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Growing disquiet in the Conservative party about how much funding via party donors is going to pay personal, non-political & legal expenses of Boris Johnson & his family.
The amount is understood to run into hundreds of thousands of pounds.
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Why would they be upset about that? He's King Boris now, isn't he. Tories like that kind of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Callum_62
More flag ****ging...
https://mobile.twitter.com/tomhunt19...31192180338692
My bet would be he'd lie about the history of that flag.
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Seen a just out the packet new one today on a flagpole attached to the side of the garage belonging to one of our locals, flying cheerfully upside down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
Guys wee bungalow is like fort Knox with CCTV cameras everywhere so maybe he'll spot what's wrong with his flag.
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A Tory in distress. Must be tempting to call the police in case he is being held hostage 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Several options occurred[emoji6]Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
However anyone who has a camera concealed in a plastic squirrel is probably best left to his own devices[emoji16]
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Nuts!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Jobbies actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
Theres a sign telling potential offenders that if they don't pick up their dogs deposits they'll be on camera and reported by the self appointed Dog turd czar[emoji16].
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Cheeky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
These aren't heartfelt statements from Conservative mps, there's been a memo sent out from that Union love bomb unit Johnson has set-up to say stuff like this.
How bereft of actual beneficial ideas are they?
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Boris Youth?
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I was in the cadet forces when I was wee, I think they're a great idea. I can't recall even a mention of politics when I was with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Two points though; I wasn't aware of any cadet forces attached to public schools. Any that were attached it was all private schools and, the funds were allocated from the military budget although money was also raised from the cadets [parents].
Of course things could have changed in the last 45 years lol.
Yep, in those days nobody would be accusing schools who declined to take part of hating their country.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
so, what is the psychology behind this, bearing in mind Baroness Windbag also enjoys photoshoots sitting on highland cattle as well
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#Prayforthehighlandcattle.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
a catchy wee limerick for tank commander ross
The Indy Poet. on Twitter: "You can dress in your finest and stand on a tank You can have your best friendships with those who run banks You can wave your wee flag and fall flat on your face Happy Easter you *******, you’re Scotland’s disgrace. https://t.co/LDPWUPA3mk" / Twitter
Militaristic flag-****ging. Echoes of Thatcher during the Cold War/Falklands.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Tory voters seem to like that kind of Kitcheneresque guff.
Looks like the world’s crappest superhero.
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Unless the Scottish electorate has changed dramatically folk like Ross and Davidson are the SNP's greatest electoral asset, if only for their irritant value for some.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
The Tory machine either doesn't see it or genuinely doesn't have anyone more credible and or electable available.
Suspect they are about to see it at the ballot box.
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Agree. I think they are about to come third and I think that Ross will lose his job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
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What he does is a JOB? They actually give him money and a title to do what he's been doing? F*** me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
I wonder what his key objectives are, Can't just be standing about in a tank looking like Man at C&A's.
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Piecework presumably. Paid by the number of times he says 'divisive', irrespective of context or relevance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I imagine his constituents want him to get on with the day job at Westminster rather than go galavanting round the country with Ruth and a tank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Suppose they've got what they voted for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
It's the tank I feel sorry for here.
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It's an advertisement for a BBC comedy show. The main character is called Gary.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Nicola will have to hike her dress up and straddle a nuke if she wants to stay in the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by ballengeich
Couldn't we get Rooth astride a submarine somewhere?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
A couple of fathoms below should do it but you'd probably still be able to hear her.
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God no, think of the marine life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I see what you mean, easily confused with a giant sea cucumber.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
it would be fantastic watching her sit on a dummy trident missle launched from the bottom of the sea, but anyway....she also loves PR photos of her sitting on poor cattle for some bizarre reason
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/...pg?imwidth=450
She’s got the hornQuote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
I can feel a caption competition coming on.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Large coo, photographed in unnatural pose.
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https://twitter.com/Jacob_Rees_Mogg/...82670338998276
The nick of that drip. Could be the biggest hypocrite alive.
Borrowed from Facebook. I'll give it back later lol
Reportedly...
1987, Johnson marries Allegra Mostyn-Owen
April 1993, Johnson’s first marriage annulled
8th May 1993, only two weeks after first marriage ended, Johnson marries Marina Wheeler who is already 8 months pregnant.
12 June 1993 Johnson and Wheeler’s daughter Lara Lettice is born.
1995, son Milo Arthur born.
1997, daughter Cassia Peaches born.
1999, son Theodore Apollo born.
In 2000 to 2004, his four kids aged between less than one year old and until his eldest was eleven, Johnson has a four-year affair with Spectator columnist Perronella Wyatt whilst he was editor resulting in her having a miscarriage and also an abortion.
April 2006, still a married father of four, Johnson has an affair with Guardian journalist Anna Fazackerley and under suspicion of such then gives her a job.
2009, Johnson now fathers an extramarital daughter with arts consultant Helen Macintyre.
2012, still married and with four children to Marina Wheeler, a miscarriage and abortion for Perronella Wyatt, an extramarital daughter with Helen Macintyre, and an extramarital affair with Anna Fazackerley, Johnson now begins a 4-year sexual relationship with Jennifer Arcuri
2013, Court of Appeal discharges an injunction which had been brought by Johnson to ban the reporting of the very existence of his daughter with Macintyre, with the judge stating that the public had a right to know about Johnson’s “reckless” behaviour.
