An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman all meet up at the World Cup in Quatar, why was the Scotsman there?
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05-12-2022 12:33 AM #1051
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05-12-2022 03:52 AM #1052This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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05-12-2022 06:43 AM #1053This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThere is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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05-12-2022 12:13 PM #1055This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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05-12-2022 01:31 PM #1056
A man's in the ocean and about to drown when a boat passes and the captain said " do you need help" the man said " no, God will save me". Another boat passes and again he's asked if he needs help, the man said again "no, God will save me", the boat sails on. The man finally drowned and went to heaven, there he meets God and he asks him why he didn't save him, God says "I sent you 2 boats ffs you dummy"
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17-12-2022 05:18 PM #1057
Went down to the bank today and the woman behind counter suddenly started singing 'Downtown'.
I thought to myself that's a Peculiar Clerk.
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18-12-2022 10:12 AM #1060This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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20-12-2022 01:53 PM #1062
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20-12-2022 01:55 PM #1063This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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20-12-2022 05:48 PM #1064
What's the most popular Wine at Christmas?
"Aw, naw, not more Brussel Sprouts!"
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29-12-2022 03:17 PM #1065
I bought a Russian advent calendar; every time you open a window an oligarch falls out of it.
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29-12-2022 04:05 PM #1066
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31-12-2022 03:34 PM #1067
Went to buy a Xmas tree and the guy said are you putting it up yourself, I said no, I'm putting it in the living room.
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06-01-2023 06:34 AM #1068
It’s been three years since I left my quite frankly terrifying ex who was obsessed with Robbie Williams. In a new relationship now and never been happier.
Helen’s gone and Heather’s here, there’s nothing left for me to fear.
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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06-01-2023 08:51 AM #1069
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06-01-2023 07:46 PM #1070
We have a 99 year old man in our darts team so as a surprise we are going to fulfill his wish by spending his century birthday in the Caribbean.
He'll be 100 in Haiti
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21-01-2023 07:56 PM #1071
What's the difference between a casual dress party and a pirate sex party?
One you come as you are, the other you arrrrr as you come.
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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22-01-2023 02:30 PM #1072
I went to a club last night. They played The twist, I did the twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out.
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04-02-2023 05:37 PM #1073
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Russell Crowe and Sheryl Crow walks into a bar.
The bartender calls 911 and says, "I'd like to report an attempted murder."
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04-02-2023 05:55 PM #1074This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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04-02-2023 06:43 PM #1075
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08-02-2023 11:37 PM #1076
Ego and super-ego walk into a bar.
Barman says “Whoa, I’m going to need to see some id “There's only one thing better than a Hibs calendar and that's two Hibs calendars
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25-02-2023 09:48 AM #1077
I found work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone got really surprised when I told them I was actually a doctor.
Nobody expects the spa niche ink physician.
Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction
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26-02-2023 12:26 AM #1078
Last year I made a plan to sail around the world in the worlds smallest ship but, I bottled it.
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02-03-2023 08:33 PM #1079
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Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar,
followed by Batman…
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02-03-2023 10:34 PM #1080This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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