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  1. 13-06-2024 09:14 PM #1291
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    Been rain forecast but clear skies all day. So I asked my siri, “surely it’s not going to rain today?”

    Siri replied “It is not going to rain today. And don’t call me Shirley”

    It was then I realised I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
    Ha ha
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  2. 14-06-2024 09:22 AM #1292
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Is this some kind of joke?
    I believe you need to channel your inner Leslie Neilson for it to be so…
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  3. 14-06-2024 09:30 AM #1293
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeeRussell View Post
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    Been rain forecast but clear skies all day. So I asked my siri, “surely it’s not going to rain today?”

    Siri replied “It is not going to rain today. And don’t call me Shirley”

    It was then I realised I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
    Brilliant
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  4. 15-06-2024 08:43 PM #1294
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyeSloan View Post
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    I believe you need to channel your inner Leslie Neilson for it to be so…
    Sorry, but you whooshed...
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  5. 16-06-2024 02:31 AM #1295
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Sorry, but you whooshed...
    Aye I kind of knew that as soon as I posted it.

    Immediate thought was I’m sure the radge got that, I’m sure he was doubling down on the many decades ago humour…

    But I really couldn’t be ersed deleting or changing it so resigned myself to taking a good whooshed straight to the napper
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  6. 17-06-2024 03:08 PM #1296
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    Had a job interview the other day and got asked if I can perform under pressure?

    I said no but I know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.
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  7. 12-07-2024 06:26 PM #1297
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    The 80’s singer Yazz just got fired from her job.

    She was never going to make it as a lift attendant.


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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  8. 19-07-2024 12:00 PM #1298
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    What do you call a group of witches in a jacuzzi?

    A self cleaning coven.
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  9. 19-07-2024 04:52 PM #1299
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    Quote Originally Posted by AltheHibby View Post
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    What do you call a group of witches in a jacuzzi? A self cleaning coven.
    More a question than a joke, but...

    If witches can fly on a broomstick, why do I have to drive my missus to the shops?
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  10. 19-07-2024 06:07 PM #1300
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    More a question than a joke, but...

    If witches can fly on a broomstick, why do I have to drive my missus to the shops?
    Just in case either of our wives reads this, I w8sh to distance myself from your reply!
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  11. 19-07-2024 08:22 PM #1301
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    Quote Originally Posted by AltheHibby View Post
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    Just in case either of our wives reads this, I w8sh to distance myself from your reply!
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  12. 31-07-2024 08:12 PM #1302
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    In the capital of Ethiopia there is a famous nightclub sponsored by an equally famous sports brand that plays only music from Sweden's most popular band.

    It's Addis Ababa's Adidas Abba bar.

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  13. 31-07-2024 08:31 PM #1303
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    Quote Originally Posted by weedgiehibbie View Post
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    In the capital of Ethiopia there is a famous nightclub sponsored by an equally famous sports brand that plays only music from Sweden's most popular band.

    It's Addis Ababa's Adidas Abba bar.

    Aha!

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  14. 02-08-2024 10:32 AM #1304
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    Gallons, litres, pints and cubic meters!

    I know this won't mean much to most folks but it speaks volumes to me.
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  15. 02-08-2024 05:07 PM #1305
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    "Did David Hasslehoff really change his name to "Hoff"?"

    "Yes, it was less hassle that way."
    Buy nothing online unless you check for free cashback here first. I've already earned £2,389.68!


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  16. 02-08-2024 07:01 PM #1306
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    Just bought 50 litres of Tippex………Big Mistake!
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  17. 26-08-2024 03:24 PM #1307
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    Three chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem more American.
    Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck, and Fu got sent back to China.
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  18. 26-08-2024 03:56 PM #1308
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    B.N.A.G.. to me that's bang out of order.
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  19. 26-08-2024 08:24 PM #1309
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    Went n a date witha dentist this weekend.

    Went well.

    She wants to see me again in 6 months time
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  20. 27-08-2024 12:43 PM #1310
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    What's Everton and Jermaine jenas got in common?

    Neither will be on match of the day next season.
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  21. 27-08-2024 03:44 PM #1311
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    My mate has a bad stutter, by the time he told us his Nana had passed we were all singing Hey Jude
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    A group of men kicked in my door today, demanding to know my favourite vegetable.
    I wasn't expecting the Spinach Inquisition!!!
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  23. 10-09-2024 05:22 AM #1313
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    Just seen a French footballer playing video games.

    It was Thierry on Wii.


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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  24. 28-09-2024 12:24 PM #1314
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    I thought I'd got lucky at B&Q today.


    I asked one of the female employees where the painting and decorating sections were and she said "Aisle B, C 'n U"

    So I replied, "oh lovely, just say where and when and I'll be there"
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  25. 28-09-2024 01:09 PM #1315
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    My grandfather was a soldier during WW2, seemingly he had the heart of a lion, banned from Edinburgh Zoo though.
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  26. 21-11-2024 02:45 PM #1316
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    A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in Liverpool.

    Police have said the road will be closed for about five minutes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridge hibs View Post
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    A lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in Liverpool.

    Police have said the road will be closed for about five minutes!

    ScouseHibee will be ragin' at that.






    Though mostly because he wasn't there.
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  28. 22-11-2024 04:07 PM #1318
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    ScouseHibee will be ragin' at that.






    Though mostly because he wasn't there.
    Sorry Scouse 😃
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  29. 22-11-2024 04:57 PM #1319
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_M View Post
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    ScouseHibee will be ragin' at that.






    Though mostly because he wasn't there.
    😡FFS I’m in that neck of the woods just now, missed out again!
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  30. 22-11-2024 04:57 PM #1320
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridge hibs View Post
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    Sorry Scouse 😃
    😂
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