Hope it’s not Elvis heard Stokes is in townQuote:
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Hope it’s not Elvis heard Stokes is in townQuote:
Originally Posted by Moulin Yarns
And Gary O’Connor what is it with Hibs players and Elvis impersonators 😂Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
Happy new year!Quote:
Originally Posted by Estupendo
AS has asked for forgiveness I seen him crying in chapel
It's actually Craig Levein justifying his wage by performing a selection of his greatest hits, including Loser by Beck, You Can Leave Your Wighton, and his ode to what it takes to be a goalkeeper for Heart of Midlothan; All You Need Is Gloves.Quote:
Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
The winner takes it all . He may struggle with that one
Thought Id leave this here , last night was out for a drink with my mate and his son , both Jambos but nice guys , cant all be perfect. My mate came in with his Hearts tartan scarf on and as usual I told him to put it out of my sight. 10 mins later his son came in with his new Hearts tartan scarf on and I said to my mate get your scarf out and they were different , different pattern and shade of pink , sorry they wouldnt let me take a picture knowing I post on here. Both scarfs were bought in Hearts shop but a few years apart but how can the change the pattern , the colour could just have faded in the older one but actually it was darker . How can they change their tartan scarf.
I was waiting on the punchline 😁Quote:
Originally Posted by thebakerboy
So then the old woman said we'll keep one of them as part time sporting director in the morning and the other one will be director of sport in the afternoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70
Boom boom,.
I'll get my coat.
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Budge replied "we've always had dodgy cheques"Quote:
Originally Posted by thebakerboy
A Scotsman (Levein) an Irishman (Macphee) and a German (Stendel) walk into a bar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70
They all try to sit in the same seat, 6 months later Hearts get relegated.
Boom boom.
I just got an image of them running round the solitary bar stool waiting for the Hertz song to stop :greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by EskbankHibby
Hearts have been bottom of the league all this decade
After securing a point and seeing them further adrift from safety, its time for all Jambos to show their support for the club and come out in their knock off Hearts tartan scarves of all shades and patterns.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebakerboy
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6vxOeao...=1abipn7r58sl4
Like a hostage video 😂
Very uplifting :faf:Quote:
Originally Posted by we are hibs
Ehhhh. It’s the same with Hibs tartan. There’s some kinda dispute over the rights, so what you buy now has less purple than the original.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebakerboy
Just sayin’.......
The guy's in a sauna with his clothes on. How are we supposed to take him seriously?Quote:
Originally Posted by we are hibs
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I think your request there for an interview with a naked Stendel reflects poorly on you. For shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I just know what I like to see in a sauna, and this comedy show isn't it[emoji16]Quote:
Originally Posted by hibsbollah
On reflection maybe I've got it wrong and he's actually in a garden shed masquerading as their media centre.
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Stop? When was the last time that song started ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
Jon Daly away. Good to see he’s had so much of an impact that their players can’t spell his name properly.
https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/uploa...bdba0d281d.jpg
Mutual consent = Paid off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
He may be off the payroll but the lump sum to pay him off will have blasted a hole in their already ropey cash flow.
“Here’s your Daniel”.Quote:
Originally Posted by we are hibs
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Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Ah, so the personal reasons to return to Germany were to finish building his new sauna?
He reminds me of 8 Ace from Viz. :wink:
The tribute thread on KB... Cringe alert!Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
https://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index...s-your-daniel/
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...MHS3B&d=w&vh=eQuote:
Originally Posted by hibbyfraelibby
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Dear me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
Liam Linsday who according to most Jambos was signing on loan in Jan starts for Stoke City today
I'd love it (and I know it wouldn't happen) if they signed James McLean.
Jeebus, never realised just how much the Mrs doctor Budge and Levein dream team had done to strip their brains of reason, they're in trouble if they're genuinely comforted by this guy and the now legendary draw with Aberdeen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
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Comfort blankets in evidence, as various Yam fuds circulate the story of the decade. More wins for them - the bulk pre 2012.
They would be better focussing on the second five years of the decade than the first. People who drive a car by looking out the back window tend to crash.
The attitudes of their fans is truly insane.
There was more discontent with the manager when Robbie neilson had them sitting in the top 3
But Neilsons hearts let us win the cup so....Quote:
Originally Posted by 1van Sprou7e
BoakQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
Feels like the right time, but doesn’t know what he’s going to do!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Northernhibee
Excellent!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibby70
Am I the only one who thinks he comes across as being a thoroughly unlikeable chap on his interviews? Arrogant man.
