Hearts the banter years 23/24 season

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07-09-2023, 08:26 PM
SonOfDavidFrancey

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Originally Posted by Bostonhibby

Could he wear a Frank McAvoy mask?

Because they definitely outsmarted EUFA last time around.

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Shouldn't someone with time on their hands be alerting our friends at UEFA to the patent flaunting of the regulations? Just the sort of trivial thing they like to deal with.
07-09-2023, 08:31 PM
tamig

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Originally Posted by SonOfDavidFrancey

Shouldn't someone with time on their hands be alerting our friends at UEFA to the patent flaunting of the regulations? Just the sort of trivial thing they like to deal with.

Sounds like a job for an old poster - Sydney I think he was called. Did nothing but write letters to various authorities over the years. Ideal man for the job.
07-09-2023, 08:37 PM
Irish_Steve

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Originally Posted by tamig

Sounds like a job for an old poster - Sydney I think he was called. Did nothing but write letters to various authorities over the years. Ideal man for the job.

UEFA’s response would be “the famous who??”
07-09-2023, 08:39 PM
HoboHarry

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Originally Posted by tamig

Sounds like a job for an old poster - Sydney I think he was called. Did nothing but write letters to various authorities over the years. Ideal man for the job.

Bring back Missing Sid......
07-09-2023, 09:10 PM
Aldo

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Originally Posted by Fro62_in_Leith

"Bloodstains don't show on a maroon bedspread"

Turds do though

Disclaimer - not speaking from personal experience
07-09-2023, 09:47 PM
Irish_Steve

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Turds do though

Disclaimer - not speaking from personal experience

That made me laugh way more than it should have
07-09-2023, 09:55 PM
HUTCHYHIBBY

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Originally Posted by tamig

Sounds like a job for an old poster - Sydney I think he was called. Did nothing but write letters to various authorities over the years. Ideal man for the job.

Sergey.
07-09-2023, 10:03 PM
Aldo

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Originally Posted by Irish_Steve

That made me laugh way more than it should have

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07-09-2023, 10:18 PM
tamig

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

Sergey.

No Sergey was the guy who was going to finish hertz with all his Lithuanian contacts. Sydney used to write letters.
07-09-2023, 10:38 PM
HUTCHYHIBBY

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Originally Posted by tamig

No Sergey was the guy who was going to finish hertz with all his Lithuanian contacts. Sydney used to write letters.

Aye, that sounds about right.
08-09-2023, 05:17 AM
Springbank

The smart thing to do would be to write to our old friends State de Reims FC (who we played in a European Cup semi final)

If UEFA's rule is a £22k per game fine, for any team in a European top flight league, whose manager isn't qualified, then how come Reims are being fined every game, but Hearts aren't

I'm sure our French counterparts would be interested to take up the conversation with the beaks at UEFA from there onwards...

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...still-29112239
08-09-2023, 06:45 AM
Aldo

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Originally Posted by tamig

No Sergey was the guy who was going to finish hertz with all his Lithuanian contacts. Sydney used to write letters.

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Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY

Aye, that sounds about right.

Sidney and Sergey what a blast from the past.
08-09-2023, 06:48 AM
Hibernian Verse

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Originally Posted by Springbank

The smart thing to do would be to write to our old friends State de Reims FC (who we played in a European Cup semi final)

If UEFA's rule is a £22k per game fine, for any team in a European top flight league, whose manager isn't qualified, then how come Reims are being fined every game, but Hearts aren't

I'm sure our French counterparts would be interested to take up the conversation with the beaks at UEFA from there onwards...

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...still-29112239

It's Ligue 1 imposing the fines, not UEFA. Unfortunately!
08-09-2023, 08:13 AM
overdrive

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Originally Posted by Hibernian Verse

It's Ligue 1 imposing the fines, not UEFA. Unfortunately!

I think technically it isn't allowed in the SPFL Premiership either but the SPFL don't do anything about it. Gerrard wasn't qualified for the first year he was managing Rangers. Not sure how they got round it for European games, though. Maybe McAllister or Beale was technically in charge for European games that season.
08-09-2023, 12:36 PM
sleeping giant

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Originally Posted by HoboHarry

Bring back Missing Sid......

I seen him and told him.
08-09-2023, 12:44 PM
Broken Gnome

Can someone dig out the thread from summer 2020 when the clubs were minutes away from voting to keep Hearts in the top league and it was champagne on ice?
08-09-2023, 12:44 PM
HoboHarry

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Originally Posted by sleeping giant

I seen him and told him.