2016, 4-year sexual relationship with Jennifer Arcuri ends. Johnson now being investigated for handing her large amounts of taxpayer’s money, lucrative contracts and taking her on paid official trips.
2018, still somehow married to Marina Wheeler, Johnson begins an affair with Carrie Symonds.
September 2018, confirmation by Johnson and Marina Wheeler of separation in July 2018, after 25 years of marriage and four children together. Although it’s reported his children no longer wish to speak to him.
2019, Johnson and Symonds move in together. Police get called to their flat by neighbours upon hearing screams.
August 2019, Johnson’s wife, Marina Wheeler, confirmed she’s in remission after she’d been ‘distracted from getting check-ups’ and had, since being diagnosed with cervical cancer in early 2019, undergone two surgical operations.
Late 2019, Johnson and Symonds get engaged.
12th December 2019, Johnson elected with a majority. Johnson and Symonds move into 10 Downing Street.
February 2020, financial settlement reached between Johnson and Wheeler.
29th April 2020, Carrie Symonds gives birth to Wilfred.
November 2020, Johnson and Marina Wheeler’s divorce is finalised.
March 2021, American Jennifer Arcuri confirms to the media that her sexual affair with Johnson ran from 2012 to 2016.
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Originally Posted by Jack
i'm still trying to work out what Symonds is all about, she knows he's a "love" cheat, she arguably is intelligent, so why does she think she will be the one to change probably the most disloyal ******d in politics ?
tories are truly repugnant
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She's not been in that role for over a year. Not that they're not repugnant, but they're not currently repugnant on that point.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
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Originally Posted by Future17
i did actually check the date beforehand this time, 2019 :greengrin i maybe should have used Dido Harding's £37B funding, and anyone wanting to complain could do so to John Penrose, the government's anti-corruption champion
Dido's husband
Is it a bird is it a plane no it’s LinesmanQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
A quick glance at that and misread it as straddle nude. Immediately had a vision and blacked out, just come too and still feel ill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibrandenburg
"Come to", Shirley?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stick
Otherwise, TMI.
:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
:flamed:OopsQuote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
Hope it’s not subliminal, or I’ll have to kill myself
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:top marksQuote:
Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
Sounds like a case of wishful thinking. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stick
Theres people who would pay good money to be blocked by Galloway.Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
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Nature bill is as follows:Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Independence is bad... Uh... For NATURE! It's not happening, so nature is saved. Like the Union!
Also we'll give £500M to some Etonian to develop a spreadsheet that asks donors very kindly not to chop down 0.1% of their intended forests.
That's it.
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Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Where is this Nature Bill. I can't see it anywhere. Much as I hate the Tories to my core it would be great that Parties now know that being Green is good for votes in Scotland. That means the Scottish people have no doubt about how important it is. The issue with anything the Tories say is credibility. They are born liars and manipulators so difficult to believe this is anything other than trying to win a few votes knowing they will not need to do anything.
Johnson and the DUP. Are they trying to restart a war in NI? What for? Distraction tactic? Prove that Blair was a loser, with his woke GFA and his lefty devolution? :dunno:
Going by the Newsnight article last night the Tories don't care, Brexit is done, and the DUP are very, very keen on blaming any current or future problems on anybody who isn't a Loyalist, but won't ever blame Brexit.Quote:
Originally Posted by lapsedhibee
https://www.politico.eu/article/nort...lashes-police/
Brandon Lewis should tell us all again how there's "no border in the Irish Sea".
Arlene Foster certainly not helping thingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Kato
https://twitter.com/DUPleader/status...103877634?s=19
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The Rangers saying it was Chelsea fans fault springs to mind. What a brass neck she has. Westminster looks like it has turned its back on peace, probably not enough money in it for them. The future for Ireland looks like the past unfortunately. Hopefully enough can see that a future in Europe makes far more sense than a future in a Union that has no interest in them.Quote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
Wee scrotes petrol bomb a bus.Quote:
Originally Posted by wookie70
National leader says ‘aye ok but the real criminals are over there’
A long-time acquaintance of Boris Johnson once said that anyone who puts their trust in him will be betrayed. The DUP have now discovered the truth of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kato
As pointed out by both John Major and Tony Blair, once the decision to leave the Customs Union was made there had to be a customs border, with all the attendant checks, either in the Irish sea or on the island of Ireland. The UK negotiators decided to effectively hand Northern Ireland over to the EU.
:agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
Whataboutery at it's finest, dreadful leadership.
You can bet they are being encouraged by the loyalist drug cartels who masquerade as paramilitaries.Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
One wonders if Loyal E Coyote in this clip has learned a painful lesson.
https://youtu.be/l-HCAeM4Nnw
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Never use petrol bombs delivered from the Acme Petrol Bomb Co.Quote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
Wouldn't happen if they were manufactured under European standards [emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
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I've watched that a few times and can't work out exactly what happens. It almost looks like he appears from inside the petrol bomb. :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
The best one I ever saw was years ago when he went to throw it and poured the petrol all over himself. I've never launched a petrol bomb but i'd imagine the best way is to keep the neck of the bottle upright.Quote:
Originally Posted by Future17
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fine we know it :agree:
Since about 2011-12?Quote:
Originally Posted by cabbageandribs1875
Looks to me like a couple of guys trying to push a large burning wheelie bin towards the police .. a petrol bomb falls short of its target and lands at the wheelie bin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Future17