Having just read the entire thread on "Our Daniel" I can honestly say my gob is well and truly smacked 😯 something quite not right about these mutants.
Roll on the rest of the season.
He fits in well with that mobQuote:
Originally Posted by The Spaceman
They love something to cling on to that lot eh. Romanov Russian hats etc, Mrs Budge now Stendel. Strange. Imagine they'd won a game or two...
Yeah they can have that all they want..... I will never forgot Admin and the bumping of local charities including the Lady Haig Poppy Fund and MacCraes Battalion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cataplana
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Stendel is the saviour now. He's already started to turn it around according to them despite the fact he has one point out of fifteen and they're further adrift at the bottom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Funny to see Levein is now the bad man, the panto villain when he had the majority of them backing him and thanking him not so long ago. Strange bunch.
We have much to thank agents Romanov and Mrs doctor Budge for[emoji16]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...a34b3a4dc1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Baader
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Anyone watch the new Netflix thriller series ‘Don’t ****** with cats’, pretty disturbing about a guy who graduated from torturing animals to murdering a young guy with more in the works had he not been caught. Interestingly, one of his favourite false names was Vladimir Romanov so maybe they are famous after all cos we as a club certainly don’t have a murdering animal torturer named after our owner, we’ve fallen behind here !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
I see that one of Hearts rumoured ‘targets’ from Stoke, Peter Etebo has sealed a loan deal to Spanish side Getafe who are 6th in the Spanish league.
It’s bewildering to me that he would rather join a team in Spain’s top league challenging for Europe, than join the ‘famous’ in their relegation battle.
They also seem sure Liam Boyce will end up at Tynie. A number of problems as far as I can see. Nigel Clough has said he is going to offer him a new contract and if he doesn’t want to stay will sell him.
To me, that means it will likely drag on to the last day of the transfer window and that if they sell him they will be expecting a fee (even though out of contract at end of season) which may be beyond Hearts.
Time to get on to plan F chaps. :greengrin
So, one of the Stoke 4 has joined a La Ligua club, one has got back into the first team (Lindsay), one of the other 2 is 32 years old and hardly played in 18 months and the last one is their reserve goalie.Quote:
Originally Posted by wallpaperman
Quite the relationship McPhee has built up with Michael O’Neil.
"Michael? Austin here, how's it going? Look, I need it to *look* like I'm trying to get some players in here, otherwise Budge is going to tipple that working from home really means Football Manager and Come Dine With Me repeats. Might need a bit of help with this."Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
"Sure, no bother Austin, I could probably get some decent lads on loan up there, would that help?"
"Jesus, Michael! I'm not wanting anyone decent, have you seen how much Budge ripped the pish out of me? Kept stringing me along like a puppet while she went after that German gadgie, and then she went public about Craig's backshift and me working from home. Just send us any old crap that you've got."
Cmon Bingo... we all know it’s a smokescreen to stop other teams getting a heads start on their actual targets..... the ones at Man City. Remember the ‘special relationship’ they have with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by bingo70
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Give it 5 mins. The goal against Aberdeen is a thin comfort blanket following another Hibs doing at their place. Once they realise there's nothing left in the biscuit tin and no one wants to join 'never heard of' Hearts', the rage will set in again.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1van Sprou7e
Six - Ten - Twenty Two
-26Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
That's numberwangQuote:
Originally Posted by Keith_M
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Is that like gegenpressing?Quote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
:greengrinQuote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
No, we have a Mr Levein on the line saying in fact that's WanganumQuote:
Originally Posted by degenerated
a draw at home against (Aberdeen) a team we pumped 3-0 and its winning the league in October all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Onion
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Originally Posted by Jack Hackett
Jeez, is that how many points they got in 2019?
It's worse than I thought!
Somebody was comparing Irving to Pirlo on one of their threads about The Dons game, made me chuckle! ☺Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
Surely not? Pirlo? Actually that wouldn't surprise me coming from that lotQuote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Have our noisey neighbours actually signed anyone, player, coach, grass nurturing technian?
No way, I'm not having that. Not even the most deluded of those deluded fuds could actually have said that, could they? What a bunch of total and utter fools they really are. They really are the biggest bunch of ****ed up erses you could ever get.Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Well said.Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Probably just one of the natives shouting about another pile o ***** and they've spun it into this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Since452
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Probably meant Biro on the amount of pens they getQuote:
Originally Posted by Since452
I mean I'm sure if someone did say that then it was in jest, simmer doonQuote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Aye whatever. Simmer Doon? What are you on about? You must never have spoken to any of the maroon balloons if you don't think they would be serious about that comparison. These are the clowns who thought that Andrew Driver was worth £5m from memoryQuote:
Originally Posted by 1van Sprou7e
£10mQuote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
That sounds more like them right enough!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
It's on their "most pleasing thing about yesterday " thread. I'm surprised they've not released a DVD of the game yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by weecounty hibby
Has anyone on that thread pointed out they slipped 2 points further behind to automatic relegation, to play-off and so to 10th?Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
Your dafty in maroon is looking for 7 points to just get ‘safe’.
