Share Transfers Agreed/Cooling off period

So they're self sufficient, well apart from the small sum of £0.5mm & this after a share issue of £1mm. If they were still floated on the stock exchange Southern could be prosecuted for these lies. Still, that's probably least of his worries right now! I love Vlad, wherever he may be!

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Originally Posted by Dashing Bob S

It's almost going to be more fun if they DO miraculously manage to raise it and stagger into next season.

It's a bit like watching somebody trying to play Monopoly with only twenty quid and The Old Kent Road and Whitechapel, sweating with a dice in their hand as they throw to get past a row of hostile hotels stacked up on Trafalgar Square, Coventry Street, Oxford Street, Mayfair, etc, while thinking: "if we can just get past them and collect 200 quid for passing go, all will be barry."

They somehow manage this.

Then somebody slaps a hand on their shoulder and says: "it's your throw again, mate."

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:top marks

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Originally Posted by Hibernianinc

Bids of "several tens of thousands of pounds" for a debt-free herts?

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Translated, that's 30 grand.

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Originally Posted by hibbymick

I get embarrassed watching this, CRRIIIINGE.

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That guy with the long dark hair is the biggest cringe of the lot and that's saying something. So many funny elements to that clip; the Roman Romanov chant, everyone trying to shake vlads hand, Roman trying to escape but ending up getting pestered by a load of drunken slavering idiots wanting photos.... The list goes on, comedy gold

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Originally Posted by bingo70

Tell that to fedetovas who's currently sipping vodka and smoking cigars with that other director that's been drawing a wage to project manage hearts New stadium!

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That's the icing on the cake for me, if they're paying themselves and no one else. Quality piss taking :-)

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Originally Posted by #FromTheCapital

That guy with the long dark hair is the biggest cringe of the lot and that's saying something. So many funny elements to that clip; the Roman Romanov chant, everyone trying to shake vlads hand, Roman trying to escape but ending up getting pestered by a load of drunken slavering idiots wanting photos.... The list goes on, comedy gold

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That was a guy?!!!!

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Originally Posted by Hibee87

and they are all out of 'get out of jail free' cards, on the plus side medals McKay won 2nd place in a beauty contest and generously donated the 10 pound

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Jesus, who came third ?!?!?

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Originally Posted by crewetollhibee

Jesus, who came third ?!?!?

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Stevie Fulton obviously

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Originally Posted by Kato

Translated, that's 30 grand.

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:agree: oh yes.

I reckon they'll keep the "free paint jobs for a year" in reserve. Those Lithuanians will be easy to negotiate with. :greengrin

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Originally Posted by Thecat23

That was a guy?!!!!

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:hilarious

Possibly a pre-op tranny, unsure if its male to female or female to male though.

if i win the lotto the morn i will make it a quick death for them :flag:

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Originally Posted by greengnome

I burst oot laughing when I seen this... The wife near shat herself.... First thing she said... You on that Hibs site again...!! :faf:

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Hahahaha, I am not alone then, brilliant post!!

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Originally Posted by greengnome

As has been raised on another post..... Wit aboot getting a pay day loan from WONGA??????? I am sure the 3 old geezers on the advert could sort them oot?... :rolleyes:

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They might have to play :greengrin

Anyone able to fire up the pic of that slob with the Romanov tattoo on his back? Even bigger laugh.


ta ta yams :bye:

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Originally Posted by HH_MYB

"We've got some of the best young players in Scotland, if not the UK, and certainly they will attract interest." - they've said this so much to themselves that they're really believing it now!

overall their "we're really desperate for any money but won't accept money if it doesn't represent good value for our bestyoungplayersintheworld standards" is conflicting. No-one in their right mind is going to bid any kind of value for these players, the only benefit of a bid is so that a club doesn't have to compete with other clubs once their available on a free so most clubs will wait before biding a pittance just before they go boom.

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Hearts young players are not even the best in Edinburgh, never mind the UK.

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Originally Posted by Phil the Hibby

Anyone able to fire up the pic of that slob with the Romanov tattoo on his back? Even bigger laugh.


ta ta yams :bye:

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I'll have a look, but in the meantime, feast your eyes on this beaut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS0rf8F40hM

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Originally Posted by Phil the Hibby

Anyone able to fire up the pic of that slob with the Romanov tattoo on his back? Even bigger laugh.


ta ta yams :bye:

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http://i16.tinypic.com/48dq7wl.jpg

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Originally Posted by Moon unit

During the interview with David Southern( Herts supremo), when asked will u be able to pay the players tomorrow, he said ( with a straight face ) "a days a long time in football"... At that point I soaked my Breeches and haven't stopped pishing them !... Please let the comedy continue! Ps, Keekback is better than the Dave channel at the moment!

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No as funny as the bold bit though :aok:

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Originally Posted by robinp

I'll have a look, but in the meantime, feast your eyes on this beaut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS0rf8F40hM

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How shocked does Bednar look haha.

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Originally Posted by Thecat23

How shocked does Bednar look haha.

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How about a racist video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkVyL...endscreen&NR=1

http://local.stv.tv/edinburgh/107388...-newco-in-spl/

The statements in this considering what is known now UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!!!!

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Originally Posted by grunt

Is it just me, or is Rod struggling to keep the grin from splitting his face?

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:agree: :greengrin Hail Sir Rod :not worth Superbly worded reply :top marks

Thursday Evening, feeling just fine. Not long opened a bottle of wine.......Hey, hey, hey it's been a beautiful day......
Bye, bye, bye scuuuumy Jambos, oh, oh, oh the Hibees are gayyyyy.
Aye, aye, aye yer clubs finally dying. Hey, hey, hey...what a beautiful day!!!!!!!!!

Scotland tonight, yams and child beauty pagents, keep the kids away from them!!

Just watched Rod. I wouldn't say he was about to laugh but he definitely had the look of a man who knows how good a job he has done and just how much **** that hearts (rip) are in. God bless him and hope he steers the good ship Hibernian for a good few years yet

All jambos will be tuned into Scotland tonight.

There's a discussion on the subject of child beauty pageants.

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

Scotland tonight, yams and child beauty pagents, keep the kids away from them!!

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Go hand in hand those 2 things!!!


Wee Airdrie Jambo agrees!

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Originally Posted by robinp

How about a racist video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkVyL...endscreen&NR=1

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He really was shocking, how he made the grade I'll never know.

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Originally Posted by Treadstone

Decisions! Decisions!

Jamie Borthwick ‏@jamiekborthwick8m
Hearts problems will be debated on @ScotlandTonight at 10.30pm with a panel of guests.

or from Edinburgh


BBC Question Time ‏@bbcquestiontimenow
Tonight's panel update (now 6/6 on Twitter) @RuthDavidsonMSP, @AnasSarwar, @MorayMP, @georgegalloway, @LesleyRiddoch & @Nigel_Farage #bbcqt

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Someone should ask Nigel Farage his opinion of current events at Tynecastle.

He would blame the EU, obviously.

"If only Lithuania hadn't been admitted to the EU in 2004...."

:wink:

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Originally Posted by Thecat23

He really was shocking, how he made the grade I'll never know.

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Scored against Arsenal ya know........and was on about £10k in food vouchers a week allegedly!!!