And here it is..............The Debatably Relevant Transfer Deadline Day Thread:

[down-the-slope]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khBKPLMGKJg&list=UUXKLs14yjDc5s7GJ1txkWxw


good listen and TB seems to be very excited by Watmore...

Also its was recorded yesterday saying 2 in and terry hoping for 1 or 2 more tomorrow (ie today :not worth)

[SteveHFC]

Terry Butcher being quoted by STV that no more business will be done - turning his phone off.

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[Matty_Jack04]

To enter into the spirit of T.T.D. I have just returned from Morrisons where they have a special offer on Tiger Beer..£9 for 12 bottles. They also have a good deal on wine so I got a half price white at £6. For munchies I got an almost out of date Pizza for £2 and a multi pack of hula hoops for £1. For dessert I got a bag of Haribos on offer at 50p. This brought my total spend for T.D.D. to £18.50....

Which is about £18.50 more than hearts will be spending on transfers tonight:monkey1:

The type of wheeling and dealing Harry red knapp would be proud of, well played mr Freddy

[Macaroon]

Terry Butcher being quoted by STV that no more business will be done - turning his phone off.



http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sad-baby.gif

[nonshinyfinish]

Cycled home from work in the pissing rain. Not pleasant, but the lower friction due to the wet conditions makes for a speedier ride. I reckon I was on world record pace once you allow for the brutal headwind.

Irn Bru opened; command centre established.

If this quote from Terry about no more business is true though, I predict tears before bedtime.

[down-the-slope]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khBKPLMGKJg&list=UUXKLs14yjDc5s7GJ1txkWxw


good listen and TB seems to be very excited by Watmore...

Also its was recorded yesterday saying 2 in and terry hoping for 1 or 2 more tomorrow (ie today :not worth)

Either


False quote
Terry's playing it cute
Deals he thought would happen have gone Mammaries Up



3 we have in will be good / RB / winger / pace up top......just what we were all asking for. Still hoping that couple of players released / couple out on loan

[Macaroon]

Kate Riley alert

[down-the-slope]

Steak slice & 3/4 of a tub of BBQ pringles tanned as a warm up before heading out to collect girls (via EM for a Butchers :greengrin)....theres a lack of player X spotted @ rumours...see if I can assist with that

[Matty_Jack04]

Kate Riley alert

That the girl at Norwich? Hope there busy tonight she was fabulous

[Macaroon]

That the girl at Norwich? Hope there busy tonight she was fabulous

You are correct sir

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[McKenzie]

Nobody checked the number 26 bus yet?

[SaulGoodman]

Nobody checked the number 26 bus yet?

Thought I saw Ian Black on it but on second glance I turned out just to be your usual pish stained jakey

[nonshinyfinish]

And away we go.

I've already been to the shops for tomorrow's provisions, and I can tell you that I have massive, massive news on that front.

As promised...

TDD regulars will recall how my local Asda's indefensible anti-Tunnock's policy almost derailed proceedings in January 2012. Those who lack that vintage can read the harrowing tale here: http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?226986-The-Hibernian-F-C-Bi-Annual-Deadline-Day-(Anti)-Climax&p=3097383&viewfull=1#post3097383.

Well, thanks to that fearless campaigning journalism (which has come to be a .net hallmark), Asda Cambridge now carrys teacakes, caramel wafers (regular), caramel wafers (dark chocolate), caramel logs, and snowballs. Never satisfied, I've written to Andy Clarke (CEO and president) to ask him that having reversed the despicable policy, Asda go further and offer appropriate reparations. To wit: caramel wafers. Lots of caramel wafers. Will post the reply.

[nonshinyfinish]

Harry through the car window!

http://www.pitt.edu/~btb25/happycat.jpg

[green.and.white]

For a team fighting relegation, Fulham have done well today. Holtby and Mitroglou, very decent signings

[Jones28]

For a team fighting relegation, Fulham have done well today. Holtby and Mitroglou, very decent signings

Holtby on loan is a coup, terrific signing

[JohnStephens91]

After applying for several jobs I am ready to delve into the only TDD thread worth being part of on TDD. So far my musings on my CV and covering letters have only been enough to get me to the second stage of BBC applications twice and once for the Liverpool Echo - this all changes today on an exciting TDD.

In terms of snacks I had Coco Pops with chocolate milk on them at 11 as I rose from my bed - I am a man that lives life in the fast lane. For lunch I consumed a pastrami, emmental cheese and pickle toastie and a white chocolate flavoured hot chocolate. I already have my dinner in my mind - hoisin duck with rice and accompanying vegetables. Having had a Chinese girlfriend I was taught some very good oriental recipes, perhaps this type of offering may part Natalie with Sam Matterface?

Post-dinner I am planning a gorge, a feast that Nade would be proud to call his breakfast; Nestle will be providing me with toffee penny desserts, they have also given me the pleasure of unveiling the green triangle flavoured desserts, both are Hibs class. I also have cinnamon whirls, 5 white chocolate chip cookies, a Bounty multipack - although I have donated one to my mother. Also lurking in my bag of goodies; Tyrell's crisps of which I have Cotswold Brie and Bacon and that is two bags of this glorious flavour and to help towards my five a-day I have two packets of Starburst. To wash it down I have Strawberry and Kiwi flavoured fizzy juice.

For the closing hours I have a special selection of beer and all are 500 ml bottles and from Stewart's Brewery - Ka Pai which is a Pacific IPA, First World Problems which is a Belgian styled IPA, Radical Road which is a classic triple-hopped pale ale and to round it off I have the oxymoronic Black IPA.

[nonshinyfinish]

Post-dinner I am planning a gorge, a feast that Nade would be proud to call his breakfast; Nestle will be providing me with toffee penny desserts, they have also given me the pleasure of unveiling the green triangle flavoured desserts, both are Hibs class. I also have cinnamon whirls, 5 white chocolate chip cookies, a Bounty multipack - although I have donated one to my mother. Also lurking in my bag of goodies; Tyrell's crisps of which I have Cotswold Brie and Bacon and that is two bags of this glorious flavour and to help towards my five a-day I have two packets of Starburst. To wash it down I have Strawberry and Kiwi flavoured fizzy juice.

Jeezo, no prisoners taken!

[green.and.white]

After applying for several jobs I am ready to delve into the only TDD thread worth being part of on TDD. So far my musings on my CV and covering letters have only been enough to get me to the second stage of BBC applications twice and once for the Liverpool Echo - this all changes today on an exciting TDD.

In terms of snacks I had Coco Pops with chocolate milk on them at 11 as I rose from my bed - I am a man that lives life in the fast lane. For lunch I consumed a pastrami, emmental cheese and pickle toastie and a white chocolate flavoured hot chocolate. I already have my dinner in my mind - hoisin duck with rice and accompanying vegetables. Having had a Chinese girlfried I was taught some very good oriental recipes, perhaps this type of offering may part Natalie with Sam Matterface?

Post-dinner I am planning a gorge, a feast that Nade would be proud to call his breakfast; Nestle will be providing me with toffee penny desserts, they have also given me the pleasure of unveiling the green triangle flavoured desserts, both are Hibs class. I also have cinnamon whirls, 5 white chocolate chip cookies, a Bounty multipack - although I have donated one to my mother. Also lurking in my bag of goodies; Tyrell's crisps of which I have Cotswold Brie and Bacon and that is two bags of this glorious flavour and to help towards my five a-day I have two packets of Starburst. To wash it down I have Strawberry and Kiwi flavoured fizzy juice.

For the closing hours I have a special selection of beer and all are 500 ml bottles and from Stewart's Brewery - Ka Pai which is a Pacific IPA, First World Problems which is a Belgian styled IPA, Radical Road which is a classic triple-hopped pale ale and to round it off I have the oxymoronic Black IPA.

