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[mjhibby]

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Any highlights from their game yesteday? Apart from this result lol

Hamilton's first goal was one touch then a great finish by miller. Second was terrible defending. They had loads of the ball but didn't create much. A recipe for disaster.

[hibsbollah]

Loïc D'amour

What kind of name is that, is he a male escort

[we are hibs]

Levein in charge of recruitment outwards and McPhee in charhe of incoming transfers next month. What an absolute ****show of a club

[Ozyhibby]

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I’m a bit worried they are about to turn this all around.


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[Springbank]

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I’m a bit worried they are about to turn this all around.


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There is a thread on kickback saying stendel has gone back to Germany for Christmas & is due back Christmas day, leaving their coaching staff in charge of derby prep.

If this was us instead of them I'd be raging - but seeing as its them "it's a good laugh, isn't it?"

[Since452]

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I’m a bit worried they are about to turn this all around.


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Utterly astonishing

[FilipinoHibs]

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I’m a bit worried they are about to turn this all around.


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Wow it just gets better. Real lift to team moral ahead of the derby and Aberdeen game.

[Aldo]

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I’m a bit worried they are about to turn this all around.


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So what happened to the link with Man City???

You couldn’t make this up. Superb!

So after everything Budge said and the state they are in Potter and Nanny are in charge of transfers.

O and what happened to the player link up with Man City??

Funny as!


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[Baader]

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Utterly astonishing

They are an absolute joke of a club. We need to make sure we don't let ourselves down by helping them out on Boxing Day.

[Logie Green]

If the report about signing players from Stoke City is true then I'm sure James McLean would go down well with their support......

[matty_f]

Their club is being run hilariously at the moment. There's not one thing that Budge has touched that has turned out well for a while now.

Huge overspend on the stand.
£1.5m more needed to finish it (which you can probably stretch out to £2m given the history of their stand spending)
Unable to use the office space for leasing out because of cost v return. This was supposed to be a significant revenue generator for them.
Huge first team squad, expensively assembled and hugely underperforming
A manager who still has a question mark over whether compensation is due to his previous club
Not able to bring in his assistant yet
Can't get rid of Levein or Macphee and are actually giving them key roles until they go
Took too long to get a manager in and then had to go all out to get their target after being knocked back by others


Budge has survived on a huge amount of goodwill and with the additional financial backing of the benefactors and FoH. Can you imagine what nick they'd be in if they'd had to be self-sufficient!?

[Since452]

You just know Budge is having Levein and McPhee round for Christmas dinner eh

[Bostonhibby]

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You just know Budge is having Levein and McPhee round for Christmas dinner eh

A horrible vision just flashed before me, but I suppose if she puts some cranberry sauce on them with a particularly strong gravy her guests might think it's just a very strange turkey and she'll have them off the wage bill by boxing day unless there's any leftovers.

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[Carheenlea]

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Their club is being run hilariously at the moment. There's not one thing that Budge has touched that has turned out well for a while now.

Huge overspend on the stand.
£1.5m more needed to finish it (which you can probably stretch out to £2m given the history of their stand spending)
Unable to use the office space for leasing out because of cost v return. This was supposed to be a significant revenue generator for them.
Huge first team squad, expensively assembled and hugely underperforming
A manager who still has a question mark over whether compensation is due to his previous club
Not able to bring in his assistant yet
Can't get rid of Levein or Macphee and are actually giving them key roles until they go
Took too long to get a manager in and then had to go all out to get their target after being knocked back by others


Budge has survived on a huge amount of goodwill and with the additional financial backing of the benefactors and FoH. Can you imagine what nick they'd be in if they'd had to be self-sufficient!?

Hosting the LA Philharmonic Orchestra was a huge success though was it not?

[Bostonhibby]

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Hosting the LA Philharmonic Orchestra was a huge success though was it not?

Yep, they've formed another one of those special relationships.

