That actually crossed my mind too. I personally wouldnt fancy a camera crew filming in my work every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
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That actually crossed my mind too. I personally wouldnt fancy a camera crew filming in my work every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Not a chance. Different if you're a Man City or Bayern player. Money talks, you'd just suck it up, but the the market Hearts are shopping in they'd probably give it a wide bearthQuote:
Originally Posted by Barman Stanton
The position they are in in the league and the constant stream of bad news stories in the press will put players off for sure. They would struggle to sign anyone of quality on a longer contract than 6 months in case they go down. That can seriously affect the number of targets available to them.
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That’s a great point. Who needs that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
I've been involved in one of those at my work. They're not in every day. Couple of days a week over a concerted period.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
It depends if they have relegation clauses in their contract.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
They never talk about financial doping, 0-7 or Albert Kidd though.Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Naismith is the new captain
😂 Trains twice a week and forever getting injuredQuote:
Originally Posted by Hibeesmad
hahahahaha for one game every 5 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibeesmad
"We took the plunge on Levein/Macphee/Wighton/Oshiniwa/Sammon/Martin/Tzolis/Whelan/Vanacek etc etc etc and got burned and lost a hell a lot of money into the bargain"...…...
Response
"All fair, but for balance in the past 5 years we are on a positive amount for transfer fees.
Technically we haven't lost money, we are making a profit.
Wasted maybe, lost nope".
Dialogue from keekback, shows the delusional is still strong amongst the Duncan.
Naismith was not the favoured choice of the muppets. He had some support but most wanted Smith.
Kickback is a hoot..Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibeesmad
The vast majority wanted Smith (whoever that is). Naismith made captain and they're giving it the "brilliant choice" etc. Reminds me when Warnock was the overwhelming fans choice but they ended up with Stendel then claimed he had the best footballing brain of the last 30 years. I love that lot.
Are you David Brent :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by oneone73
Who's the vice captain, i.e. the one that might actually be on the park from time to time?
https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...vdijaj-1367970
So they're going for someone who allegedly has a £41million release clause in his contract? :rolleyes:
Sorry the link doesn't work.
Just as back up though[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Quote:
Originally Posted by AltheHibby
Presumably they're worried Uche might not even manage 5 this season.
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According to Wiki, the Bosnian boy has scored 15 goals in the last four years, so he’ll fit right in with the other ‘strikers’ at the bus shelter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Right sort of numbers then, the new Vanacek or Cole the goal Stockton.[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by Barney McGrew
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Let's be honest. No good player is going to the team 5 points adrift at the bottom of the premiership in January. That will be the kind of dross they'll have to go forQuote:
Originally Posted by Barney McGrew
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They’ve been saved. Looks like Hamilton are for the drop.
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The problem they have is weetabix knees is very rarely in the pitch for 90 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
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Ah! That may be so, but you must apply yam logic to stats like that. Here is what you should've said.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barney McGrew
The Bosnian boy has scored 15 truly superb goals in only four years. He would have got more but the team was not playing well enough to support him and their coach is rubbish. When he gets here he'll have a team around him who will play a high press to give him the chances he has been deprived of. With Daniel coaching him we'll see his value rocket to £80 million in no time at all. FTH
reading between the lines the boy sounds like a right twat and a trouble maker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barney McGrew
Are they still looking to fill the Kyle Lafferty role?Quote:
Originally Posted by Not In The Know
Or are all their troubles over now Naisy is the new Berra and they're all doing jigsaw puzzles?
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They do realise Naisy has been at the club almost 2 years right? Letting him lead the mascots out isn't going dramatically change the whole club and shake up Scottish footballQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
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Originally Posted by JohnMcM
1-5 goals surely?
Maybe he can take the no.15 shirt in recognition of his magnificent trolling of us caravan dwellers and celebration of the famous win which made headlines in Bosnia.
Thats that then. Close the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
They’ll finish the season in 6th place, win the league next year then win the champions league. During this time they’ll also get another draw against Aberdeen.
Sounds like they have bought a 1000 piece Jigsaw puzzle, and are delighted to have found two pieces in the box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Have "they" actually signed anybody yet?
Too late for the cup and now pushing it to make midweek fixture too.