Puts my dominos for dinner, then Irn Bru and salt and vinegar Pringles to utter, utter shame.

[AngusHibby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xnBS6WmQ_I#t=131 highlights of watmore if anyone hasn't seen it.

Look out for the ref falling over at 0:50

[Moulin Yarns]

For the closing hours I have a special selection of beer and all are 500 ml bottles and from Stewart's Brewery - Ka Pai which is a Pacific IPA, First World Problems which is a Belgian styled IPA, Radical Road which is a classic triple-hopped pale ale and to round it off I have the oxymoronic Black IPA.

have you drank in the Hanging Bat in Lothian Road? Beer Heaven.

[Matty_Jack04]

After applying for several jobs I am ready to delve into the only TDD thread worth being part of on TDD. So far my musings on my CV and covering letters have only been enough to get me to the second stage of BBC applications twice and once for the Liverpool Echo - this all changes today on an exciting TDD.

In terms of snacks I had Coco Pops with chocolate milk on them at 11 as I rose from my bed - I am a man that lives life in the fast lane. For lunch I consumed a pastrami, emmental cheese and pickle toastie and a white chocolate flavoured hot chocolate. I already have my dinner in my mind - hoisin duck with rice and accompanying vegetables. Having had a Chinese girlfried I was taught some very good oriental recipes, perhaps this type of offering may part Natalie with Sam Matterface?

Post-dinner I am planning a gorge, a feast that Nade would be proud to call his breakfast; Nestle will be providing me with toffee penny desserts, they have also given me the pleasure of unveiling the green triangle flavoured desserts, both are Hibs class. I also have cinnamon whirls, 5 white chocolate chip cookies, a Bounty multipack - although I have donated one to my mother. Also lurking in my bag of goodies; Tyrell's crisps of which I have Cotswold Brie and Bacon and that is two bags of this glorious flavour and to help towards my five a-day I have two packets of Starburst. To wash it down I have Strawberry and Kiwi flavoured fizzy juice.

For the closing hours I have a special selection of beer and all are 500 ml bottles and from Stewart's Brewery - Ka Pai which is a Pacific IPA, First World Problems which is a Belgian styled IPA, Radical Road which is a classic triple-hopped pale ale and to round it off I have the oxymoronic Black IPA.

So just how chocolaty does coco pops turn chocolate milk? I quite enjoy the subtle chocolateness coco pops turns ur regular green topped milk but have never even contemplated choco milk with my cereal could you explain furthe please?

[nonshinyfinish]

So just how chocolaty does coco pops turn chocolate milk? I quite enjoy the subtle chocolateness coco pops turns ur regular green topped milk but have never even contemplated choco milk with my cereal could you explain furthe please?

I'd say that in accordance with Le Chatelier's principle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Chatelier%27s_principle), Coco Pops might actually make chocolate milk less chocolatey.

With a few appropriate experiments you could determine an equilibrium constant.

[JohnStephens91]

Jeezo, no prisoners taken!

Of course there are none - if there were then what would be the point? I think this is the meaning of life.


Superb. :thumbsup:I'm applying for the BBC JTS this year too, will need to get started on it soon.

All the best for it, I'm going to have a look at it to see if I'm still eligible. I just rattled off a few applications locally, hopefully your course is still going swimmingly :aok:


Puts my dominos for dinner, then Irn Bru and salt and vinegar Pringles to utter, utter shame.

There is no shame on TDD, we are all equal when watching our Natalie.


have you drank in the Hanging Bat in Lothian Road? Beer Heaven.

Indeed I have, it's a great little bar and I go in a lot. I also go into the Ventoux in Tollcross which stocks German beer that gets delivered from microbreweries. I had a smoked beer once - fantastic.


So just how chocolaty does coco pops turn chocolate milk? I quite enjoy the subtle chocolateness coco pops turns ur regular green topped milk but have never even contemplated choco milk with my cereal could you explain furthe please?

It is a double-chocolate delight, I can confirm that the taste is immaculate and the sugar high gives you a kick up the erchie in the morning. I would also like to say I have tried this with strawberry and banana milk before too. The combination of winners.

[SteveHFC]

Gregory Tade is still in talks with us

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[Hibbyradge]

BBCBMcLauchlin ‏@BBCBMcLauchlin 13m Hibs boss Terry Butcher tells BBC Scotland that he does not expect any more players to join the club in the transfer window.#bbcsportscot

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[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Thought I saw Ian Black on it but on second glance I turned out just to be your usual pish stained jakey

You are being a tad harsh on yourself there no?

[nonshinyfinish]

So it's come to this: in place of the Secret Escapes adverts, we are offered the 30 second abomination that is Hotels4u ("anything for yow, cupcake"). :bitchy:

The species is doomed.

[SteveHFC]

So it's come to this: in place of the Secret Escapes adverts, we are offered the 30 second abomination that is Hotels4u ("anything for yow, cupcake"). :bitchy:

The species is doomed.

http://awesumreviewz.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/clint-eastwood-disgusted-gif.gif

[Hibbyradge]

You are being a tad harsh on yourself there no?

:faf:

Good spot! :aok:

[hibbie02]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xnBS6WmQ_I#t=131 highlights of watmore if anyone hasn't seen it.

Look out for the ref falling over at 0:50

Like a Ginger Arthur Duncan.

All I can say is I hope we haven't got plans to bring in any defenders from that league! If he does that in the SPL, he'll be off to the Smellies at the end of the season.

[Ryan91]

For the closing hours I have a special selection of beer and all are 500 ml bottles and from Stewart's Brewery - Ka Pai which is a Pacific IPA, First World Problems which is a Belgian styled IPA, Radical Road which is a classic triple-hopped pale ale and to round it off I have the oxymoronic Black IPA.

The black IPA isn't very good tbh - BrewDog's Libertine Black Ale is a great beer if a little stronger.

I've got Red Thai Curry for tea but that may be traded in for a take out pizza though.

On the booze front I have a bottle of Tempest's Brave New World IPA as well as a can of Sly Fox's Royal Weisse Ale


Sent from my HTC Desire S using Tapatalk

[Aldo]

Bottle of Merlot , bel haven thistly IPA and schaellion lager (spl). That with a few snacks.

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Having a few peroni's watching Deadline Day

[nonshinyfinish]

Bottle of Merlot , bel haven thistly IPA and schaellion lager (spl). That with a few snacks.

Schiehallion is tasty. :agree:

[Aldo]

Schiehallion is tasty. :agree:

Never tried it so thought I'd give it a try. Looking forward to it. :-D

Ps you not honing your skills the nite ;-)

[Hermit Crab]

I'm just home after doing a ten hour howler to find the bairns have the Guinea pigs out so I'm trying to dodge them whist checking this thread.

[JohnStephens91]

The black IPA isn't very good tbh - BrewDog's Libertine Black Ale is a great beer if a little stronger.

I've got Red Thai Curry for tea but that may be traded in for a take out pizza though.

Sent from my HTC Desire S using Tapatalk

BrewDog fanboy alert :greengrin I had the Black IPA once, I was well oiled though so can't remember the taste.

[nonshinyfinish]

Never tried it so thought I'd give it a try. Looking forward to it. :-D

Ps you not honing your skills the nite ;-)

Got to give the other players a wee chance now and then.

[Matty_Jack04]

Kate abdo.....oh my

[Aldo]

Got to give the other players a wee chance now and then.

Awwwww. Was looking forward to your tales of skill and outstanding half yard goals over the weekend. Tut *insert shaking of ones head*. ;-)

[nonshinyfinish]

Bundeswindow ist geschlossen.

Dortmund have signed a young Serbian called Jojic, if Dortmund's past form is anything to go by he'll be a gem.

[Hibbyradge]

[IMG]
Will Mikey take a daft turn and chuck out non-PMs (in which case I'll speak to you all on Saturday)? Will Hibbyradge go picking fights with our resident dissidents? Will nonshinyfinish finally overdose on Tunnocks Tea Cakes?

