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Oh ma sides.
You're not laughing about 'tick tock' and the countdown clocks now are you ya Jambo welts :cb
It gets even better, it's actually in 27 days time, I just found this on the SFA websiteQuote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
A club is required to submit a summary of financial information covering the reporting year for 2012 and the previous two years i.e. 2011 and 2010 as detailed below.
Clubs will provide this information as follows -
SPL clubs – by 31 March 2013
All other clubs – by 30 April 2013
Unless the 2010 & 2011 figures have not previously been provided the club only requires to provide the 2012 figures.
As much as I hate them, I don't want them to go. Would miss the derby and the rivalry etc. Would like to see admin and Hearts in the First Division for a year or two though.
Good spot. Just in case they needed reminded :aok:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4
Similar to me. Im taking far too much enjoyment from seeing them get beat every week, dunno who id laugh at if they weren't hereQuote:
Originally Posted by WestStandLoyal
Is this really it????
I'll believe it when I see it..........
Then you dinnae hate them enough :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by WestStandLoyal
**** h****s
Try harder, then. You can do it!Quote:
Originally Posted by WestStandLoyal
Hopefully this link works, this is the SFA rules for accounts etc, maybe one of our more educated financial wizards can find something else I missed, page 11 onwards
http://www.scottishfa.co.uk/resource...20Criteria.pdf
lovin' it.......my birthday next week, please let it be so....
I don't know if it's wishful thinking on my part, but I tend to agree. Tomorrows home fixture with ST J is their last for a month, is there any real incentive for Hearts to pay Hibs the ticket money for the derby, their share of the cup final ticket money, or the players their wages on the 15th of March. I can see Hearts going into administration just after the cup final and keeping the money owed to Hibs and the SFL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
GGTTH
With things moving at slightly faster pace now, there has to be a possibility that their last ever game is against us on Sunday.
I don't want them to die completely, just suffer for eternity with the occasional whipping of us to put them in their place.
Whatever happens, I reckon there is a huge chance this will be the last derby for years, and as such it is vital we send them off to oblivion with their tails between their legs, begging for mercy. 5-1? You can stick it right up yer shunk ya bunch of maggot-infested faeces eaters.
Enjoyed yesterday more than most derbies. Won't miss them AT ALL.Quote:
Originally Posted by WestStandLoyal
But - we died on 19 may last year, i'm told - is this a dream?
For any merricks looking in; relax, stop resisting (not that many are!), embrace it, it's only OBLIVION!
I think someone should pay a visit to our St Mirren friends a visit and congratulate them on their league cup win!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibs07p
There are still some fannies at my work that said they don't mind what happens they will always have 5-1
When the club folds I wonder if they will still say the same?
It's getting that close, you can almost touch it :)
Nice work - It'll be interesting to see what Johnstone Carmichael have to say as UBIG are no longer in the fold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4
Nailed on the accounts are summed up with "All is barry.".Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
The final should go ahead regardless, I'd be happy to pay for a ticket to go to Hampden and laugh for 90 minutes while the Saints have a kick about...Quote:
Originally Posted by TariqE
Why is there nothing on bbc sport site about Romanov and Hearts troubles :confused:
Because they owe the money to themselves :agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Last Minute
they signed off the last accounts,on the understanding that UBIG was supporting them.....as soon as they did vlad pulled the plug !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sergey
Because the BBC are inherently anti-Hearts and love publishing all those negative stories about them. Oh wait, they haven't run with it? How odd.
Jambo Jimmy saves the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PunA-RBZY4g
:not worth
How very west stand of you! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by WestStandLoyal
Oh ya beauuutttttyyyyy:rules:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4
Do you know if theres a points deduction for this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/ag...5d1830b68.html
come on people lets make up some crackers :thumbsup:
The desperate, last, psychological death throws of the psychotically deluded. :ostrich:Quote:
Originally Posted by CraigHibee
Disappointing
Probably another transfer ban outwith the transfer window.Quote:
Originally Posted by 07hibee
I have the finest Leith Champagne on ice....this thread should be printed out, it is a collectors item and I am proud to be listed. "I'm in and its barry". The late Mr Mercer, you saved my club and ended your own! By giving Vlad the opportunity to take the reins, you and your Lord and Lady friends are honoury Hibernian supporter legends.
