The generic Hearts thread

[greenpaper55]

Calm down chaps, remember we are playing on a pitch that is like a bowl of porridge and much narrower that we are used to. They also have the usual height advantage and will win nearly every header with the ball dropping nicely for them so i would be happy with getting a draw from that dump.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

Is there any truth they are training on it it as The Oriam have booted them out for non payment?

[Onceinawhile]

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Is there any truth they are training on it it as The Oriam have booted them out for non payment?

No.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

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No.

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[Waxy]

Statistically we’re playing one of the worst hearts teams in history tomorrow.

[SHODAN]

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Statistically we’re playing one of the worst hearts teams in history tomorrow.

That has absolutely no bearing on the result.

[Keith_M]

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Statistically we’re playing one of the worst hearts teams in history tomorrow.

They're only 'Statistically' the worst team (copyright-Banderson)

[Jim44]

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Statistically we’re playing one of the worst hearts teams in history tomorrow.

But unfortunately, we are the only team in the league, they are confident of beating. If we defeat them tomorrow, they might never recover.

[Waxy]

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That has absolutely no bearing on the result.

Very true. Good chance they might actually be too rubbish to take even a point from us though.

[berwickhibee]

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Calm down chaps, remember we are playing on a pitch that is like a bowl of porridge and much narrower that we are used to. They also have the usual height advantage and will win nearly every header with the ball dropping nicely for them so i would be happy with getting a draw from that dump.

Me too. 40 years watching the same movie at tynie.

[Since452]

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Statistically we’re playing one of the worst hearts teams in history tomorrow.

And one of the two teams they've beaten in last 27 is us at Easter Road. I'd be surprised if we win tomorrow.

[Hiber-nation]

Hearts still bookies favourites. Skybet 6/4, we're at 17/10.

[Keith_M]

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Hearts still bookies favourites. Skybet 6/4, we're at 17/10.

Going there as underdogs. That suits me much better.

[JimBHibees]

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Hearts still bookies favourites. Skybet 6/4, we're at 17/10.

They odds make no sense imo.

[Dashing Bob S]

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Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane

I can see the red tail lights a heading for ge-erman-ee
Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye
Well it smells like Daniel
Must be the schnapps fumes in my eye

They say Gorgie’s ugly though I’ve never been
Daniel says it’s the biggest ****hole he’s ever seen
Oh oh How would he know cause he’s never there
Oh oh they miss Daniel, but I don’t think he even cares

Oh oh oh Daniel you ****er
You lose more than Levien
Are still holding out
For compo from Barnsley
Craig might be blind
But Budgies out of her mind
Daniel your a twat
Take the piss out the ha-ah-ah arts

Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane (etc rept)

[Sweet Left Peg]

Christophe Error 7/2 to be booked. Got to be worth a flutter, surely?

[lord bunberry]

I can’t wait for the game. Their manager has left the country, their star striker is apparently working from home, their sacked manager is in charge of recruiting new players and they’re adrift at the bottom of the league. It’s time to breeze in there and tear them a new one.

[Jim44]

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Hearts still bookies favourites. Skybet 6/4, we're at 17/10.

It’s not really a surprise. Put it down to derby ‘anything can happen’ and their home advantage just swings it in their favour. If we come away with a draw, I’ll be satisfied. Remember that this is probably their most important game of the season. Some of the muppets feel that they can suffer relegation as long as they beat us.

[mca]

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Christophe Error 7/2 to be booked. Got to be worth a flutter, surely?

He will get booked.. if JR has done any homework...

[Sweet Left Peg]

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He will get booked.. if JR has done any homework...

I can see us exploiting their fancy press on the counter and trying to get Boyle 1v1 with him with Hearts high up the pitch. He'll have no choice but to commit a "clever" foul

[Hermit Crab]

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I can see us exploiting their fancy press on the counter and trying to get Boyle 1v1 with him with Hearts high up the pitch. He'll have no choice but to commit a "clever" foul

I'm not sure they will play the high press. A lot at stake for them today and if Stendel has done his homework he will know we can be rapid on the break and they'll be vulnerable.

[theonlywayisup]

Has Daniel returned to Scotland yet or is he still on his way back?

[Dashing Bob S]

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Has Daniel returned to Scotland yet or is he still on his way back?

The bitch is back

[JimBHibees]

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Christophe Error 7/2 to be booked. Got to be worth a flutter, surely?

Seems good odds and probably worth a flutter however he is one of the untouchable players in the league who often dont get punished as they should.

[theonlywayisup]

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Seems good odds and probably worth a flutter however he is one of the untouchable players in the league who often dont get punished as they should.

Agree. I've visions of him doing a Porto type tackle in the first five minutes and not even being booked.

[Hermit Crab]

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Seems good odds and probably worth a flutter however he is one of the untouchable players in the league who often dont get punished as they should.

6 yellows for him this season.

[JimBHibees]

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6 yellows for him this season.

Which seems low given his style of play imo.

Pace of game definitely catching up with him.

[Sammy7nil]

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They odds make no sense imo.

It makes perfect sense have you seen our derby record? Hearts also won the last meeting away from home. If I was given a free £5,000 bet and not allowed to bet the draw i would bet Hearts. That is head ruling the heart.

[JimBHibees]

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It makes perfect sense have you seen our derby record? Hearts also won the last meeting away from home. If I was given a free £5,000 bet and not allowed to bet the draw i would bet Hearts. That is head ruling the heart.

Disagree they are bottom of the league for a reason have just been beaten by the two lowest teams in the league. We should be at worse the same odds imo.

[Since452]

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It makes perfect sense have you seen our derby record? Hearts also won the last meeting away from home. If I was given a free £5,000 bet and not allowed to bet the draw i would bet Hearts. That is head ruling the heart.

I agree. We're losing to pish like Ross County away from home. My head says they'll win.