Over to you, my decorated superiors.

http://i.imgur.com/KpzbG.gif

[McKenzie]

Kate abdo.....oh my

This. Nice early treat for anyone tuning in to ssn

[Aldo]

Kate abdo.....oh my

Hubba Hubba

[patch1875]

Is Charlotte still doing ssn?

[frazeHFC]

Get this cricket off the tele please Sky Sports News. :I'm waiti

Home for the rest of the night now, hope Terry's keeping it quiet and we are not done yet!

[Aldo]

Is Charlotte still doing ssn?

Aye buts she's marrying Chris Coleman this coming year.

[green.and.white]

Aye buts she's marrying Chris Coleman this coming year.

Christ he has done well for himself

[Macaroon]

Settled down at my base-station now. Feet up, laptop opened, wood-burning stove firing away nicely, and of course TDD on the box. My conquests on the scran front include a large ham and chicken pizza ordered from Dominos, a 1.25 litre bottle of Coke, a 6 pack of Petit Filous nicked from the 1 year-old neice, a packet of mini millionaire shortbreads and a four pack of snickers.

Eagerly awaiting the hordes of genetic deformities emerging from their lairs for their bi-annual sing-song behind the strange Sky men in suits. However I fear bloodshed at Norwich when the natives get a look at Kate Riley, I can only hope her camera team have packed their tranquilisers. Fireworks promised one way or another.

I wonder if NSF has slipped into his tunnocks-coma yet...

[AlbertK86]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xnBS6WmQ_I#t=131 highlights of watmore if anyone hasn't seen it. Look out for the ref falling over at 0:50

Well definite red card for mchattie at the relegation party on 29th March !!

Boy looks the real deal

[Seveno]

Just watched The best of Duncan Watmore on YouTube. 6 minutes of brilliant entertainment.

Welcome to Hibernian, Duncan.

[JohnStephens91]

I just found a photo of a dog wearing sunglasses and riding a bike. On his way to our maroon neighbours perchance?

http://grist.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cool-dog.jpg

[Ryan91]

BrewDog fanboy alert :greengrin I had the Black IPA once, I was well oiled though so can't remember the taste.

I was disappointed with the Black IPA, was expecting a lot more in the way of hops.

BrewDog do a lot of very good beers, but at the moment I'm a big fan of Tempest's beers - Cork and Cask here in Edinburgh is my number one stop for top quality beers in the city. Need to look at getting some more Mikkeler beers though

[Just Alf]

Thought I saw Ian Black on it but on second glance I turned out just to be your usual pish stained jakey

Ok, so let me get this right? Your 2nd glance actually confirmed yer 1st one???

[nonshinyfinish]

Settled down at my base-station now. Feet up, laptop opened, wood-burning stove firing away nicely, and of course TDD on the box. My conquests on the scran front include a large ham and chicken pizza ordered from Dominos, a 1.25 litre bottle of Coke, a 6 pack of Petit Filous nicked from the 1 year-old neice, a packet of mini millionaire shortbreads and a four pack of snickers.

Eagerly awaiting the hordes of genetic deformities emerging from their lairs for their bi-annual sing-song behind the strange Sky men in suits. However I fear bloodshed at Norwich when the natives get a look at Kate Riley, I can only hope her camera team have packed their tranquilisers. Fireworks promised one way or another.

I wonder if NSF has slipped into his tunnocks-coma yet...

I've not even got to the caramel wafers yet (in a TDD first, I plumped for the dark chocolate variety). Set off at a sensible pace with a couple of Boursin and salt'n'vinegar McCoys rolls. I have had more Irn Bru than is strictly advisable at this point in the afternoon, I might need a beer or two later to take the edge off it.

[patch1875]

Aye buts she's marrying Chris Coleman this coming year.

Lucky lucky man :-(

Always thought he looked a funny colour like he wears make up

[Aldo]

Just watched The best of Duncan Watmore on YouTube. 6 minutes of brilliant entertainment. Welcome to Hibernian, Duncan.

Indeed the boy is direct if anything and is rapid.

[Future17]

In Frankie & Benny's at Birmingham Airport.

Looking forward to getting home for the climax to deadline day accompanied by some Innis and Gunn Rum Finish.

[Hermit Crab]

Clancy contract terminated by mutual consent? That correct?

[Just Alf]

This. Nice early treat for anyone tuning in to ssn

Hubba! Hubba' I want pics!!!!!!

But NOT on this thread as my data quota is creaking and 02 are about to put me onto the bloody sloooowwww lane! :-(

[Macaroon]

I've not even got to the caramel wafers yet (in a TDD first, I plumped for the dark chocolate variety). Set off at a sensible pace with a couple of Boursin and salt'n'vinegar McCoys rolls. I have had more Irn Bru than is strictly advisable at this point in the afternoon, I might need a beer or two later to take the edge off it.

Don't let the Canadians hear you say that! :greengrin

[nonshinyfinish]

Stoke fans. Christ.

[frazeHFC]

There they are, our pals from Stoke. :greengrin

[Macaroon]

The stoke natives are out early this year. The mean average of teeth per gob appears to be breaking all records.

[JohnStephens91]

I was disappointed with the Black IPA, was expecting a lot more in the way of hops.

BrewDog do a lot of very good beers, but at the moment I'm a big fan of Tempest's beers - Cork and Cask here in Edinburgh is my number one stop for top quality beers in the city. Need to look at getting some more Mikkeler beers though

Tempest do a lot of great quality beers - Red Eye Flight is superb and only topped by their Long White Cloud. I also regularly visit Cork and Cask, I remember when it was some kind of card shop when I went to Gillespie's just round the corner. I can't remember the brewery the beer was from, but it was Icelandic and I got a bottle of it from C&C and it was amazing.

[One Day Soon]

Seriously need a pi5h now. Beginning to think the non cludgie repair strategy may come back to haunt me. If it doesn't I have the certainty that Mrs ODS will.

Bit scary just how aware you can become of your own bladder once discomfort turns to pain and then to burning aching.

The scran pile now looks like leftovers of something Fantastic Mr Fox has had his unrestricted way with. Worrying thing is that rather than sating the appetite I seem to have developed the serious munchies. And that's without any bevvy to this point. Tesco stop on way back I think.

Right, off to swim team with Nipper 1. Back later with calmer bladder and angrier wife.

[down-the-slope]

:I'm waiti Waiting on Mrs DTS to get in from work - Kids ready to be driven the 40 mins to North Berwick and need to be there at 6.15pm - i'm gagging for my mixed Kebabs / Goan Lamb / rice ? Nan nosh...and having to fight off the though of raiding the treat cupboard.....

Grub and back at 10.30ish to try and find out whats been happening...

Have we signed any more
whats the big UK signings
who has OD'd on sugary snacks
who has Mikey banned for misdemeanour's
What is the ratio of sober to bevvied posters
et etc


excellent...shes back... yum yum

[green.and.white]

Lee Cattermole from Sunderland to Stoke has to be the most boring TDD transfer ever

[Ryan91]

Tempest do a lot of great quality beers - Red Eye Flight is superb and only topped by their Long White Cloud. I also regularly visit Cork and Cask, I remember when it was some kind of card shop when I went to Gillespie's just round the corner. I can't remember the brewery the beer was from, but it was Icelandic and I got a bottle of it from C&C and it was amazing.

I know the one you are talking about, but I've not tried it. I personally love the Brave New World IPA.

[Matty_Jack04]

Lee Cattermole from Sunderland to Stoke has to be the most boring TDD transfer ever

Saw a good tweet about this

@iainmacintosh: Cattermole's actually a decent player. It's just that where there should be a brain there's a pile of sawdust and a surprised looking mouse.

