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3rd bottom last season had 33 points, but that is very tight, and they probably need 24 points from the 16 remaining matches to be sure of safety.Quote:
Originally Posted by CMurdoch
Thats a big win ratio.
They might get a few in the bottom 6 v the dross, but until then they look in big trouble.
Nice.
Singing songs about Britain then singing songs about there manager being a naziQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Clowns
In fairness, it seems like a group of young, coked-up fannies were the ones singing about their own manager being a nazi, all but one comment was slating them.Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenCastle
10 points from 5 games is extremely good form given they'll likely only have 14 after 23 games. Especially with a game against Celtic in amongst that 5.Quote:
Originally Posted by CMurdoch
They've been the worst team in the league for 12 months. That would be a fairly dramatic turnaround
Messages I got last night from yam associates stating that money would be spent regardless to get the right players in, even if it meant debt. I asked about the debt and the reply .... it doesn’t matter because we owe it too ourselves!
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I reckon someone’s either trying to wind you up or they’re trying to stop you sending them messages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
There only source of credit is Queen Anne. The bank they robbed the last time is bankrupt. Nobody else will lend to them and think Queen Anne has a much smaller inclination to throw more money away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Maybe both.... but sometimes I cannot help myself!Quote:
Originally Posted by Danderhall Hibs
Btw they are being deadly serious!
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Originally Posted by Since452
Even your average Hearts fan can understand that if you act like a hun you will get labelled as a hun.
This is not a few neds at Tynecastle. If this is a significant number of their travelling support at Dingwall then they’ve got a real problem.
They are saying that Stendel will have learned a lot from last night. Well either he has learning difficulties or he already knows they are ***** and can't do anything about it. He's had 6 league games and managed two famous draws
Yams have very steep learning curves though. After going bust, most supporters would expect their club to live within its means, and not make the same mistakes again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
He's learning all the time, eventually he might become an assistant part time sporting director with all the other ones, meantime he'll chug along winning the odd draw whilst chasing that ever elusive league win. He's doing the reverse Klopp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
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Fantastic start for Stendel. 4 losses and 2 spectacular 0-0 draws.
Keep it up oor Daniel.
how dare you.Quote:
Originally Posted by since90+2
You say 2 0-0 draws????
Do you not remember the glorious lead that was held v aberdeen in the 1-1 draw??
And the Earl of RoseberyQuote:
Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs
I blame Hibs, 2016 destroyed they’re song book!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CMurdoch
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Originally Posted by CMurdoch
I don;t see them winning any of their next six games. Another two famous draws at best.
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The bizarre thing is that if they had appointed a Scottish/British manager, then they would be chasing him out the door after the results Stendal has 'acheived'. Imagine Stuart McCall had got the job and lost 5 and drawn 2 in the league?? They would have been raging. Remember Hearts and Hibs were on the same points when we sacked our respective managers.
I was of the opinion that they might just scrape enough points together to stay up but I'm not so sure now. I really thought they would get a result last night but by all accounts it was an awful performance yet again.
Their near hero worship of Stendel is bordering on bizarre, but I suppose they have no choice. They need someone to rally around and he plays to the crowd well. Hamilton and St Johnstone will both fancy their chances at the weekend and St Mirren have home advantage as well. I think Killie could well end up being their saviours as they just can't buy a win at the moment and are on a truly Butcheresque run of form. Fingers crossed they pick up soon.
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Originally Posted by sean04
Stendel is a Nazi
oh wee oh
He loves the fu**ing Gorgie
oh wee oh
He hates the fu**king IRA
2, 3, 4 repeat.
Absolute morons.
You watch, they'll end up beating rangers this weekend.
By accounts the Hearts ‘Young Team’ (16-17 year old neds) dusted down Glasgow Rangers traditionally book last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe6-2
Anything possible but I would be surprised if they won. Might sneak a draw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
It’s the away form that is appalling. They will win a few at home but I wouldn’t bet on them away from home against any team in the top two divisions. They are truly dog *****. They have bought one player when they needed at least 5 probably more. They will get another player in but they might find by then they have lost to Rangers and St Johnstone (A).Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
The love in for Out Daniel is bizarre but it’s a reflects that they have nobody else to cling on to and therefore think he is the new Klopp.
