The generic Hearts thread

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Originally Posted by Springbank

At the airplane banner company offices:

Lads, I've just received an order for a banner to be flown over Tynecastle during the hearts agm.

It's from a Daniel Stendel. He wants it to say:

"No style, no bottle, Stendel Out"

He says its urgent...

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Say what you like about Stendel, he’s got plenty of bottles.

I'm really surprised allisbarry tweeted on Saturday that Stendel needed new players and time. Only eighteen months he was tweeting on the new signings and it was looking rosy.

https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_/s...373318656?s=19

Just love the fact that if they lose to Celtic on Wednesday by more than 4 goals, they go BOTTOM of the league!!!!!!
The way Celtic are playing just now it could easily be 10!!!!

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Originally Posted by where'stheslope

Just love the fact that if they lose to Celtic on Wednesday by more than 4 goals, they go BOTTOM of the league!!!!!!
The way Celtic are playing just now it could easily be 10!!!!

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Just need to lose 3-0 and they go bottom don’t they? Or is my maths wrong?


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Originally Posted by cocteautwin

Just need to lose 3-0 and they go bottom don’t they? Or is my maths wrong?


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They would go bottom on alphabetical order.

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Originally Posted by PatHead

They would go bottom on alphabetical order.

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That’ll do. Just for the screenshot and the WhatsApp group message on Thursday morning ;-)


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Originally Posted by PatHead

They would go bottom on alphabetical order.

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Do goals scored not count in all this??


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Originally Posted by Aldo

Do goals scored not count in all this??


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They would.

Both teams should Hearts not score tonight have a Goals For Of 16.

16 Goals in what will be 18 games for Hearts, they scored 5 of them against St Mirren in 1 game!!

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Originally Posted by PatHead

They would go bottom on alphabetical order.

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Can they be relegated on alphabetical order?

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Originally Posted by Kato

Can they be relegated on alphabetical order?

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Oooft.

How funny would that be?

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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

They would.

Both teams should Hearts not score tonight have a Goals For Of 16.

16 Goals in what will be 18 games for Hearts, they scored 5 of them against St Mirren in 1 game!!

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Cheers!


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Originally Posted by 04Sauzee

They would.

Both teams should Hearts not score tonight have a Goals For Of 16.

16 Goals in what will be 18 games for Hearts, they scored 5 of them against St Mirren in 1 game!!

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I don't know why you're worrying about Hearts, Celtic won't score tonight.

AGM. AB quoting their new manager as saying "isn't overly impressed with the squad"..

Any shred of confidence/morale in the playing squad has all but gone

This is actually very funny some of the stuff coming out of the AGM

Empty your blader before clicking the link 😂
https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ge/7/#comments

Another £1.5m required to complete the stand.

which really means £3m

Budge confirms that Levein doesn't come near the club now... In the mornings.

Shambolic

Austin MacPhee ( whos contract expires in May) sat at home in charge of player recruitment...

Probably scouting players via football manager 2020

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Originally Posted by Steve88

AGM. AB quoting their new manager as saying "isn't overly impressed with the squad"..

Any shred of confidence/morale in the playing squad has all but gone

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Wouldnt be surprised if the playing squad downed tools. Sod playing for that ungrateful lot.

All of this should add to the cheery atmosphere in Gorgie...... :faf:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/50826082

The AGM thread is priceless.

Two gems amongst many are:-

1. Stand needs another £1.5m to complete and they don’t have the cash but should have it next year. How many years is it now? And it must be over £20m now surely?

2. The reason given for the bad pitch despite it being the most advanced and monitored in world football is “unexpected amount is shade in recent months”. Well knock me over with a weather but isn’t the amount of shade determined by the rotation of the that thing they call Earth???

Levein got an absolute roasting from the angry mob at the AGM earlier.

Pleasing :greengrin

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Originally Posted by Col2

The AGM thread is priceless.

Two gems amongst many are:-

1. Stand needs another £1.5m to complete and they don’t have the cash but should have it next year. How many years is it now? And it must be over £20m now surely?

2. The reason given for the bad pitch despite it being the most advanced and monitored in world football is “unexpected amount is shade in recent months”. Well knock me over with a weather but isn’t the amount of shade determined by the rotation of the that thing they call Earth???

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Maybe the plans were drawn in Saudi Arabia and they forgot......

I never read Kickback, but I might be tempted to read the thread - assuming that the posts above aren't a wind-up?

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Originally Posted by Waxy

Wouldnt be surprised if the playing squad downed tools. Sod playing for that ungrateful lot.

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This reminds me of the Terry Butcher school of diplomacy. Remind me, how did that end 😂

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Originally Posted by matty_f

I never read Kickback, but I might be tempted to read the thread - assuming that the posts above aren't a wind-up?

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Knock yourself out, or perhaps save reading the thread on kickback until Wednesday evening when they're getting pumped on their state of the art pitch... undone by nothing more than the lack of sunlight

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Originally Posted by monarch

This reminds me of the Terry Butcher school of diplomacy. Remind me, how did that end 😂

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Well its exactly what happened to us. Players turned on the fans and manager and sent us down on purpose.

My favourite part of the Jambo Kickback thread:

Jambo 1 - way more than 5 managers were interviewed, Stendel showed the most passion [my edit: really? what does that say for the others?] and Hearts have not paid Barnsley or heard back from Barnsley about payment, so it is now assumed Stendel has arrived for free

Jambo 2 - when can Hearts bring in Stendel's 2 assistants then, if theyve all been sacked?

Jambo 1 - ahh, his assistants might not have been sacked but put on gardening leave

[and no-one at all on JKB thinks for a minute that there might be a follow-up question..."ehm, so are ya SURE that Stendel was sacked & not put on gardening leave too?"]

I suspect there's further fun for us to be had on that story...just a hunch...

Sounds like they're in a spot of financial difficulty. If they are in fact due Barnsley money then their rich benefactor had better pony up again

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Originally Posted by Springbank

My favourite part of the Jambo Kickback thread:

Jambo 1 - way more than 5 managers were interviewed, Stendel showed the most passion [my edit: really? what does that say for the others?] and Hearts have not paid Barnsley or heard back from Barnsley about payment, so it is now assumed Stendel has arrived for free

Jambo 2 - when can Hearts bring in Stendel's 2 assistants then, if theyve all been sacked?

Jambo 1 - ahh, his assistants might not have been sacked but put on gardening leave

[and no-one at all on JKB thinks for a minute that there might be a follow-up question..."ehm, so are ya SURE that Stendel was sacked & not put on gardening leave too?"]

I suspect there's further fun for us to be had on that story...just a hunch...

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I like the bit where he got the job because he's "tough" and shows "zero tolerance to players who won't change". If you were looking for an identikit to get them relegated that's what I'd go for. :wink:

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Originally Posted by monarch

This reminds me of the Terry Butcher school of diplomacy. Remind me, how did that end 😂

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This - my memory is that Butcher(at the same stage in the season) told a bunch of players that they should fInd other clubs - it was all downhill from there!