Hearts the banter years 23/24 season

I'm sure a few folk on here will be aware of the comedian Dave Gorman

He has a section in his shows that he calls a Found Poem on the Internet

He basically reads aloud some crackpot thread on a website, set to sombre chamber music, to show how ludicrous the self-important writers/posters sound in real life.

I just had a wee look on Kickback, and would recommend reading P6 of the Ann Budge thread there in the style of a Found Poem :greengrin

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ge/6/#comments

Literally every single entry is a diamond

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Originally Posted by BILLYHIBS

Do they still have their staircase to nowhere that is supposed to lead to their Castle you cannae view restaurant ?

https://i.ibb.co/GtDFd8y/IMG-1999.png

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That is a fire escape in the hotel. You climb out of that bedroom window at the top of the stairs....

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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Musical dining chairs.

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Originally Posted by Springbank

I'm sure a few folk on here will be aware of the comedian Dave Gorman

He has a section in his shows that he calls a Found Poem on the Internet

He basically reads aloud some crackpot thread on a website, set to sombre chamber music, to show how ludicrous the self-important writers/posters sound in real life.

I just had a wee look on Kickback, and would recommend reading P6 of the Ann Budge thread there in the style of a Found Poem :greengrin

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ge/6/#comments

Literally every single entry is a diamond

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Hilarious stuff 😄 big shiny new stand 🤣🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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Part of me wants Hearts to qualify for Europe next season if Naismith lasts until then (I feel filthy saying that) as they will have to go through this charade again. At which point surely, UEFA must start asking questions.

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Originally Posted by overdrive

Part of me wants Hearts to qualify for Europe next season if Naismith lasts until then (I feel filthy saying that) as they will have to go through this charade again. At which point surely, UEFA must start asking questions.

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Presumably by then he will have gained his Pro Licence though? Happy for them to finish Bottom 6 so we don't have to find out anyway!

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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Wikipedia so suppose not guaranteed to be correct.

https://i.ibb.co/qn1XywS/Screenshot-...420-Chrome.jpg

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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"Meet the new boss... Same as the old boss..."

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Originally Posted by Baader

"Meet the new boss... Same as the old boss..."

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"Won't get fooled again" is certainly not a motto for the most gullible support in world football!

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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🤣🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by Springbank

I'm sure a few folk on here will be aware of the comedian Dave Gorman

He has a section in his shows that he calls a Found Poem on the Internet

He basically reads aloud some crackpot thread on a website, set to sombre chamber music, to show how ludicrous the self-important writers/posters sound in real life.

I just had a wee look on Kickback, and would recommend reading P6 of the Ann Budge thread there in the style of a Found Poem :greengrin

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ge/6/#comments

Literally every single entry is a diamond

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This is a belter from i8hibsh;

"I have to say I am more concerned about the dignity of HMFC than Ann Budge. I personally could not give a **** if she exits the front door wearing a Shrek costume as long as she leaves.



I am fully aware I am coming across as a dick but my ****s to give are now at zero.



I personally do think there is one human being on the planet less suited to run a football club than Ann Budge.



Now that all the above has been said and when she exits and relinquishes all control I wish her nothing but good things. I want her to be happy and enjoy her life in good health and happiness.



But to me Hearts come first."

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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It really is crazy that all they had to do to get around the UEFA requirements was to change the job titles. They’ve been pretty open all along that nothing has changed, just the job titles yet that’s enough to satisfy UEFA that they weren’t breaking the rules.

Does that mean Frankie has been sacked now? Must be some sort of record for a permanent head coach to be sacked after 4 league games.

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Originally Posted by MelbourneHibees

Presumably by then he will have gained his Pro Licence though? Happy for them to finish Bottom 6 so we don't have to find out anyway!

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I’m sure when this was all announced it was reported he wasn’t even enrolled in a pro licence course and all of them were full up for the foreseeable future. It was years before being qualified rather than months/within a year that were being talked about

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Originally Posted by Baader

"Meet the new boss... Same as the old boss..."

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Almost like “we had a perfectly good manager here all along”

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Originally Posted by Springbank

I'm sure a few folk on here will be aware of the comedian Dave Gorman

He has a section in his shows that he calls a Found Poem on the Internet

He basically reads aloud some crackpot thread on a website, set to sombre chamber music, to show how ludicrous the self-important writers/posters sound in real life.

