The generic Hearts thread

[superfurryhibby]

"We took the plunge on Levein/Macphee/Wighton/Oshiniwa/Sammon/Martin/Tzolis/Whelan/Vanacek etc etc etc and got burned and lost a hell a lot of money into the bargain"...…...

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"All fair, but for balance in the past 5 years we are on a positive amount for transfer fees.
Technically we haven't lost money, we are making a profit.

Wasted maybe, lost nope".

Dialogue from keekback, shows the delusional is still strong amongst the Duncan.

[Jim44]

Naismith was not the favoured choice of the muppets. He had some support but most wanted Smith.

[Since452]

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Naismith is the new captain

Kickback is a hoot..

The vast majority wanted Smith (whoever that is). Naismith made captain and they're giving it the "brilliant choice" etc. Reminds me when Warnock was the overwhelming fans choice but they ended up with Stendel then claimed he had the best footballing brain of the last 30 years. I love that lot.

[Sammy7nil]

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I've been involved in one of those at my work. They're not in every day. Couple of days a week over a concerted period.

Are you David Brent

[McSwanky]

Who's the vice captain, i.e. the one that might actually be on the park from time to time?

[AltheHibby]

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...vdijaj-1367970

So they're going for someone who allegedly has a £41million release clause in his contract?

Sorry the link doesn't work.

[Bostonhibby]

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https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...vdijaj-1367970

So they're going for someone who allegedly has a £41million release clause in his contract?

Sorry the link doesn't work.

Just as back up though

Presumably they're worried Uche might not even manage 5 this season.

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[Barney McGrew]

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Presumably they're worried Uche might not even manage 5 this season

According to Wiki, the Bosnian boy has scored 15 goals in the last four years, so he’ll fit right in with the other ‘strikers’ at the bus shelter.

[Bostonhibby]

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According to Wiki, the Bosnian boy has scored 15 goals in the last four years, so he’ll fit right in with the other ‘strikers’ at the bus shelter.

Right sort of numbers then, the new Vanacek or Cole the goal Stockton.

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[Since452]

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According to Wiki, the Bosnian boy has scored 15 goals in the last four years, so he’ll fit right in with the other ‘strikers’ at the bus shelter.

Let's be honest. No good player is going to the team 5 points adrift at the bottom of the premiership in January. That will be the kind of dross they'll have to go for

[Ozyhibby]

They’ve been saved. Looks like Hamilton are for the drop.


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[Aldo]

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They’ve been saved. Looks like Hamilton are for the drop.


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The problem they have is weetabix knees is very rarely in the pitch for 90 minutes.


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[JohnMcM]

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According to Wiki, the Bosnian boy has scored 15 goals in the last four years, so he’ll fit right in with the other ‘strikers’ at the bus shelter.

Ah! That may be so, but you must apply yam logic to stats like that. Here is what you should've said.

The Bosnian boy has scored 15 truly superb goals in only four years. He would have got more but the team was not playing well enough to support him and their coach is rubbish. When he gets here he'll have a team around him who will play a high press to give him the chances he has been deprived of. With Daniel coaching him we'll see his value rocket to £80 million in no time at all. FTH

[Not In The Know]

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According to Wiki, the Bosnian boy has scored 15 goals in the last four years, so he’ll fit right in with the other ‘strikers’ at the bus shelter.

reading between the lines the boy sounds like a right twat and a trouble maker.

[Bostonhibby]

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reading between the lines the boy sounds like a right twat and a trouble maker.

Are they still looking to fill the Kyle Lafferty role?

Or are all their troubles over now Naisy is the new Berra and they're all doing jigsaw puzzles?

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[Since452]

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They’ve been saved. Looks like Hamilton are for the drop.


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They do realise Naisy has been at the club almost 2 years right? Letting him lead the mascots out isn't going dramatically change the whole club and shake up Scottish football

[jacomo]

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Ah! That may be so, but you must apply yam logic to stats like that. Here is what you should've said.

