The generic Hearts thread

[BILLYHIBS]

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He, Murray, did for his club what any one of us would do for Hibs. And at the start it all looked very good for them, goodwill all around jamboland. Millionaire saviour, 1,000s pumping in cash, lots of nice cakes to eat, chips.

I've thought for a while though that Budge has been like a rich kid in a sweetie shop. A fairly basic stand all of a sudden had bits and pieces added, some stuff at the last minute - that costs loads. But she didn't care cause she's got loadsamonry. As a jambo besotted with Harry Potter he was an automatic choice.

I think Murray saw the cluster**** on the horizon and bailed out.

He's still a twat.

Did someone say chips?

[Sioux]

Our pink chums are now suggesting that because Hibs are selling season tickets now, we will have spent next season's money before next season!

Have they not been paying attention?

[cocteautwin]

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Dan speaks to Sky

https://twitter.com/ScotlandSky/stat...269751297?s=20

I'll eat my hat if he comes back to Hearts. He's gone.

[HoboHarry]

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I'll eat my hat if he comes back to Hearts. He's gone.

I genuinely couldn't tell if he is normally that incoherent or if he had been drinking. Based on the many Germans I've known over the years, his English is spectacularly poor especially given the fact he has spent time in the UK.

[CloudSquall]

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Dan speaks to Sky

https://twitter.com/ScotlandSky/stat...269751297?s=20

The video plays like he finally accessed PornHub's free week of premium access on his mobile and he can't be arsed with whatever is on his PC's screen in front of him.

[I'm_cabbaged]

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The video plays like he finally accessed PornHub's free week of premium access on his mobile and he can't be arsed with whatever is on his PC's screen in front of him.

Free week you say??!!!! No wonder the jigsaw is untouched, and here was I thinking that he couldn’t complete an eleven piece jigsaw, never mi d that one!!!

[Springbank]

Here is a link to the article - mentioned above - the lawyer who has taken the view, that any club that tries to suspend player contracts using Clause 12 can be taken to FIFA by the player, and FIFA could 'hammer' the club, with a hefty fine and a transfer ban.

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/scott...83334704387756

[Viva_Palmeiras]

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The video plays like he finally accessed PornHub's free week of premium access on his mobile and he can't be arsed with whatever is on his PC's screen in front of him.

Sounded like a man defeated and a bit broken. I really can fathom what they ever saw in him and I always try to look for the good in people - he’s just excruciating to watch someone needs to put him out of his misery.

Did he do his iHearts nterview over webchat?

[jacomo]

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I'll eat my hat if he comes back to Hearts. He's gone.

Contract Klaus will swing into action.

Hearts acting like a club who know the season is over and they are down, regardless of the bluster coming out of Budge’s gob.

[KingPat4]

Daniel looks and sounds completely pished.

[hibbyfraelibby]

Statement issued on 01/04/20 by an esteemed doctor

"Dear Players,

Due to some on problems with our on-line banking platform fund transfer functionality your pay cheques are in the post."

[Bostonhibby]

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Daniel looks and sounds completely pished.

Locked down with a litre of Cinzano, a Watneys red barrel party size and a gross of prawn cocktail crisps.

What you can't hear is Agadoo blaring out in the background.

No wonder he's struggling with the jigsaw, it's the Tynecastle megastand edition and there's half a dozen bits missing.

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[blackpoolhibs]

He thinks its a jigsaw, its just spilt cornflakes.

[Bostonhibby]

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He thinks its a jigsaw, its just spilt cornflakes.

Did laugh out loud there.

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[.Sean.]

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Hearts fans have a long and proud history of demonstrating against owners when things go awry.

They turned on Mercer when he stopped spending cash that they never had in the first place and long standing debts were catching up with him.

They attacked the team bus when the Pie-Man errm, stopped spending cash that they never had in the first place and long standing debts were catching up with him.

One of them kicked a hat once when a Lithuanian based Russian money launderer was putting them through more spin cycles than the Waltzers at Fun City. Made him think twice.

That tradition continues today, the owner they once hailed as the shrewdest, most business savvy operator in Scottish Football is now being called out as a, quote, "daft, slavering, brainless auld bat" across social media. This about turn comes after watching £28M+ raised through external sources being squandered on a squad fit for the drop and a brand new rust bucket of a stand.

They're a switched on bunch when it comes to monitoring their owners.

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Pure poetry

[Joe6-2]

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Daniel looks and sounds completely pished.

I don’t mean to be cruel as I don’t speak any other languages, but wtf is he saying? Should be subtitles!

[jacomo]

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Statement issued on 01/04/20 by an esteemed doctor

"Dear Players,

Due to some on problems with our on-line banking platform fund transfer functionality your pay cheques are in the post."

Next week’s statement:

“Once again I feel the need to address ill-informed speculation in the media. Hearts are not in financial distress. The simple fact is, I forgot to sign the cheques! I’ve asked the players to send them back to me so that I can sign them ASAP - although, knowing me, I will probably forget to check the post!”

[MrSmith]

Just heard on BBC Radio Scotland that Hearts players have until 5pm today to accept the cut.

[147lothian]

Jurgin Doon's list of new recruits for the championship campaign

The leak could be Potter or Miss Lovelace

Pugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb

[Aldo]

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Just heard on BBC Radio Scotland that Hearts players have until 5pm today to accept the cut.

Ultimatums, threats and the rest. All very classy!


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[Barney McGrew]

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Jurgin Doon's list of new recruits for the championship campaign

The leak could be Potter or Miss Lovelace

Pugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb

I can confirm that I told them to get to ****

[GreenCastle]

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Just heard on BBC Radio Scotland that Hearts players have until 5pm today to accept the cut.

Tick tock..

They love a deadline - just like finishing their £20 million pound castle view stand..still not finished 4 years later.

[Waxy]

Maybe no one will ever eat chips while looking at the castle from the pbs office block.

[Bostonhibby]

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Maybe no one will ever eat chips while looking at the castle from the pbs office block.

Now that we know this Budge person is a blethering auld skate I'm beginning to wonder if they never discovered the potato and invented the chip after all.

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[147lothian]

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I can confirm that I told them to get to ****

[bingo70]

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Just heard on BBC Radio Scotland that Hearts players have until 5pm today to accept the cut.

Or what?

Do the players get freed?

[MrSmith]

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Or what?

Do the players get freed?

My thoughts too but carried on the report to include all others who had taken a cut in the SFA/SPFL/SRU. Was a mixed bag report that did not include Hibs players taking a 20% cut (deferment) in wages

[JohnMcM]

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I can confirm that I told them to get to ****

Comedy gold!

[Keith_M]

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I can confirm that I told them to get to ****

[Ozyhibby]

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...-wages-2525343


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