One handed clapping in the piazza will eventually be replaced by maroon balloons playing triangles.

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[Since452]

So Hearts are going to ship out some of their uninterested squad with a couple of uninterested Stoke rejects on loan in January. It smacks of us telling KT, Tiawo etc they weren't wanted and loaning in duds like Daniel Boeteng, Duncan Watmore and Danny Haynes. Going down.

[Carheenlea]

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So Hearts are going to ship out some of their uninterested squad with a couple of uninterested Stoke rejects on loan in January. It smacks of us telling KT, Tiawo etc they weren't wanted and loaning in duds like Daniel Boeteng, Duncan Watmore and Danny Haynes. Going down.

Duncan Watmore was no dud. Kicked off the park most weeks with little protection from officials.

[Vault Boy]

Task the guys who brought in a load of duds with replacing said duds, on behalf of a manager who wants to play a very specific type of football.

As a Hibs fan, I've got to say that's an utterly brilliant idea. 💡

[Ozyhibby]

What’s great about them possibly going down this season (like it’s wouldn’t be great anyway) is that they have documentary film makers in catching every little bit of the behind the scenes action for us to enjoy for years to come.


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[Since452]

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Duncan Watmore was no dud. Kicked off the park most weeks with little protection from officials.

Far too injury prone. Think he's only played around 50 games since he was at Hibs

[Heisenberg]

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There is a thread on kickback saying stendel has gone back to Germany for Christmas & is due back Christmas day, leaving their coaching staff in charge of derby prep.

If this was us instead of them I'd be raging - but seeing as its them "it's a good laugh, isn't it?"

Looks like this could be true. Andy Kirk on media duties today.

[matty_f]

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Looks like this could be true. Andy Kirk on media duties today.

I really hope it's true.

"alright boys, we're all in this together, fighting to get ourselves out of this mess. Anyone seen the gaffer?"

"eh..last I heard he was on the Easyjet to Munich and he'll be back in time for the game>"

[The Modfather]

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Looks like this could be true. Andy Kirk on media duties today.

He must be tempted to simply stay in Germany and refuse to come back to that circus.

[hibsbollah]

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I really hope it's true.

"alright boys, we're all in this together, fighting to get ourselves out of this mess. Anyone seen the gaffer?"

"eh..last I heard he was on the Easyjet to Munich and he'll be back in time for the game>"

I have it on good authority that Gary Locke took Stendel to the German style Christmas market in Edinburgh. He took one sniff at the crappy hot dogs, cheap trinkets and greasy onions in 3 day old oil and took the first flight back to Bavaria.

[McSwanky]

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I have it on good authority that Gary Locke took Stendel to the German style Christmas market in Edinburgh. He took one sniff at the crappy hot dogs, cheap trinkets and greasy onions in 3 day old oil and took the first flight back to Bavaria.

Surprised he could smell any of that over the stench of stale pee

[Kato]

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What’s great about them possibly going down this season (like it’s wouldn’t be great anyway) is that they have documentary film makers in catching every little bit of the behind the scenes action for us to enjoy for years to come.


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I thought people were joking about the documentary. Which company is making it? Potential for a comedy classic with that lot.

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[McSwanky]

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I thought people were joking about the documentary. Which company is making it? Potential for a comedy classic with that lot.

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https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/arti...le-documentary

[Kato]

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https://www.heartsfc.co.uk/news/arti...le-documentary

Cheers brilliant, shot in flump-o-vision.

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[hibsbollah]

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Surprised he could smell any of that over the stench of stale pee

I think that was a major draw for Gary, to be fair.

[WhileTheChief..]

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What’s great about them possibly going down this season (like it’s wouldn’t be great anyway) is that they have documentary film makers in catching every little bit of the behind the scenes action for us to enjoy for years to come.


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I was thinking that this will be a good watch.

If their form continues to the end of the season it will go down as being my favourite TV show ever.

Beating The Sopranos is some achievement!!