The generic Hearts thread

[Real Emerald]

The busy Christmas pre break schedule saw Hearts have 4 out of 5 games at home. Most clubs would be happy with that considering the travelling and closeness of fixtures. They got one point from that and are now 5 points clear at the bottom and they’re pleased 😂😂😂

[Frankhfc]

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The busy Christmas pre break schedule saw Hearts have 4 out of 5 games at home. Most clubs would be happy with that considering the travelling and closeness of fixtures. They got one point from that and are now 5 points clear at the bottom and they’re pleased ������

A decent Aberdeen side would have easily beaten Hearts today but it was an Aberdeen that's going through transition with a youngster up front in place of Cosgrove who tried hard but is not yet developed. A very poor Aberdeen today one which had been up against a decent Hearts team would have been taken apart. Two very poor sides indeed at the moment.

[FilipinoHibs]

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sold the local surgery in ormiston heard a rumour about him being the benefactor signed some ***** of true lol

Yes I hear these surgeries in Ormiston are going for £10 million. All the proceeds where pumped into Hearts. The seller is currently seeking a psychiatrist.

[Sweet Left Peg]

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Whoah there.

Is JK Rowling buying Hearts?

I think there's been a misunderstanding here.

Jakey rolling is a Glaswegian hobby. Nothing to do with Hearts. Well, ok, maybe Stendal then.

[Cataplana]

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Yes I hear these surgeries in Ormiston are going for £10 million. All the proceeds where pumped into Hearts. The seller is currently seeking a psychiatrist.

I might be wrong, but I don't think GPs own their surgeries, as they are given them free by the health board.

Mind you, it wouldn't be the first time a Yam had benefited from someone else's money.

[FilipinoHibs]

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I might be wrong, but I don't think GPs own their surgeries, as they are given them free by the health board.

Mind you, it wouldn't be the first time a Yam had benefited from someone else's money.

My god this story is so discredited already. It smells of trolls. If you are a Hibby and know anything real about these donations spill the beans now. We are giving an exception to Jim.Brydon, Ms Budge's brother, who despite being owed probably around £750,000 from the new stand, will protect his sister. I did the same for mine and she liked Cliff Richard.

[greenginger]

What’s happened to the grand New Year’s Eve fireworks party at Tynie .

Not heard any adds on the radio for a while and I was told the event is being held in the Gorgie suite aka the Fritzel lounge rather than in the new Budge folly.

Someone forget to order seats or something ?

[Bostonhibby]

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What’s happened to the grand New Year’s Eve fireworks party at Tynie .

Not heard any adds on the radio for a while and I was told the event is being held in the Gorgie suite aka the Fritzel lounge rather than in the new Budge folly.

Someone forget to order seats or something ?

Damp squibs?

Maybe they were storing them in the press "boxes"

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[Moulin Yarns]

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What’s happened to the grand New Year’s Eve fireworks party at Tynie .

Not heard any adds on the radio for a while and I was told the event is being held in the Gorgie suite aka the Fritzel lounge rather than in the new Budge folly.

Someone forget to order seats or something ?

They are charging £105 for a meal, a guy singing and everyone out onto the castle view terrace to see Edinburgh fireworks.


https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/hogmanay-in-the-sky

[Rumble de Thump]

Hearts are pish.

[WoreTheGreen]

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They are charging £105 for a meal, a guy singing and everyone out onto the castle view terrace to see Edinburgh fireworks.


https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/article/hogmanay-in-the-sky

Hope it’s not Elvis heard Stokes is in town

[Kojock]

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Hope it’s not Elvis heard Stokes is in town

And Gary O’Connor what is it with Hibs players and Elvis impersonators 😂

[Scorrie]

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Hearts are pish.

Happy new year!

[WoreTheGreen]

AS has asked for forgiveness I seen him crying in chapel

[Northernhibee]

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Hope it’s not Elvis heard Stokes is in town

It's actually Craig Levein justifying his wage by performing a selection of his greatest hits, including Loser by Beck, You Can Leave Your Wighton, and his ode to what it takes to be a goalkeeper for Heart of Midlothan; All You Need Is Gloves.

[WoreTheGreen]

The winner takes it all . He may struggle with that one

[thebakerboy]

Thought Id leave this here , last night was out for a drink with my mate and his son , both Jambos but nice guys , cant all be perfect. My mate came in with his Hearts tartan scarf on and as usual I told him to put it out of my sight. 10 mins later his son came in with his new Hearts tartan scarf on and I said to my mate get your scarf out and they were different , different pattern and shade of pink , sorry they wouldnt let me take a picture knowing I post on here. Both scarfs were bought in Hearts shop but a few years apart but how can the change the pattern , the colour could just have faded in the older one but actually it was darker . How can they change their tartan scarf.

