What is wrong if it's pronounced right, but is right if it's pronounced wrong?
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25-12-2021 02:04 PM #1@hibs.net private member
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Best Christmas cracker jokes and riddles
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25-12-2021 04:04 PM #2Private Members Prediction League Winner
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Wrong?
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25-12-2021 10:45 PM #3Coaching Staff
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Have you got the chipolatas?
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26-12-2021 09:33 AM #4First Team Regular
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I really must clear up the Pringles I trod into my carpet yesterday. It's beginning to look a lot like crisp mush.
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27-12-2021 12:00 PM #5@hibs.net private member
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Right!
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27-12-2021 05:29 PM #6'S' Form
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Have you seen the dog bowl?
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29-12-2021 03:33 PM #7Ultimate Slaver
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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
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30-12-2021 12:22 AM #8@hibs.net private member
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👍 Originally Posted by Keith_M
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31-12-2021 02:48 PM #9Testimonial Due
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What is a jockey not permitted to have when riding in race?
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31-12-2021 04:36 PM #10@hibs.net private member
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I've been wracking my brain but nope, I can't guess the answer. Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
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31-12-2021 04:41 PM #11Testimonial Due
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Only relevant to male jockeys Originally Posted by Hibbyradge
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A bra? Christ knows I'd need one to stop myself getting knocked out by these moobz over the jumps. Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
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An urban myth, Shirley? Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
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Does that mean that female jockeys are allowed facial hair?
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31-12-2021 06:24 PM #15Testimonial Due
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When’s the last time you’ve seen a jockey with a beard / moustache Originally Posted by CropleyWasGod
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31-12-2021 06:34 PM #16@hibs.net private member
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I don't follow racing, but a quick Google brings this up:- Originally Posted by WoreTheGreen
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https://www.racingpost.com/news/they...-beards/301319
BHA spokesman Joe Rendall says: "It's a common misconception jockeys aren't allowed beards, and seems to be based more on pub quiz folklore rather than anything in the rules. As it stands, any jockey considering growing a beard who might be concerned about a close shave with the stewards needn't worry."
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01-01-2022 12:49 PM #18@hibs.net private member
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Originally Posted by Shezza
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