Which is more than half their total points haul this season so far.
I’d be delighted to see them relegated. Fuds.
In years to come generations of children called Duncan will ask their parents, also called Duncan, if they remember where they were and what they were doing on the day Hearts got that now legendary draw at home to Aberdeen.Quote:
Originally Posted by HUTCHYHIBBY
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Those baby Duncans will scarcely be able to believe that their parents lived through an era that saw them get - within a four day period no less - that creditable draw with Aberdeen as well as arguably the upper hand on us during the second half of a home derby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
Halcyon days indeed.
:agree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Smartie
A derby they bravely only lost 0-2.
And - importantly - this defeat was a week before the Turning Point, which was (of course) the Instagram video "hello friends & friends, this is your Daniel" where the Gorgie Messiah randomly talked in a sauna fully clothed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
Hot stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
He's no bothered, he knows he's got two weeks on the lash now :party:Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
Brave brave Hearts. Drawing a first half with St Johnstone, 2nd half with Hibs and winning a point against Aberdeen in three consecutive home games. Pwoud.
It’s actually “hello friends and friends, here is your Daniel” which if any clever video editing people can dub over “Here’s Johnny” then that would be great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Springbank
I take it there’ll be a reception and open top parade for the Aberdeen draw?
No bus parade but they are releasing a DVD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waxy
In their usual understated style, maybe a statue is more appropriate here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Since90+2
Sounds like St. Endall has reached at least that level already and surely the city council or the mystery benefactor will be happy to fund this.
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Though I hope Hibs fans can be restrained and not openly voice support for the elevation of the firstly chosen one to sainthood in advance of actually relegating them. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
I think sainthood was attained after their 2nd half performance against us, relegation will be the full bus parade so long as they manage a few corners against the bigger teams on the way to relegation.Quote:
Originally Posted by malcolm
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Are hearts skint? Couldn’t pay off the old staff to make way for Stendal’s assistants. Couldn’t pay Barnsley, and now they are staying at home whilst all the big teams are going abroad.
Shortage of cash in their accounts. Spent all the season ticket money already. Maybe the benefactors haven’t coughed up or Budge is fed up of bailing them out after the abuse she’s been getting!
Not surprised Hearts are staying at home. Levein only works backshift so would be unfair to ask him to fly to somewhere in Europe every morning.
Looks like they are considering bringing Kyle Lafferty back!
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Originally Posted by Iain G
Geggenpresse!
Oh dear.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iain G
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Originally Posted by Since90+2
A memorial stone on the plaza piazza would be appropriate. They could commemorate the result with a dignified ceremony each year, against the backdrop of the magnificent glass curtain wall, in the shadow of the castle.
According to kickback its a busy January
dazajmbo dazajmbo
Posted 2 hours ago
Mulraney, Wighton & possibly McLean out.
Boyce & Lafferty - talks advancing.
Boyce, Washington, Lafferty
With Naismith behind should make even the more masculine of us very moist.
Maybe our Jumbo council are the benefactors 😬Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostonhibby
A collection of crocks. PleasingQuote:
Originally Posted by 04Sauzee
Hearts look like they are getting a new GK coach in. Gallacher I'd assume will need paying off?
https://www.sportbuzzer.de/artikel/h...aniel-stendel/
The German boy is coming in as their assistant manager I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by 04Sauzee
Lafferty who has done nothing of note since leaving them 18 months ago and totally failed in Norway? Boyce who’s form has went off a cliff since suffering a career threatening injury? Forgive me for not being too concerned.Quote:
Originally Posted by 04Sauzee
Boyce has 12 goals this season not including his international goals.....he would be a top signing for any club outside the old firm....Quote:
Originally Posted by calumhibee1
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Apologies. I could have swore someone said he had been murder since coming back from his injury on here so didn't even bother checking.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
As Clough has mentioned he is or will be offered a new contract. If he doesn’t accept he will be sold.... so it’s either pre contract or a fee for him! So if they want him now cough up!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel
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3 of them came against morecambe, we arent talking top class oppositionQuote:
Originally Posted by bigwheel