The stiffest part of your body when you waken up is your joints.
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16-08-2021 09:25 AM #182
I love all these 30 and 40 year olds on a thread about getting old, when I was 47 I came 2nd in the Scottish masters in the British Natural Bodybuilding Championship, fittest I'd ever been in my life. Now 62 with 2 new hips and some excess fat, I know about getting old. 😂
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16-08-2021 09:30 AM #183
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talk about getting old.
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16-08-2021 09:41 AM #184This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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16-08-2021 10:17 AM #185This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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16-08-2021 11:56 AM #186
Ive just had an "episode", been working in the garden this morning on my hands and knees, when it was time to stand up i couldnt !!!!! Had to knee march over to the fence and pull myself up. Really hope the neighbours are out
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19-08-2021 11:28 AM #187This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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19-08-2021 12:13 PM #188
When taking the dogs for a 5 mile walk leaves you in as much pain as 80 minutes of rugby used to
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23-08-2021 05:08 PM #189This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show QuoteThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
If my missus has to bend down to put in a DVD, she goes back to the couch on all fours, as it's much easier than standing back up.
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23-08-2021 09:13 PM #190This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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17-09-2021 07:55 AM #191
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When you were alive when they last won the wee cup😀
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17-09-2021 03:25 PM #192
I've found a period without alcohol has had rejuvenating effects. My mind is sharper for a start and I've saved quite a bit of cash.
It probably won't last. The novelty will wear off or some stressful thing will send me to the Tesco wine dept again but I can highly recommend a dry few weeks.
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17-09-2021 09:11 PM #193This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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18-09-2021 07:01 AM #194This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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18-09-2021 11:13 AM #195
Knees creaking!!
Started doing a Parkrun on Saturday mornings, did my 4th this morning. Sit down for any length of time and my knees seize up. 🤔There is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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18-09-2021 12:11 PM #196This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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18-09-2021 09:57 PM #197
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When just about everything annoys you.
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19-09-2021 06:54 AM #198This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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19-09-2021 09:44 PM #199
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22-09-2021 12:56 PM #200This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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22-09-2021 03:04 PM #201
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Was out for a walk and a daddy long legs kept flying into my eye..i knew it wasn’t my fringe as i had a hat on (plus ive a bowl cut tiny fringe)…kept coming at me then eventually realised it was my eyebrows!
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23-09-2021 03:14 PM #202
You phone the opticians to make an appointment, write it down so that you know when it is. You drive the 28 miles to the city where you're appointment is, do other shopping and are sitting having a coffee until your appointment time when the opticians phone you to remind you about your appointment TOMORROW!!! 🙄
There is no such thing as too much yarn, just not enough time.
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23-09-2021 04:01 PM #203
When a good book or film is more appealing than sex. Unthinkable when you're a young rooster with raging hormones.
HIBERNIAN FC - ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY SINCE 1875
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23-09-2021 06:30 PM #204
When you lose all track of time and things that happened years ago still feel recent.
Hibs winning the CIS Cup feels like it was a couple of years ago. I was 21.
Somehow pulling the girl everyone in work fancied and managing to be uncharacteristically cool and subtle about doing so? 16 years ago.
Falling asleep because I was so drunk in a 1st date? 11 years ago and we are engaged with 2 kids now.
Even the Scottish Cup win feels like it only happened about a year ago. Nearly 5 and a half years ago FFS.PM Awards General Poster of The Year 2015, 2016, 2017. Probably robbed in other years
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23-09-2021 09:41 PM #205This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I absolutely feel your pain mate, it keeps on happening as well
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23-09-2021 09:57 PM #206This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The first concert I went to with my mates - OMD at the Playhouse.
40 F*****' YEARS AGO!
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23-09-2021 10:07 PM #207This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
The first concert I went to was The Searchers in Llandudno on holiday in August 1963. Too old to work out how long ago THAT was 😱
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30-09-2021 07:19 AM #209
You start wondering when space rockets started looking like a massive cock. When did they replace the pointy end with a bell-end?
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30-09-2021 08:52 AM #210
When you are still freezing 3 hours after being soaked taking the dogs for their morning walk. Had a hot shower and have turned the heating up in the office but am still cauld. Blood getting thinner?!
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