What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
About three stone.
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27-02-2017 12:42 PM #332
I asked my mate what made him move to Switzerland, he said the flags a big plus!
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27-02-2017 04:34 PM #333
My great grandfather fell at Waterloo.............. somebody pushed him off the platform.
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27-02-2017 04:50 PM #334
I'm getting the impression that people posting on this thread are ignoring both the word 'smart' and 'good'.
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27-02-2017 05:37 PM #335This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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27-02-2017 07:17 PM #336This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I should have made clear it was a comment and not a joke
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27-02-2017 09:53 PM #337
Hear about the head chef on Mastermind? He said PASS on every question and got them all right.
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28-02-2017 10:50 AM #338
My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes.
She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.
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28-02-2017 02:24 PM #339This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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OI! Watch it!
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28-02-2017 05:29 PM #340This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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10-03-2017 04:19 PM #347This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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10-03-2017 07:43 PM #349
When I was young, I was adopted by a man called Daz.
He's my non-biological father.
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11-03-2017 06:41 AM #350This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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11-03-2017 08:42 AM #351
I know what a pekingese is but what's a shih tzu?
One that doesn't have any penguins.
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28-03-2017 07:48 AM #352This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Anyway, my Bonny Tyler satnav kept telling me to turn around so I exchanged it for a Fleetwood Mac one.
That keeps telling me I can go my own way.
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28-03-2017 08:03 AM #353
Did you hear about the guy that took his girlfriend out into the fog and mist?
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28-03-2017 08:12 AM #354
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28-03-2017 08:14 AM #355
Walked out of Costa this morning when the guy started speaking a foreign language to me.I asked for coffee in English and he replied "Di Caff", must be Italian or something?
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28-03-2017 01:50 PM #356This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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