So what if they have to post their financial statements, they'll say what we all know they'll say, massive massive debt. I don't think there will be penalties for posting debt otherwise many scottish clubs (including ourselves) would be in trouble, can anyone help me out? Am I right or will they be penalised just because of the scale of their debt? GGTTH
This quote from Kickback is just priceless:-
Mr I. Need To Grow a Pair
"Feeling kinda numb with what's happened today.
I am confused as the next fan, I don't know if its good or bad news. My head says bad, my heart says good.
Tonight I am meant to be going out to celebrate my engagement with the other half, but I've had to ask her if we can do it another time. All I want to do is go into my den and watch my 5-1 DVD and remember the good times.
I just want to add....
As long as our hearts are beating, there will always be a Heart of Midlothian."
Ha bloody ha, enjoy the DVD while everyone else looks to the future...
Shirley a hibee at the wind upQuote:
Originally Posted by Col2
My favourite just now is "there's no debt, we'll just be sold to the highest bidder". It really is comical! Ohh well hopefully Spartans take their place, can be our new city rivals.
I just love your command of the English language :tee hee:Quote:
Originally Posted by Twa Cairpets
He isn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibee87
He's just mentally unwell like the rest of them.
Anybody else see the pie delivery thread? :greengrin
You've got to laugh at their sheer desperation.
Essentially Hearts will be made bankrupt by Lithuanian rescue fund in order that they recover and sell the assets. Although HMRC may beat them to it to try rescue some of the tax owed.The best they can become is become a newco in div 3 with someone forking out £7m for Tyncastle & injecting funds to run the club day to day. No way will they sell 40,000 when they are in div 3. More like 3,000. Tyncastle is sub prime property and would only sell for property in a boom. Maybe somebody buys at knock down price and waits ten years till a recovery. Best outcome div 3.worst ceases to exist.
It's not the debt that is the issue, at least not yet. They sign up to SFA rules, one of which is to lodge accounts with them on time.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnMcDonald
In time, the SFA will adopt the FIFA Financial Fair Play model, and when that happens debt and losses will become an issue.
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Originally Posted by WestStandLoyal
Have a look at a brokeback thread you'll soon change your mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Green E's
Yeah they owe Ubig 20 million but there is no chance they will get that back, UBIG will go into admin and they will sell hearts for as much as they can get and hey presto everything is hunky dory!!Quote:
Originally Posted by SmithyHibee
what they are ALL failing to ask is this....lets just say for arguments sake the above was true and FOH by them for next to nothing with no debt, lets just say this ACTUALLY happens what about this:
The club itself, the stadium the rent at riccation, bills, tax, debt owed out etc how much does that cost a year to run?
How much money do they earn and will it cover it?
simple answer is THEY DONT MAKE A PROFI unless some nutter comes in ready to squander millions............seriously do they just not get it?
Some cracking posts on this thread:
http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index....s/page__st__50
iainmac, on 04 March 2013 - 08:24 PM, said:
I think the price may be right (£7-10m for the club debt free) but who is going to pay it?
Answers on a postcard!
The Fans with a new but real share issue
So despite the fact that their fingers have been burnt they are willing to do it all again - given half the chance. Its a bit like that episode of the Simpsons when Homer's beers end up on the electricity cable and although he gets electrocuted every time he tries to get them off he keeps trying again and again.
Priceless.
Some do but have spent So many years in denial as their club has stuttered from one crisis or humiliation to another and seen their history besmirched that their stock thought is if I don't accept it it it didn't happenQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibee87
There is not one redeeming feature between them, their poxy club can **** off and die and the sooner the better.
They won't simply sell Hearts for as much as they can get ...they will realise the assets for as much as they can get ... They will break it up and sell all the elements separately if that provides a better return for the UBIG creditors ...they will not care about the football club , only maximising the amount of money they getQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibee87
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
I know this....my response was a hypothetical question aimed at the goons over the road who ACTUALLY think what I said is going to happen. When in reality its more likey to be as you said :greengrin
So who actually owns Hearts now - surely the SFA rules state an owner must be at least known and if the ownership has changed hands then has the new owner passed the 'fit and proper' test that now exists.
