Losing Dermis.

[Hiber-nation]

Withered Inuit Thrusts Half Hand Erratically, Losing Dermis.

He's back again!!

Doey Eyed Rampant Matures Invite Swingers

[Off the bar]

He's back again!!

Doey Eyed Rampant Matures Invite Swingers

So What If Nanas Generation Enjoy Random ****ging?

[snooky]

So What If Nanas Generation Enjoy Random ****ging?

Solving Hoxtonhibby's Asterisk Guessing Game Is Naughty Gamble

[Off the bar]

Solving Hoxtonhibby's Asterisk Guessing Game Is Naughty Gamble

Guessed Accurately! Mostly By Luck Exasperatingly

[Hiber-nation]

Guessed Accurately! Mostly By Luck Exasperatingly

Excellent Xylophonist And Superb Pianist's Exquisite Rhythm Adds To Incredibly Neat Guitar Licks. Yeah!! :rockin:

[snooky]

Excellent Xylophonist And Superb Pianist's Exquisite Rhythm Adds To Incredibly Neat Guitar Licks. Yeah!! :rockin:

Yams Expecting A Humping?

[Off the bar]

Yams Expecting A Humping?

Hearts Undergo Mythical Pumping In Nauseating Gorgie 0-7!

[Hiber-nation]

Hearts Undergo Mythical Pumping In Nauseating Gorgie 0-7!

Grotesquely Odious Residents Generally Inbreed Endlessly

[snooky]

Grotesquely Odious Residents Generally Inbreed Endlessly

Each New Day Lies Expounded Suggesting Scots Lousy Yaupers.

[Hiber-nation]

Each New Day Lies Expounded Suggesting Scots Lousy Yaupers.

Your Acronym Usefully Provided Enlightenment Regarding Scotland

[Off the bar]

Your Acronym Usefully Provided Enlightenment Regarding Scotland

Superb Country Only Tiny Letdown Annoyingly Normally Drizzling

[Hiber-nation]

Superb Country Only Tiny Letdown Annoyingly Normally Drizzling

Do Rather Intelligent Zealous Zoologists Like Inbreeding Namibian Giraffes?

[Off the bar]

Geneticists Insanely Rearrange Animals, Fish, Fox & Elephant Splice

[Hiber-nation]

Geneticists Insanely Rearrange Animals, Fish, Fox & Elephant Splice

Spasmodically, Pandas Like Intercourse, Creating Exiguously

[snooky]

Spasmodically, Pandas Like Intercourse, Creating Exiguously

Expertly X-breeding Intelligent Genes Usually Overcomes Ugly Syndrome (Like Yamboman)

[Off the bar]

Expertly X-breeding Intelligent Genes Usually Overcomes Ugly Syndrome (Like Yamboman)

You Are Massive Boyd, Obese! Morbidly! And Neanderthal

[Hiber-nation]

You Are Massive Boyd, Obese! Morbidly! And Neanderthal

Nade's Enormous Appetite Neccesitates Devouring Elephants. Roly-poly Tubby Heavy Arsed Lump

[snooky]

Nade's Enormous Appetite Neccesitates Devouring Elephants. Roly-poly Tubby Heavy Arsed Lump .......

..... Loves Uncooked Mince Pies

[Hiber-nation]

..... Loves Uncooked Mince Pies

Poisoning Is Excellent Solution.

[Bunter]

Poisoning Is Excellent Solution.
Stinky Orifice Lubricated Unusually Through Insertion Of Nightstick.

[snooky]

Stinky Orifice Lubricated Unusually Through Insertion Of Nightstick.

Numpties In Gorgie Have Thick Skulls. These Imbeciles Called Knobheads.

[Hiber-nation]

Numpties In Gorgie Have Thick Skulls. These Imbeciles Called Knobheads.

Kirkcaldy's Not Obviously Braw, Having Exceptionally Average Dull Scenery

[Off the bar]

Kirkcaldy's Not Obviously Braw, Having Exceptionally Average Dull Scenery

Share Certificates? Eh No, Easily Ridiculed Yambos

[Scouse Hibee]

Share Certificates? Eh No, Easily Ridiculed Yambos

You always meet bams on steroids

[Mr White]

You always meet bams on steroids

Scouse Thieves Enjoy Removing Objects Indiscriminately. Dirty Scoundrels :greengrin

[snooky]

Scouse Thieves Enjoy Removing Objects Indiscriminately. Dirty Scoundrels :greengrin

Somethings Can Often Uplift Non-functional Days. Relevant Example : Leith Sunshine

[Off the bar]

Somethings Can Often Uplift Non-functional Days. Relevant Example : Leith Sunshine

Snooky Utters No Sense, He's Imbibed Neat Ethanol

[snooky]

Snooky Utters No Sense, He's Imbibed Neat Ethanol

Evident That Hoxtonhibby Absorbs No Omnipotent Liquour :greengrin

[Hiber-nation]

Evident That Hoxtonhibby Absorbs No Omnipotent Liquour :greengrin

Lager Is Quaffed Unstintingly On Unruly Razzle