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[The Leith Dutch]

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Keep up man. They can only afford white paint.

Maybe by that time all the FoH pledges will have been collected.
Then they can maybe afford a small tin of Airfix red to chuck in the left over dulux from the 1874FF stair painting "triumph" - voilà: pink paint and #allisbarry

[Ozyhibby]

@MatthewHarold83: Average Hearts player was getting £5,305 a week and you wonder why the club is in trouble. http://t.co/lw0SkzRZpF

http://www.sportingintelligence.com/...llenge-110601/

[Phil D. Rolls]

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Kaunus July 2013

Foundation of Hearts (FoH) have arranged a meeting with representatives of the Lithuanian admin.

Adomas (Administrator) : "If you can get the other parties agreed, we won't stand in the way of your purchase"

Alex (FoH) : "Great news Adomas, Big Zal , 5-1 and a' that!"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Adomas : "Obviously I can't go back to the treasury empty handed so we must negotiate a price for the debt, I feel generous today lets say half ,7.5 million"

Alex (FoH) : "Lira or Litas ?"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Adomas : "Sterling, Gentlemen"

Alex (FoH) : "Okay, Right that's £25k a month for 25 years we can do that"

Adomas : "You misunderstand, we can get a similar fee immediately by forcing the sale of Swynecastle"

Alex (FoH) : "Ya dirty Russian bastart"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Adomas : "I'm leaving!"

Alex (FoH) : "Wait Aromas! I'll call the FoH treasurer and see if we can crunch some numbers"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

Alex (FoH) picks up mobile and makes call : "Rolland...I'm about to pull the trigger on this deal, so you're sure then £12m a year in pledges ?"

Ian (FoH) : "I'm an MP"

5-1, 1902

[Treadstone]

SteveHFC is the victim in all of this imagine all the GIFs he has been holding back allowing the site to run quicker.

When the yams go bust there should be a window to let him post all his GIFs.

[Saorsa]

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Maybe by that time all the FoH pledges will have been collected.
Then they can maybe afford a small tin of Airfix red to chuck in the left over dulux from the 1874FF stair painting "triumph" - voilà: pink paint and #allisbarry

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[SteveHFC]

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SteveHFC is the victim in all of this imagine all the GIFs he has been holding back allowing the site to run quicker.

When the yams go bust there should be a window to let him post all his GIFs.

[Bostonhibby]

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FFS is that all Dan, get your hands in yer pockets and donate some more ya skinflint.

Sticking to a couple of big individual pledges through my "representatives" myself, don't want to get tied into any regular payments in case they're not around, and the big pledges surely mean so much more to them when the abacus comes out and the big cheese Murray starts talking impressive numbers, can't wait to see how much they have raised and how much they actually get.

[Phil D. Rolls]

Anybody else received their tickets for the FoH meeting?

[NorthNorfolkHFC]

This 1-5 stuff is brilliant.

I would like to see the Hibs fans doing it back to the Jambos next time they are at easter road. They're so stupid they wont know whats going on!! They be incredibly baffled with no other reason to give us grief. We could also let them we're all gay as well. That would go down a treat!!

We should accept that day as the day we decided we would no longer lie down and embrace it as a change in our attitude.

[Hermit Crab]

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@BarryAnderson_8: Majority (but not all) of £100k has been paid I believe RT @ChristineGauld: @BarryAnderson_8 any news on whether #hmfc have paid PAYE bill?

[SaulGoodman]

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@BarryAnderson_8: Majority (but not all) of £100k has been paid I believe RT @ChristineGauld: @BarryAnderson_8 any news on whether #hmfc have paid PAYE bill?

If they owe 100k surely it has to be paid all at once? Otherwise aren't they paying instalments on instalments? Only the yams..

[Platinum Scotty]

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@BarryAnderson_8: Majority (but not all) of £100k has been paid I believe RT @ChristineGauld: @BarryAnderson_8 any news on whether #hmfc have paid PAYE bill?

They will be wanting credit for paying the majority, not accepting that its the whole thing that needs paying!

OOPS, Meh bet me to it!!