This my man is spot on. I want them wiped outQuote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
TOTALLY
That can't be right. This is a famous institution and surely the Lithuanians will feel a loyalty to HOMFC for all they have done for them and the balance sheet. You can't put a value on winning two world wars...Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4
Well if it's a summary they want.......
They're up to their necks in debt and don't have a pot to piss in
......Sorted :lolyam:
Is the football club not pretty worthless though? How much would they realistically want for a company that makes massive losses every year?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
Is the only assett of any value not tynecastle, which takes them back to selling that to the highest bidder and just letting hearts go?
Romanov away, that must be ominous for them. They can't say they weren't warned.
😄. Very true ...the Lithuanian people will create an uprising and march in their bare feet to Tynecastle and chain themselves to the railings . It will be the football equivalent of the suffragettes ! People will talk about it for centuries ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Col2
Precisely ! There's no way they will be able to retain their stadiumQuote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
Is there a white Jambo knight out there?
Poor Yamsters canny take it. :greengrin
http://i48.tinypic.com/7c47.jpg
there are currently 514 guests viewing this thread..i suppose the jambo's have to go somewhere to read about their woes....cos it aint on sickback:titanic::ostrich:
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Originally Posted by FalkirkHibby
http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/...-694937545.jpg
#allisbarry
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
who the **** would want tae other than the museum of antiquities :) it's not calton hill that's the shame of Edinburgh...it's that pink wongadome that is, big team/club my ****** erky
They'll lose all their assets - some players? Stadium. But they have a place in the spl - ubig or whoever can put a price on that. Unleas the SFA/SPL grow a pair and investigate the cheating.Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
.........the future is looking a wee bit more positive now!
http://www.scotsman.com/news/gary-ma...-now-1-2819599
Deluded is the word that springs to mind!!
Well if they are watching lets hope they go deeper into the Abyss than one of Mad's Submarine.Quote:
Originally Posted by fat freddy
I want them totally wiped out ENDOF
Amazing!..Medals McKay suggests bringing Sergio back!!!...I believe he's managing a champions league side at the moment and doing very well thank you...why would he want to step down to a club on the brink of administration?....they have staggering levels of self deception over at tynie.:ostrich:
The two funniest facts about this to me are, even if someone was to be gifted Hearts for £1 (a la Craig Whyte at Rangers) then for that £1 you'd actually be buying an entity that is worth immediately (and I mean IMMEDIATELY) -£5mQuote:
Originally Posted by clerriehibs
There's -£1.5m (due to HMRC)
There's a whole heap more needing spent on the Wongadome just to i) make it Health and Safety certifiable & ii) eventually UEFA compliant.
I'll be kind and call that a further -£3.5m
Either way, before a ball is kicked and before a player or admin worker is paid, you are £5m down.
Good luck with that, Jambos...
Will someone not do the right thing pull the plug life support machine .or atleast put a big pillow over the smelly pish stained filthy **** ****s bye byeQuote:
Originally Posted by clerriehibs
What about the £30 m or so debt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Er....Tesco ?? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
What's 5...10...30million among friends?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy74
Im hoping for a Sevco situation if at all possible - ie liquidation. They will however continue in some form or another regardless of any outcome. These Yams will go away and bake some cakes and start from scratch. Im afraid the infestation has no cure...
The wongadome is guaranteed to go though. I want them in oblivion, but i can see them with an spl place, but not much else, renting murrayfield and I'll be gutted because they will have got away with it because the authorities won't act.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Unrecoverable, other than what can be raised by selling off the wongadome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy74
What debt ? Its all Romanovs debt. Hearts will come out of this unscathed ...well thats what I was lead to believe :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy74
Where did this "all is Barry" saying come from?
Celebratory pub crawl along Dalry/Gorgie not far away now!
It's a reference to Barry Anderson, a so-called journo with Jambo leanings.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1two
Re the 30m, I was looking at their Best Case scenario, and still found it to be Shan.
All other scenarios are far from Barry (for the yams)
In other news, I'm taking my wee boy to hampden for his first game at the semi :) good to be a hibee today!!!