It all hinges on Naismith staying fit IMO. If he does they'll stay up, if not they could well go down.
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Originally Posted by green with envy
That is absolutely tragic.
What a weird set of fans. Singing about 10 German bombers being shot down by the RAF then celebrating Stendel being a Nazi. Confused little idiots
rangers had their blip last night. I expect them to win quite comfortably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
Highly doubt it. They are bottom of the league for a simple reason - they are absolutely pish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
His personal fortune is very small and dwarfed by the mysterious befefactor. Posting missing when they were in admin to.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicSwirlingShip
Confirmation if you want to see the dregs of Edinburgh all in one place at the same time just go to a Hearts game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Agree to a large extent but I think there could be a potential for Naismith alienating a few players with his sometimes over the top on field b#llockings he dishes out.Quote:
Originally Posted by jeffers
We all want under achievers to get a rocket but quite often in a situation like this it's not the answer, no idea about this Kosovan player but he obviously has a bit of the prima Donna about him and how well will he take to getting bawled out all the time?
Time will tell, staying fit is probably a bigger concern tbh
Their season starts in February apparently. Just the usual
I think you'd probably find that the vast majority of Hearts fans would agree with your assessment. Certainly on KB, they're pretty much lambasting the "young team", to a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by green with envy
Stendel stressed: “I said to the players, we need to take the positives – and we are unbeaten in 2020, three games in a row".
...and allegedly already bumping suppliers, including the queen's brother.Quote:
Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs
InvinciblesQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
A cup win against part timers and two draws. Aberdeen game was last year anyway. So in 2020 its a win v Airdrie and a 0-0. Klopp must fear for his future at Liverpool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Rangers can’t afford to lose against the Jambos. The Jambos will have no say in the matter. Comprehensive trouncing.
Indeed. Amazing how they blank out how bad they actually are. Best post was that we should enjoy our season in the sun as the jambos will be back next season. Wee fact for them. This will be the third season we have finished well ahead of them. Also they might not even be in this league next season. They seem to think they will magically turn it round. They have both sets of the bigot bros in their next three games so they will still be well off safety with only 13 games left and games v well,the dons and us this quarter. Totally deluded and not accepting of their position. Unless they do accept they are in a dogfight they will go downQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Unbeaten in two games in 2020, Daniel. Not three.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
And they were against Airdrie and Ross County :faf:
It doesn't really matter what the fans do or do not accept.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjhibby
If Hamilton get something from Livingston, hearts will be 5 points adrift again.
I still think they'll spend enough to keep them up, but it can't be comfortable being a sensible hearts supporter at the moment.
That is a very tiny demographic...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
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Originally Posted by Crazyhorse
Certainly on Kickback it is.
That's the issue Hearts have. The other teams will all take points from each other meaning Hearts could get a couple more heroic draws on the bounce and find themselves further adrift. If Hibs were in their position my arse would be twitching. Especially when they can't even muster a shot on target against Ross CountyQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
They're unbeaten in February as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by calumhibee1
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TBF they're undefeated in March, April and May too. They've won the Scottish already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I see that wee scroat Naismith diving again to try and win a penalty, desperate stuff.
Still no shots on target though, "Naisy" is chipping in with even funnier dives than last night but not a single penalty either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Worrying times for Desperate Dan, unless of course he isn't there.[emoji16]
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Who can they buy to keep them up? Will they care?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Usually 33 points are needed to avoid the automatic drop, so they need roughly 19 points from their remaining 16 games.
Given that ‘your Daniel’ has managed 2 from his first 7 games means there needs to be a significant improvement very soon.
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Sounds easy when you put it like that . I think that if the gap widens to 7 points then they have real problemQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
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Weekends relegation watch
Hamilton at home to Livingston
St Mirren at home to Aberdeen
St Johnstone at home to Killie
If results go against them on Saturday they could go into Sundays game against Rangers 7 points adrift
Pleasing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Hamilton and St Johnstone will possibly pick up a point or 3. Can't see St Mirren doing so though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Regardless though, it's likely to be another game down with no progress made towards catching those above them.