The Bosnian boy has scored 15 truly superb goals in only four years. He would have got more but the team was not playing well enough to support him and their coach is rubbish. When he gets here he'll have a team around him who will play a high press to give him the chances he has been deprived of. With Daniel coaching him we'll see his value rocket to £80 million in no time at all. FTH

1-5 goals surely?

Maybe he can take the no.15 shirt in recognition of his magnificent trolling of us caravan dwellers and celebration of the famous win which made headlines in Bosnia.

[Waxy]

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They’ve been saved. Looks like Hamilton are for the drop.


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Thats that then. Close the thread.
They’ll finish the season in 6th place, win the league next year then win the champions league. During this time they’ll also get another draw against Aberdeen.

[Cataplana]

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They’ve been saved. Looks like Hamilton are for the drop.


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Sounds like they have bought a 1000 piece Jigsaw puzzle, and are delighted to have found two pieces in the box.

[hibbyfraelibby]

Have "they" actually signed anybody yet?

Too late for the cup and now pushing it to make midweek fixture too.

[Since452]

See they've lost out on Jack Hendry as well

[Kojock]

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1-5 goals surely?

Maybe he can take the no.15 shirt in recognition of his magnificent trolling of us caravan dwellers and celebration of the famous win which made headlines in Bosnia.

If that shirt number is available it could mean Hickey is off to AC Milan after all.

[660]

“There's something familiar in the air about this Hibs team. It seems to have a very Butcher-like soft centre and a whiff of catastrophic post xmas slide about them. Ross took over in a similar league position, and started in a similar way. My Hibs pals are almost more nervous than me about the rest of the season, which seems weird considering how bad we are. I can't imagine how they'd cope without Allan, Doige, Kamberi and a couple of first choice defenders. Boyle coming back has been a boost for them. Hopefully Naismith and the others do the same for us.“

Cognitive dissonance and projection in action for the amateur psychologists amongst us.

[Deansy]

When your agent reveals to you exactly how the dice landed …………………………

[Crutch]

The weirdos really really rattled tonight. Omeonga’s apparently average and we’re the ones going down. How they think they’re some sort of superior power in our league is baffling. Enjoying every minute of their demise and long may it continue.

[O'Rourke3]

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“There's something familiar in the air about this Hibs team. It seems to have a very Butcher-like soft centre and a whiff of catastrophic post xmas slide about them. Ross took over in a similar league position, and started in a similar way. My Hibs pals are almost more nervous than me about the rest of the season, which seems weird considering how bad we are. I can't imagine how they'd cope without Allan, Doige, Kamberi and a couple of first choice defenders. Boyle coming back has been a boost for them. Hopefully Naismith and the others do the same for us.“

Cognitive dissonance and projection in action for the amateur psychologists amongst us.

From JKB? Sensational

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[CloudSquall]

""Daniel Stendel is the single most important person to be part of our wonderful club in more years than I can remember.""

Quote from over the road following a bog standard interview from Stendel about some players coming back from injury and about being "hopeful" of new singings.

Living Colour would've included his name in the Cult of Personality lyrics if this had happened in 1988.

[wpj]

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""Daniel Stendel is the single most important person to be part of our wonderful club in more years than I can remember.""

Quote from over the road following a bog standard interview from Stendel about some players coming back from injury and about being "hopeful" of new singings.

Living Colour would've included his name in the Cult of Personality lyrics if this had happened in 1988.

I read that thread, made me chuckle.

[Mcpakeisgod]

I’m a bit confused as to why there’s such a love-in?

This guy has lost 4 and drawn 1. I really can’t wrap my head around it 😂

[Hibeesmad]

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I’m a bit confused as to why there’s such a love-in?

This guy has lost 4 and drawn 1. I really can’t wrap my head around it 😂

To be fair if i was a hearts fan I would need something to hold onto right now as a shine of hope. They are going down, deep down they know it, and I really cant wait until it happens.