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    An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman all meet up at the World Cup in Quatar, why was the Scotsman there?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman all meet up at the World Cup in Quatar, why was the Scotsman there?
    He was a Unionist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scouse Hibee View Post
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    An Englishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman all meet up at the World Cup in Quatar, why was the Scotsman there?
    He was an Arab??
    There is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns View Post
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    He was an Arab??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns View Post
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    He was an Arab??
    10/10 😀

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    A man's in the ocean and about to drown when a boat passes and the captain said " do you need help" the man said " no, God will save me". Another boat passes and again he's asked if he needs help, the man said again "no, God will save me", the boat sails on. The man finally drowned and went to heaven, there he meets God and he asks him why he didn't save him, God says "I sent you 2 boats ffs you dummy"

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    Went down to the bank today and the woman behind counter suddenly started singing 'Downtown'.

    I thought to myself that's a Peculiar Clerk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    Went down to the bank today and the woman behind counter suddenly started singing 'Downtown'.

    I thought to myself that's a Peculiar Clerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BS44 View Post
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    👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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    Quote Originally Posted by BS44 View Post
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    I dig that one up every year. It's my favourite Christmas joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hibbyradge View Post
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    I dig that one up every year. It's my favourite Christmas joke.
    OK, obviously no one else has the nerve. Could someone explain it to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oneone73 View Post
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    OK, obviously no one else has the nerve. Could someone explain it to me?
    🎼You'll go down in history.🎼

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    What's the most popular Wine at Christmas?










    "Aw, naw, not more Brussel Sprouts!"


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    I bought a Russian advent calendar; every time you open a window an oligarch falls out of it.

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    I bought a Russian advent calendar; every time you open a window an oligarch falls out of it.
    Oooft 🤣

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    Went to buy a Xmas tree and the guy said are you putting it up yourself, I said no, I'm putting it in the living room.

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    Itís been three years since I left my quite frankly terrifying ex who was obsessed with Robbie Williams. In a new relationship now and never been happier.

    Helenís gone and Heatherís here, thereís nothing left for me to fear.


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    Quote Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod View Post
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    I bought a Russian advent calendar; every time you open a window an oligarch falls out of it.
    I had a Brexit advent calendar. Every day another door closes.

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    We have a 99 year old man in our darts team so as a surprise we are going to fulfill his wish by spending his century birthday in the Caribbean.

    He'll be 100 in Haiti

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    What's the difference between a casual dress party and a pirate sex party?

    One you come as you are, the other you arrrrr as you come.


    Do you think your security can keep you in purity, you will not shake us off above or below. Scottish friction, Scottish fiction

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    I went to a club last night. They played The twist, I did the twist. They played Jump, I jumped. They played Come on Eileen...I got kicked out.
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