The generic Hearts thread

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fuzzywuzzy

Pep Guardiola’s side signed the ‘Japanese Messi’ from Gamba in August 2019 and, thanks to a special relationship between the Premier League Champions and Edinburgh’s oldest football club, founded in 1874, loaned him to Scottish Premiership side Hearts.

At Hearts, Meshino will have the opportunity to further develop his skills on the pitch while impressing the fans with his ability. He will learn, grow and prosper in Edinburgh and it is an honour to have this special talent in Scotland, and at Hearts.

The above is from hearts Japanese website😶

---

Hilarious, looks like it was written by a kickback hivemind

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fuzzywuzzy

Pep Guardiola’s side signed the ‘Japanese Messi’ from Gamba in August 2019 and, thanks to a special relationship between the Premier League Champions and Edinburgh’s oldest football club, founded in 1874, loaned him to Scottish Premiership side Hearts.

At Hearts, Meshino will have the opportunity to further develop his skills on the pitch while impressing the fans with his ability. He will learn, grow and prosper in Edinburgh and it is an honour to have this special talent in Scotland, and at Hearts.

The above is from hearts Japanese website😶

---

Oh my... not another 'Special Relationship'? :lolyam:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Fuzzywuzzy

Pep Guardiola’s side signed the ‘Japanese Messi’ from Gamba in August 2019 and, thanks to a special relationship between the Premier League Champions and Edinburgh’s oldest football club, founded in 1874, loaned him to Scottish Premiership side Hearts.

At Hearts, Meshino will have the opportunity to further develop his skills on the pitch while impressing the fans with his ability. He will learn, grow and prosper in Edinburgh and it is an honour to have this special talent in Scotland, and at Hearts.

The above is from hearts Japanese website😶

---

That's incredible. Self aggrandisement par excellence!

If hearts were a politician, they'd be Donald Trump.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

If hearts were a politician, they'd be Donald Trump.

---

I like this a lot.

I believe there is a list of FACTS/STATs doing the rounds about games played etc to try and make them feel better that they’ve beaten a few more times. So i sent some yam associated a few more FACTS and STATS and boy did I get bites with this........Yes it childish but you know....


Interface En£100
James Armstrong & Co£1,520
Johnston Carmichael£100
Jane Lofthouse Johnson£410
James Sandison£680
J Thomson Colour Printers£100
Kauno Futbolo£13,431
Key Sports Management£23,049
Korelita£52,610
KPMG Hungary£1,190
Lady Haigs Poppy Fund£185
Lietuvos Rytas£37
Livingston FC£282
Liverpool FC£46,625
Llyods TSB£17,165
Lex Autolease£1,159
Lochgreen Hotel£510
Lyco Direct Ltd.£1,822
Milson Capital Corp£1,223,989
Ian Maclennan£335
McCraes Battalion Trust£100
Dr Carrie McCrea£760
Tony McGill£19,625
Dr Scott McKie£700
McRae of Gorgie£560


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

We've finished above them in the league every year since we were promoted.

FACT.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hibbyradge

We've finished above them in the league every year since we were promoted.

FACT.

---

And were a better side for the 2 seasons before that as well.

The EEN pointed out today that they've used 26 different players at left back since 2014. On the JKB thread discussing this, many are saying that Adam Eckersley was the pick of the bunch. It's strange then that he never even got a game for us the short time he was at ER.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Peevemor

The EEN pointed out today that they've used 26 different players at left back since 2014. On the JKB thread discussing this, many are saying that Adam Eckersley was the pick of the bunch. It's strange then that he never even got a game for us the short time he was at ER.

---

That’s an outstanding stat.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hiberniankb

Apparently signing Liam Lindsay

---

Hes a good player. Hopefully not true.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by we are hibs

Hes a good player. Hopefully not true.

---

Valued at 2.5 Million and associated wages? No chance . Maybe on loan.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hiberniankb

Apparently signing Liam Lindsay

---

Sally Lindsay would improve their team.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by greenlex

Valued at 2.5 Million and associated wages? No chance . Maybe on loan.

---

I have a wee suspicion that loanees are all they're going to get

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by we are hibs

Hes a good player. Hopefully not true.

---

He can’t get a game for a team near the bottom of the English second division, he’ll no be that good.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Aldo

I believe there is a list of FACTS/STATs doing the rounds about games played etc to try and make them feel better that they’ve beaten a few more times. So i sent some yam associated a few more FACTS and STATS and boy did I get bites with this........Yes it childish but you know....


