Tories are lying *******s (warning may contain traces of Tory)

[lapsedhibee]

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What he does is a JOB? They actually give him money and a title to do what he's been doing?

Piecework presumably. Paid by the number of times he says 'divisive', irrespective of context or relevance.

[Moulin Yarns]

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What he does is a JOB? They actually give him money and a title to do what he's been doing? F*** me.

I wonder what his key objectives are, Can't just be standing about in a tank looking like Man at C&A's.

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I imagine his constituents want him to get on with the day job at Westminster rather than go galavanting round the country with Ruth and a tank.

[Bostonhibby]

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I imagine his constituents want him to get on with the day job at Westminster rather than go galavanting round the country with Ruth and a tank.

Suppose they've got what they voted for.

It's the tank I feel sorry for here.

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[ballengeich]

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so, what is the psychology behind this, bearing in mind Baroness Windbag also enjoys photoshoots sitting on highland cattle as well

It's an advertisement for a BBC comedy show. The main character is called Gary.

[Hibrandenburg]

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It's an advertisement for a BBC comedy show. The main character is called Gary.

Nicola will have to hike her dress up and straddle a nuke if she wants to stay in the game.

[Bostonhibby]

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Nicola will have to hike her dress up and straddle a nuke if she wants to stay in the game.

Couldn't we get Rooth astride a submarine somewhere?

A couple of fathoms below should do it but you'd probably still be able to hear her.

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[Hibrandenburg]

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Couldn't we get Rooth astride a submarine somewhere?

A couple of fathoms below should do it but you'd probably still be able to hear her.

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God no, think of the marine life.

[Bostonhibby]

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God no, think of the marine life.

I see what you mean, easily confused with a giant sea cucumber.

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[cabbageandribs1875]

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Couldn't we get Rooth astride a submarine somewhere?

A couple of fathoms below should do it but you'd probably still be able to hear her.

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it would be fantastic watching her sit on a dummy trident missle launched from the bottom of the sea, but anyway....she also loves PR photos of her sitting on poor cattle for some bizarre reason

[hibsbollah]

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it would be fantastic watching her sit on a dummy trident missle launched from the bottom of the sea, but anyway....she also loves PR photos of her sitting on poor cattle for some bizarre reason

She’s got the horn

[Bostonhibby]

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it would be fantastic watching her sit on a dummy trident missle launched from the bottom of the sea, but anyway....she also loves PR photos of her sitting on poor cattle for some bizarre reason

I can feel a caption competition coming on.

Large coo, photographed in unnatural pose.

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[lapsedhibee]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-b1825022.html

[Kato]

https://twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mogg/...82670338998276


The nick of that drip. Could be the biggest hypocrite alive.

[Jack]

Borrowed from Facebook. I'll give it back later lol

Reportedly...

1987, Johnson marries Allegra Mostyn-Owen
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April 1993, Johnson’s first marriage annulled

8th May 1993, only two weeks after first marriage ended, Johnson marries Marina Wheeler who is already 8 months pregnant.

12 June 1993 Johnson and Wheeler’s daughter Lara Lettice is born.
1995, son Milo Arthur born.
1997, daughter Cassia Peaches born.
1999, son Theodore Apollo born.

In 2000 to 2004, his four kids aged between less than one year old and until his eldest was eleven, Johnson has a four-year affair with Spectator columnist Perronella Wyatt whilst he was editor resulting in her having a miscarriage and also an abortion.

April 2006, still a married father of four, Johnson has an affair with Guardian journalist Anna Fazackerley and under suspicion of such then gives her a job.

2009, Johnson now fathers an extramarital daughter with arts consultant Helen Macintyre.

2012, still married and with four children to Marina Wheeler, a miscarriage and abortion for Perronella Wyatt, an extramarital daughter with Helen Macintyre, and an extramarital affair with Anna Fazackerley, Johnson now begins a 4-year sexual relationship with Jennifer Arcuri

2013, Court of Appeal discharges an injunction which had been brought by Johnson to ban the reporting of the very existence of his daughter with Macintyre, with the judge stating that the public had a right to know about Johnson’s “reckless” behaviour.