11th is no good either as you're in a relegation playoff - and although the setup favours the top tier side, the motivation for the two teams couldn't be more different. One team buzzing as they have the chance to go up, the other desperately trying to avoid losing their top tier status.Quote:
Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
They need wins and they need to get themselves up to tenth - they're five points off that and even if St Mirren lose they could find themselves seven points off tenth by the end of the week. That's into the territory of two wins not being enough even if results go your way and that's not a good place to find yourselves.
Haven't St M already beaten Sheep this season?Quote:
Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
I agree with all of your post.Quote:
Originally Posted by green day
They need to aim for 24 points to leave them with the same number of points as matches played which generally means safety.
Suspect it will get worse for them before it gets better given their games against Rangers and Celtic in the next 3 games. Additionally that is games in which Naismith could get injured which would probably burn all their bridges given their massive reliance on him. If I was Stendal I would be inclined save him for games they can win but it won't happen.
It will be a good watch for the rest of the season after the Celtic game is done and they have a massive gap to claw back. Can see them stuck closely with St Mirren and Hamilton as the bottom 6 dross fest begins in April.
We have our own massive gap to claw back to Aberdeen and Motherwell and European places. I am desperate for a win on Saturday which would give us a fighters chance.
Lots of football to take an interest in until the end of the season.
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Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
Nae chance.
Can't see it, Rangers think they are in with a chance of the title so no chance of complacency.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
Draw is the best they can hope for which is not what they need.
Hearts will fight hard till they lose the 1st goal and then be under the cosh.
They'll be gegendepressing like men possessed for the first 30 minutes then knacker themselves outQuote:
Originally Posted by CMurdoch
Stevie Fail needs to have a word with a lawyer about copyright infringement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Please. Stop using maths and logic. You know it does not apply to them. Everything is grand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Actually, I am happy they remain deluded and sleepwalk into a lower division. Lets not spoil it. :wink:
See over on Keekingthemselves the irrefutable oracle that is Dazjambo is telling them Boyce will definately be signed this window. When Daz speaks they all bow down in worshipful belief. However...it appears Sunderland are after a couple of players, one of which is Boyce. The other player they have offered £650k for is from the team one J.Vela esq has just signed...as this guys replacement.
Sunderland are splurging the cash on a scale that makes you wonder what they are offering BAFC for Boyce and certainly way out of Queen Ann's benefactors pocket.
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So another 16 famous draws in a row might not be good enough? Unbeaten in 2020 though
Funny if we signed Boyce.
I dont understand why he would even want to come back to the SPFL, let alone Hearts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
He is scoring fairly regular for Burton and has a good chance of getting to the playoffs at least. Even if he does want to leave a few more months and continuing to score he will walk away for free and surly have a couple of Championship teams who would be willing to pay him far more than anyone in the SPFL who are likely to want him.
If he was that desperate to sign for Hearts why not just sign a pre contract then let them negotiate the early release?
Id like to think if there was a genuine reason he wants to come back to Scotland we WOULD be looking to get him in.
It was actually Mercer who started their now infamous 'Business-plan' which in reality just meant they stopped paying their bills and accruing debt - when he took over they were approx. £500,000-£1m in debt and when he left their debt had increased to approx. £5-7m. The Pie-man continued with the plan and when he sold to Vlad their debt was £20-22m !. But is was when Vlad took over that they really went to town - in short, what with his 'Debt-for-equity' deals and other 'things' (think 'Omo/Daz/Persil …..), basically from the day Mercer took over until the day they went bust, Hearts 'spent' (conned/de-frauded/swindled/stole etc, etc) £100-120m of 'Other People's Money' !. And for all that amount of money, all they got was 3 Scottish Cup 'wins' (purchases) and a better but financially-doctored derby-record !. How they got away with it only the 'Establishment' can say !Quote:
Originally Posted by Real Emerald
But you're bang-on when you talk about the effect those years have had on their collective psyche - there's Jambos brought up during that era who truly believe that throughout their entire club's history, money has never been a problem and that they've always had the financial clout to buy their way out of anything !. In other words, they genuinely believe that, despite the presence of the 'Old S*um', they are a 'Big team' in Scotland ! I think it's one of the main reasons why we're lapping-up the reality that's constantly slapping them in their collective kisser these days - I reckon that for the amount of time they were 'at it', it will take the same amount of time before 'Realism' breaks out at Tiny-Tyney - 30+ years !