EEN Jambo beat writer Barry Anderson assured everyone that Ukio going under would have no effect on Hearts. No doubt repeating what he was told by that slaver Fedotovas.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1two
Hence, "all is barry".
Was in a cartoon that was in the evening news, can't post it cos I'm on my phone but I'm sure someone will be able toQuote:
Originally Posted by 1two
you mean this :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by #FromTheCapital
http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-ev...toon-1-2796972
That's the one haha!Quote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
Tesco are not in the market so more likely a building company for say...flatsQuote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
who is really a hun, he worked on the rangers news before moving on!!!.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim44
but most jambos are really huns - are they not?
First time ive seen that hahahaha GIRFUYQuote:
Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
ENDOF
:na na::na na::na na::na na::aok::greengrin
Early morning after the night before after being pumped out the cup by Saintees
Shaun Lawson wakes up after downing one too many lager tops pulled by Rudi.
he turns to look at the clock obscured by a lump in the covers of his Robbo-sized Hearts duvet.
The lump moves, the covers slip to reveal that bloke with the Romanov tattoo. Sean recoils in horror as flashbacks hit his mind playing over the shenanigans after tumbling into bed with his freshly twirled scarf still on. When a further rumbling below and a voice utters "heh-heh coo isn't it dark in here?!" As Ronnie Corbett surfaces.
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Originally Posted by Desperate Dan
Never seen that before. Recognised Salmond in the front and pretty sure though that this is the fellow in the back row.
Attachment 9443
:not worthQuote:
Originally Posted by Bad Martini
http://www.scotsman.com/sport/footba...nson-1-2820281
Tattoo-Man has been wheeled out to hold the line. "We are a BIG club so we're safe ". :confused:
Bit late, but any chance of someone organising an All Is Barry banner for the game on Sunday?
wow, just wow!Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
or "Hearts - under the Thumb"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
He has an obsession with the word "size" it seems.
"As much as (the off-field issues) are a massive factor in day-to-day life, you’ve got to look past that side of it"
This is the same guy that left the club because of off-field issues the last time wasn't it?
Indeed it was, apparently he or his missus, wanted paid as agreed, not Hertz class.Quote:
Originally Posted by calumhibee1
Very good, but where was Wee Shauns ma in all of this? She tucks him up in bed every night straight after CBBC finishes and she always checks under his covers for comics and his torch. How did she manage to miss a lumbering psycho with the brain of a goldfish and Britains Favourite comedian in the under 3ft category lurking beneath? This is what his social worker will want to know.Quote:
Originally Posted by VivaPalmeiras
A jambo at my work has actually admitted "we are doomed". They are starting to get the picture! :-)
Have the puddle drinkers recieved there share certificates yet?
Mods can we please just close the thread, all is barry according to the tattoo man. He has a good point Hearts are too big to die. He looks like a financial whizzkid to be fair :jamboclowQuote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
"Thank you for all you have done for us – we will never forget you."
:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:
Vladimir Romanov@TheReal_Romanov1st shift on the taxi's the day! Wish the glorious leader luck
Vladimir Romanov@TheReal_RomanovJust picked up James McPake! Couldn't understand a word he said! was like that pikey brad Pitt plays in snatch! Absolute slaver of a man
Paul McBennett@paulmcb79
@scotzine @GrahamSpiers @STVGrant How much for tynecastle ? cant see the bank walking away without a penny !! http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/hearts/216336-vladimir-romanov-relinquishes-control-at-hearts-after-quitting-ubig-board/ …
Grant Russell@STVGrant
Bewildered by claims Romanov still in charge at Hearts. He isn't on the board. He was chair of UBIG, who own club. He is no longer.
Talking of Tattoos, I wonder if the Yam with the giant Romanov tattoo on his back is getting proper counseling. :greengrin
Quote:
Originally Posted by greenginger
Time for a wee phone call methinks!! :cb
Quote from Stevenson
“Probably outside of Celtic in the SPL, and I’m biased here, we’re the biggest club. So, for anyone looking to achieve something in the game, it’s a great club to come to.
That's exactly why naebody likes your stinking club, out of touch with reality in all fronts, the yaks are obsessed with their so called right to be a 'big' club. They trot out the same guff week in week out, and they still think they will get away with this current situation unscathed.
I think not. :-)