I wondered if any of the aulder yins would catch that :greengrin
08-09-2023, 01:30 PM
A Hi-Bee

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Originally Posted by overdrive

I think technically it isn't allowed in the SPFL Premiership either but the SPFL don't do anything about it. Gerrard wasn't qualified for the first year he was managing Rangers. Not sure how they got round it for European games, though. Maybe McAllister or Beale was technically in charge for European games that season.

Slippy, still aint qualified he downloaded some certs from the internet and done a bunk to the desert.
08-09-2023, 01:35 PM
A Hi-Bee

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Originally Posted by BILLYHIBS

Do they still have their staircase to nowhere that is supposed to lead to their Castle you cannae view restaurant ?

https://i.ibb.co/GtDFd8y/IMG-1999.png

Dont be fooled by this stairway to heaving, only jambos can pass through the wall to the biggest trophy room on this, or any other planet.
**** the hertz
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin
08-09-2023, 01:36 PM
Springbank

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Originally Posted by A Hi-Bee

Slippy, still aint qualified he downloaded some certs from the internet and done a bunk to the desert.

Let's hope he didn't download the wrong one by mistake, or else the Saudi's will be intrigued to have Pastor Reverend Gerrard of the First Pressley-terian Church of Nevada joining their league....
08-09-2023, 01:49 PM
TT07

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Originally Posted by A Hi-Bee

Dont be fooled by this stairway to heaving, only jambos can pass through the wall to the biggest trophy room on this, or any other planet.
**** the hertz
:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin:greengrin :greengrin:greengrin

Platform 9 3/4
08-09-2023, 02:26 PM
Hibs4185

The windae lickers room…

Our VIP suite with no windows which guarantees you are completely safe from the gullible hordes who have paid for your non luxury stay
08-09-2023, 02:27 PM
Aldo

Do they still have the escalator ( another first for world soccer) and does it work??
08-09-2023, 03:16 PM
Billy Whizz

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Originally Posted by Aldo

Do they still have the escalator ( another first for world soccer) and does it work??

No idea Aldo, but they have a 1st for the press sitting so low they got soaked doing their reports
They also put their Directors Box in the wrong place, resulting in their board getting abuse from their fans
08-09-2023, 03:19 PM
HoboHarry

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Originally Posted by Hibs4185

The windae lickers room…

Our VIP suite with no windows which guarantees you are completely safe from the gullible hordes who have paid for your non luxury stay

Surprised they don't have a thread about this on Yakback. Having rooms with nae windaes tae lick means at least 380,000 of their fan base can't stay there.
08-09-2023, 03:25 PM
CentreForward

Just been reading the story about what happened to the Hearts fans in Greece and the stolen flag. It’s a pretty shocking story and good on the PAOK guys for arranging to get it back to them and to the Hearts fans for being brave enough to go and get it back! I have zero good feelings or tolerance for anything to do with our neighbours, but there does have to be a limit to the rivalry when it comes to something like this and I can only feel sorry for the guys involved and especially if you think of the circumstances surrounding the flag.
08-09-2023, 03:27 PM
BILLYHIBS

Did they no forget to order seats for their new super duper Stand ?

HMFC the gift that keeps on giving ?

Remember their Groundsman who lived in Currie but would rather work for the sheep than Hibs

No the brightest
08-09-2023, 04:22 PM
tamig

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Originally Posted by CentreForward

Just been reading the story about what happened to the Hearts fans in Greece and the stolen flag. It’s a pretty shocking story and good on the PAOK guys for arranging to get it back to them and to the Hearts fans for being brave enough to go and get it back! I have zero good feelings or tolerance for anything to do with our neighbours, but there does have to be a limit to the rivalry when it comes to something like this and I can only feel sorry for the guys involved and especially if you think of the circumstances surrounding the flag.

Whats the flag story? Any links?

Edit - found it

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...ultras-4284593
08-09-2023, 04:29 PM
CentreForward

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Originally Posted by tamig

Whats the flag story? Any links?

Edit - found it

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.c...ultras-4284593

Thanks Tamig, was just about to go off and find the link!
08-09-2023, 04:31 PM
Greentinted

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Originally Posted by Hibby70

The Josef Fritzl suite doesn't sound that appealing to me. But then, I like a view.

As long as it doesn’t have a basement you’ll probably be ok.

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