See they've lost out on Jack Hendry as well
If that shirt number is available it could mean Hickey is off to AC Milan after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by jacomo
“There's something familiar in the air about this Hibs team. It seems to have a very Butcher-like soft centre and a whiff of catastrophic post xmas slide about them. Ross took over in a similar league position, and started in a similar way. My Hibs pals are almost more nervous than me about the rest of the season, which seems weird considering how bad we are. I can't imagine how they'd cope without Allan, Doige, Kamberi and a couple of first choice defenders. Boyle coming back has been a boost for them. Hopefully Naismith and the others do the same for us.“
Cognitive dissonance and projection in action for the amateur psychologists amongst us.
When your agent reveals to you exactly how the dice landed …………………………
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The weirdos really really rattled tonight. Omeonga’s apparently average and we’re the ones going down. How they think they’re some sort of superior power in our league is baffling. Enjoying every minute of their demise and long may it continue.
From JKB? SensationalQuote:
Originally Posted by 660
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""Daniel Stendel is the single most important person to be part of our wonderful club in more years than I can remember.""
Quote from over the road following a bog standard interview from Stendel about some players coming back from injury and about being "hopeful" of new singings.
Living Colour would've included his name in the Cult of Personality lyrics if this had happened in 1988.
I read that thread, made me chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloudSquall
I’m a bit confused as to why there’s such a love-in?
This guy has lost 4 and drawn 1. I really can’t wrap my head around it 😂
To be fair if i was a hearts fan I would need something to hold onto right now as a shine of hope. They are going down, deep down they know it, and I really cant wait until it happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcpakeisgod
And he’s got rid of some of their better players since.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcpakeisgod
If Stendel was really that good he wouldnt be at the Duncans.
Wow. Just wow. This will be the same soft centred Hibs team that beat them on their own patch? That have also beaten Aberdeen and Motherwell? That battled out wins in Paisley and Mcdiarmid park?Quote:
Originally Posted by 660
They really are clutching.
There’s one team in Edinburgh that remind of butchers Hibs and it isn’t the ones that play in green.
One of the Edinburgh teams destroyed Aberdeen at home. The other got a famous draw. Nothing more to say on that matterQuote:
Originally Posted by Jones28
Looking forward to Your Daniels comedy show against Airdrie today.
Was that from Pilton Johnny?Quote:
Originally Posted by 660
The only similarities between this time and Butcher's time at Hibs is that Hearts were bottom then and they're bottom now but worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by 660
Remember he got a point at home to Aberdeen so I can't see anything other than that being a sign that he's the Messiah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcpakeisgod
Stendel. “I am not the messiah”...Quote:
Originally Posted by matty_f
Duncans “only the true messiah denies his divinity “. [emoji2][emoji6]
Even if someone was stupid enough to think you would think they would have enough self awareness not to say it given the respective positions of both clubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by 660
Every single stat, their league position, games won over the course of the season and over the course of the calendar year marks out Hearts as the worst team in the league. They should focus on that and we can worry about our problems. I'm putting it on record; Hibs are in no danger whatsoever of being relegated or even dragged into such a battle. Mid table mediocrity will be disappointing but that's as bad as it will get. Hearts are in real danger and are in a battle between now and the end of the season. Their manager has handled the last few weeks terribly and if they don't get 5 or 6 in then he will be relying on guys he has ****ed off big time to dig them out a hole. That's Butcher like.
Summed up perfectlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Airdrie 11/1 today. I'll have some of that
We’d cope the same as any team with the loss of five of their best players, badly I’m sure. What on earth kind of an argument is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by 660
Wow, what a mindset, they'd be as well asking how we'd cope if we had to put ourselves into administration to avoid paying tens of millions of debts to our creditors, some of whom were charitable organisations we profess a particular special relationship with.Quote:
Originally Posted by 660
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When Hearts (surely) beat the League 1 minnows today, I for one am very much looking forward to how famous a victory this was, the Stendel era has well and truly started, watch out Vermin, will have won the league by March 2020 etc etc etc. We saw how wet they all got about a famous draw at home to Aberdeen (forgetting their bitter rivals humped them 3-0 in the same fixture a couple of weeks beforehand).
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Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
Nah all is just fine and dandy in the land of the famous, and hopefully it will continue like this until at least March before they realise something is off.
I think he has a point. If we lose every single football player we have and replace them with kittens then we could be in real trouble!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
In other news, I got a few bites from jambos when pointing out our new signing has more wins at tynie than their current manager.