2016, 4-year sexual relationship with Jennifer Arcuri ends. Johnson now being investigated for handing her large amounts of taxpayer’s money, lucrative contracts and taking her on paid official trips.

2018, still somehow married to Marina Wheeler, Johnson begins an affair with Carrie Symonds.

September 2018, confirmation by Johnson and Marina Wheeler of separation in July 2018, after 25 years of marriage and four children together. Although it’s reported his children no longer wish to speak to him.

2019, Johnson and Symonds move in together. Police get called to their flat by neighbours upon hearing screams.

August 2019, Johnson’s wife, Marina Wheeler, confirmed she’s in remission after she’d been ‘distracted from getting check-ups’ and had, since being diagnosed with cervical cancer in early 2019, undergone two surgical operations.

Late 2019, Johnson and Symonds get engaged.

12th December 2019, Johnson elected with a majority. Johnson and Symonds move into 10 Downing Street.

February 2020, financial settlement reached between Johnson and Wheeler.

29th April 2020, Carrie Symonds gives birth to Wilfred.

November 2020, Johnson and Marina Wheeler’s divorce is finalised.

March 2021, American Jennifer Arcuri confirms to the media that her sexual affair with Johnson ran from 2012 to 2016.

[cabbageandribs1875]

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Late 2019, Johnson and Symonds get engaged.

12th December 2019, Johnson elected with a majority. Johnson and Symonds move into 10 Downing Street.

February 2020, financial settlement reached between Johnson and Wheeler.

29th April 2020, Carrie Symonds gives birth to Wilfred.

November 2020, Johnson and Marina Wheeler’s divorce is finalised.

March 2021, American Jennifer Arcuri confirms to the media that her sexual affair with Johnson ran from 2012 to 2016.

i'm still trying to work out what Symonds is all about, she knows he's a "love" cheat, she arguably is intelligent, so why does she think she will be the one to change probably the most disloyal ******d in politics ?

[cabbageandribs1875]

tories are truly repugnant

[Future17]

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tories are truly repugnant

She's not been in that role for over a year. Not that they're not repugnant, but they're not currently repugnant on that point.

[cabbageandribs1875]

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She's not been in that role for over a year. Not that they're not repugnant, but they're not currently repugnant on that point.

i did actually check the date beforehand this time, 2019 i maybe should have used Dido Harding's £37B funding, and anyone wanting to complain could do so to John Penrose, the government's anti-corruption champion



Dido's husband

[660]

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Looks like the world’s crappest superhero.


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Is it a bird is it a plane no it’s Linesman

[Stick]

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Nicola will have to hike her dress up and straddle a nuke if she wants to stay in the game.

A quick glance at that and misread it as straddle nude. Immediately had a vision and blacked out, just come too and still feel ill.

[CropleyWasGod]

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A quick glance at that and misread it as straddle nude. Immediately had a vision and blacked out, just come too and still feel ill.

"Come to", Shirley?

Otherwise, TMI.

[lapsedhibee]

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"Come to", Shirley?

Otherwise, TMI.

[Stick]

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"Come to", Shirley?

Otherwise, TMI.

Oops
Hope it’s not subliminal, or I’ll have to kill myself
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[Future17]

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"Come to", Shirley?

Otherwise, TMI.

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[Hibrandenburg]

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A quick glance at that and misread it as straddle nude. Immediately had a vision and blacked out, just come too and still feel ill.

Sounds like a case of wishful thinking.

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[Bostonhibby]

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Theres people who would pay good money to be blocked by Galloway.

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[SHODAN]

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Nature bill is as follows:

Independence is bad... Uh... For NATURE! It's not happening, so nature is saved. Like the Union!

Also we'll give £500M to some Etonian to develop a spreadsheet that asks donors very kindly not to chop down 0.1% of their intended forests.

That's it.