The generic Hearts thread

[Hibeesforever]

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https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/arti...le-documentary

I reluctantly clicked on the link but that is hilarious, it could be cracker of a documentary alright!

[Gmack7]

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I was thinking that this will be a good watch.

If their form continues to the end of the season it will go down as being my favourite TV show ever.

Beating The Sopranos is some achievement!!

Time for heroes. The reversal

[Cataplana]

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I reluctantly clicked on the link but that is hilarious, it could be cracker of a documentary alright!

Just hope theyved involved the fans. Some of the stuff they've been coming out with is priceless.

Some still seem to think the stand is finished, and is generating money for the club.

[CraigHibee]

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Time for heroes. The reversal

Time for zeroes 😁

[CraigHibee]

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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/...mpression=true

I’m a bit worried they are about to turn this all around.


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Craig levein in charge of breaking up the rock bottom squad he built.. just to sink up further 🤣

[jacomo]

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https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/arti...le-documentary

Really hope Hearts are thinking BIG with this and it will be in cinema screens as well as on the telly. I think it could prove really popular.

Hopefully the time when Leeann and Ron go to get ‘advice’ from Budge will be in it. An hour of Budge spilling the beans about how she runs the place, budgets, targets etc, with LD and Ron nodding politely, followed by Budge full of pride bragging about how people want to come and learn from her.

The Failures.

[Bostonhibby]

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Cheers brilliant, shot in flump-o-vision.

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I'm really looking forward to the bit where the keystone cops play the FOH leaving the AGM when they heard about Levein playing the ghost of Christmas past every week.



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[WhileTheChief..]

Shame it's not Netflix doing it.

With Hearts being such a big club it really deserves a worldwide audience.

[Biggie]

£9Million in benefactors donations....JHC fools and their money, easily parted.
Hopefully these clowns with too much money will have seen the light and stopped throwing their money away.

Would love to see where that £9M went and what some of these players are on......almost impossible to move some on without compensating for loss of earnings....

They really are jammy B's.....hope they go down and then out of business.

[AltheHibby]

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£9Million in benefactors donations....JHC fools and their money, easily parted.
Hopefully these clowns with too much money will have seen the light and stopped throwing their money away.

Would love to see where that £9M went and what some of these players are on......almost impossible to move some on without compensating for loss of earnings....

They really are jammy B's.....hope they go down and then out of business.

Apparently it's gone towards a magnificent new stand, making a profit and ensuring that they have no debt.

Oh yes, and the reason they aren't making good decisions is because people are scared to speak up in the presence of the documentary crew.

Right now I need a 'wetting myself lauging' icon.

[CloudSquall]

It's going to be like a real life Mike Bassett England Manager documentary.

[Jim44]

Stendel has said their main target is to avoid relegation, yet Budge, in her AGM address said that their main target is still a top four finish, failing that, at least top six. There again, it’s maybe ok for really big clubs to have unachievable targets.

[Hibs4185]

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Stendel has said their main target is to avoid relegation, yet Budge, in her AGM address said that their main target is still a top four finish, failing that, at least top six. There again, it’s maybe ok for really big clubs to have unachievable targets.

She also said the stand would cost 11 million

She also said they had the worlds most monitored pitch at a cost of £1 million that’s a tattle field.

She also said tynecastle had an award winning atmosphere

She also said after interviewing all the best candidates available they had the best one all along in Craig Levein

There’s too many expames of auld budgey talking nonsense the list is nearly endless

[660]

This documentary could be some of the best television ever created.

[overdrive]

The BBC must be rubbing their hands in delight that they are having a terrible season. Much the same as Netflix would have been when Sunderland’s “bounce back to the Premiership” went tits up.

[Groathillgrump]

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The BBC must be rubbing their hands in delight that they are having a terrible season. Much the same as Netflix would have been when Sunderland’s “bounce back to the Premiership” went tits up.

Let's hope BBC Scotland have to commission a second series to follow their attempts to gain promotion back to the Premiership.

[1van Sprou7e]

Slightly ashamed at the amount of time I've spent over on kickback recently, but it's interesting to see a few of them starting to wake up and smell the roses

Some have finally realised the absolute state that their club has gotten itself into although the denial is still going strong with others

[matty_f]

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Slightly ashamed at the amount of time I've spent over on kickback recently, but it's interesting to see a few of them starting to wake up and smell the roses

Some have finally realised the absolute state that their club has gotten itself into although the denial is still going strong with others

I've not been on there for a long, long time. From Jambos I know, there were a few that still think the business is run ok, and it's just the team that is a shambles, then there are those that actually see the extent to which they have squandered HUGE amounts of money thanks to incompetent management.

[Since452]

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I'm really looking forward to the bit where the keystone cops play the FOH leaving the AGM when they heard about Levein playing the ghost of Christmas past every week.



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I thought that was footage of their last league cup parade for a second

[Bostonhibby]

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I thought that was footage of their last league cup parade for a second

Creditors meeting, Lithuanian pensioners were hanging off the back.

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[jacomo]

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I was thinking that this will be a good watch.

If their form continues to the end of the season it will go down as being my favourite TV show ever.

Beating The Sopranos is some achievement!!

I loved The Sopranos too but I hope this one has a less ambiguous ending.

Hearts: The Failures
A season of buffoonery and beatings

[Not In The Know]

So in other news it looks like Stendel went back to Germany on Saturday night for Christmas and is returning to Edinburgh on Christmas Day. That’s dedication for you.

[Kato]

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I'm really looking forward to the bit where the keystone cops play the FOH leaving the AGM when they heard about Levein playing the ghost of Christmas past every week.



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We don't know the end yet but the third act has been ace.

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[Bostonhibby]

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So in other news it looks like Stendel went back to Germany on Saturday night for Christmas and is returning to Edinburgh on Christmas Day. That’s dedication for you.

You can't get a decent pint of lager in Gorgie so you can see why he got this arrangement written into his contract.

Just wait until Oktoberfest. If he hasn't found a job he wants by then.

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[Jim44]

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So in other news it looks like Stendel went back to Germany on Saturday night for Christmas and is returning to Edinburgh on Christmas Day. That’s dedication for you.

Maybe he’s getting a lift back from Donner and Blitzen.

[Sudds_1]

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Maybe he’s getting a lift back from Donner and Blitzen.

Or olive ( the other reindeer) 😉😄

[Stuart93]

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So in other news it looks like Stendel went back to Germany on Saturday night for Christmas and is returning to Edinburgh on Christmas Day. That’s dedication for you.

I said from his first interview he doesn’t look like he wants to be there

[Alfred E Newman]

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I thought people were joking about the documentary. Which company is making it? Potential for a comedy classic with that lot.

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Ealing Studios I think.

[Bostonhibby]

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Ealing Studios I think.

Ealing studios just released a trailer of the reluctant manager announcing to the gullible masses in the school view lounge, that despite fierce opposition at Hamilton the team have just "secured" 12th place

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[Cataplana]

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Apparently it's gone towards a magnificent new stand, making a profit and ensuring that they have no debt.

Oh yes, and the reason they aren't making good decisions is because people are scared to speak up in the presence of the documentary crew.

Right now I need a 'wetting myself lauging' icon.

It's the trenches all over. The forelock tuggers are too scared to tell the senior officers that the tactics don't work.