[The Leith Dutch]

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@MatthewHarold83: Average Hearts player was getting £5,305 a week and you wonder why the club is in trouble. http://t.co/lw0SkzRZpF

http://www.sportingintelligence.com/...llenge-110601/

From a quick look at the attendance figures we had about 82% of their total attendance and 53% of their budget (assuming an identical squad size - anyone know how the squad sizes compare ?)
We also got 116% of their points :)

If we assumed equal squads at say 25 then (assuming my maths stands up):
Hibs wage bill is £3,645,275 and which is £18.29 per punter in ER
Yams have a wage bill of £6,895,925 which is a terrifying £27.58 per merrick in the PBS

Other than the fact I'm a sad git with too much time on my hands you can draw your own conclusions

[poolman]

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Some mentally insane wallopers leaving comments below that article. God that's cringey, almost makes kickback tolerable

All it takes is to drink 3 less pints of beer a month

Dearie dearie me

[FranckSuzy]

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[The Leith Dutch]

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[Stringer]

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SteveHFC is the victim in all of this imagine all the GIFs he has been holding back allowing the site to run quicker.

When the yams go bust there should be a window to let him post all his GIFs.

Jose slide GIF please

[SteveHFC]

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Jose slide GIF please

I would post this. But it slows the site down

[brog]

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Same thing is not? Was the payment plan not for the PAYE that should have been paid by those Kaunas players.

In a way yes but it was a penalty assessment so not strictly a default on PAYE. Makes it worse in that they're defaulting on an agreed payment plan. Can you imagine the scenes in PBS right now?? I've just found a pound down the back of this sofa, anyone else got any loose change?
Seriously, they must be scrabbling all over the place to try & pay it. If I was a Yam player I wouldn't hold my breath re my next salary payment!!

[#FromTheCapital]

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All it takes is to drink 3 less pints of beer a month

Dearie dearie me

The majority of them could do with drinking 10 less pints of beer a day

[Mon Dieu4]

Buy a Yam a cake and they can survive for one day, but buy them a cake tin and they will be able to support their whole club for a year

donate generously, your £10 could make a real difference

[steviehibsleith]

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From a quick look at the attendance figures we had about 82% of their total attendance and 53% of their budget (assuming an identical squad size - anyone know how the squad sizes compare ?)
We also got 116% of their points :)

If we assumed equal squads at say 25 then (assuming my maths stands up):
Hibs wage bill is £3,645,275 and which is £18.29 per punter in ER
Yams have a wage bill of £6,895,925 which is a terrifying £27.58 per merrick in the PBS

Other than the fact I'm a sad git with too much time on my hands you can draw your own conclusions

There youth system pays a lot also , 18-20 man squad for under 20s averaging £300 weekly. My mates boy will be a second year 17 next year and has been told they will sign him with a £3000 signing on fee and £170 a week ! I just said thats great and kept a straight face.

[Billy McKirdy]

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This 1-5 stuff is brilliant.

I would like to see the Hibs fans doing it back to the Jambos next time they are at easter road. They're so stupid they wont know whats going on!! They be incredibly baffled with no other reason to give us grief. We could also let them we're all gay as well. That would go down a treat!!

We should accept that day as the day we decided we would no longer lie down and embrace it as a change in our attitude.

They will always have this though

[The Leith Dutch]

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There youth system pays a lot also , 18-20 man squad for under 20s averaging £300 weekly. My mates boy will be a second year 17 next year and has been told they will sign him with a £3000 signing on fee and £170 a week ! I just said thats great and kept a straight face.

To be fair I'm often very generous with money if it's either not mine or I can just not bother handing it over when I'm supposed to

[green glory]

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They will always have this though

Duly nicked on cascaded across the Twattersphere!

[LancsHibs]

What is 1-5 that keeps getting mentioned?? Is it the secret formula, 1 part blood to 5 parts keek added to the white paint?

[monktonharp]

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Even if the FoH did somehow amazingly get control of them. Yam fans would see this as job done and most would stop giving.

you are not including the MP. he can easily afford 1k a month, using his Westminster expenses, charges for cleaning his moat, London flat etc

[greenginger]

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What is 1-5 that keeps getting mentioned?? Is it the secret formula, 1 part blood to 5 parts keek added to the white paint?

The only 1 - 5 I know about is the £ 1 . 5 Million the Yams are due Hector and might end their vile, cheating Club.

[Off the bar]

5 o'clock dead line has come and gone no news on payment, can we expect another winding up order tomorrow?

[ronaldo7]

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5 o'clock dead line has come and gone no news on payment, can we expect another winding up order tomorrow?

They'll have paid it before the winding up order kicks in.