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  1. 21-02-2018 07:22 PM #571
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    Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
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  2. 21-02-2018 08:48 PM #572
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibby View Post
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    Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
    2nd part is true, 1st isn't. Eyeballs have one of the lowest growth rates of any part of the body but still grow between 7 and 8mm from birth to puberty. The cornea never grows because it has no blood supply.
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  3. 23-02-2018 11:00 PM #573
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    If you replace A with Z, B with Y, C with X and so on, 'wizard' turns into 'draziw', which is 'wizard' spelled backwards.
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  4. 24-02-2018 06:19 AM #574
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    A human and a koala bears finger prints are indistinguishable.
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  5. 24-02-2018 06:46 AM #575
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-C View Post
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    A human and a koala bears finger prints are indistinguishable.
    Said the worst defence solicitor ever! ;-)
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  6. 24-02-2018 06:25 PM #576
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    Quote Originally Posted by Future17 View Post
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    Said the worst defence solicitor ever! ;-)
    Need a lawyer with better koalafacations.
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  7. 25-02-2018 10:06 AM #577
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    A koala is not a bear.

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  8. 25-02-2018 10:30 AM #578
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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    A koala is not a bear.

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    Apparently most of them have chlamydia.

    United we stand here....
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  9. 25-02-2018 11:08 AM #579
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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    A koala is not a bear.

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    Apparently most of them have chlamydia.

    Is it a beaver then?
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  10. 25-02-2018 01:45 PM #580
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    The sweeter something is, the more sugar it has and the less Cacao it has. Chocolate is not sweet. ... Cadbury®, Hersheys®, Nestlé®, Milka® and Kinder® bars are not Chocolate, they are candy, as is all milk chocolate. In milk-chocolate-candy, what you are tasting is NOT Chocolate.
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  11. 17-03-2018 08:01 AM #581
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    In strict biological terms raspberries and strawberries are not berries - but pineapples are.

    You'll have to ask Professor Google to explain that one, I'm not even going to try.
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  12. 17-03-2018 01:05 PM #582
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caversham Green View Post
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    In strict biological terms raspberries and strawberries are not berries - but pineapples are.

    You'll have to ask Professor Google to explain that one, I'm not even going to try.
    What about a Chuckberry?
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  13. 17-03-2018 05:51 PM #583
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibby View Post
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    The sweeter something is, the more sugar it has and the less Cacao it has. Chocolate is not sweet. ... Cadbury®, Hersheys®, Nestlé®, Milka® and Kinder® bars are not Chocolate, they are candy, as is all milk chocolate. In milk-chocolate-candy, what you are tasting is NOT Chocolate.
    Lindt "99% Cocoa" is the real thing. Very pricey and an acquired taste. Lindt "90% Cocoa" quite pricey but delicious with a glass of red.
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  14. 18-03-2018 07:47 AM #584
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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    What about a Chuckberry?
    Now extinct but was a bit of a currant according to some experts.

    The maryberry is from the same species and is quite ubiquitous. Much blander than the chuckberry and only good for cooking.
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  15. 18-03-2018 08:00 AM #585
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    Nickberry - used to be found in the east end of London but, disappeared from there in a Heartbeat.
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  16. 18-03-2018 08:03 AM #586
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    Dangleberry - known to flourish in the unkempt backyards of some of the hygienically challenged.
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  17. 18-03-2018 05:19 PM #587
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    Neilberry. Acquired taste. Usually a maroon colour. Can cause serious injury.
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  18. 18-03-2018 08:00 PM #588
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    Quote Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY View Post
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    Dangleberry - known to flourish in the unkempt backyards of some of the hygienically challenged.
    Close relative of the Irish Dingleberry.
    Also Edinberry - home of the famous Hibees
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  19. 18-03-2018 08:39 PM #589
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    I think I should apologise for starting all the puns here.

    I'm really berry sorry.
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  20. 18-03-2018 09:19 PM #590
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    It is possible to win a game of monopoly after you’ve rolled the dice only 4 times.
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  21. 18-03-2018 10:48 PM #591
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godsahibby View Post
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    It is possible to win a game of monopoly after you’ve rolled the dice only 4 times.
    You sure?

    I thought it was 9 rolls.
    Buy nothing online unless you check for free cashback here first. I've already earned £2,389.68!


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  22. 19-03-2018 11:43 AM #592
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    You sure?

    I thought it was 9 rolls.
    That's what I read with the explanation, 2 player game 7 rolls in total. Will try and find the breakdown again.
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  23. 19-03-2018 04:54 PM #593
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godsahibby View Post
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    That's what I read with the explanation, 2 player game 7 rolls in total. Will try and find the breakdown again.
    Only if you're allowed to buy property before passing go. Have the rules changed since I was a boy?
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  24. 19-03-2018 05:37 PM #594
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killiehibbie View Post
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    Only if you're allowed to buy property before passing go. Have the rules changed since I was a boy?
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    That's what I read with the explanation, 2 player game 7 rolls in total. Will try and find the breakdown again.
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    You sure?

    I thought it was 9 rolls.
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    It is possible to win a game of monopoly after you’ve rolled the dice only 4 times.
    Ahem, you guys are starting to monopolise this thread.
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  25. 19-03-2018 06:08 PM #595
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    Quote Originally Posted by snooky View Post
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    Ahem, you guys are starting to monopolise this thread.
    They deserve the boot. Top hat off to you for pointing it out.
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  26. 19-03-2018 08:07 PM #596
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    They deserve the boot. Top hat off to you for pointing it out.
    Nah, give them a chance.
    Mon the Hibs.
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  27. 19-03-2018 09:39 PM #597
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    Quote Originally Posted by danhibees1875 View Post
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    Nah, give them a chance.
    I’m board of this conversation, the punsters should go to jail.
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  28. 20-03-2018 08:44 AM #598
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    A polar bears fur and fat layer trap heat so well that it can’t be seen with night vision goggles.

    United we stand here....
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  29. 20-03-2018 04:58 PM #599
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    Quote Originally Posted by lord bunberry View Post
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    A polar bears fur and fat layer trap heat so well that it can’t be seen with night vision goggles.
    You probably mean thermal imaging?
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  30. 20-03-2018 10:47 PM #600
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg View Post
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    You probably mean thermal imaging?
    Or thermal underwear?
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