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    Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi
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    A load of Shankers a football team and fans whose season is now over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridge hibs View Post
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    Erectile yamfunction - Cant get past a semi
    Are you sure, don't they have history for blowing doubles???

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    A term used to describe Hearts unbeaten run, if only it wasn’t for the biased cheating corrupt referee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish_Steve View Post
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    Are you sure, don't they have history for blowing doubles???
    Is that what they call their sisters?

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    Jambofleece

    Jambofleece

    Not a noun that might be used to described a soft synthetic beige item of leisure wear worn to Tinycastle but a verb used to describe the act of being taken for a ride for tens of millions of £’s. Commonly used in west Edinburgh sporting club boardrooms when someone else’s cash has run out and searching for the next uninformed victim:

    Ann Budge: James has cottoned on. Who shall we Jambofleece next?

    Board member 2: Tony Bloom?

    Ann Budge: A £10m Jambofleecing to start?

    Board member 2: Sounds like the perfect Jambofleecing to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocteautwin View Post
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    Jambofleece

    Not a noun that might be used to described a soft synthetic beige item of leisure wear worn to Tinycastle but a verb used to describe the act of being taken for a ride for tens of millions of £’s. Commonly used in west Edinburgh sporting club boardrooms when someone else’s cash has run out and searching for the next uninformed victim:

    Ann Budge: James has cottoned on. Who shall we Jambofleece next?

    Board member 2: Tony Bloom?

    Ann Budge: A £10m Jambofleecing to start?

    Board member 2: Sounds like the perfect Jambofleecing to me.

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    Superb.

    I stole this and sent it to a Jambo chum.
    Response :- Jealous peg selling hobo.

    Hit a bit of a raw nerve I think.

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    Hyacinth Budget (pronounced Bou-geh)

    A misinformed owner who thinks bolting a Travelodge onto a bus shelter or housing a pitch wreaking classical musical concert is bougie, when their classier neighbours can see it’s all just a bit budget.
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    Anne Budge

    Used when you ****** things up i.e

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
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    Superb.

    I stole this and sent it to a Jambo chum.
    Response :- Jealous peg selling hobo.

    Hit a bit of a raw nerve I think.

    Here's another one for your pal JAMESMEME1.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
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    Superb.

    I stole this and sent it to a Jambo chum.
    Response :- Jealous peg selling hobo.

    Hit a bit of a raw nerve I think.

    And then send this one ten minutes later

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocteautwin View Post
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    Here's another one for your pal JAMESMEME1.jpg
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    And then send this one ten minutes later

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    Brilliant and both sent

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocteautwin View Post
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    Here's another one for your pal JAMESMEME1.jpg
    What a journey he's been on, a garden shed of a single tier main stand and a concert on the pitch that cost them a packet to replace afterwards all culminating as champions of the bottom sixers. That's what £35m in the wrong size fingers can buy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonhibby View Post
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    What a journey he's been on, a garden shed of a single tier main stand and a concert on the pitch that cost them a packet to replace afterwards all culminating as champions of the bottom sixers. That's what £35m in the wrong size fingers can buy.

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    Own investments not doing well, his old fund is down 33% from its peak, underperformed the Nasdaq by 90% over 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs View Post
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    Own investments not doing well, his old fund is down 33% from its peak, underperformed the Nasdaq by 90% over 5 years.
    How would you know how they are doing and more importantly where he invests? It’s just that, his old fund. The man didn’t make his fortune not knowing when to move it etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonhibby View Post
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    What a journey he's been on, a garden shed of a single tier main stand and a concert on the pitch that cost them a packet to replace afterwards all culminating as champions of the bottom sixers. That's what £35m in the wrong size fingers can buy.

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    Don't forget Budge allowed him to not wear a tie in the boardroom also. £35m well spent!

    He could have bought the whole thing for 10% of what he put in and danced naked on the pitch every night for £30m less.