[nonshinyfinish]

Seriously need a pi5h now. Beginning to think the non cludgie repair strategy may come back to haunt me. If it doesn't I have the certainty that Mrs ODS will.

Bit scary just how aware you can become of your own bladder once discomfort turns to pain and then to burning aching.

The scran pile now looks like leftovers of something Fantastic Mr Fox has had his unrestricted way with. Worrying thing is that rather than sating the appetite I seem to have developed the serious munchies. And that's without any bevvy to this point. Tesco stop on way back I think.

Right, off to swim team with Nipper 1. Back later with calmer bladder and angrier wife.

Mind that Simpsons episode where Grandpa Simpson holds in a pish until his kidneys explode?

You'll be fine though.

[green.and.white]

Saw a good tweet about this

@iainmacintosh: Cattermole's actually a decent player. It's just that where there should be a brain there's a pile of sawdust and a surprised looking mouse.

Haha sums him up nicely :thumbsup:

[nonshinyfinish]

It's quiet. Too quiet.

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

I think thats us done...

[Aldo]

It's quiet. Too quiet.

Aye Alrite Bjork!! :-)

[Mon Dieu4]

No fear gents, its always quiet 5.30-6.30 on Fridays, its when Rod gets his weekly Mouser shampoo and style, now the important business is out the way he can talk to potential targets

[Technofob]

For the closing hours I have a special selection of beer and all are 500 ml bottles and from Stewart's Brewery - Ka Pai which is a Pacific IPA, First World Problems which is a Belgian styled IPA, Radical Road which is a classic triple-hopped pale ale and to round it off I have the oxymoronic Black IPA.

I was good pals with Stephen Stewart's brother and enjoy a bottle of Radical Road. But I digress...

Sitting down to enjoy TDD. Starting with tiger bead topped with primula cheese with ham washed down with a nice fair trade pinot grigio from the local Co-Op. Then Mrs T has us some dough balls before we enjoy a curry. Got 2 more bottles of wine and a bottle of Prosecco in case Terry unveils a 'Daffy'!! If not then 4 bottles f Bud 66. Plenty of cheese puffs for the home straight to midnight.

Bring it on!!!

[One Day Soon]

Mind that Simpsons episode where Grandpa Simpson holds in a pish until his kidneys explode?

You'll be fine though.

Live update:

What a glorious relief that was. Not a bad khasi at Glenogle baths either.

Looking at the other parents here I'm not sure many of them could spell football never mind take an interest in it. There's a distinct whiff of private school upper middle class. TDD would be a mystery to them - my best guess is they would think I'd mispronounced STD. So, mostly egg chasers and genetic Yams.

Weirdly - and in a throwback to devious TDDs - we bumped into one of the Guide leaders as we left the house to come here. Now I know she's no Brown Owl (but then who is? That woman's organisation is like an ultra OCD Rainman) but I still took it as a sign. A sort of 'Youth Movement leader at night, Terry Butcher's delight' kind of thing. So I'm going with this omen to mean Butcher to add another signing tonight. For those of you with an interest in that sort of thing, she managed to toss into the conversation, more or less apropos of nothing, that in her day job she is - get this - an archeologist. WTF was I supposed to say to that?

I'll say this about Glenogle pool though, the snacks are a bit 5hit. You couldn't drum up a furred artery here for love nor money. The coach is getting right on my thruppenies with his zealous use of the whistle too.

Anyone got a Natalie update?

[nonshinyfinish]

No fear gents, its always quiet 5.30-6.30 on Fridays, its when Rod gets his weekly Mouser shampoo and style, now the important business is out the way he can talk to potential targets

I assume that immediately post-moustache styling is the absolute apotheosis of his negotiating power?

[jonty]

Has anyone popped round to Easter Road to see if there's any new flash cars around?

[Aldo]

See Jay Fulton has signed for Swansea

[nonshinyfinish]

Live update:

What a glorious relief that was. Not a bad khasi at Glenogle baths either.

Looking at the other parents here I'm not sure many of them could spell football never mind take an interest in it. There's a distinct whiff of private school upper middle class. TDD would be a mystery to them - my best guess is they would think I'd mispronounced STD. So, mostly egg chasers and genetic Yams.

Weirdly - and in a throwback to devious TDDs - we bumped into one of the Guide leaders as we left the house to come here. Now I know she's no Brown Owl (but then who is? That woman's organisation is like an ultra OCD Rainman) but I still took it as a sign. A sort of 'Youth Movement leader at night, Terry Butcher's delight' kind of thing. So I'm going with this omen to mean Butcher to add another signing tonight. For those of you with an interest in that sort of thing, she managed to toss into the conversation, more or less apropos of nothing, that in her day job she is - get this - an archeologist. WTF was I supposed to say to that?

I'll say this about Glenogle pool though, the snacks are a bit 5hit. You couldn't drum up a furred artery here for love nor money. The coach is getting right on my thruppenies with his zealous use of the whistle too.

Anyone got a Natalie update?

The pithy response would be to ask if she digs it.

[One Day Soon]

:I'm waiti Waiting on Mrs DTS to get in from work - Kids ready to be driven the 40 mins to North Berwick and need to be there at 6.15pm - i'm gagging for my mixed Kebabs / Goan Lamb / rice ? Nan nosh...and having to fight off the though of raiding the treat cupboard.....

Grub and back at 10.30ish to try and find out whats been happening...

Have we signed any more
whats the big UK signings
who has OD'd on sugary snacks
who has Mikey banned for misdemeanour's
What is the ratio of sober to bevvied posters
et etc


excellent...shes back... yum yum

Just my filth mind? No-one else? Anyone?

[Nevi_SOL]

There they are, our pals from Stoke. :greengrin

Anyone just see the lad who held up a bit paper with "Jim White for Prime minister" :greengrin

[Mon Dieu4]

I assume that immediately post-moustache styling is the absolute apotheosis of his negotiating power?

Correct, you have seen the power in Grigori Rasputans eyes, that Pales in significance to the power of his perfectly cultivated moustache

[One Day Soon]

I was good pals with Stephen Stewart's brother and enjoy a bottle of Radical Road. But I digress...

Sitting down to enjoy TDD. Starting with tiger bead topped with primula cheese with ham washed down with a nice fair trade pinot grigio from the local Co-Op. Then Mrs T has us some dough balls before we enjoy a curry. Got 2 more bottles of wine and a bottle of Prosecco in case Terry unveils a 'Daffy'!! If not then 4 bottles f Bud 66. Plenty of cheese puffs for the home straight to midnight.

Bring it on!!!


Fnar, fnar. Just me again?

[Aldo]

Katie Riley looking very fetching at Norwich.

[DAVE1875]

Kate Riley


http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Oh+its+a+girl+in+a+comic+about+porn+i+_d0970a7d37c 5a110364d2378855d277c.png

[Aldo]

Rachel Riley

She does Countdown. Do you mean Katie

Ps Rachel is very nice as well

[DAVE1875]

She does Countdown. Do you mean Katie

Ps Rachel is very nice as well

Knew I'd messed the names up as soon I'd posted it :doh:

[Aldo]

Knew I'd messed the names up as soon I'd posted it :doh:

Still bit very charming indeed. :-D

[patch1875]

Knew I'd messed the names up as soon I'd posted it :doh:


At at least you never said Lisa

[Aldo]

At at least you never said Lisa

Ha ha imagine if he did. Stunner like .......NOT

[DAVE1875]

At at least you never said Lisa

[Insert Clint Eastwood shudder from Gran Torino gif here]

[lucky]

Got to say deadline day in Delhi is crap. No one is interested, none of the sports bars are even covering it. I'm having to keep checking .net for news. It's already past midnight going to be a long night. Hope Rodders comes up with a few surprises.

[patch1875]

Kate :top marks

[SMAXXA]

I guess given hibs havnt sent out the usual that's our business done this window on the site we might still have more excitement to come :greengrin

[Technofob]

Fnar, fnar. Just me again?

