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Bridge hibs
12-04-2024, 08:38 PM
Not sure about the Mars thing.

Seems mad that Clement would be happy to travel two years to play a game, rather than wait a few days. And then two years back. He's not thought this through.

And then you've got the gravitational differences. Gravity on Mars is about 1/3 what it is on Earth. That means when their players dive in the box, it will be three times more ridiculous than on Earth. Even VAR won't be mad enough to fall for that? And it'll take about three minutes for the film to get to VAR in the first place, and the same for the decision to come back.

Honestly, I wonder about our managers sometimes.It took them 4 years to get to the SPL so I dont think a 4 year trip to mars will bother the the rangers 🫢

gbhibby
12-04-2024, 08:47 PM
Not sure about the Mars thing.

Seems mad that Clement would be happy to travel two years to play a game, rather than wait a few days. And then two years back. He's not thought this through.

And then you've got the gravitational differences. Gravity on Mars is about 1/3 what it is on Earth. That means when their players dive in the box, it will be three times more ridiculous than on Earth. Even VAR won't be mad enough to fall for that? And it'll take about three minutes for the film to get to VAR in the first place, and the same for the decision to come back.

Honestly, I wonder about our managers sometimes.https://youtube.com/watch?v=TBRCZLzn5pM&si=0zFBoHe18CmD8Mgu

The Martian VAR team won't let them away with what the Scottish ref VAR team let them away with


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Glory Lurker
12-04-2024, 08:48 PM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TBRCZLzn5pM&si=0zFBoHe18CmD8Mgu

The Martian VAR team won't let them away with what the Scottish ref VAR team let them away with


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Love it!!!!!

Bridge hibs
12-04-2024, 09:57 PM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TBRCZLzn5pM&si=0zFBoHe18CmD8Mgu

The Martian VAR team won't let them away with what the Scottish ref VAR team let them away with


Sent from my SM-A127F using TapatalkAye but will they will be sitting in the Mars bar instead of the Louden tavern ?

gbhibby
12-04-2024, 10:40 PM
Aye but will they will be sitting in the Mars bar instead of the Louden tavern ?
If they play on Mars they will be happy as some of the red planets' surface looks orange.

Green Reaper
13-04-2024, 12:06 AM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TBRCZLzn5pM&si=0zFBoHe18CmD8Mgu

The Martian VAR team won't let them away with what the Scottish ref VAR team let them away with


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Can't trust them Nartians, bunch of Fenians

Bostonhibby
13-04-2024, 07:03 AM
Not sure about the Mars thing.

Seems mad that Clement would be happy to travel two years to play a game, rather than wait a few days. And then two years back. He's not thought this through.

And then you've got the gravitational differences. Gravity on Mars is about 1/3 what it is on Earth. That means when their players dive in the box, it will be three times more ridiculous than on Earth. Even VAR won't be mad enough to fall for that? And it'll take about three minutes for the film to get to VAR in the first place, and the same for the decision to come back.

Honestly, I wonder about our managers sometimes.So you're saying there's a chance that when the hun dives as per the script, Beaton is then called over by the patented sevco VAR system, but when the orange line is drawn they can't measure it because by the time the hun reconnects with Terra Firma he has landed on Uranus?

Or somebody's anus anyway.

Sounds like a penalty to the hun to me.

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Keith_M
13-04-2024, 08:23 AM
Not sure about the Mars thing.

Seems mad that Clement would be happy to travel two years to play a game, rather than wait a few days. And then two years back. He's not thought this through.

And then you've got the gravitational differences. Gravity on Mars is about 1/3 what it is on Earth. That means when their players dive in the box, it will be three times more ridiculous than on Earth. Even VAR won't be mad enough to fall for that? And it'll take about three minutes for the film to get to VAR in the first place, and the same for the decision to come back.

Honestly, I wonder about our managers sometimes.


For the last time, Clement didn't say 'Mars'


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:rolleyes:

Hibrandenburg
13-04-2024, 09:01 AM
I'd be delighted if the Huns played on Mars, but only on condition they weren't allowed to come back.

There'd be pandemonium, it's well known that Mars is populated with little green men.

Dashing Bob S
13-04-2024, 09:08 AM
Whenever I waver on this issue I just think ‘Huns’ and then ‘Dundee dens park 86’ and I just can’t stay mad at those whacky Taysiders

Bostonhibby
13-04-2024, 09:22 AM
Whenever I waver on this issue I just think ‘Huns’ and then ‘Dundee dens park 86’ and I just can’t stay mad at those whacky TaysidersYep, don't understand what all this pitch fuss is about, look what Hearts achieved on a less than perfect Dens Park.

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