McGregor, Gray, Boyle, Kamberi, Mallan, Porteous have all been out injured this season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan Hibernia
We just don’t bang on about it in every interview.
PB - this isn't personal, but see the phrase mid table mediocrity?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Boy
I F'n hate it.
Hearts are mediocre, so are Hamilton and St Johnstone.
Mid table is by definition average; not mediocre.
Don't know why, but it really grinds my gears.
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Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
Its mediocre in relation to hibs and where we should be..well at least it should be.
mediocreQuote:
Originally Posted by Onceinawhile
adjective
of only average quality
Couldnt agree more...they are the only team that suffer injuries dont u know??Quote:
Originally Posted by Danderhall Hibs
Hoping Ian Murray's victorious post match presser startsQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
"Hello friends and friends, here is your Ian"
Today’s game is a bit meaningless for them with the Ross County game the big one for them this week but it will be interesting to see what team he puts out today.
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Can’t see anything but a Hearts win today, unfortunatelyQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
Hopefully a defeat for them and a few long term injuries for key players today.
Well then. I stand duly corrected.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gloucester Hibs
I would have said mediocre was poor/rubbish/the worst of something, but I'm not going to argue with the dictionary :aok:
If they are looking for players to bark instructions for them, maybe they should sign Phil Doggyelka.
I agree, Airdrie are pretty poor. It’s a formality today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Whizz
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Airdrie are 3rd in a competitive league and could conceivably be in the same league as them next season. 11/1 is a good price as is 3/1 for the double chance😎Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
I'm just waiting for the campaign to erect a statue of Daniel instead of Vlad - dont recall Vlad masterminding a draw against Aberdeen ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mcpakeisgod
Sitting on a bar stoolQuote:
Originally Posted by Deansy
Don’t be silly, they have a special relationship with the Scottish Cup and will hit peak form come May.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
All victory will do today is give them a false sense of ‘look how good we are’ and hopefully crashing back down to earth against County.
We must prepare ourselves for statements about how great a manager they have and his tactical awareness and genius managerial skills that took them to victory today.
PS... does anyone know if they’ve hit the open topped bus booked for this evening??
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Tactical noncing, that's new! 😉Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Mmmmm! Made a wee edit.Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
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Probably their strongest line up.
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Who is Moore
Don't know anything about Irving, Moore or Henderson. I think Henderson came on against us and forced Ofir into a save? But other than that, was mince.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozyhibby
What minute do we think Naismith will limp of on, I’m going to go for 28.
:faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
No matter what mishaps befall HoMFC all is Barry and it’s all part of the masterplan. Well, 2 can play at that game. If they win today it’ll give them a misplaced sense of confidence that’ll come crashing back to Earth with defeat in Dingwall. Lose or draw? Well that’s any tiny bit of confidence earned from their heroic home draw with Aberdeen well and truly shattered.
I’d rather he had a great 90 mins. They got all excited. “Naismith is back”. They’re saved. Scottish cups a cert and no danger they’re going down now.Quote:
Originally Posted by lord bunberry
Then he gets injured in the warm up at Ross county.
Mon the Airdrie.
Are the Gorgie Globetrotters up 1-0 yet?
Got a cheeky wee fiver on at 12/1Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
:greengrin
Yams 1 up
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Aye.Quote:
Originally Posted by we are hibs
Any team that begins with an A will be fearful of the Gorgie destroyers
Close, Love Bite off with hamstring injury, must be about 28th minute.Quote:
Originally Posted by lord bunberry
There'll be tears in Manchester & Milan.Quote:
Originally Posted by 007
Airdrie playing well. Hearts are still *****. An equaliser before half tome and they will **** it.
Smith off injured just Naismith to come
Hearts injury nightmare continues:
Sub Uche injured in the warm up.
Hickey and Smith both injured in the first half.
A combination of groin and hamstring injuries.
Pushing too hard in training compared to what they are used to?
Michael Smith off injures now too
Not good for their game on Wednesday
Decent excuses already tbf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stuart93
How's the review of the medical dept coming along Craig?
Seems to be a phenomenal number of muscle injuries at Hearts.
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With a squad of about 75 with some of the most outstanding young players in the world, they should manageQuote:
Originally Posted by 90+2
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Especially with having the greatest footballing mind of the last 30 years managing themQuote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Ah yes I forgot that. Silly me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
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