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Originally Posted by Hermit Crab
I think this season's Rangers are highly unlikely to slip up against the yams, not when they're right in the mix to win the title. They're simply a much better team than Hearts.
They were in debt when the FTB took over. He left them in pretty much the same position when he sold up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
They already drew with them under Potter. I hope Rangers smash them though. Their high press will leave gaps and the huns have pace.Quote:
Originally Posted by G B Young
Not seen any footage or read any reports but how did the high press that was supposedly going to blow Ross County away work out last night? A breezy '3-0 to the famous' was one of the pre-match predictions I saw on kickback. Was there any evidence of it? Or just the same old huff and puff?Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Apparently their new striker will do better against Rangers because "that's more his level".Quote:
Originally Posted by G B Young
That's how things work.
Are they truly saying that over on 14 points back ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Truly staggering
Hearts back in with another bid for Boyce. According to Jamie Borthwick it’s not been rejected yet and apparently “wages wouldn’t be an issue”. Boyce would be mental to sign for Hearts in their current state but if they are offering him more money that’s where he’ll end up.
Why he wouldn’t see out his contract and get more money in the summer with a better signing on fee to a better club than them would be staggering. He must already be on championship wages as he signed for Burton when they where in that league.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heisenberg
They are clearly about to massively overpay for Boyce.
They give us a laugh ...but they are, at least , setting out to try to secure their first choice ...fair play. Will be a top signing imho ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Heisenberg
They are in a desperate situation and have to roll the dice.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
As Keagan said “I’d Love it if we beat them”Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
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Yep it is but I’m still thinking if there is other championship teams who want him or Sunderland they’ll blow hearts’ bid out the water.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
I also think there’s a lot more wrong with their team than simply their strikers
Risk of injury?Quote:
Originally Posted by 90+2
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That last point had me go and look at their team from last night. Irving and Bozanic as their starting central midfield 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
Exactly, aye Boyce might get them a few goals but there’s a lot more to a team than a good striker and we already know that from this seasonQuote:
Originally Posted by Heisenberg
Their midfield is toilet.
If I was a player that my current club wanted to keep and had other clubs wanting me would I go to a basket case club with a questionable manager morooned at the bottom of the league with no league wins in their last 10? Hmm...
Hope that sticks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Congratulations Lurkers
100 pages of belly laughs... and you appear to be just warming up
We thank you all. Keep 'em coming! :aok:
The Yams upcoming league fixtures:
The Rangers (H)
St Johnstone (A)
Kilmarnock (H)
Celtic (A)
Chuckle chuckle. :greengrin
Close :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby
I concur100%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Real Emerald
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Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
O shots on target. Ross county had two very decent chances in the first half to score,they had one decent chance to score second half. Maybe geggen whatever it's called is German for boring teams into submission.😂Quote:
Originally Posted by G B Young
If it is, that didn’t work either!Quote:
Originally Posted by mjhibby
Difficult to see them as anything other than canon fodder for the OF. The St Johnstone and Kilmarnock games could determine their future. I’m not convinced they have enough fight it togetherness to come out 11th in a relegation battle.Quote:
Originally Posted by emerald green
When does Morelos make his return from the ban?
Have you seen his 'slip/tumble' at their open goal last night - it's ****ing hilarious ?. It actually looks like he faints/swoons as the ball comes to him - tad strange for someone who scores everywhere he goes !Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
To be fair I think he slipped on the tsunami of saliva coming from Stendels lips.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
He scores in cities apparently so I'm guessing he fresh airs it and falls on his erse in towns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
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