That mofo tooting his whistle is messing with you,man!!

[green.and.white]

One hour till Jim and Natalie

[Keith_M]

This is Kate Riley, init?


11897

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

I guess given hibs havnt sent out the usual that's our business done this window on the site we might still have more excitement to come :greengrin

Is there something you ain't tellin' us:greengrin?

[AngusHibby]

Anyone know what Georgie Thompson is up to these days? She was the Pele of female Sky Sports presenters

[frazeHFC]

A red, a blue and a black hood all up at once, must be the new fashion scene in Stoke!

[Gatecrasher]

Anyone know what Georgie Thompson is up to these days? She was the Pele of female Sky Sports presentersshe does a Fox sports in America I think

[JimBHibees]

Anyone know what Georgie Thompson is up to these days? She was the Pele of female Sky Sports presenters

Is she not on the F1 channell

[number9dream]

See Jay Fulton has signed for Swansea

No Scot Prem teams taking a punt on players from lower leagues, with the best of those being snapped up by sides down south. The two Livi lads gone to QPR & Sheff Utd.
McGrandles at Falkirk is another highly rated kid.

[nonshinyfinish]

Right, if we're not getting transfer excitement then I'm going to manufacture my own.

I'm away out to buy booze.

[Aldo]

Right, if we're not getting transfer excitement then I'm going to manufacture my own. I'm away out to buy booze.

I thought you were going to say you were aff for a kick about!!! Sorry will get ma coat NSF

[Ryan91]

Is she not on the F1 channell

Nope, she's in the States on the Fox Sports Network

[nonshinyfinish]

I thought you were going to say you were aff for a kick about!!! Sorry will get ma coat NSF

I'll take my phone with me in case Rod's interested, he could do worse.

[Aldo]

I'll take my phone with me in case Rod's interested, he could do worse.

Ha ha. Sorry this joke or non joke as the case maybe is wearing very thin me thinks???

[WindyMiller]

No Scot Prem teams taking a punt on players from lower leagues, with the best of those being snapped up by sides down south. The two Livi lads gone to QPR & Sheff Utd.
McGrandles at Falkirk is another highly rated kid.



Even division 3 down there can offer more than most SPL teams.

[Iceman1875]

Is KT and TT still with us??


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[Ryan91]

Sawyer Sighting!

:drool:

[BOB MARLEYS DUG]

Is KT and TT still with us??


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Yep.

[Ronniekirk]

Sawyer Sighting!

:drool:

But who saw yer sighting:rolleyes:

[Ronniekirk]

Is KT and TT still with us??


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And don't forget vine Well on second thoughts forget him but think he is still here

[nonshinyfinish]

Ha ha. Sorry this joke or non joke as the case maybe is wearing very thin me thinks???

This thread is all about kicking the arse out of paper-thin jokes. :aok:

Got some beer from the Co-op. It was good to see a couple of other deadline day adherents in there - the guy in front of me had that slightly unhinged look in his eye and a basket full of nothing but cider and nuts.

There was also a middle-aged woman buying sparkling wine, so don't be surprised to see Cambridge United announce an audacious transfer swoop. Could be Cambridge City, mind, although I think they play at a level of football where a new 'signing' is when someone in the crowd happens to have their boots with them.

[lyonhibs]

With the snack options as pathetic as ever on the continent, a beer and a raspberry yoghurt is as far as I go on the road to TDD cardiac arrest.

IF TB pulls a rogue one out the bag at 23.59 then that's back on!

[silverhibee]

SSN

Breaking News from Scotland up next.

[ManBearPig]

Griffiths 'only one place I wanted to play' :-(

[Aldo]

This thread is all about kicking the arse out of paper-thin jokes. :aok: Got some beer from the Co-op. It was good to see a couple of other deadline day adherents in there - the guy in front of me had that slightly unhinged look in his eye and a basket full of nothing but cider and nuts. There was also a middle-aged woman buying sparkling wine, so don't be surprised to see Cambridge United announce an audacious transfer swoop. Could be Cambridge City, mind, although I think they play at a level of football where a new 'signing' is when someone in the crowd happens to have their boots with them.

True mate true.

Cider and nuts mmmm spare room for him the nite.

I'm trying out that schallillion (or whatever it's called) and is superb.

PS hope you Didnae forget to pick up your baw from the shop floor??

[HibbyKeith]

Griffiths 'only one place I wanted to play' :-(

usual pish spouted it seems. ohh well.

[nonshinyfinish]

True mate true.

Cider and nuts mmmm spare room for him the nite.

I'm trying out that schallillion (or whatever it's called) and is superb.

PS hope you Didnae forget to pick up your baw from the shop floor??

Ball never touched the floor the whole time I was in there. :cb

[stokesmessiah]

White doing up his tie....it is early time gents.

[Aldo]

Ball never touched the floor the whole time I was in there. :cb

Aaah. So you HUD it under your arm. Good thinking with that.. ;-)

[SaulGoodman]

So he's no signing for us then?

[ManBearPig]

usual pish spouted it seems. ohh well.

I suppose can hardly say I see this as a great stepping stone to the real green team in Scotland.

[nonshinyfinish]

I suppose can hardly say I see this as a great stepping stone to the real green team in Scotland.

It could be written into the contracts there, like mentioning the training centre when you sign for us.

[Aldo]

So he's no signing for us then?

Aww I thought .... Well you know meh!! 150k FACT ENDOF and all that.

[Unseen work]

What's the latest with tade and the wolve winger? Supposedly we were working on them but all went quiet?

[SaulGoodman]

Aww I thought .... Well you know meh!! 150k FACT ENDOF and all that.

I'm still under the impression he's signing for us last summer, deal done and that :wink:

[Aldo]

I'm still under the impression he's signing for us last summer, deal done and that :wink:

Yip missed opportunity (or not as the case maybe mate). He'll be back one day (I hope)

[nonshinyfinish]

I'm still under the impression he's signing for us last summer, deal done and that :wink:

:agree: Steve Clarke thinks very highly of him, it's a stick-on he'll sign last summer.

[AngusHibby]

Nope, she's in the States on the Fox Sports Network
How do I get a fox sports subscription?

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

The Walking Dead is meant to be starting again on Fox next week, looks like its been filmed on location in Stoke.

[nonshinyfinish]

Is whatever's in the water in Stoke contagious? The reporter there keeps saying 'before the deadline closes' or 'before the deadline slams shut'.

The window closes; the deadline passes. FFS.

[frazeHFC]

Brian McDermott sacked, bit of a strange day/time to do it.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Jim and Nat have just taken their seats, here we go!

[nonshinyfinish]

Unusual entry from Jim there (ooh-er).

[stokesmessiah]

Look at him , what a bloody legend. A pair of stunning bookends either side of him and a glint in his eye.

I would love to know what Jim White's Transfer Deadline Day snack list contained !!!

[nonshinyfinish]

Aw naw, it's that fanny from Crystal Palace.

[stokesmessiah]

I swear Natalie is undressing me down the camera.

[Sergey]

This thread is all about kicking the arse out of paper-thin jokes. :aok:

Got some beer from the Co-op. It was good to see a couple of other deadline day adherents in there - the guy in front of me had that slightly unhinged look in his eye and a basket full of nothing but cider and nuts.

There was also a middle-aged woman buying sparkling wine, so don't be surprised to see Cambridge United announce an audacious transfer swoop. Could be Cambridge City, mind, although I think they play at a level of football where a new 'signing' is when someone in the crowd happens to have their boots with them.

:tsk tsk: Don't let William Clark at Bury hear you utter that.

[Matty_Jack04]

Natalie looking super as ever, can only hope brentford pull off some sort of wonder signing so we get those lovelys jumping up and down

big bag of 75p onion rings (why are cheap crisps so much better than the others?) and a pack of crunch creams for company until said event happens

[nonshinyfinish]

:tsk tsk: Don't let William Clark at Bury hear you utter that.

