The generic Hearts thread

[Aldo]

Tick tick tick tock..... any news on Dundee vote yet?


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[lucky]

It’s amusing look at what they are saying, delusional doesn’t come close but surely the best one has to be the clubs voting no should threaten a breakaway league. FFS they would leave to play Rangers, Thistle, Stranraer, ICT, Falkirk and Edinburgh City. I always thought that a collection of hearts fans lowered the collective intellect but Keekback is something else

[Bostonhibby]

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Time for a virtual bake sale.

Put me down for a battenburg or one of their fondant fancies

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[Rumble de Thump]

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It’s amusing look at what they are saying, delusional doesn’t come close but surely the best one has to be the clubs voting no should threaten a breakaway league. FFS they would leave to play Rangers, Thistle, Stranraer, ICT, Falkirk and Edinburgh City. I always thought that a collection of hearts fans lowered the collective intellect but Keekback is something else

Hearts would struggle in that league...what would they get relegated to?

[norhfc]

I dont often go over there but I did today, its comedy gold. The TV documentary thread is class and to be fair there are a few wanting them to bin it. Even the die hards are starting to realise their club is in a state and dont want them to hang the dirty washing in public, and theres plenty of it.

Cant wait myself, can see a second season being lined up in the not to distant future.

[The 90+2]

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Put me down for a battenburg or one of their fondant fancies

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Another example of doing anything for a bag of cash, including putting the away kits in a colour of the benefactors. Sporting integrity and all that though eh?

Hearts will do anything for bundles or cash or a sporting advantage. Dundee should remember when hearts went into admin right after the season ended relegating Dundee.

Some sporting integrity there, Dundee players and staff losing jobs and millions through their cheating. That’s even before the creditors bumped through admin.

No it’s all not fair and the world is out to get them? Despise the fannies.

[The 90+2]

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I dont often go over there but I did today, its comedy gold. The TV documentary thread is class and to be fair there are a few wanting them to bin it. Even the die hards are starting to realise their club is in a state and dont want them to hang the dirty washing in public, and theres plenty of it.

Cant wait myself, can see a second season being lined up in the not to distant future.

They will have taken a forward payment for it to pay for Glen Whelans contract.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Meanwhile - a startling discovery made at Tynecastle... ;)

https://bbc.in/2XvDPqX

[we are hibs]

Hearts season tickets on sale. Guarenteed a ticket for the semi final if you buy one 🤔

[hibbyfraelibby]

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Hearts season tickets on sale. Guarenteed a ticket for the semi final if you buy one 🤔

Ah but which Semi-Final? The Petrfac or the Challenge one?

Just a wee observation that sounds like a fire sale begging letter with all its discounts and hedged bets and pleas for funds.

[CraigHibee]

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Great reminder, I'd forgotten about Avdjaj, he's doing a brilliant job of covering both the Martin & Vanacek roles, hopefully on double the salary as well.

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After signing for Hearts, Avdijaj said "There is no country, no city in the world where I don't score [a goal]. I score everywhere." Two days later, he made his debut for Hearts in a goalless draw against Ross County.

tell me Avdijaj, how's that working out for you son?

[Joe6-2]

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Put me down for a battenburg or one of their fondant fancies

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Funny it has the word ‘cookie’ over it on pic!

[we are hibs]

https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/arti...ts-now-on-sale


"Edinburgh's oldest football club" is now apparently a brag. I suppose they cant mention being Edinburgh's only top flight representative unlike some ��

[Billy Whizz]

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Hearts season tickets on sale. Guarenteed a ticket for the semi final if you buy one 🤔

10% reduction across the board, wonder what they know, that we don’t

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

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Hearts season tickets on sale. Guarenteed a ticket for the semi final if you buy one

Getting in there whilst seethe levels are high and the siege mentality has kicked in before they all remember that it’s actually 100% their own fault

[jacomo]

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https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/arti...ts-now-on-sale


"Edinburgh's oldest football club" is now apparently a brag. I suppose they cant mention being Edinburgh's only top flight representative unlike some ��

Is that them having yet another dig at us?

Yes you fools - we produced a smart video voiced by Dougray Scott for our season ticket campaign. Get over it.

[NthCarolinaHibs]

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Hearts season tickets on sale. Guarenteed a ticket for the semi final if you buy one 🤔

Have there been 400,000 extra seats put in at Hampden..

[tamig]

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Hearts season tickets on sale. Guarenteed a ticket for the semi final if you buy one 🤔

Chuck in a share certificate for good measure.

