Successes in management - Avoiding relegation with Pafos and Fleetwood, just the kind of guy they need. A sort of Temu Neil Warnock.
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Just watched the highlights from the Dundee game on Saturday. What a crowd. Those thousands on the waiting list still locked out I see.
I see Barry Anderson at the News has finally cottoned on to what’s been going on. He’ll be off Mrs. Budge’s Christmas Card list.
It can’t be a coincidence that there was not a queue of clubs lining up for a transfer frenzy to try and prise Shankland away from Hearts after such a great season in the summer there.
Why were clubs steering well clear? He comes across as a bit of a strange character, but must be more to it than that?
They are a classless, tinpot, shambles of a club
What they havent told the world, and given everything they do tell the world to make sure people know they are the biggliest team in the bottom six, is that Jamestown have added a special filter to their analytical software, nicknamed the "yamometer"
This is the primary filter on the data. Although it's top secret as to what the full filter includes, the primary layer is called "the funnel" and searches for specific profile elements, including:
Has owned or still owns a vehicle made by Rover or British Leyland
Said vehicle has maroon velour seat covers (extra points for unidentifiable stains on the seats)
Still lives with their mother (bonus points for living in the basement)
Is very close to at least one sibbling
Has spent at least 3 nights in the Gorgie Hilton
Looks like they need a good wash / beard trim / hair cut
Once offered to paint some steps at Tynecastle for free
Is delusional
Has a Russian hat in their wardrobe
Has never paid for a poppy
So you can see exactly why Captain Caveman with Ian Black as assistant is very likely.
I read one quote from a fan stated "Has Shankland's goals over the last few season been hiding just how bad we are, even though we came 3rd twice?" I'd say Shankland's goals and Gordon's saves have masked how poor Hearts were in recent seasons, despite their 3rd, 4th, 3rd placings. When I watch them, I generally feel I'm watching a relatively poor side. They might score some good goals, but I never think that they are a good side outplaying the opposition.
Am I being harsh in my assessment.
Interesting reading through the comments here where most are advocating a return to the traditional Hearts way of industrial, suffocating attritional football.
https://x.com/sked21/status/1916874476660064314?s=46
I think what Sked has described there is very similar to what we’ve turned into this season. Quality delivery into the box, physicality throughout the team, one or two in midfield that can play in amongst the battle. Dundee United are kind of similar I think. It’s a formula that works in this league.
Don't think you are. Last season their cracks were papered over by Hibs & Aberdeen being a shambles and several games where they were outplayed but Shankland came up with the goods due to the form he was in. He even admitted himself he overperformed in terms of expected goals. Now he's off the boil and Hibs/Aberdeen have got their s*it together it's shown them up for the overrated team they are.
Very risky time for them to sack another manager. Potential Butcher like situation if the new person doesn’t hit the ground running.
Spoke to a Yam ST holder today who said Critchley walked which might explain the 4 games to go thing
Felt he was thrown under the bus arrived when they were bottom of the league had Europe to contend with had someone else’s players to sort into a workable formation key players out injured and sold from under him without a by your leave a club captain and best player who disnae want to be there said Shankland was at the POTY being a knob refusing to engage or talk with supporters
They don’t know where their next win is coming from ?
A happy camp
Wasn’t really listening tbh can’t stand Hearts only passing only on what I was told but Boyce Sibbick Boateng Cochrane Rowles Oyegoke Tagawa and Oda
Got tbh every time the ****bos come to ER I have to buy a programme to keep up to speed with their squad changes all the time but never fear their squad was better than ours this season :greengrin
They also ‘sold / let go Makenzie Kirk to St Johnstone who looks decent scored a few
Liked Sibbick made lots of mistakes
As I said no interested only passing on what I was told not dotting the t’s and crossing the i’s FFS!
Struggling to name any current Hearts players tbh only interested in Hibs
I looked at the players they have let go apart from that no interest
Boyce Boateng and Rowles ring a bell if that helps ?
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