True, true, I ought to be more grateful.

[Sergey]

Natalie looking super as ever, can only hope brentford pull off some sort of wonder signing so we get those lovelys jumping up and down

big bag of 75p onion rings (why are cheap crisps so much better than the others?) and a pack of crunch creams for company until said event happens

I'll bet you £50 that the sell-by date of those onion rings is a Saturday :agree:

[GreenLake]

Getting hungry with all the scran chat. Chicken Soltani leftover from last night in the microwave but what I really wanted was some black pudding with over easy eggs and potato scones......

[SaulGoodman]

You are being a tad harsh on yourself there no?

:tee hee:

Class typo.

[DAVE1875]

JC has left the dye at home it seems


Who is the quine sitting to Jim's right? Doesn't she present the Coppa Italia?

[theonlywayisup]

Murray two sets up in Davis Cup against the USA.

Oooops..... wrong thread!

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Good to see the roving reporters getting involved with the munchies now too!

[Technofob]

This thread is all about kicking the arse out of paper-thin jokes. :aok:

Got some beer from the Co-op. It was good to see a couple of other deadline day adherents in there - the guy in front of me had that slightly unhinged look in his eye and a basket full of nothing but cider and nuts.

There was also a middle-aged woman buying sparkling wine, so don't be surprised to see Cambridge United announce an audacious transfer swoop. Could be Cambridge City, mind, although I think they play at a level of football where a new 'signing' is when someone in the crowd happens to have their boots with them.

Who was the adult film star with the massive chest who kept getting mentioned last year?

[nonshinyfinish]

Is Ross McCormack making a come-and-get-me plea live on SSN?

[Matty_Jack04]

I'll bet you £50 that the sell-by date of those onion rings is a Saturday :agree:


:confused:

How? :greengrin

[nonshinyfinish]

Who was the adult film star with the massive chest who kept getting mentioned last year?

Pedantic's your man for that kind of info. :aok:

Speaking of... where the f*** is he?

[One Day Soon]

Griffiths 'only one place I wanted to play' :-(

I know it was you Leigh. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

Oh and I'm back from the swimming - to a major and unexpected scran development.

[Sergey]

:confused:

How? :greengrin

They were, weren't they :greengrin

All crisps and potato based snacks have sell-by dates that fall on Saturday's :agree:

Don't take my word for it, check out those Walkers you have in the kitchen.

[DAVE1875]

Stoke City look to retain their "Mutant Deadline Day Fans" title

[nonshinyfinish]

Stoke City look to retain their "Mutant Deadline Day Fans" title

Never in doubt.

[frazeHFC]

Sounds like McDermott being sacked has totally changed things with McCormack, didn't seem too happy! Would be good seeing him in the Prem.

Every time Jim says 'my friend' or 'mate' gets me. :tee hee:

[green.and.white]

Quality interview from McCormack!!! I'm happy at Leeds but..... :cb

[Matty_Jack04]

They were, weren't they :greengrin

All crisps and potato based snacks have sell-by dates that fall on Saturday's :agree:

Don't take my word for it, check out those Walkers you have in the kitchen.

Saturday 28th June 2014

im truly amazed

[Technofob]

They were, weren't they :greengrin

All crisps and potato based snacks have sell-by dates that fall on Saturday's :agree:

Don't take my word for it, check out those Walkers you have in the kitchen.

OOh, OOh,OOh- that really is a FACT!!! :greengrin

[Future17]

Murray two sets up in Davis Cup against the USA.

Oooops..... wrong thread!

Right thread. I just tuned into SSN and two sets have been up already.

[Hibee87]

They were, weren't they :greengrin

All crisps and potato based snacks have sell-by dates that fall on Saturday's :agree:

Don't take my word for it, check out those Walkers you have in the kitchen.

What a random fact. Ive just been through the cupboard trying to prove you wrong. I faild

[frazeHFC]

They were, weren't they :greengrin

All crisps and potato based snacks have sell-by dates that fall on Saturday's :agree:

Don't take my word for it, check out those Walkers you have in the kitchen.

Just checked my kettle crisps (Sat 22nd Feb) and Tesco Cheesy Puffs (Sat 3rd May), truly amazed by this fact. :agree:


ps that ex-Palace chairman is a bellend

[merritthibees]

Hibs fan on twitter claiming he knows someone that works at Easter road and that McKay will be at hibs by 11pm... I personally don't think so, but just passing it on!

[Hermit Crab]

Hibs fan on twitter claiming he knows someone that works at Easter road and that McKay will be at hibs by 11pm... I personally don't think so, but just passing it on!

Cup tied. No thanks.

[SaulGoodman]

They were, weren't they :greengrin

All crisps and potato based snacks have sell-by dates that fall on Saturday's :agree:

Don't take my word for it, check out those Walkers you have in the kitchen.
Mind=blown.

I love deadline day

[nonshinyfinish]

Open a packet of 12 Jaffa Cakes. 11 will be facing in one direction, with the 12th on the end facing the other.

10 shiny points to the first poster to tell me the (correct) reason.

[stokesmessiah]

Kate Abdo - Hi

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Thats an impressive yellow clad sandwich Jim finds himself in the middle of.

[frazeHFC]

Fulham have joined in the scran! Bought the fans outside a takeaway. :hilarious

[One Day Soon]

All hell's broken loose here food wise. I've just walked in to an unplanned three course dinner made by her indoors. I've done the chicken soup, I'm on the curry and there's a large home made meringue in the oven to follow. F*** me, I'll have to eat it all or she'll go mental about all the snacks earlier.

There could well be a Mr Creosote moment before midnight.

[GreenLake]

They were, weren't they :greengrin

All crisps and potato based snacks have sell-by dates that fall on Saturday's :agree:

Don't take my word for it, check out those Walkers you have in the kitchen.

The food inspectors don't work weekends so it gives another 24 hours to shift them

[nonshinyfinish]

All hell's broken loose here food wise. I've just walked in to an unplanned three course dinner made by her indoors. I've done the chicken soup, I'm on the curry and there's a large home made meringue in the oven to follow. F*** me, I'll have to eat it all or she'll go mental about all the snacks earlier.

There could well be a Mr Creosote moment before midnight.

Is this wise, given your lack of basic latrine facilities?

[Hermit Crab]

Open a packet of 12 Jaffa Cakes. 11 will be facing in one direction, with the 12th on the end facing the other.

10 shiny points to the first poster to tell me the (correct) reason.

A full moon in one gulp.

[londonhibby]

From BBC Sport ... "Now here's a wee rumour that's (still) flying around East Lothian... A loan move for Scott McDonald from Millwall to Hibs? Anyone seen the Australian hitman in a cafe in Gullane, or closer to Leith?"

They must be taking the pi*s?

[One Day Soon]

Is this wise, given your lack of basic latrine facilities?

No choice. Eat or be eaten - and not in a good way.

[SaulGoodman]

Open a packet of 12 Jaffa Cakes. 11 will be facing in one direction, with the 12th on the end facing the other.

10 shiny points to the first poster to tell me the (correct) reason.

So the chocolate doesn't melt onto the packet?

[nonshinyfinish]

From BBC Sport ... "Now here's a wee rumour that's (still) flying around East Lothian... A loan move for Scott McDonald from Millwall to Hibs? Anyone seen the Australian hitman in a cafe in Gullane, or closer to Leith?"

They must be taking the pi*s?

If journos are going to lift rumours from here, then they should stick around to read them being debunked on here as well.

[Argylehibby]

Open a packet of 12 Jaffa Cakes. 11 will be facing in one direction, with the 12th on the end facing the other.

10 shiny points to the first poster to tell me the (correct) reason.