Interface En£100
James Armstrong & Co£1,520
Johnston Carmichael£100
Jane Lofthouse Johnson£410
James Sandison£680
J Thomson Colour Printers£100
Kauno Futbolo£13,431
Key Sports Management£23,049
Korelita£52,610
KPMG Hungary£1,190
Lady Haigs Poppy Fund£185
Lietuvos Rytas£37
Livingston FC£282
Liverpool FC£46,625
Llyods TSB£17,165
Lex Autolease£1,159
Lochgreen Hotel£510
Lyco Direct Ltd.£1,822
Milson Capital Corp£1,223,989
Ian Maclennan£335
McCraes Battalion Trust£100
Dr Carrie McCrea£760
Tony McGill£19,625
Dr Scott McKie£700
McRae of Gorgie£560


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

---

:greengrin

Where’s the rest of it though?

that can’t even be half of it

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia

:greengrin

Where’s the rest of it though?

that can’t even be half of it

---

I specifically used that segment because it has the Lady Haig Poppy Fund and Macraes Battalion.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Aldo

I specifically used that segment because it has the Lady Haig Poppy Fund and Macraes Battalion.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

---

See if you'd expanded it a wee bit you could have included other charitable or public spirited bodies like BIG Hearts Community Trust, HOMFC shareholders association or various NHS bodies.

Sent from my SM-A750FN using Tapatalk

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

See if you'd expanded it a wee bit you could have included other charitable or public spirited bodies like BIG Hearts Community Trust, HOMFC shareholders association or various NHS bodies.

Sent from my SM-A750FN using Tapatalk

---

Indeed. I’ll send him that tomorrow. Will make his day.... and mine [emoji23]


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns

Anyone in need of a laugh look at @hearysrant on twitter.

It Starts with

🧵 | As the year comes to a close, it’s time to look back on some of the utterly mindless things that have happened at Heart of Midlothian FC in 2019. Let’s go. 👇🏼

We built a Japanese website to meet the *massive demand* for Hearts house-coats in East Asia.

---

House-coats!!!!
Kimono your having a laugh!! 😂😂

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ozyhibby

In 2014 I’m sure we literally just had to win one game for a good few weeks and it just never came. Not a good place to be.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

---

Also from 2014: Hamilton don’t just turn up for the appearance money.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Peevemor

The EEN pointed out today that they've used 26 different players at left back since 2014. On the JKB thread discussing this, many are saying that Adam Eckersley was the pick of the bunch. It's strange then that he never even got a game for us the short time he was at ER.

---

Just counted: in the same time period we've had eight, and I reckon one player makes up at least 90% of all appearances in that position.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hiberniankb

Apparently signing Liam Lindsay

---

This is wishful thinking on the part of JKB posters

Stendal has said Glenn Whelan has no leadership qualities and basically said he will look to move him on. Outstanding management.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by wookie70

I said that to my lad yesterday. His point of view is that Hibs have the upper hand even though one of his early derbies was a certain cup final. He has missed a few in the last 8 or 9 years and he has probably got a winning record when watching the Derby. They don't know they are born the younger generation and it explains why I was still concerned yesterday until about 88 mins when he thought it was a schoosh

---

Yeah me too mate am still mentally scarred from the 80s and early 90s runs against them. I didnt breathe easy until the 90th min on Thurs. The youngsters these days dont know they are living

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Borderhibbie76

Yeah me too mate am still mentally scarred from the 80s and early 90s runs against them. I didnt breathe easy until the 90th min on Thurs. The youngsters these days dont know they are living

---

Not so sure. I started taking Ozyhibby jnr when he was almost 4 in 2010. His first 5 years watching Hibs was pretty traumatic with us losing two cup finals, skirting with relegation before eventually getting relegated and then staying down for far too long. By the time we won the cup in 2016 he was fairly battle hardened for a 9 year old and had earned his spurs.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Borderhibbie76

Yeah me too mate am still mentally scarred from the 80s and early 90s runs against them. I didnt breathe easy until the 90th min on Thurs. The youngsters these days dont know they are living

---

The youngsters of today had to watch michael nelson attempt to defend. Thats enough to put you off football for life

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by calumhibee1

Stendal has said Glenn Whelan has no leadership qualities and basically said he will look to move him on. Outstanding management.

---

He doesn’t turn up for training most days apparently, he’s basically part time, the problem with that is he’s on £8k a week. When you add in the fact that Naismith is working from home and also on a huge wage you can see why there’s a bit of disharmony in the dressing room.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by lord bunberry

He doesn’t turn up for training most days apparently, he’s basically part time, the problem with that is he’s on £8k a week. When you add in the fact that Naismith is working from home and also on a huge wage you can see why there’s a bit of disharmony in the dressing room.

---

Is that normal at a club?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Northernhibee

Is that normal at a club?

---

Only huge massive ones.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Northernhibee

Is that normal at a club?

---

Lead from the top, the directors of football/sporting directors seem to float about between home and work and the manager who hadn't heard of them wasn't even in the country in the build up to their cup final so, yes, it's normal at one club.

Allisbarry

Sent from my SM-A750FN using Tapatalk