Players who dont look like footbalers.

[makaveli1875]

Steve Fulton

[Billy Bunter 07]

Not a player but a manager - Gareth Ainsworth.

[Bishop Hibee]

Nade or Zeefuik for them, Harper for us.

[davemcbain]

4 pages in and nobody mentions Dirk Lehmann #pornstar

I must be old!

[Squealing pig]

Yilmaz

[FilipinoHibs]

Souter at Hearts, looks like pub player.

[Bridge hibs]

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Souter at Hearts, looks like pub player.

He has been with the rangers for 3 years

[Billy McKirdy]

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Although not a footballer, footballing journalist Graham Spiers! I don't know why he and his posh Scottish accent got put on TV/radio for Scottish football. He would be more suited to rugby or cricket.

I raise you Tom English

[Dibben]

Steve McManaman.

[stu in nottingham]

From a previous era, two all-time greats:

Ferenc Puskás, his size and rotund shape belied his greatness. eight-four goals in eight-five international matches.

Garrincha, born disabled with a curved spine. His left leg was 6cms shorter than his right one. His right leg bent outwards while his left leg bent inwards.

Another shout for John Robertson of Forest who was a pretty unlikely looking footballer but nevertheless a complete magician on the ball. I once remember Clough referring to him as 'our corpulent outside-left'.

[Bostonhibby]

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From a previous era, two all-time greats:

Ferenc Puskás, his size and rotund shape belied his greatness. eight-four goals in eight-five international matches.

Garrincha, born disabled with a curved spine. His left leg was 6cms shorter than his right one. His right leg bent outwards while his left leg bent inwards.

Another shout for John Robertson of Forest who was a pretty unlikely looking footballer but nevertheless a complete magician on the ball. I once remember Clough referring to him as 'our corpulent outside-left'.

Robbo is still a favourite of my forest supporting mate, says he was the fastest player over one yard he's ever seen. Played with his head

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[stu in nottingham]

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Robbo is still a favourite of my forest supporting mate, says he was the fastest player over one yard he's ever seen. Played with his head

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He was the quickest betweeen his ears, that's for sure!

They've just erected a statue for him in Viewpark, greatly deserved.

https://sportylive360.com/2025/06/02...P5Nj5hDuv2HerQ

[Bostonhibby]

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He was the quickest betweeen his ears, that's for sure!

They've just erected a statue for him in Viewpark, greatly deserved.

https://sportylive360.com/2025/06/02...P5Nj5hDuv2HerQ

Cheers for that, have sent on to my man in Balderton

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[O'Rourke3]

Just remembered Paul Cairney.....

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[basehibby]

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Controversial one here. Lewis Stevenson when he broke out at hibs looked like an enter shikari fan rather than a footballer. I am sure he got ripped by his team mates for his taste on music over the years.

Shirley that's not a bad thing as many football players' musical taste is in their erse!

[basehibby]

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Laurence Shankland. Is he a footballer?

For Shankland and Griffiths the phrase "sniper's dream" comes to mind - although to be fair, both have been seriously potent marksmen in their own right.

If you asked me what they both look like though - I would say the ******* offspring of a Mekon out of Dan Dare (pictorial evidence attached ......
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[gbhibby]

Jim Craig Celtic looked like your local dentist.

[leith lynx]

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Jim Craig Celtic looked like your local dentist.

Which he was.

[worcesterhibby]

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Just remembered Paul Cairney.....

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he had a running style that looked like a crab with painful piles

[Bushwoof]

Sir Albert Kidd. Looked like one half of a poor comedy duo. Made me laugh more than any comedian though, still does.

[jacomo]

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Shirley that's not a bad thing as many football players' musical taste is in their erse!

[Greencore]

Colin murdock.

[Bridge hibs]

Wayne Shroomey IMG_7035.jpg

[Viva_Palmeiras]

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Just remembered Paul Cairney.....

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that’s a belter ;)

[Lancs Harp]

Peter Beardsley had a great career despite being part time, job sharing his football talents and being the bell ringer at Notre Dame.

[stoneyburn hibs]

Gareth Southgate, looks like a bank(spell check)manager.

[eastmainsmsh]

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Just remembered Paul Cairney.....

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Was a tidy player was in a Glasgow beefeater one sat and PC and his Bird sat down and you’d think he hadn’t ate for a week horsed it down thought to myself this is how sadly ended up at Stranraer

[147lothian]

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For Shankland and Griffiths the phrase "sniper's dream" comes to mind - although to be fair, both have been seriously potent marksmen in their own right.

If you asked me what they both look like though - I would say the ******* offspring of a Mekon out of Dan Dare (pictorial evidence attached ......
Lawrence Shankland.jpg
Leigh Griffiths.jpg

A Mekon.jpg

One looks like a thumb the other looks like a tin of ham with ears.

[21.05.2016]

Jackson Irvine
Harry McKirdy

[heidtheba]

Crunchie. My favourite ever Hibs player, but never felt he looked like he could do what he did on a pitch.