Keeps them fresh. :dunno:

[One Day Soon]

FFS. I can eat 50 kinds of TTD scran.

[Technofob]

Open a packet of 12 Jaffa Cakes. 11 will be facing in one direction, with the 12th on the end facing the other.

10 shiny points to the first poster to tell me the (correct) reason.

No matter what end you open, it always looks like you've opened 'the top'?

[heidtheba]

Ok Mrs Heidtheba and I have to agree that this truly is an astounding fact.

Space Raiders - Best Before Date - is a Saturday
Chicken Walkers - yep, Saturday
Frazzles - uhuh, Saturday
Tesco Bacon Rashers (a substitute crisp only to be used if your Frazzle's are crocked or suspended) ... BBF is a Saturday.

Hibs.net. Fun, morally superior and educational!

Result

:not worth

[Hermit Crab]

All hell's broken loose here food wise. I've just walked in to an unplanned three course dinner made by her indoors. I've done the chicken soup, I'm on the curry and there's a large home made meringue in the oven to follow. F*** me, I'll have to eat it all or she'll go mental about all the snacks earlier.

There could well be a Mr Creosote moment before midnight.

Had fresh fish bought from the fish market when up in Aberdeen earlier today. Went down great with those McCain gorgeous chips you get coated in beef dripping. 2ltr bottle of Irn Bru to follow. Also a tub of salt and vinegar Pringles and a tub of ready salted Pringles. A large bag of onion rings and a bumper packet of dairy milk caramels.

The TDD snack of kings.

[One Day Soon]

Seriously thinking that going out into the garden with a shovel and digging a hole might be a wise forward investment of time at this point.

[Hermit Crab]

From BBC Sport ... "Now here's a wee rumour that's (still) flying around East Lothian... A loan move for Scott McDonald from Millwall to Hibs? Anyone seen the Australian hitman in a cafe in Gullane, or closer to Leith?"

They must be taking the pi*s?

Male bull crap

[nonshinyfinish]

So the chocolate doesn't melt onto the packet?

VG.

It's to avoid melting when the inner plastic bit is heat-sealed, so it's turned 'cake-side' to the end. Presumably it's logistically easier just to turn one round - it's the same in every packet.*

I'll send you a PM with your points.



*I did once find a packet where the last two were turned round, but I ascribe that to an uncharacteristic manufacturing error.

[Cameron1875]

Righto so whats the current squad looking like at the moment.

GK: Williams, Murdoch

Def: Hanlon, Nelson, Forster, Boateng, Maybury, Mcgivern, Mcpake

Mid: Taiwo, Craig, Robertson, Tudor Jones, Zoubir, Harris, Stanton, Stevenson, Cairney

Att: Collins, Heff, Cummings, Haynes, Watmore


Anyone feel we need any more to come in? That squad should be enough till end of season. At a push bringing in a Left mid could help us though?

[One Day Soon]

That's the curry despatched. I'm on food fire tonight.

[Hermit Crab]

Righto so whats the current squad looking like at the moment.

GK: Williams, Murdoch

Def: Hanlon, Nelson, Forster, Boateng, Maybury, Mcgivern, Mcpake

Mid: Taiwo, Craig, Robertson, Tudor Jones, Zoubir, Harris, Stanton, Stevenson, Cairney

Att: Collins, Heff, Cummings, Haynes, Watmore


Anyone feel we need any more to come in? That squad should be enough till end of season. At a push bringing in a Left mid could help us though?

Another left back.

[Jonnyboy]

VG.

It's to avoid melting when the inner plastic bit is heat-sealed, so it's turned 'cake-side' to the end. Presumably it's logistically easier just to turn one round - it's the same in every packet.*

I'll send you a PM with your points.



*I did once find a packet where the last two were turned round, but I ascribe that to a uncharacteristic manufacturing error.

Either that or you bought them new from Argos :greengrin

[DAVE1875]

Good god, the Stoke fan wearing the multiple hoods looks like Sid the Sloth

[Mikey]

Those Stoke fans don't half look glaikit.

[SaulGoodman]

VG.

It's to avoid melting when the inner plastic bit is heat-sealed, so it's turned 'cake-side' to the end. Presumably it's logistically easier just to turn one round - it's the same in every packet.*

I'll send you a PM with your points.



*I did once find a packet where the last two were turned round, but I ascribe that to an uncharacteristic manufacturing error.

Oh, exciting!

What's the next food related fact?

[Technofob]

All hell's broken loose here food wise. I've just walked in to an unplanned three course dinner made by her indoors. I've done the chicken soup, I'm on the curry and there's a large home made meringue in the oven to follow. F*** me, I'll have to eat it all or she'll go mental about all the snacks earlier.

There could well be a Mr Creosote moment before midnight.

Hope it's a nice,soft chewy-in-the-middle meringue not a dry powdery middle - they are sooooo disappointing!!!

[Mon Dieu4]

VG.

It's to avoid melting when the inner plastic bit is heat-sealed, so it's turned 'cake-side' to the end. Presumably it's logistically easier just to turn one round - it's the same in every packet.*

I'll send you a PM with your points.



*I did once find a packet where the last two were turned round, but I ascribe that to a uncharacteristic manufacturing error.

Sounds like the time i found six packets of salt in a bag of salt n shake, was like a wee present in every handful

speaking of six. is six Creme Eggs in a few hours excessive?, currently on three and the others are looking at me funny,.might tease myself and save them for a big signing

[Andy74]

Another left back.

Stevenson should only ever be left back or cover for left back.

[nonshinyfinish]

Either that or you bought them new from Argos :greengrin

Jeezo, who knows what horrors they might have seen. :bitchy:

[Jonnyboy]

Jeezo, who knows what horrors they might have seen. :bitchy:

:greengrin

[frazeHFC]

Good god, the Stoke fan wearing the multiple hoods looks like Sid the Sloth


That's the guy I was referring to as well. I think HUTCHYHIBBY is right in his 'Walking Dead' reference, that guy must be the lead role!

[One Day Soon]

Hope it's a nice,soft chewy-in-the-middle meringue not a dry powdery middle - they are sooooo disappointing!!!


Apricot meringue straight from the oven. Firm on top, meltingly gooey inside and with a nice pastry base.

No idea where this all came from or why.

[nonshinyfinish]

I can't decide if those Stoke fans are deliberately taking the piss or not. Just seems slightly too much, even considering the sizeable body of evidence against the town from previous TDDs.

[Future17]

Good god, the Stoke fan wearing the multiple hoods looks like Sid the Sloth

Hence the need for multiple hoods. One for the back of his noggin and one for the front.

[nonshinyfinish]

Apricot meringue straight from the oven. Firm on top, meltingly gooey inside and with a nice pastry base.

No idea where this all came from or why.

She's buttering you up for something, eh, unconventional tonight.

[Cameron1875]

Stevenson should only ever be left back or cover for left back.

Must admit, i don't think he's a left back in a million years. Had his good games this season at left mid imo. Mcgivern is a liability though so god knows what Butchers is gonna do :dunno:

[DAVE1875]

Hence the need for multiple hoods. One for the back of his noggin and one for the front.

What about the third hood? Wish he'd cover the front of his noggin

[silverhibee]

Seriously thinking that going out into the garden with a shovel and digging a hole might be a wise forward investment of time at this point.

Hire a loo.

http://ukloos.com/communities/1/004/007/753/041/images/4531172651.jpg



Nice Green colour too, Hibs Class. :thumbsup:

[Stax]

Sounds like the time i found six packets of salt in a bag of salt n shake, was like a wee present in every handful

speaking of six. is six Creme Eggs in a few hours excessive?, currently on three and the others are looking at me funny,.might tease myself and save them for a big signing
Reminds me of a breakaway I had once when I was a bairn, there was no biscuit in it. Left me confused I can tell you, thought I'd hit the jackpot at first then slightly robbed :agree:

[Hermit Crab]

Must admit, i don't think he's a left back in a million years. Had his good games this season at left mid imo. Mcgivern is a liability though so god knows what Butchers is gonna do :dunno:

Hence why if like another left back to give mcgivern competition.