[Hibby70]

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Thought Id leave this here , last night was out for a drink with my mate and his son , both Jambos but nice guys , cant all be perfect. My mate came in with his Hearts tartan scarf on and as usual I told him to put it out of my sight. 10 mins later his son came in with his new Hearts tartan scarf on and I said to my mate get your scarf out and they were different , different pattern and shade of pink , sorry they wouldnt let me take a picture knowing I post on here. Both scarfs were bought in Hearts shop but a few years apart but how can the change the pattern , the colour could just have faded in the older one but actually it was darker . How can they change their tartan scarf.

I was waiting on the punchline 😁

[Bostonhibby]

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I was waiting on the punchline

So then the old woman said we'll keep one of them as part time sporting director in the morning and the other one will be director of sport in the afternoon.

Boom boom,.

I'll get my coat.

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[Hibby70]

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Thought Id leave this here , last night was out for a drink with my mate and his son , both Jambos but nice guys , cant all be perfect. My mate came in with his Hearts tartan scarf on and as usual I told him to put it out of my sight. 10 mins later his son came in with his new Hearts tartan scarf on and I said to my mate get your scarf out and they were different , different pattern and shade of pink , sorry they wouldnt let me take a picture knowing I post on here. Both scarfs were bought in Hearts shop but a few years apart but how can the change the pattern , the colour could just have faded in the older one but actually it was darker . How can they change their tartan scarf.

Budge replied "we've always had dodgy cheques"

[EskbankHibby]

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I was waiting on the punchline 😁

A Scotsman (Levein) an Irishman (Macphee) and a German (Stendel) walk into a bar.

They all try to sit in the same seat, 6 months later Hearts get relegated.

Boom boom.

[Jack Hackett]

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A Scotsman (Levein) an Irishman (Macphee) and a German (Stendel) walk into a bar.

They all try to sit in the same seat, 6 months later Hearts get relegated.

Boom boom.

I just got an image of them running round the solitary bar stool waiting for the Hertz song to stop

[PatHead]

Hearts have been bottom of the league all this decade

[FilipinoHibs]

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Thought Id leave this here , last night was out for a drink with my mate and his son , both Jambos but nice guys , cant all be perfect. My mate came in with his Hearts tartan scarf on and as usual I told him to put it out of my sight. 10 mins later his son came in with his new Hearts tartan scarf on and I said to my mate get your scarf out and they were different , different pattern and shade of pink , sorry they wouldnt let me take a picture knowing I post on here. Both scarfs were bought in Hearts shop but a few years apart but how can the change the pattern , the colour could just have faded in the older one but actually it was darker . How can they change their tartan scarf.

After securing a point and seeing them further adrift from safety, its time for all Jambos to show their support for the club and come out in their knock off Hearts tartan scarves of all shades and patterns.

[we are hibs]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vxOeao...=1abipn7r58sl4



Like a hostage video 😂

[mim]

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vxOeao...=1abipn7r58sl4



Like a hostage video 😂

Very uplifting

[GibbytheHibby2]

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Thought Id leave this here , last night was out for a drink with my mate and his son , both Jambos but nice guys , cant all be perfect. My mate came in with his Hearts tartan scarf on and as usual I told him to put it out of my sight. 10 mins later his son came in with his new Hearts tartan scarf on and I said to my mate get your scarf out and they were different , different pattern and shade of pink , sorry they wouldnt let me take a picture knowing I post on here. Both scarfs were bought in Hearts shop but a few years apart but how can the change the pattern , the colour could just have faded in the older one but actually it was darker . How can they change their tartan scarf.

Ehhhh. It’s the same with Hibs tartan. There’s some kinda dispute over the rights, so what you buy now has less purple than the original.
Just sayin’.......

[Bostonhibby]

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vxOeao...=1abipn7r58sl4



Like a hostage video

The guy's in a sauna with his clothes on. How are we supposed to take him seriously?

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[hibsbollah]

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The guy's in a sauna with his clothes on. How are we supposed to take him seriously?

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I think your request there for an interview with a naked Stendel reflects poorly on you. For shame.

[Bostonhibby]

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I think your request there for an interview with a naked Stendel reflects poorly on you. For shame.

I just know what I like to see in a sauna, and this comedy show isn't it

On reflection maybe I've got it wrong and he's actually in a garden shed masquerading as their media centre.

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