[Garymcl]

Said ‘this earlier but will repeat guaranteed if they are relegated by spfl it will be whole worlds against us scenario and guaranteed will be another call to arms with big season ticket sales watch this space

[Rumble de Thump]

Anyone who contineus to chuck money at such a shambles of a club is part of the problem. They need to take responsibility for their own club instead of blaming everyone else. It's been rediculously mismanaged and they've enjoyed every minute of it.

[Springbank]

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Hearts BBC fly on the wall documentary:

Levein sacked but not leaving
MacPhee sacked but not leaving
Souttar for Man City
Budge bullying players to take pay cuts
Players Union standing up for the players
Hickey to Man City
Players refuse to take a pay cut (we presume)
Your Daniel
Stendelpress 0 Martin Boyle 2
Spending money you dont have on Boyce & Avdjaj
"He scores in every city he visits"
Avdjaj falling over instead of shooting in Perth
"Beat St Mirren to start climbing the table"
St Mirren 1 Hearts 0
Boooooooo's
2 nil down to Hamilton
Failing to beat Hamilton with 70mins of 11v10
Boyce still picking up £6k per week
An escalator into a wall
A castle view terrace with no castle view
A shan stand that's 100% over-budget & not finished
Craig Levein in charge of the medical dept

Then relegated by Dundee, after losing to St Mirren (all the ghosts of 86), following a badly administered vote by the spfl.

That's before we cover numerous statements from Ann Budge, and then last weekend's very public & very naive/credulous admission of collusion by ICT's Scot Gardiner. The collusion to fix the spfl vote in hearts favour failed...

That's going to win an oscar..

I forgot about "dont you dare look up, dont you fxxxing dare. He looked up. WHAT TF ARE YOU LOOKING AT???"

[EI255]

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Said ‘this earlier but will repeat guaranteed if they are relegated by spfl it will be whole worlds against us scenario and guaranteed will be another call to arms with big season ticket sales watch this space

100%

Every one who does so would be deluded though.

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[roo62]

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100%

Every one who does so would be deluded though.

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I am not sure. If they are relegated, once the dust settles I think the mood will turn to anger around Budge and Levein

[snedzuk]

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I forgot about "dont you dare look up, dont you fxxxing dare. He looked up. WHAT TF ARE YOU LOOKING AT???"

golf cart intruding into Berra interview - I wonder what he's making of this

[Bishop Hibee]

Article in the EEN re the Hearts doc dated 20th January ends ”The on-air date won't be announced until the season has been completed.” Out soon then 😀

[thegaffer12]

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I read an article a couple of days ago from the producer saying that they were still filming within Tynecastle and maintaining social distancing. He couldn’t give a date for it to be released.

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[jax67]

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Hearts BBC fly on the wall documentary:

Levein sacked but not leaving
MacPhee sacked but not leaving
Souttar for Man City
Budge bullying players to take pay cuts
Players Union standing up for the players
Hickey to Man City
Players refuse to take a pay cut (we presume)
Your Daniel
Stendelpress 0 Martin Boyle 2
Spending money you dont have on Boyce & Avdjaj
"He scores in every city he visits"
Avdjaj falling over instead of shooting in Perth
"Beat St Mirren to start climbing the table"
St Mirren 1 Hearts 0
Boooooooo's
2 nil down to Hamilton
Failing to beat Hamilton with 70mins of 11v10
Boyce still picking up £6k per week
An escalator into a wall
A castle view terrace with no castle view
A shan stand that's 100% over-budget & not finished
Craig Levein in charge of the medical dept

Then relegated by Dundee, after losing to St Mirren (all the ghosts of 86), following a badly administered vote by the spfl.

That's before we cover numerous statements from Ann Budge, and then last weekend's very public & very naive/credulous admission of collusion by ICT's Scot Gardiner. The collusion to fix the spfl vote in hearts favour failed...

That's going to win an oscar..

Rolf Harris to play levein in the movie.
Joan Collins to play budge.
Andy Serkis is the only man that could play Austin feckme.
Brenda Gleeson as Boyce.
Lee Majors to play Naiseys knees.
What a cast.

[Joe6-2]

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Rolf Harris to play levein in the movie.
Joan Collins to play budge.
Andy Serkis is the only man that could play Austin feckme.
Brenda Gleeson as Boyce.
Lee Majors to play Naiseys knees.
What a cast.

Genuine laugh out loud

[Jack]

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10% reduction across the board, wonder what they know, that we don’t

We all knew they were overpriced last season. A couple of jambos I know, out of not very many admittedly, objected to what they were asking last season and didn't renew.

[CapitalGreen]

Interested to see what games are excluded from their category B season ticket in the Championship 😂😂😂😂