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I didn't think it was just me and I'm starting to use the 17p stuff out of tesco instead when I make any drink. The water in Duloch is even worse than that in Edinburgh which is saying something.
Even a drop of our national tap water ruins our national drink while the spring water just does its job without altering any taste.
Standard definition tv channels, especially for sport of any kind. Just do away with it.
People that put loads of salt on their food, often before even tasting it first.
Students walking about our city like the own the place. Walking in groups of about 10 taking up the full pavement and if they were walking any slower they'd be going backwards.
Get the **** out of my way you sponging, Pot Noodle eating, Countdown watching, tax avoiding pricks!
Chihuahuas. Just got attacked by one while out jogging.... Thank God it was only a chihuahua, if it had been the guy's bull terrier (which was thankfully on the lead) I wouldn't be typing this!
Tutting, if the women sat next to me on the bus does it one more time then I'm fast tracked to Saughton
You people complaining about Scottish tap water should try living down here. The water's very hard, which means kettles, coffee-makers and shower heads fur up in no time at all and you don't get any lather from soap and shampoo. Wee white bits floating in your tea and coffee that catch the back of your throat and it tastes like s***e. I dream of nice soft Scottish water.
The Brita filter jug is the best thing I've ever bought.
Statistically the tap water in Berlin has been filtered through 7 people's kidneys before it reaches your taps. The water here is recycled from sewage plants and goes through several filtration processes before it's returned to the mains. Despite all that it tastes better than most bottled water and has received better results in purity tests than the majority of bottled water. Maybe I only notice the terrible chemical taste in UK water because I'm not used to it?
People that leave jam/marmalade/mustard etc residue in butter/margarine, I mean FFS just use another knife!
People that wipe their bogies on public toilet walls. Why the **** would you do that when you're sat next to a roll of toilet paper?
Folk driving with front fog lights on. Now it's getting darker at nights I'm starting to notice it again. I'm going to take to blinding them with my full beams.
The "4 headlight complaint" has been regurgitated by myself in Pet Peeves I to IV so I'll take this chance to say to all the Stevie Wonders out their "Two headlights please and ONLY two fog lights (with no headlights) IF it's foggy.
Phew, I fell better after that.
The number of minutes/hours/days/weeks/months dedicated to something,
cycle to work day (aye right! cycle the 20 miles to my work?)
Earth Hour - sit in darkness for an hour
Movember, Sober September, shave yer head week.
Bollocks to all that
Agree - I also loathe the requirement of enforced wackiness on Red Nose day or Comic Relief. I understand its a good cause, and I'll donate, but don't look at me as if I'm evil if I decline to turn up wearing all red "for the bants". Just F Off.
The current advert for "imagine what a month without a hangover would feel like" really, really gets my goat. Self righteous gash and for me a pointless way to address a genuine problem of excessive drinking.
Finally, and unrelatedly, adverts on telly that use puppets. Get tae.
The term "bants" does my ****** head in, someone tries to be funny with you at work usually in front of other folk and then proclaim "it was just bants" when you pull them up for being a dick.