I just had a wee look on Kickback, and would recommend reading P6 of the Ann Budge thread there in the style of a Found Poem :greengrin

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ge/6/#comments

Literally every single entry is a diamond

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Haven't read the thread but the good thing about Budge is she's still pulling the strings but now has McKinlay to take the blame for whatever the omnishambles of the day is. When the heat gets too intense she can just replace him with a different patsy.

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Originally Posted by Hibernian Verse

This is a belter from i8hibsh;

"I have to say I am more concerned about the dignity of HMFC than Ann Budge. I personally could not give a **** if she exits the front door wearing a Shrek costume as long as she leaves.



I am fully aware I am coming across as a dick but my ****s to give are now at zero.



I personally do think there is one human being on the planet less suited to run a football club than Ann Budge.



Now that all the above has been said and when she exits and relinquishes all control I wish her nothing but good things. I want her to be happy and enjoy her life in good health and happiness.



But to me Hearts come first."

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That was an entry dave gorrman would have been proud of, no doubt😊

I also liked the classic modern day exchange between 2 folk calling themselves xb52 & briefer

Xb52 - I wouldn't care if Budge took her money & left now.
Briefer- [said with obvious confidence] "her money has been paid back to her"
Xb52 - "nope still owed a couple of million"
Briefer- "fair enough"

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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So let's just be clear about this, as it's what big teams do.

Naisy is on the top step of the staircase to nowhere, and the guy with badges is just below, for the time being?

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Originally Posted by BILLYHIBS

Do they still have their staircase to nowhere that is supposed to lead to their Castle you cannae view restaurant ?

https://i.ibb.co/GtDFd8y/IMG-1999.png

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Ah well,the kids will be happy slidin' doon the bannister's...

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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Over 64 % want him sacked 😂😂😂

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Originally Posted by Mon Dieu4

I see they have now announced that Naismith is the manager and McAvoy is the assistant again hahahaha

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They're the best rivals any team could have. Comedy gold. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🤣

You move the the right coach in,
The wrong coach out,
You play a game in Europe
Then you change them all about.......

You fooled the beaks in Europe
But you're gonna get found out
Thats when you'll get flung out......



Thank you thank you, I'm here till Thursday...... :greengrin

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Originally Posted by Donegal Hibby

Over 64 % want him sacked [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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As Mrs doctor Budge has turned over the club to them, as the big fan owned entity that they are, isn't the game up for Naisy then?

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So Frankie Boy has gone back to his previous job.....as a postman? 🤔

https://www.theguardian.com/football...voy-royal-mail

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Originally Posted by 007

So Frankie Boy has gone back to his previous job.....as a postman? [emoji848]

https://www.theguardian.com/football...voy-royal-mail

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Better than walking the streets.

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Originally Posted by Springbank

I'm sure a few folk on here will be aware of the comedian Dave Gorman

He has a section in his shows that he calls a Found Poem on the Internet

He basically reads aloud some crackpot thread on a website, set to sombre chamber music, to show how ludicrous the self-important writers/posters sound in real life.

I just had a wee look on Kickback, and would recommend reading P6 of the Ann Budge thread there in the style of a Found Poem :greengrin

https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...ge/6/#comments

Literally every single entry is a diamond

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That was fun :greengrin

Only read it from p6, but the standout post for me was TallPaul's... "She must think the support are morons. Absolute shambles"
He's managed to get 147 comments in... but can't see him going the distance :faf:

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Originally Posted by Sergio sledge

It really is crazy that all they had to do to get around the UEFA requirements was to change the job titles. They’ve been pretty open all along that nothing has changed, just the job titles yet that’s enough to satisfy UEFA that they weren’t breaking the rules.

Does that mean Frankie has been sacked now? Must be some sort of record for a permanent head coach to be sacked after 4 league games.

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Cough, cough 🫢

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Originally Posted by 007

So Frankie Boy has gone back to his previous job.....as a postman? 🤔

https://www.theguardian.com/football...voy-royal-mail

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At least the promise he can deliver something may be achievable.

this photo just screams 'ha ha we really fooled everywan eh, haw haw'

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The goings on at Hearts are beyond parody. The thing is the fans, who are meant to own the club, just go along with the nonsense.


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