    He must be totally ecstatic someone else has stepped up to stop the flow out of his pocket. Step up Tony Bloom. You've just been mugged by an old lady for £10m.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocteautwin View Post
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    Don't forget Budge allowed him to not wear a tie in the boardroom also. £35m well spent!

    He could have bought the whole thing for 10% of what he put in and danced naked on the pitch every night for £30m less.

    He must be totally ecstatic someone else has stepped up to stop the flow out of his pocket. Step up Tony Bloom. You've just been mugged by an old lady for £10m.
    So in 1st place we have innumerable Lithuanian pensioners, a credible 2and is James, and coming up on the inside fast is Swiss Tony?

    I still think the Foundation of flumps are a good long term bet though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostonhibby View Post
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    So in 1st place we have innumerable Lithuanian pensioners, a credible 2and is James, and coming up on the inside fast is Swiss Tony?

    I still think the Foundation of flumps are a good long term bet though.

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    4th place is the mostly forgotten Jambofleecing of the Scottish Media Group and new entrant Swiss Tony on a joint £10m each. It'll take some doing to match the Jambofleecing of James Anderson at £34m and one would imagine the Lithuanian pensioners will be at number one for a long time.

    OH NO THERE"S BEEN A MUGGING DOWN GORGIE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilipinoHibs View Post
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    Own investments not doing well, his old fund is down 33% from its peak, underperformed the Nasdaq by 90% over 5 years.
    Are you JA himself?

    All that time you were telling us that the anonymous benefactor was Budge herself, when it was you all along.

    And you would've gotten away with it, if it hadn't have been for us pesky kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocteautwin View Post
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    4th place is the mostly forgotten Jambofleecing of the Scottish Media Group and new entrant Swiss Tony on a joint £10m each. It'll take some doing to match the Jambofleecing of James Anderson at £34m and one would imagine the Lithuanian pensioners will be at number one for a long time.

    OH NO THERE"S BEEN A MUGGING DOWN GORGIE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocteautwin View Post
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    4th place is the mostly forgotten Jambofleecing of the Scottish Media Group and new entrant Swiss Tony on a joint £10m each. It'll take some doing to match the Jambofleecing of James Anderson at £34m and one would imagine the Lithuanian pensioners will be at number one for a long time.

    OH NO THERE"S BEEN A MUGGING DOWN GORGIE!

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    That is blooming marvellous

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocteautwin View Post
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    Jambofleece

    Not a noun that might be used to described a soft synthetic beige item of leisure wear worn to Tinycastle but a verb used to describe the act of being taken for a ride for tens of millions of £’s. Commonly used in west Edinburgh sporting club boardrooms when someone else’s cash has run out and searching for the next uninformed victim:

    Ann Budge: James has cottoned on. Who shall we Jambofleece next?

    Board member 2: Tony Bloom?

    Ann Budge: A £10m Jambofleecing to start?

    Board member 2: Sounds like the perfect Jambofleecing to me.

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    Don't forget Budge allowed him to not wear a tie in the boardroom also. £35m well spent!

    He could have bought the whole thing for 10% of what he put in and danced naked on the pitch every night for £30m less.

    He must be totally ecstatic someone else has stepped up to stop the flow out of his pocket. Step up Tony Bloom. You've just been mugged by an old lady for £10m.
    As an Albion supporter, I am totally embarrassed by what Bloom is involving himself in here... Sooo disappointed

    Is it because the poppy thieves dabbled with cancellation and came out the other side intact, and he empathises? It's a mystery to me. Our philosophies as clubs are so close, it helped draw me to the club... but his support of this mob of shysters sickens me
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    Bloomingdale a soap opera based around an Edinburgh football team who take £10m from a businessman and give nothing in return.

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    yam Bhuna
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    Del-boy - a manager who promises that success is coming. "This time next year, Rodney, we'll be winners".
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    Del-boy - a manager who promises that success is coming. "This time next year, Dhanda, we'll go past the old firm".
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