[nonshinyfinish]

Sounds like the time i found six packets of salt in a bag of salt n shake, was like a wee present in every handful

speaking of six. is six Creme Eggs in a few hours excessive?, currently on three and the others are looking at me funny,.might tease myself and save them for a big signing

I often hear folk say that after eating a Creme Egg they feel a bit sick and couldn't look at another one. My first thought on finishing a Creme Egg, much like someone high on an ecstasy pipe, is 'where's the next one coming from?'

Get tore in.

[stokesmessiah]

Does anyone else want to punch Simon Jordan ?

[One Day Soon]

Hire a loo.

http://ukloos.com/communities/1/004/007/753/041/images/4531172651.jpg



Nice Green colour too, Hibs Class. :thumbsup:

That's smart. Think it my crush me veg though.

[poolman]

Sounds like the time i found six packets of salt in a bag of salt n shake, was like a wee present in every handful

speaking of six. is six Creme Eggs in a few hours excessive?, currently on three and the others are looking at me funny,.might tease myself and save them for a big signing


Aye, it's no even Easter

Have a word wi yersel :-)

[One Day Soon]

She's buttering you up for something, eh, unconventional tonight.

I'm up for it. Its TDD, anything goes. Big Jim folk ken whit's gaun oan.

[silverhibee]

Ross McCormack whoring himself on SSN seems to have done the trick, his agent just said six clubs have shown interest since his interview, Simon Jordan not a happy chappy with Ross. :greengrin

[londonhibby]

Can't believe BBC Jambos put this up: "The baiting of Hearts by rivals continues. Crooksy in Warrington has sent a text to 80295: "Hearts tealady has just retired. Gary Locke asking SPFL for dispensation to bring in a forward as a replacement. #clubwithnoshame." That goes down as a low blow, Crooksy!"

:rotflmao: :thumbsup:

[nonshinyfinish]

Is anyone else concerned that Pedantic's continuing absence is because he's broken in to the Sky Sports studio and is rubbing himself up and down the glass?

[frazeHFC]

Jim's bringing out the rhymes this year, going the whole hog!



Can't believe BBC Jambos put this up: "The baiting of Hearts by rivals continues. Crooksy in Warrington has sent a text to 80295: "Hearts tealady has just retired. Gary Locke asking SPFL for dispensation to bring in a forward as a replacement. #clubwithnoshame." That goes down as a low blow, Crooksy!"

:rotflmao: :thumbsup:


:hilarious

[One Day Soon]

Like a tin pot revolution in the third world I have now seized control of the TV. Phasers on Sky Deadline Day. Bring me Natalie for my first look of the day...

[frazeHFC]

Is anyone else concerned that Pedantic's continuing absence is because he's broken in to the Sky Sports studio and is rubbing himself up and down the glass?


I think them having Kate and Natalie together has put him into overload, he can't cope. :agree:

[Technofob]

Can't believe BBC Jambos put this up: "The baiting of Hearts by rivals continues. Crooksy in Warrington has sent a text to 80295: "Hearts tealady has just retired. Gary Locke asking SPFL for dispensation to bring in a forward as a replacement. #clubwithnoshame." That goes down as a low blow, Crooksy!"

:rotflmao: :thumbsup:

Kwality :greengrin

[One Day Soon]

Is anyone else concerned that Pedantic's continuing absence is because he's broken in to the Sky Sports studio and is rubbing himself up and down the glass?

Maybe he's still stuck in his Ma's en-suite or wardrobe from last night?

[Groathillgrump]

Ok Mrs Heidtheba and I have to agree that this truly is an astounding fact.

Space Raiders - Best Before Date - is a Saturday
Chicken Walkers - yep, Saturday
Frazzles - uhuh, Saturday
Tesco Bacon Rashers (a substitute crisp only to be used if your Frazzle's are crocked or suspended) ... BBF is a Saturday.

Hibs.net. Fun, morally superior and educational!

Result

:not worth

I've found an exception to the rule. I've got a packet of Highlander Roast Beef crisps that's got a best before date of 27 March 2014 - a Thursday!:na na:

[One Day Soon]

Abdo. Pwhooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr

[Technofob]

Is anyone else concerned that Pedantic's continuing absence is because he's broken in to the Sky Sports studio and is rubbing himself up and down the glass?

Either that or he's in Stoke :greengrin

[frazeHFC]

Either that or he's in Stoke :greengrin

:faf:

[One Day Soon]

Who is this mousered nutter?

[One Day Soon]

Jim White is literally like a dug wi twa .......... stuck between those two.

[nonshinyfinish]

I've found an exception to the rule. I've got a packet of Highlander Roast Beef crisps that's got a best before date of 27 March 2014 - a Thursday!:na na:

I've fact-checked this post, and 27th March is indeed a Thursday.

Is this the biggest TDD news since the loan signing of Roy O'Donovan?

Yes. Yes it is.

[Groathillgrump]

I've fact-checked this post, and 27th March is indeed a Thursday.

Is this the biggest TDD news since the loan signing of Roy O'Donovan?

Yes. Yes it is.

Photographic evidence can be provided. :greengrin

[Hibee87]

I've found an exception to the rule. I've got a packet of Highlander Roast Beef crisps that's got a best before date of 27 March 2014 - a Thursday!:na na:
Highlander are made in bathgate and barcelona....... they have different timezones

[Billy Whizz]

Highlander are made in bathgate and barcelona....... they have different timezones

Bathgate closed a bit back

[greenpaper55]

This from the BBC transfer website


20:38:
GET INVOLVEDThe baiting of Hearts by rivals continues. Crooksy in Warrington has sent a text to 80295: "Hearts tealady has just retired. Gary Locke asking SPFL for dispensation to bring in a forward as a replacement. #clubwithnoshame." That goes down as a low blow, Crooksy!

:greengrin

[silverhibee]

Is anyone else concerned that Pedantic's continuing absence is because he's broken in to the Sky Sports studio and is rubbing himself up and down the glass?

:tee hee:

[One Day Soon]

That Jordan is a complete tool.

[nonshinyfinish]

Simon Jordan is such a c***.

I've been to Crystal Palace, and guess what, Kiev is much nicer.

[Hibee87]

Bathgate closed a bit back

Really didnt know that. Just barcelona then
I hear the spanish love then lol

[Billy Whizz]

That Jordan is a complete tool.

He never answers the direct question

[One Day Soon]

He just wrote off the entire country of Ukraine. Pr**k

[heidtheba]

I've found an exception to the rule. I've got a packet of Highlander Roast Beef crisps that's got a best before date of 27 March 2014 - a Thursday!:na na:

Noooooooo!

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[Sergey]

Highlander are made in bathgate and barcelona....... they have different timezones

The Bathgate factory closed last year and manufacturing is now undertaken in Italy (I think).

Different countries have different best before days - I knew that NL was a Friday...maybe Italy is a Thursday.

[Iggy Pope]

Herman Munster doing his best Yorkshire accent live from Leeds.

[One Day Soon]

The Bathgate factory closed last year and manufacturing is now undertaken in Italy (I think).

Different countries have different best before days - I knew that NL was a Friday...maybe Italy is a Thursday.

I can confirm that Highlander crisps are very popular in Italy.

[One Day Soon]

Herman Munster doing his best Yorkshire accent live from Leeds.

I thought he was some kind of escapee from the cast of Kes

[Billy Whizz]

I can confirm that Highlander crisps are very popular in Italy.
Owned by Unichip I think, a big Italian Company

[Matty_Jack04]

I thought he was some kind of escapee from the cast of Kes

I just though Yorkshire was still using black and white cameras