😂 funnily enough I thought about adding something along those lines in my post :greengrin
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The National Team.
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Clickbait headlines like 'Chelsea legend unrecognisable on beach holiday'.
Then you look at the pictures and unless Gianfranfo Zola has grown a foot and changed race it is quite clearly Didier Drogba but just a few years older.
Just seen the Tennants ad for the umpteenth time. Has anyone ever the word ooft being used?
I cannot stand it.
People who call Tennents Tennants or Tenants 😬
The built in wardrobes that the previous owners of my house put in. Absolutely useless. The middle of the wardrobe is pretty much inaccessible. The hanging rails are also too far back into the wardrobe and inexplicably high so you are on your tiptoes leaning forward trying to even get anything at either end of the wardrobe. Anything in the middle is even worse. I’ve got a funeral tomorrow and just done my shoulder in trying to get to my rarely used funeral clothes. What’s more, got my suit out to find that it doesn’t fit any more so I’m going to have to make a trip to the shops just now
Pair of nikes where the left sole makes a popping noise when walking. No air pockets on the sole. Does my ****ing head in!!
Collecting relatives from Glasgow Airport, flight delayed so we were in the airport car park for 90 minutes...
...and the parking charge was 24 quid!
Who the **** are most of the folk playing Glastonbury?
It’s really started pissing me off in recent years but I can’t quite put my finger on it. I think it’s been since the “ooooh Jeremy Corbyn” **** when he did a speech there that makes me think it’s just a champagne socialists paradise.
And the line up is terrible. What is LCD Soundsytem and how do you make it stop?
I won't go in till the passengers are out and ready to go Generally it's my kids so they walk to the long stay which is a free 10 minute entry/exit. I didn't mind the odd pound about 10 tears back but it's now simply legalised piracy.
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Probably been mentioned already but joggers who have their dogs clipped on a lead to their waist while they run. You can get plenty of exercise by walking a dog and it also gives the dog pleasure by being able to do all the things dogs like to do - unlike being forced to trot alongside a selfish owner.
'Make sure you take a pen to the polling station on Thursday, they'll just rub out the pencil'.
One of those things that only became a thing because of social media. If there was mass vote rigging then that involves opening the ballot boxes so why would a pen or pencil make any difference? Surely they would just remove 'undesirable' votes regardless of how they were written.
Worth noting that one reason pencil is used is specifically to avoid invalidated papers, wet ink can smudge or transfer to another box when folded, pencil can't.
Reminds me of the Brexit referendum when the leave side were constantly going on about a rigged vote........until they realised they were going to win.
Prank calls, erseholes who think the old Liver and takeaway jokes are funny. Time wasting idiots nearly every night 😡